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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,471 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:17,283 ("Feeling Happy") 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,391 ♪ Oh well, oh well, feel so fine today ♪ 4 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:30,363 ♪ Oh well, oh well, I feel so fine today ♪ 5 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:32,665 ♪ Got a letter from my baby 6 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:37,303 ♪ This time she's coming home to stay ♪ 7 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:41,441 ♪ She's a tall skinny mama, weighs about 90 pounds ♪ 8 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:47,414 ♪ She's a tall skinny mama, she weighs about 90 pounds ♪ 9 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:53,520 ♪ Can't see you no more, that little girl comes around ♪ 10 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,223 ♪ Well, do you wanna jump, children ♪ 11 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,258 ♪ Yeah 12 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,126 ♪ Do you wanna jump, children 13 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,161 ♪ Yeah 14 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,829 ♪ Do you wanna jump, children 15 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:03,863 ♪ Yeah 16 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,765 ♪ Do you wanna jump, children 17 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:06,800 ♪ Yeah 18 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:08,868 ♪ Now we got jumping children 19 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:09,736 ♪ Yeah 20 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:12,705 ♪ Jump, jump, jump 21 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,741 ♪ I said, well well 22 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:49,943 ♪ Well well 23 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:51,711 ♪ My my 24 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:53,246 ♪ My my 25 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,647 ♪ Oh oh 26 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,282 ♪ Ooh oh 27 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,550 ♪ Well well 28 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:58,885 ♪ Well well 29 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:00,553 ♪ My my 30 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:01,721 ♪ My my 31 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,256 ♪ Let the good times roll 32 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,557 ♪ Let the good times fly 33 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:09,229 ♪ She got great big eyes, really on the ball ♪ 34 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:14,667 ♪ She got great big eyes, really on the ball ♪ 35 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:20,773 ♪ She's a fine little baby, comes to my beck and call ♪ 36 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:25,712 - So, that's the man our niece has been seeing. 37 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:26,579 (Horace snoring) Well, we'll put 38 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,882 a stop to that, won't I! 39 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,519 - Oh, yes you will, dear. 40 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:35,421 - Now, you've seen with your own eyes 41 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:38,892 how rock and roll is destroying the youth of our nation. 42 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:39,759 - Disgusting! 43 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:40,627 - Revolting! 44 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,694 - Disgusting, revolting, 45 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,897 all those in favor say aye, carried. 46 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,698 - We ought to write to Washington. 47 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,401 It's been weeks since I've written Washington. 48 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:50,570 - Now, we need an organized resistance 49 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:54,007 to this vulgar, lewd rocking and rolling. 50 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,576 - Sometimes referred to as shaking. 51 00:02:56,609 --> 00:03:00,346 - Now, all those in favor of an organized resistance 52 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,316 such as the Vigilance Committee, signify. 53 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:03,983 - [Group] Aye! 54 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,487 (Horace snoring) 55 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,657 - We are waiting for you, Mr. Fitzdingle. 56 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,959 - Oh, down with the... 57 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,696 What is it this time, Georgianna? 58 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:18,831 - Rock and roll, idiot. 59 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,300 - Rock and roll, idiot. 60 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:25,505 - Good, now we will need a strong and militant leader. 61 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,674 I suggest the name of Eustice Fentwick. 62 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,642 I accept, nomination are closed. 63 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:32,011 All those in favor say aye, carried. 64 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,315 No doubt you would like to have an acceptance speech. 65 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,284 I accept this nomination with a great deal of reluctance. 66 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:40,887 I did not choose this all-consuming job, 67 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,356 but I realize how much you need 68 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,858 the best help of the best leader available. 69 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,695 - This takes care of my one free afternoon. 70 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,598 I'm already organized against 11 different menaces. 71 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,901 - Oh, but my wife's got you beat. 72 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:59,939 She's anti 21 things, including Sunday walks in the park. 73 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,875 - Ladies and gentlemen, we need a name. 74 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:03,810 Any suggestions? 75 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,847 - Well, I thought-- - Suggestion period is over. 76 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,916 The name will be will be SPRACAY. 77 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:13,486 - Magnificent name, but what does it mean? 78 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,421 - Society Prevention of Rock and Roll 79 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,689 Corruption of American Youth. 80 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:17,757 - Oh. 81 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,826 - That's two letters more than any group I know of, 82 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,996 which reminds me of a funeral service 83 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,098 I once held in Arkansas. 84 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:27,367 - Now then, to war! 85 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,434 You and you and you! 86 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,371 Call up the studios and keep it up for an hour! 87 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,806 And you and you write letters to police officials! 88 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,875 And the rest of you write letters to the studio. 89 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:37,610 Now, you know what to say. 90 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:38,678 - Indeed we do! 91 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:41,080 We'll use form letter number 12. 92 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,116 (group chattering) 93 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:48,354 (upbeat rock and roll music) (audience clapping) 94 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,523 (audience applauding) 95 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,592 - Today's winners, Carlos and Rosie 96 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,661 representing the Black Eagles. 97 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,998 (audience applauding) 98 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,834 They will be competing for the club awards next month. 99 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:38,004 (audience applauding) 100 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,006 And by the way, we have three new clubs 101 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:41,941 incorporated into our organization. 102 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:44,644 That makes a total of 78 throughout the city. 103 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,479 Now, Ax McCallister and I-- 104 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,980 - No applause. 105 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,049 - Will be paying these clubs a personal visit 106 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,751 throughout the coming week. 107 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:52,985 See ya tomorrow, cats. 108 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,022 Same time, same channel, same bop beat. 109 00:05:58,991 --> 00:05:59,926 (Ax sighs) 110 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,427 It's all yours, Ax. 111 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,596 - Okay, say kids, you were the greatest! 112 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:04,430 Absolutely the greatest! 113 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,132 Nobody blew the bit, nobody egged it, 114 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,167 you can all stay in the human race. 115 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:08,835 (all clapping) 116 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:09,936 Now wait, wait, wait, wait! 117 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:13,673 Wait cats, before I send you up completely in flames, 118 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,675 I wanna know what you been doin' about the money bit? 119 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,211 Make me know that, in the meantime, I got some 120 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:22,115 announcements about some real working cats and what they are 121 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,182 a-doin'. Yeah, here we are, 122 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,686 Lucky 13 are gonna hold an arts and crafts bit. 123 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,888 The long green stuff goes into the pot 124 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:30,990 for the permanent building fund, right? 125 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,225 - Hi Gary. 126 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:35,461 - Young lady, would you open this refrigerator door please? 127 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:36,963 - Anything to please a customer. 128 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,667 - Ah, good, I'll buy it. 129 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,504 You can work in my kitchen anytime. 130 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:47,907 You know, it looks awfully good on you. 131 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,075 Say, how are you with a stove? 132 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:50,843 - Oh, terrible. 133 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,546 (gentle music) 134 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,717 - Just Junie and me and kitchen makes three. 135 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,788 Hey, what's the matter? 136 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,890 Aunt and Uncle object to a possible union? 137 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,793 - I haven't told them yet. 138 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,161 I think Aunt Georgianna would flip 139 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,830 if she knew we were talking kitchen appliances. 140 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,799 - Ah, they don't go for me, huh? 141 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,534 - They don't go for this. 142 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:17,537 They're even organizing a group to fight rock and roll. 143 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,806 - Oh honey, these crackpots just come and go. 144 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,641 - Not Aunt Georgianna. 145 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:24,510 She hangs on like a bulldog, doesn't let go. 146 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,746 You're demoralizing our youth, she says. 147 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,247 - Demoralizing our youth? 148 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,216 Doesn't she realize what's happening? 149 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,285 We've now got 78 groups all brought together 150 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,587 by the same interest, music. 151 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,656 And our activities have branched out into hobby work, 152 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,859 dramatics, club newspapers, charity drives, paper drives. 153 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,794 All she has to do is ask the juvenile authorities. 154 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,196 They'll tell her what those kids were doing 155 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,064 before we organized these clubs for 'em. 156 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,633 - Hey, you don't have to sell me. 157 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,002 I tried to explain it to them, but they couldn't see it. 158 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,137 - I guess you're right. 159 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:55,575 - Gary, I hate to break up this touching little scene, 160 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:57,243 but the studio is needed for rehearsal. 161 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:58,211 - Oh, who's workin' out here? 162 00:07:58,244 --> 00:07:59,245 - Fats Domino. 163 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,813 - Domino? 164 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:01,981 Hey, my kids would give their young brothers 165 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,049 to sit in on that. 166 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:05,218 - Oh, I don't know, you know what he does to 'em. 167 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,053 They'd tear up the place. 168 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:09,288 - Frank, you just leave that up to me. 169 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,057 (crowd chattering) 170 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,091 - That's pretty good. - Ax, excuse me. 171 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,759 - Oh look, look, these kids are really diggin' 172 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:14,327 the permanent building fund. 173 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,595 - Yeah, let it hang, Ax. 174 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:18,631 Listen kids, Fats Domino is headin' this way for a workout. 175 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:19,232 - [Crowd] Fats Domino! 176 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:20,166 - Oh, the most, the most! 177 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,234 - Hold it, wait a minute now! 178 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,335 If you've got no chores to do 179 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,937 and you're willing to stand by quietly and listen, 180 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:25,872 I think I can fix it. 181 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,573 - Oh, us cats, we'll be as quiet as mice. 182 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:28,975 - Now, wait a minute, okay, okay now! 183 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,744 Just gather around quietly, come on. 184 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,646 Now just stand by, here he is now. 185 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,780 Say Fats? 186 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,082 A bunch of the kids would like to listen 187 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,250 to you blowin' up a storm. 188 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,217 Would you let them listen in? 189 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,852 - Well, there's a rule that we don't do it, 190 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,921 but for the kids, I'm more than glad. 191 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:42,788 - Hooray! 192 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,291 (crowd applauding) 193 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,093 - I just wrote a new number called "Honey Chile." 194 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,361 Would you all like to hear it? 195 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,662 - [Crowd] Yeah! 196 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,064 (crowd applauding) 197 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,232 - All right boys, so you're all ready? 198 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:53,933 - [Band] Yeah! 199 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:57,003 - Well, let's get going then. 200 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,604 ("Honey Chile") 201 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:02,074 ♪ You will never win wonderful charm ♪ 202 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:05,278 ♪ But I love to hold ya in my arms ♪ 203 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,247 ♪ Only you can fill me like you do ♪ 204 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,617 ♪ So hold let kiss for a long, long while ♪ 205 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:15,288 ♪ You know why I love you honey chile ♪ 206 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,824 ♪ I love to hear you whisper low ♪ 207 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:22,194 ♪ You know you really thrill me so ♪ 208 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,031 ♪ Only you can fill me like you do ♪ 209 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,334 ♪ So please don't put me on that shelf ♪ 210 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:32,371 ♪ You know I can not help myself ♪ 211 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,775 ♪ I am happy as a baby boy 212 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:38,978 ♪ You ain't nothing but a bundle of joy ♪ 213 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,081 ♪ Only you can fill me like you do ♪ 214 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,951 ♪ Bend your legs and pigeon toes ♪ 215 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:49,855 ♪ You know why I love you, goodness knows ♪ 216 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,894 (crowd clapping) 217 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,908 ♪ You will never win wonderful charm ♪ 218 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,111 ♪ But I love to hold ya in my arms ♪ 219 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,847 ♪ No one can fill me like you do ♪ 220 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,150 ♪ So hold let kiss for a long, long while ♪ 221 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:22,288 ♪ You know why I love you honey chile ♪ 222 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:25,391 ♪ I am happy as a baby boy 223 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,828 ♪ You ain't nothing but a bundle of joy ♪ 224 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,464 ♪ Only you can fill me like you do ♪ 225 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,767 ♪ Bend your legs and pigeon toes ♪ 226 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:39,205 ♪ You know I love you, goodness knows ♪ 227 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:43,442 (crowd applauding) 228 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,078 - All right kids, let's hop to it. 229 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:49,348 Get with your homework and chores, huh, come on. 230 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,051 (gentle music) 231 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,891 Say, by the way honey, 232 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,159 when are you gonna sing our love song 233 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,328 to your aunt and uncle? 234 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,030 - Let's wait a while. 235 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,799 - You're not pulling a Uncle Horace on me, are you? 236 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,768 If you can't fight 'me, join 'em? 237 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,369 - I've got to pick the right time. 238 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,944 (disappointed music) 239 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:22,248 (Ax mimics dog barking) 240 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:26,886 - Come along, Horace, come along. 241 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,020 It's nearly time for the collection. 242 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:32,158 Come, oh dear, oh dear, what is the matter with you? 243 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,894 (tense music) 244 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,762 Will you put them down! 245 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:38,964 (Horace sighs) 246 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:39,999 Put them in the box now, hurry up, hurry up. 247 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,302 - Oh, don't mail those grouch letters, please! 248 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,871 - We feel it to be our civic duty. 249 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,074 - If only you'd try to understand before you condemn! 250 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,876 - But your aunt don't work that way, June. 251 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,112 - I've asked you to stop seeing that corrupter of youth. 252 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,147 These will see that you do. 253 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,882 They'll break him. 254 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,350 - Break Gary? 255 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,086 You'll be breaking 5,000 kids 256 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,421 who are held together by a common interest. 257 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,156 You'll send them right back from where they came, 258 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,925 back to gang fights and slums! 259 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:10,029 - Ya know, we oughta think that over, Georgianna. 260 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,297 - Oh, you do? 261 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:15,935 Well, the S-P-R-A-C-A-Y does not think, it does. 262 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:17,870 - Hey! - Go ahead, get them in. 263 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,440 - Long live whatever those silly initials mean. 264 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,342 - They're silly to you but not to me. 265 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,010 Get the letters in, get the letter in. 266 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,479 - Gary, I've never seen anything like it! 267 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,415 600 letters wishing you death by slow torture. 268 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,349 800 phone calls-- 269 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,584 - Yes, plus numerous publicity releases. 270 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,785 Look at this. 271 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:36,055 "Citizens committee forms to combat rock and roll craze." 272 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,991 Here, "irresponsible leadership can ruin our youngsters 273 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,026 "says head of new vigilante committee." 274 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,428 - You know, medicine has found ways 275 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,930 to prolonging some old squares' lives. 276 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,065 You know how they spend it? 277 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,366 Beating their gong. 278 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,501 - Give me that bottle! 279 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,135 - This one? 280 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,302 Here. 281 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,972 There ought to be a law against prolonging some lives. 282 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,240 (Bill groaning) 283 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,042 - They're threatening boycotts of the station, the sponsors! 284 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,844 - Why don't they boycott breathing? 285 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,446 - Oh, these letters were all written 286 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,214 by the same handful of people. 287 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,016 It's just too bad the others, the ones who know 288 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,285 we're doing a job with the kids, keep quiet. 289 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:09,588 - All I know is this can help our ratings. 290 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,923 - Ratings? 291 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,558 Is that all this means to you? 292 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,593 - What else, I'm paid for ratings! 293 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,961 - Look, why don't you come with us 294 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,363 to a meeting of the Black Eagles? 295 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:19,532 That's a group that's been formed in the slum area. 296 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,168 Every one of those kids has a record of some kind! 297 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,236 I'd just like you to see how they spend their time now. 298 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,639 - Save that malarkey for the social welfare people. 299 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:29,275 Rock and roll's a gimmick that sells Shadrach Shoes 300 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,443 as far as I'm concerned. 301 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,980 - Oh come on, Ax, let's look for friends elsewhere. 302 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,115 (door slams) 303 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,551 - I have just one word for you. 304 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,454 (Ax groans) 305 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,956 (upbeat rock and roll music) 306 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,992 That's right, follow the directions. 307 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,598 How ya doin' kids? 308 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,167 I'm stuck, where are the directions? 309 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,169 All I need is the plug. 310 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,404 Oh, yeah, yeah. 311 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,541 (Ax snickering) 312 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,443 Always something, kid. 313 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,547 Hey, hey, hey, Gary, Gary, come over here. 314 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,383 Look, show them what this wig's doing. 315 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,551 Dig it to him, pops! 316 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,919 - [Tommy] It's a building down the street 317 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:14,720 the city's condemning. 318 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,422 - Yeah. - I'm just playing around 319 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,023 with the idea the we own it, 320 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,292 and are gonna convert it into Teen Town. 321 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:24,563 A spot of our own, run for and by the kids themselves. 322 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,931 - You've got something there. 323 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,534 All we need's a few thousand dollars. 324 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,535 - Yeah, but the kids figure 325 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,570 they can make a lot of the sweat themselves. 326 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,973 - My old man would chip in on the cement work. 327 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,342 Must be a lot of our squawkers could give a finger. 328 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,111 - You know, you've got something to think about, Tommy. 329 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:42,348 Yeah, but right now, our big problem is just to stay alive. 330 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,617 - Gee, but it's worth a pitch, huh dad? 331 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,151 - I'll try it on for size. 332 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,052 - Happy fit. 333 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,368 - What are you doing, Petes? 334 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,037 - Arts and craft. 335 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,340 - Arts and crafts? 336 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:09,675 Where is the dice? 337 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,610 - I'm making a leather wallet. 338 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,213 - You're make, the last time I saw you make a wallet 339 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,214 was in a guy's pocket. 340 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,288 Three lousy months in the jug and what happens? 341 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,090 I leave behind me a nice, normal bunch of hoodlums. 342 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,093 I turn my back, you turn respectable. 343 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:31,196 A couple of you have been known to be smiling at the cops. 344 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,601 You are turned rotten, turned rotten. 345 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,605 And you are the guy with muscle in on me, huh? 346 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:40,539 What is the matter? 347 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,175 Nobody informs you this is my territory 348 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,244 from Third Street to the union depot? 349 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,681 You think you can just move in and take over just like that? 350 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,783 - The kids made up their own minds, Bugsy. 351 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,551 - Well, I am not about to stand by 352 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,653 and watch you make bums outta these kids. 353 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,356 Arts and crafts? 354 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:00,526 (fingers snapping) 355 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,295 All right you punks, throw the crooks out. 356 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,367 So, you have turned chicken? 357 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,235 Turned chicken! 358 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,573 Do you see what's happenin' to the youth of today? 359 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,741 The next thing you know they'll be going 360 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,343 to school every day. 361 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,513 Throw them crooks out! 362 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,751 I said throw these crooks out! 363 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,590 Mister, do you realize what you have committed? 364 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,294 You have committed brainwash! 365 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,128 (Ax yawns) - Look Bugsy, 366 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,162 we got a lot of work to do tonight. 367 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,532 So, I suggest you either join us or take a walk. 368 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,468 - Ditto, repeat, ditto. 369 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,103 - There is nothing I would like better 370 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,504 than to cut out paper posies 371 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,773 and spread 'em across your grave. 372 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:48,640 - Oh. 373 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,210 - Should I give 'em what for Bugsy? 374 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,312 - Oh, come here, stupid. 375 00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,119 Do you not know it is no time 376 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,286 to fight in a crisis like this? 377 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:07,693 You have got to use strategy, which you possess none of. 378 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,362 Go. 379 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:19,304 - Looks like we're right in the middle of it. 380 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,873 Fentwick and his gang yelling corruption, 381 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,542 and Bugsy and his boys shouting the same thing. 382 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:24,676 - Yeah, I guess it depends 383 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,779 on which video you view it on, huh? 384 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,480 Oh, but enough of this philosophizing. 385 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,515 (laughs) Big word, huh? 386 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,384 Say, I want you, hey chick, come here, will ya? 387 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,153 Gary, this is Anita. 388 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:34,553 - Hello, Anita. 389 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,788 - Hi, Gary. 390 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,290 - She's gonna do a number for the building funds benefit, 391 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,793 so will you make with a mouthful of high-five for dad? 392 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:41,827 Get ready, kids! 393 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,429 Unhook your ears, dad! 394 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,232 ♪ Come on you teen queens, put on your blue jeans ♪ 395 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,435 ♪ We're gonna have a big ball 396 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:54,573 ♪ We're gonna romp, stomp, rock on a Saturday night ♪ 397 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:59,711 ♪ We're gonna bop, stop, hop on a Saturday night ♪ 398 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:03,549 ♪ We're gonna leap, creep, jump on a Saturday night ♪ 399 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:08,187 ♪ We're gonna serve soda pop, from the corner shop ♪ 400 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,856 ♪ Records that will play, till the break of day ♪ 401 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:13,692 ♪ Come and join the crowd, we'll be shoutin' loud ♪ 402 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:18,197 ♪ Don't miss it, don't miss it, man ♪ 403 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,947 ♪ We're gonna do the mambo rock, do the Texas hop ♪ 404 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,816 ♪ Most of all we're gonna do the boogie rock ♪ 405 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,619 ♪ Jumpin' starts at eight, no one should be late ♪ 406 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,222 ♪ Don't miss it, don't miss it, man ♪ 407 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,792 ♪ We're gonna bump, jump, rock on a Saturday night ♪ 408 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:52,297 ♪ We're gonna sing, swing, rock on a Saturday night, ♪ 409 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:58,737 ♪ We're gonna flip, flop, rock on a Saturday night ♪ 410 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,674 (crowd applauding) 411 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,277 - Oh man, the was the most, the greatest, 412 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,980 the solidest, you know I've been thinkin'. 413 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,817 It's a painful experience, but I been thinkin'. 414 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,752 And you know, it kinda gets you here. 415 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:17,389 Here? 416 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,758 - Now, just take it easy, Ax, take it easy. 417 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:20,626 You know, anything new like this, 418 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,728 you should do just a little at a time. 419 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,963 - Okay dad, I'll give it to you bit by bit. 420 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,766 Okay, first bit, I figure that these kids 421 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,401 can really scoot some loot. 422 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,670 Second bit, I figure I can round up a group 423 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,971 to really ball for the kids. 424 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,974 And third, and most solid bit dad, 425 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,310 we should plug this thing over the air. 426 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,779 We'll get every cat in town down there. 427 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,514 - The way these poison penned epistles are coming in, 428 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,450 I doubt if there'd be any air to plug it over. 429 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,921 - You mean they'll cancel us, null us, void us? 430 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,657 - It's looking more like it every time the mailman comes. 431 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,292 - Ooh. 432 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,261 Ooh, I'd like to tell 'em off. 433 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,863 Those squirrels! 434 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,032 In court I'd like to tell 'em off. 435 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:04,369 I would rock that jury down to their ever-lovin' argyles. 436 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,039 Who should know better than me what all this means? 437 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,808 - Ax, boy, you just got yourself a thought. 438 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,410 - Me? 439 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,311 How'd I do it? 440 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:13,745 And what is it? 441 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,314 - Just let me live with it a while. 442 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,715 I'll chew it over with you later. 443 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,650 - Okay, take five dad. 444 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:20,452 (Gary sighs) 445 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,920 - Looks like they're gaining on us. 446 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,555 - Hey dad, dad, look! 447 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,324 Here's somethin' to gladden your beaten breast. 448 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,526 It's an editorial in the Clarion. 449 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,728 Now, get a load of this, focus your audio. 450 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,964 It says, "Leave kids alone. 451 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:35,634 "A close examination of the facts in the latest attempt 452 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,904 "to curb rock and roll leaves room for doubt 453 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:42,474 "in the supposed evils of this pastime." 454 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,109 - "In the final analysis, 455 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:47,679 "youth must express its overabundance of energy, 456 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,381 "better on a dance floor than in the alleys, 457 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,650 "better around a jukebox than a pool table." 458 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,852 Ax, I think we finally got ourselves a friend. 459 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,887 I'm gonna find out who wrote this right after the show. 460 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:56,588 - Crazy. 461 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,990 - Start the slaughter, Nelson. 462 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:58,991 - Right. 463 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,960 (crowd chattering) 464 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:04,363 - All right now, quiet kids. 465 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,565 We're on the air in 30 seconds. 466 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,803 (fast upbeat music) 467 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,519 - Well, what's the good word, bird. 468 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,021 - I am not a bird! 469 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:29,988 - I know a lot of buzzards 470 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,457 that would be mighty pleased to hear that. 471 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:33,892 - My name is Eustice Fentwick III. 472 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:35,927 - The third? 473 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,464 Don't tell me this has happened three times before, man. 474 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,868 Well crazy, what can I do you Mr. Useless Bentstick? 475 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,504 - The name is Fentwick! 476 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,573 - So, what can I do for you Mr. Airwick? 477 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:52,577 - Young man, I once buried a pan just like you. 478 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,080 - Oh, not like me, dad, I'm the original. 479 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:56,748 I am the thing! 480 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,550 - [Georgianna] Such impudence! 481 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,652 - Oh chick, thanks very much. 482 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:01,920 I'm gonna sit this one out. 483 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,555 Maybe when they play the next number, 484 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:06,758 you and I can work up a sweat and hop-a-bop? 485 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,561 Because kid, nothin' braces me up 486 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:13,098 like a good drag across the slag with a hag. 487 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,669 - Oh my hat, oh my hat! 488 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,637 Oh, my hat! 489 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,096 Come back, give me my hat. 490 00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:44,963 Oh! 491 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,469 - Lady, you're the craziest one here. 492 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,570 Go on! 493 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,572 - Gracious, get away from me! 494 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:54,473 Oh! 495 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:06,451 I never saw anything like this place. 496 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,520 - Whew, oh Gary, look! 497 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,857 That is a delegation from the Clobbered Cats Convention, 498 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,693 and that is Mr. Useless Fentwick. 499 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,028 Now mind you, he is not the first, 500 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,664 not the second, but the third! 501 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,534 - Take over, Ax. 502 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,572 - In the name of the S-P-A, 503 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:28,573 oh I mean the S-P-- 504 00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,776 - Uh, that's a railroad, ma'am. 505 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,644 - The S-P-A-R-- 506 00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:34,846 - SPRACAY. 507 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,682 - In the name of what Mr. Fentwick just said, 508 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:42,053 will you please stop that vulgar contortioning out there? 509 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,255 - There's no law against it, ma'am. 510 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:44,890 - If there isn't, we'll make one. 511 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,926 - I remember I had a case in Galveston once. 512 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,762 Lady looked just like you, Georgianna. 513 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:52,998 She was run over by a streetcar. 514 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:53,899 - Shut up, Hiram! 515 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,003 - Young man, take us to the manager's office. 516 00:23:58,036 --> 00:23:59,137 - Certainly, ma'am. 517 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,272 - Don't ma'am me. 518 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:03,809 You've seen the last of June, I assure you of that. 519 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:04,709 Savage! 520 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,818 Horace, come along, come on, come on! 521 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:14,853 Come along, come along, come along. 522 00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:17,722 All right, come along young man, I'm ready. 523 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,101 - Ax, would you wind up the show? 524 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,070 I'm taking these people to the manager. 525 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:35,173 - Man, is that what they are, people? 526 00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:59,197 - Everything is gonna be all right, honey. 527 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:05,837 - This can hurt. 528 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,305 There goes my honeymoon cottage. 529 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,773 - Ya know what? 530 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:11,209 It takes two sides to make a battle. 531 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:15,046 From now on, call me General Ax McAllister. 532 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,754 (crowd chattering) 533 00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:23,922 Pardon me cats, come over here. 534 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,191 Hello you out there in video land. 535 00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:28,927 Now dig this, there's a brigade of blue noses here 536 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,129 out to smash this whole bust up. 537 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:34,232 I need a shoulder, so make with a quill on the parchment, 538 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,167 please, and keep 'em coming in, 539 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,069 else the whole works will blow up, 540 00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:41,640 the club, the permanent building fund, everything. 541 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,676 And another thing, get to mama and papa square. 542 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,045 Try to sell them the pitch, huh? 543 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,915 Radar shows trouble ahead, 544 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:53,351 but are we kittens or are we cats? 545 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,720 We can do it, I thank you! 546 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:57,355 Excuse me. 547 00:25:58,423 --> 00:25:59,724 Dance! 548 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:02,227 (upbeat music) 549 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,151 - All right, sir! 550 00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:27,285 What is your decision? 551 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,520 - I'll discuss it with my superiors. 552 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:31,389 - An outraged public demands that this be stopped at once! 553 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,191 - An outrage public? 554 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,759 Four people. 555 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,094 - Three. 556 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,796 - Quiet. 557 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:39,998 - A handful of people who presume to sit in judgment 558 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,232 on the rights of their fellow citizens. 559 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,300 - Citizens? 560 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,902 Teenage hoodlums. 561 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,905 - We want to bring back sweetness to youth, 562 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,674 the waltz, the slow fox trot. 563 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,944 Why I remember when I was a girl. 564 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:53,812 (Georgianna sighs) 565 00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:54,846 - That'd be quite a trick. 566 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:59,117 - Do you intend to sit idly by and watch these youngsters 567 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,920 being led into acts of delinquency? 568 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,121 - Delinquency? 569 00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:04,789 This does just the opposite, 570 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,257 and we've got 81 groups to prove it. 571 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,793 - Well, if necessary, we'll get a court order 572 00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,762 restraining them from performing 573 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,164 this rolling stone in public. 574 00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:15,834 - (clears throat) Rolling rock, Fentwick. 575 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,169 - Yeah, rolling well, whatever it is. 576 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:19,070 Come on! 577 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:30,315 - I'd say about six foot, one inch tall? 578 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:34,386 185 pounds, right? 579 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:35,854 - Very close, why? 580 00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:40,091 - Four pallbearers should do nicely. 581 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,294 (door thuds) 582 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,496 - Thanks for backing me up, Bill. 583 00:27:44,529 --> 00:27:47,232 If I wasn't convinced it was a good thing for kids, why-- 584 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:49,300 - The kids, who's thinking about the kids? 585 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,102 This feud's given us top rating, 586 00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,804 we're even killing the networks. 587 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,205 We'll build it up as far as it goes. 588 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:57,142 When it gets real hot, we'll switch to something else. 589 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,977 - That's all it means to you. 590 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,179 Ratings and advertising sales, huh? 591 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:03,381 - That's what pays for your bread and butter, Nelson. 592 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,450 You're not falling for your propaganda, are you? 593 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:08,520 That club stuff, it's good for the kids baloney? 594 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:10,822 You don't expect me to swallow that? 595 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,824 - Look, I believe we're doing a job for these kids 596 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,325 that goes far beyond giving them a chance 597 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,393 to just stomp their feet. 598 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:16,428 - By the way things are going, 599 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:19,030 you might have to prove that to stay on the air. 600 00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:20,965 - That's exactly what I intend to do. 601 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:25,403 And if I can't, you won't have to fire me. 602 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:33,011 (door slams) (fast jazzy music) 603 00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:48,059 - You wanna try your hand at something, Nick? 604 00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,494 - Ah, this stuff's for kids. 605 00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:51,362 - You've been standing there watching for an hour. 606 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,465 You might as well take a stab at it. 607 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:54,833 - Dumb, little jerks. 608 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,034 Little lord Fauntleroys. 609 00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:00,438 - Hold it kids, hold it! 610 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,273 Now, this is Mr. Armstrong, editor of the Clarion. 611 00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:04,242 He's been giving us a boost in his paper. 612 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:06,377 - Oh man, this cat's a positive gasser. 613 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,479 - I beg your pardon? 614 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:09,114 - That's his way of saying thank you, Mr. Armstrong. 615 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:09,848 - Well, you'd never know it. 616 00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:11,049 - I just had Mr. Armstrong over 617 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,985 to look at that run-down joint we want to call Teen Town. 618 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,121 - This all started out of a rock and roll dance group? 619 00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:17,922 - That's right, this music is their basic interest, 620 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,057 their kind of music. 621 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,291 You see, it brought 'em together, 622 00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:23,027 and once that happened, why their activities branched out. 623 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:25,130 - And the same is true of your other groups? 624 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,232 - That's right, only with some it takes a little longer. 625 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,266 - Well, it looks good, 626 00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:30,168 if you can figure out what it's going to cost 627 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:32,270 to put that dump on Third Street in shape? 628 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:35,140 - Well, about $12,000 for material. 629 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:37,375 We get the labor free, you see the club members' fathers 630 00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:38,276 have promised to pitch in. 631 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,879 - Yeah, but that's still a lot of money. 632 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:44,149 Do you think you can raise $12,000 in 90 days? 633 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:45,850 - Well, we could give it a try. 634 00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:47,919 - Well, the Clarion will pay the rent for 90 days. 635 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,988 If at that time, you've got the money you need, 636 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:51,289 we'll back you all the way. 637 00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:53,491 We'll pay the rent and the upkeep, 638 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:56,027 just so long as you keep doing constructive work. 639 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,195 - Oh man, man, man, man, man, man, 640 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:59,164 didn't I tell you this was a gasser! 641 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,565 - I don't know how to thank you, Mr. Armstrong. 642 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,901 - Well, save it till you get the $12,000. 643 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:04,569 You know what would make a good headline, at that? 644 00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:07,071 "Clarion Underwrites Teen Town." 645 00:30:07,105 --> 00:30:08,072 Goodnight all. 646 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:09,274 - [Crowd] Goodnight! 647 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:09,707 (crowd clapping) 648 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:10,708 - How's that? 649 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:11,910 - Oh, let's get to work on the money angle. 650 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:15,380 - Yeah, how 'bout that bop concert you told us about, Ax. 651 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,081 - Ooh, that old thing, well naturally we're going 652 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:18,183 to have people from the top 10. 653 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:21,419 You know, Fats Domino, Joe Turner, Tommy Charles-- 654 00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:22,620 - Hey, you're floating, Ax. 655 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,855 Back down to earth, huh? 656 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:26,958 - You know what, I'm floating right over here to ask you, 657 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:29,527 didn't you have those cats on your disc jockey show? 658 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,196 - Well, yes. 659 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,097 - Ask him! (crowd chattering) 660 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:34,999 - Okay, I'll give it a pitch. 661 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:37,635 (crowd cheering) 662 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:41,306 (Horace snoring) 663 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:46,177 - June, I don't think that your aunt 664 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:47,412 wants you to go out tonight. 665 00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:49,681 - Well, I was just going to take a walk down to the library. 666 00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:52,283 - Yes, I know, and when you see Nelson down there, 667 00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:53,351 you tell him that your aunt 668 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:56,487 is bringing out a group to his concert tonight. 669 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:57,522 - What for? 670 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:58,957 - To cause trouble. 671 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,358 And if there is trouble, 672 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,961 they're taking a police officer along with them. 673 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,129 - Yes, and if they can't find it, they'll make it. 674 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:08,433 - Now June, your aunt is a very determined woman. 675 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:12,003 And since condemning low necklines has gone out of 676 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,471 fashion, she's joined up with this lively group. 677 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:14,472 Now, I'm going to tell you, 678 00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:17,242 you hurry up and find that library of yours. 679 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:20,612 - Horace? 680 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,953 Horace, come along, we have work to do. 681 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:31,556 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, my dear. 682 00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:32,657 - Hurry up. 683 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:33,558 - Yes, yes, yes. 684 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:34,425 - I think now. 685 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:35,293 - Yes, my dear. 686 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:36,594 Ah, oh. 687 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,009 - (sighs) What is happening 688 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,344 to the younger generation of today, Nick? 689 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:55,313 - Uh, lousy jerks. 690 00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:57,048 - Oh, shut up, stupid. 691 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,483 When I wish you to venture an opinion, 692 00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:00,418 I will ask you there of. 693 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:04,522 (crowd whistling and applauding) 694 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:16,534 ♪ You made me cry 695 00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:19,570 ♪ When you said goodbye 696 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:23,541 ♪ Ain't that a shame 697 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:27,612 ♪ My tears fell like rain 698 00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:31,516 ♪ Ain't that a shame 699 00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:36,587 ♪ You're the one to blame 700 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:40,425 ♪ You broke my heart 701 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,494 ♪ When you said we'll part 702 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:47,465 ♪ Ain't that a shame 703 00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:51,536 ♪ My tears fell like rain 704 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:55,406 ♪ Ain't that a shame 705 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,609 ♪ You're the one to blame 706 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,478 (crowd clapping) 707 00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:04,315 ♪ Oh well, goodbye 708 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:07,251 ♪ Although I'll cry 709 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:11,155 ♪ Ain't that a shame 710 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:15,259 ♪ My tears fell like rain 711 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:19,130 ♪ Ain't that a shame 712 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:22,567 ♪ You're the one to blame 713 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,747 (crowd clapping) 714 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,795 ♪ You made me cry 715 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:54,132 ♪ When you said goodbye 716 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,802 ♪ Ain't that a shame 717 00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:01,839 ♪ My tears fell like rain 718 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,676 ♪ Ain't that a shame 719 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:10,581 ♪ You're the one to blame 720 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:14,352 ♪ Oh well, goodbye 721 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,321 ♪ Although I'll cry 722 00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:21,292 ♪ Ain't that a shame 723 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:25,329 ♪ My tears fell like rain 724 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:29,200 ♪ Ain't that a shame 725 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,637 ♪ You're the one to blame 726 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:41,245 (crowd applauding and whistling) 727 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,295 (upbeat music) 728 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,364 - Aren't you coming in? 729 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:01,532 - What'll I do in there? 730 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,267 I don't go for that bop stuff myself. 731 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:05,236 - You're going to sit here and listen 732 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,372 to that outrageous assault on the eardrums? 733 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:10,508 - Lady, they're not breaking any laws. 734 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,375 (Georgianna scoffs) - They're creating 735 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,845 a disturbance, disturbing the peace. 736 00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:16,781 - Look, you came here of your own free will. 737 00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:18,216 You can get away. 738 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,517 Any complaints like that have got to come 739 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,219 from people in the neighborhood. 740 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,588 - Well, then we'll circulate a petition, 741 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:24,455 have it signed at once. 742 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:26,424 Each one of you take a different block. 743 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:27,692 - Excellent idea. 744 00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:31,262 - Georgianna, why don't we go home? 745 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,431 These kids aren't doing anything different 746 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,766 than we did 40 years ago. 747 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,370 - You'll come along with me if you know what's good for you. 748 00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:40,304 - Yes, Pigeon. 749 00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:41,873 - Out of my way. 750 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,811 - You see a dame like that, 751 00:35:46,844 --> 00:35:48,946 and right away my wife looks good to me. 752 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:53,251 (crowd applauding and whistling) 753 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:55,953 - Well, what's it gonna be, Joe? 754 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,356 - We're gonna take off with "Feelin' Happy." 755 00:35:58,389 --> 00:35:59,257 - Let go, man! 756 00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:03,728 (horn trumpeting) 757 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:10,835 ♪ Oh well, oh well, feel so fine today ♪ 758 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:16,908 ♪ Oh well, oh well, I feel so fine today ♪ 759 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,477 ♪ Got a letter from my baby 760 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:23,748 ♪ This time she's coming home to stay ♪ 761 00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:27,952 ♪ She's a tall skinny mama, weighs about 90 pounds ♪ 762 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:33,925 ♪ She's a tall skinny mama, she weighs about 90 pounds ♪ 763 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:39,997 ♪ Can't see you no more, that little girl comes around ♪ 764 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,668 ♪ Well, do you wanna jump, children ♪ 765 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,702 ♪ Yeah 766 00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,571 ♪ Do you wanna jump, children 767 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,605 ♪ Yeah 768 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,440 ♪ Do you wanna jump, children 769 00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:50,474 ♪ Yeah 770 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:52,276 ♪ Do you wanna jump, children 771 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:53,277 ♪ Yeah 772 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:55,279 ♪ Now, we got jumping children 773 00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:56,314 ♪ Yeah 774 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,283 ♪ Jump, jump, jump 775 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,038 - They're bringing the police with them. 776 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,940 - Well let them, we've got a concert permit. 777 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,008 - Call it off! 778 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:25,076 I don't know how they'll do it, 779 00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:26,844 but they're going to make trouble ya. 780 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:27,845 - Ah, we're not calling anything off. 781 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:31,349 If they ask for a fight, I mean to oblige them. 782 00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,486 ♪ I said, well well 783 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:36,821 ♪ Well well 784 00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:38,322 ♪ My my 785 00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:39,557 ♪ My my 786 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,058 ♪ Oh oh 787 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,627 ♪ Oh oh 788 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,928 ♪ Well well 789 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:45,496 ♪ Well well 790 00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:46,731 ♪ My my 791 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,332 ♪ My my 792 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:51,002 ♪ Let the good times roll, let the good times fly ♪ 793 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:55,573 ♪ She got great big eyes, really on the ball ♪ 794 00:37:56,907 --> 00:38:01,078 ♪ She got great big eyes, really on the ball ♪ 795 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:07,051 ♪ She's a fine little baby, comes to my beck and call ♪ 796 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,855 ♪ She's yours, she's mine, somebody else's too ♪ 797 00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:11,889 - What a racket. 798 00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,525 - I don't see how they could stand that noise. 799 00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:15,393 - What? 800 00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:16,627 - Oh shut up, stupid. 801 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:18,562 If I want your opinion, I'll ask you for it. 802 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:24,769 ♪ Well, you better look out, have her clean away from you ♪ 803 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:28,472 ♪ Well all righty 804 00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:32,576 (crowd whistling and applauding) 805 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:35,913 - Here you are, 12 signatures, 12 complaints. 806 00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:38,849 - I only got five, I'd have had more, 807 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:40,818 but I had to carry Horace upstairs. 808 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:44,889 - All right mister, I'll read the act to them. 809 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:48,125 (crowd applauding) 810 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,327 - Now, for the big finale. 811 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,464 The guy you've all been waiting to hear, Tommy Charles. 812 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:57,568 (crowd applauding and whistling) 813 00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:02,640 ("Sweet Love On My Mind") 814 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,874 ♪ I'm a man who's got nothing 815 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:06,877 ♪ But sweet love on my mind 816 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:08,079 ♪ If you really gonna leave me 817 00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:11,615 ♪ Let me love you just one more time ♪ 818 00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:13,884 ♪ Well, you know I love you baby ♪ 819 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:16,053 ♪ And I need your lovin' bad 820 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:18,489 ♪ Better give me some sweet love right this minute ♪ 821 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,491 ♪ Or you're gonna make me mad 822 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,792 ♪ 'Cause I'm a man who's got nothing ♪ 823 00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:24,061 ♪ But sweet love on my mind 824 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,763 - Don't you think you better duck out? 825 00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:27,198 - They might as well know where I stand. 826 00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:28,799 ♪ Well you love me, then you leave me ♪ 827 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,802 ♪ And I cry the whole night through ♪ 828 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:33,437 ♪ Yeah you love me, then you leave me ♪ 829 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:36,674 ♪ And I don't know what to do 830 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,909 ♪ I need your little ol' arms around me ♪ 831 00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:41,045 ♪ To hold and squeeze me tight 832 00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:43,447 ♪ But you just love me then you leave me baby ♪ 833 00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:45,449 ♪ And you know it ain't right 834 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:46,751 ♪ 'Cause I'm a man who's got nothing ♪ 835 00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:50,755 ♪ But sweet love on my mind 836 00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:53,157 - Perfectly awful, I've never seen anything like it. 837 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:54,024 It's disgraceful. 838 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,059 - It certainly is. 839 00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:55,926 - It's disgusting. 840 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,794 - Oh my. 841 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,830 What do you think you're doing? 842 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:00,197 Horace. 843 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:03,234 ♪ When the mailman comes in the morning ♪ 844 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:04,135 - Stop it. 845 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:06,036 ♪ Note upon my door 846 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,205 ♪ Just bring my letter to the bottom of the river ♪ 847 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,508 ♪ 'Cause I won't be here no more ♪ 848 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:11,809 ♪ 'Cause I'm a man who's got nothing ♪ 849 00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:15,579 ♪ But sweet love on my mind 850 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,787 - You go and tell the kids the pinch is coming up. 851 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,688 If they don't want to spend the night in the can, 852 00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:26,123 they'll blow right now, go on. 853 00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,163 - Hey that Bugsy character is trying to stir up trouble. 854 00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:34,565 Just give me the nod and I'll start a fire on his head, 855 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,767 with a hot coal on each eyeball. 856 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,603 - Now, just take it easy Ax, no fights, huh! 857 00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:41,939 - Okay, it would kind of pretty him up though, wouldn't it? 858 00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:44,942 - You'll have to call off this shindig, mister. 859 00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:45,843 - On what charge? 860 00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:48,612 - Disturbing the peace, 17 complaints. 861 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,614 - But we've got a concert permit. 862 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:54,084 - 17 sets of eardrums don't think it's a concert. 863 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,120 ♪ Just bring my letter to the bottom of the river ♪ 864 00:40:56,153 --> 00:40:58,189 ♪ 'Cause I won't be here no more ♪ 865 00:40:58,222 --> 00:40:59,690 ♪ 'Cause I'm a man who got nothing ♪ 866 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:03,227 ♪ But sweet love on my mind 867 00:41:07,064 --> 00:41:09,900 - See, ya jerks, they can be here on cops stuff. 868 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,069 All the time they've been taking orders from the law. 869 00:41:12,102 --> 00:41:14,071 Now, cut out before they take you home in a wagon. 870 00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:15,806 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, remember me? 871 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,775 Outside, no agitatin' in here, cat. 872 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,577 Come on, come on, out. 873 00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:21,879 - Tell the kids to go home. 874 00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:24,949 - Hold it kids, hold it! 875 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,217 I've got my orders. 876 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:26,951 - Lousy cops. 877 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:28,986 - Ya, let's have some more music. 878 00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:31,255 - Oh, we paid to get in, real squares! 879 00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:33,724 - Oh now, listen kids, let's fold up our tents 880 00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:35,826 and silently fade away, huh? 881 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,161 - Now, you're talking sense, Mr. Nelson. 882 00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:39,063 - Oh come on, come on. 883 00:41:39,096 --> 00:41:41,131 (tense music) 884 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,000 (woman screaming) 885 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:45,836 (dramatic music) 886 00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:58,749 (balloons popping loudly) 887 00:41:58,782 --> 00:41:59,950 Stick 'em up, I got you covered! 888 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,720 (woman screams) 889 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:10,594 (crowd yelling) 890 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:17,668 (Bugsy whistles) 891 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:27,945 - Now, we know what's what. 892 00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:29,980 - Arts and crafts? 893 00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:31,949 I'll show you what to do with a knife. 894 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:39,023 (air whooshing) - Yeah, yeah! 895 00:42:55,739 --> 00:43:00,144 (officer whistling) - Scram! 896 00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:01,845 - My car! 897 00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:03,047 My car! 898 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,049 Arrest that man, for contributing 899 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:06,717 to the delinquency of minors. 900 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:07,885 He's in charge. 901 00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:10,120 - I'll report it to the chief, he'll take it from there. 902 00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:13,757 - Arrest him, officer, if you don't, I'll have your job. 903 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,826 - You're welcome to it, ma'am. 904 00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:17,328 I want a list of those kids who did this. 905 00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:18,195 - Kids, kids? 906 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:19,897 Are you sure this wasn't a hurricane? 907 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:24,201 - You saw them, Nelson, now I want their names. 908 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:25,703 - I can't give them to you, captain. 909 00:43:25,736 --> 00:43:27,338 - Oh, so that's the way it is, eh? 910 00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:29,807 Anybody gonna cooperate? 911 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,278 You know I could book you now, Nelson, 912 00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:35,746 for obstructing justice. 913 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,848 - Do it now, I insist! 914 00:43:37,881 --> 00:43:39,917 - Put him where he belongs, in jail. 915 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,986 - I'll do it my way, lady. 916 00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:44,922 - Georgianna, let's go home. 917 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,790 My feet are killing me. 918 00:43:46,824 --> 00:43:50,861 - All this activity and not even one corpse. 919 00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:52,029 - Now, I hope you see him 920 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:55,966 for what he is, June, a common criminal. 921 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,836 - You better tell 'em, you'll be finished if you don't. 922 00:43:58,869 --> 00:44:00,304 - And I'll be finished if I do. 923 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,106 - Come dear. 924 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,676 Come, officer you'll have to drive us home. 925 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:09,246 - That's a perfect way to end a lousy evening. 926 00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:11,148 I'm sure somebody will want to talk to you tomorrow. 927 00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:13,784 You're hereby notified to keep yourself available. 928 00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:16,787 (Ax sighs) 929 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:19,423 - I'm sorry, I guess I blew the whole bit. 930 00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:21,058 Kick. 931 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:24,428 - Nah, I was afraid it might end up something like this. 932 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,464 Bugsy's been sitting around waiting for just this chance. 933 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,932 And the worst is yet to come. 934 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,901 If they ever put me under oath, 935 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:32,369 I'm gonna have to tell them who those kids were. 936 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:35,139 - And then the whole jazz goes up in smoke. 937 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,940 Come on, one on the house please. 938 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:40,844 (Ax laughing) 939 00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:43,080 Those kids, they really did a bit 940 00:44:43,113 --> 00:44:45,149 on old Fentwick's car, didn't they? 941 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:48,085 - Yeah, and on us too, Ax, a real good job. 942 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:50,954 Let's go. 943 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,459 (dramatic music) 944 00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:03,534 - Still pouring in, it's snowballed, it's always like 945 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:05,269 that. First a few crackpots start the push 946 00:45:05,302 --> 00:45:06,870 and the fringe characters move in. 947 00:45:06,904 --> 00:45:08,439 - Are all these for wrapping me in cement 948 00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:09,873 and floating me down the river? 949 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:12,209 - No, Ax's pitch is bringing in results, 950 00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:13,410 some of them with money. 951 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:14,912 That's what makes it so interesting. 952 00:45:14,945 --> 00:45:16,146 You've become a public figure. 953 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,515 A little controversial but a public figure. 954 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,284 Get yourself straightened away with the police 955 00:45:20,317 --> 00:45:21,318 and you will be made. 956 00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:23,387 - I've got no beef with the police. 957 00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:27,024 - Not much, just the names of half a dozen hoodlums. 958 00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:29,259 - But if I give those names up, I'm washed up with the kids. 959 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:30,461 Can't you see that? 960 00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:31,562 - You and your kids. 961 00:45:31,595 --> 00:45:33,330 So, we put you on something else. 962 00:45:33,363 --> 00:45:35,365 Main thing is all this has built you up. 963 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,403 - And if I don't give the names to the police? 964 00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:40,270 - Two weeks severance pay 965 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,939 and a guarantee that you'll never work 966 00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,340 on any station in the country. 967 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,576 Besides which, you'll be taken to court and tried 968 00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:49,313 for contempt or perjury or whatever they call it. 969 00:45:49,346 --> 00:45:51,515 - In any event, I've only got a week left. 970 00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:53,150 - I'd say that's about right. 971 00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:55,385 By then, you'll put up or be shut up. 972 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:01,959 - How would you like me to build this to a climax 973 00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:03,427 that would shut every other station but yours? 974 00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:04,361 - Naturally. 975 00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:06,597 My happiest dreams run along those lines. 976 00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:07,464 What's the gimmick? 977 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,166 - It's a natural. 978 00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:12,002 I'd like to bring this whole thing to a showdown publicly, 979 00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:14,605 a trial with every listener as judge and jury. 980 00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:16,039 - [Bill] Whose versus who? 981 00:46:16,974 --> 00:46:17,808 - Fentwick and his do-gooders 982 00:46:17,841 --> 00:46:19,843 versus Gary Nelson and his Teen Town. 983 00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:21,345 A regular trial with witnesses, evidence, 984 00:46:21,378 --> 00:46:23,313 prosecutors, the whole works. 985 00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:25,015 - I think I see it. 986 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,383 You each present your case, 987 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:28,285 and the phone calls and mail determine the verdict. 988 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:28,986 - Right. 989 00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:31,121 - Nelson, I love you, (laughs) 990 00:46:31,155 --> 00:46:33,457 even if I have to fire you in two weeks. 991 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:35,926 - And what if Fentwick gives me a no thank you? 992 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,361 - He doesn't dare. 993 00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:40,097 After all the honking he's been doing, he'll love it. 994 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:43,400 He'll be in here, studying makeup inside of half an hour 995 00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:44,535 after I talk to him. 996 00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:46,270 - You know, I think you're right! 997 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:51,542 ("Lipstick, Powder and Paint") 998 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:56,346 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 999 00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:59,249 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1000 00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:02,953 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1001 00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:06,490 ♪ Is you is or is you ain't 1002 00:47:06,523 --> 00:47:09,326 ♪ Now there goes my baby up a tree ♪ 1003 00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:12,629 ♪ Giggling and a wiggling her toes at me ♪ 1004 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:15,465 ♪ Let me put the cheaters on 1005 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:18,202 ♪ Had such fun since she's been gone ♪ 1006 00:47:18,235 --> 00:47:21,471 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1007 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,408 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1008 00:47:24,441 --> 00:47:28,078 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1009 00:47:28,111 --> 00:47:31,481 ♪ Is you is or is you ain't 1010 00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:34,418 ♪ Hound dogs scratchin' fleas 1011 00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:37,654 ♪ Lookin' like she's in love with me ♪ 1012 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:40,591 ♪ Licks my hand everywhere I go ♪ 1013 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:43,327 ♪ I wish my baby loved me so 1014 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,363 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1015 00:47:46,396 --> 00:47:49,466 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1016 00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:53,136 ♪ Lipstick, powder, and paint 1017 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:57,174 ♪ Now is you is or is you ain't ♪ 1018 00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:12,556 (light knocking) 1019 00:48:27,304 --> 00:48:28,171 - How. 1020 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:35,078 You cats figurin' on diggin' the habeas corpus tonight? 1021 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:36,747 - Nothin' else to do. 1022 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:40,017 - They have subpoenaed Bugsy as a witness. 1023 00:48:40,717 --> 00:48:41,385 Me too. 1024 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,053 - It's a lousy waste of time. 1025 00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:46,323 - It will be if they stick the shiv in Gary. 1026 00:48:46,356 --> 00:48:49,259 And you know they will too, if they ask him one question. 1027 00:48:49,293 --> 00:48:52,229 They'll ask him to tell 'em who roughed up Fentwick's car. 1028 00:48:53,497 --> 00:48:56,033 And he'll refuse because he's trying 1029 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,035 to play square with you guys. 1030 00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:00,370 He'll refuse and that'll be that. 1031 00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:03,640 And you cats can scramble 1032 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:07,244 back into the sewers from whence you came. 1033 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,012 - And what if he doesn't have to answer any questions? 1034 00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:12,149 - Then we got a chance, we got a fightin' chance. 1035 00:49:12,182 --> 00:49:15,686 So, weigh it kids, weigh it, tempus is fugiting. 1036 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,088 - We've been weighing it all day like crazy. 1037 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,525 - So, where are you? 1038 00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:24,361 - With more to do, so if you wanna check out 1039 00:49:24,394 --> 00:49:26,363 and leave us alone, we'll buy it. 1040 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,168 - Excuse me, cats. 1041 00:49:34,204 --> 00:49:35,072 Okay. 1042 00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:42,312 - Now listen kids, this is what we're gonna do. 1043 00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:43,613 We're gonna change the whole thing around. 1044 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,148 We're gonna make a new plan. 1045 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,518 (tense music) 1046 00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:52,389 - There. 1047 00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:53,256 - How do I look? 1048 00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:56,059 - Oh, magnificent! 1049 00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:57,461 - Like Liberace's candelabra. 1050 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,598 - You look positively embalmed, Fentwick. 1051 00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:03,633 Like a man I looked after in Houston, 1052 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,736 his wife wouldn't believe he was gone. 1053 00:50:05,769 --> 00:50:06,403 - The fool. 1054 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:11,174 The fool to challenge me to public trial. 1055 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:14,478 Thousands of people, maybe millions will see me. 1056 00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:18,081 Who knows what it'll lead to. 1057 00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:19,383 Perhaps to a cabinet post? 1058 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,719 Perhaps even to the presidency? 1059 00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:26,223 All those in favor of the presidency say aye, carried. 1060 00:50:26,256 --> 00:50:29,326 - I nominate my wife for vice-president. 1061 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:31,862 - I don't know if I care to travel that much. 1062 00:50:31,895 --> 00:50:34,398 I'd scarcely get to see you Horace. 1063 00:50:34,431 --> 00:50:36,633 - The nomination is posed, you're elected 1064 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,301 as vice-president, Georgianna, 1065 00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:41,138 and I'm gonna take you home and help you pack. 1066 00:50:41,171 --> 00:50:42,339 - To battle! 1067 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:43,673 We must prepare our case. 1068 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,575 Come in closer, ladies and gentlemen. 1069 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:50,080 (soft music) 1070 00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:00,357 - Ah, you still look great in this setting. 1071 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,458 Say, have you learned to cook yet? 1072 00:51:01,491 --> 00:51:03,293 - I'm up to ham and eggs already. 1073 00:51:03,326 --> 00:51:05,762 (Gary chuckles) 1074 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:06,696 We seemed to be pretty far away 1075 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:08,565 from the actual breakfast dishes, don't we? 1076 00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:11,868 - Oh as the cornballs say, love will triumph. 1077 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,804 - But they're so sure they're going to win. 1078 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:16,273 - Maybe they will, 1079 00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:18,909 but I'll get in a couple of good licks anyhow. 1080 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:20,477 Can you just picture yourself the wife 1081 00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:22,579 of a poor but honest laborer? 1082 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:25,282 A poor old cotton picker, for instance? 1083 00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:27,317 - I love cotton pickin' cotton pickers. 1084 00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:32,656 - Young man. 1085 00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:35,192 The next time you do that 1086 00:51:35,225 --> 00:51:38,428 will be through the bars of a jail cell. 1087 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:40,697 - The condemned man ate a hearty breakfast, 1088 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:42,299 followed by a kiss. 1089 00:51:42,332 --> 00:51:43,834 - Now, don't get excited, Pigeon. 1090 00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:44,801 - What? 1091 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,837 - You'll ruffle the feathers in your hat. 1092 00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:47,737 - Oh. 1093 00:51:51,374 --> 00:51:53,210 - What a nice young man. 1094 00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:56,246 Will you be wanting organ music for the service? 1095 00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:59,349 - I'll take Fats Domino instead. 1096 00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,218 - I once performed in New Orleans. 1097 00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:04,187 Beautiful service, (gasps) beautiful. 1098 00:52:06,356 --> 00:52:07,858 - Three minutes, Judge McComb's here. 1099 00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:08,658 - Be right with you, Frank. 1100 00:52:08,692 --> 00:52:09,960 - What about the names of the kids, 1101 00:52:09,993 --> 00:52:10,894 are you going to tell them? 1102 00:52:10,927 --> 00:52:11,995 - I can't. 1103 00:52:12,028 --> 00:52:14,798 - Then you've lost the case before you've started. 1104 00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:16,800 - Maybe, maybe not. 1105 00:52:17,767 --> 00:52:18,768 We'll see, let's go. 1106 00:52:19,836 --> 00:52:21,271 - It's two minutes, judge. 1107 00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:23,373 (gavel bangs) 1108 00:52:23,406 --> 00:52:25,709 - My function is to rule on the legality 1109 00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:28,211 of the questions and answers. 1110 00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:31,381 A decision if entered will be rendered by the public. 1111 00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:33,350 Now, any deliberate falsehood 1112 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,752 will be considered as being perjurious, 1113 00:52:35,785 --> 00:52:38,822 any withholding of facts as contempt of court. 1114 00:52:41,024 --> 00:52:44,227 - Hold your places everyone, we're on the air in one minute. 1115 00:52:45,629 --> 00:52:49,432 (audience softly chattering) 1116 00:52:53,370 --> 00:52:54,337 - We got him, Ax. 1117 00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:56,973 - Crazy cats, you just got here for the top. 1118 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:59,576 - You mean you guys are ratting on yourselves? 1119 00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:02,746 - Yeah, with heavy hearts and light tongues. 1120 00:53:02,779 --> 00:53:03,780 - What is left to live for? 1121 00:53:03,813 --> 00:53:07,417 The whole world has gone crazy, democracy is dead. 1122 00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:09,786 I cannot wait to get back in the stir. 1123 00:53:09,819 --> 00:53:11,688 - Okay boys, take a seat, thanks. 1124 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,591 - All right, quiet everyone. 1125 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,528 We're on the air. 1126 00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:20,597 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1127 00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:23,300 Advanced publicity has acquainted you with the purpose 1128 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:25,569 of this unusual procedure. 1129 00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:27,837 We will therefore allow but brief statements 1130 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:30,507 to be made by both litigating parties. 1131 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:31,975 Mr. Fentwick, you first. 1132 00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:36,279 (Eustice clears throat) 1133 00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:39,549 - Your Honor, our case is very simple. 1134 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,319 This rock and roll's a musical noise 1135 00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:45,855 symptomatic of a decadent and irresponsible youth. 1136 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:49,526 Its savage rhythm leads to lust and crime. 1137 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,728 - Lust and crime. 1138 00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:52,028 (gavel banging) 1139 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,163 - Order! 1140 00:53:53,196 --> 00:53:56,700 - We demand therefore, that this form of vestiality 1141 00:53:56,733 --> 00:53:58,802 be outlawed by legislation. 1142 00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:02,839 And those practicing this cannibalistic exhibitionism 1143 00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:06,543 be confined in jail the same as any other criminal. 1144 00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,578 (Georgianna clapping loudly) 1145 00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:09,446 (gavel slamming) 1146 00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:10,847 - Order! 1147 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,616 Go ahead, Mr. Nelson. 1148 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:14,050 (Ax claps) 1149 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,019 - Thank you, Your Honor. 1150 00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:17,921 We wish to prove that the youth of today 1151 00:54:17,954 --> 00:54:20,423 is no more corrupt than it has ever been, 1152 00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:22,726 that teenagers are responsible citizens 1153 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:24,961 when freed from the tyrannical supervision 1154 00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:27,063 and the ignorant moralizing as imposed on them 1155 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,832 by self-styled reformers. 1156 00:54:28,865 --> 00:54:29,833 - Oh, crazy cat. 1157 00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:32,636 I don't dig a word, but it's got class, man. 1158 00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:33,637 (crowd laughing) (gavel banging) 1159 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:34,838 - Order! 1160 00:54:34,871 --> 00:54:36,573 All right, Mr. Nelson. 1161 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:37,907 - I furthermore mean to prove 1162 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,910 that rock and roll music is an art form, 1163 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,714 a cultural expression evolved by and for the youth of today, 1164 00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:47,684 and is no more significant or harmful 1165 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:49,819 than was the Turkey Trot 40 years ago. 1166 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,389 (Horace clapping) 1167 00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:53,423 (Horace coughs) 1168 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:55,825 - Statements have been duly made and recorded. 1169 00:54:55,859 --> 00:54:56,660 Proceed, Mr. Fentwick. 1170 00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:59,062 - Your Honor, I call for exhibit A. 1171 00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:03,900 Music please. 1172 00:55:03,933 --> 00:55:07,737 (upbeat rock and roll music) 1173 00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:10,373 Dance. 1174 00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:53,516 - [Bailiff] Lights please, hold the music. 1175 00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:54,918 - There, Your Honor. 1176 00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,188 You see the source of the disgusting culture form, 1177 00:55:58,221 --> 00:56:00,190 as Mr. Nelson calls it. 1178 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:02,659 Now Your Honor, I wish to call attention 1179 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:06,629 to the effect of music, I call for exhibit B. 1180 00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:09,532 (crowd murmuring) 1181 00:56:13,636 --> 00:56:14,971 What is your name? 1182 00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:16,873 - Aloysius Pentigratch. 1183 00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:18,007 - Your age? 1184 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,843 - 17, sir. 1185 00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:21,611 - What are your interests? 1186 00:56:21,644 --> 00:56:24,848 - Music, the dance, and drama. 1187 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:27,484 - Ah, you play an instrument, I presume? 1188 00:56:27,517 --> 00:56:28,551 - Yes, a piano, sir. 1189 00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:29,185 - Oh yes. 1190 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,155 Do you play rock and roll music? 1191 00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:33,289 - Oh no, sir! 1192 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:37,660 I consider it degrading, deteriorating, and degenerating. 1193 00:56:37,694 --> 00:56:38,661 - Yes. 1194 00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:41,064 - Man, I must learn that language some day. 1195 00:56:41,097 --> 00:56:42,766 (crowd laughing) 1196 00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:43,633 (gavel bangs) 1197 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:44,968 - I must have order. 1198 00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:49,005 - Now, what sort of music do you play? 1199 00:56:49,038 --> 00:56:54,043 - I find my inspiration from Beethoven, Chopin, Tchaikovsky. 1200 00:56:56,212 --> 00:56:59,015 - Those fellas play for the Cincinnati Reds, don't they? 1201 00:56:59,048 --> 00:57:00,583 (crowd laughing) 1202 00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:01,484 (gavel banging) 1203 00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:02,852 - I demand order. 1204 00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:07,557 - You find their works inspiring? 1205 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:10,226 - Oh, their emotional subtleties, 1206 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:13,596 their pulsating probings of the intellect through music, 1207 00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:16,065 oh these are the things that make life worthwhile. 1208 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:17,133 - And with Your Honor's permission, 1209 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,935 I will call another witness. 1210 00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:19,803 - You may. 1211 00:57:19,836 --> 00:57:21,471 - Would you come here? 1212 00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:23,573 Now, we will ask you to play something 1213 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:26,109 on the piano so that we may better demonstrate 1214 00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:28,645 the nobility of your meaning. 1215 00:57:28,678 --> 00:57:31,548 (crowd murmuring) 1216 00:57:37,554 --> 00:57:40,824 (classical piano music) 1217 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:52,936 (crowd laughing) 1218 00:58:14,891 --> 00:58:16,993 (crowd applauding) 1219 00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:18,695 (Horace yawning) 1220 00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:20,129 - Horace. 1221 00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:21,698 - Your witness, Mr. Nelson. 1222 00:58:24,934 --> 00:58:28,071 - Mr. Pentigratch, do you agree that music 1223 00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:31,040 is largely a matter of interpretation? 1224 00:58:31,074 --> 00:58:33,610 In other words, musical sounds 1225 00:58:33,643 --> 00:58:35,044 react differently on different people? 1226 00:58:35,078 --> 00:58:36,312 - Of course! 1227 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:40,683 Music can be a purely emotional experience or a mental one. 1228 00:58:40,717 --> 00:58:42,685 - Then you admit that Chopin didn't conceive 1229 00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:44,721 of his music being played in any one particular way 1230 00:58:44,754 --> 00:58:47,624 or interpreted in one specific manner? 1231 00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:48,925 - That is a safe assumption. 1232 00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:54,631 - Suppose then, I asked you to play that last 32 bars again, 1233 00:58:55,832 --> 00:58:59,068 only speed it up and accentuate the rhythm. 1234 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:00,136 Can you do that? 1235 00:59:00,169 --> 00:59:01,638 - I suppose so. 1236 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:02,138 - I object! 1237 00:59:02,171 --> 00:59:03,339 - On what grounds? 1238 00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:07,243 - On the grounds that he hasn't objected for a long time. 1239 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:08,344 (gavel bangs) (crowd laughs) 1240 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,913 - Quiet! 1241 00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:11,915 Objection overruled. 1242 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:13,850 Go ahead, Mr. Nelson. 1243 00:59:13,883 --> 00:59:15,151 - Would you play, please? 1244 00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:16,252 - Yes, sir. 1245 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,321 (crowd murmuring) 1246 00:59:18,354 --> 00:59:19,222 - Kids. 1247 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:31,301 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1248 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,937 (soft classical music) 1249 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:38,775 Oh! (blubbering) 1250 00:59:40,443 --> 00:59:43,713 (upbeat dance music) 1251 00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:45,715 Go kids, go! 1252 01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:07,070 - Hey, that Chopin never sounded that good to me before. 1253 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:09,339 - That's because you are an illiterate, 1254 01:00:09,372 --> 01:00:11,174 underdeveloped ignoramus. 1255 01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:15,745 - Maybe that's the reason we're such a good match, Pigeon. 1256 01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:30,426 (crowd applauding) 1257 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:33,262 - It's all a matter of interpretation, Your Honor. 1258 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:36,466 The times we live in determine the tempo in which we live. 1259 01:00:36,499 --> 01:00:38,001 - Next witness. 1260 01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:39,802 - I call on one Gary Nelson. 1261 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,908 - Ooh man, here it comes. 1262 01:00:45,942 --> 01:00:47,410 - Tell them Gary, you've got to. 1263 01:00:50,513 --> 01:00:51,381 - I can't. 1264 01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:53,883 - You're under oath, you know. 1265 01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:55,918 You are bound to tell the truth. 1266 01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:59,489 Were you present at the Teen Town concert the other night? 1267 01:00:59,522 --> 01:01:01,491 - The concert conceived and executed by teenagers 1268 01:01:01,524 --> 01:01:02,358 for the purpose of raising money 1269 01:01:02,392 --> 01:01:04,327 to occupy a permanent headquarters. 1270 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,463 - Confine your answers to the questions asked. 1271 01:01:08,364 --> 01:01:09,265 - Yes, sir. 1272 01:01:09,298 --> 01:01:12,235 - Did this said concert end in a fight? 1273 01:01:12,268 --> 01:01:13,870 In criminal acts? 1274 01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:16,072 - Provoked by people who had no business being there, 1275 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,206 by interfering busybodies 1276 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,509 who are suspicious of anyone's freedom but their own. 1277 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,110 - I object, Your Honor. 1278 01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:24,280 - Objection sustained, answer the question, Mr. Nelson. 1279 01:01:24,313 --> 01:01:27,450 Did this concert result in a criminal act or acts? 1280 01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:30,420 - Yes. 1281 01:01:30,453 --> 01:01:33,990 - By members or your so-called organization? 1282 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:37,226 You saw these acts? 1283 01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:39,862 - Yes. 1284 01:01:39,896 --> 01:01:42,398 - You could identify the people involved? 1285 01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:48,004 You will name those involved? 1286 01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:51,074 You're under oath, you know. 1287 01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:57,880 - A signed confession, by every kid that took part. 1288 01:01:57,914 --> 01:01:58,781 - Thanks, Helen. 1289 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:01,851 I submit this list 1290 01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,352 in answer to the last question, Your Honor. 1291 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,288 - I object, I object! 1292 01:02:05,321 --> 01:02:06,222 - Objection overruled. 1293 01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:08,825 I accept this piece of paper as evidence. 1294 01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:10,560 Any further questions? 1295 01:02:10,593 --> 01:02:11,461 - No, Your Honor. 1296 01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:12,895 - I've got a question. 1297 01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:14,497 When do we go home? 1298 01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:15,898 (crowd laughing) 1299 01:02:15,932 --> 01:02:17,834 (gavel bangs) 1300 01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,136 - I suppose in this highly irregular procedure, 1301 01:02:20,169 --> 01:02:22,939 you're entitled to cross-examine the witness. 1302 01:02:22,972 --> 01:02:24,140 - Thank you, Your Honor. 1303 01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:29,512 Your name and occupation? 1304 01:02:30,947 --> 01:02:31,814 (audience laughing) 1305 01:02:31,848 --> 01:02:33,182 Gary Nelson, disc jockey. 1306 01:02:36,552 --> 01:02:39,589 Mr. Nelson, you conduct a television program 1307 01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:41,324 known as "Rock, Roll, and Shake"? 1308 01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:43,493 (audience laughing) 1309 01:02:43,526 --> 01:02:43,993 I did. 1310 01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:48,564 You were present at the Teen Town concert in question. 1311 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:50,099 Tell us about the fight. 1312 01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:51,400 - He'll kill himself, I hope. 1313 01:02:52,869 --> 01:02:55,571 - Some, excuse the expression, adults came in, 1314 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:56,772 the kids didn't like it. 1315 01:02:56,806 --> 01:03:00,143 There was a character there by the name of Bugsy Smith. 1316 01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:02,411 He's the one that started the whole thing going. 1317 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,549 Is that the man, the man you are referring to? 1318 01:03:08,117 --> 01:03:09,218 That is the man. 1319 01:03:10,887 --> 01:03:12,488 No further questions, Your Honor. 1320 01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:15,358 I would now like to call on a one Mr. Bugsy Smith. 1321 01:03:17,894 --> 01:03:20,563 (crowd murmuring) 1322 01:03:25,535 --> 01:03:28,304 - I would prefer a six-by-eight jail cell anytime. 1323 01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:29,572 (crowd laughing) 1324 01:03:29,605 --> 01:03:33,009 - Mr. Smith, why do they call you Bugsy? 1325 01:03:33,042 --> 01:03:34,443 - You know, you have got me there. 1326 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:37,647 I have never been able to figure that out. (laughs) 1327 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,416 - You were present at the Teen Town concert. 1328 01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:42,051 - Yeah, yeah. 1329 01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:43,519 - Why, just what was your interest there? 1330 01:03:45,221 --> 01:03:48,124 - I had to protect my kids, you were makin' bums out of 'em. 1331 01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:49,458 You spoil 'em rotten. 1332 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:51,194 - There, what did I tell you? 1333 01:03:52,228 --> 01:03:54,397 - Lady, by chance, you are not 1334 01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:57,066 gonna be one of the witnesses, are you? 1335 01:03:57,099 --> 01:03:59,235 (crowd laughing) 1336 01:03:59,268 --> 01:04:02,405 - Just how was I making bums out of them, Mr. Smith? 1337 01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:04,307 - Why the kids used to run bets for me. 1338 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:06,242 You know, do odd jobs, break up a window 1339 01:04:06,275 --> 01:04:08,044 or something when somebody didn't pay up. 1340 01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:10,146 And then you come along with your la-dee-da, 1341 01:04:10,179 --> 01:04:11,113 and the next thing you know, 1342 01:04:11,147 --> 01:04:12,415 they're going to school regular, 1343 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:15,051 attending meetings, painting pictures, 1344 01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:18,187 why some of 'em even been seen going to church. 1345 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:20,590 I don't know what is happening to the youth of today. 1346 01:04:20,623 --> 01:04:22,124 (crowd laughing) 1347 01:04:22,158 --> 01:04:25,328 - Well, so that's how Mr. Nelson 1348 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:28,297 spoiled your neighborhood, hmm? 1349 01:04:28,331 --> 01:04:30,333 - It is a national disgrace. 1350 01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:33,402 I am ashamed to live there no more. 1351 01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:35,471 - No further questions, Your Honor. 1352 01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:37,206 Your witness, Mr. Fentwick. 1353 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:38,274 - I have no questions. 1354 01:04:38,307 --> 01:04:42,078 I don't wish to say anything to a paid witness. 1355 01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:43,613 - I object, Your Honor! 1356 01:04:43,646 --> 01:04:44,547 - Sustained. 1357 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:49,452 Disregard that last remark. 1358 01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:51,287 And watch yourself, Mr. Fentwick, 1359 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,956 or I'll hold you in contempt. 1360 01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:55,391 - That's about the only way 1361 01:04:55,424 --> 01:04:57,526 that you can hold him, in contempt. 1362 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,661 (crowd laughing) 1363 01:04:58,694 --> 01:04:59,562 - Next witness. 1364 01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:06,702 - Your Honor, our boys and girls 1365 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,005 live in a jet-propelled age. 1366 01:05:09,038 --> 01:05:12,108 They'd have to be cabbages not to be affected by them. 1367 01:05:12,141 --> 01:05:13,442 I'd like to call on one of them 1368 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:16,012 to act as spokesman for his group. 1369 01:05:16,045 --> 01:05:17,513 Ax. 1370 01:05:17,546 --> 01:05:20,416 (crowd murmuring) 1371 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,388 - Crazy man. 1372 01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:31,260 - Your name please? 1373 01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:33,496 - Well, I teed off Monicut Albert, 1374 01:05:33,529 --> 01:05:37,099 but folks now dig me Ax 'cause I chop a mean tin. 1375 01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:38,734 - I beg your pardon? 1376 01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:39,602 - What'd the cat do? 1377 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:43,406 - I knew they'd bring in a foreigner to give evidence. 1378 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,742 - What language is that you speak? 1379 01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:48,110 Igoroti? 1380 01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:51,113 (crowd laughing) 1381 01:05:51,147 --> 01:05:53,416 - Look, you don't dig, eh cube? 1382 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:56,185 I yakked that I chop a mean tin. 1383 01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:59,322 (Judge McComb groans) 1384 01:05:59,355 --> 01:06:01,757 - I'm sorry but we're going to need an interpreter. 1385 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:05,294 Is there anybody here who can understand that gibberish? 1386 01:06:05,328 --> 01:06:06,629 - I'll act as an interpreter, Your Honor, 1387 01:06:06,662 --> 01:06:09,632 I dig what he's, I mean, I understand what he says. 1388 01:06:11,267 --> 01:06:15,571 - Of all my 50 years on the bench, I have... 1389 01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:18,474 Oh, all right, go ahead. 1390 01:06:18,507 --> 01:06:19,508 - Excuse me. 1391 01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:23,679 Say Frank, we'll need several sets of earphones, huh? 1392 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:24,647 - Got 'em right here, Gary. 1393 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:25,548 - Right. 1394 01:06:29,085 --> 01:06:32,288 We're ready judge, I'll translate as he goes along. 1395 01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:34,790 - I didn't think it was humanly possible. 1396 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,126 Your name again? 1397 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:40,596 - They dig me, Ax, I chop, I chop. 1398 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:44,834 - They call me Ax because of my ability 1399 01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:47,069 to get the best in exchange of repartee. 1400 01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:49,305 - Your occupation? 1401 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:51,841 - Hipster, I blow a tin, I beat a skin. 1402 01:06:51,874 --> 01:06:54,176 - [Gary] I'm a musician, I play a horn or a drum. 1403 01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:55,845 - [Judge McComb] Proceed. 1404 01:06:55,878 --> 01:06:59,215 - Yes sir, well I cut from my pad one early bright. 1405 01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:01,283 - [Gary] I got out of bed one morning. 1406 01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,619 - I float into my set of threads. 1407 01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:05,187 - [Gary] I get into my suit. 1408 01:07:07,156 --> 01:07:09,859 - Then I glance in the reflector on the wall. 1409 01:07:09,892 --> 01:07:11,560 What do I gam? 1410 01:07:11,594 --> 01:07:16,165 (sighs) Nowhere, a great big nothing from Hungerville. 1411 01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:17,299 - [Gary] I looked into the mirror 1412 01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:22,104 and saw that I was getting nowhere, a big disappointment. 1413 01:07:24,273 --> 01:07:26,075 - So, I figure I'll salt mine it all. 1414 01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:29,278 - [Gary] I thought I'd work this feeling off. 1415 01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:32,381 - So, I grab my tin, I chop off a few riffs. 1416 01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:35,117 - [Gary] I play a few bars on my instrument. 1417 01:07:35,151 --> 01:07:38,621 - Yeah, zero minus nothing. 1418 01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:39,822 - [Gary] It didn't work. 1419 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:45,194 - No bread, no ox pulling rocks. 1420 01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:46,262 - [Gary] No money, no work. 1421 01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:51,200 - So, I figure I'll flounder over and flick my chick. 1422 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:53,469 - [Gary] I went to see my girl. 1423 01:07:53,502 --> 01:07:56,705 - Well, she was masonin' it with her chank and her choke. 1424 01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:01,544 - Would you, uh, say that again, Ax? 1425 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:04,680 - She's masonin' with her chank and her choke. 1426 01:08:04,713 --> 01:08:08,617 She's masonin' with her chank and her choke! 1427 01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:10,152 - I, uh, found her at home 1428 01:08:10,186 --> 01:08:12,321 with her mother and younger sister. 1429 01:08:12,354 --> 01:08:15,157 (crowd laughing) 1430 01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:17,426 - Proceed. 1431 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,895 - The red eye in the silver screen. 1432 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,931 - [Gary] They were watching television. 1433 01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:25,835 - And all of the sudden, I gammed this gasser, 1434 01:08:25,868 --> 01:08:27,703 and judge, I dig him the most. 1435 01:08:27,736 --> 01:08:31,340 He's making jazz for some diaper dots and dashes. 1436 01:08:31,373 --> 01:08:35,478 - [Gary] I saw Nelson trying to do something for some kids. 1437 01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:37,580 - Well, I figure, I like this guy, 1438 01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:40,282 so I go over and wag a tongue at him. 1439 01:08:40,316 --> 01:08:42,351 - [Gary] I went to talk to him. 1440 01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:45,588 - Well, we shoveled each other, and you know what, judge? 1441 01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:47,590 He took me off the ragged edge 1442 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:50,259 and he put me on the every Saturday. 1443 01:08:50,993 --> 01:08:52,661 - [Gary] He gave me a job. 1444 01:08:52,695 --> 01:08:56,532 - So, any creep that peeps this cat is zero is nuts! 1445 01:08:56,565 --> 01:08:57,800 He's the most. 1446 01:08:59,401 --> 01:09:01,170 - He's doing a good job. 1447 01:09:02,238 --> 01:09:03,706 - Any questions, Mr. Lipstick? 1448 01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:06,342 - No, no, send him back. 1449 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:09,478 - The defense rests, I am pooped. 1450 01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:10,880 (crowd laughing) 1451 01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:12,681 - I am still convinced that I can prove 1452 01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:16,252 the demoralizing effects of rock and roll. 1453 01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:17,353 Picture please. 1454 01:09:17,386 --> 01:09:19,588 ♪ Rock, rock, rock 1455 01:09:19,622 --> 01:09:22,625 - [Eustice] This is a typical evening of this kind of music. 1456 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:31,800 Now, take a look at the utter depravity. 1457 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,403 You can thank rock and roll for this, 1458 01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:37,540 the complete deterioration of our young people of today. 1459 01:09:38,941 --> 01:09:40,809 - Do you care to sum up, Mr. Nelson? 1460 01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:42,444 - I would like to offer a couple of pieces 1461 01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:44,647 of Americana for my closing testimony. 1462 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,282 - All right. 1463 01:09:46,315 --> 01:09:47,216 - Picture please. 1464 01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:50,886 (ragtime music) 1465 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,422 - In the '20s, American culture produced 1466 01:09:53,455 --> 01:09:54,690 this gay little thing. 1467 01:10:12,474 --> 01:10:15,377 This delicate little thing was known as the Black Bottom. 1468 01:10:15,411 --> 01:10:18,647 - [Judge McComb] There will be no profanity in this court. 1469 01:10:18,681 --> 01:10:21,350 - [Gary] You all survived those savage expressions of youth. 1470 01:10:22,685 --> 01:10:25,454 And yet our teenagers can't survive rock and roll? 1471 01:10:25,487 --> 01:10:28,457 - [Eustice] We never participated in these decadent 1472 01:10:41,470 --> 01:10:43,973 antics. (crowd murmuring) 1473 01:10:45,541 --> 01:10:48,310 - Would you run that last piece of film again please. 1474 01:10:48,344 --> 01:10:50,879 (ragtime music) 1475 01:10:52,948 --> 01:10:55,084 - It is Aunt Georgianna! 1476 01:10:55,117 --> 01:10:55,985 Come on. 1477 01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:00,022 Aunt Georgianna, that is you! 1478 01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:00,856 - Nonsense. 1479 01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:02,891 Take that picture off immediately! 1480 01:11:04,126 --> 01:11:05,628 That was not me! 1481 01:11:05,661 --> 01:11:08,964 - Oh yes, it was, Pigeon because you've still got 1482 01:11:08,998 --> 01:11:11,066 the trophy at home on the mantle piece. 1483 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,769 - Oh, just because I was young and foolish. 1484 01:11:13,802 --> 01:11:15,604 - You worked your own way out of it, didn't ya? 1485 01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:17,573 That's all my kids want. 1486 01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:20,409 - I liked you better then than I do now, Honey. 1487 01:11:21,844 --> 01:11:24,446 - Your Honor, that's all we want. 1488 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,648 A chance for these kids to work 1489 01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:27,650 their own way out of their teens. 1490 01:11:27,683 --> 01:11:30,853 If you wanna help, if you believe in them, in yourself, 1491 01:11:30,886 --> 01:11:33,722 you can help make this Teen Town dream come true. 1492 01:11:33,756 --> 01:11:35,424 Now, anybody with a couple of bucks-- 1493 01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:36,625 (gavel bangs) 1494 01:11:36,659 --> 01:11:38,494 - There being no further testimony, 1495 01:11:38,527 --> 01:11:40,696 I instruct the jury to bring in the verdict. 1496 01:11:43,399 --> 01:11:46,568 - Look at Fentwick, rigor mortis is setting in. 1497 01:11:46,602 --> 01:11:47,670 - What did you say? 1498 01:11:47,703 --> 01:11:48,671 Rigor Mortis? 1499 01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:49,805 - Oh. 1500 01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:53,008 (Eustice grumbles) 1501 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,376 - May I suggest that while we're waiting 1502 01:11:54,410 --> 01:11:55,444 for the results, Your Honor, 1503 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:58,881 that we listen to the arch criminal rock and roll 1504 01:11:58,914 --> 01:12:01,817 as portrayed by a real musician, Mr. Fats Domino. 1505 01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:03,585 Our television studio will be glad 1506 01:12:03,619 --> 01:12:05,020 to pipe it in on the screen. 1507 01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:06,655 - Very well. 1508 01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:07,523 - Hooray! 1509 01:12:07,556 --> 01:12:10,492 (crowd applauding) 1510 01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:15,030 - Hiya kids, this is Fats Domino. 1511 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:19,635 I want all of you to know that I'm in love again. 1512 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:22,471 (crowd cheering) 1513 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:27,810 ♪ Yes it's me and I'm in love again ♪ 1514 01:12:27,843 --> 01:12:31,680 ♪ Had no lovin' since you know when ♪ 1515 01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:34,850 ♪ You know I love you, yes I do ♪ 1516 01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:39,021 ♪ And I'm saving all my lovin' just for you ♪ 1517 01:12:39,054 --> 01:12:43,726 ♪ Need your lovin' and I need it bad ♪ 1518 01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:44,593 - Well, we made it. 1519 01:12:45,127 --> 01:12:46,061 You know, I think you better 1520 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:48,430 start shopping for those kitchen appliances. 1521 01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:50,065 ♪ Woo-oo-ee 1522 01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:54,203 ♪ Baby won't you give your love to me ♪ 1523 01:12:54,236 --> 01:12:57,773 ♪ Eenie meenie and miney-mo 1524 01:12:57,806 --> 01:13:01,543 ♪ Told me you didn't want me around no more ♪ 1525 01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:04,913 ♪ Woo-ee baby, woo-oo-ee 1526 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:08,050 ♪ Baby, don't you let your dog bite me ♪ 1527 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:10,886 (crowd clapping) 1528 01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:17,960 - Come along, come along, come along. 1529 01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:19,161 Come on, we're going home. 1530 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,730 - For the first time, I'm living, scram! 1531 01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:23,465 - Are you sassing me, Horace? 1532 01:13:23,499 --> 01:13:25,634 - When I'm ready to go home, I'll let you know, woman. 1533 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,738 - Georgianna, Fentwick has a new group dreamed up already. 1534 01:13:29,772 --> 01:13:31,039 - Beat it, squares! 1535 01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:33,542 (Eustice groans) 1536 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:36,512 - Horace, you were masterful, masterful. 1537 01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:40,015 - What's all the fuss about? 1538 01:13:40,048 --> 01:13:41,517 ♪ Yes, I do 1539 01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:42,718 ♪ And I'm savin' all my lovin' 1540 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:43,585 - Come on, woman. 1541 01:13:43,619 --> 01:13:46,188 - Oh no, no, please Horace, please. 1542 01:13:46,221 --> 01:13:48,490 - Don't go ape on me, chick, 1543 01:13:48,524 --> 01:13:50,692 or I'll chop a couple of rips on your paint. 1544 01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:52,895 - Oh darling. 1545 01:13:55,864 --> 01:13:57,099 - Come on, woman. 1546 01:13:57,132 --> 01:13:59,868 ♪ Baby, don't let your dog bite me ♪ 1547 01:13:59,902 --> 01:14:02,704 (crowd clapping) 1548 01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:10,779 ♪ Eenie meenie and miney-mo 1549 01:14:10,813 --> 01:14:14,616 ♪ Told me you didn't want me around no more ♪ 1550 01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:17,886 ♪ Woo-ee baby, woo-oo-ee 1551 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:22,591 ♪ Baby, don't you let your dog bite me ♪ 1552 01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:30,566 - We're off the air judge. 1553 01:14:30,599 --> 01:14:32,868 - Thank heavens, I'm about ready to pass out. 1554 01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:36,538 - Is he done for? 1555 01:14:40,275 --> 01:14:41,210 - What do you want? 1556 01:14:41,243 --> 01:14:42,110 - My card. 1557 01:14:44,580 --> 01:14:45,247 - Embalming. 1558 01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:51,620 ♪ Had no lovin' since you know when ♪ 1559 01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:54,756 ♪ You know I love you, yes I do ♪ 1560 01:14:54,790 --> 01:14:59,194 ♪ And I'm saving all my lovin' just for you ♪ 1561 01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:02,698 ♪ Eenie meenie and miney-mo 1562 01:15:02,731 --> 01:15:06,268 ♪ Told me you didn't want me around no more ♪ 1563 01:15:06,301 --> 01:15:09,838 ♪ Woo-ee baby, woo-oo-ee 1564 01:15:09,872 --> 01:15:14,543 ♪ Baby, don't you let your dog bite me ♪ 108003