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I'm sure I forgot something.

Should we tell him or not?

Oh, this is the moment.

You're not going to leave us and go on vacation without saying goodbye, are

You can only go with me and him.

You can say that to my boss.

I'm the one who keeps the house.

Tu as tout ton temps.

Celui de trouver ce que tu crois avoir oublié et celui de nous faire à Popole

à moi les adieux que nous méritons, nous qui restons.

Amen.

All right, darling, could you finish?

You started so well.

Of course, my darling, but it all depends on the time.

It doesn't seem to work.

Don't worry, darling, everything works well here.

Oh, poor thing. I can't leave him like that.

That's what we think, him and me.

Et comment je vais fermer mes valises?

Laisse -nous le faire ensemble.

Tu peux m 'aider?

Bye. Bye.

Bonjour.

Bonjour, monsieur.

Robert, pour vous servir, mademoiselle.

Moi, super gay.

Oh, ce n 'est pas dans la notice, mais on me l 'a dit. Paris, c 'est pour l

'amour. Et je suis venue pour faire l 'amour à Paris.

Par le bois de bouloi. Oh, là, on peut s 'amuser à la française?

Oui, à la française, à l 'anglaise, à la turque, à la sénégalaise, à la

portugaise, et on passe.

Oh, là, là, je suis impatiente.

Come on, honey, you're my type.

Suck it, you'll see how sweet it is.

Climb. As you wish, honey.

Come on, I'll climb wherever you want.

D 'abord, tu t 'occupes de mademoiselle et tu me montres la qualité de ton

ouvrage à la page des spécialités.

Tu verras, monsieur, tu ne seras pas déçu.

Une mignonne comme celle -là, je la mange toute crue.

That's the kiss of Marie -Lou.

Tiens, mon petit.

Garde la monnaie.

Chez moi, on appelle ça un amuse -gueule.

Mais la visite ne fait que commencer.

J 'espère, ma chère Birgitte, que vous avez encore la santé pour passer au plat

de résistance.

Et tenez -moi, Robert, je ferai tout ce que tu veux.

What does that mean?

It's a surprise for you.

There?

If you're nice to her, I'll be nice to you.

Mais si t 'es brutal, je te mets contre le mur et je te défoncerai comme une

bête.

Je peux choisir?

Bien sûr, parce que je te le dis.

C 'est une salope?

Je ne sais pas.

À toi de le découvrir.

Oh.

Which is...

Oh, la madeleine!

Et ça, c 'est quoi?

Oh, la queue de Robert!

Oh, it's invalid.

Again. Come on, come on.

Good evening, did you like it?

It lacks a little eroticism.

But I'm not a professional, madam.

I do this to develop my personality.

Do you believe, my dear, if you too would show us how you develop your

personality?

In front of all these people?

But they don't even look at them anymore.

To ask themselves why they come.

So, you see, you do this for Mademoiselle and me.

You ask Albert, the pianist, to give you a cassette.

That way, it's easier.

We choose his rhythm and it helps.

Excuse

me.

Oh, yes, that's fine.

And your specialty, what is it?

The Mironton beef.

Je m 'en doutais.

Et tu fais quoi dans la vie?

Shampooineuse, monsieur.

Appelle -moi Robert.

Bien, monsieur.

Robert.

. .

. . . . .

.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Birgitte.

Oh, what a first time!

You were great.

Can I have my reward?

When there's room for one, there's room for two.

Oh wow.

Encore, mais... Après, si tu veux. Mais avant, je voudrais manger.

Beaucoup.

Ce que j 'aime à Paris, c 'est qu 'on peut tout faire, n 'importe quand.

Et presque n 'importe où.

Et avec n 'importe qui.

Don't disturb the staff.

Keep the service without feeling guilty.

I didn't do anything.

That's exactly what we're talking about.

Would you like me to make love to him?

I didn't ask you anything.

Just be careful with your feet.

I'll be careful, I promise.

It's interesting, isn't it?

If Madame were in my place, I would like to know what she would think.

You will never think?

Never before.

Always after.

I will remember.

C 'est moi qui l 'ai lui demandé.

J 'ai failli refuser.

Tu le regrettes?

Oh, non.

Il m 'a superbement défendu. Je le sais encore en moi avec son grossesse.

Bien, Terry, la soirée n 'est pas encore terminée.

Oh, qu 'est -ce que tu fais?

Nous allons où, chéri?

Nous recevons ici.

Au menu? Une femme? Un homme?

Les deux?

Ou plus encore?

Ah, ça.

Good evening.

I'm not coming too early.

We were waiting for you. You're welcome.

German and gourmet.

White or red?

Birgitte, Dominique, Philippe. We're not provoking her, she's just waiting.

So, not cocky, huh?

If we take a glass to make the ice cream melt.

To you.

If I understand correctly, you're here

for me?

Don't turn the tables, darling.

Tu es là pour nous.

Alors, je vous attends.

I'd like to go back to the Boulogne to take a walk with you.

Only take a walk?

As you always say, you have to let yourself be carried away. It all depends

it. But this time, it's you who will choose.

We'll see if you'll be happy.

Oh, que j 'aime cet homme, et il me faudra bientôt le quitter.

C 'est un mari, il a une femme, et le mois d 'août dira sa fin.

Quelle merveilleuse vacances, avec un si merveilleux amant.

Il m 'a fait découvrir les pierres les plus secrètes de mon intimité.

Et j 'ai vu Paris, le sexe à la bouche, et le feu au cul.

Quelque chose d 'imperceptible dans l 'air annonce la fin des vacances et le

retour de l 'hiver.

Mais grâce à elle, août sera passé plein de soleil et de fêtes. Et pour la

remercier, avec quelques amis, nous lui préparons un feu d 'artifice dont elle

sera le bouquet.

I present to you, Maddo. And here is Robert.

Nice to meet you.

Sir.

Driver, rue des Longues -Queues, please.

Yes, madam.

We only have to pass, or do you want to park?

I leave you to decide for us what will be best.

All right, madam, and have fun.

I must admit that this is the first time I've done this.

But for a long time, I really wanted to do it.

It's Robert who made me know the wood. And I'm happy to make you know it in my

turn.

Madame, prendra bien quelque chose?

On te demande seulement si tu veux boire quelque chose.

Tu voudrais les lèvres, si tu m 'en aimes.

A vos ordres, madame.

Je vais seulement me préparer pour être aussi de la fête.

I'm scared.

Are you going to stop the game now?

No, it's a pleasant feeling. I'm going to the end.

What does that mean?

C 'est une fête que j 'ai organisée pour toi.

Tu m 'as bien dit, étonne -moi.

Alors voilà, j 'ai essayé de le faire avant ton départ.

Que la fête commence!

Um...

We already know each other.

Yes.

It's Robert who organized everything. He wanted to surprise you.

Everything was organized?

You're blushing.

Hello, my dear.

I have a surprise for you. A surprise?

Yes, I present to you Birgitte.

Hello, mademoiselle.

I found her in the stairs, helpless, not knowing where to go.

So I hired her, like a young girl to her father, until the end of the summer.

I will do my best, sir, to make you comfortable.

I don't doubt it, mademoiselle.

Welcome to the house.

Birgitte, come with me, I will show you.

Monsieur désire quelque chose.

Que savez -vous faire, Birgitte?

Si madame veut voir, je peux lui montrer tout ce que j 'ai appris à Paris.

Alors venez, Birgitte.

Nous ne serons pas trop de deux pour faire une fête à monsieur.

Thank you.