All language subtitles for Minder s05e09 Around The Corner

I can be so good for you.

Love you like you are.

Keep you fit anyway.

And British Rail have a good morning
from early cancellations. Now, in a

we go up 1 ,000 feet from London to pick
the brown wolf in the flying eye. But

first, a classic oldie from ten years
ago today.

What do you want?

What's that?

Morning, Terence.

Meet Davies Deal. Huh? Davies Deal, meet
Terence, your new kennel person.

Be careful how you hold that in. What?

Now, listen, Terence. This is your
actual high -carb red animal. And as

he's hypersensitive to any form of
maltreatment or rejection.

I want you to remember that at all
times.

Oh, and you can forget all this, mate.

Pardon? I'm not looking after a dog.

Dog? Dog?

Mungrel's a dog?

This little miracle of nature is a
racing machine, a greyhound, a prince

sporting canines.

Listen, it's got four legs, a tail, and
it barks. It's a dog. I don't think you

quite understand, Terry. I don't want to
understand, Arthur.

You say you've got the meat?

Yeah. A couple of tellies off a couple
of geezers. It's got a wham of the

readies in it.

Okay.

Dave.

What kind of a question was that?

Sorry, Osmo.

Hello, chaps. You found it, then? Yeah.

How's it going, Tasty? All right?

Scratching a few pennies here and there,
you know.

Dave.

A couple of pals of mine.

Fred and Ted.

Pleased to meet you, gents. What's it
going to be? Large scotches. And

you want for yourself.

Yeah, I'll get these. No, no, leave off.

I'll do it.

Oh, come on, get it off. Get it off.

What's the matter with you? Don't you
like God's creatures?

Yeah, I love them. But I don't want one
living here sprawling all over the

furniture. Calm down, calm down. It's
just for a few days till I get him

in with a trainer at White City.

White City?

Yeah. You've got diddle or something.
That's the top GRA track, isn't it?

That's where they hold the dog derby.
Yeah. Only rates are clean there.

That's right.

You ready?

What for?

Trial run. Come on, Dee Dee.

Same again, Dave, then we'll have to
split.

This one's on me. No, no, no, no, no.
There you go.

I insist.

Now, listen, it's your living. Let me.

OK.

What bit of lunacy made you buy a
greyhound,

eh? I didn't buy him. I took him in
lieu.

What, a public loo? No, no, loo of
reddies.

Paddy Early was into me for a few quid
and couldn't come up with it, so he let

me have the pick of the litter.

That's why I call him Daily's Deal.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I mean, he was only into me for
200 softs, and I mean the great, great

progeny of Mick the Miller there.

Couple of grand the right way.

Are we talking about the same Paddy
Early?

Yeah, well -known breeder and trainer of
many a wind forecast combination.

Didn't tell you that, did he, eh?

No, this will do, this will do. Stay
here. What? Now, Terry, unleash him.

But restrain him.

Restrain him? Yeah.

He's sleepwalking now.

How do you expect to get him to run, eh?

Oh, brilliant, brilliant.

Right, stay there.

Ready? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready, yeah. I've
done about it, haven't I?

No, no, don't be misled by the intensity
of the concentration, Terry.

He's going to spring like a panther.
Stand on me.

Ready? Yeah, I'm ready, yeah.

He's still ready.

Well, that'll have to do it, folks.
You've really got to go.

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

About the album.

What?

No, I mean, reason you're here.

Sorry, chaps.

Don't worry about Dave. He's one of your
own.

Oh.

No offence, Dave. It's just that, you
know. If I didn't cop a daffodil to what

went on here, I wouldn't have any
members at all.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, take it easy. See you later, mate.

No good hollering and hooting. We had a
deal and that's it. And you got the

bargain. Bargain?

Bargain? This animal has narcoleprosy,
not to mention total paralysis of its

lower limbs, namely its legs.

Don't you listen to him, Dee Dee. Oh,
come on, Archie, you've only had the

bloody thing a few hours. Yeah, long
enough to recognise certain movement

deficiencies. Run, he can't even trot.
The best he can do is walk, and that's

backwards slowly.

That's only because he ain't had a
chance to get used to you. It's a proper

thoroughbred, isn't it?

You're highly strange.

You must give him a bit of time.

Time? Listen, Paddy.

Down, Chris!

Martha, all the duck needs is a bit of
care and attention and it will be a

flying machine, you take my word.

And if that don't work, tuck a bit of
mustard up its tuckers. That'll make it

shift a bit lively.

Tuck a bit of mustard.

Good grief, Paddy, what are you
suggesting?

What's he feeding it until?

Tennis balls.

A little thought to this, are you?

Ooh!

Come on then, sir.

Here you go.

Well,

that ain't your appetite, is it, Fido?

Steak. Yeah, steak.

And brown bread.

Brown bread? Yeah, you know, ruffage.

Ruff, ruff.

Hey, I'll tell you something else Paddy
gave me a tip for. Nothing I have to

invest in, I have.

When the dog is ready to run, just
before he's off, you know.

A certain unspeakable procedure would
mustard, would enact its performance no

end, if you get my meaning.

You do what?

Half of me old sack.

How's business?

Subject to the usual fluctuations,
Tasty. You?

About the same, about the same.

Usual day, won't be a salt and half.
That is a large one, Dave. Of course,

Tasty, do you know anything about the
vagaries of a sporting cave -in?

What?

Greyhounds.

Oh. Well?

I don't know. Some.

A mate of mine's got a couple. He races.

Well, what do you want to know? Well,
I've just acquired one. I want to know

to make it run.

Well, I could give him a ring, I
suppose.

Ask him. Would you?

Yeah.

All right.

There you go.

Go on, then.

Go on, stick.

I'll go.

Come on, then.

Come on.

It might be interesting.

How many?

Say, uh, 30?

Well, what have they got to come to?

One or a lump?

I'll see what I can do to bring you
back.

Blimey, hang on a bit. Hey, Dave.

Yeah, yeah, cool. It's all right.

Yeah, right.

Listen, um... Chris, one thing might
come in handy.

Where is it?

Three.

You're three.

And another five.

Hello, Charlie.

Ronald. Keeping you busy, are they?

Things are never exactly slack in this
job, I mean. I don't know. You got a

heavy caseload, have you? Who hasn't?

Well, I've had a bit of a result this
week, Charlie. I practically cleared my

desk and secured a couple of convictions
as well.

Really?

Things are always easier when your
prospects volunteer written confessions,

Ronnie? Well, as you are up to your
ears, innit, I won't keep you, Charlie.

Oh, if there is anything you need a bit
of help with, let me know. Always happy

to help out.

Come on.

Did you hear that?

Sorry, God? What is that? Need a bit of
help.

Bloody arrogance.

Well, if he says so.

Do you think it'll work?

Well, so Ted says.

He knows a bit about dogs.

That was him in here yesterday with his
partner, Fred.

Oh, yeah.

Seem like an all right couple.

They ain't from round here, though, are
they?

No, no, no, they're from over the water.

I've done a few trades with them. A
couple of your own, you know what I

Well, I've seen proper enough.

Which makes me think, Arthur, you... No,
no, no, you wouldn't be interested.

Interested in what?

Well, when I was on the fly just now
about your dog, Fred happened to mention

he'd got a little parcel of her.

Yeah, well, look, I'll just get a couple
of drinks, you know.

Oh?

And what might that be?

Video recorders.

Video recorders?

Terry!

What's the meaning of this?

Meaning of what?

Hello, Tasty. Hello, Terry. What do you
mean, what? Pedigree racing round in a

place like this.

Oh, we ain't fussy.

Should have seen what he fancied in the
park.

Give us half.

Coming up.

What he fancied?

You haven't been letting this animal
drain his natural energy, have you?

He don't even know what his legs are
for, let alone the other.

Caused a serious setback in his training
schedule.

I suppose that cigar's not going to do
him any harm, though, eh?

Is that it?

Yeah, that is it.

He's got nice eyes.

Shame about the legs.

Sorry, Tasty. You were saying something
about these video machines.

Oh, yeah, you interested.

Well, it depends how many and how much.

Well, they've got 30 of them, they.

Fred and his pal.

They're asking a tour apiece. I'm not
interested.

Don't worry, I know I can bid them down
to one and a half.

These ain't any cheapy models.

They retire over six in the shops.

I'm interested.

Hold on, hold on. What's the history on
these video machines?

What's the what?

History.

Gee, do they know we belong firm?

Unloading his stock before the creditors
move in. In other words, they're

rookie. No.

No, not really.

Like bankrupt stock that's innocently
sold off before the receiver steps in.

It's right, isn't it, Arthur?

Yeah, a perfectly normal business
procedure.

I mean, all your respectable defaulters
do it.

Oh, yeah.

So who are these two pals of yours,
then, huh?

Dave knows them. Here, Dave, here a
minute.

Oh, they are cash customers.

Tell me.

Well, of course I'm interested. Tell me
more.

When is this going off?

But you will let me know, won't you?

Well, it had better be right, because
I've got to tell you, you're well

my son. Well overdue, if you take my
meaning.

You know how to get in touch.

Good news, isn't it?

Could be, Jones.

Could be. Oh.

Just wondering, like, you know.

That happened to be a personal informant
of mine who's been intelligent enough

to give me some interesting
intelligence, but a little firm knocking

videos. Northern, do we?

No, not yet.

We will.

We will.

Did he have anything useful to whisper
in your ear, Dinger?

If he's right, Mellish, more than
useful, more than useful, this could be

bloody big coup.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

This could mean I should be nicking the
bold Arthur Daly and his crony, Terry

McCann, bang to rights in a very serious
criminal exercise.

Don't think he's sick or something, do
you? Well, you know what Paddy said,

homesick. I mean, he'd tell you himself
if he could talk.

He can't talk at all, can he?

Not if he's got no woof to his mouth.
Please, Terry.

Jokes in bad taste are not good for his
morale.

You never know, it might make him run
away.

He'll run.

I have something in here that will bring
about a devastating turn of poor.

What's that, a large economy jar of
Coleman's, is it? Eh?

I've fixed up a meet.

He shouldn't be too long.

You're meeting him here?

Yeah.

I don't see why this little bit of
business should interfere with Dee Dee's

training schedule.

You sure you know what you're getting
into with this video deal?

Yeah, if they want to sell, I want to
buy it. What's the problem?

You don't know the geezers. They could
be anybody.

Well, Tasty's done business with them.
Yeah, well, I've always had him down as

bit slippery and all. Nah, that's just
his way.

Anyway, Dave says they're proper people.

What, on a strength of one drink?

What are you worrying about? What am I,
a mug or something?

What do you mean he wants a sample?
Well, it shouldn't be a problem, should

You're joking, aren't you?

You will try not to muck.

Damage or abuse it, Fred, won't you?
Don't worry, Harry, it'll be safe.

Thanks, mate.

Yeah.

Just bring it back intact on.

Faster, Kerry, faster!

I'm going to force a bleeding can!

What? It's bleeding ridiculous.

This bowl's too small.

Look, it was all ready to spring forth
when you stopped.

Get back on.

No.

What is the matter with you?

DD was already very off.

Listen, if I'd been on the road, I would
have been doing about 100 miles an

hour. Oh, yeah.

That's stupid, that thing. It should be
the same size as the wheel. I told you

that before we started. That is just
your excuse.

Oh, give me strength.

Somebody better.

Are the blokes you're meeting?

Yeah.

No, you must have misheard me.

I said a motorbike, didn't I?

I mean, it's obvious, isn't it?

Sorry, Arthur.

Got it a bit wrong. That bike with the
special fixtures put me back 38 sobs.

And now you tell me you got it wrong.

Well, it don't matter.

Nothing's going to make this run.

Yeah, some of them can be like that.
Bloody Paddy. I reckon he knew.

Oh, really?

Well, then, how about our bit of it?

Yeah, right.

Tasty says you want to view the goods
before... Yeah, yeah, no disrespect,

but I like to do things proper, if you
do understand.

Of course, Arthur. It wouldn't be right
to part with any wedge until you've seen

what you're getting. Exactly.

Want to have a look at it here?

Here? We've got one tucked in the boot.

Oh.

Um, yeah, all right.

Yeah, it looks like the business.

What do you reckon, Terry?

It's all right, I suppose. I don't know.

20, eh?

30.

I thought Tasty was having 10. Oh, I had
to take some dough into something else,

Harper. I only take five. If you want
the rest... Well, I tell you what, make

them a one or a piece and I'll take
them.

No, forget it.

I mean, we've got to get our bit out of
it, haven't we?

I thought you said he'd agreed a price.

Yeah.

That's what I thought.

Come on, Fred.

I ain't being pissed around like this.

Bernie said he'd take half of them, and
for what we're asking.

Yeah, you're right.

Still want yours, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah, right, we'll sort it out
later. Now, hang on, chaps, don't let's

hasty. I'm sure we can come to a
compromise on this price.

How about one and a quarter?

Excuse me a minute, will you? Yeah.

What are you doing, Arthur?

That's going to make me look a right
mug, isn't it? Don't be soppy -tasty,

doing you a favour.

They'll think I'm a right mug if I don't
bid, won't they?

If you want my opinion, I think you
ought to forget the old bleeding thing.

Yeah, well, we don't want your opinion,
I think. When it comes to business

decisions, I make them.

Oh, yeah?

What, like the double -shrewd deal you
did with Paddy early?

Don't worry, you will be paying a visit
to Paddy. Will I? Oh, yeah.

Make it 135 a lump and they're yours.

130 and you've got a trade.

OK.

Did you see him then go?

I did, yes.

Oh? They'll be at it tonight, and so
will we.

Not much to go on, is it, though? A
couple of Christian names, no

No matter.

It's a bonus.

Oh?

Guess who the buyer is.

Right.

It's our very much.

The result, Gav.

The right result.

Daly and McCann.

are as good as holding hands on the
exercise yard in the scrubs.

When are we moving then, Gus? You got
something to go?

As soon as we're sure they've got the
gear.

When does Arnie want the van back?

I said any time in the morning would be
all right.

Listen, why didn't you get them just to
deliver straight round to the locker?

They haven't got suitable transport.

No, we meet them at the boozer with
Tasty and then we collect from their

You sure this is kosher?

How can it not be, Terry?

That's it over there.

Cheers. Cheers.

Are you sure he'll show?

Course he will.

Loves a dear laugh, I think.

Imagine Charlie Chisholm's face when I
walk into the station with both Daly and

McCann on a leash.

There'll be one up on Sergeant
Rightcourt if you collar them, won't it?

you mean, if?

If you've got us nicked.

Right. Shall we get going, then?

No point in all of us schlepping round
there. You take Terry to pick up the

parcel. We'll dwell here till he gets
back.

Is that all right with you, Arthur?

Certainly, Fred, certainly.

Tasty? That suits me.

As long as we don't have to hang around
too long. I've got some other business

to see to.

Right, off you go, then.

All right.

No, no, now. Now. Come on. Let me finish
my bleeding drink first.

Must be one of them with the canoga.

Don't get overexcited, Jones. They'll be
back.

It ain't long, will it?

Well, we've got time for a few more
drinks.

Darling.

Oh, you said it was just up the road.

Don't worry, it ain't much further.

God, I ain't inflated.

That's where he lives.

Yeah, first floor, number 10. You might
as well keep an eye on the van while I

go and get...

I won't be long.

I thought you said they wouldn't be
long. I can't hang about, you know.

In fact, I shouldn't be here now.

Yeah, well, they've got a clipper gauge,
don't they? Get round to his warehouse

and load up.

Takes a bit of time, doesn't it? Yeah,
but listen, Alfie, you don't mind if I

slip, do you?

No, not at all. But what about... I'll
weigh in with my bit now, then I'll call

round and pick up my stuff from your
lock -up tomorrow, if you don't mind.

No, no, that's fine, but don't you want
to... No, no, no.

Give it a half or two, that way we keep
everything proper, you know.

I'll see you then. Yeah.

Tomorrow. Right.

Oh, by the way, can you shift those TVs
I've got to you? No problem. It'll be

the same day.

See you then.

Me and Ted have got to meet as well.

That ain't going to be much longer.

Wait, what?

Where's your car?

Can you send in an arms holder?

What's he bloody doing back on his own?

Do you think we ought to make a move
now, Duff?

No. Why not?

Because what would be the point without
the evidence?

Critting.

Hello?

Sorry to bother you. Can I have a word
with Ted, please?

Ted who?

Ted. He just came up here. About my
elect, Fair Curly Hair.

I think you've got the wrong flat.

There ain't no Fair Curly Hair bloke
here.

In fact, there ain't no bloke here.

No, he'd definitely fed number ten.

Well, you're certainly welcome to come
in and look around.

Well, maybe some other time, eh?

Sorry about that.

Hey, what's the matter?

You afraid you did store something?

Pulp, Chuck? Yeah, about a mile up the
road.

It was a front tyre as well. I thought
we was going to smash into this post

But we didn't.

Everything's all right, innit? I mean,
we haven't damaged none of the... No,

no, they're all right.

Mind, I'm glad Plod weren't about to
make themselves busy.

He was having a bit of agfix in the
spare, so I jumped in a cab to let you

In case anyone was wondering where we
were.

Mind you, it's a flea nuisance.

We're supposed to be over the other
place about now.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, but what
about... It's OK, we'll jump in a motor

drop you off at Terry in the van. All
right, I'll just finish this.

What about the... Oh, yeah, man, have
you got... Have you got the dough,

Dough? You know, for the... Oh, yeah,
yeah, absolutely.

Well, give us it then and let's get
going.

What, give it to you now? Do you want to
stand in the middle of the street

checking a parcel for that count of
money? No, no, of course not, but I

I'll hang on to the reddies until I've
seen... Do what? Take it easy, Ted,

start. Don't start? Don't start?

I didn't want to knock them out to him
in the first place. All right, nothing.

I've been running around like a loon,
umping the bleeding gear. No, sod him.

Let's flog him to Bernie, like I said,
and we'll make more for our end.

OK, OK, look, you get yourself a drink
and me and Arthur will be back in a

minute. Come on, Arthur.

Come on, Liv.

We're a special public.

Sorry about that, Art. Ted's as good as
gold, really, but he can get a bit

violent if he thinks people are taking
liberties.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset
you.

Funny, you wouldn't have to look at him,
but he murdered a geezer once.

Murdered? Yeah, but he had a result.
Thought it reduced to manslaughter.

Only ended up getting a five.

Right. Look, um, it's not that I don't
trust you on the stand, but, uh, just to

keep him happy, if you want to just let
me check the dough.

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course we'd put it
like that. And why not?

Only if you're sure.

Listen, Fred, without trust, there'd be
no trading, would there?

Now, there's tasty as bed.

And there's mine.

I'm sure we'll buy this all out.

I'm sure it is, Arthur.

I just want to take a quick... I'll be
out in a minute.

No, wait till they come out.

I've been cornered, Terry.

The bastards have cornered me.

Nearly four grand on my board.

I told you I never... I told you so.
Come on, I want them found. I want their

bodies damaged and brutalised. I want my
money back.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here? I am on
surveillance.

So am I. I was just in the process of
necking these two. So was I.

Mr Chisholm, Mr Rycott, do you need a
witness?

Never mind all that, Daly. You are both
nicked. Nicked? What for?

Wait a minute, Rycott. This is my
collar, if you don't mind. It is not.

been watching them all evening. So are
we. Open up the back of this van. Hold

on, hold on. What are you all talking
about? Hold on. Hey, do you mind? As a

matter of fact, I do.

Anything we can assist you gentlemen
with?

It's always the same these days. You
can't trust anyone, not even your so

-called friends.

I don't know why you're having a go at
me, Arthur. It's not my fault you got

cornered. You vouchsafed their
credentials. You said they were proper

just said they were a couple of your own
who didn't mind putting their hands in

their pockets.

If you ask me, it's tasty you ought to
be having a word with.

Don't worry, I've got Terry out looking
for him now.

Oh, that's cool.

How's the wonder doggy?

Oh, I'm sick.

But that'll see.

Oi! Terry!

Yeah? Just on my way round to Arthur's
Lockup to pick up me a bit of gear.

because I've got a world to do.

What about?

What about?

I'm talking about three grand's worth of
non -existent videos that you sold

Arthur. Non -existent? What are you
talking about?

Just get in the motor, eh? Are you
telling me you didn't collect?

Just get in the motor.

You must be maltreating him somehow.

Maltreating him? This dog of dogs has
had more steak stuck in him than

Overfeeding it, then.

Listen, this animal you foisted on me
will not run. It is immobile. This is a

stationary dog.

Well, I don't understand.

It ran for me.

Perhaps that is because you were
prepared to do...

unspeakable things to its nether
regions.

I personally am not prepared to subject
myself or this miserable beast to such a

distasteful ordeal.

So what do you want to do? Not what I
want to do. It's what I'm doing. I'm

backing it.

In what race?

I am backing it whence it came, to this
knackered yard.

What am I supposed to do with it? I
don't care. Teach it to lay down, play

That shouldn't be difficult. I want my
200 stops.

The way Chisholm's going off, he does my
bloody fault. Yeah, well, it's not my

governor I have to do to explain to the
D .I.

My life's a misery without a man.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I'm not too jolly.

Is that between you and me?

No. Who was it who ready -eyed it for
you?

Well, just between me and you, John, if
I had told you that.

And Chisholm got a no.

Back in the Three Valleys.

Directing traffic.

I swear, Arthur, my eyesight. I'm just
as gutted as you are.

I can't believe they could have done
this. There must be some explanation.

There is. You bloody set me up. Us up,
you mean?

Come off it. I've done my dough as well.

Money I trusted you to look after for
me. If anyone should have the ump around

here, it should be me with you.

Hit him, Terry. Hit him several times,
all over the place. It's not going to be

necessary, is it? No, no. Now, look,
Arthur, let's try and be reasonable

this. Reasonable? I have done three and
a half grand in cold down to you

introducing me to them reptiles. I want
it back.

Well, don't you think I want my bit
back?

Well, never mind all that crap. Where
can we find these merchants?

Well, I only know where they drink.

Right, Tasty, let's go get in the back.
Go? Go where? Where your mates drink.

And if I get my money back, I might even
let you buy me one. Go on, get in the

back.

Go on.

Worthy of the deepest contempt.

Bloody farcical. An exercise of mind
-boggling ineptitude. What the hell do

you think you both were doing?

Well, as I have explained in my report,
sir... All you have explained, Sergeant

Rycott, is a remarkable aptitude for
ignoring police procedure.

Well, actually, sir... The same goes for
you, Chisholm.

Well, sir...

Haven't we got enough real villains
running around this Division III without

wasting valuable police property and
time on independent crusades after petty

suspect characters like Daly and McCann?

With all due respect, sir, if that
information had proved correct... We

was it?

Will? No, sir.

And who are these mysterious informers
whose identities you both seem at pains

to hide?

Actually, sir... The days of police
officers keeping the identities of their

pet grasses to themselves are over. Do I
make myself clear?

Absolutely, sir.

Oh, yes, of course, sir.

Well?

Actually, mine was anonymous, sir.

If so was mine, sir. So was mine.

Frankly, Jones, I'm getting a bit tired
of your ineptitude.

Me? What have I done? Well, not enough.
Not nearly enough.

What you tell me to do?

Well, exactly.

There's no drive, no ambition, no
initiative. It's all left to me.

Aye, aye.

Give you a hard time, did he give?

What?

Er, the tea I like, you know.

Give you a hard time.

Sorry, John, but you are friendly with
Wycott BC Menish, are you not?

Yes, we do have the occasional drink
together, but...

It's entirely beyond your ability to
find out what Rycott and Mellish are up

in the future and help by putting me in
a picture.

Did you glean anything

from Jones?

Like what?

Like what is Chisholm's grass called?

Like what is their next move?

Well, he's very loyal to his governor,
actually, gov.

So, er...

What's our next move?

Find that bloody grass of mine and try
and discover what the hell went boss

-eyed yesterday.

We've been here long enough. Where are
they?

How do I know, Arthur?

Normally you're near every day. This is
ridiculous. Oh, look, if you've got a

bit of business to do, how do you
contact them? I've got a number, haven't

Well, why don't you say so?

There's only a certain time of the day
you can ring it.

Might be all right now. Come on, get on.

What number is it?

That one.

Well, good thinking, Terry.

Who's six?

No answer.

What now?

I'm bursting for a leech.

Go with him.

No, no, no, it's all right. There are no
windows you can slip out of in there.

Are you sure?

Look, we can't keep hold of him
indefinitely, can we?

No. Then why don't we just let him shoot
up and ask him a bit of money, right?

See if he is pitching us up or not.

Well, he likes it better.

What about that shop he generally uses?

Spare me your pertinent suggestions,
Jones, please.

I think our best bet is to sit off
outside his drum and wait until he

the moody phone call to the telephone
box.

He well stood it, didn't he?

Done him like a kipper.

Yeah, well, you want to stay convinced
if you don't want to spank him off that

terry. I understand he's a bit useful.

What you got to say to him?

Can we meet at a place of your
convenience?

Can I have my money back, please?

Hello, God.

Dave, your positive pessimism is a
constant source of comfort to me.

Well, maybe Terry will get lucky.

I sincerely hope so.

I'll never be able to hold my head up on
the manor again if I get away with it.

It gets about.

You leaving?

Don't want to. Got to.

Webbed up with her indoors.

Staying overnight with the in -laws. God
give me strength.

If Terry shows, I'll be back in the
morning.

I'll jet him.

I'll draw it carefully.

You're three.

And another five.

Yeah, we'll go in a minute.

Charlie, what are you doing here?

What are you doing with this man, Riker?

Well, I don't suppose it matters very
much now, Charlie, but this is my grass.

Tasty Tim.

No, he's not.

He's mine.

I can explain everything.

It's the truth, Mr Chisholm. Mr Rycock.

May I never see my poor sick mother
again, alone in her wheelchair, at the

folks' home.

Look, it wasn't my fault. The geezer
with the videos didn't show.

How was I supposed to know that would
happen? It still doesn't explain how you

gave this officer here the same
information as you gave me without

either of us.

Mr Chisholm means, Tasty, you gave us
that false information separately.

That is what I said.

That is what I said. Thus occasioning a
very serious waste of my valuable time.

And mine. And mine. Not to mention
causing Mr Chisholm to crash his motor

into mine.

What? What?

It was you who crashed into me.

Look, Mr. Rycock, Mr. Chisholm, be fair.

Put yourselves in my position.

You both of you put the frighteners on
me at the same time to come up with

something. Well, when this thing turned
up, I thought, do them both a favour.

You know, what was I supposed to do?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm
going to give you one last chance to

come up with a result.

And soon.

Otherwise, you're going to be in serious
trouble, my son. I shall personally see

to that.

What are you doing here without Mr
Chisholm on your arm? Don't mention that

name. I'll have a large scotch, please,
Dave.

Followed quickly by another one.

Oh,

yeah!

And that's not all I have to put up
with.

No, what's that?

I suppose you know what happened.

I suppose you know what happened with
Arthur and Teddy.

Yeah, I understand they had a bit of
aggro with you a lot.

Some sort of mistake.

Mistake? Mistake isn't the word for it.

This is strictly between me and you,
Dave.

Strictly between you and me.

Oh, Taff, I am well known for my
discretion.

You're joking.

I'm not. Totally legless, apparently.

They've had to bung him in a cab, then
he phoned me and told me what happened.

It's quite funny if you think about it,
isn't it?

Tasty having them both over.

That's not funny, Terry.

Back in my day, little ratbags had us
all over. Yeah.

And according to what Jones let slip
today, he was being pressured to put us

offer again.

Yeah, and his two pals... I want to see
him in intensive care.

What?

Well, you can bet that his two corner
artist mates don't know he's a wrong

Well, who cares what happens to them?

After I get my money back, that is,
which reminds me... We can use it, can't

Use what?

Here we go.

Boy!

Come here!

I'll break your arm.

or I'll break his legs, or you give
Arthur back his dough, all right? Don't

his sight. We can sort this out without
getting physical. Can we?

You look ill, Jones.

Well, I hope you're not going to use
that as an excuse for being four hours

on duty.

We all hustle for a living, Arthur.

No hard feelings, I hope.

It ain't nothing personal. All right,
Terry, you can chin them now. Oh, shut

You've got your dough, haven't you?
What?

Listen, there's something you two ought
to know.

I think we ought to have a little
discussion.

Tasty of grass.

Not only did he set Arthur and me up
with you two, now he intends to set us

up to be nicked.

Well, we'd better do something about
that then.

Eh, Fred?

Well, what's my part in it then? Well,
Fred's gone to get the mug now. All you

have to do is stand the van with a bit
of gear.

Fred and I turn up with a mug and we do
the usual. Show him the gear, agree a

price and, well... Like we've done with
Arthur.

Right.

What

did

you say your name was?

Well, that don't matter, does it?

Thing is... Tasty asked me to pass on
this message because he couldn't get to

phone.

Oh, yeah, and he said, could you pass
this message on to Sergeant Rycock, is

Yeah, he said something about keeping
him in the picture.

Said you'd know what he meant.

Aren't you going to tell Mr Rycock,
girls?

Why should I?

Do you think he'd tell me?

Sergeant Rycock.

Yes.

I see.

Oh, yeah. And he said, could you pass
this message on to Sergeant Chisholm, is

it?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, I don't think, Mellish, it's out
of character.

And besides, I can't tell him if he's
not here, can I?

Chisholm, what are you doing here? What
are you doing here? Where are the

others, and what, may I ask, are these?

Well... Go.

What?

Well, well, Charlie.

What a coincidence.

I don't believe it.

Where's Daly and McCann?

What?

Now, look... I don't know how you come
to be here, Charlie, but... My name is

Albert!

Come on, what happened then? They had
another bloody ruck about who was going

nick Tasty.

Once it was discovered the TV is my
band's line.

Mind, don't ever let on I've told you
all this.

Chester was crucial, I mean. Don't
worry, Taff, your secret's safe with us.

Oh, God, can't you picture their faces?
They weren't too pleased, I can tell

you. Just between us, Taff. Did they
fuss that someone we might know set them

up? What do you bloody think?

Nothing they can do about it, though, is
there? No.

Excuse me, I've got to phone the
governor.

Cheerful Charlie.

His name's Aldert.

Oh, it gets better, doesn't it?

Jonesy.

Arthur.

Paddy, you come to give me my tour?

Yes, I have, Arthur.

Eh?

And I'll buy you a drink.

What? Yeah, you did me a right favour,
giving me that dog back. Yeah.

Turned out he was only suffering with
some sort of virus.

Just won a grade A race at the White
City.

Flew in.

Nearly broke the track record.

Trainer reckons he'll turn out to be a
likely derby prospect this year.

Terry, eat him.

Where's he running next, and when?

Terran!

If you want to obtain the situation,

right people, right time, just the wrong

location.

I've got a good idea.

Just you keep me near. I'll be so good
for you. I could be so good for you.