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Aunty, sit still.

Chadi, can you say funky fabulous?

Funky fabulous?

Uh -uh, not like that now. Say it like one of those game show hosts.

Funky fabulous!

Aunty, you don't pay me enough for that.

Come to think of it, why am I doing your hair for free?

You're doing it because I'm going to our former president's Olusegun Obasodo's

book launch.

Shane, it's not Frank who is taking me.

Is that useless, Sam?

But what's so special about a book launch?

Hey, see this girl. You don't know anything.

Look, there'll be child's correct government bubbles there. I need to move

Make some connections.

Even if I have to go with that, Sam.

Okay, in that case, I don't mind making you look like a hot spice.

But you better take it seriously, auntie. You said it's going to be

Since when have I made a fool of myself?

Well, there was a time when you were in love... Great talk in your... lips.

Okay.

Here we are.

I think you look funky, fabulous.

Something is missing.

Guard the door.

Why the door?

Just make sure nobody comes inside.

Place it there.

Auntie, that's Mum's!

Tonight, it's mine. Mum will be livid if she finds out her irreplaceable emerald

necklace is gone.

She doesn't need to know.

Samia, you are so funny.

That party was fantastic.

Samia, you are so funny. Keep quiet.

Keep quiet.

Yes,

let me go and put.

The jewelry.

Gladys' jewelry.

Where did I put it?

I've lost it.

I can't even remember.

I can't remember the night.

Sam was giving that.

I went to the toilet, yes?

I did the makeup.

I just had a little whiskey.

Yeah, let me retest myself.

And I will rewind.

And then... Look

at

me from head to toe.

Can you see what is wrong? Can't you see?

Your hair is a bit messy, but that's to be expected.

Look at my neck.

Aunty, this your dry skin. I just don't know for you.

Look at me.

Mum's necklace.

Where's mum's necklace?

I don't know.

Aunty, how could you? I told you not to take it.

Aunty!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is a big deal.

Deal. Like, seriously, auntie.

We've got a problem.

Scrap that.

You've got a problem. No, no.

We have got a problem. Ah, you all knew about it. That is aiding and abetting.

No, no, no, no, no, auntie.

Don't try and get me involved, okay?

This is not a joint enterprise.

Oh, Shadi, this is a big deal.

Oh, you are guilty.

Man, how many times have I told you?

Don't show the money in your pocket to women.

She will not only take your money, she will take the trousers, your jacket,

tie, even the sweat on your forehead. She's done that already.

You don't know what I'm talking about. And the next minute, divorce papers were

on my...

Look closer.

It's got our names on it. Yes.

And what's next to your name?

Nothing. Exactly.

Zero. Milch.

Nyada. Despite the fact this is the most important office health and safety

test. And what has that got to do with us?

This piece of paper shows that neither of you have done it.

Karen, how many tests does this place want us to take?

Everybody knows I am the healthiest person in this office. I mean, look,

look. Eating puffs in the morning. Bio?

It's not about personal health. It's about safety in the workplace. If Mr

finds out, it'll be back to minicabbing for both of you.

Karen, it is the law that promoted me.

and he will never demote me. I will never, ever, ever, ever go back to

Winnicott. It is Frank you should be worried about.

He's not safe.

If you are this safe, then why does your wife call you a calamity? Frank, if you

had a wife, she would call you worse. Guys, the fact is, you only have two

to pass this test.

And just to make things interesting...

Whichever one of you gets the highest score gets to become interim manager.

Manager.

Interim manager only.

Which means he'll go back to supervising when I'm back from my very

important week -long course.

Get on with it.

Weak? Weak? Weak? Long course? When I should be the boss.

Permanently. I'm going to show that woman that I can be the safest, most

efficient person in the office.

Ambayo.

I am going to be your interim manager. You mark my words. You drank. Yes, now.

You drank. Shut up.

You will never beat me. I know all about health and safety, Robbie.

Ambayo.

And yes.

Well done, Frank.

You've successfully demonstrated to me how to safely and effectively climb a

ladder.

Bayo, you sure you don't want to give this a try?

Any idiot can do that.

Okay, so up next, we have mouth -to -mouth resuscitation.

Who wants to give it a try?

Not me. The only mouth -to -mouth I'm out is my potato.

Make sure you don't marry it all, Frank. You already married one dummy.

First, we pinch the nose.

Gently.

Very nice.

Tilt the head back.

And lastly, breathe in.

I'm not surprised he's so eager. He doesn't get any excitement at all, man.

Breathe more in.

More. More in.

I'm tired. I can't breathe anymore.

This is nonsense.

Everybody calm down.

It's not real.

Stand back from the dummy.

So, Bayo, why don't you show us how it's done?

There. Frank, where do you drop this money?

First,

we pinch the nose.

I gently tilt the head back.

And lastly, breathe in.

Hey, hey, use that, your belly.

I'm using it.

What on earth?

Try again.

It's mouth -to -mouth resuscitation. You need to use your mouth. After what

Frank has done to this dummy, I am not touching it with a badge pole. You can

use your own mouth if you want to.

Seriously, am I a doctor?

I cannot save this person. If they want to die, let them die, Jerry. It's none

of my business. No.

Fine.

Okay.

What?

Two months?

Shadi, any luck?

I've looked high and low. I even went to the West End.

Nobody makes that kind of jewelry anymore.

So what are we going to do now?

You, auntie, not we.

There must be somewhere where we can get this emerald.

Emerald brochure.

Emerald brochure?

Are you planning a girly holiday to Dubai?

It's this man who took me to an event last night. Sam, stupid man. He wants to

take me on a holiday.

Auntie Funke, most women would jump at a free holiday to Dubai. I don't like

him.

I don't like him. And he doesn't get the message.

Always calling me.

See?

He's the one who's calling me now.

Daddy, let me answer the call. No, no, let me talk to him. I'll sort him out

you.

Hello?

This is Funke's phone.

She's not interested. So stop calling her.

Okay?

If not, there'll be serious problems.

You hear me? You, this stupid, useless man.

I've sorted him out for you. He will not call you again.

Shadi, that was the jeweller.

He must have got the emerald for me.

Auntie, quick, call him back.

Hello?

So, yes, it was my sister on the phone. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. Yeah, eh?

Eh? You won't tell it to me?

What did you just call me?

Hmm?

Hello?

Hello?

Oshu, what did he say?

Look, he has no home training. He doesn't know how to talk politely on the

phone. What are we going to do now?

I don't know.

You both pass.

However, there can only be one winner.

And the boss for next week is... Karen, I

shouldn't even be interim.

I should be manager.

And we both know it. However, I am willing to accept this position on a

temporary basis.

Until I get my true role.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

And thank you very much.

Finished? Thank you very much.

Because actually, Frank won the role.

He beat you by one

point for demonstrating how to climb a ladder properly.

Karen, I won't let you down.

Back.

Back. Back, back, back, back.

Too close. Sorry, Karen. Too close for comfort.

I got a little bit too excited.

Frank, you are only the interim manager, so calm down.

Interim, a .k .a. not the real manager.

Oh, really?

Well, he's going to be managing you, so get used to it.

Why are you leaving this thing here?

Oh, sorry.

I was so distracted being the interim manager.

Put it away from me, Bayo.

Am I your houseboy?

That is not a request.

It is an order.

That's your problem.

No wonder you are where you are today.

Obedience takes you places.

As the new interim manager, a .k .a.

Your boss.

I am ordering you to put my briefcase away, Joe.

Oh.

Hello? Yes, yes, this is the office.

Frank, the manager.

Well, the interim manager, but you can talk to me.

Yes.

Yes, we have some vacancies.

Oh. Well, what have I said? Health and safety rule 101. Don't leave things

around.

Thank you. Bye -bye.

Hey, guy!

This desk is filthy.

And why is that our problem?

It needs to be cleaned.

An interim manager cannot work like this.

Who's the doctor?

Have you lost your mind? Hey!

Would you like me to tell Karen of your lack of cooperation?

Pick up my briefcase. Bring it over here and clean my table.

I'm feeling a little patched.

Fetch me a coffee.

Now, now.

Hey,

hey, hey.

Am I the table?

Clean the table, Joe.

Master. Thank you.

Hey.

Gary, you have spilled the coffee. Are you not meant to be health and safety?

Bayo, clean this now. Okay, okay.

Oh, the coffee is good.

Drink some more, Master. Drink some more.

Bayo, clean my desk now. Sharp, sharp.

Can you fetch my printout?

No. You can get it yourself.

As your interim manager?

Frank! I am sick and tired of this interim nonsense.

You are letting this temposition go to your head. You are jealous. Just because

I am getting the attention.

Me? Jealous? The only reason you have the role is because I did not take it

seriously. If I did, you will not be where you are now. No, you lost because

could not climb the ladder. Me? Me?

I can't climb ladders. Are you crazy?

I will show you.

I mean it. I can't climb ladders. I will show you. You see?

Like this. Both hands. Two feet.

On the head. One.

Slowly. No problemo. See?

You cannot do it. Better than me. I will show you.

I have the skill.

Come on.

Run.

Oh, my God.

Run. Frankie.

Frankie. Wake up. Oh, my God. He's dead. He's dead. Got him. Got him. Help me,

oh. Help me, oh.

Help me.

Emergency. Emergency.

I got him, sir.

I got you. I got you. I got you. Okay.

Okay.

Pinch nose. Gently. Okay.

Tilt neck.

Boom out. Yeah, waves.

Breathe.

Oh, my God.

You can do this. You can do this. I mustn't let him die. I mustn't let him

Breathe.

What are you doing?

Frank, you are alive.

I saved you. I saved your life.

Were you boy thinking?

Nearly twice her age and she's calling us boys. Only in this London.

I have to come back from my very important course because you two can't

job without some catastrophe.

I was just teaching Frank some health and safety techniques.

Teaching? Which kind of teaching? Frank, don't talk. Just rest. Rest, rest.

Carry. You see?

He's in so much pain.

Calm. Let's talk.

This man cannot survive us like this.

Oh, yes.

Even without his neck problem, he wasn't strong enough.

Now, pshaw, it's impossible.

There's only one logical conclusion to all of this.

Yeah? Send him home?

No. Put me in charge.

Yes. And you can go back to your holiday... I mean, your course.

Oh.

Yes. Yes, you're probably right.

In light of your recent injury, I... I've decided that I think it would be a

good idea for Bio to take over from you.

I am now the interim manager.

I did it. Manager.

Manager.

I'm going to take sick leave.

Frank, where are you going?

I'm going home.

It's only your neck. You're not that sick.

And where's Gary?

Oh, he started annual leave today.

So who will I manage?

Yourself. Good luck with that one, Bio. I know how difficult it can be.

Fran, as your new interim manager, I order you to come back here. Now!

I don't know what to do now. Aunty, we've been out all day.

She's going to find out. You're just going to have to tell her.

I have an idea.

Why don't I tell her that you took it?

Yeah, right, Aunty. I'm not going down for you.

All right, all right, I will do it.

Oh, Sade, I cannot do it. You have to or I will. Just tell her that you've lost

the jewellery. What jewellery?

Nothing, nothing, nothing. There's nothing.

Shadi, what jewellery?

Shadi, if you know what is good for you, it's bad talking.

What jewellery?

I can't take this anymore.

Dad, my auntie lost mum's emerald necklace. The one that granddad gave

That jewellery that even me, her dear husband, buy her is not allowed near.

You lost that precious jewelry?

Hey, this is serious.

I beg you, Paddy, please. You can't tell her.

Watch me.

Look, I never hide anything from my potato.

It's called marriage. Not that you will know anything about that.

Hey, Beggy, neither do you.

According to Gladie, my sister, it was just by sheer luck that you married her.

Yes. I beg. You don't need to tell anything.

I beg you. I beg you. I beg you. The way I am, I'm begging when I need rent and

you don't pay. The way I beg for all the things you owe me, Funke, and I don't

get it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Funke.

Today, today, you have lost her jewelry and you have lost your home. You will

pack your bags. I am chucking you out.

Arriba de allá.

I must go. Hi.

I'm sorry.

She's pretty busy.

Can I take a message?

Tell her she left this at mine. I've been trying to reach her, but she's not

been getting back to me.

Only Rano.

Thank you. Thank you so much.