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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:07,590 Hey Tommy, can I get a pop? 2 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:19,109 Look, 3 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:27,790 fix 4 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,790 your face. 5 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:32,210 Yeah, why are you looking so glum? I'm glad you're putting me down. 6 00:00:32,910 --> 00:00:35,530 I don't know about that, Funk. I don't see anything to be happy about. 7 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:38,030 Oh, Tony, look at me. 8 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:39,129 Don't be silly. 9 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:40,130 I'm here now. 10 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:44,470 Not for long. The cafe's in jeopardy. It has always been in jeopardy. Ah, what a 11 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:45,670 shame. This time it's period. 12 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:48,090 Oh, come. Are the bailiffs coming? 13 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,330 No. 14 00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:50,910 You did not pay your tax. 15 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,590 You have to make a profit to pay tax. 16 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:55,650 Please, just help me. 17 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:57,430 Is the building collapsing? 18 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:01,510 Somebody wrote a terrible review of the cafe and it's gone viral. 19 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:05,069 What does that mean, virus? 20 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:09,830 It means it's online and everybody knows about it. This cafe is trending and for 21 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:12,610 all the wrong reasons. They're already talking about never coming here again. 22 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:16,270 They don't come here in the first instance. 23 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:20,190 All right. So we'll see what happens when I close the cafe and you're out of 24 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:21,190 job. 25 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:24,110 Who wrote the review? 26 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:26,350 Somebody anonymously. 27 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,700 All I know is I came in here yesterday afternoon and had my lovely special Tony 28 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,960 sandwich, which apparently made them feel sick. 29 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,280 They were here yesterday at four o 'clock. 30 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,960 Nobody was here yesterday. 31 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,780 Are you sure about that, Funke? Think long and hard about it. 32 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,080 I don't need to. I know what I'm talking about. 33 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:48,160 Nobody was here except Sade. Sade? 34 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,740 Yes, Sade. 35 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:50,920 What did she order? 36 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,160 That's your Tony Specker sandwich. 37 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,280 Go and give Tywin his friend their drinks. 38 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:03,840 I really need to tell you something. 39 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:08,520 Well, I mean, you already told me I'm handsome, so... I'm serious. 40 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:11,740 OK. Promise you won't be mad at me. 41 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,079 Cross my heart. 42 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,080 I hope to die. 43 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,320 I'm pregnant. 44 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,660 Do you want a drink? 45 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,560 Can I get some water, please? 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 No, I'm good. 47 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,940 I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. 48 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,840 This is a joke, right? 49 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:36,460 No. 50 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:39,740 I'm pregnant and you're the father. 51 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:45,000 I mean, we've got to keep this to ourselves. 52 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,700 We can't tell anybody. 53 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,060 What is the matter with you? Did you run all the way here? 54 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,020 I came as quickly as I could. 55 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,800 Look, I have some very bad news to tell you. Someone died? 56 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,360 Oh, not that. You're going to be deported. 57 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:08,660 Oh, bloody. 58 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,160 They haven't caught me yet. 59 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:14,080 What is the thing that is making you run health after health and doing exercise? 60 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,880 It must be something serious. 61 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,380 Oh, Daddy, sit. Please, sit. 62 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,540 Why? No, look here. 63 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:25,280 Just trust me, my sister. You need to sit down. 64 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,340 Auntie Funke, I am fine standing. 65 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:29,700 Will you just sit? Sit out. Okay, okay. 66 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:34,840 Look, I just found out that Toby has got a girl pregnant. 67 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:38,780 Daddy. 68 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,700 Daddy. 69 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,040 Daddy. Daddy. 70 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,680 Auntie Funke, I just had a nightmare. 71 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,180 That Toby had got a girl pregnant. 72 00:04:54,840 --> 00:05:01,220 It was not a nightmare. It is true. Eh? Yes. Oh, my God, oh, my God. What have I 73 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:03,760 done to deserve this? Auntie Funke, when did you hear this? 74 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:09,700 I was in the cafe when this useless, thin -legged, thin -pelebed girl just 75 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:12,080 in and told Toby that she was with child. 76 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,000 And Toby is the father. 77 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,280 Are you sure she said pregnant? 78 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:21,880 Do you need me to spell it out? Okay. B -R -A -G -N. 79 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,840 B -R -A -G -N. 80 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,720 I forgot the G. Look. I get it. I get it. 81 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,700 Oh, Lord, forgive us. 82 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:32,300 Amen. Amen. 83 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,440 What are people going to say in church? 84 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,920 Hey, my own son would be a dead banjo. He's going to have a child out of 85 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,760 wedlock. Wow. 86 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,630 Toby of yesterday is going to be Baba Beji. 87 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:50,510 Daddy, he's going to disgrace your family. 88 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:53,870 Are you not still part of the same family? 89 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:56,310 We were half -sisters. 90 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:59,270 What is going on here? What have you done? 91 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,450 I have done nothing. 92 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:02,790 It's your son. 93 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:04,290 My son, Toby. 94 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:06,410 Have you got an illegitimate son outside? 95 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:10,470 Yes, Toby has gone and got a girl pregnancy. 96 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:13,350 With twins. 97 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:14,760 Hey! 98 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,740 Just the person I was looking for. 99 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:01,839 Hi, Tony. 100 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,519 What's up? 101 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,520 Don't what up me. 102 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,160 Why don't you write a bad review of this place? 103 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,660 A bad review? 104 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:08,079 Why would I bother? 105 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,140 You wrote a terrible review of this place and put it on Cafe Advisor. 106 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:15,840 Tony, ain't nobody got time for that. I have exams to Pokathon. 107 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,380 Did you come in here yesterday? 108 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,360 Yeah. And did you order my special Tony sandwich? 109 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,100 Yeah. And what time did you place that order? 110 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,220 I guess around four. 111 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,600 Case solved. 112 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,880 Your nasty little review went viral and now it's threatening my livelihood. 113 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:34,300 Tony, I didn't write it. This place will close. 114 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,720 It's the end. 115 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,900 You've ruined me, Sade. This is all your fault. 116 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:40,280 Let me see it. Why? 117 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:44,880 You wrote that awful thing which broke my heart and crippled my business. 118 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:02,460 a terrible review for Tony's Cafe in Plumstead. 119 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,860 Plumstead? Yeah, a different Tony's Cafe. 120 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,460 You mean this isn't about this place? 121 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,840 You know, for a businessman, you're not even that smart. 122 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,140 You don't even have customers to review this place. 123 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,360 The cafe is saved! 124 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,480 There's no stopping me now! 125 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,940 Tony, are you going to apologise? 126 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,620 You accused me? 127 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,299 Kappa is saved! 128 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,820 No, sir. No, sir. An ingredient. 129 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,800 A 17 -year -old boy, Gladys. 17? 130 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:56,540 No. Today, today, I am sending him back to Nigeria. 131 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,780 First class. 132 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:02,840 I'm telling you. Don't worry. I will pay. Yes, that's right. He will go back 133 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:07,280 Nigeria. No more iPhone, smartphone, doll phone, face me, I face you, all of 134 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,280 them. 135 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:14,400 All those iPhone, telephone, Facebook, they are also in Nigeria. 136 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:18,060 My friend, I will send you two back to Nigeria if you don't shut it. 137 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,560 Who is the girl? What is her name? Where is her family from? Call me the father. 138 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:24,620 Call me the girl's father. Bayo, Bayo, please. 139 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,080 The question is this. 140 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:30,920 When you were supposed to talk to this boy and talk to him man to man, you were 141 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,940 not doing what you were supposed to do. Now you know what is going on. It's your 142 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,060 fault. That is my fault. 143 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:38,120 So now it's my own fault? 144 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,400 Okay, we shall see. 145 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:44,070 When I start to get all his stuff, I will send him back to the country. 146 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:45,890 Open the suitcase. 147 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:49,430 Ah, my fault. It's my fault? Yes, it is your fault. What? 148 00:09:49,810 --> 00:09:54,110 The only good thing is that you are sending him away. To train him? Yes. 149 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:56,450 training? That's right. You didn't train him well. 150 00:09:56,950 --> 00:10:01,190 No, he's the murderer. He's the murderer. You have to go to Nigeria with 151 00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:03,250 May I go to Nigeria with him? Please, please. 152 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:07,520 When you, the father, were supposed to do what you were supposed to do, which 153 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:12,620 sit him down and have a man -to -man conversation about girls. A man -to 154 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,620 He's a 17 -year -old boy, Gladys. He's not a boy! 155 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:19,820 What do you mean, not a boy? He's a boy, a 17 -year -old boy. When I was 17, I 156 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,880 was going to the bush, fetching water, going to the garage, fixing mechanical, 157 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:28,460 selling puff puff. The question here is, how are we going to raise this child? I 158 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,580 cannot afford to raise another child. 159 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,060 Are you being selfish? 160 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,400 You should be thinking of your son, not your money. 161 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,160 You're going to be a grandfather soon. 162 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,400 That is all that matters. 163 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200 Grandfather. Yes. 164 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,280 Grandfather. 165 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:43,780 Grandfather. 166 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,860 You know what? We need a family intervention. 167 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,780 And I know what we need to do. 168 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,440 Hey. 169 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:06,710 What are we going to do? 170 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:10,150 I mean, we're 17. 171 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:13,410 I'm not ready for this. 172 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:15,490 We're going to have to tell our parents. 173 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:18,490 It's mad. 174 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,790 My parents are crazy. 175 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:27,130 If I tell them it's like we're signing our death warrant, maybe 176 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:29,710 we should just run away. 177 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,010 Run away? 178 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,630 We're going to have a baby. 179 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,700 It won't work. 180 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,620 Maybe we should just delete this at home. 181 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,880 By your detail. 182 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,260 Oh, Lord. 183 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,600 By your detail. 184 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,480 Yes, Pastor. 185 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,500 Yes. Pastor, what are you doing here? 186 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,620 Calm down, my friend. Calm down. 187 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,800 Sister Gladys called me about this serious issue, and I have come to fill 188 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,540 void. Pastor is here to give us guidance on how to deal with your grandchild. 189 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,480 That's right, Sister Gladys. 190 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:27,800 But before we get started, do you have any cooler of assorted meats? 191 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,360 Boy, boy. 192 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,400 These are. 193 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,760 A dick I come to delight spirit. 194 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,280 Pastor. Yes. How can you be thinking of food at this time? Where in Christ is? 195 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:42,200 And so is my belly. 196 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:49,920 Baby father. 197 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,020 Baby mother. 198 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,580 Babies having babies. 199 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:02,310 What will the judge say? I know this is not what I planned for my children are 200 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,049 to be. 201 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,210 This boy has brought shame upon this family. 202 00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:10,610 A boy of 17 having children. 203 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,970 Pastor, aren't you supposed to be helping? 204 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:20,490 I think I have a solution. 205 00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,190 Yes, anything. 206 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,010 Toby must get married. 207 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:29,040 Married? Yes, it is the only way. 208 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,640 Otherwise, to be living is seen in the eyes of God. 209 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:36,720 And I have already made arrangements for the marriage license. 210 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:40,540 And, Brother Bayo, will you be settling my fee? 211 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,540 Also, go slow down. Slow down. Take a break. 212 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,380 Let us arrange the engagement first. 213 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:53,460 Engagement? Yes, Igladi. We must call this girl's parents today. Now, now. 214 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,760 It is settled. 215 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,420 It is settled. 216 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,500 Eh, Sister Gladys, any update on my cooler? 217 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:03,700 Eh, 218 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:13,400 Tony, 219 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,640 can I get an ultimate? 220 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,100 Congratulations. 221 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:19,320 Congratulations. Can I get a congratulations? 222 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,220 Why is he so happy? 223 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,820 Why am I so happy? The cafe's safe. 224 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,640 No bad reviews, in fact. 225 00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:28,650 No reviews at all. Which I think is a good thing. 226 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,490 Oh, what was that noise? 227 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:34,250 I've just got my first review. 228 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:38,530 The cafe's actually got its first review. Yeah, well, read it then. 229 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,790 Tony's Cafe in Peckham. 230 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,150 The owner is incredibly rude. 231 00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:47,670 Terrible customer service. 232 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:51,410 He accuses you of doing things you didn't do. 233 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:53,710 One star. 234 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:55,410 Don't go. 235 00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,190 Oh, wow. 236 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,310 Oh. 237 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,510 Oh. Who wrote that? 238 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,790 Sade Adepanto? 239 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:07,990 I'm sorry, lads. 240 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:11,370 I've got to go and see Sade and ask her to take that down, or else the cafe's 241 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,370 doomed again. 242 00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:16,790 I don't know about you, but that ain't good customer service. 243 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,230 You should write her a review. 244 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,960 I've called Charmaine's dad. 245 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,820 He'll be here soon. 246 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,180 Char, Char, Char waiting. 247 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:41,060 Charwarama. When he should be finishing his studies and marrying a good 248 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:44,080 titilola. After all we have done for that boy. 249 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:49,320 The education, the security, the comfort. And this is how he repays us? 250 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,360 no, no, no, no. 251 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,180 17, Bayo. 252 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,840 17. 253 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,620 I thought this kind of thing happened to other people. 254 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,040 And not us. 255 00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:04,630 I feel so bad. 256 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:09,510 Every time he'll try to talk to me, I will just brush him off and be too busy. 257 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:16,310 Even though he's a young adult, I wish I just took the time and spoke to my boy 258 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,310 about these things. 259 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,609 Don't be so hard on yourself, eh? 260 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:22,490 Don't be so hard on yourself. 261 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,150 You tried your best. 262 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,589 Unfortunately, it wasn't good enough. 263 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,670 So it's my fault? No, no, no, not at all. 264 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:35,260 but i blame the the daughter to release wrath bad influence that's sick bruv 265 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:40,880 bruv yes bruv business all those friends oh my god you 266 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:45,820 blame everyone anyone but not yourself 267 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:51,480 anyway the father i say you can explain everything 268 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:02,350 Where's my daughter? 269 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,330 You must be Barry, Charmaine's father. 270 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,550 Please, take a seat. 271 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,710 Yes. 272 00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:09,470 What's going on? 273 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,330 What's wrong with her? Where is she? 274 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,750 Don't worry. Just sit down. Sit down. 275 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,430 So is anyone going to tell me what I'm doing here? 276 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:22,670 Well... Well... Well what? 277 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,130 It is a difficult thing to say. 278 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,230 Just say it. 279 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,290 Well, Barry... 280 00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:33,670 Barry. For goodness sake. 281 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,150 She's packing belly. 282 00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,170 She's packing belly? 283 00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:38,690 What's that? 284 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,030 She's pregnant. 285 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:41,810 Pregnant? Yes. 286 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,470 Is this a joke? 287 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,310 For who? 288 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:51,210 For your boy, Toby. 289 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,010 For your son, Toby, yes. 290 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:56,610 Your pathetic son has got my daughter pregnant? 291 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,310 Pathetic? It was your nonsense daughter that trapped my son. 292 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:05,310 Bayo, it takes two to tango. Gofunke, shut up. 293 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:11,370 My beautiful, innocent little princess with your bad influence on her son. 294 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,850 Disgraceful. My friend, are you calling my family a disgrace? 295 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,730 My family. Calm down, calm down. 296 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:21,710 We haven't even spoken about the marriage proposal. 297 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,750 Marriage? 298 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,370 Just the marriage proposal. 299 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:29,980 My princess will never marry that frog. 300 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,140 Frog? My son is a frog? Your brother is a turundulu? 301 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,740 A what? Turundulu? 302 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,780 Will you call my daughter? What will you call my son? 303 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,580 Let's deal with this bud to bud. Grandfather to grandfather. 304 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,540 Your back. 305 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,320 Your back. Please stop it. 306 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,460 Stop it. 307 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,240 Please. 308 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,910 What the hell is going on? You tell us what the hell is going on. 309 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,670 Why did you get my daughter pregnant? 310 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:11,310 And why did you get my son preg - Pregnant? 311 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:12,670 What are you talking about? 312 00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:15,570 We all know about your dirty little secret. 313 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:19,150 What you were doing with one of - Dirty little secret? 314 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:20,970 Listen! 315 00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:24,490 Listen! Listen! 316 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:28,010 Everybody, I am not pregnant. 317 00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:29,490 Huh? 318 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:32,390 But Auntie Funke heard you discussing your pregnancy. 319 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:36,430 In the cafe now? No, Auntie overheard us rehearsing for a play. 320 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:37,730 Play? What play? 321 00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:40,570 The play I told you about, Dad, but you were too busy watching football. 322 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,630 Bayo, you see what I'm always talking about? You watching that yo -yo -yo TV. 323 00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:45,590 The boy was talking, but you were not listening. 324 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,370 Dad, please. We're just friends. I don't like him like that. 325 00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:53,190 Charmaine, I know he was a good girl, but don't ever frighten me like that 326 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:58,190 again. Toby, I knew this was all a mistake. I knew it as soon as I heard 327 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:02,320 Yeah, I mean, we're just thrown together in a drama group and we're just forced 328 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320 to rehearse together. 329 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,720 So let me get this straight. 330 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,400 Eh? There is no baby. 331 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,040 Eh? I am not a grandfather. 332 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,640 Ah! 333 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:20,160 Can we discuss the cost for the marriage license? 334 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,640 Marriage? Are you having a laugh? 335 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,520 I don't even fancy him. 336 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:27,460 Oh. 337 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Really? 338 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,040 Praise God, we're all saved. 339 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,600 Hallelujah. 340 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:38,880 Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, how did this mix -up even happen in the first place? 341 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,980 I think Tony needs me in the office. Funke? 342 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,780 Funke? Tony needs me in the... Funke! 343 00:21:52,139 --> 00:21:56,220 Today he will walk to the plane and then... That is the only right thing you 344 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,640 doing. Go and take care of the girl that is pregnant for you. 345 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 That's right. 346 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,380 He will tell me to take care of them. 347 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:09,120 What is going on there? I will not stand for it. Not in his house. 348 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:11,960 I will not stand for it. 349 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:17,300 Why? Well, I told you, don't throw the clothes. 350 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,280 That's what we said. 24787