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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:03,710 Hey, Gladys. 2 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:05,290 Look at this head. 3 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:06,710 Look at this. 4 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:10,930 This great politician's son booted back to Nigeria. 5 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:12,430 What did he do? 6 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:14,650 Drunken and disorderly behavior. 7 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:18,870 Can you imagine? And the boy actually went to Sade's university. 8 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:20,350 It happened on her campus. 9 00:00:20,810 --> 00:00:22,230 You worry too much. 10 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,610 Her daughter is not like that. 11 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:26,070 It's not Sade I'm worried about. 12 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,150 It's all that bad influence. 13 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:32,630 Oh, thank God that she's living with us here at home. Because if she's on the 14 00:00:32,630 --> 00:00:34,150 campus, only God knows what will happen. 15 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:37,110 But you don't have to worry. Shadi will be safe here with us. 16 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:38,950 Hi, family. 17 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,590 Oh, hello, Shadi. How are you, my darling? 18 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:41,990 My baby. 19 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:43,770 I have some great news. 20 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:48,490 Oh, tell us, tell us. I went to uni and I had a look around some of the 21 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:49,490 accommodations. 22 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:51,590 And I kind of liked it. 23 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:53,950 So, I'm moving in. 24 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:55,650 What? What? 25 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:49,910 Shadi, I thought that we discussed this. 26 00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:52,690 You said you'd be staying at home and looking after me. 27 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:55,010 Looking after your parents. 28 00:01:55,830 --> 00:02:00,430 Dad, I'll tell you a lot of things, but this place was available, so I'm moving 29 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:01,710 in. When? 30 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:03,670 Today. Today? 31 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:04,950 Today. 32 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:06,550 Ah, any? 33 00:02:07,070 --> 00:02:08,070 Any. 34 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:13,210 Shadi, this doesn't make any sense at all. At all. Where are you getting this 35 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:14,210 money for this accommodation? 36 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,680 Mum, don't worry. 37 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:19,160 It's called student loan. It takes care of all of that. 38 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:24,080 Why get a student loan when you can live with us for free? No loan required. I 39 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,340 mean, we're just 30 minutes away from the university. 40 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:29,700 Mum, that's 30 minutes too far. 41 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,140 That's two buses and one train ride away. 42 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:37,740 I mean, I just want to wake up and fall into class. 43 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,720 Kelly, zip it. 44 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,720 As the head of this house, I am forbidding you to leave this house. 45 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,540 I'll start living on the university with all those bad, bad, bad people. As long 46 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:52,680 as you're under this roof. That's the point, Dad. 47 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,200 I'm not going to be under this roof. 48 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,720 So, technically, you can't tell me what to do. Hey, help me. 49 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:05,800 If Dad moved everybody to Nigeria three years ago, this would not have happened. 50 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,020 You have spoiled her. 51 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Mum, Dad. 52 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,140 I'm out. 53 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:17,300 Shadi? Shadi, where are you going? I'm still talking to you. Shadi! 54 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,059 That's it. 55 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,260 Nobody listens to me. 56 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,380 Nobody respects me. 57 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:24,860 Can you imagine? 58 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:28,920 My own daughter living in my house without my authority, without my 59 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:31,220 Bayo, what are you saying? 60 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,520 Oh, you see? Point proven. No respect. 61 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,000 Bayo, maybe this thing is for the best. 62 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:41,060 You will allow her to be a grown woman and take more responsibility. 63 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,200 Grown woman? 64 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,740 Gladys, she's my baby. 65 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,280 Okay. 66 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Don't worry. 67 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,360 I have a plan. 68 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,480 Plan? 69 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,550 When am I going to find someone to write a song for, eh? 70 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:19,470 Roll up, roll up, this is your lucky day. 71 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:24,310 Some people would spend a fortune trying to buy this aftershave, but today I'm 72 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,190 here to sell it to you. 73 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:27,590 Fix it, no one's here. 74 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:31,230 Now, why doesn't that surprise me? Here, Tone, would you be interested? No! 75 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,670 Hold up, Tone, give me a chance. Let me pitch it to you first. 76 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:38,570 No, thanks. Every time I buy something of yours, I either lose something or 77 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,440 broken. Tony, I am offended. 78 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,160 Look at that radio I sold you. 79 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,379 State of the art. 80 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:44,380 Top class. 81 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,320 Don't do refunds. See? 82 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,200 I'm done buying stuff from you. 83 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:53,760 See, you can take your dodgy spray. 84 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,760 Things are bad enough as it is without me smelling like a swamp. 85 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,900 No one's going to help my love life. Ah, that's where you're wrong, Tony. 86 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,960 One spray of this, and the ladies won't be able to stay away from you. 87 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:09,330 They won't be able to keep away, all right? Away from running. On your bike, 88 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:12,710 it. There comes Tony. I'm now in a relationship. 89 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,910 Because she's either imaginary, who can't smell, or she's mental. Or all of 90 00:05:17,910 --> 00:05:20,490 above. No, no, no, Tony. No, I met her online. 91 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:22,830 Online dating? 92 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:24,230 Yeah, yeah. 93 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:25,570 I found this website. 94 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,010 Perfect success rate. 95 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,250 100 %? 96 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:30,510 Well, can you sign me up? 97 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:32,610 Oh, I don't know about that, Tony. 98 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,190 Why, what would you want in return? 99 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,300 Tone, I've been trying to ship these aftershaves all day, but I can't seem to 100 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,800 sell them. Well, that's hard to believe. 101 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,340 All right, but you've got to get me a date. 102 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,120 That's no problem, Tone. I tell you what, I'm not just Mr Fix -It. 103 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,760 I'm Mr Cupid. 104 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,800 Isn't that my old friend? 105 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,300 I know the first. 106 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:01,669 The famous drummer. 107 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:02,669 Hey, hey, hey. 108 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:03,670 Performing for the new president. 109 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:05,870 And you're the first of Malama. 110 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:08,090 Who much money? Who much money? 111 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,330 OK, 112 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:15,430 these are all my books. I'll come back for my clothes later. 113 00:06:15,650 --> 00:06:16,790 I'm going to need a lift, Dad. 114 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:21,270 Dad, 115 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:24,170 can you help me carry my books? 116 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:25,690 I'll take the books. 117 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,250 Whoops. 118 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,040 Dad, what's the big deal? 119 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:35,020 Dad, I need your help. Sade, quiet your noise. 120 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,300 Well, don't ignore me then. Will I be there to help you when you are at uni? 121 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:39,980 Dad, 122 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,820 it's just a lift. Just a lift. 123 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:47,040 Will you have a chauffeur when you are at uni? Or does it come with the 124 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,820 accommodation? No, no, no, Sade. If you want a lift, go to Beckham High Street. 125 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,080 Get number 136 bus. 126 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,600 How am I supposed to carry all of this on the bus? 127 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,080 Oh, Sade, I'm not here. 128 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:01,600 Dad, all I needed is a little bit of help. You're just sitting there watching 129 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,300 Nollywood. I'm trying to start my new life and you're being an enemy of 130 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,300 progress. 131 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:07,140 Enemy of progress. 132 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:12,460 Ah, okay. Let me tell you something, my dear. Life is not fair, especially at 133 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:13,460 university. 134 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:20,420 But if you decide to stay at home, things will remain as comfortable as 135 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:21,420 were. 136 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,660 Abishi? Mom. 137 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:28,030 Dad is being so annoying. 138 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:35,530 Mom, I need some new clothes for Friday's week. 139 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,730 Can I make money, please? Shadi, no. 140 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,450 Use your student loan. 141 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,750 But that's for the rent. 142 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:46,570 Then, Shadi, you need to cut out your finances now that you have your own 143 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:51,690 Please, Mom. It's just a few pounds. No, Shadi. You need to learn that you 144 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:53,450 cannot have money always on tap. 145 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:54,930 If you want some new clothes. 146 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,250 Take some of these. 147 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:58,570 What's this? 148 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,490 Some of my old clothes. I was going to give them to a charity shop. 149 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:03,530 Charity? 150 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:09,070 Well, unless there's going to be some sort of 80s night. 151 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:12,770 I don't think I'll be seen dead in this. 152 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:15,150 Your luck. 153 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,930 This is so ridiculous. 154 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,510 You see, Gladys? It's working. 155 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,340 I feel a bit bad. 156 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,480 Bad? Gladly. 157 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:30,360 This is about our daughter staying at home. 158 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:33,840 And this is only just the beginning. 159 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,340 You sure about this, Fix -It? Yeah. 160 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,600 Helen, this laptop's absolutely useless. 161 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:53,580 Who sold it to you? Who do you think? 162 00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:57,930 Oh, it's working perfectly now. 163 00:08:58,210 --> 00:09:00,210 See? Says you've got an email there. 164 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:01,950 Open it up, let's see. 165 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:04,790 Blimey, she's gorgeous. 166 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,570 Said she was a date tonight. 167 00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:08,850 What did I tell you, Tom? 168 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,470 See what I mean? She's gagging for it. This is brilliant. 169 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:16,410 Tony, I'm sorry. 170 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,650 I'm sorry I'm a little bit late. 171 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:20,870 Since when did little mean three hours? 172 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:23,870 Did I miss anything? 173 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:26,710 Look, you should be lucky that I am here. 174 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:31,890 See, I had a headache after the party last night. 175 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,510 Serious migraine. 176 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:39,130 But because I love my job, I came in. 177 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:40,830 You're still getting half your pay. 178 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:42,850 Tony, why now? 179 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:47,950 Ah, fungi. 180 00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:52,370 I didn't realise that you still work in here. 181 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,810 Look, Fixit, don't make my headache worse. 182 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,970 To you, I'm Mr Cupid. 183 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:04,210 Mr Cupid, that name suits you. 184 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,530 OK, Fixit has helped me put an online profile. 185 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:08,770 I've got a date tonight. 186 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:12,110 Yeah, talk to the witch phone. 187 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:16,450 Since I helped you out, I want you to help me out. Now come with me and help 188 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,450 sell these perfumes. 189 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,130 Fair enough. 190 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:23,630 Fonke, I need you to look after the cafe for an hour while I help fix it. Oh, 191 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,970 and I'll need you to stay late tonight for my date. 192 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:28,190 Are you going to pay me extra? 193 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,290 I already told you, I'm docking your pay. 194 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:34,130 Why are you docking my pay? What do you want? Why should you dock my pay? 195 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:35,410 That's my pay for work. 196 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:39,550 You want me to work extra and you dock my pay? 197 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,510 You want a date? Ha! 198 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:43,390 You will see. 199 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,190 Amen? 200 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,080 What happened? Have we been robbed? 201 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:15,240 This place is a mess. 202 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,520 It's not that bad. 203 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,780 Not that bad? 204 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,480 It's disgusting. I mean, look. 205 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:28,140 I just chugged on a diseased banana peel. 206 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,620 Yeah, that was my snack from earlier. 207 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,020 Any more left? 208 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,500 It's mine. 209 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:37,140 She's going to go ballistic. Shardy, listen. 210 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,480 You need to get used to this. This is what uni life is like. 211 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,780 Shut up, Jo. 212 00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:45,470 You need to get used to a hoover and clean this mess up. Yeah, well, I'm 213 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:48,510 to be taking your room and I'm going to be decorating it this weekend. 214 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,330 Is this the remote control? 215 00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:55,450 Duh. Mum and Dad are going to kill you. 216 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:01,230 Hey, student freshers. 217 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:05,270 Welcome to the Adebanjo student household. 218 00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:07,070 Give me a high five. 219 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:08,890 Is this really happening? 220 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:10,210 Oh, yes. 221 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:15,340 Tommy, it's freshers party time. 222 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,440 Put on some fresher tunes. 223 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,700 Hurry. 224 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:31,180 Ladies and gentlemen, Sam and DTW Chief. Tommy, 225 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,260 join in. 226 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,460 Dad, I'm all right. 227 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,260 No, I... 228 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:45,440 For goodness sake! I just want some peace and quiet when I come back from 229 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,760 Peace and quiet. 230 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,880 Peace and quiet. Peace and quiet! 231 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:54,400 Oh, Sade, you are a student now. No more peace and quiet again. 232 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,380 Oh, I'm going to my room. 233 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:02,760 Why are the pages missing from my textbook? 234 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:06,080 Oh, yeah, about that. Well, I ran out of toilet paper, so... 235 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,180 But the party Funk 236 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:18,300 I 237 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,300 had our look 238 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,819 You look like Tony. 239 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:39,820 Is that good or bad? 240 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,900 Do you really want to know? 241 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,040 Don't play any of that stuff. 242 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,620 It smells like dog's breath. 243 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,080 Probably why Fixit is giving it away. 244 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,460 Light the candles. 245 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,860 Funke, get this place in the right mood. 246 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,940 And a nice bit of music, yeah? 247 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:56,740 And you'd better smile, Funke. 248 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,220 And no interfering. 249 00:13:58,920 --> 00:13:59,920 I will. 250 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,660 You must be Tony. 251 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:06,860 Yeah, Kelly, right? 252 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,260 Welcome to my palace. 253 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,900 Take a seat. 254 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,320 Thank you. 255 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,000 You smell lovely, by the way. 256 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,360 Really? 257 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,840 Bio, so you are sure she got the message? 258 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:36,630 Off. Of course, Gladdy. There's no way she would want to live like that at uni. 259 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,650 My baby girl is staying with us. 260 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,290 Shadi? 261 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,650 Shadi? Where are you going? 262 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,149 I'm leaving. 263 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,950 So you mean you haven't changed your mind? 264 00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:51,590 Do you really think I would have changed my mind? 265 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:53,870 I thought about it. 266 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:57,650 Considered it. But you made my mind up for me. 267 00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,790 You guys are crazy. 268 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:04,010 Huh? Shadi, come back here right now. Who are you going to get crazy? 269 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:08,050 I don't know how many times I will tell you, I am the authority of this house. 270 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,570 We are not leaving. No, no, no, no, no. I am in charge. 271 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,270 Bye. 272 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,750 Shadi. 273 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,570 Shadi. 274 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,470 She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. 275 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,630 A little girl has left. 276 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:33,850 What a lovely meal. 277 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,150 I've had a lovely time. 278 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,450 So have I. 279 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,270 Really? Of course. 280 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,510 I'm shocked that you're a fool. 281 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,790 Well, maybe I won't be for long, eh? 282 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,050 Thanks. 283 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,210 Thanks, Uncle. 284 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,170 I'm fine, Funko. I'm stuffed. 285 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,710 That you are. 286 00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:57,870 Can I tell you something, Tony? 287 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:03,190 I can see us being together for the rest... of our lives. 288 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,830 Really? 289 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,490 One moment. Hold that for me. 290 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,350 I'm sorry, the cafe's closed. 291 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:11,690 Oh, I'm here for the date. 292 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,350 With who? 293 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:14,410 Tony. 294 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,610 I'm Tony. 295 00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:20,090 Oh. Bit different from your profile picture, but... So what's the plan? 296 00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,430 Sorry, I'm confused. What are you talking about? 297 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,170 You set up the date for tonight. 298 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:25,530 At what time? 299 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:26,550 About four. 300 00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:29,050 I was selling off the table. Fix it, then. 301 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,330 Tony, are you OK? 302 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 One moment. 303 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,700 Tony, 304 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,100 I've had a lovely meal. 305 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:44,740 Why don't we leave and finish off this wonderful evening together? 306 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:46,660 I'd love to. 307 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,320 Who's that? 308 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,340 Don't worry, that's nobody. What were you saying again? 309 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,100 I'm not nobody. I'm his date. 310 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,060 No, I'm his date. 311 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,369 about to get married. 312 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,609 Married? You didn't say you were engaged on your profile. 313 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:08,810 I'm not. 314 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:12,230 Yet. Well then, why don't you just leave me and Tony alone? 315 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,369 I was here first. 316 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,290 Why don't you leave us alone? 317 00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:20,329 You're joking. You can't just poke me like that. You can't just barge in on a 318 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:25,829 perfect, absolute... Two women fighting over me. I could get used to this. 319 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:28,870 Tony, why don't you tell her? Set the record straight. 320 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,930 What is going on? 321 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,570 It wasn't me. It was Funke. 322 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:38,440 Oh, come on, Tony. My love. 323 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,640 My husband. 324 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,620 So, there's another woman. Oh, not another. 325 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,860 The main woman. 326 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200 His wife. 327 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,680 Oh, come on, Tony. Don't tell me sugar. 328 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,879 So, you are married. 329 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,240 Why are you doing this? This has got to stop. 330 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:59,200 Oh, you can't deny our love. Unbelievable. 331 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,380 So, you married your waitress. 332 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,920 I knew you can't trust men. 333 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,200 They're all the same. Girls, please! 334 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:07,840 Can we go to the pub? Yeah, why not? 335 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,160 Go, go! 336 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,440 Why have you done this? 337 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,840 What's wrong with you? 338 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:21,040 You see what happens when you mess with Funke's money? 339 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,420 Gladly. 340 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,240 Our first night without our baby girl. 341 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,360 It's not going to be easy. 342 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,320 You will have to look after me. 343 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:43,880 At least we can spend some more quality time. 344 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,840 Shadi, I thought you were leaving home. 345 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,060 Leaving, Cor? I'm staying. 346 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,680 I've had the worst night of my life. 347 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,540 You should see the thing I had to share a room with. 348 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:08,760 This sweaty, smelly, horrible, horrible woman. 349 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:12,640 And we had a bunk bed. And she was on the top bunk. 350 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,900 How dangerous is that? I could have been squashed. 351 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,120 And she kept farting. 352 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,880 The smell. 353 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,900 Do you know what that would do for my reputation? 354 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 I couldn't sleep. 355 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,980 And when I did drop off... 356 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,740 I swear I thought a rat ran across the room. 357 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,680 I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I've moved out. 358 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:39,620 I mean, Dad, you might have been mean, but at least you don't have four legs. 359 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,600 I'm traumatised. 360 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:46,900 Oh, my baby girl is back. It's been so long. 361 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,920 Daddy, I thought you were this big, strong, independent woman. 362 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:56,220 Mum, she was shaving her hairy legs on my bed. 363 00:19:56,810 --> 00:20:00,090 Look, Potato, are you not happy our daughter is back home safe? 364 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:03,270 Of course I'm happy, but I didn't like the way she left so abruptly. 365 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,390 Well, I'm back now. 366 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,150 Everything's back to normal. 367 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,610 Mum, I've got some laundry for you. Dad, I'm going to need a lift tomorrow. 368 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,950 Now all I need is a decent meal. 369 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:18,790 Yes, Shadi. 370 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,790 You're right, everything is back to normal. 371 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:27,240 Shadi? Life is unfair. 372 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,540 Sugar. 373 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:32,900 The bath. 374 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,880 I can't carry the bath. 375 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,900 Carry the bath. 376 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,440 You want to carry the bath? 377 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,720 Carry the bath if you want. 378 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,120 Student loan. 379 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,630 Why'd you take us to that moon? 380 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:57,670 It's fine. 381 00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,990 I mean... Shadi? 382 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,110 Sorry, have we missed something? 383 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:06,390 No, we haven't. We're on the road. Just keep going. Your next line is yours. No, 384 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:07,910 we missed something. 385 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,210 Me? Yeah, it was you. 386 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:10,410 Oh, shit! 387 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,990 Oh, my God! You jumped it. Oh, my God! 388 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:14,729 Please, Mum. 389 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,730 Just a few pounds. 390 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,070 No, Shadi. 391 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,370 You need to know when... 392 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:29,060 That's a Will Smith song, yeah? When he was a French prince. 393 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320 French prince. 394 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,860 Then how comes Poe aren't in a relationship? 395 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:41,680 Because she's either... Did I miss any... Did I miss anything? 396 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,220 See, we should be... Lucky. 397 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,740 We should. 398 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,740 Look, fix it. Don't make my headache worse. 399 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,780 It's Mr... 400 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,090 God, what's the word? Cupid. 401 00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:57,290 No, 402 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,630 no, no, no, no. It's Mr. 403 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,710 Cupid. Cupid. 404 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:06,230 It's the students to teach me. 405 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:08,890 Me too. 406 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:13,270 I'm running the Hollywood movie marathon. 407 00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:16,590 Shadi, come back. 408 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:17,910 Sorry, I forgot. 409 00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:21,950 Freshers! 410 00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:28,190 Come on. 411 00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:29,570 Pressure time. 412 00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:30,710 Hey! 413 00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:35,170 Luby, don't get too used to this. 414 00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:37,270 Cut. Cut. 27984

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