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So, Mayo, are you finally prepared to take Toby to your office for work

experience today?

Potato, this is something that has been worrying me for a long time.

I mean, for many years now, I have actually made out to the boy that I am

than I am, a bigger boy.

I am worried he will get a shock, I mean, shock.

I know. I'm actually proud of who you are. I mean, they all look up to you at

the office, don't they?

But what would he say when he sees that the person I have mentored is now my

boss? He will lose respect for me and not listen to me anymore.

So Toby doesn't know that Karen is now the boss?

Of course not.

After all the jokes I used to crack about her to the kids, that useless

no decency, no qualifications.

What will they say if they now know that she's my boss?

Oh, Gladys, funny now, is it?

Oh, Bayo, stop.

Don't overthink things.

Well, Dad, I'm ready for work. I'm looking forward to seeing how you run

Ready? Ready for what?

Summertime at the park? Or a hop -hip concert?

My friend, this is work. Go upstairs and change into a shirt and tie.

I ain't got a smart shirt and tie.

I ain't.

Can you hear his English?

After all the money I have spent on his schooling?

Dad, I go to states. I don't blame you.

Most kids don't even have the chance to have the type of education you have. Go

upstairs and take one of mine.

It's going to be too big. Just do it.

How can I when he thinks I run things? Things run me.

That boy exposed and I must deliver.

Please don't go and do anything stupid at work.

Auntie, I don't understand.

I mean, it's the height of summer.

Where are all the nice guys?

I mean, not even one nice boba for you.

Chadi, stop complaining.

Stop complaining.

Look at that nice gentleman over there.

Very handsome.

Auntie, he's been sitting there with that one cup of tea for how long?

I mean, you need someone with deeper pockets.

Someone who's going to take you to the next level.

Shadi, we need a miracle.

That is why I keep telling you, you should come to church with me.

Man, power must change hands.

Well, right now, we need to make some money.

So why don't you top up this tea and get him to buy something?

Nice idea.

You know what, Phil? I am absolutely gutted.

Yeah. I can't even pull a hamstring these days.

I'm still waiting for the right woman to come along.

Don't like the women I meet.

I want one with a full, mature body.

She's got to be in her 40s or 50s.

Well, I'm in my 20s. That's very close.

And she must be a good cook as well.

He's talking about me. He's talking about me.

Someone like that's the day. I can marry her. Just wait.

You want to marry me?

Hi.

Would you like some tea?

Hello.

Didn't think you were on the menu.

Just me and my son.

This is my son, Toby.

Toby, these are my servants. I mean, my colleagues.

Lovely to meet you, sir.

Your father, Doth, speaketh very highly upon thee.

Really?

Absolutely. He is a leader of men.

You should be very proud of his accomplishment.

Living legend. King amongst men.

Ordinary doctor.

Yeah, B, B, B. One, two, three. A, B, C. Just a minute, just a minute. Please,

please. This is too much. Too much.

Don't you lot have work to do? Come on.

Sharp, sharp. Sharp, sharp. Go to it.

Wow, Dad. I mean, I always knew you were important, but I mean, I never expected

this.

And what did you expect, my son? You will see how I take charge in this place

and keep things running.

Well, it's safe to say that my respect for you has gone from minus one.

To a whole new level.

So, before we get started, where's the toilet?

Ah, first day, Nez, my boy. Just out of the office and to the right.

Back in a bit.

Okay.

Gotta be honest, Bayo.

Gary, how many times do I have to tell you? My name is not Bayo. It is Bayo.

Bayo. Bayo.

Bayo.

Bayo.

I was saying, it's hard work sucking up to you like that.

How did you do? Was Toby convinced?

You boys are bafflers.

I think he completely fell for it.

I must admit, I quite enjoy getting into character.

But we're done now, right? Everything's back to normal.

No, don't be stupid. We still have a lot to do.

Can't do this all day.

I'm exhausted.

Look, here is the list of things I want you guys to say and do to keep this

going.

Make you lunch. Bayo, this is a bit much.

Bayo, I don't think it's my character to clean your shoes. Just do it.

What are you going to do when Karen gets back? The real boss.

She has gone for a one -on -one session with that troublesome tenant that keeps

bothering us.

You don't mean that crazy T? Yes, my friend. And with the problems that he

she will be gone all day. I hope that crazy T gives her a good piece of his

mind. Ever since she has taken the managerial job, she has been totally

us. She is a tyrant. Honestly.

A dictator.

I'm warning you.

What are you guys doing? Don't you lot have some work to do? Come on. Sharp,

sharp, sharp, sharp.

Yes, master.

Too much, too much.

Flirting the whole morning rule number one study always make the

customer happy What did you say your name was

Jeff Okay,

I'd love to know more about you what's your favorite color Red.

Like a rose.

Like Nigerian stew.

Sounds hot and spicy.

Just like you.

Funke, do you love poetry?

I love poetry.

I have a poem I've been thinking of for some time.

Oh, say it. Say it now.

Roses are red.

Yes. Violets are blue.

Yes, they are.

Funke, my darling, I want to marry you.

Hmm?

Really? I'm nearly sure of it.

Nearly? All I need to do is to meet your family before I pop the crate.

Do you really need to meet my family?

I hate clichés, but when you marry someone, you marry their family as well.

Maybe you should come to Bina tonight.

Sounds perfect.

Maybe I'll even bring a ring.

Shadi. Auntie, where are you going?

Home.

I have to go and prepare for the most important moment in my life.

What about the calf?

Enter! Dad, that's your 15th attempt.

How can you not know your password?

Is this really your desk? Of course it is, my boy. Of course it is. It's these

IT guys.

When I keep calling them to come and fix it, they just keep saying they come,

but then they never do.

But don't they know you're the boss?

You know what?

You should have been working here ages ago.

Hello?

How are you?

Yes? IT?

You know what? You guys, you are fired.

Clear away. Clear away from the building.

Cargo.

Dad,

you're a boss.

You know you're a boss. You can do what you want. That's right.

Why have you got a picture of a random man on your desk? Oh, he's the last

I hacked him.

So what is it?

You're actually doing it?

Well, we allocate properties to people.

Oh, so like real estate, like Donald Trump? No, something like that, but for

poor people. Oh, so can I do something? Like, I can call tenants.

Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby. You don't have the training.

This job is for professionals.

It's not about, hey, bruh, bruh, that's it, that's it, bruh, them, them, them,

them. Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby. You don't have the qualification

the capability, so give me photocopy.

But that's boring.

Stop it. Zip.

Bio.

What on earth are you doing at my desk, Bio?

Karen.

What are you doing here? A crazy tenant didn't show up, thank God. I was

dreading it.

Dad, is that Karen?

Yes. The lady you trained?

Come on, Bio.

Speak up.

What is going on? Hey, don't.

speak to your boss like that.

Why don't you go and clean the toilets or something? Or whatever it is you do.

Excuse me, young man!

Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. Just leave.

Please, I need to have a one -on -one with Karen.

Go and make sure you tell her.

And if I were you, Dad?

I'd say.

going on here, but I am one step away from firing you.

It's my son.

I actually think that I am of a higher authority than I actually am. Well, who

gave him that idea?

I need him to understand that I am the boss, and you and I both know that I

should be.

It's a Nigerian thing. He won't understand.

So you expect me to play along with this silly game?

Yes, Karen, just for one day, one day, please. I will do anything for you,

anything. Yeah, I can. and see how desperate you are.

And that has given me the perfect opportunity to get you back.

But what? I know what you used to say about me.

That useless, hopeless, and distraining.

Well, who is the boss now, eh?

B .O.? I can't wait to see your boy's face

when he finds out that you are a fa...

I'm Karen.

How are you enjoying your work experience?

Right, I mean, I'd like to do more, but Dad doesn't think I'm capable, so...

Yes, well, I thought I'd clear the air about exactly what it is your father

does. I know, he's the big boss man, isn't that right, Dad?

Right, guys?

Well, Toby, the truth is that actually your father... Oh, my God, he's crazy!

Huh?

The nightmare talent.

That's it, I've had it.

I'm sick and I'm tired of not being given.

What I deserve.

All I want is a place to live.

And you fools can't even offer me that.

Shut up your mouth.

I'm tired of hearing your excuses.

Ain't nobody leaving here until I see the manager.

Right.

Let's have a word, shall we?

No, no.

No, she's lying.

I'm not the boss. She is the boss. She's lying. I'm not the boss.

What? Toby, it's a lie.

It's all been one big lie.

I'm just an ordinary pathetic supervisor.

So wait, hold on a second. Who's he charging?

I'm confused.

I'm crazy, but you're not acting crazy.

Listen, yeah?

Crazy team, right? Of course. But before you move on, get the stats right.

Ten albums, five number ones, think, okay, cool.

Man knows your tunes, innit? But how about this, bruv?

How about we calm down, yeah? Stop getting so hype and trying to call the

them. Why don't we sit down, talk about this like adults?

Finally, someone ain't talking on my level.

That's what I'm talking about. Let's have a seat, bro.

All right.

I appreciate that, you know.

Now I finally see you guys' point of view.

Thanks a lot for that, bro.

No problem, bro.

And you, man.

Make sure you get that mixtape.

Will do, fam. Heat in the Street. Real talk.

Volume one.

Yeah, bro.

Digital download only. Got that.

We're all safe, bro.

What'd you say?

I think you might be the best work experience we've ever had, yeah?

Bro, bro, give me some, yeah? I guess I'm not just a photocopier

then, Dad, huh?

You did well, son.

But... I'm just a failure.

Dad, are you crazy?

You're not a failure.

But I'm not the boss.

Dad, it doesn't matter if you're the boss, the cleaner...

Or supervisor.

I mean, I respect you.

You work hard for this family.

And you're my dad.

Oh, that's good to know, son.

So,

does that mean you're proud of me then? Because you've got to admit, I mean, I

handled that pretty smoothly.

I mean, I saved all you guys' skin, so...

That means Toby boy is in charge.

Now, now, now, Toby, Toby, don't get too big for your boots.

Let's keep everything in perspective.

Now, just do your work and tidy up this place. Shut up.

Dad, you're not the boss anymore.

Maybe not, Toby, but I am the boss of you and I always will be. Now, shut up.

How do you go, my boy?

That's my Toby.

Ah, chip off the old block.

Daddy, I can't believe my time has come.

My prayers have come true.

Auntie Funke, I can't believe it too.

You mean he wants to take your hand in marriage so soon?

Daddy, would I lie?

Auntie Funke, it's not the first time.

I can feel it. Oh yes, I can feel it.

I can feel it in my water.

What's going on?

Auntie Funke has found herself a husband.

I've heard all this nonsense before. Ah, listen, you better leave it here

because my time has come.

Finally, I can get this woman out of my house.

I'll get the door.

Gladys, you better escort him into the kitchen because he's probably blind.

it is happening for you auntie funke you're sure about this abby man

he's my soul mate bring him in i love him i just love him

Tell me a little bit about yourself.

Born and raised in Ghana, I have been looking for that perfect woman to come

along. It has been a tall order.

A tall order.

Then I came across Fumke, who I just knew was the one.

I wanted to meet the family before we got married.

Well, it may be in a short period of time, but you are welcome to have. No.

What do you mean?

I already have a husband.

And his name is Frank.

Frank?

Woman, are you crazy? Frank is not your husband.

Auntie Funke, this man wants to marry you.

Frank is my husband.

I think she's just a bit confused, Auntie Funke.

Remember what she said earlier now?

Confused? Oh, really confused.

We see Chris now.

My head is spinning.

It's spinning.

I can't take it.

Are you okay?

It's just me.

Who is this I see before me?

Tony, my long -lost husband.

My Bobo.

It's me.

It's Jeff, your love. The man you met from the cafe.

I have no memory.

I know nothing.

Every time I for a woman she goes mental

I think I have a problem. I think so, too. A small one.

Has he gone?

He is so short.

If it's any consolation, you dodged a bullet. I'm so embarrassed.

Women see me and they go mad.

I hope she gets well soon.

This has happened before.

My last love, she went crazy too.

As a matter of fact, I would like to make a donation to the Southwark Mental

Health Trust in honour of Funke. Write it to me, I will deliver to them.

One million pounds.

One million pounds?

Yes. I have been blessed financially.

I'm a gas and oil tycoon.

I have everything.

Except a good woman. Oil and gas.

Ah! Such a shame.

Funke wouldn't have wanted for anything.

I guess I'll just go home to my lonely Chelsea mansion.

Oil and gas.

Melania! Funke, Melania!

Jeff! Jeff!

Marry me!

Marry me!

Five million pounds.

Million.

Lucky come, lucky go.