All language subtitles for Meet the Adebanjos s03e02 The Work Experience

So, Mayo, are you finally prepared to
take Toby to your office for work

experience today?

Potato, this is something that has been
worrying me for a long time.

I mean, for many years now, I have
actually made out to the boy that I am

than I am, a bigger boy.

I am worried he will get a shock, I
mean, shock.

I know. I'm actually proud of who you
are. I mean, they all look up to you at

the office, don't they?

But what would he say when he sees that
the person I have mentored is now my

boss? He will lose respect for me and
not listen to me anymore.

So Toby doesn't know that Karen is now
the boss?

Of course not.

After all the jokes I used to crack
about her to the kids, that useless

no decency, no qualifications.

What will they say if they now know that
she's my boss?

Oh, Gladys, funny now, is it?

Oh, Bayo, stop.

Don't overthink things.

Well, Dad, I'm ready for work. I'm
looking forward to seeing how you run

Ready? Ready for what?

Summertime at the park? Or a hop -hip
concert?

My friend, this is work. Go upstairs and
change into a shirt and tie.

I ain't got a smart shirt and tie.

I ain't.

Can you hear his English?

After all the money I have spent on his
schooling?

Dad, I go to states. I don't blame you.

Most kids don't even have the chance to
have the type of education you have. Go

upstairs and take one of mine.

It's going to be too big. Just do it.

How can I when he thinks I run things?
Things run me.

That boy exposed and I must deliver.

Please don't go and do anything stupid
at work.

Auntie, I don't understand.

I mean, it's the height of summer.

Where are all the nice guys?

I mean, not even one nice boba for you.

Chadi, stop complaining.

Stop complaining.

Look at that nice gentleman over there.

Very handsome.

Auntie, he's been sitting there with
that one cup of tea for how long?

I mean, you need someone with deeper
pockets.

Someone who's going to take you to the
next level.

Shadi, we need a miracle.

That is why I keep telling you, you
should come to church with me.

Man, power must change hands.

Well, right now, we need to make some
money.

So why don't you top up this tea and get
him to buy something?

Nice idea.

You know what, Phil? I am absolutely
gutted.

Yeah. I can't even pull a hamstring
these days.

I'm still waiting for the right woman to
come along.

Don't like the women I meet.

I want one with a full, mature body.

She's got to be in her 40s or 50s.

Well, I'm in my 20s. That's very close.

And she must be a good cook as well.

He's talking about me. He's talking
about me.

Someone like that's the day. I can marry
her. Just wait.

You want to marry me?

Hi.

Would you like some tea?

Hello.

Didn't think you were on the menu.

Just me and my son.

This is my son, Toby.

Toby, these are my servants. I mean, my
colleagues.

Lovely to meet you, sir.

Your father, Doth, speaketh very highly
upon thee.

Really?

Absolutely. He is a leader of men.

You should be very proud of his
accomplishment.

Living legend. King amongst men.

Ordinary doctor.

Yeah, B, B, B. One, two, three. A, B, C.
Just a minute, just a minute. Please,

please. This is too much. Too much.

Don't you lot have work to do? Come on.

Sharp, sharp. Sharp, sharp. Go to it.

Wow, Dad. I mean, I always knew you were
important, but I mean, I never expected

this.

And what did you expect, my son? You
will see how I take charge in this place

and keep things running.

Well, it's safe to say that my respect
for you has gone from minus one.

To a whole new level.

So, before we get started, where's the
toilet?

Ah, first day, Nez, my boy. Just out of
the office and to the right.

Back in a bit.

Okay.

Gotta be honest, Bayo.

Gary, how many times do I have to tell
you? My name is not Bayo. It is Bayo.

Bayo. Bayo.

Bayo.

Bayo.

I was saying, it's hard work sucking up
to you like that.

How did you do? Was Toby convinced?

You boys are bafflers.

I think he completely fell for it.

I must admit, I quite enjoy getting into
character.

But we're done now, right? Everything's
back to normal.

No, don't be stupid. We still have a lot
to do.

Can't do this all day.

I'm exhausted.

Look, here is the list of things I want
you guys to say and do to keep this

going.

Make you lunch. Bayo, this is a bit
much.

Bayo, I don't think it's my character to
clean your shoes. Just do it.

What are you going to do when Karen gets
back? The real boss.

She has gone for a one -on -one session
with that troublesome tenant that keeps

bothering us.

You don't mean that crazy T? Yes, my
friend. And with the problems that he

she will be gone all day. I hope that
crazy T gives her a good piece of his

mind. Ever since she has taken the
managerial job, she has been totally

us. She is a tyrant. Honestly.

A dictator.

I'm warning you.

What are you guys doing? Don't you lot
have some work to do? Come on. Sharp,

sharp, sharp, sharp.

Yes, master.

Too much, too much.

Flirting the whole morning rule number
one study always make the

customer happy What did you say your
name was

Jeff Okay,

I'd love to know more about you what's
your favorite color Red.

Like a rose.

Like Nigerian stew.

Sounds hot and spicy.

Just like you.

Funke, do you love poetry?

I love poetry.

I have a poem I've been thinking of for
some time.

Oh, say it. Say it now.

Roses are red.

Yes. Violets are blue.

Yes, they are.

Funke, my darling, I want to marry you.

Hmm?

Really? I'm nearly sure of it.

Nearly? All I need to do is to meet your
family before I pop the crate.

Do you really need to meet my family?

I hate clichés, but when you marry
someone, you marry their family as well.

Maybe you should come to Bina tonight.

Sounds perfect.

Maybe I'll even bring a ring.

Shadi. Auntie, where are you going?

Home.

I have to go and prepare for the most
important moment in my life.

What about the calf?

Enter! Dad, that's your 15th attempt.

How can you not know your password?

Is this really your desk? Of course it
is, my boy. Of course it is. It's these

IT guys.

When I keep calling them to come and fix
it, they just keep saying they come,

but then they never do.

But don't they know you're the boss?

You know what?

You should have been working here ages
ago.

Hello?

How are you?

Yes? IT?

You know what? You guys, you are fired.

Clear away. Clear away from the
building.

Cargo.

Dad,

you're a boss.

You know you're a boss. You can do what
you want. That's right.

Why have you got a picture of a random
man on your desk? Oh, he's the last

I hacked him.

So what is it?

You're actually doing it?

Well, we allocate properties to people.

Oh, so like real estate, like Donald
Trump? No, something like that, but for

poor people. Oh, so can I do something?
Like, I can call tenants.

Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby,
Toby. You don't have the training.

This job is for professionals.

It's not about, hey, bruh, bruh, that's
it, that's it, bruh, them, them, them,

them. Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby,
Toby. You don't have the qualification

the capability, so give me photocopy.

But that's boring.

Stop it. Zip.

Bio.

What on earth are you doing at my desk,
Bio?

Karen.

What are you doing here? A crazy tenant
didn't show up, thank God. I was

dreading it.

Dad, is that Karen?

Yes. The lady you trained?

Come on, Bio.

Speak up.

What is going on? Hey, don't.

speak to your boss like that.

Why don't you go and clean the toilets
or something? Or whatever it is you do.

Excuse me, young man!

Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. Just
leave.

Please, I need to have a one -on -one
with Karen.

Go and make sure you tell her.

And if I were you, Dad?

I'd say.

going on here, but I am one step away
from firing you.

It's my son.

I actually think that I am of a higher
authority than I actually am. Well, who

gave him that idea?

I need him to understand that I am the
boss, and you and I both know that I

should be.

It's a Nigerian thing. He won't
understand.

So you expect me to play along with this
silly game?

Yes, Karen, just for one day, one day,
please. I will do anything for you,

anything. Yeah, I can. and see how
desperate you are.

And that has given me the perfect
opportunity to get you back.

But what? I know what you used to say
about me.

That useless, hopeless, and distraining.

Well, who is the boss now, eh?

B .O.? I can't wait to see your boy's
face

when he finds out that you are a fa...

I'm Karen.

How are you enjoying your work
experience?

Right, I mean, I'd like to do more, but
Dad doesn't think I'm capable, so...

Yes, well, I thought I'd clear the air
about exactly what it is your father

does. I know, he's the big boss man,
isn't that right, Dad?

Right, guys?

Well, Toby, the truth is that actually
your father... Oh, my God, he's crazy!

Huh?

The nightmare talent.

That's it, I've had it.

I'm sick and I'm tired of not being
given.

What I deserve.

All I want is a place to live.

And you fools can't even offer me that.

Shut up your mouth.

I'm tired of hearing your excuses.

Ain't nobody leaving here until I see
the manager.

Right.

Let's have a word, shall we?

No, no.

No, she's lying.

I'm not the boss. She is the boss. She's
lying. I'm not the boss.

What? Toby, it's a lie.

It's all been one big lie.

I'm just an ordinary pathetic
supervisor.

So wait, hold on a second. Who's he
charging?

I'm confused.

I'm crazy, but you're not acting crazy.

Listen, yeah?

Crazy team, right? Of course. But before
you move on, get the stats right.

Ten albums, five number ones, think,
okay, cool.

Man knows your tunes, innit? But how
about this, bruv?

How about we calm down, yeah? Stop
getting so hype and trying to call the

them. Why don't we sit down, talk about
this like adults?

Finally, someone ain't talking on my
level.

That's what I'm talking about. Let's
have a seat, bro.

All right.

I appreciate that, you know.

Now I finally see you guys' point of
view.

Thanks a lot for that, bro.

No problem, bro.

And you, man.

Make sure you get that mixtape.

Will do, fam. Heat in the Street. Real
talk.

Volume one.

Yeah, bro.

Digital download only. Got that.

We're all safe, bro.

What'd you say?

I think you might be the best work
experience we've ever had, yeah?

Bro, bro, give me some, yeah? I guess
I'm not just a photocopier

then, Dad, huh?

You did well, son.

But... I'm just a failure.

Dad, are you crazy?

You're not a failure.

But I'm not the boss.

Dad, it doesn't matter if you're the
boss, the cleaner...

Or supervisor.

I mean, I respect you.

You work hard for this family.

And you're my dad.

Oh, that's good to know, son.

So,

does that mean you're proud of me then?
Because you've got to admit, I mean, I

handled that pretty smoothly.

I mean, I saved all you guys' skin,
so...

That means Toby boy is in charge.

Now, now, now, Toby, Toby, don't get too
big for your boots.

Let's keep everything in perspective.

Now, just do your work and tidy up this
place. Shut up.

Dad, you're not the boss anymore.

Maybe not, Toby, but I am the boss of
you and I always will be. Now, shut up.

How do you go, my boy?

That's my Toby.

Ah, chip off the old block.

Daddy, I can't believe my time has come.

My prayers have come true.

Auntie Funke, I can't believe it too.

You mean he wants to take your hand in
marriage so soon?

Daddy, would I lie?

Auntie Funke, it's not the first time.

I can feel it. Oh yes, I can feel it.

I can feel it in my water.

What's going on?

Auntie Funke has found herself a
husband.

I've heard all this nonsense before. Ah,
listen, you better leave it here

because my time has come.

Finally, I can get this woman out of my
house.

I'll get the door.

Gladys, you better escort him into the
kitchen because he's probably blind.

it is happening for you auntie funke
you're sure about this abby man

he's my soul mate bring him in i love
him i just love him

Tell me a little bit about yourself.

Born and raised in Ghana, I have been
looking for that perfect woman to come

along. It has been a tall order.

A tall order.

Then I came across Fumke, who I just
knew was the one.

I wanted to meet the family before we
got married.

Well, it may be in a short period of
time, but you are welcome to have. No.

What do you mean?

I already have a husband.

And his name is Frank.

Frank?

Woman, are you crazy? Frank is not your
husband.

Auntie Funke, this man wants to marry
you.

Frank is my husband.

I think she's just a bit confused,
Auntie Funke.

Remember what she said earlier now?

Confused? Oh, really confused.

We see Chris now.

My head is spinning.

It's spinning.

I can't take it.

Are you okay?

It's just me.

Who is this I see before me?

Tony, my long -lost husband.

My Bobo.

It's me.

It's Jeff, your love. The man you met
from the cafe.

I have no memory.

I know nothing.

Every time I for a woman she goes mental

I think I have a problem. I think so,
too. A small one.

Has he gone?

He is so short.

If it's any consolation, you dodged a
bullet. I'm so embarrassed.

Women see me and they go mad.

I hope she gets well soon.

This has happened before.

My last love, she went crazy too.

As a matter of fact, I would like to
make a donation to the Southwark Mental

Health Trust in honour of Funke. Write
it to me, I will deliver to them.

One million pounds.

One million pounds?

Yes. I have been blessed financially.

I'm a gas and oil tycoon.

I have everything.

Except a good woman. Oil and gas.

Ah! Such a shame.

Funke wouldn't have wanted for anything.

I guess I'll just go home to my lonely
Chelsea mansion.

Oil and gas.

Melania! Funke, Melania!

Jeff! Jeff!

Marry me!

Marry me!

Five million pounds.

Million.

Lucky come, lucky go.