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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:07,110 hello sweet family your father christmas is here 2 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:12,830 we're just talking about you and the special turkey yes so today i searched 3 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:18,170 and i searched low for this turkey and i finally found the perfect christmas 4 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:19,170 turkey 5 00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:35,050 What is this? A piggy head? 6 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,240 and get a piggy head for Christmas. 7 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,180 I did not get a pig head. 8 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:23,120 That Mr. Fixit, he lied to me and sold me this 419 turkey. 9 00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:26,220 So you went to Mr. 10 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:31,140 Fixit for a Christmas turkey. When I told you to go to the special turkey 11 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:35,860 in Peckham. But Gladys, those butchers were selling them for ten times as much. 12 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,440 You know my money situation. 13 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:40,020 How can I spend so much? Dad, this is a joke. 14 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,460 I mean, no turkey for Christmas. 15 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,200 Mom, can we just go talk with this? I'm sure you... I'm sure he will have a 16 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,420 turkey. No, we're not going to the Douglas Inn. Your father will fix this. 17 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:54,260 Look, Glammy, you know I am being progen. 18 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:58,060 All over the place, people are spending and spending on Christmas. And when 19 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:00,260 Christmas is over, they don't have a penny to their name. 20 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:08,020 Bayo, if you want a wife to your name, I suggest you go out and get 21 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:09,020 us a turkey. 22 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,290 Funke, don't you just love Christmas? 23 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:21,570 No! 24 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:27,290 Busola, I cannot send you money this Christmas for a new laptop. 25 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:29,170 Money is a typewriter. 26 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:38,950 Tony, look, everybody wants you to send them money for this Christmas. 27 00:02:39,510 --> 00:02:41,710 Ah, Funke, where's your Christmas spirit? 28 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:45,280 At the bottom left bit of my bank account. 29 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,380 I need a sponsor, you know, this Christmas. Otherwise, there'll be no 30 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:50,380 festivities. 31 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:54,700 Funcake, don't let money worries dampen your mood. You've got to learn to enjoy 32 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:55,860 life. Live a little. 33 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,820 Enjoyment costs money, my friend. 34 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,940 With the chicken chain salary that you're giving me, how am I supposed to 35 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:03,940 myself? 36 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:07,400 I'm in a festive mood. I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. 37 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,300 Are you going to help me with these decorations? 38 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:12,610 Can't you see that I'm walking? 39 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:52,510 Five hours. 40 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:56,890 And I did not even meet any of those fine doctors. 41 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:59,190 And I'm okay, thanks for asking, Funke. 42 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:03,130 And you know what that doctor said? I'm going to be stuck in this wheelchair for 43 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:03,969 four weeks. 44 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:04,970 Four weeks? 45 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:05,990 And you know what that means? 46 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:08,610 What? You'll have to run the cafe. 47 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:10,530 That means you'll give me extra money? 48 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:13,830 Funke, can't you see I'm crippled? 49 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:20,130 And my own pocket, my wallet, my bank account is crippled as well. Pay up. 50 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,160 I need your help. 51 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:35,980 Poof. 52 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,960 Poof. What is poof? 53 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,180 Shadi. Hobie, leave me alone. I'm busy. 54 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,700 Shadi, it's really important. 55 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,820 Okay, what is it? 56 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:49,540 Okay. 57 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:51,180 Well, I really like this girl. 58 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,040 And I want her to like me back. 59 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,000 And you're asking your older and bigger sister for advice. 60 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:09,140 This is why I didn't come to you. Because you always have to act so girly 61 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,140 it. 62 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:13,740 So you know it. So you get it. So you get it. 63 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,920 Okay, okay, okay. 64 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,280 Let's be serious. 65 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,920 Talk to the love doctor. 66 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:22,820 Tell me, tell me, tell me. 67 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,440 No, no, no. 68 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,880 Okay. 69 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,580 So you want to know how to make a girl like you. 70 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,630 Well, yeah. 71 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:34,470 Think, Toby. 72 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:36,690 Think. What's your girl's like? 73 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:39,550 Chicken? 74 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,050 Really? 75 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:43,130 An apple? 76 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:44,690 Seriously? 77 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:46,730 Arsenal? 78 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,970 Are you really that stupid? 79 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:52,370 Well, I don't know. Girls are weird. That's why I'm asking you. 80 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:55,750 Diamond, Toby. 81 00:05:56,730 --> 00:05:58,230 Diamond. Diamond? 82 00:05:58,610 --> 00:05:59,650 Are you mad? 83 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,460 I can't afford that. 84 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,820 Well, I know you're broke, but you've got to come up with the goods. Whoa, 85 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:05,820 I'm not broke. 86 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:08,860 Maybe I can get it from Primark. 87 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,500 Better even. 88 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,060 Poundland. 89 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,300 Diamonds from Poundland. 90 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:18,060 Yeah. Toby, you're really balling. 91 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,780 Yo, Kevin's seeing a place to be. 92 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,880 What's up, family? 93 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,480 What's up, Kev? Oh, you're Sade. 94 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,120 Can I take a photo with you, please? 95 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:32,280 Why? so that I can really show Santa what I want for Christmas. I 96 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:37,160 thought, nah. 97 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,820 Hey y 'all busting, where you going? 98 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,340 Anywhere you're not. 99 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,940 Anyway, Toby, I'm going to go get some decorations and make this place sparkle, 100 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,140 like me. 101 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,300 Hey y 'all, don't forget the mistletoe, yeah? 102 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,740 Don't forget to ask Santa for a brain. 103 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:54,980 Damn. 104 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,640 This is so hot. 105 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:04,320 Oh, you've got some deadlines, man. 106 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,560 What? 107 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:09,540 Oi, how's the mission going to get, you know, to win over Jessica? 108 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:14,920 Not well, mate. I mean, I'm trying to think of a gift to impress her. 109 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,280 Well, as quoted out in my favourite film, Aladdin. 110 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:20,580 Die hard. 111 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:22,680 Just be yourself. 112 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,220 You alright? 113 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,380 Be myself. 114 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,880 Why me? 115 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:47,420 Why me? 116 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,360 And 117 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:58,000 I 118 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,180 prayed. I fasted seriously for husbands. 119 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,500 Nothing. 120 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,660 I fasted for even a big mansion. 121 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,220 Nothing. 122 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:13,100 I'm still stuck living with the other banjos. 123 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,820 It could be a lot worse. 124 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:18,060 Loads of people don't have anyone to live with. 125 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,720 Like who? 126 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,500 We all have someone. 127 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,620 Well, I don't have anyone at Christmas. 128 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,420 My husband passed two years ago. 129 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,280 Oh, so sorry. 130 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:35,620 Ah, sorry. But were you blessed with any kids that could take care of you and 131 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:36,620 keep you company? 132 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,600 Those ungrateful brats. 133 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:44,049 You slave away during the best years of your life to raise them, and when 134 00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:46,250 they're adults, they treat you like a spare tyre. 135 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,670 I don't believe it. 136 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:03,270 Those boys make excuse after excuse not to come and see me. 137 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:07,750 Oh. And now they're in the US, what, they call me once in a blue moon. 138 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,840 This country, Shah, back home, this can never happen. 139 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:19,040 Christmas is a big family event. 140 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:20,420 Big. 141 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,240 Not for me. I actually now dread Christmas. 142 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,220 I hate it. 143 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,120 I hate it. 144 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,320 Don't cry. 145 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,040 Look, don't worry. 146 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:38,060 Funke will make you some of her finest foods to cheer you up. 147 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,320 Don't cry. 148 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,700 So, Bayo, it's Christmas Eve. 149 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:57,780 Please, don't forget to get the reduced turkey from the shop. 150 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,820 Oh, Gladdy, don't worry. 151 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,500 This time, I am all set. I will not let you down. 152 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:09,140 As soon as I finish my food, I'm going to go over and pick it up. 153 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:10,339 Sharp, sharp. 154 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:11,340 Well, you better. 155 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:16,380 Because I've invited Sister Tola's family, Pastor Michael, and Douglas' 156 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:20,160 And you know we cannot serve them anything but the best. 157 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,380 Oh, God, not Douglas and his family. 158 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,120 Don't worry, Gladys, I won't let you down. 159 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:31,280 And this year, after the banquet, and the kids are in bed. 160 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:35,310 We can go upstairs, have some Christmas pudding. 161 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:41,150 We want to have some Christmas celebration. 162 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:45,490 I better go. 163 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:50,870 I'll see you later. No, Potato. I will be seeing you later. Really? 164 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:53,550 For some Christmas celebration. 165 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:06,710 Selling me a pig's head. 166 00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:09,310 Rubbish. Rubbish. 167 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:20,270 Dad. 168 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:22,670 Dad, wake up. 169 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,370 You sold me a pig's head. 170 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,490 Daddy. Yeah. 171 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:28,850 I must have been dreaming. 172 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:30,510 I thought you were Mr. Fix -It. 173 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:34,770 What a time. Oh, my God. I have to go. 174 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:36,420 I have to go and get the turkey. 175 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,680 Shadi, why did you wake me up? I did. 176 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,060 Dad, you forgot your shoes. 177 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:48,160 Dad, what about a coat? It's breathing. Shadi, I don't have time for a coat. 178 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:57,280 Oh my God, it's freezing. I need my coat. 179 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:10,320 you so much for your amazing food and the lovely stories of your husband 180 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,320 hunting. 181 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,640 I haven't laughed like that in ages. 182 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,500 And your food, fabulous. 183 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,160 Oh, say nothing. 184 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:26,060 I should thank you for the great company and the fantastic stories of yesterday. 185 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,300 Well, don't you worry. 186 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,320 I'm sure Santa will bring something special for you this Christmas. 187 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,860 I pray for Santa. 188 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,480 Please. 189 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,580 husband. Hello, my princess Funky. 190 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,800 How is my favorite little African lady? 191 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,540 You see my life? 192 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:54,440 Santa, is this what you have for me? This useless, bubba, this poverty 193 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,820 -stricken, nagamuffin, fix it. 194 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,180 Hey, hold up, Funky. 195 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:04,300 Funky, if you were to give me a chance, I could make your dreams a reality. 196 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,920 If you could, you wouldn't be standing here. 197 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,900 Let me take my leave and leave you two lovebirds together. 198 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,100 Good idea. 199 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,360 No! 200 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,080 You can't leave me with him. 201 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,860 Look, there is a taxi office just across the street. 202 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,239 Fix it. 203 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Yes, my darling. 204 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,280 Just look after the cafe for me for two minutes. 205 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,960 Can you do that? 206 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,780 Anything for you, my darling. 207 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,250 Take as long as you want. I've got a meeting. 208 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:39,190 Don't take too long. You know why? Because these lips of mine are waiting 209 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,190 you. 210 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,850 I saw that girl looking at you. 211 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:56,330 No, you wasn't. Yeah, man, I saw the connection and everything. 212 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,650 Mate, I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you should just forget 213 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:00,970 Jessica. No. 214 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,370 Why are you so interested in Jessica? 215 00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:09,710 Oh, bruv. It's a shame about your turkey, innit? Oh, yeah. You mean pig's 216 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:11,850 I'd better get a turkey. 217 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:13,990 I hope he gets one in time. 218 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:18,710 Hello, 219 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,370 gentlemen. What are you doing here? 220 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,070 Artie's asked me to look art on a calf, so I'm doing that, innit? 221 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,250 Okay. 222 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,250 This place is getting weirder and weirder, innit? 223 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,290 Anyway, Kevin, did you send her the text? 224 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:35,930 Oh, yeah, man. She'll be here any minute. 225 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,310 Um, bro. 226 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:39,930 I got your mistletoe. 227 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,690 Okay. But I'm just going to keep it. 228 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:47,430 Okay. I'm going to stick to the plan, be true to myself, and hopefully she'll 229 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,430 like it. Bro, you'll be fine. 230 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:50,810 I've got your back. 231 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:51,789 Thanks, bro. 232 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:52,790 I know, man. 233 00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:53,970 Boom! 234 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,310 Kevin, 235 00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:01,270 what was so urgent that I've got to come down here on Christmas Eve? 236 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:02,690 Or Jessica. Shh. 237 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,230 I've got this. 238 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:06,550 Jessica. 239 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:13,710 I've got something really special for you. It's, um... Here you are, mate. 240 00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:14,850 Kevin, you trigger. 241 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:16,710 What, man? It's like you say. 242 00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:18,090 All fair, love and war. 243 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:19,990 Dolce. Ding! 244 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:25,110 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 245 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:29,150 Um, thank you, Kevin, but I can't accept that. 246 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,470 What do you mean? 247 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,630 Yeah, you can. 248 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,680 Look, it's got diamonds. 249 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,280 I mean, at least it deserves a kiss. 250 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,780 I'm not the kind of girl that can be bought like that. 251 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,320 Toby? 252 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,680 Merry Christmas, guys. 253 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,400 Jess. Wait, Jessica. 254 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,860 Look, 255 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:53,020 I've liked you since the first day of school, and I've wanted to say this for 256 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,320 ages. It's all here. 257 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,640 Who, Jessica? 258 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,880 I wanted to tell you this Christmas how I think you are the most beautiful girl 259 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,880 I have ever seen. 260 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,200 And that you are truly beautiful. 261 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:13,620 I couldn't buy you a gift because I'm broke, but I promise that one day I will 262 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,620 buy you the world. 263 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,360 I think this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 264 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,180 Really? 265 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,720 Anything for you, Jessica. 266 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,460 Before you go. 267 00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:32,719 Nice try, Captain. 268 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,080 Merry Christmas. 269 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,600 What? 270 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,360 Come on! 271 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,680 I could use diamonds. 272 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:51,520 Here, Mickey, those chicken eggs, 273 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,380 I've got the perfect place where we can knock them off. 274 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,940 Oh, yeah, yeah, don't forget, put a 50 pound on a 450 in the red car. Fix it, 275 00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:57,980 fix it. I've got to go. 276 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,240 What are you doing here? 277 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,260 Artie? Put me in charge. 278 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:07,880 I want a word with you. That turkey that you sold me is a 419 turkey. 279 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:12,560 But that turkey was bought, I've seen. But I didn't see it. But you bought it. 280 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:16,040 Do not realize the mess that you have put me in. Here we go. 281 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:20,740 I was meant to go to the warehouse to get the reduced turkeys, but I was too 282 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,000 late. All of them gone. 283 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,660 So I came here to persuade Tony to give me something. 284 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,339 Anything. Oh, what am I going to do? 285 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:28,820 Gladys is going to kill me. 286 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,340 Why are you coming? 287 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,290 Listen, my son. 288 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:38,230 Fix it by name, fix it by nature. I'll be able to fix it. 289 00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:41,890 But the last time you fixed it, I ended up with a pig's head. 290 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:48,150 One large turkey. 291 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:53,270 But is it an actual turkey from Turkey? 292 00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:55,030 That's true, it's the real thing. 293 00:17:56,010 --> 00:18:00,670 Ah, well, that is amazing. Exactly what I need. 294 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,400 Hold up, my son. 295 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,600 This is going to cost you. 296 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,879 Cost me? 297 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,860 Fix it? How can it cost me after that yamma yamma pig head that you gave me? 298 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,500 All right, by a fair point, you got me. All right, my son. 299 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,640 You don't have to wear a jacket, boy. All right, what is that? 300 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,620 Ah, Mr. 301 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:25,180 Figthead. 302 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,020 Just the man I wanted to see. 303 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,340 Gregor! Do you have that turkey that I ordered, sir? Hello, Bayo. How are you? 304 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,260 Ooh, Bayo, I knew there was something I had to tell you. 305 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,840 I'm afraid to say this turkey belongs to Greg. 306 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,159 Belongs to Greg. 307 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,280 What, you gave it to me? 308 00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:43,310 Come on, bio, you've heard the man. I claim it. I claim it. As they say in 309 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,030 possession is nine -tenths of the law. 310 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:48,910 Bio, that turkey is mine. I paid for it. It belongs to me. So have I. 311 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,050 Ah, but technically not, Martin. 312 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,290 Give me the turkey. Hold up, will ya? Give me, give me. 313 00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,170 It's going to be hot, isn't it? Give me. 314 00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:02,670 Yay! Oh, look at what you have done to my turkey. 315 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,020 Daddy, where are you? 316 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Dad? 317 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,900 Oh, princess. 318 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,560 Daddy, 319 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:31,900 you almost killed me. 320 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,120 Oh, and from the look of things, I killed the tree. 321 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,900 Anyway, where's your mother? 322 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,280 She came back earlier. 323 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,640 With the stuff from tomorrow. 324 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,160 Did you get the turkey? 325 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,880 Well, yes, I did. 326 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,620 Somewhat. Be a good girl and fix the tree. 327 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Finally, you're back. 328 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,840 Yes, darling. 329 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,740 Did you get the turkey? Yes, here it is. 330 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:59,080 But there was a little altercation. 331 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,140 Oh, I'm so excited. 332 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,540 Where is the rest of it? 333 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,920 That's what I was trying to explain. 334 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,400 Gladie, can we not just manage? 335 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,219 Manage what? 336 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,280 Toby will eat all of this in one go. Well, he's a very greedy boy. 337 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,200 How am I supposed to make a banquet with one turkey leg? 338 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,240 Look, Gladie, do you know what I went through for this leg? I was assaulted, 339 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,140 slapped, punched, karate, double kicked. This map is ruined. 340 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,900 Yeah, Dad, ruined. 341 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,460 Look, can't we just be grateful for what we have? 342 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:41,370 I have a calamity for a husband. I'm not grateful. 343 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:46,770 And by the way, forget your Christmas celebration. 344 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:49,530 Gladio! 345 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:54,850 Dad, you almost killed me and now you killed Kretna. 346 00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,750 Princess! Princess! 347 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:12,290 It's the man that killed Christmas. 348 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:16,030 And my succulent Christmas turkey. 349 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:18,150 How could you, Dad? 350 00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:20,950 How could you ruin my Christmas feast? 351 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:25,670 I mean, Christmas is once a year. And the Christmas feast is the best bit. 352 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,910 I've been saving room for this for months, Dad. 353 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:32,170 And now we're going to be having piggy head sandwiches. 354 00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,950 Daddy, stop it. It's disgusting. 355 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,830 Will you two just shut up? 356 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,180 My sweet potato. 357 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:44,800 Ryan, leave me alone. 358 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,820 But like, what else could I have done? 359 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:50,260 Merry Christmas, my family. 360 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,360 Why are you so happy? 361 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,340 Shadi, are you the Christmas policeman now? 362 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,520 Stop interrogating me. 363 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:04,080 Well, auntie, you'll be happy to know there won't be a Christmas turkey this 364 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,240 year. What? 365 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,100 Ah, no. 366 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,780 Look, and I invited a friend to dinner. 367 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,440 My husband got us one turkey leg. 368 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,580 We're going to need the real Santa to get a real turkey. 369 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:25,580 Well, maybe Sister Santa can help. 370 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,600 Yes, yes, yes. 371 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880 Oh, my. 372 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,180 Two fat turkeys. How many? 373 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,640 My God, it's a Christmas miracle. 374 00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,290 us in a serious way. 375 00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,250 Please wonder super far. 376 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,650 How did you get two turkeys? 377 00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:53,350 Oh, well, I met an old lady, very lonely, and she gave me the turkeys for 378 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:56,630 Why did she give you the turkeys? 379 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:58,530 Well, to say thank you. 380 00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:01,990 She gave me these turkeys that her son used to give her for Christmas. 381 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:05,690 So, I invited her for Christmas dinner. 382 00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:08,470 God is good. 383 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:09,810 Thank you, Lord. 384 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:11,090 You see? 385 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,020 Christmas is back on track again for this family. 386 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,320 I told you it would be okay. 387 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,320 Not so fast, mister. 388 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:21,020 Not so fast. You think you can go scot -free? 389 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,800 Just bring, 390 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,520 pay off. Look at this woman. How can you charge family? 391 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,100 What about all the unpaid rent that you owe me? 392 00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:36,360 So now we are family? 27185

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