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Hi, Chico.

Yeah, I heard the party at your place has been cancelled.

Well, I've got an amazing idea.

Mm -hmm.

We should have the party at my place.

No, silly.

My parents are away this weekend.

Mm -hmm.

It'll be amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. I'll see you then.

Bye.

Don't worry, I'm cool.

I'm cool.

I just can't believe this is actually happening. A party at yours?

I know, right? I mean, for years, people have thought I was so uncool. But once

we have this party at my place, I'm going to be the it girl.

I'm going to be the it girl. I'm going to be the it girl. No, no. We forgot the

most important thing.

I'm going to impress Chico.

No.

That's my job.

I mean, why do you think I'm having the party here?

Once he sees me in my little party outfit, he's going to be all mine.

Whatever, Sade.

But thank God your parents are away this weekend.

I know. It's going to be off the hook.

Let's pick out something to wet.

One of those white Nigerian materials, yeah?

Not funny, Liz.

Potato, why are you just disturbing me?

Abayo, you have to come. You can't retreat at the last minute.

Potato, I cannot go to this church retreat because I have bills to pay.

That is why we need to go so we can fast and pray and get answers. God has

already answered my prayer by giving me overtime at work.

I'm sorry, Gladys. I have to retreat from this retreat.

Abayo, you promised me. Yes, I know. But I also know you, Potato.

When you come back from this thing, you will just be insulting me.

How are you going to pay for this? How are you going to pay for that?

Look, why don't you go away from here and leave me at work to earn some money?

But Bayo, will you be able to cope looking after the kids?

Of course now. Are they not teenagers?

But we're not going to leave them by themselves anyway.

Anyway, Bayo, you do whatever you want to do.

But Potato, don't be angry. I've met all these jabajantis.

It is just angry that I'm not going away on this church weekend anymore.

What?

What do you mean?

What I mean is, Shadi, I will be staying at home and hanging out with you guys.

Double five.

Oh, my God, Sade, what are we going to do? The party was supposed to be

night. I know.

I mean, we have to think of something.

How could Dad do this to me, man? They were supposed to go away so that we

get our party off.

I knew this was too good to be true. You're going to have to cancel it.

Er, no.

I should go from being a hero to zero in a matter of minutes.

Chico's not going to like me if that happens.

We have to think of something.

Think, Lizzie, think.

Okay, okay, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Okay, okay, nothing.

Okay, look, we need somewhere that's decent in size, that there's no one

in the night time, and that we can make as much noise as we want.

The library.

Really Lizzie? The park.

Will freeze.

The cafe!

Sade, you're forgetting something.

What? How do we get the keys?

Ah, shit.

What's going on?

What are you doing with the keys to the cafe?

Nothing. Toby.

Really?

I suspect you're planning on having the party in the cafe.

Shut up, Toby. You're right, Dad.

I think you're right, Toby.

I wonder what Dad will think about this. Shut up.

You can't wake him.

I think that's the plan.

Unless... You invite us to the party.

No.

Let's see what Dad has to say.

Okay, okay.

You can come to my party. They can.

This is wicked.

But only if you're our security guard.

Security?

Sounds like we're in charge, bruv.

No.

He said he can't wait to come tonight.

And he thinks it might actually be the best party all year.

Who's DJing?

Yeah, we have a problem with that.

You don't have a DJ?

Look, I've tried, okay?

I tried to get the best DJ in London.

Too cold.

But he was fully booked.

Sade, we have to sort this out. This is so embarrassing.

Let me get my phone and get some DJ's numbers.

And book them! Book them!

Hello, my bestest cousin, Shade.

Tell me, what are you doing here?

I am here with my container to collect some of your mummy's delicious,

delightful, egusi, stew and gizzard.

And I'm going to wash it down with some mouth.

Well, mum's not here. She's gone away with auntie for the weekend.

Eh?

Oh, my God.

How am I going to survive without...

Yo, I see Claudio's cooking.

Oh,

this ship has done my spine.

Hello, Lizzie.

Oh my God, not you.

Lizzie, if love was a crime... Close the tea.

Sade, DJs are expensive.

DJ,

did somebody say DJ?

Well done.

And you didn't ask me.

Don't you know that I'm the world?

Best tech DJ.

You're right for me.

I'm being serious.

Back in Lagos, I DJed for the likes of The Bunch, Wizkid, Davido.

Where do you think they got the inspiration to create their hits?

Really? Of course.

Well, then you can DJ for us tonight at the cafe.

We're desperate.

I'm not really sure because I'm pretty busy.

You know, I've got a tight schedule.

Please tell me we need you.

Okay, Lizzie.

What about Monica?

Monica is not here.

How are we going to get out of here, man?

Charlie, I told you.

You put that favourite film on, wait for him to drop off...

And then we're out of here.

Oh my god, I've got it!

Okay, we put Dad's favourite film on. You know the one that always makes him

fall asleep, right?

We wait for him to drop off and then we're out of here.

I just said that.

No, you didn't.

But do you think it'll work?

It has to work.

But what if Dad catches us?

Well then, at least we've had our fun before we get our beats.

That's true.

Daddy!

We thought that since mum and auntie are away for the weekend, that we could

watch a film as a family.

Shadi, I have had a very long hard day at work. I don't have time to

be sitting around watching films.

But dad, it's die another day.

Die another day.

Sade, what a fantastic idea.

Oh, this is nice.

Sitting here watching my favorite film with my children.

Toby, turn it on. Put that on.

Did I tell you how Halle Berry always brings something unique

to her performance? Every time.

Yes, Dad. He told us.

Plenty of time.

Turn it up.

Hmm. Halli halli. Berry berry.

That

did

not take long.

Not ta -

We need to get ready.

Yeah, I need to put my party clothes on.

That won't take forever.

Shut up, Toby. It takes time to look this fine.

You're taking too long, man. Hurry up.

I like this.

I've got to get my swag on.

You're just a security guard.

Remember that!

You're taking too long, man. I'll meet you outside.

Toby, where are you going?

To get the bin.

Where are the bins?

I knew I forgot something.

Where is Shadi?

In her room, I think.

All right.

Well, you know, come here, my boy.

Watch the rest of the film with me.

Rewind to that Halle Berry moment.

Five minutes?

This party's whack.

Talk about take your time, Sade.

It wasn't my fault.

I had to wait half an hour for that Toby boy. So where is Toby then?

My dad caught him. He's not coming.

Sade, there's still no sign of Femi. And people are arriving.

Cousin Femi is here.

Your psychedelic DJ.

Psychedelic? Yes.

Hippie, trippy, beatbox indie.

Hippie.

Femi, you're late.

Oh, Sade, I'm sorry.

But, where is everybody?

What type of work party is this?

Femi, just hurry up and play something.

Yeah, where's your equipment?

Vincent!

Vincent? Vincent?

Awkward.

Vincent, hit it!

Femi, you're not seriously coming to play tunes on that drum, are you? Where

your decks?

Decks? Which one is decks? Play decks.

This one is original.

Go, go. drum busy hit it man you're not getting

any work it just been

hold on to me baby hold on

Listening to the beautiful voice of Harley.

I've got to think of something.

Dad, let me give you a massage.

Massage makes me tired.

I'll just fall asleep.

Miss my fill. No, Dad, don't worry.

I'll do it softly.

Sonny, guess what? It's BJ2!

Shadi, what's going on here?

Am I not meant to be your DJ?

No, you can be on security.

Kevin and Toby flop me.

Okay, well, I guess I'll just have to tell your mother about your secret party

that you're showing.

Well, if you did that, then I wouldn't introduce you to my friend, Yemi.

Yemi, that's with sugary potatoes.

Okay, I'm sorry, Sadie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I guess we can get this party started!

Yeah!

Still no sign of Chico, though.

Don't worry, he'll come.

Who's going to miss the party?

Yeah!

Some more people are coming.

it's used in a place like this.

But Tony, you don't understand.

Where else were we supposed to have it?

Yeah. What will your parents say when I tell them, eh? Tony, you can't do that.

And why can't I? Tony, we'll do anything.

We'll clean the floors, the dishes, anything. Just don't tell them and let's

have this little gathering.

Please!

Little gathering?

Yeah, looks it.

You wouldn't want us out on the streets, would you, where it's dangerous?

I see what you mean.

And you're right, you know, your parents are really strict.

But what will they say if I told them that I didn't have a party here? How are

they going to know, Tony?

Hmm.

I don't want to be a party pooper.

Okay, you're going to stay till midnight, but not a minute later, and no

alcohol. You got it?

Right. Thanks, Tony.

We owe you one.

And I'll be back later to lock up.

Your show day.

Never going to happen.

I can't believe Chico didn't turn up.

9 o 'clock, 2 o 'clock, 3 o 'clock. 5 o 'clock, 6 o 'clock, midnight.

Chico.

Evening, ladies.

Nice party going on here.

Awesome DJ.

So, can I have a dance?

I need to search you before you get in here.

You want to search me? You cannot search me.

Why not?

Because I am your father.

Dad, we did it.

You, you, my daughter.

Don't kill the vibe, man.

My daughter.

Dad.

Dad.

What do you think you are doing?

You are practically fornicating in the cafe.

Dad, I'm sorry. We were just... And then we... What?

What? What?

Calm down.

It's a party.

Me pops.

Who is your pops?

I'm standing up for my girl.

You are standing up for your girl.

Okay. Me, I will stand up for my daughter.

that nobody, nobody can go near my daughter until I declare that she is

marry. Shut up.

Party over.

Everybody, go out.

When your friends are calling the house for party, party, party, you think I

won't find out? Everybody go home.

You're embarrassing me.

Shadi, I will embarrass you even further.

Does everybody know what time it is?