All language subtitles for Meet the Adebanjos s02e23 Bayos Union

Hi, Chico.

Yeah, I heard the party at your place
has been cancelled.

Well, I've got an amazing idea.

Mm -hmm.

We should have the party at my place.

No, silly.

My parents are away this weekend.

Mm -hmm.

It'll be amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. I'll see you then.

Bye.

Don't worry, I'm cool.

I'm cool.

I just can't believe this is actually
happening. A party at yours?

I know, right? I mean, for years, people
have thought I was so uncool. But once

we have this party at my place, I'm
going to be the it girl.

I'm going to be the it girl. I'm going
to be the it girl. No, no. We forgot the

most important thing.

I'm going to impress Chico.

No.

That's my job.

I mean, why do you think I'm having the
party here?

Once he sees me in my little party
outfit, he's going to be all mine.

Whatever, Sade.

But thank God your parents are away this
weekend.

I know. It's going to be off the hook.

Let's pick out something to wet.

One of those white Nigerian materials,
yeah?

Not funny, Liz.

Potato, why are you just disturbing me?

Abayo, you have to come. You can't
retreat at the last minute.

Potato, I cannot go to this church
retreat because I have bills to pay.

That is why we need to go so we can fast
and pray and get answers. God has

already answered my prayer by giving me
overtime at work.

I'm sorry, Gladys. I have to retreat
from this retreat.

Abayo, you promised me. Yes, I know. But
I also know you, Potato.

When you come back from this thing, you
will just be insulting me.

How are you going to pay for this? How
are you going to pay for that?

Look, why don't you go away from here
and leave me at work to earn some money?

But Bayo, will you be able to cope
looking after the kids?

Of course now. Are they not teenagers?

But we're not going to leave them by
themselves anyway.

Anyway, Bayo, you do whatever you want
to do.

But Potato, don't be angry. I've met all
these jabajantis.

It is just angry that I'm not going away
on this church weekend anymore.

What?

What do you mean?

What I mean is, Shadi, I will be staying
at home and hanging out with you guys.

Double five.

Oh, my God, Sade, what are we going to
do? The party was supposed to be

night. I know.

I mean, we have to think of something.

How could Dad do this to me, man? They
were supposed to go away so that we

get our party off.

I knew this was too good to be true.
You're going to have to cancel it.

Er, no.

I should go from being a hero to zero in
a matter of minutes.

Chico's not going to like me if that
happens.

We have to think of something.

Think, Lizzie, think.

Okay, okay, I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
I'm thinking. Okay, okay, nothing.

Okay, look, we need somewhere that's
decent in size, that there's no one

in the night time, and that we can make
as much noise as we want.

The library.

Really Lizzie? The park.

Will freeze.

The cafe!

Sade, you're forgetting something.

What? How do we get the keys?

Ah, shit.

What's going on?

What are you doing with the keys to the
cafe?

Nothing. Toby.

Really?

I suspect you're planning on having the
party in the cafe.

Shut up, Toby. You're right, Dad.

I think you're right, Toby.

I wonder what Dad will think about this.
Shut up.

You can't wake him.

I think that's the plan.

Unless... You invite us to the party.

No.

Let's see what Dad has to say.

Okay, okay.

You can come to my party. They can.

This is wicked.

But only if you're our security guard.

Security?

Sounds like we're in charge, bruv.

No.

He said he can't wait to come tonight.

And he thinks it might actually be the
best party all year.

Who's DJing?

Yeah, we have a problem with that.

You don't have a DJ?

Look, I've tried, okay?

I tried to get the best DJ in London.

Too cold.

But he was fully booked.

Sade, we have to sort this out. This is
so embarrassing.

Let me get my phone and get some DJ's
numbers.

And book them! Book them!

Hello, my bestest cousin, Shade.

Tell me, what are you doing here?

I am here with my container to collect
some of your mummy's delicious,

delightful, egusi, stew and gizzard.

And I'm going to wash it down with some
mouth.

Well, mum's not here. She's gone away
with auntie for the weekend.

Eh?

Oh, my God.

How am I going to survive without...

Yo, I see Claudio's cooking.

Oh,

this ship has done my spine.

Hello, Lizzie.

Oh my God, not you.

Lizzie, if love was a crime... Close the
tea.

Sade, DJs are expensive.

DJ,

did somebody say DJ?

Well done.

And you didn't ask me.

Don't you know that I'm the world?

Best tech DJ.

You're right for me.

I'm being serious.

Back in Lagos, I DJed for the likes of
The Bunch, Wizkid, Davido.

Where do you think they got the
inspiration to create their hits?

Really? Of course.

Well, then you can DJ for us tonight at
the cafe.

We're desperate.

I'm not really sure because I'm pretty
busy.

You know, I've got a tight schedule.

Please tell me we need you.

Okay, Lizzie.

What about Monica?

Monica is not here.

How are we going to get out of here,
man?

Charlie, I told you.

You put that favourite film on, wait for
him to drop off...

And then we're out of here.

Oh my god, I've got it!

Okay, we put Dad's favourite film on.
You know the one that always makes him

fall asleep, right?

We wait for him to drop off and then
we're out of here.

I just said that.

No, you didn't.

But do you think it'll work?

It has to work.

But what if Dad catches us?

Well then, at least we've had our fun
before we get our beats.

That's true.

Daddy!

We thought that since mum and auntie are
away for the weekend, that we could

watch a film as a family.

Shadi, I have had a very long hard day
at work. I don't have time to

be sitting around watching films.

But dad, it's die another day.

Die another day.

Sade, what a fantastic idea.

Oh, this is nice.

Sitting here watching my favorite film
with my children.

Toby, turn it on. Put that on.

Did I tell you how Halle Berry always
brings something unique

to her performance? Every time.

Yes, Dad. He told us.

Plenty of time.

Turn it up.

Hmm. Halli halli. Berry berry.

That

did

not take long.

Not ta -

We need to get ready.

Yeah, I need to put my party clothes on.

That won't take forever.

Shut up, Toby. It takes time to look
this fine.

You're taking too long, man. Hurry up.

I like this.

I've got to get my swag on.

You're just a security guard.

Remember that!

You're taking too long, man. I'll meet
you outside.

Toby, where are you going?

To get the bin.

Where are the bins?

I knew I forgot something.

Where is Shadi?

In her room, I think.

All right.

Well, you know, come here, my boy.

Watch the rest of the film with me.

Rewind to that Halle Berry moment.

Five minutes?

This party's whack.

Talk about take your time, Sade.

It wasn't my fault.

I had to wait half an hour for that Toby
boy. So where is Toby then?

My dad caught him. He's not coming.

Sade, there's still no sign of Femi. And
people are arriving.

Cousin Femi is here.

Your psychedelic DJ.

Psychedelic? Yes.

Hippie, trippy, beatbox indie.

Hippie.

Femi, you're late.

Oh, Sade, I'm sorry.

But, where is everybody?

What type of work party is this?

Femi, just hurry up and play something.

Yeah, where's your equipment?

Vincent!

Vincent? Vincent?

Awkward.

Vincent, hit it!

Femi, you're not seriously coming to
play tunes on that drum, are you? Where

your decks?

Decks? Which one is decks? Play decks.

This one is original.

Go, go. drum busy hit it man you're not
getting

any work it just been

hold on to me baby hold on

Listening to the beautiful voice of
Harley.

I've got to think of something.

Dad, let me give you a massage.

Massage makes me tired.

I'll just fall asleep.

Miss my fill. No, Dad, don't worry.

I'll do it softly.

Sonny, guess what? It's BJ2!

Shadi, what's going on here?

Am I not meant to be your DJ?

No, you can be on security.

Kevin and Toby flop me.

Okay, well, I guess I'll just have to
tell your mother about your secret party

that you're showing.

Well, if you did that, then I wouldn't
introduce you to my friend, Yemi.

Yemi, that's with sugary potatoes.

Okay, I'm sorry, Sadie, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry.

I guess we can get this party started!

Yeah!

Still no sign of Chico, though.

Don't worry, he'll come.

Who's going to miss the party?

Yeah!

Some more people are coming.

it's used in a place like this.

But Tony, you don't understand.

Where else were we supposed to have it?

Yeah. What will your parents say when I
tell them, eh? Tony, you can't do that.

And why can't I? Tony, we'll do
anything.

We'll clean the floors, the dishes,
anything. Just don't tell them and let's

have this little gathering.

Please!

Little gathering?

Yeah, looks it.

You wouldn't want us out on the streets,
would you, where it's dangerous?

I see what you mean.

And you're right, you know, your parents
are really strict.

But what will they say if I told them
that I didn't have a party here? How are

they going to know, Tony?

Hmm.

I don't want to be a party pooper.

Okay, you're going to stay till
midnight, but not a minute later, and no

alcohol. You got it?

Right. Thanks, Tony.

We owe you one.

And I'll be back later to lock up.

Your show day.

Never going to happen.

I can't believe Chico didn't turn up.

9 o 'clock, 2 o 'clock, 3 o 'clock. 5 o
'clock, 6 o 'clock, midnight.

Chico.

Evening, ladies.

Nice party going on here.

Awesome DJ.

So, can I have a dance?

I need to search you before you get in
here.

You want to search me? You cannot search
me.

Why not?

Because I am your father.

Dad, we did it.

You, you, my daughter.

Don't kill the vibe, man.

My daughter.

Dad.

Dad.

What do you think you are doing?

You are practically fornicating in the
cafe.

Dad, I'm sorry. We were just... And then
we... What?

What? What?

Calm down.

It's a party.

Me pops.

Who is your pops?

I'm standing up for my girl.

You are standing up for your girl.

Okay. Me, I will stand up for my
daughter.

that nobody, nobody can go near my
daughter until I declare that she is

marry. Shut up.

Party over.

Everybody, go out.

When your friends are calling the house
for party, party, party, you think I

won't find out? Everybody go home.

You're embarrassing me.

Shadi, I will embarrass you even
further.

Does everybody know what time it is?