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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,400 Fonke, you're late again. 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,100 It's only 30 minutes. 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:14,440 If this is early by African time, you should be congratulating me instead of 4 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,320 complaining. Well, this is London and late is late. 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,840 Take it easy. 6 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:20,180 Stop stressing. 7 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,520 Fonke, I've had a letter from the government. This is serious. 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,040 Yes. 9 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:26,480 From the government. 10 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,600 Is it about my immigration status? 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,650 No. They've brought up a new regulation which says any employee who handles food 12 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:38,950 and drink has to pass a first aid course and exam or they're unable to work. 13 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:40,190 Oh. 14 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:43,350 Well, good thing there are no employees in the cafe. 15 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:44,810 Then what are you? 16 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:47,930 Tony, your business partner now. 17 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:52,770 Funke, I am the owner of this business and you are an employee. And what's 18 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,630 an employee who is always late. 19 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:57,250 Now you have to pass this first aid course. 20 00:00:58,390 --> 00:01:01,080 Look. I already have a first aid certificate. 21 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,180 Really? Yes. 22 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,440 Where is it? 23 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:05,700 In Lagos. 24 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:08,820 Look, I got it from the National Girl Guide. 25 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:10,500 Yes. 26 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,320 First Lagos company. 27 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,820 Funke, having a badge from the Girl Guide doesn't count. 28 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:23,700 We are talking about a certified national British certificate in first 29 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,580 have a week to pass this course or it's bye -bye, Funke. 30 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:28,770 One week? 31 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,160 The Banjos. 32 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:28,770 Look at all the bills that are overdue. I am just toying with them. Don't worry. 33 00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:31,890 I will hit them all with money, bit by bit. 34 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:35,830 Each month, we have enough to make sure we can pay the bills. 35 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:40,250 But each month, because of your squandering habits, we come up short. 36 00:02:41,610 --> 00:02:46,230 So I'm getting the blame. When you are the one spending money on shoes and bags 37 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:49,410 on E Street Market, I'm doing my best to support everyone. 38 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:50,638 Bye, y 'all. 39 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:54,080 All you do is waste money on get -rich -quick scheme. 40 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:58,580 And as it works, no... Get -rich? Get -rich -kini? What are you talking about? 41 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:06,280 Last month, was it not a lottery sketch card? You spent £150 and won nothing. 42 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,320 Zero. Zero, zero, zero. 43 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:15,480 The man in the betting shop said I had a one -in -four chance of winning. How am 44 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,100 I supposed to know that all of my £150 will not win a single penny? 45 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,160 What about the phone card business? 46 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,980 And let's not forget the fake land in Leckie disaster. 47 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:30,120 Oh, Gladie. Gladie, must you always be a messenger of the past? 48 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:36,560 Bayo, we need to cut back. At this rate, we won't be able to afford Shadi and 49 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,560 Toby's tutor. 50 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,060 Okay, okay. Yes, you are right. 51 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,660 So what do you suggest we start with? 52 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:45,300 Well, I have changed our electricity supplier. 53 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,260 £750 a month. 54 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:48,399 Oh, that's good. 55 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,400 Very good, very good. 56 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:53,560 I have put a call bar on the telephone, so no more expensive phone calls to 57 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,920 Nigeria. Get yourself an international phone card, everybody else does. 58 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,160 Gladdy, well done. 59 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:02,860 My CFO, Chief Financial Officer of the Adebanjo family. 60 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,160 I give you absolute authority. 61 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,020 Cut back on any bills that you can. 62 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,720 You do? Of course now. 63 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:12,370 With all this money that you are saving, we may have enough money for the family 64 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:14,350 to go on holidays to Nigeria. 65 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:19,829 Then you'll be happy to know I have cancelled your Sky Sports package. What? 66 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,730 My Sky Sports package? Radis, no! 67 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:28,530 Bayo, are you trying to tell me that watching Premiership football is more 68 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:30,010 important than your children's education? 69 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:31,670 Yes! I mean, no, yes! 70 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:33,330 Radis, 71 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:36,110 this is more important than life or death. 72 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:41,770 Watching Sky Sports is the only relaxation I get. You cannot do this to 73 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,270 It has been done. 74 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:47,350 What is more important to you? 75 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:49,730 Sky Sports or Sade and Toby? 76 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:54,550 Sky Sports or Sade and Toby? Sky Sports or Sade and Toby? Okay, okay. 77 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:56,830 Come to me. 78 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:58,270 It's done. 79 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,040 Today is a bleak day for mankind. 80 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,300 Shadi, you must do the test for me. 81 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:26,080 So, Auntie, you only need to get four out of twenty and you can't even do 82 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,220 Look, it's not that I cannot. 83 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,620 It's just that they were tricking me with the questions. 84 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:34,400 So, look, look at this book. 85 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:35,750 And do the test for me. 86 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,930 And what am I going to get out of this? 87 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:43,390 The question is not what you are going to get, but what you will not get. 88 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:47,610 If you do the test, you won't get the bottom of my shoes on your head. 89 00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:51,830 Uncle, that's like so not fair. I mean, I should at least get something. 90 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:54,290 Okay, okay, okay. 91 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:55,530 I know what I will do. 92 00:05:56,350 --> 00:06:01,690 The next time you tell your mum and dad that you are going to the library, I 93 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:03,990 will not let them know that. 94 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:07,240 You actually were going to see your boss. 95 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,060 Okay, friend. 96 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,440 Auntie, that's blackmail. 97 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:12,320 At least it's something. 98 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,500 No, you just sit down and do the thing. Use your head, Daria. 99 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Okay. 100 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:25,220 Auntie. 101 00:06:33,490 --> 00:06:40,010 This is the last question now. All we need to do is submit and let's see what 102 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,010 got. 103 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:45,030 What did you... Eh? 104 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:46,550 What did I get? 105 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:49,330 Congratulations, you got 16 out of 20! 106 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,270 Yes! Yes! 107 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:52,550 Yes, 108 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:54,050 yes, yes, yes! 109 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:59,070 I knew it! I knew it! I knew I could find a way! Yes! 110 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:01,630 Nobody can knock Funke down. 111 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:08,590 Aunty, there's more. 112 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:16,890 It says, due to your high increase of results, you've been selected 113 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:21,590 to take part in a practical exam to demonstrate your knowledge. 114 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:25,270 So, what does that mean? 115 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,600 It means because you did so well, they want to see it in action. 116 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:32,640 Sade, what have you done? 117 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:35,740 What have you done? Why did you do so well? You told me to. 118 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,400 Look, I told you to pass, not to solve. 119 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:44,360 You only needed four points. And then you were showing off. Now I have a 120 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,000 problem. Well, I'm sorry. I'm so fantastic. 121 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,280 I did so well. 122 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:49,840 So you should be. 123 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:55,570 How am I going to demonstrate my first aid skills when I don't even have any? 124 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:59,190 They say they're going to come to your place of work. 125 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:00,730 To the cafe? 126 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:03,390 What am I going to do? 127 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:06,030 What am I going to do? 128 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,070 Oh, my God. 129 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:10,610 Oh, yes. 130 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:14,810 Maybe I can ask Tony to pretend to be me. 131 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:16,710 Yes. 132 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,590 Yeah, Auntie, that's not going to work. 133 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,940 I have to think of something, Sade. 134 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,960 Ah, can you smell that sweet aroma in the air? 135 00:08:55,280 --> 00:09:00,040 Oh, it is the smell of my wonderful wife. 136 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:05,640 I have to go. Bayo is romancing me. Oh, Bayo, I paid for me. Of course, now, 137 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:10,140 only the best for you. I also got you the finest Belgian chocolate. 138 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:14,240 Oh, Bayo, I don't remember the last time you romanced me like this. 139 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:18,100 It was when you wanted... Wait, hold on. 140 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:24,020 Gladys, must you be a messenger of the past? Can I not romance my beautiful 141 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:30,280 wife? Look, I got you this chocolate and flour. I also booked you a table at 142 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,440 Mama Africa. 143 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:34,080 Oh, bye. I'm so sorry for being suspicious. 144 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:38,440 Let me go and put something nicer on for the meal. 145 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:45,120 Dad, did you convince mom to get the Sky Sports bag? Shut up. 146 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,960 So that's what you wanted? 147 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,180 So, Bayo, football is more important than me. Yes. No. 148 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:58,340 Look, Gladys, it's the big game on Sunday and I want to be able to watch it 149 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,800 home instead of listening to it on FM radio. 150 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,340 Please, please, please. 151 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,000 Don't cancel the sports channel. 152 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,860 Bayo, you are such a calamity. 153 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,140 Football is cancelled and will remain cancelled. 154 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,620 Toby. 155 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,720 I was nearly there. 156 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:23,620 One more evening of romance and I would have had my Sponsor Channel back. You 157 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:24,620 ruined the whole plan. 158 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,780 Dad, that was never going to work. 159 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:30,000 Sadly, women are a lot smarter than that. 160 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,720 You're this small, but what do you know about women? 161 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,540 I know more than you think. 162 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:39,860 To get a woman to do what you want, you have to use reverse psychology. 163 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,080 Reverse what? 164 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:46,060 You have to make her think you don't want to watch football and that she 165 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,840 to be more involved in her life. 166 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,980 That is the most stupid thing I have ever heard. 167 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:56,120 So you want me to tell her that I don't like football and then she will give me 168 00:10:56,120 --> 00:11:00,080 back this post -channel? Oh, my God. No wonder you are failing at school, coming 169 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,260 up with such nonsense. 170 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:02,880 Dad, dad, hear me out. 171 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,400 What you do is be in her space 24 -7. 172 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:11,040 That way you will annoy her so much... She will whip you were watching football 173 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,980 and out of her way. I see. 174 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,320 Make her sick to death of me. I can do that. 175 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:17,780 I know you can. 176 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:23,260 When I am watching football, I'm not a problem. 177 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,060 I'm out of the way. 178 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,260 No football, and I am a nuisance. See? 179 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,800 See? This idea can actually work. 180 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,400 Well, Dad, I know. So, um... 181 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:38,310 How much am I getting paid for my advisory services? 182 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:43,430 Paid? You are lucky you are not getting a dirty slap for ruining my previous 183 00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:48,990 plan. Listen Toby, your idea is very appreciated, but I had a similar plan 184 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:49,990 anyway. 185 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,710 Time for Bayo to do the reverse of psychology. 186 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:13,590 Explain it to me. 187 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:19,790 You managed to get 15 out of 20, and now they want to send an inspector to come 188 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:20,790 here. Yes. 189 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,910 They were so impressed with my performance. 190 00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:29,710 They probably are coming here to congratulate me. 191 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:36,110 Congratulate you? Funke, they are coming here to investigate you. Like me, they 192 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:38,490 want to know how you improved so miraculously. 193 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:41,690 Study. I studied hard. 194 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,320 Look, Tony, don't worry. Look, I've got it sorted. 195 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,260 Inspector, here. 196 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,080 Look at that man. 197 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:01,940 What? 198 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,360 How are you going to manage to pass the practical? 199 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,520 Oh, Tony. 200 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:10,800 Yes, with my charm and the fresh funky food. 201 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:18,380 Funke, you cannot rely on your food and your fish all the time. 202 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:23,120 Anyway, good luck. I'll be back in a sec. I've just got to see a man about a 203 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,740 dog. Yeah, watch me. 204 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,100 Hello, excuse me. 205 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:39,760 Excuse me. 206 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,460 Hi, lovely Bobo. 207 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:50,140 Would you like some of Phunket's fabulous food on the house? That would 208 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,140 great. 209 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,120 I've heard how fine it is. 210 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,020 Hello, excuse me. 211 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,280 from a very fine woman. 212 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,280 I haven't seen you here before. 213 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,660 Well, I have important business here. 214 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,400 I see. 215 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:34,740 Excuse me. 216 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,820 Why can't you wait your turn? 217 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,860 Can't you see I'm busy with the customer? 218 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:46,180 You said you were on an important business? 219 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,220 Yes, that's right. 220 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,480 Excuse me. 221 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,420 I've been waiting here for 10 minutes waiting for a cup of coffee. 222 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,160 Wait another 10 minutes. 223 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,780 What is wrong with this girl? Do you know what? 224 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,360 You are really rude. 225 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,780 My job is this. 226 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,580 What is your concern here now? What is your concern? I beg. 227 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,620 Leave. Come out. 228 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 I ain't leaving. 229 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:16,540 You are looking for my trouble now. You are looking for my trouble. 230 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,120 I will give it to you. I told you. 231 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,920 Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mama Ali. 232 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:26,360 What? I could leave, but if I leave, that means I'm going to have to fail you 233 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,400 your first aid exam. 234 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,520 Huh? You? 235 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600 The inspector? 236 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:32,900 Yes. 237 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:38,020 If you are the inspector, who are you? 238 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,700 I'm an estate agent, sweetie. 239 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,900 Now, how's all that fresh fish? 240 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,720 Ooh, free fish. 241 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,440 Free food. Free. 242 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,770 Does this place look like a charity shop? 243 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:51,630 Go. 244 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:54,730 Come on. 245 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,990 That's enough. I've had enough. 246 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,250 Can I have my coffee now? 247 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,150 Shut up about this young... Go. 248 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:10,350 Can we get back to the inspection? 249 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,070 Or I will fail you. 250 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,740 trying to help. 251 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,940 Is that dirty thing? 252 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,520 I have not used this in 10 years. 253 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,240 I have been so busy watching that television, it's taking up too much of 254 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,100 time. You are messing up what I just cleaned. 255 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,120 Potato, I am only trying to help. 256 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,440 Just leave me alone, Bayo. 257 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,270 what you call a recovery position? 258 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:15,170 Yes. It depends on what you are recovering from. 259 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:19,089 Malaria, tobacco, hangover. 260 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,290 Okay, okay. 261 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,270 Um, last question, yeah? 262 00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:28,130 I have a small wound on my wrist. 263 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,390 Ah, sorry. 264 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,750 No, no, no. 265 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:37,610 Please apply the bandage 266 00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:38,610 appropriately. 267 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,180 Does that very clearly look like a Murray? 268 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:09,880 What? Yes. 269 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,840 You need it tighter. 270 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,060 No, no. 271 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:13,819 Oh, okay. 272 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:17,180 You see, this is how we tight bandage in Lagos. 273 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,500 It's cutting my circulation. 274 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,720 I'll tie him, Franky, before he fights. 275 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,920 But if he faints, I will put him on the recovery plan. No, no, it's okay. It's 276 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,360 okay. No, no, no. It's fine. 277 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,480 It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Look. 278 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,920 Look, I'm sorry, Funke. 279 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,280 You scored one out of ten. 280 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,400 Eh, but I scored one. 281 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:52,760 At least I tried. 282 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,440 But that was for putting down your name. 283 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,820 Sorry, you failed. You can't work here. 284 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,640 Huh? What do you mean I cannot work here? 285 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,600 Surely you've already been hit. What? 286 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,020 This woman is a danger to society. 287 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,560 Ah, no. 288 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,080 Tony, do something. 289 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,600 There's nothing I can do, Funke. You can't work here anymore. Ah! 290 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 I can work, 291 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,080 please. Tony, do something now. 292 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:23,040 Look at it properly. I can't do it now. I can't do bandage. 293 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320 I do it. 294 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400 Tony. 295 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320 Stop. 296 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:34,500 I love these Nollywood things. 297 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,060 Such a captivating performance. 298 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:41,280 Can you please keep quiet? I'm trying to watch this. 299 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:20,650 Why don't you switch off that television and let's do some talking? I have come 300 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,270 to the realization that we should do more communications. 301 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,050 Not now, Bayo. 302 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:30,950 Well, Gladys, I am here for you. I want you to know that I am willing and ready. 303 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:36,590 I know you are here, Bayo. I know, and I will be here from now on. 304 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:40,350 Actually, you know, I have seen this film before. That guy, he does juju, and 305 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,690 then he dies in the end. That's it. 306 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,130 That's enough, Bayo. 307 00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:47,190 Ever since the first channels have been cancelled, you have not left me alone. 308 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,770 Interfering with my films, eating chicken, and just being a right 309 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:54,650 If you having those channels means I can have some peace and quiet, then you can 310 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:55,419 have them. 311 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:59,700 Gladys, you surprised me. So you want me to have the channels back again? 312 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,140 Yes, you can have them. 313 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,980 Fine, if you insist. 314 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,700 But, Gladys, you know these Nollywood channels that you are always watching? 315 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,560 What are you saying? 316 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:17,980 Well, since we are talking about cutbacks, why don't you cancel that 317 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,000 channel? After all, what is more important? 318 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,160 Nollywood channel or our student education? 319 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:32,290 I will call them to return this guy's post package. 320 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,970 It's a very good suggestion. 321 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,750 The reverse of psychology. 322 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,210 Yeah. 323 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,850 You see? He dies in the end. 324 00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:56,190 I can't believe it. 325 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,530 It's really over, Funke. There's nothing I can do. 326 00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:00,529 Oh, Tony. 327 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,530 I know. 328 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:03,930 Let me just try again, you know? 329 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:06,730 Funke, the inspector's choking on the fish. 330 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:10,670 Tony, oh, you know what you're doing. You passed the test. 331 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:14,070 No, I didn't. I got someone else to do the exam for me. What? 332 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160 I did it. I did it. 333 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:50,700 I don't know. What can I do to repay you? 334 00:22:53,200 --> 00:23:00,180 Yes, well, you can start by giving me a pass 335 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,580 in my first test. 336 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,580 Okay. 337 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,880 I suppose you did save my life. 338 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:10,040 I actually know what I'm doing, yes. You do, you do. 339 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,860 There you go. 24623