All language subtitles for Meet the Adebanjos s02e20 Funkes First Aid

And I go, oh my God.

Pow, pow, pow.

I got the fly for international day.

This is going to be sweet.

What we going to do, girl? We're going
to rep our ends. Rep our ends. Rep our

ends. Rep, rep, rep our ends. Ends,
ends, ends. Rep, rep, rep, rep.

So what are you celebrating?

I don't know what you're celebrating,
auntie.

But we're getting ready for
International Day.

International Day?

Oh.

Yes, so I'll be going with you. I'll be
there. Aunty, at college, you can't go

unless you're 17.

Don't I look like sweet 16?

No.

Well, I could be.

You know, not far from it.

Since when did 50 look like 16?

Talking your lips.

Anyway, auntie, International Day is
where we rep our ends.

Meaning we do something for our culture
and history.

What's going on here?

Gladdy, Shadi has invited us to the
International Day celebration in her

We? No, it's for me and Lizzie.

This is nice.

You have to dress up to represent your
culture.

Exactly, Mum.

That's why I'm going to wear the colours
of the British flag.

Are you British?

Well, Mum, seeing as I was born here,
grew up here and live here, I'd

say... God save our gracious Queen...

You are a Nigerian. So that means you
are going to International Day dressed

a Nigerian. Full stop. No comma. Okay?

in Nigerian clothes.

It might not be that bad.

I mean, maybe I'll stand out.

I'll look all cultural and stuff.

Maybe even unique.

Well, rather you than me, I'll be
looking mighty fine in my ginger spice

Yeah, you'll be ginger spice and I'll be
ugly spice.

Just don't wear it.

But my mum is so emotional about all
these type of events. It's just...

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. The
finest thing just walked into the

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

I can't breathe.

Lizzie. What?

You're dribbling.

Oh.

Oh great.

Hey girls.

What you girls up to?

Yeah, yeah, what you up to, what you up
to?

Drinking.

Do you lot hear about the International
Day?

Yeah, yeah, International Day,
International Day.

It's going to be sweet.

Sweet, sweet.

So you going?

Yeah. Blood, enough!

Yeah, of course we're going.

We're going to rep our ends.

I can't wait to see you lot in your
outfits.

Going to look so cute.

Yeah.

Make sure you roll with me, yeah?

Yeah, yeah, Lizzie, you can roll with
me.

I'd rather roll off a cliff.

Yeah, we'll roll with you.

But just you.

Well, I can't wait to see you both
there.

Neither can we.

Stay sweet, yeah?

I will.

Lizzie, this ain't over.

The fun's just started.

Ew.

You know he was talking to me, innit?
No, Sade. I believe he was talking to

Liz, he's liked me for the longest time,
okay? He always smiles at me in class.

That's because you sit next to me.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Well, I'm the one who's going to be
looking super hot in my ginger spice

and you in your Nigerian lace.

Toby, if I have to call you again, I'm
going to knock that to your head.

Ow! Dad, what was that for?

I told you I would do that. That's what
you get for not listening.

Listen, I have a very important delivery
due, okay? I need you to sign it.

Okay, sure, no problem.

Oh, wait, Dad, before you go, can I get
my £100, please?

£100? What £100?

Well, remember when Aunty Titi, Uncle
Ola and Aunty Bola all gave me money for

my birthday?

Not really. Must have flipped my mind.

But how could it?

You were the one who took it and said
you were going to keep it safe for me.

Well, now I need it, so can I have it,
please?

Oh, yeah.

That money.

Toby, don't worry.

I've kept it very safe for you.

Daddy has it under control.

Dad, I need the money.

Ah. But I only have 50 pounds on me.

I'll take it.

Listen, Toby.

My bank is safer than your bank, so let
me keep it more safe for you. Dad, if I

allow you to do that, I may never see it
again.

Now give me the money, and I'll leave
you alone.

Don't forget about the delivery.

Okay.

Woo!

Yes, Chef!

I just got £50 from my dad, from the
money he owes me.

How did you do that?

He must have been in some good mood.

I know, right?

If he had his way, he would make so many
excuses, he'd never give me the money.

True.

What was he saying before?

I don't know, something about delivery?

What's he bought now?

Probably nothing special.

Remember, this is my dad.

He was probably just some book for his
20 year goal of becoming a lawyer.

What is that?

I don't know.

Somebody get that.

Anyone near the door.

Somebody.

Anybody.

Get me then.

Delivery for a Mr.

Adebanjo.

Yeah, okay.

Sign here, please.

Thanks, thanks.

Kev, catch.

I hope it's not broken.

Yeah, I hope so, too. Cost a lot of
money to fix those laptops.

Laptop!

hope it's not broken.

How did my dad afford to get a laptop?

He can't even afford to give me birthday
money.

Let me see.

Well, it looks okay.

No scratching.

The screen's not cracked.

We're safe.

Bro, it's not switching on. We're dead.

This is going to be the worst kabocha
ever.

It's your fault for not catching it.
It's your fault for throwing it at me.

What are we going to do?

Let's not panic.

Change the plan.

Panic. You take it. You take it. You
take it.

One.

Two.

Three.

What are you doing?

My friend got up on the floor.

No, Dad. I can't. I'm doing my press -up
to get bathed. Yeah, Mr. Eddie Banjo.

And I'm his personal trainer.

Well, you are clearly not doing a good
job. You can't even do one. My friend,

get up.

No, Dad.

It's really peaceful down here.

Yeah, it's a tough insanity workout.

That reminds me.

Has my delivery come?

No!

Well?

That is unacceptable.

I will give it a day, and I will
complain.

Bro, I hope you got a plan.

Look, I need to take your measurements.

Aunty, there's no need.

I just found out the event's been
cancelled.

Cancelled? What do you mean cancelled?

Yeah,

they just emailed me.

But I don't see you on your laptop.

It was on my phone.

Let me see. I want to see you.

You must be really disappointed, Shadi.

And you would have looked wonderful in
the dress. And all those bubbles would

have been turning their heads.

Turned the other way.

And I was really looking forward to it
as well.

Hi, Auntie.

Hello. Hey, Shadi.

Hey, girl.

This is silly, isn't it?

Oh, Lizzie, it's such a shame about the
event.

I know you girls were really looking
forward to it.

Why did they cancel?

Cancel what?

The International Day.

Oh.

The event is not cancelled.

You must have got some misinformation.

Yes. Oh, that's wonderful news, Sade.
You must be pleased.

Yeah, you must be pleased.

Yeah, I'm puzzled.

So, are you still wearing your
traditional Nigerian clothing?

Oh, yes, she is.

She's repping her ends.

Repping your ends.

Yeah, it didn't work.

I've got it.

I've got it. It's cool, man. I've got
it. Kev, Kev, Kev, are you sure they're

safe? I've done these loads of times.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hang on, hang on. One more time, one
more time.

We're totally screwed now.

Not only have the bits come out from
when we dropped it, but it's now

at us.

It's your fault for messing around with
the screwdriver.

What? It's your fault for throwing it at
me in the first place. What?

What? Bro, bro, bro.

This is getting out of hand, man. We
need to put our brains together and

on this problem.

OK, focus. Focus. Focus.

Come on.

The only thing I can focus on is the
covoco.

Oh, Daddy.

No.

Snap out of it.

Snap. Sit down.

What are we gonna do?

Oh my days.

I think I found the answer to our
problem.

Mr Fixit. This is the guy that fixes
anything in the whole neighbourhood.

He can definitely fix this.

Yo, Mr Fixit.

Yo, Fixit.

Oh, yeah. Fix it.

Boys, it could be your lucky day.

Are you two interested in a nice gold
chain? One rightful owner?

It's quite nice, actually. Kev, no!

You've got bigger problems.

I've got no driving licences and I've
got no passports to sell right now. But

what can I do for you two felons?

Look, we brought my dad's laptop and we
need to get it fixed.

Don't really do computers, son.

But I tell you what, I know a man who
can fix this. Yeah, make it spanking

new. It's going to cost you. How much?

100 quid.

100 quid?

Mr Fixit, come on, man. Cheap after
price.

Toby's only got 50 quid that his dad
gave him. Kevin, what are you doing?

Do you know how long it took me to get
that money? Bruv, it's money or beating.

You need to give it to me. All right,
boys. All right. I need to fight.

50 quid. Give it here.

50 quid.

I'll take it.

But only because it's you two. Mum's the
word.

Now, Kev, you wait here.

I'll get this sorted. I'm the man who
came.

Back right soon.

And you haven't seen me.

It's quite a nice bracelet, though.

Shut up, man.

is over.

I mean, there's no way I can go to
International Day wearing that dress and

Chico. I mean, the thought of it alone
just makes me want to...

As

much

as I am enjoying your discomfort, the
pain in my ear of you moaning is more

unbearable.

Well, instead of you just sitting there
and moaning, why don't you come up with

a solution, Einstein?

Shadi, you can be so sick.

If you want to go, leave wearing the
dress, then get changed.

But when am I supposed to get changed?

I don't know, I don't care.

The cafe?

The cafe?

What if mum and auntie find out?

What are they going to be doing there on
a Sunday evening?

It's closed.

Mmm.

It's closed, exactly.

But Auntie has the keys.

Toby, you've got a point.

Well, duh.

Steal the keys, get changed, go to the
International Day.

Toby, you're right. I should get the
keys, get changed, and go to the

International Day. I just said that.

Toby, you know what?

Sometimes, you can be quite cool for a
little brother.

My advice and guidance ain't for free.

Now, pay up!

Yeah, right, little boy.

Thanks.

Well?

Well, Mr Fix -It lived up to his name,
and it is all ours! Fix!

Yes! With?

Yes!

Oh, how did we escape this one?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you mean, how
did you escape that one?

And the things that do for you, bro.

You know, Kev, you're actually a true
friend.

Boom. My boys. For life.

Oh, my new laptop deliveries.

Why is it open?

Oh, Dad, it's a team. We're just testing
out here.

Ah, that's good. Because I was going to
call them up and complain.

This is incredible.

It's working.

Trust me, I know.

This must be my lucky day.

What do you mean?

I bought it broken.

Broken? Yes. The ad said in need of
severe refurbishment.

I was going to send it to your uncle at
a computer village in a cage to fix it

for me.

I can't believe this. Neither can I.
It's almost as good as new.

God must be blessing me and performing
wonders.

So, you mean it didn't work in the first
place? Yes.

What's wrong with you, son?

Is there something wrong with you?

Yes. You think your father doesn't know
about business?

Buy broken, fix and sell.

Donald Trump's. Here I come.

So you're telling me that we did all of
it and it was broken

all along?

My 50 pounds?

I'll see you later.

Ah, Sade, where are you going? I want to
see you in your dress.

Oh, yeah, now come. Take off your coat.

Oh, you look so beautiful, Sade. I am so
proud of you.

Look,

just one more thing.

There's more.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

Have a good day.

Okay. Oh, let me take a photo with your
camera.

Mama.

Okay, that's fine.

Smile. Yeah.

Smile.

Yeah.

My little angel. You look so gorgeous.

Have a nice day.

Okay, guys.

See you later.

Bye.

Bye.

Sade, why did we have to come here?

The party starts in half an hour.

Yeah, well, I can't go dressed like
this.

You don't look that bad, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I can look
good in anything.

I can't let Chico see me like this.

Chico only has eyes for me.

His eyes are for me.

Oh, my God.

Are you getting changed?

That is so sly.

Aren't we supposed to be meeting Chico
outside the hall?

I told him. I texted him. So come here.
Now hurry up and help me take this off.

I'm coming.

It might be Chico. Hurry up.

Sade, that's your auntie.

Oh, my God.

Quick, hide.

You see, Auntie Funke, you forgot to
lock up.

I don't know how that happened.

You must have left your keys here
somewhere.

I found them.

Looks as if he's left over from the
Queen's Day Jubilee.

We'll throw it in the bin.

No,

no,

no, no, no. Let me check the door.

Y 'all, he left the door open again.

Wear it.

This is a disaster.

This is disgusting.

I can't see Chico like this.

Oh, Sade, don't worry about Chico.

I can have him.

And there are plenty more fish in the
sea.

Most on your dress.

In Britain?

Sade, you're wearing a traditional
Nigerian dress.

Oh, my gosh.

I was going to wear something different,
but I... You look amazing.

Really?

Yeah, really.

You look proper stunning.

I'm so happy to be taking the most
gorgeous girl out in the whole college.

Lizzie, who you going with?

Me?

Go be a girl, go be a girl, go be a
girl. Oh, hello.

Mindy.