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Bills, bills, bills.

It won't be this one.

This a joke?

My phone bill?

250 pounds?

Are these people crazy?

How can my bill be this much?

Yes, hello?

Yes, this is Bayo Adebanjo.

Adebanjo.

Look, my friend, how can my phone bill be 250 pounds?

Do you know?

I will not calm down.

£250 for upgrade.

Who told you I wanted upgrade? My friend, your company is 419.

What is 419?

Fraud. Fraud.

That's what it is.

Yeah, Monica.

This phone is brilliant.

I mean, I can download my music and watch TV.

I love my new iPhone.

Yeah, my friend, let me call you back.

Yeah, did you watch it?

Shadi, give me that phone.

No, Dad! Why my phone?

My hand is about five seconds away from the back of your head if you don't give

me that phone.

Explain why that phone has cost me £250.

What? No way. They said it was an upgrade. They told me it was free.

Since when did a £250 phone become free?

Look,

give me that phone. Pronto.

No, Dad, I can't.

I'm sorry, Dad.

What if I try and pay for the bill?

Ooh.

With what money?

Your pocket money?

So you now use my own money to pay my own bill?

Just give me the phone.

Dad, please. This phone is my life. I could die if I don't have this phone.

Then your life is in serious jeopardy.

Give me the phone. Give me the phone.

If you don't release this phone, it's koboko. Double koboko.

Get you the money in three days, Dad.

Then can I keep my phone?

I will not get the money.

Don't worry about that.

I've got it taken care of.

Please.

You've seen it too, man.

Of course I have, fam!

How could I not?

This is the biggest game of the year.

MCA Revolution 4.

It's not just big.

It's epic.

Such a great game, man.

Dude, it's 69 .99.

Where are we going to get the money from?

I don't even know.

Why don't you try it off in your mum?

My mum hasn't worked since the day that I was born.

The only boss she knows is the government employee officer.

Well, I would ask my dad, but, like... He'll moan and be like, Oh, Toby, I have

many bills to pay.

Look, maybe if I try to charm my mum, she might buy it.

OK.

Mission.

Charm Gladys activated.

Let's do this.

Hello,

Ma. Hello, Ma.

Hello, Dada.

That's right, Mum.

Your favourite son, Toby, has been a good boy.

Miss Daddy Banjo, please.

Allow me.

Oh, and allow me to take your bags.

Sweet mother, I'll never forget you.

The way you suffer for me, suffer for me. What is going on with you boys

Just offering a helping hand.

And appreciating the best mum in the world.

It's good to see you being useful.

Well, you know, me.

Useful Toby.

And useful Kevin.

Would you like a cup of tea, ma? Yes, that would be lovely.

How about some crumpets with your tea, Mrs.

Adebanjo?

to this treatment.

So, boy, what has brought on this new attitude?

Mrs. Adibanja, we're just appreciating all the hard work that you've done for

us.

Well, my shoulders have been aching lately from all my hard work.

I think it can do with the massage.

It would be our pleasure, Mother.

For we know you would buy... I mean, do anything.

Buy anything.

Mum, we thought it would make us very happy if... No.

But I didn't even say anything yet. You think I was born yesterday?

I'm not buying you any game.

So whatever you're up to, game over. Forget it.

Mission Charm Gladys

temporarily aborted.

Where's my pepper?

The answer is still no. Oh, mum, come on.

We've been waiting for this game for six months.

All my friends are getting it. And if I don't get it first, I'm going to be the

loser. So when it comes to games, you want to be first. Why don't you ever try

to be first in your class studies?

Well, I do come first in some things.

Right. Being first at being last does not count.

Well, I do try, but there's always someone smarter than me.

Please, Mum.

How much is the game, Seth?

Well, just over here.

£70 for a game you won't even use in six months.

Well, Mum, it's not £70.

It's actually much cheaper. It's £69 .99.

Don't forget the one penny.

Look, what do we have to do?

We'll do anything.

Anything?

Anything.

If you can clean this kitchen.

so well that I can see my face in it, then I might consider buying you that

game.

Thank you, Mum. Thank you.

Thank you, Mum. Thank you, Mum. Thank you.

Speed it, Gonzalez.

Slow down. Slow down.

Daddy, what is the matter with them? How I leave them is because of a computer

game. When I ask them to help me around the house, they protest.

But when they think they will even get something out of it... They're quick to

inspire. I'm going to nail this for as long as I can.

You think you have it bad, eh?

Your daughter just upgraded my phone account.

It cost me 250 pounds.

She says she will pay me back, but I'm still holding my breath.

Kids of today, all they want is gadgets, gadgets, and more gadgets.

Do you remember the good old days?

When we used to play with rock and the paper scissors?

Do you remember this game?

Ten -ten.

Okay. Ten -ten.

Ten -ten. Ten -ten.

Good old days.

Send out this loan application.

Father, bless this, my hustle.

Bless this hustle.

Lord, money rained down from heaven like manna.

Oh, yes.

Make this happen, Lord. Make it a success.

I reject poverty.

I march on poverty.

I destroy poverty.

Oh Lord, as I press this button, Lord, I'm counting on you to make it a

success. Ah, Lord.

What?

Rejected?

This is nonsense.

Ah. What? Is something wrong with you?

I really, really need your help.

I need you to lend me some money.

Lend? I'm looking for my own lender, too. This useless money lender has

my application.

Do they lend money to just anyone?

Yes, now, Sade.

Short -term money for all your short -term needs.

I need a new pair of shoes!

And what about paying it back?

Oh, don't worry about that. Ah, look, if you forget,

they too will forget.

So how come you got rejected, Aunty?

That's all this bad belly.

I don't know why they are holding a grudge just because of some old payment

last year.

Today, I'm going to their office.

They have to pay me.

Aunty, where are you going? What about this place?

Sade, please, be helpful for once.

Just look after the place for 10 minutes. 10 minutes, yeah?

A maximum of

£500 can be in your account in just 10 minutes.

Yes, please.

Must be 18.

Well, I'm practically there.

Dad, what are you doing with that envelope?

I'm taking your phone back to the post office to return it.

No need. I've got your money.

What money? Monopoly money?

Look, it's all here.

Eddie, did you rob a bank?

See, I know you didn't have faith in me, but here it is.

All of it.

£150?

Shadi, where did you get this money from?

Well, you know how my school does lots of competitions?

Yes.

I won the...

The best prize... Best grades in English, Dad.

Are you telling me that they are paying you to get higher grades and

you expect me to believe that?

Yeah, it's a new incentive to get kids to stay in college.

They're giving out money.

Well, in that case, I'm going to go and study for a PhD. I need payment.

£250.

It's all here.

Eh, Shadi, please, eh?

Get into more of these kind of competitions.

You will do the family very well.

Dad, it was just a one -time thing.

Oh, Rishi, Rishi.

Paying students to study.

Ah! Only in this London.

Well, anyway, I'm going to go spend the rest of my money. I feel like a

pedicure.

Shadi, you mean you have more money?

Come here, come here.

Could you lend your daddy some more money?

Could you, please?

Nah. Shadi, I'll pay you back. But Shadi, Shadi, I said I will pay you

please.

Rav, I did not sign up for this.

Look. I'm doing all the hard work while you're just sweeping.

These hands are made for loving, not sweeping.

Oh, so you're not going to be playing the game when I get it then? Yeah.

I've been cleaning for the past two days and your mum is still not happy. Every

time she comes in, she doesn't approve.

I know, man. I just don't get it.

Okay, boy. Time for your daily inspection.

Ah, sweet spotlight.

Microwave like new. Ah, shiny.

I can even do my makeup in it.

Oh, mum, we've done enough, don't you think?

What's this, miss?

Oh, Toby, you missed a bit.

I think we're going to have a lot of work to do.

Mum, now you're taking liberties.

We've been cleaning for two days straight.

We've done enough.

Toby, are you all right?

How dare you raise your voice at me?

We certainly will not be getting any game now.

Talking to your mother like that.

Mum, I'm sorry.

I'll tell you what you can do. You can go and scrub the bathroom.

And you better scrub so hard that there's hardly any bath left.

If I do that, will I get the game? Game? Call game me.

Toby, you scrubbing the bath is your punishment for being rude to me.

Yeah, Toby.

Auntie Gladys.

Sorry about his behaviour. I was just wondering, you could still get me the

game. Kevin. Yeah? Get out, Joe.

Mission win over Auntie Gladys.

Well and truly failed.

Please contact us as soon as possible regarding payment.

As Auntie said, you forget, they forget.

Delete.

Where's Auntie Flunky?

I don't know.

She told me to cover for her.

Okay. Can I get two Ultimorts, please?

Okay.

I can't believe we've been scrubbing for the past three days and your bathroom

is disgusting.

No, man.

And every time we got it, spotless. Auntie Funke uses it. Oh, man, your

number twos are worse than a war zone, man.

When she drops that fun, people need to evacuate.

If we work hard, my mum might allow it. Just give up the dream.

This is your punishment.

You messed up.

Thanks.

Jeez.

Sade. Hey, you are looking fine.

And don't I know it.

So, Sade, where did you get all this stuff?

The shop, like normal people do.

With what money?

The loan, a competition money that I won from school.

Competition? Wait, schools don't give out money.

You two are too nosy. Yeah, stop bothering me.

Whoa, you got an iPhone as well?

I thought that confiscated that.

Well, you see, a lady like me knows how to get what she wants.

Oh, let me touch it, please.

Kevin, keep your grubby hands off.

In fact, you two cleaners should just leave me alone.

Um, see, Sid, seeing as you're now rolling in the dosh, do you want to lend

70 quid so we can get our computer game?

No. You really think I'm going to give you money for some pathetic computer

game? Besides, I still have to buy my Brazilian Wii.

Come on, Sade.

We'll do anything.

I'll do anything for you, full stop, baby.

Listen, children.

No means no.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go meet Monica and continue this fabulous

shopping spree.

Have fun.

Poodle.

Man, your sister is too stingy. After all the things that I've done for her,

man.

Kev. What?

She left her purse.

Our prayers have been answered.

Open up.

Wait, wait, let me do it.

Bro, there's like 200 pounds in here. Oh my god.

Brilliant.

Wait, man.

No, we can't take money from your sister, man.

Kev, I've got a plan. What?

We play the game for 24 hours straight and we can complete it.

Yeah?

And then we take it back to the shop, get our money and put it back in the

purse.

She's going to know it's missing, though.

No, she won't. Not if you distract her.

Look, she's got so much money, she probably won't even know it's gone.

You really think this is going to work?

It better work.

Now come on, we've got a game to buy.

We are on a mission!

And now a letter

from the payday loan.

But I thought if you forget, they forget.

Doesn't look like they're forgetting to me.

What is that letter you're hiding?

Mom, it's nothing.

Let me see what's inside.

Mom! My phone!

Oh, my God! You broke my phone!

What is this?

Payday loan!

Ah, Sade!

Sade, you mean for the love of a phone?

You went to all these extreme measures.

First, you ran up the phone bill.

Then, you lied about your age. And then you borrowed money without even thinking

of paying it back. Hey, moral corruption in my household.

I just wanted to pay you back, Dad.

Shadi, you have been very irresponsible.

And Bayo, didn't you think it was strange to get the money from school?

She deceived me, oh.

Look, where's my goboko?

and I can pay it back whenever.

What? What a nonsense thing to say. Where is the sense in that?

Don't you see you have potentially ruined your credit history?

You could be blacklisted.

Don't you realize how much trouble this could get you into?

Gladie, Gladie, this is your fault.

You are spoiling these kids too much. That's why they are behaving stupidly.

Don't blame me, Obayo. Why didn't you just return the phone instead of

collecting her money?

Gladie, where is the money? You are returning it now.

Do you expect me to believe anything you say?

No dad, seriously.

This is it. The day has finally come.

I know it's gonna be so... Is that my purse?

Huh?

MTA Revolution 4?

You stole my money!

To buy this stupid computer game.

Your money. It wasn't yours in the first place.

And you. You, Toby. You taking money. No, no, no, no, no. This is too much. We

have spoiled this case too much. What is wrong with our children?

Give me that.

My game.

And that. Oh, Dad, my phone.

Shut up.

Nonsense. Too obsessed with phone and games that you have all lost your common

sense. It's unacceptable.

I am really disappointed in all of you.

I think we can officially say mission failed.

It depends on what was your mission.

Was it for all three of you to get a case of serious koboko?