All language subtitles for Meet the Adebanjos s02e03 Credit to Sade

Ah!

Today is my day to enjoy.

And today I dedicate to you, Mr.

Bond.

Yes, Bond.

James Bond.

Ah! Roya Casino.

Eh? Die another day. Ah! The man with
the golden finger. Affoi!

Affoi!

Okay, now.

Dad, when are you going to pick up my
book?

Shadi, how many times have I told you?
When I am in my 007 mode, don't

me.

Dad, you watch Die Another Day like
every week.

That's because every time, Hallie brings
something different.

Dad, you promised to collect my book's
order with your card.

Shadi, it's my day off.

Can't you just go and pick them up
yourself?

No, it's your card, so you need to be
there.

If we don't go today, we're going to
lose my reservation.

Dad, you ready?

Ready for what?

Well, you promised to take me out to get
my gear for the gym.

You know, a man like me needs to bulk up
and look fresh.

Gym? Bulk up? Are you competing with
Mike Tyson?

No, it's not for me.

It's for the lady.

You see this?

It's empty.

There's no rice or meat in this house.
When are you going to the market like

said you would? Gladie, it is my day
off.

And today I am watching Halle Berry.

Can't you at least wait for her part?

Is Halle Berry going to put food in your
stomach?

Well, a man can only dream.

Dad, we need to get my gear.

Dad, what about my books you promised?

Zion, we need meat in this house, my
friend. No, but Dad, you promised me to

my gear. No, Dad, you said it.

Oh, my head!

So all I need is a good rest.

Too much stress in my life.

Well, Mr. Adabanjo, I'm afraid it's a
little more complicated than that.

This seems to be quite a health care.

Doctor, what are you talking about
health care?

All I need is a doctor's note so I can
get off work. I need the sick pay.

By all means, I do need a doctor. Did
you study medicine? So let the doctor

speak. Thank you, Mrs. Adepanjo.

I'm afraid to inform you that your blood
pressure and cholesterol levels are

extremely high.

And if you don't do something now, it
will only get worse.

Doctor, are we not being a bit dramatic
here? Oh, my God.

High blood pressure, high cholesterol.

Ah, Rara, we will not confess bad
things. We reject it.

Doctor, what do you suggest?

I would suggest...

A healthy eating plan.

So no meat, no fatty acid.

No meat? Are you okay? Is something
wrong with you? How can an African man

survive with no meat?

Isn't that right, Gladys?

It's only for one week.

So I can monitor your blood pressure and
cholesterol level. One week? No meat?

This is ridiculous.

Gladys, please talk some sense into this
so -called doctor.

In fact, my friend, where are your
credentials?

Yes, where did you even study?

Oxford University.

And a master's from King's.

Well, Oxford will be ashamed of you.

Gladys, a word, please.

Gladys, you being the woman of the
house, I'm sure you understand.

Your husband simply has to go on this no
-meat diet in order to improve.

Doctor, I understand, but no meat.

We eat meat with everything in this
house.

That can't work.

It has to.

And it would be better if the whole
household went on the no -meat diet to

moral support for Bayo, which would, of
course, help him get through the week.

But, Doctor... Gladys, no buts.

Bayo, it has been decided.

The meat ban will be enforced for the
week.

Lady, are you agreeing with this crazy
man?

Bayo, I'm doing it for you.

For me?

No, no, no, no, no, no. There is nothing
wrong with me. I was only just putting

it on so I can get some peace and quiet
to watch my James Bond.

Fool, fool.

Bayo, stop pretending you are well. Are
you not listening?

High cholesterol, high blood pressure. I
feel it in my spirit. You must fight

this with fasting.

That's right. But you don't want to die
another day.

You have to keep the beat away.

Oh, Jocky.

I can feel it in my heart. The spirit is
telling me.

Honest.

My husband is waiting for you.

Hi.

I'm from the London Heart Foundation.

Yes. Welcome.

We're basically here to raise awareness
on heart disease.

And we believe you can help.

I can't help you.

I cannot donate to you.

If you donate to me, I will take.

No, no, we're not looking for donation.

But what I would like is for you to sign
up for this 10K run and raise funds by

sponsorship. Sponsor what?

Sponsorship. A 10K run? Yeah. I mean, as
in the whole run?

Oh, I'm sorry. I cannot help you there.

That is a shame. I see you have a deep

fascination with our new ambassador.

Ambassador? This one is my husband.

Well,

you know, our new ambassador, Chucky
Venn, he has decided to take out one

participant.

From the run.

When you say take out, do you mean as in
a date?

Yeah.

Dinner.

Where do I sign?

Where?

Oh, Mum, not the barbecue ring.

I need it for my exercise.

You heard Dr.

Patel. No meat for an entire week.

Oh, Mum!

No buts, kids. We're going to be
healthy, clean eating machines.

But why are Dad's problems affecting the
whole household?

Because there's a serious spiritual
attack on your dad's health. And the

has recommended that we all stick
together and fight this with serious

and prayer.

Shadi, she tried to kill us.

She wants to starve us.

I mean, usually I wouldn't mind losing a
bit of weight, but I need to eat if I'm

going to put on my Beyonce curves.

On this healthy eating class, this will
be what we eat.

Oh, cool. Chicken, that's not so bad.

Toby, you idiot. It's not chicken. It's
veggie chicken.

What the hell is veggie chicken?

It looks like chicken. It even smells
like chicken. So is it chicken?

No, it's chicken for vegetarians.

Look, why would a vegetarian eat fake
meat?

If you're a veggie, just eat veggie.

Actually, it's very tasty.

I prepared some for you guys earlier.

Mmm,

I smell chicken.

Bloody. My sweet potato.

Oh, I'm so glad that you have come to
your senses. You are not listening to

that useless advice from the doctor.

Now, where is the chicken? Oh, yes, Dad.

You're going to love this. It's really
tasty.

Ah, good boy, Toby. Always looking out
for your father.

What was that?

He look like a chicken?

It smell like a chicken?

Gladie, I'll be head of this house.

What am I supposed to eat?

I want to eat proper food.

What am I supposed to eat? I don't want
to be eating chicken that's not supposed

to be chicken but was meant to be
chicken and could be chicken. I just

eat chicken.

Mum, Dad doesn't want to do it. Let's
just stop this experiment.

We are helping you. We are not the one
having a heart attack.

Yeah, Dad.

We suffer you and I am ruining my quest
for Coe.

Thank you very much, Dr. Gladdy. So from
now on, I'll be drinking Gary with

Granot. Eh?

How am I supposed to eat rice without
shaking?

Praise be unto this house of glory.

Oh, yes. I can smell the sweet -smelling
aroma of a full banquet.

Mmm.

The Lord has brought me here to taste
some before I go ahead on my ministering

duties, and it looks like I arrived at
the appointed time.

Funny how you always come at dinner
time. Shut your lips.

You're welcome, Pastor Michael.

Thank you. Please take a seat.

thank you it's always nice to see
someone who appreciates my cooking oh

course you think i've been dreaming
about your assorted meats accompanied by

your special sauce your tenderly fried
gizzard topped up with

some succulent cow food you're going to
love this dinner oh yes

Thank you very much, sister, for the
salad, for the green.

Yes. But I want to talk into the main
meat platter. Where is the gizzard?

But this is the main meal.

Bayo had taken ill earlier this week due
to high blood pressure. So we are

supporting him with a known meat policy.

Sister, does one man's sin have to
punish all of us?

It doesn't have to punish all of us. The
Lord will deliver us from his ailment.

Now, where is the chicken? There's no
chicken.

No chicken?

Is that the time?

I need to go and visit one of the
members of ministry duties.

But Pastor, you haven't even started.

Sister, it's okay. I'll go and eat.

I'll go and meet one of the church
members to discuss.

Do you want to pack some corn on the cob
to take with you?

Corn on a cob?

Corn? Am I a cow?

Corn on a cob.

If I do this race, don't expect me to
come to work.

I will be recovering for an entire
month.

I'm not having that. Let me have a look
at this pledge.

There must be some loophole. Oh, there
it is. Look, section 9. It says you can

have someone run the race on your
behalf.

Where? Let me look.

Oh, Tony, you are wonderful.

So you're going to run the race on me?
Run the race? Whoa.

The only place I'm going to run is this
cafe.

So where am I going to find the
substitute at such a little time?

The race is tomorrow.

Well, it certainly won't be me.

Peace be unto this cafe of glory.

I can smell the sweet smelling aroma of
this cafe's delicious delicacy.

How are you doing, Pastor?

My spirit is high, but my belly is low.

You see, I recently visited this, you
know, at the Banjo residence.

Instead of them offering me a plate of
their finest assorted...

Sister Gladys brought for me a corn.

Corn.

Am I a cow?

I don't know what's wrong with them.

They bring me corn.

I don't know.

But here, we will take care of you.

That's more like it.

You will have to take care of me.

Of course. Of course, sister.

Anything. I've dedicated my life of
servitude to the Lord.

As a matter of fact, I'm not ready for
marriage.

Who wants you?

Who wants you?

What do you have, sister?

A lot, of course.

House?

You are renting?

Because I'm sharing with my... Car!

You are bossing.

And now, on top of it all, you are
short.

I have care of.

Nonsense.

Look,

I have something to ask you.

Come this way. Come closer and let me
tell you what I know you to do.

Okay, okay, okay.

She's asleep.

And this is Operation Seeking Royale.

That's right.

Now, quickly, let's muscle up some meat
and enjoy.

Come on.

Dad, what if mom finds us? Just hurry up
before she wakes up. Quick, quick. Oh,

yeah. Charlie, get the barbecue wings.

And don't forget the drumsticks.

Quickly, put it in the microwave.

Then put it on hot heat before your mom
wakes up.

I can't wait for this. I didn't realise
how much I missed meat until today.

I know, I mean, I just need some decent
food.

My saliva is salivating already.

No way to talk into those tender and
succulent chickens.

Chicken, chicken,

chicken, chicken.

Yummy,

yummy, yummy.

Excuse me, what is going on here? Yes,
what's going on here with all these

lovely mates?

Shut up!

Bayo, don't pretend you're not in this
with them. You are in this with them

together. Look, Gladie, Gladie, can't
you see that I'm suffering?

One week, Bayo, just one week.

But, Mum, seriously, I mean, I'm
shitting pounds here. There's going to

nothing left.

Exactly, Mum.

I don't want to be skinny like Sade.

I'm saying the girls deserve a buff,
Toby.

I'm hearing none of this. You have left
me with no option.

This myth is now going on lockdown.

Yeah.

My babe.

Funky, where you are?

I've been looking for you all morning.

It's about your sponsored run.

Oh, yes, yes. I sent my brother Michael
to do the race for me.

How is he doing?

Well, that must be the man in the shiny
suit who is busy trying to convert all

runners to the church instead of
running.

So you mean he's not running the race?

He says the only run he wants to do is
the run for the Lord.

I would now substitute, Funke.

You shall have to run the race yourself.

Sister.

No.

Can't you see? I've just done my weave.

Please, Funke.

Think of all those lives you'll be
changing.

Don't you think I have concerns about my
life?

Chucky will be at the finish line
greeting all the runners.

Tony,

I shall see you after the race.

Where was that Chucky you said was going
to be at the finish line?

Fanka, you didn't cross the finish line.

What does it matter?

Look, I raised a lot of money for this
charity and I deserve my date, my dinner

with Chucky. I even spent so much money
bringing my photographer for my wedding

pictures.

Maria, what about the payment?

Shut up. Shut up.

Don't go away.

With money, did you work?

Funky, you know you're right.

We are grateful for all the money you've
raised for the charity, despite not

finishing the race.

But I've got a surprise for you.

Introducing Hollywood actor Chucky Venn.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You see, I was on my way to L .A. to
shoot my new movie when I got a call

the charity.

You see, I'm an ambassador for the
London Heart Foundation.

And I've been truly touched to hear that
you've battled through thick and thin

for the charity. Oh, yes.

I can do anything for Turkey and
charity.

Well, Funke, I look forward to our meal
next week.

No.

on the fridge.

I'm getting used to this.

I mean, my stomach has gotten so flat.
Forget Beyonce.

I'm talking Baywatch, baby.

I've lost weight.

I've lost weight.

That's what happens when you don't eat
properly.

I have not eaten for two days.

Two whole days.

Oh.

Dad, you should be glad. I mean, you're
getting rid of your big belly.

Who told you I want to get rid of my big
belly?

In Nigeria, having a big belly is a sign
of good living.

Yeah, but in London, having a big belly
means you need to go to the gym.

Zip! Dad, this is awful anyway.

Why did you have to fake it in the first
place? Shut up, son!

This is the extent I have to go to to
get some peace and quiet in this house!

Oh, chicken!

Toby!

This is what it has come to. You are now
hallucinating.

You are mistaking a banana for a
chicken.

I don't know what chicken tastes like.

That's it.

Enough is enough.

As the man of this house, I am taking a
stand.

We are all going to the market.

We are going to buy some chicken.

And then we demand that your mother must
cook it immediately.

Sharp, sharp.

Fast, fast. I will no longer stand for
this.

Can you smell that?

Chicken. Are you hallucinating too?

He's coming from the living room. Follow
me.

Gladys?