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Well, that winds up the Ziggy Zaglin
Show for this week, friends.

You've been a wonderful audience, you
really have. And in all humility, I'm

hoping you'll want to be with me again
next week. So until then, I say goodbye,

au revoir, and God bless you all.

You ever wonder what it's like to be the
coast -to -coast idol of 75 million

viewers?

Ziggy Zaglin should be able to tell you.
That wasn't a stool he was sitting on.

It's a pedestal, one thousand foot high.

It's a long, long way to fall for Ziggy.

And sooner or later, he probably will.

Excuse me.

Hello, I'm Ralph Damien, Ziggy's
producer.

Come in.

I've just been watching the show.

Yeah, is Ziggy sensational?

Very. Well, you thought about it?

Yes.

And the answer is no.

What? Nobody turns down a guest spot on
the Ziggy Zaglin show.

I just did.

I'm afraid I gave up the song and dance
routine a long time ago.

What do you mean routine? We want you on
the show just as you are.

The one and only, unique, unbeatable,
famous Simon Tepler.

After 200 shows, you think someone
sometime will get something right?

Ziggy, the show was great. Great. The
jerk who hands me the hat, you get him

here. Darling, nobody noticed. Get him
in here. He could have blown the act.

He didn't.

Nobody noticed.

Now, will you calm down, sit down, have
a drink, relax?

I've got the press outside.

Press? Look, I'm just on the show.
What's the matter with you? Texas Mother

the Year, remember?

What am I supposed to do, kiss her hand?

Oh, come on, Ziggy. It's only five
minutes.

Well, the Texas Mother of the Year, two
minutes. You understand? That's all.

Okay, but smile.

Okay, boys, you can come in now.

Well, you couldn't possibly be anybody's
mother.

You're too young.

Mrs. Anderson, Ziggy's just been dying
to meet you. Oh, Mr.

Zaglin. Why, you must have very, very
lucky children.

Why, thank you.

You know, the love of a mother is the
most precious thing in the world.

I know I had a wonderful mother.

What do you mean, had?

Yes, had. She died last month. Oh, how
awful.

Ziggy, could you put your arm around
Mrs. Anderson, please?

Fine.

Okay, boys, that's it.

Ziggy's just on a show.

Oh, it's all so exciting.

One more.

Hold it.

But I... I could never stand to be in
the limelight all the time.

Well, it's a harsh light, Mrs. Anderson,
and you must never blink.

Oh,

sorry, Ziggy. No, no, no, no. Come right
in.

This is my agent, Ted Goblin. How do you
do?

I just don't know what I'd do without
him. My right arm.

This here's Rudy. Come on, Rudy.

He's key man behind the scenes.

We generally go over the routines after
the show.

I'm sorry about the hats, Mr. Zachland,
but as I explained to Mr. Carpenter...

You think nothing of it, boy. We all
make mistakes.

I do more than most people.

No. I've yet to see it, Ziggy.

Oh, you do.

That's it, boys.

Oh, well.

Could I have a signed photograph?

Well, certainly. It's right there.

Thanks a lot. Come along, guys.

Fine. Thank you.

Oh, how can I ever thank you enough?

Ziggy? I just loved meeting you, Mrs.
Anderson. I really did. You're welcome.

Stupid old cow.

In and out in a minute, 40 flaps.

How about the hat, Ziggy?

Rudy wasn't told the brim should be
turned down.

You're fired. Look, Mr. Zaglin, it
wasn't my fault.

Fired. Finished. End of titles. Get out.

I'll teach him.

Ziggy, why don't you let Ralph do your
firing for you?

Yeah, let him take a rap at the union,
Mr. Producer. It's my show and I call

shots. Who comes and who goes, and that
includes you too, Cobbler.

Sure, Ziggy, I was just trying to help.
Oh, don't schmooze me, boy. We are in

one of our sunniest moods today.

And that goes for you too, Lois, twice.

Twice, I'm honored.

Oh, who died?

Oh, that was quick.

Did you clinch the deal with Templer?
Nope. Why, he turned you down? Flat.

Well, did you tell him what it pays?
Sure.

He didn't bat an eyelid.

What, the saint turns down 5 ,000 bucks
for three months' work?

That's right.

Well, not on my show he doesn't. Now,
you get back there, Damien. You give him

real sales pitch.

Look, it's no use. He's not interested.

I want him. You get him. Don't you think
Mr. Templer might find me more

convincing?

He's all yours.

You just remember one thing. Yeah?

You get temper on my show next week or
don't come in tomorrow. Oh, Ziggy, be

reasonable. I don't have to be
reasonable.

And you know why?

I'm the star.

The Ziggy Zaglin Show is me.

All alone, me.

The rest of you are a bunch of hangers
-on, replaceable as a pair of shoes.

get out!

Good evening.

It hasn't been until now.

I have a feeling you must be in the
wrong room.

No.

You're collecting for the Salvation
Army?

No.

I'm Texas Mother of E.

It's a happy thought.

Adopt me.

Thank you.

Here's to your new and happy childhood.

Delicious? It should be a ten bucks a
bottle.

All right, why?

Well, to be perfectly honest... Now,
let's not spoil things.

I, uh... want something.

Haymate or playmate?

Neither. A husband, perhaps?

Doesn't every single girl?

Right, now we've established one thing.
You're unmarried.

Who are you, miss?

Lois Neroy.

I work for Ziggy Zagler.

That's your problem, I'm afraid.

I gather you don't like him.

I don't know him.

But you know his show.

Yes, I saw it tonight.

I had an hour to kill.

I must say he was very successful in
murdering it.

Well, he wants you to be the guest on
his next show.

Such hospitality.

I've been sent as a sort of emissary to
change you from a rat thing into a mouse

thing, sort of lower your resistance.

I'm forced to admit things are
improving. You're far more attractive

last emissary, Mr.

Damien.

Any calls?

No, Mr. Saglin.

Hey, do I hear typing?

Yes, sir. Mr. Paul's typing in the
study.

Ah, I see.

Help yourself to a drink.

Thank you. Same for me, all right?

Paul, what are you doing here?

The rewrites for next week's show. I
wanted to get it finished tonight.

Ah, the only loyal guy in the outfit, my
brother.

Let's not get too fraternal.

Something bugging you?

I never felt happier in my life. I'm
quitting.

You're what?

I am quitting, Ziggy.

This is my last script.

You're not serious.

Oh, I was never more serious in my life.

Paul, listen.

You promised Mother you'd stick by me.
You'll leave Mother out of this.

You're not talking to the great American
public now.

She died thinking that her boy was God's
gift to this country. Okay.

Well, she's gone now.

And I can get you off my back.

Paul! Paul!

Paul, wait!

What's the matter?

Nothing. At least not with me.

I've just written my last script for the
Ziggy Zaglin show. I'm quitting.

You're kidding.

What are you talking about?

Well, what's the matter with you all of
a sudden?

You want me to lay it on the line?

Okay, I will.

I've had you, Ziggy, right to here.

You're a big, phony, no -talent, foul
-mouthed lump of lard.

You can't do this, Paul.

Who's to stop me?

I'll stop you.

And you?

I haven't got the guts.

You're a poor, frightened slob my
brother kicks around.

He wipes his feet all over you, and what
do you do?

You lick the laces.

You walk out on me and I'll fix it.
You'll never work in this business

I'm sorry, brother dear. I just signed
to write three pictures for 30 ,000

I'm flying to the coast tomorrow.

Good night, gentlemen.

We'll sue you.

For what?

Breach of contract.

I'd advise against it. I'll bet you
would.

Don't take my advice.

Ask Ziggy. We can have you for every
penny you've got.

Go ahead.

I'll put that in the book, too.

Book?

What book?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

I'm going to write a book.

My Life with Ziggy from A to Z.

I've talked to Doug with a publisher.
It's already been accepted.

Wait a minute, Paul.

It's all there, Ralph.

And I mean all.

But cheer up, friends. It's not the end
of the world.

Come on.

Smile. Like me.

I'm the happiest guy in town.

Ralph, this book... What does he mean?

I'm not quite sure.

He knows about Arlene McCleary.

Yes, I know.

This could crucify you, Ralph.

Ted.

Stop him.

We'll stop him.

One dead man.

Paul and Ziggy are only legally
brothers.

Paul was adopted, and then the parents
found out they could have a child of

their own.

Ziggy? Yeah.

Paul's always looked after him. He
promised the mother he would.

It's his way of paying her back for
taking him out of an orphanage and

him a real home.

Paul sounds like a nice guy. He is a
real nice guy.

Lois, will Ziggy really fire you if I
don't agree to appear on the show?

Probably.

Well, I can hardly see you unemployed,
can I?

You mean you'll do it?

Well, I say I'll talk to Ziggy.

Oh, you're marvelous.

Yes. Well, uh...

Do you think you could meet me tomorrow
at Paul's, say, around 10?

He lives on Long Island.

We could discuss the script, and then
you could meet Ziggy. He lives just down

the road from Paul.

Loris, I left Ziggy's in rather a hurry
tonight. I forgot to ask him whether he

got the saint for the guest spot next
week.

The sketch is written anyway, so if you
find any trouble with...

You're Paul Zagman?

That's right.

Who are you? What do you want? Can I
have a drink?

Sure, help yourself.

So cold.

Don't you think you better tell me what
this is all about?

I'm Arlene McCleary's brother.

Oh, I see.

Artist.

Genius.

Designer of book jackets.

And you don't see.

At all.

It was a terrible tragedy.

She was only 18, Mr. Zeglin.

I brought her up.

She was like a... Like a... Well, you
describe her.

You're a writer.

She was lovely.

Good.

And you and your rotten brother murdered
her.

That's not true. Maybe legally.

But morally, that TV crowd of yours
killed her.

You hypnotized her.

Your corny glamour.

The money.

Mr. McCleary, I know how you feel.
You're going to write a book about it,

you?

I heard about it from a publisher friend
of mine.

You're going to drag Arlene's name
through the mud, aren't you? No.

Liar.

On thy word of honor, Arlene's name
won't be mentioned.

I know.

Because I'm going to kill you.

On the terrace, he's hanged himself.

He's gone.

I just can't believe it.

I don't understand it. Why?

How long ago did you find him?

Just a few seconds before you arrived.

I worked for both of them, Paul and
Ziggy.

Oh, this will shatter, Ziggy. He'll
collapse.

How far away is he?

Just a few minutes down the road.

Come on.

You'd better go and tell Ziggy.

I'll call the police.

Oh, I see.

Operator, police to Babin, quickly.

Lois, I left Ziggy's in rather a hurry
tonight. I forgot to ask him whether he

got the same... Lois, please tell me
it's not true.

I'm sorry, Billy.

But why?

Why did he do it?

I don't know. He had everything to live
for.

The scandal.

I can just see the headlines now.

Ziggy Zaglin's brother a suicide.

Very embarrassing.

Hanging is so grotesque.

If it was a gun or something, we could
make it look like an accident.

Oh, you better phone Coblin and Damien
and Tom.

Time to get over here right away. We've
got to think of something to tell the

press.

Okay, I'll call them.

Who's over at Paul's now?

Simon Templer. He's called the police.
They'll want to talk to you. I don't

to go over there.

I just can't stand the sight of death.

Captain Williams, all I did was take the
body down.

You had no right to touch him.

I know you by reputation, Mr.

Templer. You love headlines.

Cheer up, Captain. You'll get your name
on the small print.

It all seems pretty straightforward.

Gatsby's due to hanging. Any other
injuries?

I'll ask the questions, Templer. Of
course.

Were there any other injuries?

Bruise on the jaw.

You mean somebody hit him? I don't think
so.

More likely due to rope abrasion. Now,
how about the time of death?

Well, I'd estimate it between midnight,
1 a .m.

Write up your report and let me have it.

Doctor, is there any chance that he was
throttled first and then strung up

there? Not unless he was garroted by the
same rope.

Death was definitely due to
strangulation.

His neck wasn't broken?

No. What are you getting at?

Nothing at all. Just asking a few
innocent questions.

Have you any reason at all to think Paul
Zeiglin was murdered?

Nope. He tied a rope around his neck and
jumped off a ladder.

Suicide by hanging.

You're clairvoyant.

Thanks, Dr. Kent.

Now, listen here, Templer. I've heard
about the way you act.

You want to be on Ziggy Zeiglin's show?
Fine. Stand on your head, do tricks,

whatever you like.

But don't try to build up an obvious
suicide into a murder mystery just for

cheap personal publicity.

Captain, you cut me to the quick.

Shall I introduce you, or would you care
to find out their name is by clever

deduction?

Who are you?

I'm Ted Carpenter. This is Lois Norroy
and Ralph Damien. We work with Paul and

Ziggy Schell. My name is Williams,
Captain of Detectives.

I'd like to talk to you one at a time.
For you first, the rest of you, out.

Oh, by the way, including you, out.

Certainly, Captain of Detectives.

I only wanted to warn you.

Anybody ever heard of Eileen McClure's
brother?

Who? Eileen McClure's brother.

What are you talking about?

Name me nothing?

No. How about you, Copland? No, never.

Why? I just wondered.

Tell me more about Paul. I knew he was a
writer. What else?

Well, he was a do -it -yourself fiend.
Oh, yeah, he used to build his own

furniture, you know, paneled his study.

He was better than most professional
carpenters.

He made that.

Yeah, it wasn't until it was finished he
realized how much it looked like an old

-fashioned gallows. A careful, precise
worker, in other words.

Very. Was he depressed?

No, quite the reverse.

Oh? Well, he'd just signed to do three
films.

You knew he was quitting?

Yeah, he told me yesterday morning.

He didn't want to tell Ziggy because he
didn't want to upset him on the day of

the show.

So he was happy. He was delighted.

They own a boat.

Now, but he often sails ziggies.

Where does Ziggy keep his boat?

Just down the road in the yacht basin.

What's the name of it?

The Zig Zag.

Okay, don't take a look at it.

Looking for something?

As a matter of fact, I am.

The other end of this?

I don't know what you're talking about.

All I know is I've lost a top writer.
I'm a bit short of ideas for the show.

You're looking for ideas here.

We all went out sailing a couple of
weeks ago.

Paul made a lot of notes that were left
on board.

How long have you produced Ziggy,
Sheriff?

Since it started.

I hate it.

Meaning you hate Ziggy.

From head to toe, every revolting inch.

Why?

Because he lacks every imaginable asset
of looks, wit, charm, and talent.

He's a freak.

A freak that hits the public once in a
generation like an epidemic.

The viewers don't see him off camera.

He's made my life a living hell for
eight long years.

Why don't you quit?

You know, I don't really have to answer
that question.

But...

I pick up $3 ,000 every Friday.

I'm not going to speculate on Paul's
reasons for doing what he did.

I sit on the stool here.

Let the people who don't really care
have a field day with their guesses and

gossip.

An artist's private life should be his
own.

And after he delivers his script or
walks off the stage, the world should

him alone.

Why don't you...

Choke up here so you can't go on. All
right, all right, all right.

The world should let him alone.

Paul's life was his own.

If he chose to finish the script where
he did, we have

no right to ask why.

Not bad.

I'm in tears myself.

Everybody, Ziggy. Good to see you,
Saint. Have a drink.

Peppermint water.

The first one, you're a guest.

After that, it's every man for himself.

Ah, nice to have you, boy.

Thank you. I suppose you're a bit
shocked, eh, Tepler?

Shall I be?

No, no.

Ziggy's comments on Paul's death haven't
rehearsed like anything else on the

show. Well, there's always room for last
-minute script relations, though.

Well, what do you mean?

Put in the name of Paul's killer.

What do you mean?

Wait a minute. Shut up!

You mind explaining that remark?

Quite simply, Captain Williams says it's
suicide.

I say it's murder.

Oh?

Have you anyone in mind?

Yes.

You three, for example.

He's manic.

With hallucinations.

Paul was killed between midnight and
one.

Where were you?

Well, I don't know that I should tell
you, but I will.

I worked from the study till about 1
.30.

typing most of the time.

Well, Joe heard me, didn't you?

Yes, sir.

Then I went to bed.

How about you, Damien?

Hmm? Oh, a couple of nine left here at
1110. Sure.

You're very specific.

Mm -hmm. I want to catch Annie Ross at
the Caribbean on 53rd Street. She's on

1215. Oh, so you were both in New York
around midnight.

That's right.

How was she?

Annie? Fabulous.

We want her on the show.

And now, if you're through with this
nonsense, Mr.

Templer, I have some work to do.

Damien?

Yeah. You too, Lois.

I'll be at Paul's house if you want me.

Get lost, Joe.

Joe, I think what he means is, would you
be kind enough to excuse us?

Oh, I know what he means, Mr. Templer.

You're stirring up an awful lot of
trouble for us.

What's my nature?

Have you really got anything to go on?

Quite a lot.

Such as?

I gather that Paul was as happy as a
lout last night.

He was through with the job he hated
after years with Ziggy. He was finally

beginning to live.

Oh, you mean no motive?

Not for suicide.

Unfortunately for Paul, he was writing a
book.

Who told you that?

An expose on Ziggy.

The whole truth...

And nothing but the truth.

Now, of course, he won't be finishing
the book.

Much to everybody's relief.

That was the motive for murder. That
holds for you, for Ziggy, Damien, even

Lois.

And, of course, Arlene McClary's
brother.

You have heard of him?

Yeah, I've heard of him.

You know where he lives?

I think he's in Europe.

You think?

Listen, Templer.

Ziggy's a big investment for me.

As his agent, I get 10 % of his gross
income.

Last year, he made over a million bucks.

Don't you people think of anything else
but money? We've had everything else.

Now look, we're paying you $5 ,000 for
the guest spot next week. I haven't

agreed to do it yet.

Suppose I made it $20 ,000, provided you
leave well enough alone.

Please don't stand too close to me,
Cobblin. I have a delicate stomach. I

wouldn't do that.

Mr. Templer.

897 East 86th Street.

Arlene McClary's brother.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's no good.

Yeah, Paul, here, here, think of
something.

Look, Ziggy, all I'm saying is I don't
like a sketch that burlesques the

minister. Okay, you think of something.

You're supposed to be the producer.

Hey, what if we... Yeah?

No, we couldn't do that either.

Thank you.

Ziggy, why don't we take a break?

Because we've got a show to do. Because
I'm the one who has to stand up in front

of all the cameras and... All right.

Now, come on.

Let's get down to Cranmore and have a
drink.

Yeah, the air will do us good.

Not you, baby.

While we're gone, you transcribe this.

We'll be back in an hour.

God, what I do to amuse the great
American public.

The sacrifices, the strain.

You're a strong man, Ziggy.

As well as a genius.

I know.

But it's a terribly lonely life.

It's a lovely life.

And Tepler's not going to spoil it.

Or something.

They may have, too.

This could strangle a man very easily.

But I thought it was a rope.

Paul was hanged by a rope. Whether it
killed him or not, we don't know.

Now, what have you found?

Play it and see.

I know Ziggy's ruthless and cruel. He'd
do anything to stay on top.

But I just can't believe he'd do
anything to hurt Paul, ever.

Where did you get this?

On Ziggy's desk.

Typewriter recorded.

Yeah. So to all intents and purposes, he
could have been sitting in his study

typing. Nipped over here, called Paul,
nipped back again.

Say in 15 minutes and Joe would swear
he'd never left the house.

Yeah, but why?

Paul was writing a book about Ziggy. A
biography?

No, an expose.

The seamy side of Ziggy's life. I don't
believe it.

Why not?

Paul never had much use for Ziggy, but
he'd never deliberately hurt him.

You still haven't heard of Arlene
McCleary?

No, you keep on mentioning her name, but
I've never heard of her. Who is she?

She's dead.

Yeah, but how does she tie up with
Ziggy?

We're going to drive to New York and
find out.

I'm going to drop you off at the
Caribbean Club.

I want you to find out what time Annie
Ross did her show last night and whether

Damon and Cobblin were really there.

And meet me at my hotel at six.

Okay. What are you going to do?

Check up on the elusive Arlene
McCleary's brother.

Who are you?

Simon Templer.

How'd you get in?

The door was open.

Now it's closed.

What do you want?

The truth.

About your sister and Paul Zaglin's
murder.

I had nothing to do with it.

You saw Paul last night?

Yeah.

Why? To beg.

To what?

Mercy.

Your sister.

You know about the book.

Drink? No, thanks.

She was just a kid.

Not even 18.

I brought her up.

She was very beautiful.

She was an innocent.

You know what I mean?

She was studying singing.

Opera.

We needed cash and she did a commercial
on the Ziggy Zaglin show.

Ziggy spotted her and that was it.

What happened?

Total corruption.

Moral, physical, mental.

The money, the high living, the...

Constant drinking.

Ziggy dazzled her.

And she became his mistress.

One night he threw a party on a beach.

And the next morning Arlene was found
lying in the sand.

Facedown.

Drowned? Oh, sure she was drowned. I
mean, that was the official verdict.

What's yours?

Arlene could swim like a dolphin.

It was her one sport. She won cups.

But I accepted it.

Put the rotten part out of my mind till
I heard about Paul's book.

You were afraid of a scandal?

I was afraid that Paul would tell the
world what she was really

like.

Cheap, degraded, promiscuous.

What happened last night?

I asked him to leave her out of the
book.

And? He promised me her name wouldn't be
mentioned.

He did?

Yeah, I didn't believe him. I had a bit
to drink. I hit him. He fell down.

I heard a car in the driveway. I
panicked, I guess.

Ran out, came back here.

I didn't kill him.

I didn't kill him, I swear it.

I'm a police officer.

Are you James Randall McCleary?

Yeah. I'd like to ask you a few
questions.

My, Mr.

Templer, but you get around, don't you?

I try.

What are you doing here?

I'm visiting a friend.

I'm surprised you have any.

Life's full of surprises, isn't it?

Mr. McCleary, were you out on Long
Island last night?

Yeah. Did you visit Paul Zeiglin between
midnight and 1 a .m.? You don't have to

answer those questions.

Keep quiet, or I'll hand him his case on
a platter.

Pretty obvious, isn't it?

It's a set -up.

They were listening outside.

You tipped them off.

Mr. Templer had nothing to do with my
being here.

It was a matter of interest, Captain
Williams.

Who did?

That's my business.

And you intend to mind it?

You do the same with yours, Templer, or
you'll be put someplace where you can't

interfere.

Mr. McCleary, you're under arrest.

I didn't kill him.

I swear it.

I know you didn't.

Well, I'm going to prove it.

What Paul Lewis?

What made him do it? We don't know.

That's life, I guess.

Jack, were Ralph Damien and Ted Codlin
here last night? Sure, baby. I had a

drink with them. What time?

Oh, from 12 .15 till well after two.

Excuse me, yes?

He's still creating about using these
tin dantros. Can you come down and sort

out? All right, I'll come down.

Sorry, baby. Chef trouble.

They're worse than opera singers.

I'll be right back.

Take your time.

Lou!

Oh, darling, how are you? It's been
ages.

Listen, I understand that Ted Coblin and
Ralph Damien were in last night. Well,

didn't you see them?

No, darling, I didn't go on.

What do you mean?

Oh, I felt vile last night. You know,
oysters.

You mean you weren't on? No show?

Darling, without me, how could there be
a show?

You mean she just walked out without
saying anything?

Yes, sir.

Well, did you see her leave?

No, sir. I was in the kitchen. Well,
where the devil would she go?

It's not like Lois to just walk out.

She's not at Paul's.

Okay.

Look, a study's been searched.

Oh, no. Oh, yes.

Draws are out of the desk. Tapes strewn
all over the place. What are we going to

do? What do you think?

Hello?

It's Lois.

I'm sorry if you've been worried, but
something came up. I'm on my way back

Tell them I know who killed Paul.

Simon Templer says he knows who killed
Paul.

Yeah, he's with me now.

We're both leaving right away.

But who, Lois, who?

All right.

But hurry.

She says that Templer knows who killed
Paul.

Who?

He won't tell her.

Where are they now?

They're leaving New York right now.

I don't want to know.

I don't want to know any unpleasantness.

Except when you make it. Well, it's your
job to protect me, both of you.

I've got to be sheltered, otherwise I
can't work.

We'll protect you, Sadie. If we don't,
what have we got left?

A reception committee.

Get up!

Willis?

Do you recognize the car?

Yeah. It looks like Ziggy's car.

I wonder whether Ziggy's driving it.

How far's the house?

About a quarter of a mile from here.

Come on, let's stop walking.

It's still hot.

Snuck the keys around there. You drive
until Captain Williams gets here as fast

as he can.

Okay.

This dance routine is too long.

It's too long!

I don't like it anyway.

We'll have to cut it.

What the devil are you doing here?

Where's Lois?

Oh, she's resigned.

What? Don't worry, Ziggy. Where you're
going, you won't need to go. Friday, you

know what this is.

It's one hour of typewriter music.

Your alibi blown wide open.

Damien, Cobbler.

Claire's too.

What's the matter with him? He's nuts.

Name one song that Annie Ross sang last
night. Just one.

Uh, I can't remember.

We were a bit high.

They weren't there.

Call the manager up and ask him. Oh,
they've already set that up.

But Annie Ross didn't go on last night.

She was ill.

Is this true?

Why don't you call up Annie and ask her?

Why are you lying?

Because one of them curled Paul.

This is getting delightfully libelous.

Then sue me.

What's he talking about?

Were you at the Caribbean last night or
not?

Look, he's making this up out of
nothing.

I'll tell you one more thing about your
brother, Ziggy.

He was a very neat person. He liked
everything just right.

Now, he must have become awfully clumsy
at the last moment if he couldn't think

of a better way of killing himself than
to step.

off the bottom rung of a ladder, and
choked slowly and miserably to death.

Now, if he had leapt from the top, he'd
have done it fast.

A quick, clean, broken neck.

See, this is crazy.

Paul's larynx was ruptured.

I spoke to the medical examiner. They
did a proforma autopsy this morning.

Paul died of strangulation.

Choked.

By hand.

Which one of you was it? Don't be crazy,
Ziggy.

All had to be silenced.

He was going to write the truth about
Arlie McCleary.

I was against that right from the
beginning, wasn't I? You two tried it.

up. That's just what he wants. You did
it. But it was your party. And your

But you did it. You threw a rollerball.
She was drunk.

She fell down the stairs.

When we got to her, she was dead.

Oh, it was a pretty wild party.

To avoid a scandal, they took the body
out in the boat to make it look like

drowning. See, you are a certified...
You're in this as much as we are. Well,

you two killed Paul.

Exactly.

McCleary was with Paul last night,
begging him not to write the book.

Paul said no, so McCleary hit him.

Knocked him out.

Then someone else came over, strangled
Paul and strung him up on his own

gallows. This is idiocy. McCleary's been
arrested.

How did you know?

It only happened an hour ago.

I saw him. How did you know?

Because you tipped off the police.

Next question.

How did you know McCleary was there at
all last night?

I don't have to answer your stupid
questions. Of course you don't. So I'll

answer them for you.

You were there. You saw McCleary. You
saw him hit Paul and then leave.

You went in, found Paul unconscious, so
you strangled him with curtain cord.

Then you went down to Ziggy's boat to
get some rope. You did it.

Yes, for you.

To protect the goose that lays the
golden eggs.

We were making a fortune, all of us.

And you two had to spoil it. You stupid,
gutless little jerks.

All right, Coblin.

Get him up on his feet.

Captain Williams wants a word with a
pair of you.

I shut my eyes to things.

I didn't want the tales.

Just to be protected like a butterfly in
a cocoon.

I'm going to change.

From now on, sweetness to everybody.

I'd lose, Mr. Zegler. Now, you listen
here, Junior.

You hand me those hats on cue, or I'll
cut your head off and send it home to

your mother. You understand?

Yes, sir. Get going.

Now, ladies and gentlemen.

The man you've all been waiting for,
Ziggy Zaglin.

It's better that way.

Ironic, isn't it? Paul wasn't even going
to mention Eileen McCleary in his book.

What about that typewriter tape on
Ziggy's desk?

Oh, dare me implanted that to cancel
suspicion on Ziggy should the occasion

arise.

Simon, you were convinced that Paul was
murdered from the start. What made you

so sure?

Well, he was walking on cloud nine.

He was thrilled and happy.

There's one thing I know about human
nature, Lois. It's that there is no such

thing as a happy suicide.