All language subtitles for the_saint_s03e12_the_unkind_philanthropist

Wouldn't you know it, I've been at the
guidebooks again. I'm a regular fund of

information. It says here that centuries
ago, the strategic position of Puerto

Rico made it the natural rendezvous for
the Spanish treasure convoys that fanned

out on their golden quests up and down
the coasts of Central and South America.

You can see it now.

This ancient fortress of El Morro,
ringing with the shouts of the

the laughter of the... laughter of the
beautiful women. Excuse me.

Beautiful, isn't it?

You may be interested to know that
Harbour was first discovered by... By

Christopher Columbus in 1493, his second
voyage.

Later, it was conquered by... Ponce de
Leon in 1508.

Did you write this guidebook any time?
No, I didn't. Goodbye.

Do I detect a faint note of hostility in
your voice?

You do, and it wasn't intended to be
faint.

Oh, why?

Because I'm one of the few women left in
the world who is not remotely

interested in the famous Simon Templer.

Stop!

Senor, help! Please, stop!

Please! What's the problem? My husband,
senor, they kill him. Por favor, come,

come with me.

They try to put his offer in line, and
my husband, they kill him. Which way?

Why?

is an eviction, Norris. You understand?

You will not push me off my land.

Comprende? You better comprende, pal.
Not me. You gotta vacate. Vamos. Beat

This farm ain't yours anymore.

It's always mine, this land.

And my father's.

Listen, Juan.

You borrow money and so you prep the
farm for security. Now you can't pay.

So?

You get off the farm.

Never!

Pick on somebody your own size.

You have no right.

We'll be back.

We'll teach you the lesson. Go on, get
out of here.

Scum! Peace!

Are you all right now?

Thank you, senor. Muchas gracias.

Thank me? I couldn't have done much
without him. What's your name?

Uncle Victor, senor.

And I'm Maria.

Come, little ones. Go play.

Come inside, senor.

Senor, in the house of Juan Gama, you
are welcome.

Thank you.

Oh, by the way, I'm Simon Templer.
Senor, and this is my wife, Dolores.

Please sit down, senor. I will get some
wine.

Thank you.

Oh, once was you to tell me what that
was all about.

Senor, a long time ago, I borrowed much
money to grow my tomatoes in water.

A big word.

Hydroponic? Si, senor. That is it.

But my crop, she is bad and the times
are poor. And I cannot pay back.

But I have signed this paper.

And when I cannot pay, these men come
and say we must leave the farm.

But we cannot leave.

No. This land holds the bones of my
father.

And your father's father.

And a man does not give up his land
because of a paper, does he?

It rather depends on what the paper was
you signed, Juan.

I do not know what I signed, senor. You
see, my English, it is not good.

Juano, you will go to Senor Acquire.

Yes, he will fix.

Who exactly is Senor Acquire?

Oh, Senor, he is a very great man in
these parts.

Very important.

He will help me.

Well, if there's nothing I can do, I'll
be running along.

Oh, no, Senor. You have done much
already.

Muchas gracias.

You're welcome.

And may God shower many blessings on
you, Senor.

Gracias. Senor, you are a man of
courage.

And friendship.

I wouldn't go that far.

I know. He is a good man, that.

A great man.

And now I must get ready to see Signor
quiet.

The first internal combustion engine
used gunpowder.

Did it really?

Yes, it was invented by Christian Hygen.
Did you know that?

No, I didn't. Ah.

And presumably you don't know how to fix
that.

No, I don't.

You'll figure it out. Have fun.

You wouldn't.

Oh, why not? I'm one of the few men left
in the world who's not remotely

interested in, uh... The name is Tristan
Brown, and I apologize.

Accept it, please. Step in.

Tristan, eh? I must say I'm the old
-fashioned type. I like girls to have

names. I think Tristan is a very nice
name. So did my father.

They had to do something to liven up
Brown, didn't they?

Exactly.

And where can I drop you, Tristan Brown?

Catania Prison, please.

Are you turning yourself in?

No, but I may give the governor of the
prison a grant.

Grant? Grant of what?

Money.

Will you give money away?

Quite a lot of it.

Your own or somebody else's?

Somebody else's.

Does he know about it?

No, he's dead.

That's nice, isn't it?

Don't you believe me?

Not a word.

Well, it's true. Haven't you ever heard
of the Ogden H. Keel Foundation?

I work for it.

I get 150 a week plus expenses.

Just for giving away money?

It isn't as easy as you'd think.

I'd be marvellous, Alice.

Are you a lawyer?

Well, what difference does that make?

I am.

You're kidding.

Columbia Law School.

And the firm of which I'm a very junior
partner administers the Kiel Foundation.

And you're here in Puerto Rico to give
away some of the foundation dough.

Mostly for rehabilitation and education.

Rehabilitation.

A million dollars would rehabilitate me
right out of sight.

That's what I was afraid of.

As far as I go, I'm allergic to prison.
I can imagine why.

While you're paying the convicts out,
I'll arrange for your car to be picked

and have some lunch. I'll be back for
you about three. We can drive back by

of El Yunque. We can talk more about
law. Okay.

Well, I hate to admit it, but it's very
kind of you, considering.

Considering how much you know about
everything.

I lent you everything I could in order
to help you to start this business.

Now, I'm not a rich man and I need my
money back.

So I have to sell your farm in order to
get it.

But, senior, you cannot.

One look, you signed a paper giving me
full authority to sell your land in

full settlement mind if you didn't pay.

I'm sorry, but business is business.

But...

Well, how shall I live?

Get a job.

Others do.

Senor, they say you are a good man.

I think not.

I think you are a devil.

How dare you speak to me like that? You
ungrateful wretch.

After all I've done for you. Let me tell
you something.

That land is mine.

And I want you off it in four days.
Otherwise there'll be trouble.

Now get out of here before I lose my
temper.

It is not all right, Sidney. Get out!

Oh, bless my soul. I really believe I
was getting steamed up.

Wait a minute there. I thought you were
going to have a stroke.

Oh, these people.

enough to try the patience of a saint.

They're just like grown -up kids, you
know.

Do you mind if I join you? Oh, please do
sit down.

Thank you.

My name's Quire, Elmer Quire. Nice to
meet you, Mr. Quire. And you're doing a

little island hopping?

Oh, for pleasure.

What was wrong with your problem child?

Gamma? Oh, he's a hopeless bungler, I'm
afraid.

I shall have to put him down as one of
my failures.

Couldn't you give him another chance?

Oh, you've no idea how many chances he's
had already.

Um, you're a visitor here, I take it?

Yes. Not in any kind of business?

No, not at the moment, but I might get
into some. Well, now, if I can be of any

help, do let me.

Here's my card. I've been here some ten
years now, and I might be able to advise

you. Oh, thank you.

Oh, dear, dear, dear, I really must run.

Well, it's been a pleasure, Mr...
Pleasure meeting you, Mr. Quire.

Thank you. Thank you.

Does the governor of the prison qualify
for a million dollars?

He's doing a quite remarkable job, you
know.

Most of those men aren't habitual
criminals.

Oh, no, just nice normal guys who stick
a knife in somebody's back if he gets

out of line.

I'm beginning to think you don't take me
seriously.

My dear, I hang on to every single word.

Incidentally, where are you staying?

The Playa.

Oh, isn't that cozy?

So am I.

Mr. Quire?

I just simply have got to have this
property.

Makes for an ideal location for a
factory site. And the beauty of it is no

demolition. Exactly, sir, exactly.

Just a shack of a house and a defunct
hydroponic tomato farm.

Perfect.

Mr. Twainwright, if we can agree terms,
I can have the contracts drawn up

immediately. Well, now, sir, what would
you say to $100 ,000?

I'd say $110 ,000.

It's a deal, sir.

It's a deal.

Thank you.

To money.

Oh, just what the doctor ordered.

Tristan, this prison governor of yours,
does he really qualify for an Ogden H.

Keel endowment?

He might.

You see, we don't just write checks to
organize charities, and yet we obviously

can't deal with the thousands of
individual cases.

So, in each area we go into, we employ a
good local administrator, give him an

allocation, and leave the handling of it
to his judgment.

You must be besieged by an awful lot of
owners.

I am.

Sometimes.

That's why we have to have very strict
rules.

To become a recipient, you have to
furnish proof of solvency.

Oh. $20 ,000.

In cash?

Naturally.

Let's take these out on the patio.

Fine.

Now, for me to qualify for an Ogden H.
Keel endowment, I have to give you $20

,000 in cash. That's right.

So you'll be on the next plane to
Alaska.

I don't think that's amusing. Oh, I do.
I think it's a very funny idea. Well, if

you don't want to be serious... Oh, no,
no. Please, come and sit down.

Go on. I promise you, I really am very
interested.

Well, you're investigated, and if you're
on the level, you get your $20 ,000

back. Plus the Keel Foundation
endowment.

The amount you get depends on what you
propose to do with it.

How do you pick people?

We get the names of suitable individuals
from local government people, bank

managers, ministers.

Who have you got in Puerto Rico?

The prison warden I mentioned, a man
called Elmer Quire, a Dr. Keston. Quire?

Why, do you know him?

Elmer Quire is an arrogant, egotistical
chiseler posing as a Lord Bountiful.

He's so thick with the need for
flattery, it turns him blue with rage if

doesn't get it. I know, I've seen it
happen.

You're practically turning blue
yourself.

I'm sorry.

And I'm beginning to think you're only
interested in me because I give away

money.

Well, I must admit it adds a certain
zest to your charm.

I see. Well, thanks for the ride. Come
on, don't be angry.

It was only a joke.

Will you have dinner with me? And I
promise I won't even mention money.

All right.

Give me an hour to change.

All right. I'll meet you down here at
seven.

Fine.

to tell me that some stranger just
interfered? A devil, senor. A big man.

Honey, tell me he was a real tough nut.

Now you get this through your thick
skulls. I want Gamma off that land and

quick. If I lose this sale, you two
baboons will lose your heads.

Now get out.

Lovely dinner.

Perfect evening. Thank you.

How about breakfast?

I can't.

Why not?

I'm starting off early tomorrow morning
to go around the island.

I'm still a working girl, you know.

I'll drive you.

No, Judge Hendricks and his wife are
taking me. It's business.

Still investigating repudations?

Yes.

I'll stay away from Al McQuire.

Don't worry. He's right off my list.

Am I still on it?

The very top.

Do you believe me?

Well, of course I believe you.

How long will you be away?

Two days.

I may kill myself.

Then I have no incentive to come back.

Have you not?

Can I have a telephone, please?

Thank you.

I'd like to send a telegram.

Simon Templer, room 364.

It's to the Ogden H. Keogh Foundation,
New York City, New York.

Please confirm credentials.

Your representative here, Tristan Brown.

Signed, Simon Templer.

I haven't eaten that big a breakfast in
years.

You need nourishment, giving away all
that money.

Simon, why do you say things like that?

Like what?

Well, I get the feeling you don't
believe me. That you think I'm some kind

confidence trickster.

Tristan, please.

Sorry, I guess I'm just oversensitive.

Oh, here comes Mrs. Hendricks. The
judge's wife?

Yes. Why, you keep such select company.

Tristan, honey, have I kept you waiting?

We've just finished breakfast. This is
Mr. Simon Templer. Mrs. Hendricks. How

you do?

Mrs. Hendricks.

Well, thank you for the breakfast,
Simon. My pleasure. See you in a couple

days. Bye -bye, Mr. Templer. Sorry we've
got to rush off. Jack, please come

along, honey.

Sir, your Templer. A key.

Francis.

to confirm Tristan Brown fully
accredited representative of Ogden H.

Foundation.

Well, well, well.

So she is on the level.

You are a thief.

A swindler. Holy cow.

He is a crook. He tried to steal my
land.

You signed a perfectly legal promissory
note and I'll defend it all the way to

the Supreme Court if necessary.

What's more, you go round calling me a
thief and I'll not only have the police

after you.

I'll see you never get another job as
long as you live.

You, your wife, or your unwashed brats.

Senor, quiet. I beg you not to...
Excluding interest, you now owe me $12

Your note falls due tomorrow at
midnight.

Either you pay off or you leave this
house.

Understand?

Senor, you cannot do this.

No?

Alecron.

Show him.

Tomorrow night.

Go, little one.

Rodriguez and Gomez, they fight.

And what happens?

Like smoke, they go up.

They are no more.

Juan, while there is still time, let us
go.

Where? Tell me, where?

New York.

In New York, there are only strangers.

Here I have friends.

And when they beat you, where are your
friends?

Do they come to help you?

No, not one.

Wano, these men will not stop until we
are off the land.

I can still until tomorrow night to pay
senior quietly money.

Perhaps something... Men like he do not
make mistakes, Wano.

He is respected.

You are put that far more.

It will be his word they will take, not
yours.

Something will happen.

Someone... Will help me.

Gracias.

Good morning.

Good morning, sir.

I'd like a room with a bath, please.
Have you a reservation, mister? Brown.

Tristan Brown.

No, I'm afraid I don't have a
reservation. I had to leave New York at

of dawn and didn't have time.

We are rather full at the moment, sir.

I represent the Ogden H. Keogh
Foundation. You've probably heard of it.

indeed I have, sir. The foundation does
wonderful work.

I am sure we can pick you up.

Thank you.

Oh, I'd like a safe deposit envelope,
please. I have some rather valuable

papers. Of course, Mr. Brown.

Thank you.

Not at all.

A pleasure to have you with us, Mr.
Brown.

509, please.

Yes, this all seems to be in order, Mr.
Quire.

But I'm flying back to New York for a
meeting.

I'll be back here tomorrow night at 10 o
'clock.

And if we can meet around 11 and
finalize the deal... That'll be fine,

Twainwright. and I'll have a certified
check for $110 ,000.

You're making a very, very good deal.
Why, that farm is absolutely ideal for

your needs.

Ideal? Why, Mr. Quire, a comparable
property on the mainland would have cost

five times as much. Well, sir, I must be
off. See you tomorrow night.

You bet.

I sure do hope that my magnolia trees
take to this planet.

Oh, I'm positive they will.

Well, hello, Mr. Quire.

Oh, yes, the restaurant yesterday, Mr...
Tristan Brown.

I hope I'm not interrupting.

Not at all, sir, not at all. I was just
leaving.

Well, so long, choir.

I'll be in touch. Thank you, Mr.

Twinewright. Now, you have a good trip,
mind.

I'll do that, old thing. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Now, what can I do for you, Mr. Brown?

As a matter of fact, Mr. Choir, I
represent the Ogden H. Keel Foundation

York.

Come right in, Mr. Brown.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Mr. Brown, do you mean to say that the
Ogden H. Keel Foundation would consider

handing me, say, a million dollars to
disperse here as I think fit?

That's a general idea, yes.

But how did you happen to pick on me?

As soon as I started to make inquiries,
your name kept popping up as the local

philanthropist. So our meeting yesterday
wasn't entirely accidental?

You're really quite observant, Mr.
Quire.

And that's why you so very carefully
avoided telling me your name?

Exactly. I don't like people to know my
true identity until I'm ready to make a

deal.

Actually, I'm a little worried about
yesterday.

Worried? The things you said to that
man.

Gamma? Oh, my dear fellow.

Why, these Puerto Ricans, they're used
to these violent expressions.

I was just putting the fear of God into
gamma for his own good.

By the time he's thought things over,
we'll be able to work something out.

I'm glad to hear that, because one of
the requirements of the foundation is

the person we're considering submit a
list to us of all the people he's done

business with during the past five
years. Then we...

discreetly make inquiries amongst those
people, and if we get the slightest

impression that they've had a raw deal,
then the application is dropped right

there and then.

You can go along with this.

Oh, I'm sure I can.

Good. There is one other thing. We have
to have some guarantee that the

recipient of a foundation grant is
sufficiently well off not to be tempted

uh... Help himself to foundation money?

Exactly. So, therefore, I shall have to
ask you to show me a substantial amount

of cash.

Cash?

Mr. Quire, books can be juggled.

Yes, I suppose so.

How much?

$20 ,000.

The money is deposited someplace, in
your name, of course, until inquiries

completed. I see.

Well, I think I can manage that.

Good, then.

Suppose we meet tomorrow at my hotel,
say, 11 in the morning? That's fine.

are you staying?

San Jose.

Ah, good. I'll be there with the money.

Very shortly, I shall be handing you a
great deal more than that.

I hope so. Thank you, Mr. Brown.

It's been a great pleasure talking to
you. Mr.

Quire, I sincerely hope you'll always
feel that way.

Goodbye.

There is a Santa Claus.

I want to send a telegram for me to
Ogden H. Keel Foundation, New York City.

Is Tristan Brown your accredited
representative here?

Right.

Oh, send Mr. Quire right up, man. Thank
you.

Right on time.

Be punctual, be brief, and be gone.
That's my motto.

Oh, well, here's the list you asked for.
Thank you.

I see one Gamma's name's on here. Yes.

Oh, we're going to work something out.
And when we have, why, he'll be telling

everybody I'm his greatest friend.

Good. Did you bring the money?

Here it is.

Twenty thousand.

Count it.

Mr. Quire, I trust you completely.

Although I must say I don't feel the
same way about the rest of the world, so

suggest we put this in the hotel safe.
You, of course, keep the receipt.

Just how long will this take?

Till you get your money back or till you
get some of ours?

Both. Oh, about a week.

Usually the board in New York acts
pretty quickly on my recommendations.

Sometimes, in fact, we even get the
first hundred thousand back by return

Mr. Brown, I'm deeply touched by your
face in me.

The receipt?

Now, may I help you, Mr. Brown? Yes, I'd
like a safe deposit envelope, please.

Of course.

Now, would you like to put the money
into the envelope?

Very good.

Thank you. Oh, receipt, please. Thank
you, mister.

Al McQuire.

Q -U -I -R -E.

Thank you.

Mr. Pryor, I'm afraid you won't be
seeing much of me for the next few days.

should be touring around the island,
visiting the people on our list. Fine.

So much to be done here, Mr. Brown. The
people are simple, but so highly

intelligent.

If you'll excuse me, Mr. Brown. You
haven't answered my question.

Question? What question?

The foundation. It does give me complete
freedom.

Whether we give you one or a million
dollars, it's yours to dispose of

as you wish. Now, I really do have...
Thank you, Mr.

Brown. Thank you.

Brown?

Yes?

Mr. Tristan Brown, I presume?

I'm afraid so.

And who's that?

As a matter of fact, that was Earl
McQuire.

He's panting at the idea of getting his
hands on a Kiel Foundation endowment,

huh? As you can see, it was positively
drooling. How much did he put up to get

himself considered?

$50 ,000.

Which is now in a sealed envelope.

Yes. Filled with folded paper.

Ah, you've been reading the stories.
Dozens of them. You are going to jail

as soon as I can get to a telephone and
call the police.

Truth, sir, I can't explain everything.

Explain what? That you're a liar?

Gee, the minute my back has turned,
you... The minute your back's turned,

were supposed to be away for two days.
Well, as a matter of fact, Judge

Hendricks got sick and I had to come
straight back. Oh.

And so I checked out of my other hotel
and I came here. May I ask why? Because

I'm falling in love with you.

Well,

uh, would you excuse us?

Tristan, uh, please let me... I thought
you were the most wonderful man in the

world. He trusted you.

Well, just go on and trust me a little
longer.

We wouldn't want it known that you used
your government position in order to get

a $16 ,000 kickback off that new
reservoir construction, now would we?

No.

Well, now, Ed, all you have to do is you
just give me a good, rousing reference

when that Mr. Brown calls on you.

Yes.

Thank you, Ed.

I knew I could count on you.

Well, do you see, Kendall?

Sure did, boss.

And? He was gonna rock the boat.

Alicron convinced him.

Good. Then the only fly in the ointment
is one gamma.

Yeah.

He's a stubborn little guy.

I'm not gonna have a Kiel Foundation
grant loused up by this little dumb

Rican mush mouth.

If he's not cooperative, you fix him.

I fixed him, boss.

I fixed him good.

$20 ,000.

For us?

You mean we stay on our land?

Forever.

It is a miracle.

Ah, si.

Signor Templer, are you a millionaire?

Not quite, but I manage.

Sure do.

I don't understand.

Why do you do such a thing for me?

Oh, one, I don't like to see anybody
taken.

And that's what Quire is trying to do to
you.

Yesterday in his office, I heard him
setting a deal with an American textile

company to sell your farm for $110 ,000.

But why?

They want it for a factory site.

Oh, you see?

I say all along, Quire is an evil man.

Now you can pay him off.

Oh, but, senor, how can we repay you?

What is your price?

I have none.

Mamacita, did I not tell you someone
would help us? Oh, si, guano.

Oh, senorita, you must love senor
Templer with all your heart.

Oh, I wouldn't go that far.

Thanks. But you both get married, no?

Like guano and me, we have much years of
love.

Well, it'll be much years of something,
I can tell you that. I'll tell you what,

Juan. You get dressed, I'll drop you off
in the village. You can pay choir off

right now.

Si. You wait just two minutes.

Excuse me, I have...

Well, Counselor?

I don't know why I don't just call up
the police and hand you right in.

Because you have a very kind heart.

Victor? Yes?

Been in any good fights lately?

No.

Kirsten, Al McGuire tried to... swindled
one out of a fortune, and I stopped

him.

It's my kind of justice.

Well, it isn't mine.

All right, where's our next stop? The
police station?

I don't know.

Well, mind if I make a suggestion?

Go ahead.

Have dinner with me, and then at the end
of the evening, you can decide whether

to throw me to the wolves or not.

If only I could murder you, I really
could.

Come straight home, why no drinking of
beer?

Si, I come home.

Come on.

New machinery?

And some more chickens?

And a dress for the lawyers?

No, two new dresses. And for Victor,
strong shoes.

Señor, I am so happy. I am dizzy with
happiness.

So are we, aren't we, Tristan?

Dizzy describes it exactly.

Now, remember one, get the paper back
you signed and a receipt.

Si.

Call me at the hotel as soon as you're
through. I'll wait for you in the bar.

the way, I moved back to the flyer. Si,
I thought.

Good. You don't have to tell Fowler
where you got the money. It's none of

business. Si.

Good luck to you. With $20 ,000, who
needs luck?

Come in.

Come in.

Oh, Juan, I'm delighted to see you.
Thank you, senor. Oh, do come in, my

fellow. Do sit down, please.

Yeah. You know, I've been very worried
about you.

Yes, deep down inside, you know, I'm
soft and sentimental.

And it hurt me that you and I should
quarrel.

There is no need now to quarrel, senor.

Of course not. Of course not.

Why, we'll work something out. I shall
probably be able to find you another

farm.

Another farm?

Now, look, Juan, I value your friendship
very, very much.

Now, if anybody should ask you, I want
you to be able to say that Al McCoy is

your very good friend.

But you are not my friend.

And I come here only to pay back what I
owe you.

What? Si.

I pay you back the loan.

Where'd you get that money?

From a friend. You're lying.

No, senor.

You tell me where you got that money
from. Senor, you are a cheat and a liar.

You want to sell my farm to big factory
for much money.

Well, now you cannot.

I pay back what I owe.

You give me the receipt and the paper I
sign. I will like the devil.

Then I go at once to Judge Hendricks and
I show him the money. And he come.

And he make you keep your bargain.

You give me the receipt and the paper I
sign.

Now. Ah, come on, Juan. Let's talk it
over. Now, senor.

And the paper.

Thank you, senor.

And I wish now never to speak to you
again in my life.

You got a receipt?

Fine.

All right, Juan, I'll be seeing you.

You're more than welcome.

Adios. So one can now call the farm his
own.

And the great Simon Templer is once more
covered with virtuous self

-satisfaction.

Preservation.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll toddle
along to the airline's office and see

whether I can get on a night flight.

Suppose I don't let you go.

It's nice to be prepared.

Anyway, you promised not to decide until
after dinner.

How are you? I'm fine, thanks.

But the judge is real poorly.

Oh, I'm sorry. His ulcers again. Had a
fierce attack this morning. We were out

with that doll in Tristan Brown. Had to
turn back. Have you met her? She's a

honey. She?

Are you talking about the Tristan Brown
who's a representative of the Keele

Foundation? Yes, of course.

She's a woman?

Elmer, have you been drinking?

Oh, of course not.

Yes, Mr. Goya? You have an envelope for
me. Get it.

You ruined a brand new pair of
stockings. I'm sorry.

Well, why don't you look where you're
going?

Why don't you shut your big trap and
drop down the sewer?

Well, really.

There you are, Mr. Goya.

Is something wrong, Mr. Quire?

Is Mr.

Tristan Brown in the hotel?

Oh, no, sir. I am sorry. Mr. Brown
checked out.

I'll flay him alive.

The oldest contract in the world, and I
fell for it. Gee, I'm sorry, boss.

Sorry.

Twinewright's coming here tonight with a
check for $110 ,000.

How can I sell him Warren's farm when he
doesn't mind to sell?

A beautiful deal loused up by a dumb
peasant farmer and a slick con artist.

And you think that Juan got the money
from this guy who calls himself Tristan

Brown? It's obvious, isn't it? Then why
don't you call the police?

Ah, what's the good of the police? What
can they do between now and ten o

'clock? Tristan Brown's probably on a
plane this minute. But, boss, Juan

isn't.

He isn't?

Is he?

Let's go.

Wake up, Mamacita.

Be galley.

Too much wine, Wano. My head, she's a
spin.

Tonight, we will light candles to our
lady.

And then in the village, a grand mirror
to see a little lindo.

Who is that?

Oh, it's a little choir.

Did you really think you'd get away with
it, Juan?

Well, well. All nicely laid out for the
take -in. Alicron!

I curse you!

You listen to me, you lousy little
peasant. That money belongs to me. And I

you, your woman, and your unwashed brats
out of this house by the morning.

You steal my farm to sell it for much
money.

I've sold it one. And just so nothing
goes wrong, nobody leaves this house

after midnight.

Now, let this be a lesson to you.

Nobody puts one over on El Macquar.

Nobody. See no one leaves?

Sure, boss.

Well, since you've decided to leave
tonight, I guess I can't stop you.

Well, Ernie, as much as I love your
company, I'm afraid Puerto Rico won't be

very healthy for me this time tomorrow.

Hey, hey!

How dare you!

Victor, all right, well, this young
man's my guest.

He's my guest!

All right, now, Victor, what's this all
about?

Senor Quire, take back my papa's money
and papers.

He's being troubled.

What do you mean, take them back?

He comes to the house with bad men.
Papa, I'm almost a prisoner.

All right, better go.

See you later, Captain. I'm coming, too.

Hello? Javis Twine right here, Mr.
Quire. Sorry I've been delayed.

I'll be over in about 15 minutes.

That'll be fine, Mr. Twine. Right, I'll
be waiting for you.

I know it's Victor.

I get it.

I get it.

Hey, kid, you come here.

Try making fat pig.

Fat pig?

I thought I told you about picking up
people your own size.

Oh.

Herman,

you're wonderful.

Thank you, Tristan.

Mr. Templer, you're the best fighter in
the world.

Coming to you, Victor, that's a real
compliment.

One, we'd better get moving.

Night's not over yet and we have a lot
of work to do.

Here we are, sir.

Thank you, Mr.

Twinewright. And now the land is yours.

And here is my certified check for $110
,000.

You know, Mr. Quire, it's been a great
pleasure doing business with you, sir. A

great pleasure. And the same goes for
me, too, Mr.

Twinewright.

The Quire? Why, you get... Mr. Quire,
who are these people? Get out of here!

Shut up, Elmer.

My name's Terry Simon Templer. This is
Tristan Brown and Juan Gamma, whose farm

is being illegally sold to you as a
factory site.

Illegally? That's a lie.

Alma, if you speak again without being
spoken to, I'll shove my fist on your

lying throat.

Now, Mr. Twainwright, I'll try and
explain the illegalities of the

Juan Gamma borrowed some money from
Shylock Quire, putting up his farm as a

security.

Igor Alma took a mortgage and a
promissory note.

But that is perfectly legal, sir.

Oh, very legal.

Except for one thing.

One gambler paid off the note this
afternoon.

He what?

Ah, lies, all of it. Has one got a
receipt? No. And here is his promissory

Which you sent two of your muscle boys
out to his farm this afternoon to take

back by force.

Mr. Templer, these are very serious
accusations, sir.

Every word of it is true.

Ah, it's all very well throwing these
accusations around, but the fact remains

the deal is signed.

Mr. Twine right here has Juan's farm and
there's his check for $110 ,000.

It's all perfectly legal and finalized.
I'm afraid it isn't.

What do you know about it? I happen to
be a practicing lawyer.

And also, oddly enough, I know how to
read.

Juan's payment is not due until
midnight.

Ah, this is ridiculous.

Oh, I don't know. Four minutes is better
than nothing.

All right, Mr. Templer.

You pay me $12 ,000 and you can have
Warren's note and mortgage.

Can you do that?

No, I'm afraid I can't.

One?

No. How about you, Miss Lawyer Brown?

No, I can't.

Fine. Then in order to satisfy legal
technicality, we'll just sit around here

for four minutes.

Since nobody has $12 ,000.

But I have, sir.

It has always been a great pride of me,
sir, to conduct my business honestly, in

the true tradition of the great state of
South Carolina.

Mr. Garmer, sir, would you do me the
honor of accepting $12 ,000 for a period

ten minutes?

Mr. Twainwright, to the completion of
the deal on your new factory site.

Thanks to you, sir.

Well, thanks to you. One's a rich man.

Mr. Templer, how much is $110 ,000 take
away $12 ,000?

Well, I come from some, that's 98 grand.

To buy a fine new farm.

Big. See, and with one big kitchen.

And Mr. Templer and Miss Brown will stay
here at the hotel forever.

As my guests.

Sit down, Victor.

That's very kind of you, Juan, but I'm
afraid a week is my limit.

A week, Simon, don't be so mean.

Oh, I can't help it.

It's the way I'm made by nature. I'm a
very unkind philanthropist.