All language subtitles for simon_simon_s08ex1_in_trouble_again_1995

Simon and Simon, next.

Simon and Simon, in trouble again.

Sponsored by Tartar Control Mentadent.
The only tartar control toothpaste with

fluoride, baking soda, and peroxide.

I just want you to misplace it for a
little while.

I'm gonna spend on you.

I didn't want your money.

Just another week and you're here in
this...

I just think...

There's something you should know. My
God, no, no, no.

No matter what.

Help! Oh, Angus!

Any partner, storm woman? Is that it?
Now, look, whatever the problem is, why

don't you just put down the knife and
let's talk about it.

Gladly.

For the love of God, why?

Who is this guy?

He's my husband.

The question is, Yank, who the hell are
you?

Well, I'm the Yank who was just leaving
out.

We are gone. You'll know me in days.

That is good.

And right to the end of the earth, Yank,
I swear on the honor of the Glen Eyre

clan, I'll find you.

According to the provisions of City Code
53452, Section 12, my client is

guilty of no wrongdoing, and
furthermore, we respectfully request...

guilty, I'm telling you! They're all
dead because of him!

Another out... and I'll be forced to
have you escorted from the court, Mrs.

Lenhart. Do you understand?

Please continue, Counselor.

While I genuinely sympathize with Mrs.
Lenhart's loss,

there is clearly no proven culpability
on the part of my client.

Let's look at the facts.

First, there are no witnesses placing
Mr. Sackmar on Mrs. Lenhart's property.

And equally important...

He had no motive.

So to find him guilty...

To find him

guilty would be a travesty of American
justice, a blasphemy of all the laws

we have worked so hard to uphold.

My God, this country was founded on the
principles of life and liberty and the

pursuit of happiness, and to shun those
ethics now would be to condemn the very

ground... upon which we are building the
future the underpinnings of which are

rooted deep within our forefathers and
extend please approach the bench

counselor

In closing, I ask not that you withhold
any sympathy for Mrs.

Lenhart's loss of bloom, as it were, but
rather that you allow

Mr. Melvin Sackmar, a decent, God
-fearing, tax -paying American citizen,

follow his dream and build a better
tomorrow.

A tomorrow where boundaries between good
neighbors are merely those of the mind.

And the seeds of friendship can be
planted for generations to come.

Thank you.

Mr. Simon's closing argument
notwithstanding, the court finds

evidence to hold Melvin Sackmeyer
responsible for the charges presented

therefore granting his motion.

Is that all?

What the heck got into you? I think I'll
build a second story now.

Well, good, good, good. I'm glad you're
happy.

You're not going to do my appeal, and
I'm going to appeal. Did you see what

happened in there? You!

This isn't over. Oh, no, not by a long
shot.

What are you doing in Seattle? I'm on my
way up to Canada.

What, business?

Yeah, yeah, business.

Well, what are you up to these days?

You know me. A little bit of this, a
little bit of that.

How's Janet?

That little Toby must be getting pooped
on.

Toby is actually getting pooped on.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Who would have ever thought I'd be
illegal, huh?

Thought you always wanted.

Yeah? Yeah? What's that?

And from what I can see, you're a damn
good one, too.

Looks like that guy owes you his life.

No, not like that. To be honest, that
was... Well, fine. You be modest if you

want to.

I'll tell you what.

Let's all get together for dinner, all
right? Okay. I'll have a Chandler's Cove

slip for you.

Okay.

Holy mackerel.

Hey, hey.

I'm impressed.

Well, I hope you're hungry, too. We're
having lobster thermidor.

No, I mean, I'm really impressed.

Rick, she's a beauty.

Ah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Where's Janet and Toby?

Oh, there was a conflict. You know,
she's the chief prosecutor now.

Yeah, yeah. Mom told me about it. Talked
about your successful couple.

Oh, yeah. Don't you talk to me about
success.

You said you had a big surprise. I had
no idea it was going to be 70 -some feet

long. Rick, this must be over a million
bucks. No, A .J., it's not. No, don't

tell me you got it for nothing. I know
what these yachts go for. Rick, you sly

devil.

I can't believe it.

You come waltzing into the courtroom
like the same old vagabond.

And all the time you're Mr.

Prosperity. No, no, I'm not, A .J.
You're definitely getting the wrong idea

here. If you want to try and play this
down, that's okay. But, Rick.

I could kick myself for doubting you all
these years.

I am so proud of you.

You know, I think, I think somewhere,
deep down inside, I knew that somewhere,

somehow, someday you'd make something of
your life instead of just wasting it on

those penny -ante jobs the way you used
to.

You know, wait till Janet hears about
all this.

She would have thought you'd be the
suave on this instead of the owner. Oh,

Rick, Rick, I am so proud of you.

You'll waste all your hugs on him good
-looking.

Mom. Oh, Mom.

Mom.

What are you doing here?

Crewing for your brother.

You came all the way up from San Diego?
You bet she did. Mom's a hearty little

shipmate. How on earth did you talk her
into that?

You know, nobody talks me into anything.
I just wanted to spend some time with

my boys. Oh, you know, tomorrow would
have been Mom and Dad's golden wedding

anniversary. Both of you wash up now.
Dinner's almost ready.

Yes, ma 'am.

Come on.

AJ is, uh, kind of under the impression
that I own this boat. What?

I'll tell him the truth when the time is
right, okay?

But for right now, I just don't want to
burst his bubble.

You know how he looks up to me.

Since when? Just humor me more, okay?

General.

The light has just been turned off. I
see. Oh, well, there have been thin

too, I tell you.

Oh, yeah, I can definitely see that.

And to think, I used to berate you for
not wanting to settle down.

No, I never wanted that, that's for
sure.

Look at you, you're the one who got
everything.

Top of your career, wonderful marriage.

I'm a lucky man.

You all right? You okay now? I'm
perfectly fine.

It's just that the air is getting a
little thick in here.

Oh, well, I'll report.

Here, let me... No, no, I'll take KP.

You two have plenty to catch up on.

AJ, look.

No. Go ahead.

No, no. You go ahead.

Actually, it's about Mom.

I'm a little worried. I mean, she's
looking very tired.

Well, I didn't want to say anything,
but...

Hello. Where's Markham, Rick?

How's my precious cargo?

Ah, just fine, Mr. Markham. How are you?

Oh, as long as my baby's still afloat,
life's good.

Yes, sir.

Have you made it past the Oregon border
yet?

As a matter of fact, I'm in Seattle.

Well, I wouldn't know. I put in the
port.

Stopped in Seattle?

I know that wasn't planned, but I am not
staying. I have to have a schedule, so

I figured I'd just pop in and visit my
brother.

Where are you docked, Rick?

Chandler's Cove.

You did check in with the local harbor
master?

Yes, sir. Now, Mr. Markham, you don't
have to worry about a thing. Your cargo

in good hands.

And I'll be in Vancouver on the 15th,
just like I promised.

That's fine, Rick.

Now, you take care.

Business? Yeah, yeah, business, you
know, international deal. You know Joe.

yeah.

I see there's still some dirty dishes up
here.

AJ, listen, Mom and I, we're going to go
fishing tomorrow before we shove off.

Why don't you come along with us, you
know, and we could finish catching up.

Sure. Yeah, you bet. Yeah.

But I wouldn't count on Janet.

Well, she gets swamped. You know how it
is.

Well, at least bring Toby along.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

There's no way. There is no way Toby is
going on a boat with your brother. Rick

has changed.

Janet, you should see this young kid.
Rick Simon will never change. And I can

see now that you won't either.

Janet,

be reasonable.

Come on, we agreed to joint custody.

Toby has school tomorrow.

You put him back in that school?

He's learning a lot.

It's a waste of time and money, and we
both know it. It is not.

Toby has some behavioral problems.

What?

Toby is perfectly normal.

You call biting Mrs. Kramer in the leg
perfectly normal? Knowing Mrs. Kramer,

yes, I do.

What has gotten into you?

Never mind. I know exactly what.

Don't. Rick has nothing to do with this.
You have always blamed him for

everything. Because he was always at
fault. I waited eight years for him to

out of your life just so we could have
one of our own.

Now we've gone and woken him up.

AJ.

I think you better go.

Yes, I see.

Thank you very much.

Well, we may have located the precious
cargo.

Where?

Yeah.

I'll make the necessary arrangements.

My dad has been my dentist since my
first tooth has come in, and this is the

first toothpaste that he's ever sent me.
This is Tartar Control Mentadent, the

most complete tartar control toothpaste.

It's Tartar Control.

It has the fluoride, baking soda, and
peroxide that my dad believes in. Yeah,

asked me, are you using the Mentadent?
Yes, Dad. Tartar Control Mentadent helps

you brush away plaque on teeth around
the gum line and helps stop tartar

it forms.

It leaves you with a very clean,
refreshing feeling.

Tartar Control Mentadent. It has
everything.

You know your dry skin is really bad
when it keeps you from enjoying the

you love.

Mine hurt so much, I finally went to see
the dermatologist.

I asked her to cure my dry skin.

She said there is no cure, but there is
Curel.

Curel is serious therapy.

Clinical tests prove Curel moisturizes
better, better than even Lubriderm or

Careg. Curel sure feels like a cure to
me.

Until there's a cure, there's Curel.

Glade Lasting Mist Air Freshener has a
concentrated mist that goes up, stays

Freshens for hours.

Ordinary sprays just go up and fade in
minutes.

For hours of freshness.

Fresh from Glade SC Johnson Wax.

I can't wait to attack this mouth. My
sinuses are already attacking me. No

worries today, honey. No pressure. Oh,
except sinus pressure.

Nothing is going to keep us from the
top.

Except this sinus headache.

Introducing the newest form of powerful
pain relief, Tylenol Sinus Gel Tabs.

Extra -strength Tylenol brand pain
reliever and a maximum -strength

combined using patented gel coat
technology.

I feel great.

I wish I could say the same. New Tylenol
Sinus Gel Tabs. The strength you need

from the name you trust.

It all began with decision number one,
to bring state -of -the -art technology

to affordable cars.

Introducing Accent.

The end result of a thousand more
decisions, from creating an engine that

itself, to offering advanced anti -lock
brakes on all four wheels, to insisting

on dual electronically controlled
airbags.

Decisions that led to the all -new
Accent from Hyundai.

Some of the best ideas on the road.

creamy caramel.

Now Pillsbury Sweet Rolls have more of
everything you love, so you can have a

good morning.

This February at the Olive Garden, come
try our special new chicken Venetian

Carnival. Grilled chicken breast, savory
ravioli. With brick sticks and free

soup or salad, all just $7 .95. Only for
the month of February, so hurry to the

Olive Garden.

Her son was left with her ex -husband's
girlfriend.

She never saw him alive again.

Who killed Evan? Find out on 48 Hours
next.

Lawyers are dying to get in this firm.

There was no accident. Now she's
discovered their deadliest dossier.

They died before they could testify.

The truth could bring down an empire.

What exactly was in those files? Or be
buried forever.

This thing is snowballing all out of
proportion. Determinate him. An old

on Diagnosis Murder, Friday.

They're brothers.

Hello, you're on the air. Hi, I'm
calling from my car.

They're mechanics.

What's your question? When I go over 65,
my engine makes a weird noise.

And they're coming to CBS.

I'm doing 65 now, but now I can't hear
it.

Give it a little more gas. We'll see if
we can hear it over the phone. Yeah.

Okay.

No, I still don't hear it.

No, neither do I. Give it a little more.

Okay.

Oh, man.

The George West Show, coming Wednesday,
March 8th.

Can you walk a dog or take a cat to the
vet?

These simple services mean so much to a
homebound person with AIDS.

Why not volunteer to help out?

That man could hook anything.

Fortunately, all he ever wanted was me.

And you two boys, of course.

I'd like that kid someday.

What's stopping you?

Janet and I have split up.

What?

Divorce will be final next week.

You knew about this?

He asked me not to say anything until
the time was right.

Oh.

I wanted to tell you, Rick, but... I
don't know. I kept thinking maybe we'd

patch it up.

And it's not easy admitting you failed
at something as important as marriage.

Especially not when your brother is such
a huge success.

Well, I think success can be measured in
lots of different ways.

Wouldn't you agree?

Boy, would you look at the time. Mom, I
think you better go below and start

prepping lunch.

AJ, who was it who, uh...

One said it's better to have tried
something and failed than never to have

it.

He was bound

and determined to go to law school until
his brother talked him into going into

some cockamamie detective business.

Those were some of the best days of my
life.

AJ, you were right all along.

You gave it a shot and you made
something.

I just wish I could say the same.

The right girl just hasn't come along.

I'm not talking about marriage.

You hear that?

Yeah.

Boy, are we glad to see you guys.

What's going on?

A criss -cross just around the point. We
hit an exposed reef.

Oh, my God.

Did you call it in? No, I barely had
time to grab our wallet. She's probably

gone by now.

Could we use your phone?

Oh, yeah, sure. Right over here.

You're a lifesaver. Oh, not a problem.
Not a problem.

So you guys fishing, huh?

Yeah. Going after the steelhead? Uh
-huh. Ah.

How'd these lures work out?

Uh, pretty good.

Caught three ten -pounders. No kidding.

These freshwater lures. Hey, you guys
forgot to tie off your... Get

out of here.

I'm on it.

this was a bad idea.

What? You!

Every time you...

We need to call the harbor patrol.

There's a phone booth right up here at
the end of the dock.

Hold it right there.

How was the swimming?

Which one of you is Richard Simon?

That would be him.

What exactly are the charges?

Grant that.

Of what?

of a yacht known as the Precious Cargo.
What? That's ridiculous.

A man can't steal his own property.

I mean, the boat just got stolen from
him, for God's sake, with our mother on

board. Are you saying your mother was
just kidnapped?

Yes, that is precisely what I'm saying.
By the same two men who stole his boat.

Will you please let me handle this?

You listen to me, detective.

My name is A .J. Simon of Bloomdecker,
Herschel, and Clark, and you are looking

at a hefty lawsuit for wrongfully
arresting a man who couldn't possibly

committed the crime by simple virtue of
the fact that he is the owner of the

property in question.

The boat's not mine. When I get through
with you, you're going to be writing...

I beg your pardon? The boat's not mine.
I was just delivering

it to the owner.

What?

I've never seen this man before in my
life, Lieutenant.

Who is she?

I own the precious cargo.

You what?

I'm sorry. I'm very confused here. Can
we just forget about the damn boat for a

minute? What are you going to do about
our mother?

Notify the harbor patrol of a possible
hostage aboard.

Read him his rights.

You have a right to remain silent.
Anything you say can be held against you

court of law. You have the right to have
a lawyer.

Know any good lawyers?

If you can't afford a lawyer, if you
can't afford to have a lawyer present,

you can have the court appoint... Wait a
minute. I better start over.

Your Honor, in light of the defendant's
prior record, the people request bail be

set at $50 ,000.

Your Honor, my client has no prior
record which would suggest flight.

May I remind counsel of the incident in
San Diego where... Well, there are

several to choose from, but how about
the time Mr. Simon stole a police car to

pursue one of his unpaying clients?

I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. That
particular client just happened to be a

felon that he was pursuing.

Mr. Simon here risked life and limb to
prevent future crime. And for the chief

prosecutor to oh so piously pass
judgment on him over an unrelated past

totally unwarranted and completely
unfounded. Counselor, if you want to

to the bail request, just do it. All
right? I most certainly do want to

This is an innocent man, Your Honor.

For him to spend one hour behind bars
would be a travesty of our judicial

system. Mr. Simon, I don't care if he's
innocent or guilty right now. I just

want to set his bail. Yes, sir.

But not unlike the provisions set forth
in City Code 59533, Section 8, my client

has the right to construct the best
defense he possibly can. Now, how can he

that if he's behind bars?

Mr. Simon, you just quoted a building
code. How can that possibly pertain

I know that!

but I'm doing it to make a point. The
point being that the chief prosecutor is

blatantly biased against my client and
will do anything in her power to tear

down the framework of his innocence.

And I hereby move that she be removed
from these proceedings. The only one

might possibly be removed is you,
Counselor.

Bail is set at $50 ,000.

I strongly object.

I don't. That sounds fine. Look, you
just keep out of this. There is

no justification for that absurd figure.

You're right.

Let's make it an even $100 ,000. Now,
are you finished?

Yes, sir, he is. I'm sorry, A .J., but
you're fired.

You can't fire me! He most certainly
can, Counselor, and I'd say it was a

decision. You stay out of this! All
right, that tears it. You're entering

If you do, we're never going to find our
mother. Will you get out of here? Calm

down, sir. Just listen to me!

Let's have order in my courtroom.

Just get him out of my courtroom.

Think what you've done to our mother!

Well, I can see that my money is not
going to waste.

I take it that you had no problems with
the local harbormaster?

We got this slip through a private
party. Nobody knows we're here.

Something wrong?

I have to floss.

Didn't anybody ever teach you to knock,
young man?

Ryan? Corey?

Who is this woman?

We've never seen her before. You're not
going to... I think you should tell us

who you are, ma 'am.

Cecilia Simon, who are you?

Simon, as in Rick Simon?

As in...

You're all in a boat full of trouble.

Wonderful.

Along with everything else, you have
kidnapped a frail old woman.

Police involvement has just been
doubled.

Wait. I'm not frail, and forget the
police. Wait till my boys get a piece of

your hide.

Cory?

Why don't you escort Miss Simon up to
the salon? Let her relax while we sort

this out.

Perfectly capable of walking by myself,
Junior.

It's going to be a problem, Bruce.

Ah, come on, A .J.

Forget it this way. You're getting some
practical experience with criminal

procedures. I thought I learned my
lesson, but no.

I've got to go get involved in your
insane life again.

I had no clue the boat was hot, all
right? You never have a clue. That's the

problem. And now our mother is in
jeopardy because of your

.J., would you shut up for just a
minute? I can't hear myself think.

And right now, that's what I've got to
do if we're going to find Mom. If we're

going to find Mom. Oh, I'm sorry. You're
right.

Let's just let the police handle it.

Oh,

that's great.

That's just great.

The last thing I ever wanted to be was
an investigator again.

Actually, not with you. I thought you
said those were some of the best times

your life. I was being nice.

We're family. We don't have to be nice.

I've arranged your bail. Excellent.

Not you.

Not in a million years.

My mistake.

Janet?

AJ, we've been over this every which
way. I mean, there's no way it could

No, no, that's not what I mean. You
actually want to get back together?

Janet, I care too much about you to want
to be married to you.

Oh, that's good.

Janet, Janet, Janet.

I need to unfreeze our community
property so I can bail him out.

No, Janet, Janet, I don't want...

I don't want to do this. I'd happily let
him rot here in jail.

But the fact is, I've got to have his
help if we're going to find our mom.

Damn you two.

After four years of marriage, you know
when damn you means yes.

You're welcome.

Come on. I've done the same thing for
you.

Well, the next time I'm behind bars,
which will be never, I'll be sure and

you. Your bail money is just fine. I'm
not going anywhere.

You're enough.

We haven't finished with you quite yet,
Simon.

Lieutenant, I am legally out on bail. Do
you have any further questions, ask my

lawyer. Not whoever.

San Diego has the questions, not me.

Take him into custody.

No, just hold on. Just hold on a minute
here.

Now look, Lieutenant, my brother has got
certain rights here. You better stand

aside, Counselor, or you'll be informed
of your own rights.

Come on, Lieutenant, just tell me what's
going on.

The theft occurred down south.

They have jurisdiction.

You're going to extradite him?

One of San Diego's finest is waiting to
escort him back.

Let's go.

Here's your purse.

Town?

Oh, no.

Downtown Brown, as I live and breathe.

Is he a handsome sight or what?

What do you mean, Lord?

At 24 ,000 feet in sub -zero conditions,
her hands are put to the ultimate test.

An update.

From Vaseline Research.

World -class mountain climber Sandy Hill
Pittman knows the ravages of extreme

conditions on her skin.

That's why she used Vaseline Intensive
Care Extra Strength Lotion during her

Mount Everest climb.

This advanced formula gives her skin the
same protection that millions of people

trust every winter.

Vaseline Intensive Care Extra Strength
Lotion. From Intensive Research comes

Intensive Care.

There are a lot of reasons we created
Ford Windstar with more passenger and

cargo room than any leading minivan.

A lot of reasons we gave Windstar the
widest stance for secure handling.

And reasons we gave it over 40 standard
safety features. And even went so far as

to include 24 -hour roadside assistance.

We'd be glad to name all the reasons,
but you've already named them.

Ford Windstar.

Created for the most important people in
the world.

A dilemma.

As an adult, I insist on a cereal that
offers nutrition.

Yet I can't deny that part of me desires
frosting.

I want frosting.

The proper sale is low in fat, salt, and
taste.

What about taste?

Relax. With Kellogg's Frosted Mini
Wheats, you can have it both ways. For

adult in you, full -grain wheat, 98 %
fat -free, no salt added. For the kid in

you, lightly frosted, great taste.

I know it goes on my tray.

The sweet stuff.

When the clink hammers dropped by
unexpectedly, it was beef and pasta

For the first ever straight -A report
card, it was stir -fried beef fajitas.

And for the upset victory in the bowling
league tourney, it was bistro steak

subs. Of course, it's not that you need
a special occasion to appreciate dinners

like these. All you really need is half
an hour, and your average Wednesday will

do just fine.

Beef, it's what's for dinner.

Problem. dark circles and under eye
puffiness the solution sudden change

eye smoother watch as the appearance of
dark circles and puffiness are being

smoothed away look years younger in
minutes try sudden change under eye

no matter how old your furniture may be
keep it looking young with pledge with

cleansing conditions for beautiful wood
you won't get with regular dusting

pledge for beautiful wood every time you
dust

Simon and Simon in trouble again.

We'll continue.

Her name invited trouble.

Someday everybody's going to know the
name of El Star.

But can a bad girl ever be good? The
answer could cost Dr. Quinn her family

Saturday. We the people.

Have a voice.

That's right. Your favorite side from
TV.

Music and movies all come together.

Fun, flamboyance, and frivolity. The
People's Choice Awards, live Sunday

5th on CBS.

This is CBS.

We met Robin Brand six months ago.

She was looking for a car that was not
only practical and reliable, but also

comforting, luxurious, kind of a
decompression chamber on wheels.

We founded the Honda Accord she wanted
in nightshade gray pearl and the

financing that was just right for her.

After all, we're not strangers.

We're her Honda dealer.

Right now, for three days only,
everything's on sale at Sears Brand

Everything on sale? I'm impressed. That
means all appliances.

Oh, good. I feel a new kitchen coming
on. Go for it. With brands like GE,

KitchenAid, Whirlpool, GenAir.

Sears has GenAir? Sure. Plus, all
electronics and computers are on sale.

Sony, Packard Belt, Apple, and more.

I guess they don't call it Brand Central
for nothing.

Right. And it's all on sale, but only
through Saturday. So don't wait. I'll be

there before Saturday.

At Sears Brand Central now.

Your sweet rolls are on the table.

Pillsbury, you dig?

But it looks like a little guy's gone
and done something big.

Now Pillsbury sweet rolls have more of
everything you love.

So you can have a sweet...

from a simmer to a boil a heated
confrontation in judge ito's courtroom

i do to deserve this all my butts were
clean my paperwork on time yeah the

captain knows how much grief you guys
have caused me over the years why would

set me up like this you know The man has
a sickness of humor. That's about all I

can figure, Tom. You need to let him go.

Yeah, that's it. I bet you he and the
lieutenant are having a big laugh over a

box of Winchell's right about now.

What'd you just say? Just need a couple
of days.

Absolutely. Positively. No, Tom. No?
Tom, you have my personal word.

He'll be back no later than Monday. Your
personal word? Yes.

Like the time I let you in the motor
pool and he stole a squad car, I

it. Jeez.

Now, let's just put the past behind us,
okay?

I thought I already did, but it appeared
to be kicking me in the butt again.

Come on, I got a vested interest in
this. I put up the man's veil. And I

the fresh air if you're supposed to make
people faint clear. Oh, come on, Town.

We both know I didn't steal that boat.

Town, we've been friends a long time.

And this isn't about clearing Rick.

They have Mom.

Guys, I... Come on, Town. You can stall
them for a couple of days.

Sure. You need to look at the Seattle
file.

Yeah, you got to follow up on... A
couple of leaves. You can make a little

vacation out of this.

Yeah. There is a vegetarian goulash
place down on Pier 19.

You will be in heaven.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

You have exactly 24 hours starting now,
which means that tomorrow about this

time, if you're a no -show, Rick, I
swear... You'll be here. You'll be here.

have his personal word on it.

You won't regret it.

I already do.

I hate this. Hate what?

Conning our brands, racing the clock,
operating under constant stress.

Yeah, kind of reminds me of the old
days.

Good day to you, ma 'am.

The San Diego police said I might find
this man in your P .F. City.

I believe you have him here in custody
for the theft of a boat.

His name's Rick Simon.

And you are?

Angus Glenair.

Originally from Edinburgh.

I'm a Scotsman. No kidding.

Mr. Simon and I have a wee bit of
business to conclude.

Sorry, you just missed him.

Aye. You wouldn't happen to know where
he might have been going.

His brother bailed him out. That's all I
can tell you.

Aye.

His brother.

Thank you.

You're the one who's accused of stealing
her. Why should I help you?

Because he's innocent?

All I know is a guy named Markham
promised me 2 ,500 bucks to deliver your

to Vancouver.

Well, Bruce Markham made a lot of money.

What kind of promise? Look, I can't help
you.

Ms. Dunning, our mother was on that
boat. And God willing, she still is.

Please?

You think you know someone.

You even think you know yourself, and
then wham.

How long were the two of you going out?

We weren't going out, Mr. Simon. He
practically lived with me.

That was two months ago. We met about a
month before that.

He took me for rides on his seaplane.

Really impressed me.

He'd even proposed.

Now, I know what you're thinking. How
naive can a woman be?

But if he'd spent any time with Bruce
Markham, the man could charm the horns

a bull.

So you loaned him the precious cargo on
the 18th? Yes, he said he needed it to

impress an important client.

Well, when he didn't return, I tried
phoning him on the boat, and when I

get an answer, I called the police.

Oh, you suspected him right away.

And I was afraid something might have
happened to him.

You'd think a woman who makes a $100
,000 stock decision for her clients on a

daily basis wouldn't be quite so
gullible.

Well, don't beat yourself up too bad.
You're not exactly in an exclusive club

here.

Okay.

Tell us everything you can about this
guy.

Yeah, right down to his brand of
underwear.

Well, you want to nail him as bad as we
do, don't you?

Yeah. And don't be shy.

Don't worry, we've heard it all.

Oh.

Okay.

He doesn't wear any.

Underwear?

Bruce said it made him feel totally
relaxed. His exact words were, I feel

free with a breeze below my belt.

Right.

Well, you said you wanted it personal.

And I believe we're getting it.

What other peculiar traits does he have?

I mean, not that there's anything
peculiar about going without underwear.

mean, lots of people do.

I'm not one of them.

He's also extremely obsessed with his
teeth.

You mean he brushes a lot?

Brushes and flosses. He even bleaches
them. I mean, a man can't go a week

without seeing a dentist.

But then again, his smile has gotten him
to where he is.

How long before we're ready?

Corey just needs to pick up the
solvents. We can go for it sometime in

Why, Miss Simon, ordering out?

You are our guest.

Allow me.

Now, would you like some Thai cuisine
delivered or maybe some Southwest?

I'm not afraid of you.

Well, I should hope not.

Miss Simon, I have nothing to gain by
hurting you, in fact.

I was very serious about ordering us
dinner.

Your comfort's important to me. No
matter what happens to me, my boys are

to kick your keister from here to
Christmas.

A Simon never gives up.

Make sure she can't get out this time.

You're going to leave her on board?

Sadly.

Mrs. Simon is going to be involved in a
tragic boating accident.

Yes, I had a patient yesterday who
requested a rush mold and a supply of

pearlescence.

There. That little root canal shouldn't
give you any further problems, Mr.

Foote. There you go.

Good.

What exactly is this pearlescence,
Doctor?

Oh, it's an effervescent tooth bleach.
It's quite remarkable, actually.

You squeeze it into a little mold of
your teeth and then you flip it on at

night? Exactly.

It certainly worked well for you, I can
see.

Oh, I don't use it, actually. One of my
clients told me about it.

Then what bleach have you been using?

None. I just brush like everybody else.

That's amazing.

Dr. Budwig, what was the name of the
person who asked for this stuff?

Are you wearing veneers?

Uh, no.

Doctor, we really do need a name. We've
been to a lot of dentists today. We're

in kind of a hurry.

Um, uh, Mr., um, Smith.

John Smith, I think he said.

Oh, that's the original. Oh, yeah.

You know, Mr. Simon, you'd make a prime
candidate for using pearlescent

yourself.

Does Mr.

Smith have a local address?

In fact, you could have enamel as
dazzling as your brother's.

With all the rewards a winning smile
brings.

You may have a point, Rick.

Dr. Budwig, we desperately need to find
this patient, and any information that

you can give us will be very helpful.

Well, I believe we had the mole's
messenger to him.

My receptionist would have the address.

Thank you, thank you. But before you
leave, I was wondering if I could x -ray

your incisors for my scrapbook.

Oh, well, I... Yes.

That's it, Smiley. We're out of here.
Maybe later.

My teeth.

Well,

this is the place.

Mom is out here. I can feel it.

For years, AT &T's television
commercials convinced my mom, my sister,

not to join MCI's savings program.

Then we heard about MCI's new friends
and family, and we decided to try it. So

we joined together. Now, when we spend
just $10 a month, we save 50 % on all

calls we make to each other. That's half
of what we used to pay on AT &T's basic

rate for the same call.

And now we realize that all the time AT
&T was telling us not to join MCI, they

were charging us America's highest long
-distance rate.

How do people love great grain cereal?

Let them count the ways.

Nutty. Toasted.

Sweet.

Crispy. Hearty and fruity. I love the
crunch of pecans. The fruit, just one

thing after another.

Great grain cereal has six scrumptious
flavors in one great crunch.

Pecans, dates, raisins, and three
toasted grains.

So no matter how you say it, you'll love
six scrumptious flavors in one great

crunch. Great grains.

Is it diet Dr. Pepper or regular Dr.
Pepper?

This highly sensitive piece of equipment
can't tell. But more importantly,

neither can this one.

Discover what millions already have. The
great taste of diet Dr. Pepper.

The dawn of power. Powerline. 10 amps of
true power. Powerline Plus. 12 amps

maximum power. With hard box and tools
on board. At prices that will blow you

away. Powerline. Powerline Plus.

From Eureka, the next generation.

We made history on the American road.

Now we're looking to the future.

Introducing the new Ford Explorer.

The only leading compact sport utility
with standard dual airbags.

The one with the roomiest interior and
the one that was ranked highest compact

sport utility in initial quality.

The new Ford Explorer.

Far and away the best the world has to
offer.

for it, too. I bought this big bottle
because I thought it'd last longer than

this little downy, until I found out the
big one's a lot more water.

90 % water.

This little Ultra Downy's so
concentrated, it softens, you think I'm

say the same amount, but no.

It softens almost twice as much.

That's 19 loads more.

So take your pick.

Lots more water, or loads more softness.

Ultra Downy.

Now that's the bigger value.

Leptotrichia, Actinomyces, innocent
names, but villainous organisms that can

attack your gums. They breed in squalid
colonies, forming plaques, squirming

toward your unsuspecting gums. These
germs live in your mouth.

Brushing and flossing alone may not stop
them.

Listerine can.

Only Listerine's germ -killing formula
is clinically proven to help prevent gum

disease.

Listerine, the power of prevention.

They're germs.

They deserve to die.

Simon and Simon in trouble again.

We'll continue.

A woman's secret life. She was very
pretty. Leads to her death.

Cynthia videotaped herself with her
boyfriend. Leaving a key clue.

You've got quite the temper.

Under suspicion.

Then. Children of Rome.

Beware. I get urges.

We're going to keep an eye out. What did
he do?

I want you to drive him out. Don't miss
the last minute of Picket Fences Friday.

It was a country of infinite promise.

People whose courage and passion were as
vast as the wilderness they crossed and

as great as the freedom they sought. CBS
proudly presents a mini -series of

epic grandeur starring Sidney Poitier,
Michael Moriarty, Joanna Going, Billy

Worth, Robert Guillaume, with a special
appearance by Farrah Fawcett. An

extraordinary story of love and
betrayal.

This is CBS.

Mr. Helpful is here.

Why don't you bring the Lipton rice and
sauce to the table? Okay.

Watch him. To the table!

Okay. Untouched. No problem.

Right.

The delicately seasoned taste of Lipton
Rice and Sauce is so irresistible, you

just can't wait. Hey, I brought it to
the table.

He's going to be a lawyer.

Lipton Rice and Sauce.

Tastes too great to wait.

And now, try Lipton's Three Cheese
Rotini Pasta and Sauce.

See your Upstate Quality Ford dealer and
ask about Escort Options. The best

option package of the year. That's our
promise. Great take, guys. It's a

Hey, that's some Escort Option package,
Ernie. I guess.

4 .9 % financing for 48 months. That's a
great rate, especially right now. Or a

$600 rebate. And that red carpet lease?

$185 a month for 24 months. Great for
people who want low fixed payments. But

how are we going to fit all of this into
a 30 -second TV spot? Like we just did.

And a radio.

Okay. See your Upstate Quality Ford
dealer and ask about Escort Options.

the year, I promise.

Dial S for scam. It's a toll -free way
to take your cash at 11.

Our preliminary findings indicate that
the explosion was caused by a faulty

bilge pump, which ignited the solvents
used to camouflage the boat.

Thank you.

I'm told there was a body found in the
wreckage. I'm sorry to say that that's

correct. It appears the victim was bound
in a stateroom when the explosion

occurred.

Mr. Simon, I know how very difficult
this is for you, but I need you to

some personal events.

It's Mom.

Thank you.

I'd let you keep these, but... As you
know, I need them for evidence.

The final coroner's report will be
completed in a week.

I'm sorry.

Remember that summer that Mom and Dad
rented that little beach cottage in

Belmar?

You know, the one that had all those big
black stink bugs crawling through.

I guess.

You wouldn't go anywhere near it, but
naturally I had to pick one up. I got

something nasty squirted up my nose.

I can't forget what she told him. She
said, I know you love this place just as

much as we do, and I respect that, but
it's our turn now. Tell us the doors out

of the way.

I remember that.

Bill got up and marched out.

The way I remember it, she...

Gave him a two -minute warning and it
swept him out.

Mrs. Simon.

Oh, I'm dare to be sorry to have
startled you. Who are you? My name's

Glenair, originally from Edinburgh.

What can I do for you, Mr. Glenair?

I'm looking for your husband, Andrew.

Ex -husband.

Oh, my deepest sympathies.

I know just the pain you'd be going
through breaks your heart.

Why do you want AJ?

It's his brother, Rick, I'm trying to
locate.

You see, we have some... Paper work that
needs clearing up.

Better take a number.

Good night, Mr. Glenn.

Here. Glenn here.

I just heard.

I can't tell you how sorry I am.

Mr. Simon, I feel like I'm partially to
blame for this.

They said it was bad maintenance that
caused the explosion.

It's not your fault.

But I assumed she was perfect because
I'd had her completely overhauled less

than a year ago. I don't know how they
could have missed that pump.

If there's anything I can do to help,
anything at all.

Wait a minute.

Say that again?

About the pump?

Look, am I being obsessive about this?
First off, the boat ran on diesel, and

diesel doesn't set off fireworks like
that. The police said it was solvent.

they used one whole hell of a lot. And
regarding that faulty bilge pump, I

checked the pump myself before we left
Mission Bay. It looked fine to me.

Why would anyone intentionally blow up a
million -dollar yacht?

Well, maybe we better ask the precious
cargo herself.

Talk me into these things.

Same way you're used to.

Make it sound easy.

Ah, there.

Nothing.

Where's your sense of adventure?

My sense of adventure left me when Mom
died. What the hell is wrong with you?

Assume. Case 360 -1433.

Man, mom hit the roof.

Grounded me for a week.

Blow it up, everyone stops looking for
it.

I've

hired

another skipper to finish the delivery.

Not the brightest of men, mind you, but
he'll do.

I've dinner coming along.

Go check.

No way it's your turn.

How much longer till we eat? I'm going
as fast as I can, Junior. Did you pick

the baguette? No. No, I didn't. Oh,
we're going to eat bouillabaisse without

French bread. Just the kind of stupidity
I'd expect from a lowlife who'd steal

an elderly woman's wedding ring. Our
country is going straight down the

because of hoodlums like you.

blew up the wrong lady in that decoy she
may be a pain she's a damn good cook

don't you think she's gonna trip us up
i'm telling you they just calm down ryan

now believe it or not i've thought this
out we may be seeing simons again no we

mustn't get our hopes up aj the body was
unrecognizable yeah just because they

went to the trouble of blowing up a
salvage doesn't mean they switched

too yeah but you gotta know that mom
told mark and would be coming

Now, keeping her around for insurance
would be the smart thing to do, and she

definitely smart. Right. Rick, we have
to be prepared. It is a long shot.

I would rather act on the hope that
she's still alive than the certainty

she's already dead.

All right.

All right, patrol, stop!

Show me your hands!

And I would say that now is a good time
to act.

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go!

You talking to me?

Yeah!

The new Chevy Blazer gives you this
elegant interior, exceptional quiet, and

three power ports to plug in electronic
equipment.

This is Lynn. Leave a message at the
tone and I'll get back to you as soon as

can.

Isn't it nice to know all that's there,
even if you are not?

America, you've been going crazy with
your cream of wheat.

You started adding berries, and it
tasted so great, you went bananas.

You've really been trying it all. So now
we're giving you a whole new way to

stir up the fun. Apple granola crunch
mix -ins. Wow.

With separate packets of granola, so you
can mix in a delicious crunch.

Cream of wheat mix -ins.

It's already causing quite a stir.

It's not easy to enjoy the best part of
the pretzel, the crispy outside.

Or is it?

Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips. Lightly baked,
golden delicious.

Mr. Phipps, the best part of the
pretzel.

This is historic soup because it was
cooked in the past. This is new kettle

creation. Delicious soups with pasta and
beans you cook up fresh.

So you can make history. Or you can make
soup.

New Lipton Kettle Creations. Soup so
good, it's uncanny.

Everyone knows that the best way to make
chocolate milk is to add Hershey's

syrup. But here's something you may not
know.

Hershey's syrup is virtually fat -free.

And believe it or not, it's always been
that way.

No.

To reach the top, you need the proper
climbing gear. The kind you'll find at

JCPenney Spring Wardrobe Sale.

In fact, we've taken the savings to a
whole new level. That includes

from tailored suits and sport coats.

to classic trousers and wrinkle -free
dress shirts.

It's our biggest event of the season, so
don't let the spring wardrobe sale pass

you by as you work your way to the top.

When the food you love doesn't love you
back, try new Melox

Assorted Tablets.

Three tasty flavors in one handy bottle.

Melox Assorted Tablets. Ah.

Life is good.

These are daytime running lamps. When
you're on a two -lane highway like this

and very bright sunlight, it helps you
see a car or truck.

Headlights at night help you see other
things, but this lets people see you

anytime. If I step back into the shadow,
I disappear without these lights. But

with these lights on, I'm a car.

And right now, General Motors is the
only domestic car producer that is going

have these daytime running lights, and
we're doing them just because we think

it's the right thing to do.

We're just going to do it.

Actually, done it.

Coming up in 45 minutes, this two -year
-old boy was beaten to death. Who killed

Evan? Find out on an all -new 48 Hours
next.

Wednesday, it's happening again.

Feel the beat. Let the energy surround
you.

Because only one night lights up with
the best in the world of music.

And this year, sparks are definitely
going to fly.

With the 37th annual Grammy Awards,
Wednesday on CBS.

The case of Jeffrey McDonald horrified
the nation. The Princeton -educated

doctor in Green Beret was convicted of
brutally killing his pregnant wife and

their two children. Now, 25 years after
the murder, will new evidence set him

free?

government case is a house of cards.

Jeffrey McDonald speaks out when Eye to
Eye returns March 2nd.

Your Honor, my client, he being me, has

an exemplary record both in and out of
the courtroom.

Well, all right, there's some minor
exceptions, but that's the point I'm

to make, Your Honor.

is that my client has given tirelessly
to others in their quest for justice.

Now, with regard to the alleged break
and enter, the accused

was once again simply trying to get at
the truth.

Now, once again, I am reminded of City
Code 52009, Section 6. Thank you,

Counselor. You and your client may be
seated.

And good luck on that room addition.

Do the people have anything equally
verbose to add?

Your Honor, the people feel that Mr.
Simon committed the crime under extreme

duress and therefore should be held at
the minimum mandatory bail amount.

It appears the chief prosecutor may be
allowing her personal feelings to

interfere.

In my estimation, Counselor Simon is
still a bubble -off plumb.

Therefore, the court orders that he be
held without bail.

pending a complete psychiatric
evaluation.

What? Mr. Simon, there's an old saying
that a lawyer who represents himself has

a fool for a clown, and never have I
seen it more clearly demonstrated.

Your Honor, bailiffs, remove Mr. Simon
from the court.

His mom may still be alive.

What makes you say that? I don't know,
just faith.

A .J., you're going through classic
denial. No, the way he did this, even a

chance I've got to act on it, so would
you please speed up the coroner's

Who the hell is your brother, A .J.? I
don't know.

I'm in for B &E.

You?

Shot my lawyer.

Huh?

Are you all right? Yeah, I... I think
so.

If you could just help me up, Sonny.
Thank you very much.

Junior?

Okay. Where are you going? Rick?

No, it's Catwoman. Who's the old lady?

She's my brother.

Come on, A .J., let's go.

What do you mean, go?

I mean, go, let's go.

I can't go out there.

What? If I do that, I'm an escaped
felon.

I'm in deep enough as it is.

A .J., how are we supposed to rescue Mom
if you're in jail?

If this is your mama he's talking about,
man, you gotta go.

It sounds like you're gonna be needing
some help, too, man. Why don't you take

me along?

Thanks, anyhow, I think we got it
covered.

AJ, we're running out of time here.
What's it going to be? Come on, man. Go.

got to go.

What are you waiting for?

I think he should stay.

You're right. Mom needs both of us.

What's wrong with your leg?

senior citizen with arthritis.

You know what that's like?

It's a repulsive and obnoxious pain that
won't go away.

Kind of like you.

Say what?

You heard me.

Put an APB out, and I've got
surveillance units at Amtrak, PTAC, and

terminal. I don't think they'll be
leaving the area, Lieutenant.

They think their mother is still alive.

They're right.

The coroner's final report is in.

The body was not Celia's. Then who is
it?

I checked with missing persons. She's
most likely a homeless woman who was

abducted near the downtown shelter the
night before the explosion.

Doesn't matter.

Oh, it does matter, Lieutenant.

It matters a lot.

An innocent woman has still been
murdered. I'm aware of that.

But the Simon brothers are still
fugitives.

You're slipping a little on the left.

My friend, Mr.

Harrington, is looking for someone to
motor his yacht up the coast.

Would you have any suggestions for him?
Along with any selections you might have

from the hors d 'oeuvre menu, old boy.
Well, the rare ahi appetizer is

tonight.

Regarding a delivery skipper, your best
bet would be to talk with Chad

Fitzgerald. Mr. Fitzgerald owns one of
the largest yacht brokerages in Seattle.

He knows just about every skipper in the
area.

How serendipitous would you be so kind
as to put their drinks on our check?

And pass along our desire to have a
brief chat.

The Bolton community is a tight -knit
little group, mister.

And the talk is there's a hot... Both
cooling off here in the Pacific

I'm afraid I don't know what you're
talking about, Sam.

But I'm guessing that you have a point
to make. I like your style, Markham.

You don't waste any time cutting bait.

So here's the deal.

Now, you and I both know this empty foot
of yours is more than a little warm to

the touch.

Now, I'm an open -minded kind of man.

I'd be more than happy just to keep my
eyes on the charts and off of what I'm

motoring.

But it'll cost you an extra $10 ,000.

For a $2 ,000 job.

You know, I like you, Sam.

I even throw in an extra bonus for a job
well done.

Say, uh, $5 ,000.

But any more than that, well, I just
have to find myself a new skipper.

Well, you just go and do that.

Word of warning, though.

Anybody you talk to is either going to
go to the cops or want even bigger

My 10 ,000 is not near enough for all
the risk I'd be taking.

So let's say 20.

Even.

I figure I'm the only game you got in
town here.

And if I don't get that job... Well,
let's say...

Loose lips sink ships.

Three names, all of whom would make
likely... Candidates have marked a

skipper. How about you?

There's this one local fisherman who
keeps bragging about a big delivery.

What's his name?

I was getting there.

Heiser. Sam Heiser.

Heiser. Sam Heiser. He's on my list.

Oh, wonder.

He hangs his shingle down at Kousankas
Wharf.

You all right? Fine.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Fitzgerald. You've been
most helpful.

Detective Hurley, Seattle PD.

I'd like to ask you a few questions.

Looks like Skipper Heiser ought to think
about hiring a secretary.

Or a maid.

It's hard to believe anybody could be
such a slob.

Well, maybe he's not.

There's been a fight here.

Hey, Rick.

Oh, boy.

I think you better open that.

you're older.

Well, salad, signorina. The finest
dressing with red wine vinegar and

from my own little village. I got that.
Only no fat.

Fat -free?

From America?

In my restaurant? Sure.

Craft -free red wine vinegar. No fat, no
cholesterol.

Try it.

Never. New craft -free red wine vinegar
fat -free dressing. If it tastes too

good to be fat -free, it's craft -free.
What a perfect sunset.

Si, si. Perfect.

That looks great. There's no taste like
home -baked.

Home -baked taste. You can enjoy that
same delicious taste in a cereal.

Banana Nut Crunch.

Home -baked taste.

Real banana baked into crunchy old
clusters, chopped walnuts, and crispy

flakes, too.

Who do you think baked it, Mom?

There's just no taste like home -baked.

Banana Nut Crunch cereal.

From Bose.

Butterworth, you're different.

Oh, I'm filled with the country. The
goodness of cinnamon and vanilla. I want

sing like a lark. Skip like a stone.

Oh, I'm dabbling like a brook. New Mrs.
Butterworth's country best recipe.

The day I said goodbye to baseball, I
promised myself minor arthritis pain

wouldn't hold me back. And hey, I gotta
use this shoulder. So I use Ultra

Strength Bengay with three pain
relievers. They only have one. Ultra

Bengay. Nothing stronger.

People love their cars. They don't want
to be without their cars. So they need

to be able to get their vehicle in and
out.

Ford owners want us to be able to say, I
know your vehicle and I know that it's

being worked on right now. They want us
to get it right the first time.

If a person sees that you're going out
of your way for them, they say, these

people really care.

These people treated me like a person,
not like a $10 bill.

That's a quality care standard.

Quality care people, quality care
standards at your Ford and Lincoln

dealer.

When static stops you, get bounce.

Bounce lets you go.

When static stops you, get bounce.

Bounce lets you go. Static builds up
when you move, but bounce virtually

eliminates static and leaves a fresh
scent that lasts up to five days.

Don't let static stop you. Don't let
that happen now. Get bounce and get

Bounce stops static before static stops
you.

Simon and Simon in trouble again.

We'll continue.

There's news happening now in your
neighborhood.

New at 11, it's a clash of the titans in
Judge Ito's courtroom. We'll show you

what caused tempers to flare tonight.
New at 11.

The news happening now in your
neighborhood. News Center 6.

New at 11. 6 on your side.

The Marine Midland MAAC Basketball
Tournament returns to Knickerbocker

March 3rd through the 6th. Great seats
are on sale now. Catch the excitement of

MAAC Madness March 3rd through the 6th
at the Knick.

This is CBS.

It's unbelievable!

For the past few weeks, crowds have been
pouring into Huck Finn's warehouse to

take advantage of the huge moving
liquidation sale.

Time is running out! That's right.
Additional markdowns have been taken.

Every... Every item must be sold. Every
chest, every dresser, every bed, all the

bedding, every sleeper and recliner,
every rug and carpet remnant, all the

the lamps, every planner and accessory.

Every single item must be sold.

Time is running out. So hurry and save
now before the last piece is sold.

It's Toyota's main event sales event in
the Sierra Beige Metallica.

Four -run, tough as they come in four
-wheel drive.

Get a great lease deal or buy a 4Runner
and get option package savings of $1

,000.

Compare 4Runner to its competition. It's
in a class by itself.

So get a deal on this title holder.

The main event for a limited time. Now
it's your Toyota dealer.

New Center 6 salutes Center for the
Disabled.

Get one more, and that'll do it.

Freelane indicates he was knocked out
with this bottle, then stuffed in the

freezer.

Cause of?

CSI boys are saying hypothermia.

Any latency?

At least two different sets on the
freezer.

We might be looking at more than one
killer.

I think you're right.

Who discovered the body?

A gentleman by the name of Angus Glenair

called it in.

Mr. Glenair stated that he had been
following Simon and had reason to

that he was on his way to visit this
Skipperheiser. Why was this guy

Rick? He needed him to sign some
documents.

Apparently, Glenair's business partner
had recently gotten into bed with Simon,

I believe is what he said.

Really? Yeah. Does he have a wife and
kids?

Still looking into it. We'll look
faster.

Simons may pay one of them a visit as
well. Yes, sir. Rick and A .J. could

shown up after the fact, Lieutenant.

I know these two. They're not murderers.

Right.

Now, you listen to me.

My buyer's only going to be in Vancouver
for two more days. We have to leave

tonight. Listen, Bruce, me and Ryan
taking this thing across an inlet's one

thing, but you're talking about open
seas and uncharted reefs.

Corey's right.

We need an experienced skipper.

Well, Miss Dunning, we have reason to
believe that you've been in contact with

the Simon brothers.

And what reason is that?

Who was your dinner date last night,
Miss Dunning?

Really, Lieutenant, don't you think your
time could be better spent trying to

locate Bruce Markham?

Who was your dinner date?

Whom I choose to dine with is really
none of your business. It is if you're

aiding and abetting a fugitive.

Unless you plan to charge me with
something.

I think I'd like to leave now.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

We'll be in touch.

We're terribly sorry for your loss.

Don't be.

We know this is a difficult time for
you, but we'll be brief.

We recently met with your husband.

He happened to be down at the time.

And we just wanted to ask him a few
questions.

Did he owe you money?

No, ma 'am. Not a penny. No. Oh, well,
thanks. You're the first.

Heiser was a scum -sucking bottom
feeder.

And I'd like to shake the hand of
whoever it was to bash him over the head

that bottle. I'll tell you that right
now. Did your husband happen to say

anything to you about a boat that he was
delivering to Canada?

He practically peed his pants over it.

Not that you could tell.

Don't adjust and think of dead fish and
beer.

Okay.

Here it is.

Mrs. Heiser?

Did the bottom feeder happen to mention
which dock he was leaving from?

I don't know. Eagle Harbor.

Eagle Harbor.

Thank you.

My one regret is that I didn't get to
see his dead face stuffed in that

Oh,

hello. Is Mrs. Heiser here? I need to
speak to my broker.

Have a nice day.

Hello, Saul.

Hey, AJ, what's the fastest way there?

Over the narrowest bridge, okay?

You know what?

I never realized how much I missed being
a P .I. until now.

Yeah?

Well, the truth is, my showing up here
with Mom was...

Partly because I miss the same thing.

And I was thinking that maybe you and I
could... I don't

know, we could... Hell, after all this,
you couldn't pay me enough to do that

job again.

Hey.

Look at this.

What? What exactly am I looking at? The
signal flags.

Oh.

B -O -B.

Bob? Who's Bob?

That's Mom, A .J.

No, that's Bob.

It's an S .O .S. It's a B .O .B. It's
Mom. She always gets her signal flags

mixed up.

She's sending us an S .O .S. Well, why
didn't you say so? I did say so.

Hold it right there, gents.

Turn around very slowly.

Hands out of your pocket.

Down on the ground, face down.

No.

No? No. You see those flags behind us?
That's our mom.

She's trying to signal us. She's on the
precious cargo.

I said down on the ground.

And I said no.

Lieutenant, I did not steal that boat.
Haven't you figured that out yet?

Yeah, I have. Well, you better get
your... Well, then what is the problem?

The problem is you still pulled a B &E,
and you still tampered with police

evidence. Yeah, and if we hadn't done
it, we'd all still be thinking that the

precious cargo had been blown up, too.
You also escaped during a prison

transfer, at which time your brother
here assaulted not one, but two police

officers. Well, I said I was sorry.

Is he kidding me? Look, we are guilty of
a few things, and we don't deny that.

But it was a means to an end. Right.

And that end is in plain sight.

Come on, Lieutenant.

If it were your mother, what would you
do?

I'll be putting my ass in a very big
sling if I don't take you into custody.

Besides, this is a police matter now.

Lieutenant, if you call in your backup,
you're either going to scare them off or

get our mother killed in the process.

So you either shoot us or come with us
because we're going to that boat.

What's he doing? I don't know. Is he
going to shoot us?

This is Lloyd. Hold positions. I may
have located the suspects.

Look out!

Let's go.

Move! We were moving. We were going to
the boat, and along comes Tweedledum

with a gun in his hand, telling us to
move.

Introducing the new Mercury Mystique. It
has available all -speed traction

control, a micron air filter that
removes dust and pollen.

and a 24 -valve Duratec V6 engine that
goes 100 ,000 miles before its first

scheduled tune -up.

Yet even though Mystique is equipped
like a luxury car, it's priced thousands

less than cars in its own class.

Because the last time we looked, money
still doesn't grow on trees.

The all -new Mystique. It's a whole new
Mercury.

It's morning, my hair's straight, and my
son called for lunch. I decided to go

curly. No time to perm.

I used Wash & Curl, the curling shampoo
with special curl enhancers.

Gorgeous curls, and my hair looks
fuller. Thanks, Wash & Curl. Wash &

curling shampoo.

Because practice always lasts just a few
more minutes.

Introducing Minute Recipes.

Recipes you make in 30 minutes or less.
For delicious meals like stir -fried

pepper steak. Just look on the back of
the box. Minute Recipes. Great meals for

the time you have.

How much do you pay for a minute of long
distance?

75 cents?

79 cents? 80 cents a minute. I don't
really know. Well, now Sprint introduces

whole new way to save on long distance.

Every evening and all weekend long, a
minute is just 10 cents.

It's that simple. For 10 cents, huh?
Piece of candy.

Cheaper than sending a postcard.

10 cents a minute.

I wonder why no one ever thought of that
before.

Call now for 10 cents a minute and get
up to 100 minutes free.

Glade Lasting Mist Air Freshener has a
concentrated mist that goes up, stays

Freshens for hours. Ordinary sprays just
go up and fade in minutes.

For hours of freshness.

Fresh from Glade SC Johnson Wax. Same
amount of chicken this week?

No, triple it.

Oh, something going on? Make sure we
have lots of ranch dressing.

With bacon.

And how much Monterey Jack?

How much you got?

Now you're talking.

It's back.

Wendy's Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich.
A whole breast fillet, Monterey Jack,

and creamy ranch with bacon. It's the
sandwich everybody loves.

Thanks. You think we have enough?

You're right. Order more. Wendy's
Monterey Ranch Chicken Sandwich. Come

it.

At 24 ,000 feet in sub -zero conditions,
her hands are put to the ultimate test.

An update from Vaseline Research.

World -class mountain climber Sandy Hill
Pittman knows the ravages of extreme

conditions on her skin.

That's why she used Vaseline Intensive
Care Extra Strength Lotion during her

Mount Everest climb.

This advanced formula gives her skin the
same protection that millions of people

trust every winter. Vaseline Intensive
Care Extra Strength Lotion. From

intensive research comes intensive care.

Tonight. The crowd goes crazy.

For Rosie O'Donnell. Michael McKean and
Wayne Newton. Tonight.

Yeah.

Her name invited trouble.

Someday everybody's going to know the
name of Belle Star. But can a bad girl

ever be good? The answer could cost Dr.
Quinn her family. Then, the angel

returns. If you stay out here, you'll
die. As Gregory Harrison discovers hope

from above.

Malcolm Jamal Warner, Marion Ross,
Miracles in Disguise, after Dr. Quinn

Saturday. Kids, you give them a home.
Why don't you just cut the attitude?

I was born with an attitude.

You give them a name.

My name is now Aisha. You can call
yourself Queen Poop -to -do for all I

When you're my daughter, I'm calling you
Beverly. What do you get?

A lifetime full of surprises. A
remarkable new series, Under One Roof.

Your mother's really got to brush up on
her signal flags.

It ain't however her getting you here
saved me a lot of hassle.

It seems that an honest skipper's hard
to come by these days.

Where is she?

Oh, she's making a box lunch for the
flight, I believe.

Her crab sandwiches, they're phenomenal.

Of course, you already know that.

Thank God, Rick and AJ.

Why don't we hold off on the reunion
until we all get to Vancouver?

I'm not taking this boat anywhere.

Oh, I think you will.

Shall we?

Lieutenant Lloyd, come in.

Lieutenant?

He's not responding.

He said he was headed towards the west
docks.

All units, converge on the west docks.
We may have an officer down.

Mr. Simon, I am a very accomplished
pilot. You can relax.

I'm very relaxed.

It's you who's going to crash and burn.

You know, Mr. Simon, If you were a few
years younger, I'd marry you.

If you were a few years younger, I'd
spank the hell out of you.

One can only dream.

After you.

All right. Come on, let's go.

Hey, AJ.

AJ, I need you to go below and medicate
the stern line.

All right.

Not so fast.

It's all right. I'm with him.

Keep your eyes open.

Rick, give me some slack.

cake stuff.

Ever saw any of the old Bob Hope Bing
Crosby road movies?

That's a little before my time, pops.

All right, AK, will we get close enough?
I'm going to jump on those hondos.

No, it'd be easier if I do it. What, are
you crazy? You'll kill yourself.

What, you think because I'm a lawyer now
I can't cut it anymore?

They're going to crash right into us.

All right, get the plane.

thing with the engine going, what were
you two screaming about?

Nothing, Ma. That wasn't important.

This is Tal. Let me speak to the
captain.

Suppose this means that the engagement
is off.

Miss Dunning.

Go on, get him out of here. Well,

the captain said I can wash my hands of
this one. Good deal. I'm so disappointed

I'll be going home alone.

Good work out there.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, town.

We owe you one.

You owe me a few dozen.

Excuse me, Mrs. Simon. I'm afraid I'm
going to have to take your sons into

custody now.

What? They did your work for you, and
you have the nerve to take them in?

worse, ma 'am, I'm sure the D .A. will
have an open ear to reduce charges.

Well, he damn well better.

Nothing changes.

Mom, it's all right, Mom. I mean, we've
got a few minor little details we have

to clear up, and then Tam's going to
vouch for us anyway. Uh, excuse me. We

don't really have anything. You can see
we don't have anything to worry about.

Tam? Hello. Tam?

Sign on the X.

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just let me
read that.

You slept with the man's wife?

Well... That's it, honey. You're
grounded for life. I didn't know she was

married. I even proposed to her myself.

Then you're as big a fool as I am, Yank.

Sign that damn paper.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's all right. You can sign it.
It's just an affidavit for his divorce

settlement. The woman's trying to take
me for everything I own. Right down to

feet with a tilt.

Mr. Glanier, I think you need sound
legal representation.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm A .J. Simon. I'm afraid the
counselor's docket is full.

Come on.

Here.

Here.

Yanks.

Thank you very much. That was very
generous.

Oh, no, no, no. I never told you this,
but the precious cargo has been in our

family for a very long time.

As a matter of fact, my mother and
father even spent their honeymoon on it.

So considering what you did, picking up
dinner is miles from generous.

Well, here's to the precious cargo.

We'll drink to that.

Actually,

um...

I was kind of hoping that you might sail
her home for me.

At a handsome fee, of course.

Well, I'm afraid my days as a delivery
skipper are over.

Really? Yeah.

Well, what are you going to do?

Well, I thought I'd stick around here
and learn how to, I don't know, be a

lawyer's assistant or something.

I'm afraid my days of being a lawyer in
Seattle are over.

Well, then maybe you should all just...

Sailor home together.

Well, that's a good idea.

Now, you know, and then we could just,
we could play it by ear. Yeah, yeah.

We could do that.

What do you say, Mom?

Well, here's to the precious cargo.
Here, here, here.

Look at that.

Beautifully. Yes, it is.

Well, AJ, might as well get started. Why
don't you go blow and scrub the heads?

You want me to scrub the heads?

Well, yeah, you ought to do something
useful. I'm skipping the boat.

Oh, come on. I'm skipping the boat.