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I come from the net, through systems,
peoples, and cities, to this place.
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Mainframe.
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My format?
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Guardian. To mend and defend.
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To defend my newfound friends, their
hopes and dreams.
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To defend them from their enemies.
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They say the user lives outside the net
and inputs games for pleasure.
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No one knows for sure, but I intend to
find out.
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Reboot!
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I'll take him offline.
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Uh -oh.
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Run away!
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Look out!
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Nail him, little brother!
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You can't undo my sister, you dipswitch!
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That's a ticket.
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I just need a bigger shot.
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There. Quick.
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Bring out the Mondo Cannonball.
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Think it's big enough, Enzo?
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I got it all processed, Dot.
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Bigger is better.
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Chip away to Fort Black -by -Black.
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Cool.
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Glitch. That's... Bob! Hurry!
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Big cannibals! Big powder!
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It's our only hope!
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Shh!
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What are you doing?
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That won't even make a dent!
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Trust me.
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Over.
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Quality shot.
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Deleted him, huh?
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Yeah.
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All right, Bob!
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Get him out! What a shot!
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Multitasking the large parties. This is
what I hate.
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Bob, tell us again how you beat the
user.
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Yeah, download us, Bob.
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Well, I just spotted his weak sector,
calculated the angle, and fired.
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And out!
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Yeah, offline.
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Deleted.
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What's with Enzo?
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Is he fully functional?
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He's been like that since the game
ended.
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Why so glum, Enzo?
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I couldn't figure out how to beat that
user.
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I must be basic.
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Basic? Whoa, don't be so rough on
yourself.
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Well, you're just a little kid, Enzo.
You'll get better as you develop.
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Yeah, don't worry about it. It'll all
come in time.
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Time? Huh. Little kid. I don't want to
be smart later. I want to be smart now.
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Hey.
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Perhaps you will try later, my son. As
you know, I can only download wisdom to
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those who beat me at my game.
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Of course I'd lose. I'm as basic as
basic can get. I'm low -res, downsides,
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erasable, hardly worth a backup. Someone
should undo me and... Enzo!
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Yes?
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Come. You did not win my game, but maybe
I can help anyway.
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I'm not supposed to let anyone, I mean
anyone, in here. But if you promise not
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to touch anything, I will show you
something.
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Really?
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Alphanumeric! I promise!
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Yada, yada, yada.
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Super cooled!
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The city's read -only room. A storehouse
of all information since the very
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beginning of Mainframe.
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Whoa!
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Pixelacious! And my favorite way to
become smarter, by reading.
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If you promise not to touch anything
other than this window, you may stay in
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this room and scan the files in memory.
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Okay, cool!
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I want to scan every readme file in the
system.
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Processing request.
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When you finish, just come out this
door.
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Be careful, young Enzo. Remember that
anything worthwhile takes time.
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Yeah, but the faster I go, the more I'll
know.
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Thanks, Fong!
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I'll show them how smart I am. I'll
store every bite of data in here.
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Cecil, have you seen Enzo?
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What do I look like, a nanny?
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I think not.
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I hope he's okay.
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I'm sure he's fine.
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This is going to take millions and
millions of nanoseconds.
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This might even take one whole second.
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There's got to be a faster way to get
smart.
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I know.
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Access information on speed setting.
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Processing request.
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Mainframe's clock speed and bit rate
determines how fast frights can run.
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clock speed and higher bit rate equals
greater processing power.
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Uh, I just want to be smarter.
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Smarter than what?
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Smarter than Bob. No, wait.
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Smarter than everyone.
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How much smarter?
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Ooh. Uh, twice as much?
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Processing request.
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Changes in sprite speed must be made
from the clock speed room.
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Okay, but how would I ever get there?
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No way!
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Guided tour!
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Coolness!
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Welcome to the mainframe clock speed
room.
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Do you wish to be twice as smart as
everyone now?
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Or later?
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Now!
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Processing request.
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I'm not any faster.
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I'll crash it all.
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Dude!
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Everything's gone 8 -bit!
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What happened?
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Where did all the colors go?
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Looks like they're all here to me.
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Do I know you?
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Has he gone low density or what?
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I bet a GameCube fell when I was inside.
I better get Bob.
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Yay!
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Congratulations.
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For what?
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For finding a way out of here.
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Enzo!
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You are my hero!
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I am?
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Why, we've been trying to get out
forever.
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You are so smart.
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And I am so lucky. My brother, the
smartest boy in all of... of...
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wherever this is.
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Dot, Enzo, stand back. Don't worry. I'll
save you.
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Save us?
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From what?
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Gee, I'm not sure.
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Is it from that, that stranger?
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Express delivery for, uh, Dodd's, uh,
dinner?
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Why, yes, it is.
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Aha! No, Bob, that's just the... Take
that.
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Sorry about that. I don't know what got
into him. Dot,
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what's wrong with Bob?
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Hello?
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Anzo to Dot, come in.
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That's for sale. Best price in town.
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No way.
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This isn't the game. I did this. And I
didn't make myself any smarter.
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These aren't just for hats anymore.
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Hey, come back. You didn't pay for that.
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Never fear, for I, Bob, will stop him.
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No, no, no!
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Hey, how do you stop this thing?
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Oh, that's how!
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Great! Trapped in a game with these
characters!
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This better be something simple, or
we're in major trouble.
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Welcome to Video Athlete, between the
deadly user and those oh -so -wacky main
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framers. Stay tuned for thrilling
action, heart -pounding suspense.
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But first, this message.
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Man, the clock speed doesn't seem to
affect Mike the TV at all. I guess he
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didn't get any dumber.
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Oh, great.
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Uh -oh.
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In the first series of events, the
athletes will rack up as many points as
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can. The more, the better. But wait,
there's more.
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These scores determine the starting
positions in the winner -pick -all final
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event. The Eliminator.
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Whoever wins the Eliminator wins the
game.
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And now, another word from our sponsor.
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Did you hear that?
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For as many points as possible, or we're
all wiped out.
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Don't worry, coach.
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I will help you win.
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We will help you win.
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Yup, you got it, Enzo. Winning is our
format.
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Consider it inputted.
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No problem.
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There's just one thing.
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Yes? What are points?
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What we have here is a failure to
network.
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and the user is going to be almost
impossible to beat.
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Because of his high point total, he's
starting with a big lead. The main
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could lose the game, the entire sector
could be wiped out, and we'll all be
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mindless novels.
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How do you feel right now?
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What a ridiculous question!
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How do you think I feel? I feel rotten!
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I see. And what are your strategic plans
for the rest of the game?
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Strategic plans?
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I'm just gonna try to win, that's what!
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And I'm not gonna let my team ruin it
either!
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Don't worry, Coach.
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We'll help you win the race.
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I was afraid of that.
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Coach! You okay?
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Okay, user, I'm jamming now.
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Bob would do.
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I mean the smart Bob.
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That's it.
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The smart Bob would use his brains.
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I had to transfer all of you to the
user's team because he really needs your
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help to make it to the finish line.
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Really?
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I've got some ground to make up.
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I am hoping to make your boots go
faster.
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You are my hero.
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What's our problem?
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I have no idea.
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I hope you learned you should always pay
attention to the road signs.
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What in the network are you talking
about?
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Shortcuts lead to dead ends, my son.
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Wait a minute.
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You knew all along, didn't you?
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What? Were you talking to me?
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I learned a lot, Fong. More than I
wanted, but thanks anyway.
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You're not going to catch me getting
smart all at once.
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No way.
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You think he's sick?
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Has to be. He's so quiet, so still.
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He hasn't knocked me over for at least a
millisecond.
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Think we should call a diagnostic
program?
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That's enough for today.
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These things take time, you know.
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Anyone want to go circuit racing, jet
fall, speed port, net car, jump slot?
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No problem.
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