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Joanna, would you step on it? I have to
be at the studio in 15 minutes.
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I fixed the furnace and re -insulated
the pipes.
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It's always fun to see how many chores I
can squeeze in while Joanna does her
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makeup.
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It's always been a gas for me, too,
George.
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Hey, Georgie, our mini -muffinet had
another milestone.
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She sucked my finger.
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And before that, she spit up.
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Both momentous events.
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Boy, I'm never around when history is
made.
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When Brooke Shields did her first Bob
Hope Easter special, I was stuck in a
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donut shop waiting for the buttermilks
to come out of the oven.
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You missed a very funny Peter Cottontail
sketch.
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Damn, damn, damn.
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Hello, Stephanie.
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Henry!
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Henry Tashman, one of Mommy and Daddy's
jaded lawyers.
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Gentlemen. Henry's in charge of my
clothing farm.
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So, what brings you up from Rhode
Island?
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Your parents wanted to give your
precious baby a gift, so they bought a
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property for her.
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Why? There's nothing worth buying around
here.
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Dick found out the hard way.
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Yeah, a good stiff wind, and we're under
a mountain of matchsticks.
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Is that true, or is it a joke?
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It's a joke.
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And not a very good one.
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Then why humiliate yourself needlessly?
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Dick has this pathetic need to be the
center of attention.
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So what worthless piece of property is
baby Steffi stuck with?
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Your baby is now the sole owner of the
local TV station WPIV.
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WPIV?
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I talked your parents out of buying her
CBS.
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Gee.
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Oh, Steph, imagine our Bubba will be a
baby mogul in six weeks.
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Michael, you also will have a position
at the station.
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Jumping mother of Moses? You mean this
hombre's back in the showbiz saddle?
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Oh, God, please, no.
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According to the terms of the gift, your
official title will be that of
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figurehead. Figurehead? Did you hear
that, Stefan?
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Figurehead! Oh, Michael, it's what
you've always dreamed of, a meaningless
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with no responsibility.
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And you did it through hard work and
perseverance.
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Henry, since Michael is going to be an
impotent figurehead, who's going to make
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all the decisions?
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Why, my baby, of course.
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The center of the stinking universe.
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Oh, sweetie, you've made Mommy and Daddy
so proud.
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Yes, you have.
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Oh, yes, you have.
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Would one of you mind telling me how a
baby who can't talk is going to run a TV
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station? Steph, give this Dalton Loudon
a sample of how our cuddly one
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communicates.
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Is this expensive Scottish cashmere yes
or no?
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See?
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She's wiggling her feet. That means no.
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When she means yes, she does this.
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Cut it out, Michael.
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Okay, honey, we can go now.
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I'll do my final touch -up in the car.
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Hey, Jojo, guess what?
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My illustrious in -laws have gifted our
golden child with WPIV.
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From now on, your show and Dick's will
be part of the...
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Baby Stephanie Broadcasting Network.
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The baby's going to run the station?
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That means yes.
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Hey, it's Mikey Harris.
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You guys remember him?
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Oh, sure you do. He's the obnoxious
little guy who had a bright future here
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it all came crashing down on his head.
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On his head. That's a good one, Wally.
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Paul, there's something you should know.
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Stephanie's parents bought P .I .V. and
gave it to the baby.
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It's nuts, but the kid is your boss.
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once or every day for the rest of your
life?
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Every day sounds good.
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Michael, introduce baby Stephanie to all
her little workers.
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National Brotherhood of Yokels.
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These are your cameramen and sound men.
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Oh, this is Paul.
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He was once a producer.
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Now, he's your diaper man.
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JoJo has to go finish her makeup so she
can look pretty for you on her show.
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Boy,
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what a suck -up.
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Excuse me. Someone has to work around
here.
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In five, four, three, two... And now
it's Vermont Today starring
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Dick Loudon.
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Vermont Today is a Baby Stephanie Harris
production brought to you by the
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generosity of the cutest baby in the
whole wide world.
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Yes, she is.
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Oh, yes, she is.
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Welcome to Vermont Today.
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I'm your host, Dick Love. The only word
that describes my very special guest is,
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well, genius.
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Hello, Roland Myers, Father...
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of modern lawn furniture.
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Hi, Dick. Roland, I know the burning
question on everyone's mind is, how
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did you get the idea for lawn furniture?
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Well, one August afternoon, many years
ago, I was sitting on the grass sipping
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lemonade. I thought, if only I had
something to sit on like a regular
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later, I built the first lawn chair.
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I have never seen a baby shake her feet
so vigorously.
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Do you think our little darling has
deduced the thickest grab?
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Well, she was bound to find out sooner
or later. I needed something to put the
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lemonade on, so that's why I invented
the lawn table.
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Fascinating.
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Oh, damn, our time is up and we've only
just scratched the surface.
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I'd like to thank my fascinating guests,
Roland Myers.
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Remember, folks, transcripts for today's
show are available for free.
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Only one.
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Two of them.
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And we're out.
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Baby Stephanie wants to see you, Dick.
And she's not happy.
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No, she's not.
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Oh, no, she's not.
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This is so hard.
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Baby Steph's firing you.
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She's what?
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You're what?
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Well, don't think it's easy for her. But
she has to ask herself why throw good
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money after bad.
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This is crazy. After that amazing
interview?
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Well, she just didn't respond to the
material. And she was also dying for you
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pick up the pace.
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The baby told you that?
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Well, not in so many words.
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Like none.
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She was kicking her feet like crazy.
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And she had another way of showing how
she felt.
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You just couldn't pick up the pace,
could you?
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I mean, I don't believe it. I've had a
TV show here for seven years, and a kid
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wiggles her feet and poops, and I'm out.
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Oh, sweetie, couldn't you give Dickie
another chance?
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Say, a week to change the direction of
his show so you like it?
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She's mulling.
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What if I don't want to change the
direction of my show?
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Oh, Dick, I wish you hadn't said that.
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Oh, Paul.
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I'm not afraid to take an unpopular
position. I like you.
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That's why I'm giving you this.
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A list of guests guaranteed to appeal to
baby Steph.
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Who's... Who's Helen Bodaglia?
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A wet nurse.
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You expect me to interview a woman whose
breasts are for hire?
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Dick, trust me. Lean on me.
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Those marketable memories can be your
meal ticket.
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Michael, you're a boob.
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Hi.
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I'm Larry.
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This is my brother Darryl, and this is
my other brother Darryl.
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Larry, is this important?
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We're here to save Dick's show from
dying on the vine.
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My show is not dying. Of course, you're
right. We're wrong.
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As long as he has a steak knife in his
hand, we'd better humor him.
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I think you've already got one foot off
the ledge. If the boy's alleged to have
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a hedge, it'll give you an edge. I'd
like to hear it.
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A list of Daryl's personal friends who
could save Dick Show from dying on the
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vine.
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Billy Holiday.
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Billy Holiday is dead.
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That explains why she ain't had us over
lately for carrot cake and sing -alongs.
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Wait, here's someone who's still with
us.
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George McGovern.
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Senator George McGovern?
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How did Daryl get to know George
McGovern? Well, due to his extraordinary
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campaign strategies, Daryl was
responsible for McGovern's landslide
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the 72 presidential election.
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Guys, McGovern, he sort of lost to Nixon
that year.
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Oh?
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Well, I guess that explains why Daryl
hasn't been invited to the White House
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carrot cake and thing -a -long.
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You could really get George McGovern on
my show? Whoa, Dick, what have we been
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talking about?
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The baby's not going to relate to a
politico unless... This McGovern, does
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funny faces?
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Maybe you'd like it better if he wore a
silly hat.
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Or better yet, dressed up as a pickle.
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Dickle, it'll take at least two weeks to
get a good pickle costume made.
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And thank you so much for the long stem
red roses.
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I'll put them right on the new wet bar
you had installed for me.
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Wet bar? I don't even have a toilet.
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Thanks for booking this politician guy,
Dick.
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Maybe Stephanie's going to have me
working overtime.
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By the way, Paulie, I left some wingtips
by your locker. I stepped in something
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this morning. See what she can do.
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In five, four, three, two... And now
it's Vermont Today starring
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Dick Loudon.
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Well, welcome. Welcome to Vermont Today.
I'm Dick Loudon, and it's a privilege
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to have as my special guest the former
senator from South Dakota, George
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McGovern.
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Welcome, Senator.
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Thank you, Dick.
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You know, there's a burning question
I've got to ask you. What was it like to
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run for president of the United States?
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Well, it was a pretty interesting
experience, but it was also a
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lot of hard work.
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Oh, I'll bet.
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So you're saying that it was interesting
and...
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At the same time, hard work.
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That pretty well sums it up.
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Her feet are going a mile a minute.
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If those two don't jazz things up, she's
going to pull the plug.
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What's with that dick? I throw a wet
nurse in his face and he doesn't even
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Senator... Dick, dick.
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We have to confab. Go away.
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Everything all right?
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Yes, this man, he wants to get your
autograph. He's a
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liberal.
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Really? He looks like a shallow, self
-centered, materialistic
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yuppie to me.
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the stage.
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Dick, the red flags are flying. Now, if
you don't pique my infant's interest
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soon, she'll have Buddy pull the pluggy.
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You know, I'm sure a lot of our younger
viewers would like to know about your
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childhood.
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When you were a kid, did you ever think
about what it would be like to run for
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president of the United States?
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I think I...
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Thought it would be interesting.
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But also a lot of hard work.
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Wow.
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Oh, my God.
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Is something wrong, Dick?
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Call me Dickie Poo.
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Dickie -poo?
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Or Dick -a -dee, or Dick -a -dow.
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Dickie -wickie. You know, just take your
pickie.
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Well, Dickie -wickie, I thought maybe we
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could talk about the State of the Union
under the present administration.
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All righty -rooney.
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Can we do it while we do this?
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Why are you acting like this?
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Because it's fun.
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Do you have some medical problems?
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No, no, I'm just a naturally happy dicky
-wicky.
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Come on, Georgie, why don't you rub your
tummy?
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I'll be your best friend.
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You mean like this?
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Senator... Please stop.
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But this is fun.
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I'm terribly sorry. Look, some people
encourage me to go after the youth
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but, I mean, if it means making a man of
your stature look idiotic, I
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just won't do it. Now, let's get back to
our...
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Our political discussion. How did your
wife feel when you decided to run for
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president? Well, I think she found it
interesting.
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But also a lot of hard work.
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Well, I see we've run out of time.
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This is Dick Loudon thanking my guest,
Senator George McGovern.
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And saying, goodbye forever.
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And now the headlines.
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A lot of really bad stuff happened
today.
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But we don't want to hear about that, do
we?
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No, no, no, we don't.
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We want to hear happy stuff.
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Well, little Nicky Lerner caught a
little yellow butterfly today. And it
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pretty.
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And Nicky was so happy.
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Boy, what a scoop.
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Hi, Dick.
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Sorry about the really bad stuff that
happened to you today.
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The news reporter said you'll probably
be replaced by widow Nicky Lerner.
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Well, we're all going to miss Dick's
show terribly.
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But there is some good news.
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The baby gave me a company car.
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Just for kissing up?
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It's a mockery.
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Where's the car? Where's the car?
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Outside. Want to go for a spin? Oh, boy,
do I.
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It's a mockery.
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Coming up next, potty patter with your
host, Whittle Nicky Lerner.
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Oh, look who's here.
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It's Dickie Wickie.
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It's Dick. I had it legally changed
back.
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Uh, we held a behind -clothes daughter
session with baby Steffi, and...
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Well, she's wavering. I don't care.
She's not my boss anymore.
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Well, fine, if you don't mind losing
your TV show.
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Michael, come on. Let's go warm up the
baby's bottle.
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We'll, uh... We'll be right back.
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Keep a peeper on our pitcher.
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I think what you're doing is unfair.
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All right, all right, maybe you... Maybe
you do know what you like, but... I
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mean, I'm aiming for an audience who
can, you know, walk and talk.
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Well, sure, you know, you can go on
about your demographics and your TVQ.
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But, I mean, there's room for shows with
substance.
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So you agree.
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You know, I mean, you know, there are
enough dumb programs on the air.
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Like Joanna's.
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Look, I...
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I think if you watched Vermont Today
regularly, you might grow to like it.
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Look, I don't want to take any more of
your time.
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Can I have my show or not?
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Oh, thanks, boss.
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You're okay.
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Guess you are.
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Guess you are.
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