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Joanna, have you seen George?
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George who?
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Utley. Oh, George Utley.
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Well, have you?
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Who wants to know?
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Joanna, are you trying to tell me
something?
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George is at the airport picking up my
Aunt Louise.
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Aunt Louise, the psychopath?
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He's not a psychopath, teacher.
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Whimsical.
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Right. And she whimsically tried to blow
up our wedding.
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You make so much out of a little bomb
scare.
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I mean, that woman hates me. She doesn't
hate you.
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She just felt that you weren't much of
a... bargain.
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Anyway, I thought if she came for a
visit that I could prove to her that you
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a... bargain.
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Do you know that after 19 years when I
called her, she actually cried?
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Well, maybe one of her tear gas
canisters went off in her fiction.
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Hi and hello, Dick and Joe. Hi, Michael.
Have you two ever heard of a thing
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called a budget?
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Isn't that some sort of a parakeet?
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No, Dick, that's a budgie.
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Yeah, I know. See, that was my funny
answer.
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Yes, we've heard of a budget.
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Well, we hadn't until this morning. We
were watching TV, and Darren thought
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Samantha was spending too much money, so
he put her on this budget.
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But Indora felt that Samantha should
just twitch her nose and not worry about
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finances. So Indora and Darren had it
out, and then she turned him into a
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hattic.
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Well, if a budget worked for a witch and
her husband, I don't see why it
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wouldn't work for the two of you.
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And we have fewer expenses than Darren
and Samantha.
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We pay zero for rent. We live here free.
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We pay zero for food. We eat here free.
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Zero for long -distance calls. We sneak
in at night after your sleep and use the
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phone for free.
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Then where does your money go?
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To buy clothes, of course.
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You don't expect us to wear yours.
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Michael, that horn.
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That's the unmistakable sound of a brand
-new Rolls -Royce Corniche.
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Leaping lap of luxury, it is.
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Oh, my God.
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Michael, you act like you've never seen
a Rose before.
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My parents buy a new one every six
months.
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I'm the same way with underwear.
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It's not the coach, it's the coach men.
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Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other
brother Darryl.
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Hi.
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I'm Larry.
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Michael has already announced you.
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We'll let this one go.
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But in future, please refrain from such
unauthorized introductions.
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What are you guys doing with the Rolls
Royce? We bought it at the Rolls Royce
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store.
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Puppers, can we buy one, too?
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Michael, we're on a budget.
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Darn, I didn't know a budget meant
skimping.
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Well, cheer up. Let's go eat some of
Dick and Joanna's food.
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How could you fellas afford such an
expensive car?
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Easy. We just liquidated all our assets,
including home and cafe.
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Of course, we had to unshackle ourselves
from the unrealistic budgetary
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guidelines set forth by Darren and
Samantha Stevens.
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Guys, if you put all your money in the
car, how can you afford to eat?
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It appears we've made a gross
miscalculation.
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But we'll muddle through.
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Do you still have that brochure on
cannibalism?
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That sounds like our doorbell.
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Hope it's not another one of those
Jehovah's Witnesses.
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I like your car, guys. Thanks. If we
expire from malnutrition, it's yours.
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All right!
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George, where's Aunt Louise?
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She's probably waiting outside until
that suitcase explodes.
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Aunt
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Louise!
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Dear, dear Margaret.
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It's Joanna.
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Ah, dear, dear Joanna.
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You're just as lovely as the day you
were married. Oh.
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Obviously you saw her before the...
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Bomb squad dogs sniffed her out.
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Well, I can see that you're still in an
angry place about the little bomb scare.
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Would you like to box my ears or punch
me right in the eye?
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Not really. I wouldn't mind wrapping
your knuckles for sending Joanna's old
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boyfriend up to the honeymoon suite.
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Rad, petty bone.
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I'd almost forgotten about him. Listen,
I can't blame you for hating me and my
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pranks. I tell you what.
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Go ahead.
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Take your best shot.
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Put the glasses back on, Aunt Louise.
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You want to hit me with my glasses on?
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Okay. Sounds a little thick to me, but
go ahead.
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Aunt Louise, Dick is not going to hit
you.
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Oh, listen, Dick.
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I didn't think you were going to forgive
me right off the bat.
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When I did something to spoil your
wedding...
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It was just because I didn't think you
were much of a bargain.
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I wanted the very best for Joanna, and I
mean, who in his right mind would have
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thought that was you?
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Geez, Louise, I... I think I'm touched.
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Oh, apologizing is so exhausting.
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I think I'll take a nap.
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I'll show you to your room. Oh, good.
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Feel free to pummel me while I'm
sleeping.
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What happened to all that lobster you
and Joanna were eating last night?
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We finished it.
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Glutton.
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A little more coffee, Aunt Louise? Just
a whole cup, please.
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You know, I ran across one of your books
last night while I was settling in.
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Old Lampshades. More than just party
hats?
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Yeah, that was my first and only pop -up
book.
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Yes, when I opened it... the bejeebies
out of it.
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You know, Joanna, you've got a very
talented husband here.
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He's a writer, an innkeeper, and an
international TV celebrity.
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Oh, I just host a little local show.
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Well, you can't be more than 70, and I'm
sure you'll find your stride pretty
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soon.
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Listen, I just remembered. I bought you
two a wedding present. George left it in
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the lobby.
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Listen,
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will you be here when I get back?
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How long will you be?
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Ten seconds.
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Yeah, we'll hang out.
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She really seems to like you now.
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Yeah, I feel a little guilty about
having her hauled in for questioning
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the wedding.
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Oh, good, you're still here.
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Well,
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you like it?
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A giant...
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Rectangle wrapped in paper. What's not
to like?
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No, no, there's something inside. Open
it. Oh, good.
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You
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recognize
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the couple?
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It's me with Benjamin Franklin.
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Benjamin Franklin, that's Dick.
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What's wrong with you, Joanna? Don't you
recognize your own husband?
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Well, where do you want to hang it?
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Well... I know a very, very special
place.
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Special place?
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You know, upstairs, way, way, way at the
end of the hall near the emergency
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exit.
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There'll be lots of foot traffic.
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Only if we have an air raid drill.
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We're going to hang this in the lobby
right over the fireplace.
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Oh, perfect.
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All your guests can come and stare at
your rare, luminescent beauty, Joanna.
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Then they can look at Dick.
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You've halted our introduction due to
the sight of a curious new addition to
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your lobby.
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Yeah, Joanna's Aunt Louise painted it.
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The artist has truly captured the
luminous quality of your flesh tones.
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Huh? I'll ask.
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Daryl wonders what you're doing with
Angie Dickinson.
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Angie and I used to date years ago.
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Really?
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We've seen every episode of her
hackneyed yet truly poignant series,
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Woman.
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Yeah, I cut off all ties after she made
Big Bad Mama 2.
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Daryl also considers that a black mark
on an otherwise stellar career.
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Anyway, we've solved our cash flow
problems. It seems the masses in China
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money to have their pictures taken in
exotic cars.
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We've embarked on a similar venture to
the tune of a buck a photo.
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Ten bucks for nudies.
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Dan, I... I guess you'll... you'll be
moving to China?
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Shake a tail, Shutterbugs. We're losing
the light.
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Who needs the Chinese masters when we
have Michael?
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Come on, Daryl. Let's set up the baby
spots for the day -for -night shot.
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Take a peep at these Polaroids, Pop.
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Michael, is that you spread -eagled on
the hood in Tiger Prince Speedos?
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It's as skimpy as I could get without
popping for the ten bucks.
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The baby oil gives me a rough -and
-ready sheen, don't you think?
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Definitely. Michael, are these sad cries
for attention within your budget?
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If you don't tell Steph about these,
I'll wash the Speedos and you can borrow
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them.
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Well, we're off to the airport.
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The car's all packed.
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Dick, I'm so glad we reconciled. Now I
know you'll be there when they drop my
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body into the ground.
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And if I'm lucky, you'll be the first
one to shovel dirt on my grave.
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Well, thanks for leaving me with such a
lovely thought.
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Don't mention it. Bye now.
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See ya.
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So long. Toodles.
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Toodles.
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God, Joanna looks so ridiculous.
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Seeing something that beautiful makes me
know for sure there's a God.
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Not a benevolent one.
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It's wrong for me to covet that
painting, isn't it?
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You like it?
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Who wouldn't? It's great art.
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I can tell because the eyes seem to
follow you wherever you go.
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George, since you're such a connoisseur
of fine art, would you like to own
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this?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Taking this masterpiece from the
Stratford would be like taking the Mona
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from the Montpelier Museum.
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The, uh, the Mona Lisa's in the Louvre.
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Well, right.
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I was thinking of the Venus de Milo.
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Of course. Well, uh, if you like it,
George, you can have it. Well, I
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take a wedding gift.
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What if I bought it?
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Okay, um, what do you think it's worth?
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A masterpiece like that?
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Five dollars?
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Sold.
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I have to tell you, I was prepared to go
even higher. As high as $5 .50. I
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wouldn't want you to dip into your
retirement fund, George.
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Boy, this is going to look great next to
my red skeleton clown plates.
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I could have sworn I left that book on
the nightstand.
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George?
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What are you doing with that painting?
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Dick just sold it to me.
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For five bucks.
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Dick, how could you sell that painting?
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It was a gift to both of us. I know, but
George really, really coveted this
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piece of art.
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Oh, I wish I'd never come back to find
my copy of Ants Who Love Too Much.
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I'm going to go take a nap.
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What about your flight?
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How did I fly when my guts had been torn
out of my body like my gallbladder was
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last October?
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All right, maybe I had a little lapse in
judgment. Oh, shut up, Dick.
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I should have married Brad Pettibone
when I had the chance.
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What a mess.
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How did I ever let you talk me into
buying your wedding present?
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Maybe I'm the devil, George.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to return
this.
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Want your $5 back?
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I thought it was $5 .50.
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Maybe you're the devil, George.
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Joanna, don't you think this silent
treatment is a little immature?
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And selling my aunt's painting isn't?
Oh, come on. You can't honestly say you
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like that thing. I love that thing.
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Jesus.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing, just... Oh,
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fine.
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First you sell our wedding gift, now
you're insulting my taste.
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Jerk. What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing, just... Jerk.
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Well, finish the formal wear shoot.
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Say, Dickbo.
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Would you happen to have a gladiator
outfit I can borrow?
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Darn. Mine's in the shop.
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I'm having it buffed.
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Michael, don't you think you're wasting
an awful lot of money on something so
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vain and frivolous?
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Are you guys talking about me again?
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Michael,
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you have on evening wear. It's barely
dark.
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I know I usually wear my after six after
six, but tonight I was feeling kind
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of... It's no use.
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I can't hide it from my muffin P .I. any
longer.
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Here.
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Oh, my God.
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These are...
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Gorgeous. I've never seen you looking so
sultry.
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L .D. and D. took them. Only a buck a
pop.
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What a steal.
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But wait, there's something wrong with
these pictures. I can't put my finger on
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it.
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You aren't in them?
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That's it.
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Well, there's only one solution.
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Dump them and start from scratch.
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What about your budget?
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If God had wanted us to be in a budget,
he wouldn't have made us so photogenic.
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Amen.
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Can I help you?
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Thanks anyway, pal. I've already had my
shoes shined today.
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This is a lovely likeness of Joanna.
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But what's she doing with Ben Franklin?
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She was a founding father groupie.
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Who are you?
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Brad! Brad Pettibone. Oh, thank Allah
you're here.
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I jetted up as soon as I got your call.
Now, what sort of trouble is Joanna
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having? Marital trouble.
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The husband is a monster.
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He's trying to pull me in my sleep.
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The cad.
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I knew the husband was no bargain.
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I should have snuck Joanna out of that
bridal suite when I had the chance.
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I thought I remembered you from my
honeymoon.
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I'm sorry, I didn't catch the name. Dick
Loudon. The husband you'll be
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replacing. Oh, of course.
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My, 19 years have taken their toll on
you, haven't they?
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I've been ill. I ate some bad scallops.
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Pettibone? My God, Joanna.
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Every bit the vision you were on your
wedding night.
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What are you doing here?
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Wacky Louise sent for me.
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00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,600
She told me the sad, sad news of your
marital breakup. So, so sorry.
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00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:28,080
Well, despite what you've been told, my
marriage to Dick isn't over.
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Yet.
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Let's not talk ugly. We're too beautiful
for that.
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00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:38,620
Let's talk about how your face becomes
more breathtaking with every breath you
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take, with every move you make.
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You always could turn a phrase.
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And a stomach.
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What say we jet down to Palm Beach for a
naughty weekend of sun, fun, and me?
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Shall we?
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I'd love to, Brad.
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But I'm afraid I can't. Isn't she cute
when she's playing hard to get? I taught
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her all that.
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What a proud moment this must be in your
life.
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What's the problem, my beauty?
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00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:18,980
Well, Palm Beach sounds wonderful, but
my hair's a mess, and my luggage is in
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the attic, and I'm sort of, kind of,
more or less, for better or worse,
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worse, married to Dick.
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Why is it, my pet, that so many fun
times are spoiled by wedlock?
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Tell me about it.
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Goodbye, my dream girl.
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Let's not make it another 19 years,
shall we?
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Goodbye, old girl.
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00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,440
We gave it a shot, didn't we? Always
not, Ross Brand.
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Hang by the phone.
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Oh, uh, bye -bye.
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Any idea how much those three lads are
charging to pose by the row?
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A buck a shot.
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Mm -hmm.
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How about nudies?
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Ten bucks.
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00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,480
Hmm. That's interesting.
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Oh, boys!
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Aunt Louise, I appreciate what you tried
to do.
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Yes, we're both very grateful.
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00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,620
I mean, I admit Dick did a very stupid
thing selling your painting. He's not
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perfect, and God knows he never will be.
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00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,820
Please, Joanna, I think I'm going to
cry.
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But I married him in spite of all his
shortcomings and everyone's disapproval,
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00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:41,860
and he frequently makes me happy, so I
guess I'm stuck with... What's his name
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here?
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I love you too, Joanna.
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It's obvious that you two are crazy
about each other. Why do I do the things
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do?
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Because you're out of your mind.
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00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:58,130
I suppose you're right.
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I'm going to take a nap.
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I'll be up to pummel you in a little
while.
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I'll leave the door unlocked.
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00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:17,310
Joanna, if you hadn't been married to
me, would you have flown to Palm Beach
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with Brad?
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00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,890
I think I'll take a nap, too.
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00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,780
Thank God George was right.
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Meow.
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