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Honey, would you pass the roast?
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Here you go.
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Stupid bacon!
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Butter with that?
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No, I think I'll try marmalade.
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That mood, you know?
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Stupid parsley!
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Excuse me, I'm not usually one to pry,
but is your maid possessed?
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No, no, that's just her cooking method.
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He liked to intimidate the food.
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Actually, there's a reason behind my
squawks.
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She's got the baby in the belly hormone
blues.
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She's eight months pregnant.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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There's nothing to worry about. Just
treat her the way we do. Pretend she's a
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live grenade.
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Here's your stupid bacon and eggs.
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I didn't order bacon and eggs. I ordered
pancakes.
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The pin is out of the grenade.
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Well, I didn't make pancakes.
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I made bacon and eggs.
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But I don't like bacon.
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You will the way I made it.
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I tenderized it.
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I threw it against the wall.
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Stephanie, go make Mr. Jenkins his
pancakes.
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Why? Because he asked for them?
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Well, maybe now on I should just go from
table to table asking everybody what
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they want.
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I'll just go to a restaurant. And good
luck on the birth of your child. Oh,
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dead.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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How could I have said that?
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No, it's okay. I understand.
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Don't you even think of touching me.
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Hon, I thought New Englanders were
supposed to be nice and normal.
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That'll teach you not to stereotype
people.
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Stephanie, you were very rude to our
guest.
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Get off my back, woman.
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And knock off this guest, champ.
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You charge people to stay here.
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Give birth already.
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Mr. Jenkins!
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Michael!
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Why didn't you stick up for me?
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I was just trying to remain neutral, you
know, like Switzerland and... Quick,
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Dick, what other country is neutral?
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Michael, I order you to take sides. You
were totally in the right.
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Don't patronize me.
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You were totally in the wrong.
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Traitor. There was no correct answer,
was there?
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Leave me alone.
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No offense, Michael, but right now I
can't stand the sight of you.
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Oh, no, you're not going to cry, are
you?
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I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to.
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You would cry too if this happened to
you.
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Why are you staring at me? I'm not, I'm
not, I'm not.
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Well, your eggs are. Sorry, sorry.
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Here's a wacky idea. Why don't you take
my car and go shopping? You know, get
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some fresh air and...
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And maybe your sanity back.
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You trying to get rid of me, buddy?
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I'd rather not answer that. It sounds
like one of your trick questions.
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Okay.
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Maybe I will go shopping.
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Yay.
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I'll drive over to Johnny Cake Mall.
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Just hope no stupid, stupid pedestrians
get in my way.
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Why don't I drive you over there? You
know, give us a...
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Chance to talk some more. Oh, that'll be
a thrill.
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Oh, hi, Michael.
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Hi, George.
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Is something wrong?
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Uh, no.
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No, just, uh, played a quick game of
hide and whimper.
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Oh. Well, I hope you win.
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Hey there, Georgie boy.
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Wait.
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There, there is something wrong.
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I thought so.
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My, uh, my sweet and sour Steph yelled
at me and wounded me with her wicked
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words.
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She did seem angry.
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She just drove by with Dick and threw a
soda can at my head.
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I'll have some story to tell at the
recycling center.
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She told this punching bag boy she
couldn't stand the sight of him.
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Well, if it's any consolation, Michael,
I can't get enough of you.
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Thank you, George. That's the nicest lie
you ever told.
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It was nothing.
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You know, you should look on the bright
side.
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You mean I don't have a Diet Dr. Pepper
dent in my head like you do?
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No, no.
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That at least you have someone to yell
at you. Who do I have?
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Nobody.
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That's right.
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And you have a kid on the way who'll
probably yell at you, too.
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Who do I have?
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Nobody again. Just you, yourself, and
ye.
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If it weren't for people throwing things
at my head, I wouldn't even know I
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exist.
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Wow, you speak wise words, chemo
Georgie.
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No matter how bad things seem for moi, I
mean, your lot is a lot worse. You must
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be miserable.
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Thanks for the pep, pal.
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So
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glad
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you decided to stay.
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You'll see, other than Stephanie, the
rest of us New Englanders are nice and
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normal.
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Oh, oh, hi, Georgia.
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Hi, Mr. Jenkins.
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George, what are you doing down there?
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I'm playing a quick game of hide and
whimper.
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Because nobody wants to yell at me.
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I'll be checking out now.
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Mr. Jenkins!
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you play hide -and -whimper in your own
damn room?
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Mr. Jenkins!
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She yelled at me.
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Honestly, Dick.
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You are the slowest driver I have ever
seen.
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Well, you know, I mean, how much time
would we have saved even if I had run
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those ducks?
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Well, I guess we'll never know, will we?
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Oh, my God.
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That's a Giannina Bruzzese.
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The new spring line came out and I
didn't even know it.
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I can't believe it got by the both of
us.
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Excuse me, miss.
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I'd like to try on that Giannina
Bruzzese.
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Maybe you pronounced it wrong.
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I'm sorry. I thought you were making a
joke.
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Trying on a dress is not a joke.
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Later on, I'll tell you a real joke, and
you can compare the two and learn the
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difference.
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Now, get me my dress, you four -eyed
shop girl, before I make a stink.
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Fine.
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You know, Stephanie, you were just a
tiniest bit rude to that shop girl.
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I was?
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I didn't say please to that witch, did
I?
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That was it. And you were also a little
hard on Michael before.
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You know, especially when you said you
couldn't stand the sight of him.
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Oh, gee, I hope he didn't take that the
wrong way.
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I mean, I love Michael.
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He's my husband and the father of my
baby -to -be.
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Oh, I'm going to look gorgeous in that.
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Let me try it on. Let me try it on.
Maybe in a few months when you're a
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less pregnant.
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Are you saying you refuse to serve a
pregnant woman? Because if you are,
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probably illegal and I'll have to sue
that cheap polyester frock right off
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back.
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Okay, I'm ready to go.
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Maybe if we hurry, we'll get another
crack at those ducks.
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Especially the one that you claim was,
you know, was staring at you.
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Dick, this woman is interfering with my
God -given right to try on clothes.
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I'm sorry, Miss, but you're just too
enormous for this dress.
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Careful, Miss. She has a loaded can of
Dr.
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Pepper in her purse.
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If you think that dress is too small for
my enormous body, just let the damn
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thing out.
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I can't. There's not enough material.
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Then take some from her.
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But I am not leaving the store until I
try that dress on.
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Is that so?
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Okay, okay, everyone. Show is over.
Please disperse.
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Thank you.
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Take that dress off. We need the
material. Forget it. It's mine.
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Dick, rip her dress off.
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Okay, folks. Show's over. Please
disperse.
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Sure, you listen to a guy in uniform.
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Help me rip her dress off.
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You might want to club her first.
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Would you please ask this person to
leave? She's frightening the other
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I am not frightening anyone.
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Am I?
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No, no, I'm not being here at all.
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Tell you what, if you leave, I'll buy
you a cherry slurpee.
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How about grape?
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Just hit me.
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No slurpee for you. Come on.
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Get your hands off me.
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Would you please hold that dress for me?
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She must be crazy.
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Am I glad she's gone?
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I was scared for my life.
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Dick, are you coming or not? She doesn't
mean me. My name is Phil.
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Dick! Coming, coming.
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Mr.
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Jenkins?
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Mr. Jenkins?
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Mr.
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Jenkins?
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Mr. Jenkins!
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Michael, have you seen Mr. Jenkins?
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I'm trying to talk him into staying.
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No, no, JoJo, I haven't.
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Have you seen my hormonal other?
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Come to think of it, have you seen Dick?
Haven't even laid a partial peeper on
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your man, Dick Free.
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This is my brother Daryl, and this is my
other brother Daryl.
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Have you guys seen a Mr. Jenkins?
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No. Have you seen a Steffi? No.
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Have you seen Dick?
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No.
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We're in luck, Daryl. The rapid -fire
questions and general confusion leads me
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to believe we've stumbled upon a French
farce.
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Please continue.
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Have you checked the pantry?
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Zoot -a -lore, I haven't.
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You see, in classic French farce, people
often hide in pantries, unless they're
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dead. in which case they sit in chairs
while others hold one -sided
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conversations with them.
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The harried innkeeper has arrived.
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Let's see if we can follow the action.
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Stephanie's in jail. We have to bail her
out. My cupcake's in a cage. Why?
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I'll tell you on the way.
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The harried innkeeper beats the hasty
retreat, followed closely by the
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male ingenue.
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Why did you do that? You missed him by a
split second.
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Timing is everything in the forest.
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Hence the failure of Marblehead Manor.
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Do you know where he went?
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Yes, with Michael. Do you know where
Michael went? Yes, with Dick.
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Good farce must have comedy.
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Moliere said it best when he said, go
for the yucks.
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Dick!
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Michael! Mr. Jenkins!
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It appears to be intermission.
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as intermission is over. Mr. Jenkins, we
presume?
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Uh, yes.
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Miss Joanna's looking for you. She's
right outside.
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Oh, no. I guess I'll have to sneak out
at night.
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Hear that, Daryl? Two shows a day.
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Let us ourselves beat a hasty retreat
and get gussied up for this evening
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performance.
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Not often you find good French farce in
Vermont.
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Or a good egg cream.
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Every time you're near, just like me,
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they like to be close to you.
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Knock off the singing.
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We prisoners have rights, too, you know.
Listen, I can make things easy on you
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or I can make them hard.
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Make things easy. Get a new face.
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This was such a peaceful burg before
this baby boom hit.
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I like your style.
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What are you in for?
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I slapped a security guard just to watch
him go out.
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How about you? Slapped my mailman.
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TV guide was late.
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And it had Cosby on the cover again.
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I slapped my priest.
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After he told me this water retention
too shall pass.
254
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:29,030
Yeah, this must be the cell block where
they put the slappers.
255
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,490
Well, if people cross us, they're going
to pay.
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That's right.
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00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:36,910
Oh, my God.
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00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,450
I slapped Father Ponstel.
259
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,750
Oh, how could I have done that?
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He baptized me, for goodness sakes.
261
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:48,150
And I slapped that nice mailman, Mr.
Dinsmore.
262
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,920
It's not his fault. Oh, Bill Cosby is so
useless.
263
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,800
Oh,
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that poor security guard was just doing
his job.
265
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,320
I really should pay for that tooth I
cracked.
266
00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:08,819
Hey, I warned you before. Knock off the
mood swing.
267
00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:13,660
And poor Michael.
268
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:18,980
The things I said to him. Oh, I called
my husband a walking flamboyant.
269
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,210
You use Dr. Grossman?
270
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:42,470
I do, too.
271
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:43,589
Me, too?
272
00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:44,630
No. Yes!
273
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:51,770
I love that man so much. He's so gentle.
And sweet.
274
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:55,030
Other than my husband and my mailman,
Dr.
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00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:57,490
Grossman's the only man I like getting
undressed for.
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00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:03,450
All right, ladies, let's can the smut.
277
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,510
You here to visit the riffraff?
278
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,540
Actually, just the one riff.
279
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,920
Does there seem to be a theme here?
280
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Michael, you came for me.
281
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:25,280
And after all the horrible things I
said, you are the most wonderful man in
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00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,880
world. No, my man is. No, my men are.
283
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:35,420
Oh, Michael, being away from you and in
the lockup has been torture.
284
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,400
But Muffin, this morning you said you
couldn't stand the sight of me.
285
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:40,190
That wasn't me talking.
286
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:43,670
That was my raging hormones, and they
don't love you like I do.
287
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,650
Aw, Steph.
288
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,090
Oh, Michael.
289
00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:49,570
Aw.
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00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,510
Okay, get away from me.
291
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:57,330
Go see what's keeping Dick. If I stay
here any longer, I might wind up hard
292
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,330
bitter like these two.
293
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:02,510
Well, no offense, but you two have an
edge that's not pretty.
294
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:07,580
Come on, Dick, shake a shin. My caged
cutie wants out of cell block, Mommy.
295
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:11,060
trying. I've never seen so many damn
questions on a form.
296
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,240
You really have to know what type of
music I like?
297
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,920
We want our records to be complete.
298
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,220
Just as I thought.
299
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:22,780
Show tunes.
300
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:29,120
Here. Do I have to go through a strip
search now? Watch it, Loudon.
301
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,760
I could book you for sarcasm one.
302
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,980
All right, blondie.
303
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,260
Flap your wings.
304
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600
Fly to freedom.
305
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,600
Bye, Norma. Bye, honey. Bye, Debbie.
306
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,020
We'll miss you, Banjo.
307
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,600
Well, I'll see you as soon as the system
fits you back out on the streets.
308
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,480
I wouldn't rent a reunion hall just yet.
309
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,340
Problema with the Sing Sing sisters?
310
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,360
Their hubbies are over at Johnny Cake
Bar and Grill watching the Patriots
311
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:01,330
Won't be over till said game is.
312
00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,370
The Patriots game is on?
313
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:04,790
Damn.
314
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:09,010
How come my mailman always delivers my
TV guide late?
315
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:12,630
Some mailmen need a good slapping.
316
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:17,610
Well, I'm not leaving until my sisters
are sprung, too.
317
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:20,230
Welcome back, honey. We missed you,
Banjo.
318
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:24,930
Cuppers, what are you doing? You just
met these big bad mamas.
319
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,260
When you do time with people, you become
very close very quickly.
320
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,740
But, Seth, seeing you withering away in
that slammer is more than this Papa Bear
321
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:33,740
can bear.
322
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,880
Bail them all out, Dick.
323
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,760
I'm not going to bail out total
strangers.
324
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,060
Oh, it's always you straight arrows that
won't give us cons a break.
325
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,440
Michael, make Dick write another check.
Dick, write another check. No.
326
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,600
Do something, Michael. I'm starting to
hate the sight of you again.
327
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,240
Jeepers, you do turn on a dime.
328
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,500
Sixers wouldn't say we jitter over to
the Johnny Cake and hustle back their
329
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,160
hubbies. Good idea.
330
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,400
Banjo is starting to frighten me.
331
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,480
We'll be back as soon as the game is
over.
332
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,720
I heard that, Dick.
333
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,600
And I want your scrawny bodies back here
immediately.
334
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,600
Let's hope it goes into triple overtime.
335
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,459
Thanks, Michael.
336
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,480
You're welcome, Dickers.
337
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,540
What are you doing down there?
338
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,980
My ex -con, Cutie, is still gunning for
me.
339
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,400
How about you, Mr. Jenkins?
340
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,880
I'm hiding from your wife.
341
00:21:53,280 --> 00:22:00,100
Just like me, they long
342
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:02,940
to be close to you.
343
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:12,240
just like me they long to be close to
you
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