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I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl, and
this is my other brother Daryl.
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What were those names again?
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Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl,
and this is my other... Larry, I was
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just playing with you.
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I see.
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Huh?
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Daryl says if the playfulness ain't out
of your system yet, he ain't adverse to
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having his tummy tickled.
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I think the moment has passed.
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Besides a quick tickle, what can we do
for you guys?
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We've come for some of your sage advice.
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Word has trickled down to us that a
couple of scientists in Utah, home of
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Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the
underrated Jimmy Osmond, are taking
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an experiment that we performed.
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Is it the one where you tried to figure
out why popcorn pops but cottage cheese
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doesn't?
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No. And for future reference, we're no
longer involved in the study of food
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paradoxes.
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This time, we created cold fusion in a
bottle.
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The hard part was emptying out the
ketchup.
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Yeah, I heard the scientists in Utah use
the wide neck bottles.
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Well, luckily, Daryl here has that long
reptilian tongue of his.
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Our question is, should we sue?
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Well, do you have a patent on your
experiment?
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Of course. We always patent our nuclear
breakthroughs.
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Also, our line of sugarless beaver pops.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Every time I say the word patent, you
two stare at the floor.
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You what?
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Seems my brothers didn't mail in the
patent after all.
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Instead of trading our cow for stamps at
the post office, They traded her for
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three magic beans.
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No, a guy outside sells them. It's a
clever scam.
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He stands by this really tall bean
stall.
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Anyone could fall for it.
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Well, without a patent, the Nobel Prize
Committee will be passing this over once
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again.
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Come on, Daryl. Let's go home and finish
off that three magic bean salad.
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Please, give us a room.
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I beg of you.
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Okay. Oh, bless your soul. How can we
ever thank you? Well, just
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pay your bill when you check out.
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You two look like you could really use a
rest.
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Well, you see, we just came back from an
around -the -world cruise, and it was
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the most horrendous six months we've
ever spent.
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Was Leona Helmsley on board?
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We had planned this trip for 40 years.
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Every penny we earned at the copper
smelter, we put aside for our once -in
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-lifetime vacation.
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And then it was ruined by this most
heinous honeymoon couple who sat at our
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table. They turned our dream cruise into
a living... Oh, forgive me,
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Jehoshabah. Hell!
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of our long and hard lives.
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Worse than when my poor Obadiah fell
into that vat of molten copper.
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For a year, my face looked like a big
penny.
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You've got to be careful around a
smelter.
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Well, I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay at
the Stratford. We have no vats of
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copper or obnoxious couples.
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Aye and ahoy! We're home!
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Hey, Seth!
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Those Hendersons. Always on the go.
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Michael, hi. Welcome home. Thank you.
How was the cruise?
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Fantastic. Ma and Pa Vanderkeelen give
the best wedding gifts.
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So, did you miss us?
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Well, I think we all know the answer to
that.
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Oh, we missed you, too.
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Why didn't I bring in your suitcases?
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Oh, thanks, George. The cabbie wanted an
extra 20 to haul them in. I said, hit
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the road, Hack. We've got George powers.
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Stephanie! George!
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You are just going to love these
beautiful silk scarves I bought.
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Stephanie, you're pregnant.
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Oh, right. I'm radiating for two now.
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Anyway, I bought these in this wonderful
country where all the people squinted
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like they had just come out of a movie
theater.
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Probably somewhere in Asia.
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The Asians are known for their love of
films.
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I can't believe you're not more excited
about this.
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Oh, Joanna, we're excited, but the
blessed event isn't for three months
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I mean, I'm not even showing yet.
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No, if it weren't for all that
radiating, we wouldn't have even known
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pregnant.
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Careful, Dick. I made a tugboat joke and
spent five nights bunking with the
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Hendersons.
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Tiffany, do you realize how much you
have to do?
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I mean, you have to choose a doctor,
pick a hospital, start reading baby
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Joanna, Michael and I decided we don't
want to be those kind of parents.
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You know the types, JoJo. The ones who
are always trying to get involved with
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her child's birth.
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Right. You have to cut the cord
sometimes.
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What about all the shopping you're going
to have to do before the baby comes?
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Shopping? Michael!
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She's right. We only have three months.
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Drat. Didn't we buy anything for the
baby on the cruise?
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How about that ashtray we hoisted from
the Henderson State Room?
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Wonderful. Now Dick and Joanna know what
we got them.
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Look at this.
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That's okay. You know, it doesn't dilute
the thought.
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Shop the presses. If we started our
prenatal purchasing right now and bought
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around the clock, we might just make it
before the wee one of wives.
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You're right.
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We won't get much sleep, but we can
always make up for that once the baby's
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born.
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Let's start.
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What about unpacking?
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Oh, thanks, Joanna. And if you should
happen across a certain ashtray, enjoy.
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Two down and 27 to go.
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Did you get a load of Stephanie?
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Boy, I guess they do serve a lot of food
on a cruise.
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Steph, is it just me, or does this mall
seem to be booming with babies?
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No, you're right.
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There's young people with babies. and
old people with babies?
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Look, there's Rosemary. She even has a
baby.
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Hi, Rosemary.
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Oh, he's a frisky devil. I bet he'll be
a little hell raiser.
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I'll bet you're due soon.
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How did she know I was pregnant?
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She must have seen us coming out of the
maternity shop.
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You're small -boned like I am. Giving
birth won't be easy for you.
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Everything's easy for me.
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My family's loaded.
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Well, be prepared for the worst.
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I was in labor for four painful weeks.
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I have stretch marks over 90 % of my
body.
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And my ankles are still swollen.
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Good God!
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Oh, you poor thing. Your ankles are
thicker than your neck.
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But do you know what makes it all
worthwhile?
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You never have to worry about twisting
those things.
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Beth.
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What exactly is that?
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My baby.
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Ew.
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You're frightening my wife. I'm sorry,
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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Oh, Michael.
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I don't want my body ravaged like that
woman's. Come on, let's...
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Let's sit down. Huh? Feet up.
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Keep the old angst from going the
redwood route.
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Later, we'll check the bookstore for
something on the ancient art of ankle
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binding.
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Sorry to bother you, but my kid's never
seen anybody this pregnant before.
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So you've met Miss Piggy. You happy now?
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First time for you? Yeah. Yeah, it's our
starter, Bambino.
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You're in for it. You like sports?
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Well, I enjoy a good synchronized
swimming match as much as the next guy.
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No time for that once the baby's born.
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Once the kid comes, your life is pretty
much over.
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But I'm still young. My toenails haven't
even begun yellowing.
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You'll age quick once the kid comes.
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How old do you think I am?
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Thirty -five.
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Nineteen.
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Stop staring. I'm going to get the
Cookie Monster to eat you.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Miss Piggy's washed up anyway.
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Steph, why are they taking off that
baby's diaper?
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I have no idea.
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Maybe they hid their credit cards in it.
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Oh, Michael, look.
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Not so bad. They only do it every couple
of hours.
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Sometimes they do it every couple of
minutes.
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Yes. Can you believe it? These sickos
actually get a ticket.
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Of course, we love it when little
Jonathan gives us a present.
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Oh, Michael, they think it's a present.
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Dad, I'd hate to be at their house
Christmas morning.
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Michael, promise me I'll never have to
change diapers.
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There's really nothing to it. Here, you
try.
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Just... Take a deep breath and now go
for it.
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If I take a deep breath now, I'll die.
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Come on, do it.
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Oh, God, oh, God.
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In this scene from New Heart, Michael,
Dick, and George enjoy a beverage
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together at a local pub.
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Let's take a closer look with Nick at
Night's Classic TV Rewind.
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Pessimists say Michael's glass is nearly
empty.
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Optimists say it's almost full. But what
does Michael say?
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I should have never had that third sip.
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Classic TV Rewind. A second look at
shows that are always worth a second
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On Nick at Night.
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Oh, Michael, what are we going to do?
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Well, let's go to bed. Maybe we'll wake
up and find this whole nightmare was
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perchance a dream.
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Michael, this is no dream.
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I mean, where's my winged horse?
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Where are my near -naked gladiators?
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Well, how's our little mommy and daddy?
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Looks like our little mommy and daddy
need to be changed.
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Oh, sure, you can laugh. You're not
having the baby.
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Well, now, look, you're just nervous.
Don't worry.
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Dick and I will help out with the baby.
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You will?
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We will.
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And you'll help change the occasional
diaper?
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There'll be presents in it for you.
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And you'll feed it when it turns hungry?
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And stay up with it when it turns sick?
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And we'll send it to college when it
turns 18?
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Steph, I have to say it. I love these
guys.
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Do we get to name the baby, too?
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Joanna, it's our child.
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Bingo.
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I like it, but what if it's a girl?
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No, I mean, bingo, it is your child.
We're not going to raise it for you.
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But you said...
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Climbing stairs is an excellent form of
exercise.
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Not that you need to lose weight.
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Pretty tactful, huh, Dick?
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You're the smoothest, George.
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Michael,
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Stephanie is fine.
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Pregnancy can just be a very emotional
time for a woman. Tell me about it.
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these fertile loins of mine.
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Here, Dick.
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You take him.
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I'll go comfort the other pregnant
woman.
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Dick, am I too fertile?
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Yes, yes, Michael. I worry every time
you sit close to Joanna on the couch.
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Michael, you're a...
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You're going to be a father soon, and
you're going to have to start learning
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act more mature.
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And crying like a baby is not, you know,
considered
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mature.
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He's running away from home mature.
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Dick, you don't know what I'm going
through. I mean, outside of that
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How two world ears? You don't know a
flying fig about life.
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I may not have kids of my own, but I
know what you're going through.
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You know, when I was 11, I had to take
care of something that was completely
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dependent on me.
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What was it?
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It was a guppy.
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A puppy? A guppy.
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I see. Was this guppy a pet?
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No, it was a foster child.
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I called my guppy Ethel Merman.
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Because of her ability to belt out show
tunes?
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See, I used to get Ethel Merman mixed up
with Esther Williams.
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Well, it's a touching tale, Dixters, but
a guppy do not compare amid a baby.
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Ethel was still a big responsibility.
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I was so worried I wouldn't be able to
take care of her. It became like an
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obsession. You know, I'd clean her tank
every day. I'd better the finest brine
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shrimp.
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I always checked her little body for fin
rust.
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But I still worried. And after a while,
I developed a stammer.
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Oh, not you, Dick.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, my parents were sure I was on the
verge of snapping, and then summer came,
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and I went away to camp.
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And... Well, that's it.
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That's it?
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A pithy packet of prose, but where's the
parallel?
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The point, man, the point.
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There doesn't seem to be a point.
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I mean, you know, I'm sure I was heading
for one.
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You know, all my stories have points.
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Or at least some sort of heavy -handed
moral.
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Could it be that guppies make good pets?
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No.
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Naming a fish after a big Broadway star
is the major cause of preteen stammering
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in America?
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No.
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Lightbulb, the point of your fish fable
is guppy love.
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Guppy love.
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Probably.
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You're saying Steph and I love our joy
bundle the way you loved your fish back,
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and we won't mind the sacrifices we'll
have to make, right?
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Yeah.
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That was the...
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That was the point I was going for. It's
so simple, yet so convoluted.
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Well, that's... That's me.
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I've got to go run upstairs and tell
Mama Muffin your ichthyological allegory
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right away.
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Hey, thanks, Dickles.
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By the by, what, uh... Whatever became
of Ms. Ethel?
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I don't know.
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Cheaper, Dick. I hope I stay in closer
touch with my baby than you did with
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guppy.
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Yeah, hi, Mom.
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Listen, whatever happened to Ethel
Merman?
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No, no, the fish. Not the one that was
briefly married to Ernest Borgnine.
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You did what?
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Well, I don't care if you did give it a
21 flush salute.
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It is not the same thing as a Viking
funeral.
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And it bugged his parents so much, they
stuck him in a camp. And Steffi was only
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11.
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Michael, this doesn't sound like one of
Dick's stories.
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I mean...
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Where's the point? Where's the heavy
-handed moral?
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Where are the colorful Dickensian
characters he uses to suck you into his
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Well, they're all there in the form of a
guppy called Ethel.
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Anyway, the nitty of this gritty is...
Love.
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What does love have to do with a
stammering 11 -year -old?
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Darn that dick, he tricked me.
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I'm so scared.
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Do you think anyone else has ever gone
through this before?
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No.
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We're the first.
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Would you... Would you like to cry
again?
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Yes, I would.
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Michael!
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What? It kicked! What kicked?
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The baby!
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Do you think we were crying too loud?
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baby kicked.
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Dad, so, Steph, we're having a baby.
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The miracle that is birth.
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Aren't we just too wonderful?
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We are, we are.
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Oh, Michael, bless those fertile loins
of yours.
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Did you guys know Stephanie was
pregnant?
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Homer is flying around.
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Why am I always the last to find out?
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The same thing happened when World War
II ended.
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Everybody in town thought it would be so
funny not to tell old George.
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I'm just grateful Life Magazine did that
cover story.
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I can't believe my mother flushed Ethel
Merman down the toilet.
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Stay cool all summer long with Nick
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at Night's Block Party Summer.
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It's TV hits in six show blocks every
night.
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So stop by and stay cool tomorrow night.
Lucy Sunday, only on Nick at Night.
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