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Tell me, Mrs.
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Collins, when did you first start
believing that your bird could talk?
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I think the cameras are making him
nervous. Could you turn them off?
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I'm sorry. Someone should have briefed
you on how TV works.
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Come on, Petey, do the Twilight Zone,
hmm?
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You're traveling through another
dimension.
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Petey, you know this.
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A dimension not only of sight and sound,
but of... Of what, Petey?
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Of what, Petey?
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Well, I'm afraid we're out of time.
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If you'd like a transcript of today's
show... You're out
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of your mind.
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And we're out.
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You blew it, Petey.
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Dick, that was a good show.
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No, really.
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And the crew seemed pleased, too.
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That's because somebody brought donuts
to work today.
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Hello, Joanna. Hi, Mr. Grad.
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Well, Loudon, that was another milestone
in television.
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Well, I can't take all the credit, Mr.
Grad. It was your idea to book Petey.
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Dick, have you seen your ratings lately?
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They're not good.
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They're not good at all.
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Yeah, but I'm up against tough
competition.
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And I'm sure that those, you know, those
fly fishing shows have...
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pretty much run their course. Dick, let
me tell you, let me tell you something
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about TV.
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It's not radio.
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I mean, the audience wants to see people
who are great looking with killer
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smiles.
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Like, like Petey. I had great hopes for
him.
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You may call me a radical, but I think
people want to watch shows that have
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content.
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Do you ever think before you speak?
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I could give Joanna a show, and she'd
get better ratings than you.
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Oh, that's very flattering, but I
wouldn't know the first thing about
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show. Honey, he's not saying he's going
to give you a show. He's just saying
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that he'd pick you over me and Petey.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Actually, not such a bad idea, giving
you a show. I mean, you're great
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and smile for me.
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You've got a killer smile.
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Thank you.
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You should hear me laugh.
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Laugh for me.
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Charmaine, what do you do with the end?
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Well, I do the books. There you go.
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You're going to give her a show where
she smiles and laughs and totals
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You think it needs more?
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Well, I'm also a real estate agent.
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Bingo. That's the show.
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And I'm going to try out in Dick's time
slot.
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What? Oh, I couldn't do that to Dick.
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Could I, honey? No.
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Look, my ratings aren't that bad. That
show that's on before me, I do much
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better than that show.
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Reverend Millmore's Send Me All Your
Money show.
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All right, all right.
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The rev is out.
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The babe is in. Oh!
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Oh! Dick, isn't this exciting?
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I'm going to have my own TV. show.
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Then I'll be your lead -in.
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You're traveling through another
dimension.
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I'm not only a sight and sound, but a
bark mind.
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Okay.
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There's your coffee.
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Now, what's the good news? Wait till
George gets here. That way I won't have
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say it twice.
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Right. Like you never repeat yourself.
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I'm here.
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What's the big news?
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Starting next Sunday, I'm going to have
my own TV show.
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Congratulations, Joanna.
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I don't get it.
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This news has nothing to do with me.
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Well, not directly. I just thought you'd
be excited to hear it.
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Oh, I am.
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Now I can say I serve coffee to two
people who have TV shows.
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What kind of program is it? Is it
another fly -fishing show? I can never
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fill of those.
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Sorry, George. It's going to be a real
estate show.
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I'll be showing videotapes of houses
that are on the market.
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Oh. So I guess you won't have any trout
on your show.
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Not unless they're good -looking and
have a killer smile.
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I'm going to be on right before Vermont
today.
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Oh, no.
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That's Reverend Millmore's time.
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Now he won't have the money to build his
walk on the water slide at Reverend
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Millmore's Bible Country USA.
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Hi.
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I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl, and
this is my other brother Daryl.
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Oh, and this is my other brother Daryl's
manservant, Charles.
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I knew you'd be the first brother to get
a manservant.
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Larry, where did Charles come from?
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We found him on our doorstep when we
came home.
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We're lucky to find a newspaper on our
doorstep.
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Honey, Daryl's always finding newspapers
on your doorstep.
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Before this conversation becomes
interminable, I was a birthday gift from
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Daryl's great aunt, Priscilla.
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Yeah, Daryl's her favorite. She's always
been a sucker for his show -them -a
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-lick -them -like folksy humor.
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Well, she sounds like a very generous
and wacky woman.
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Larry, what's Daryl going to do with a
manservant?
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He hasn't the foggiest.
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I draw baths. I look after the master's
clothing.
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I announce visitors.
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In general, I bottle.
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Are you any good at turtle stomp?
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I think not, no.
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That's what we were afraid of.
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
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Ah, Daryl, that's also what a manservant
does.
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He picks things off one's clothes.
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I guess Charles will come in handy.
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Those turtle pieces stick like glue.
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Come on, Darryl. Charles.
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Charles.
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Charles, you dropped something.
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Help me.
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Please, you must help me.
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Yo, yo, JoJo.
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Dick, Dick.
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Did you know Larry and the Daryl Duplex
have a butler?
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They prefer the term man -servant.
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Keeps Charles in his place.
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Look what he gave me.
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Help me.
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Please, you must help me.
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Speaking of giving, Mr. Grad gave me my
own show on WPIV.
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Chippy Pop, Joanna, congrats.
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I always knew you had TVQ potench.
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I'll be Dick's lead -in.
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Stuffing plus back -to -back Loudons? I
guess I'll finally have to force myself
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to watch Vermont today.
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You never watched Vermont today. You
produced it. Doesn't mean I had to watch
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it.
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How does WPIV's newest star like her
set? She loves it.
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Oh, what's that spotlight for?
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Oh, that's so we can get a good look at
your legs.
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Oh, lots of shows use them.
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Yeah, Edward R. Murrow popularized him.
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It's so bright.
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I should have worn a sunscreen.
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Now, that's the kind of banter I want to
hear on your show.
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But doesn't it take two to banter?
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Who's that?
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Justin Witter.
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Big soap star.
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He just got killed off Lovers in Love.
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He'll be your co -host.
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You really think I need a co -host?
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Justin's only here to bring in the
female viewers. We've already got you
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men.
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Who do I bring in?
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Well, judging from your fan mail, a guy
named Frank.
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In seconds.
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It took ten seconds, and he was talking
to me.
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Frank who?
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Hi. Justin Witter.
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Lovers in Love and various well
-received dinner theater productions of
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in the Park.
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Joanna Loudon.
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Well -received real estate agent.
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In five, four, three...
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Hi, I'm Joanna Loudon, and this
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is my co -host, Justin Witter.
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Hi, Vermont.
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We'd like to welcome you to the first
edition of Your House is My House.
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Our house.
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We'll be taking you through some of the
fabulous homes that are on the market.
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If that's all right with you.
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Anything you do is all right with me.
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Oh.
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Our first home, located in exclusive
Johnny Cake Ridge Estates, has three
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bedrooms, two and a half baths, a lovely
gourmet kitchen. Excuse me, Joanna.
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Can we back up a bit?
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To what?
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To the bedroom.
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And this time, let's linger a while, if
you know what I mean.
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Well, the master suite has a large walk
-in closet, French doors that lead out
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to the spa. Oh, a dip in the spa sounds
pretty good right now, if you know what
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I mean.
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What does he mean?
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Dick, relax. This show's going to get
big numbers.
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And because you follow, your show's
going to get thousands of new viewers,
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There's a charming wood -burning
fireplace.
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Ooh, that fireplace is making me hot, if
you know what I mean.
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Saw your show, Joanna.
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Hot shot shot.
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Maybe he's just trying to say he wants
some bacon.
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George, my show is not supposed to be
hot cha -cha.
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I'm selling real estate.
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It was hard to tell what you were
selling.
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So, did you see my show?
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When's that on again?
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Right after Joanna's show.
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Then I missed it. After watching Joy and
I had to go out and lift heavy objects.
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Good. Joanna, you're home.
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I have a question. What is it?
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I don't know that much about TV, but
isn't it tacky to come on to your co
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like that?
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Stephanie, he came on to me.
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Well, you encouraged him with those
double entendres about houses.
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And by the way, that leg light has to
go.
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The idea is to accentuate the positive.
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Not to change the subject, but did you
catch Vermont today?
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No.
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After Joanna's flesh act, I took a
ritual purification
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bath.
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I was busy scrubbing my skin raw.
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Joanna, I'm as open -minded as the next
person, but...
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I can't help feeling you're going to
burn for this.
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Dick, will you help me kill Justin?
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Joanna, I know you're mad, but a little
sexual tension might... might help hot
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houses.
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Hot houses?
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What happened to your house is my house.
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Mr. Grad wanted to steam your title.
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You should be relieved. I talked him out
of... rooms for love.
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I'm a smut peddler.
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Yes, but, I mean, it's smut with
redeeming social values.
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I mean, your show is going to be a hit,
which means my show is going to be a
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hit, so in a way, I mean, I'm dealing in
smut, too.
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Thank you, Dick.
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Thank you for making no sense.
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And thank you for letting your wife be
degraded for some stupid ratings.
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Joanna, normally I would be the last guy
to stand by and watch you be degraded.
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But, I mean, you know, it sweeps weak.
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Hi.
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I'm Larry. This is my brother, Daryl.
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And this is my other brother, Daryl,
second.
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Hi, guys. What can we do for you? We've
come for more advice, but first we'd
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like to congratulate Miss Joanna on her
softcore porno real estate show.
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Thank you.
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I saw there was a need for it, and with
Dick's encouragement, I'm filling it.
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I see Daryl, but where is Daryl? The
master is soaking in a bubble bath at
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present, sir.
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When he's all soft and rosy, Charles
will dry him off. Then read to him till
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falls asleep.
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As far as Master Darrell is concerned,
the cat in the hat cannot come back too
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many times.
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I must get back before his bubbles
disappear.
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Don't, uh... Don't you think you're
spoiling him?
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Actually, I'm the one who prefers there
be bubbles left.
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Dick, we're at our wit's end. Daryl
doesn't do anything for himself anymore.
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He's losing his naturally sinewy
physique.
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That would be the real tragedy in all of
this.
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What do you suggest we do?
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Can I answer a question with a question?
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Did you watch my show?
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Can I answer that question with another
question?
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What does that have to do with Daryl?
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Nothing.
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We thought as much. Goodbye.
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And this lovely home has a beautiful
manicured lawn, a large family room,
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bathrooms, an Olympic -sized swimming
pool.
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What? No bedrooms?
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No. No bedrooms in this one.
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00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:09,510
Well, isn't that strange?
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None of the houses you've mentioned
today have had bedrooms.
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And none are going to, so drop it.
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00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:22,589
Well, they don't have any bedrooms.
Where would one go to bed, if you know
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I mean?
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There's always the gutter out front.
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Getting back to why we're here.
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The house has a spacious gourmet kitchen
featuring granite countertops. Never
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sprawl naked on a granite countertop.
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He's good.
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Will you shut up?
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Don't say another word.
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There's decorative beveled glass
windows.
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And a lovely skylight, which allows the
morning sun to warm the living room.
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He's playing pussy with her now.
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I mean, thousands of people are going to
be watching him fondle my wife on
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television.
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Tens of thousands, Dick.
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Tens of thousands?
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00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:21,910
And from the mail we've received,
they're sticking around to watch Vermont
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today.
282
00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:28,170
Well, you know, I mean, when you think
about it, I mean, yeah.
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All he's doing is...
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Rubbing her thigh with his foot.
285
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There's an attached three -car garage.
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Did you ever do it?
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Strapped to an automatic garage door.
288
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,480
Have you ever been strangled on the air?
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We'll be right back with a few final
words.
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And we're out.
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What's up, Joanna?
292
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,580
I can't take it anymore. I'm going to
kill him right here, right now.
293
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,400
Joanna, calm down. You don't want to get
a reputation for being difficult.
294
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,940
Jack, he was fondling my leg. He had a
sock on.
295
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,440
Either he keeps his feet to himself or
I'm walking.
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00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,120
I'll talk to him. I'll tell him you're a
little, a little miffed.
297
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,120
Miffed? I want to see him strung up by
his... Ten seconds.
298
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,000
Honey, you better get back. Justin's
idling.
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00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:37,350
In five, four, three... Until next time,
I'm
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Joanna Bowden. And I'm Justin Witter,
hoping all your houses are... hot.
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And we're out.
302
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:52,270
That's it. I can't take it anymore.
303
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,090
Okay, okay, I'll handle it. You get some
decaf.
304
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,870
Justin, could...
305
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,980
Could I have a word with you about my
wife?
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00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,320
Sure, Dick.
307
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,840
You know, she's a lovely woman.
308
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,520
I'm glad you're enjoying her.
309
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,740
Just wish you wouldn't enjoy her quite
so much.
310
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,220
Oh, that.
311
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,540
Oh, that's my darn soap training.
312
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,220
I see a beautiful woman and bingo,
bango. Something clicks in my head. Next
313
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thing you know, I'm all over her.
314
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,140
Maybe you should have that bingo, bango
looked at.
315
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:30,370
Well. I've got to do something. Bart is
really getting on my case about it.
316
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,930
Who's Bart?
317
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,930
The guy I live with. You knew I was gay,
didn't you?
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00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,150
Oh, of course.
319
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:45,390
I knew... I knew that.
320
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:52,170
Maybe I'll tone things down. But you'll
still flirt a little.
321
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:54,450
Well, enough to get ratings.
322
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,880
Just not enough to make Bart throw
things.
323
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:02,240
Right. Use his temper as your gauge.
Exactly.
324
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:04,040
Well, gotta run.
325
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,820
Bart's making moussaka.
326
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,040
Well, did you set him straight?
327
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:24,920
I don't think he'll be bothering you
anymore.
328
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,900
Really? What did you say to him?
329
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,500
Joanne, I don't like to repeat it.
330
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,020
We use some pretty colorful language.
331
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In five, four, three... And now it's
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Vermont Today starring Dick Loudon.
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Our topic today, bookbinding.
334
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:54,390
Gluing or stitching?
335
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,390
The controversy continues.
336
00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:03,870
Hi.
337
00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:05,510
I'm Larry.
338
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:07,050
This is my brother, Daryl.
339
00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:10,690
And appearing in public once again is my
other brother, Daryl.
340
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:14,710
We've come to inquire if you've seen a
manservant.
341
00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,510
Are you missing one?
342
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:21,450
It seems Charles has run off. I should
have seen it coming.
343
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:25,190
He had this weird look in his eyes when
he was flossing Daryl.
344
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:29,250
Maybe it's for the best.
345
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:33,270
He's picking up all sorts of annoying
habits from that Charles.
346
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:34,750
Come on, Daryl.
347
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,430
Help me, please.
348
00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:48,090
You must help me.
349
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,400
come out now.
350
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,160
Thank you so much for concealing me,
George.
351
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,280
Master Dallow is getting to be too much
for one man servant to endure.
352
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:05,940
I know you'd do the same for me if I
ever ran away from Dick and Joanna.
353
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,820
I don't think the Loudons would ever
chase you through the forest naked while
354
00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:12,440
hurling squirrel pellets at your bum.
355
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:19,340
No, but I'm supposed to watch Vermont
today and that's just as painful.
356
00:23:54,439 --> 00:23:55,439
Me up.
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