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I don't know, Harry. I can't make up my
mind. Everything looks so good.
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Oh, miss.
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What?
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What do you suggest?
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Well, I'd use less hairspray and that
lip gloss has to go.
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Mornings, melads and molasses. Hi,
Michael.
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Steph. Why do you keep coming back here?
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You made it perfectly clear to me that
it's over. Just because our amour is no
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more doesn't mean you have custody of
the compadre.
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Meaning?
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Michael is saying that he's our friend,
too.
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Isn't that what you're saying?
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I think so.
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Then why are you always saying nasty
things about Dick behind the back?
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Why are you here, Michael?
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I thought maybe you could feed me.
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You gonna finish that strip of bacon?
Yes.
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Stephanie, why don't you make Michael
some breakfast? I'd rather roast in
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She's taking this break up pretty well,
don't you think?
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So how's the job hunting going?
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I've papered this town with resume
mucho.
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Any nibbles?
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I did get one offer, but I don't think I
can do that in front of a camera.
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Oh, Mr.
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Gorski, what a pleasant surprise. Honey,
this is the new station owner, Mr. Jack
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Gorski. Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
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Hi, Mr. Gorski. Remember me?
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Of course.
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I fired you after you called my daughter
a tramp.
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Good memory.
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Oh, I gotta run. I got this thing
concerning a very promising thing.
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Well, we'll keep our things crossed.
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Dick, I'll come right to the point.
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I'm starting a new late -night talk show
next week.
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And I'd like you to... That's very kind
of you, but Vermont today takes up so
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much of my time, I don't know if I could
handle hosting two shows.
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I'm not asking you to.
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I'm not thrilled with you hosting one
show.
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I've signed Don Prince to host Vermont
tonight.
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Who's that?
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Well, remember the irascible
delicatessen owner on It's Always
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No. He was the whole show.
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Then he did a horrible reunion special,
A Very Moishe Christmas.
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And they made him leave California.
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I found him doing radio in Jersey.
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Morning, everybody.
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Hi, George. Mr. Gorski, this is our
handyman, George Utley. George, morning.
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George, do you remember Don Prince?
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From It's Always Moishe?
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What a show.
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Now I'll have that darn theme song
running through my head all day long.
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Who's the guy who cuts pastrami? It's
always Moishe.
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Who's the guy who lives with mommy? It's
always Moishe.
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Anyway, I'd like you to be the first
guest on Don's show.
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Me? I wanted a surefire celebrity to
grab some audience.
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Really? But you're all I could come up
with.
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Don't let it go to your head.
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Well, I'm sure I can spare a night to
help the guy out.
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Thanks.
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If you turn me down, I was going to ask
her.
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Who's the guy who sells the fish?
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It's always moisture.
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Who's the guy who smells like fishes?
Everybody.
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It's always more to show.
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Thank you,
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Mr. Prince.
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Fifteen seconds to air.
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I put your favorite coffee mug on the
desk in the same spot as usual, Dick.
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What same spot? This show has never been
on before, bud.
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Then whose mug did I give you?
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In three, two...
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from Studio 2. It's Vermont Tonight.
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Starring the Prince of Late Night, Don
Prince.
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Can you spare it?
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Vermont. I had to get booked in Vermont.
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I'll make you people feel at home.
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Would you like some syrup on your
pancakes?
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Death the night will kicked in.
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Maybe you could calm down long enough to
say hello to the Vermont Tonight Band.
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Ted, are you bowing or did you eat some
bad mayonnaise?
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What a band, huh? What a band.
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I make better music when I sit on
balloons.
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Put syrup on your pancakes.
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I spoke to the mortuary, and they say
you died last Tuesday.
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And they want you to return the shoes.
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My first guest tonight is a local talk
show host, Dick Loudon.
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Would you walk a little faster? The
show's only 90 minutes.
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Nice to meet you, Don.
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What happened? They run out of paper in
the men's room?
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Don, on behalf of WPIV, I'd like to
welcome you to Vermont.
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Gee, I get chills.
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Look who they sent me, the janitor, to
welcome me to Vermont.
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No, I'm not the janitor. I'm Dick
Loudon. I host Vermont Today.
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Well, who the hell watches that show?
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Some old, lonely lumberjacks and maybe
one guy that works the ski lift.
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No. That's a nice suit, Dick.
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You wear that and in eight years it'll
come back in style.
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Actually, Vermont Today was the first
show to interview Congressman Joseph
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Scandori after he... It's an old suit,
isn't it?
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After he was indicted for laundering
cash.
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You hate the part with the buck, don't
you?
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I spend bucks.
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On what, muscatel?
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I don't... I don't drink.
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Look at that, Dick. You're starting to
blush, huh? You're starting to blush.
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He's better. He's thinking about me
being naked.
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What's about it, Dick? You got jock
itch?
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How much... How much time do we have
left?
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Eighty -four minutes.
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Oh, my God.
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Dick, you're sweating like a pig. What
do you got, malaria?
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What's in that mug? Let me think.
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Water.
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What are those olives doing in there?
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There are no olives.
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What the hell are they?
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Who's the guy who's sweet and caring?
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It's always Marcia.
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Who's the guy who reeks from herring?
It's always Marcia.
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Morning, George. Morning, Joanna. Listen
to this review.
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Last night, during the premiere of
Vermont Tonight, I witnessed a miracle.
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My Uncle Ed, who has been unable to walk
for 35 years, leapt out of bed, rushed
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across the room, and changed the
channel.
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All in all, Vermont tonight is like a
wheel of aged cheese.
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It stinks.
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Not bad, huh?
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Oh, I'll have waffles, too, Stephanie.
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Sorry, the kitchen closed two minutes
ago.
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Then reopen it. I just got up.
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Dick was on TV last night, and I didn't
get to bed till after one.
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I thought the older you get, the less
sleep you need.
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No, the older you get, the more waffles
you need.
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Now get them.
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I think somebody in this room needs a
nap.
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Okay, but I'm going to finish my waffles
first.
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Oh, Dick, I talked to the mortuary. You
died last Tuesday.
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And they want the shoes back.
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Okay, now that you both have had your
fun, you want to knock it off?
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Okay. Were you really thinking about Don
Prince naked?
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Yes, George.
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I could tell.
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Here's your waffle.
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They're wet.
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Well, I had to wash the coffee grounds
off.
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I'll have eggs. So will I. Oh, get off
this power trip, Joanna.
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Oh, hi, Joanna.
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Good morning, Dick, my boy.
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Quite a show last night, huh?
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How'd you sleep?
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Like this.
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Right? I slept like a baby, too.
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The station switchboard lit up like a
Christmas tree.
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Three calls.
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I think we've got a solid hit.
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Yeah, well, I'll try to catch the show
again sometime.
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Uh, Dick, when I came aboard, I had you
sign that overall contract with me.
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So? Well, so I can use you in any show I
want.
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And I want you on Vermont Tonight, five
nights a week.
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Here's your production schedule.
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What a lucky break.
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You get to be Don Prince's permanent
stooge.
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Look, Joanna, smoke just shot out of his
pants.
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The Sunshine Seniors doing their dance
tribute to Metamucil.
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Come on, Dick, snap out. Wake up, wake
up. Snap out of it, huh? Wake up. Huh?
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What is it with you, huh? Don't you like
girls?
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What? Well, how about if we hire the
Vienna Boys Choir? Then maybe we can
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Dick sit up straight.
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Sorry, Don. I've been having trouble
sleeping these last couple weeks.
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Yeah? Well, if those bags under your
eyes get any lower, you're going to
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to look like your wife.
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And by the way, I don't know what all
those merchant marines see in her
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Oh, no.
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That's right, Dick. It's that time
again.
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Everybody's favorite part of the show.
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Time to pay!
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That's why we do it.
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Now, Paul, unleash him.
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Pick on Dick!
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Pick on Dick!
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Pick on Dick! Right here.
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Hi, Don. I'm Annette Gordon, and I love
your show.
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Thank you, darling. What do you want to
say to Dick? I have a question for him.
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Dick, is that your face, or is that a
road map with pants on?
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Good, darling. What do we have for her,
Paul?
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A pick -on -Dick T -shirt and dinner for
two at the Drum and Musket on Route
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14.
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Pick -on -Dick!
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Pick -on -Dick! Oh, right here, right
here.
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Let's book the Vienna Boys Choir and
watch Dick sit up straight.
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But were your parents brother and
sister?
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Now you're a good sport.
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Paul, give him a T -shirt.
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There you go.
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We have time for one more.
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Pick on Dick!
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Pick on Dick!
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Pick on Dick! Pick on Dick!
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Hi. My name's Bill.
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I've got one. A priest, a rabbi, and
Dick.
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Go into a bar.
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Dick's got a parrot on his shoulder.
Wait, wait a minute.
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I know that voice.
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George, is that you?
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Hi, Dick.
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He's my handyman.
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Handyman? I bet he is.
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Yes, we're right off Route 22.
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Well, I don't know how many are in your
fleet.
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Hold on, and I'll check.
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We don't rent rooms by the hour, do we?
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Are those more merchant marines?
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And his voice is shaky. Either he's
really nervous or...
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Well, I guess you want me to go shopping
after a traumatic phone call like that.
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I wouldn't have it any other way.
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That was easy.
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I'll go change.
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Is the coast clear?
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George, Dick is livid about last night.
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How could you make fun of him like that?
I guess I didn't think. I just wanted
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one of those neat T -shirts so bad.
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Well, you can't hide in that basement
forever.
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I'll make it up to him. I'll take him to
a complimentary dinner for two at the
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Drummond Musket.
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Feel him out for me, Joanna.
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I'll be sitting behind the hot water
heater.
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Now, now, Dix Frown.
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Well, hi, Michael.
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We haven't seen much of you around here
lately.
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Yeah, I've been doing some temp work at
a traveling carnival.
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They're camped out in the Sears parking
lot. I clean up after Biff, the monkey
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boy.
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Well, that'll look good on a resume.
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Where's George?
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You just missed him.
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I'm going to find him and hurt him.
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What do you want?
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Whoa, somebody got up on the far side of
the futon.
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I just came by to blanket you with a
bunch of belated bravissimos.
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For what?
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Your sudden surge of celebrity.
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Degrading you mercilessly on the air
five nights a week was an obvious
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programming brainstorm.
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I could kick myself for not kicking you
sooner.
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Maybe you have some integrity.
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No, I don't think so.
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Michael, we're hoping this show is just
a flash in the pan.
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Are you kidding? It's a bonanza, little
Joe.
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Honey, why don't you just quit?
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I can't quit. I have a contract.
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Do what I did. Call Gorski's daughter a
tramp.
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Live from Studio 2, it's Vermont
Tonight.
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Starring the Prince of Late Night.
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The man you love to have humiliate me.
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The man who said my idea of a good time
is sitting on the porch watching my face
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break out.
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Don Krems.
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Great answer, Dick, huh? Next time, try
not to spit all over the mic.
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Say hello to Dick Loudon.
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Oh, look at that. Dickie did a little
trick. That was cute, Dickie. Here.
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Good boy. Good dog. Roll over. Roll
over. Stay.
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Stay. What a good dog. What a good dog.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I've known my
first guest for over 20 years.
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He's the king of commercials.
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He's done so many, it's hard to look at
his face and not run to the toilet.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Tuttle.
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Hello, Frank, how are you? Please.
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This is a real star. Get the hell out of
that chair. Get the hell out of that
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chair.
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Frank Tuttle on my show.
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What's a big fat star like you doing in
Vermont?
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Well, I'll tell you. I'm shooting a
movie down the street. Who cares? You
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annoy me, Frank.
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Every time I turn on TV, I find your
face staring at me. I want you out of my
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living room. You hear me, Frank? Out of
my living room.
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Say hello to Dick.
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Hello, Dick. Hello. Hello, Frank.
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Oh, very good, boys. Now get undressed
and wrestle each other.
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How do you stand? working with this guy
every night.
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They make me.
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Isn't that cute?
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Dickie made a joke.
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I guess he passed that stone.
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Look at it. It's getting red. Is that a
blood clot?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Dickie's gonna cry.
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Is it time for Dickie to change his
huggies?
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You're ball and fat.
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What?
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You're fat and bald.
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What'd you say that for?
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I... Dick, I've been in this business
most of my life.
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There were times when I was flush and
times when I needed a handout.
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I've worked hard for every little thing
I've achieved.
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And for you to just put me down like
that... I don't understand it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I... I can't do
this anymore.
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I really can't.
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I'm sorry.
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All I... What did I say?
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You sadistic, motherless creep.
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Can
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I
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come in?
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Listen, about what happened out there.
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Are you all right?
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Say something.
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Fat and bald?
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I mean, Dick, you could have come up
with some better material than that.
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Like, is that your gut or are you
smuggling a bag of fertilizer?
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Yeah, that is better. What's going on?
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Dick, you gave me a great gift out
there.
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You emotionally destroyed me.
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I'm a basket case.
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If that don't get me out of the Gorski
contract, nothing will.
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Hold on. You were waiting for me to blow
up a juice so you could get out of your
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contract? It took you long enough to
crack.
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I thought two weeks ago you'd go for my
throat, but you're so damn nice.
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Why didn't I pick up on this? Because
you're an idiot. How do I know?
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Look, Dick, keep this under wraps, huh?
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But there's some new interest over at
CBS about bringing back It's Always
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Marcia.
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And the old deli man could use a real
good stooge.
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Oh, it's very tempting, but I think I'll
stay here and spend the rest of my life
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as a town joke.
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Whatever you say, Dick.
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I'm sorry I destroyed your life, but
hey!
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That's my act.
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Oh, there's, you know, no harm done.
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Well, uh... You take care of yourself,
you hear me, guy?
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Listen, um, if you don't mind, I'm, you
know, I'm not a very physical person.
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Oh.
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I understand, guy.
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Owen, one more thing.
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Yeah.
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