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Thanks a lot. We're on our way.
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Oh.
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Where are you going?
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Well, what do you think, honey? North?
We've done north. How about west?
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That's an idea.
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But let's not lock ourselves in. You're
right, honey. You mean you haven't made
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any plans?
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Oh, we never do. We just get in the car
and go wherever.
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I'm glad I don't carpool with you guys.
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Well, that sounds like fun, not having
any plans, just winging it, being Frieza
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Bird.
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Funny, even birds pick a direction.
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You'll have to excuse my husband.
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When he gets up in the morning, he
checks off, got up.
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Well, you know, there isn't anything
wrong with making plans. I mean, what if
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you drove to a city and when you got
there, all the hotels had been booked?
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We'd probably end up in a place like
this.
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Well, you wouldn't want that to happen
again.
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Why don't I call ahead and make some
reservations? Oh, no, thanks. Thanks,
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anyway. We're fine.
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We had a great time.
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But at least take a map.
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Crazy, reckless kids.
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Dick, they're just being spontaneous.
You could learn something from them.
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Joanna, I'm as spontaneous as the next
guy.
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I've gone north.
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Yeah, but never without your pals, Rand
and McNally.
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Hi, there's nothing wrong with planning
these things out.
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I mean, I prefer using a travel agent to
flinging darts at a man.
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Boring. Careful.
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Dick, tell me the last time that you
went to bed without having all your
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laid out for the next day, or the last
time you got something at the grocery
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store that wasn't on your list.
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Joanna, you can't compare responsible
shopping with driving hell -bent through
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Vermont.
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Just face it. If you're not spontaneous,
then you never will be.
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Oh, really?
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That enough?
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Michael, Stephanie, what happened?
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Fuzzy? The Z.
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The Z was in a tiny accident.
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Tiny? My Z now looks like a W.
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We had just dropped my car off for
servicing, and we were driving home, and
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usual, Michael couldn't take his eyes
off me.
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And he smashed into a mailbox.
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It was Michael's fault. I mean, he did
pick this outfit.
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This is the first accident I've ever
caused.
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Well, that I know of, anyway.
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Michael, you should be grateful that you
and Stephanie are okay and only the car
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is damaged.
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Boy, Dick, it's a good thing Bambi had
Thumper to comfort him and not you.
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Come on, let's take a look at it. Dick,
it's hideous.
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It looks...
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into Quebec.
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We are?
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When did we decide this?
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Just now.
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Call it a whim.
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Call it a lark.
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Call it spontaneous.
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Dick, are you serious?
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No, I thought about what you said and
you were right. I could be a little
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looser. Well, this is great. How'd you
come up with Quebec?
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Tossed a dot at a map. How else?
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Oh, honey.
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Honey, I am so proud of you. This is
really great.
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Well, it isn't that big a deal.
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Oh, I've got it. Let's go to Niagara
Falls.
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No.
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Quebec.
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They even speak a different language up
there.
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It'll be nuts.
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Wait, wait, wait. What about California?
Yeah, let's get on a plane. Honey,
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honey, the dart has been cast.
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We'll just get in the car and go to
Quebec. Well, we could, but we've been
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there. Yeah, but never like this. You
know, not all of a sudden.
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And besides, you know, it's north.
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Yeah, but, Dick, I mean, why get stuck
in one place? I mean, as long as we're
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doing this without any plans, then that
is what we're doing, right?
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Right.
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Dick, why are you so set on Quebec?
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Because that's, um... That's kind of,
uh... That's kind of... kind of
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what the reservations are.
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The what? The reservations are.
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Honey, I mean, there's nothing wrong
with making reservations for a hotel,
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know, just to be absolutely sure.
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Oh, Dick, about this itinerary, I can't
read where you're going to be tomorrow
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at 2 .30.
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Michael! Who is she? Oh, she's doing
fine.
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You can tell me.
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wax them, you polish them, you change
their oil, and then something like this
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happens. She's going to be okay.
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Well, we do have a specialist, Arnie.
He's supposed to be the best fender and
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chrome man in the business.
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I'm sure he is. I wanted to stay, but
they said they could work faster if they
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didn't have to keep prying me off the
hood.
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Michael, you know I'm sorry about your
Z, but boy, is that your loner out
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Michael, did you get your new car?
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It's just temporary.
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It sits out there.
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Where?
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Over by the trash cans.
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The only thing over there is a big, red,
ugly truck.
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Ew!
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Steph, that's all they had.
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Oh. Some guys have all the luck. I had
to get a loaner once. They made me take
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little foreign car.
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Couldn't haul a thing in it.
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Michael, do you mind if I go out and
take a closer look? Oh, go ahead. Oh,
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You can just take your head in for
servicing.
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When are you getting the Z back? We have
the Dartmouth dance, the fashion show,
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our open tea roof drive through town,
and our new sweaters.
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Steph, don't worry. The Z is going under
the torch this afternoon.
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Oh, why couldn't it have been me?
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Joanna?
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Come on.
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Come on, we're going on a trip.
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Who is it?
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It's me, come on.
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Dick, it's either the middle of the
night or my eyes are still closed.
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way, I'm not moving.
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Come on, Joanna.
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Where are we going? I don't know.
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When are we coming back? I don't know.
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Dick, if you let me sleep... I'll let
you make all sorts of reservations in
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morning. Joanna, you wanted me to be
spontaneous.
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You got it.
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Come on, we'll go with the clothes on
our backs.
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We're in pajamas.
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Oh, all right.
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Okay, we'll go with the clothes on our
backs in a few minutes.
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And I won't even wear the clothes that I
laid out. I'll wear...
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the clothes I laid out.
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And Dick, this time, no reservations?
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Only if we cross through Navajo
territory.
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Oh, honey, when you talk like that...
We'll leave George and Stephanie a note,
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but we won't sign it.
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Okay. Now, what we've got to do here is
look at this as an adventure.
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For the last 15 hours, we changed the
tire, we've been rained on, we've been
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stuck in mud, and we've put 300 miles on
the car without moving an inch.
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And then we ran out of gas.
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Dick, I know all of this. Please let me
go on, Joanna. I like reliving it.
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And then that road.
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Oh, why don't we see where this leads?
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Well, this is where it leads, Joanna.
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Hotel Hell.
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I can't believe I let you talk me into
this.
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Dick, I did not talk you into this. This
was your idea.
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I never even thought of being
spontaneous until you mentioned it.
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Well, we're here now.
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Somewhere in New Hampshire.
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Let's just make the best of it.
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Besides, I'm not having a bad time.
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Yes, you are.
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This is a bad time, Joanne.
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This is the standard by which all other
bad times...
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stay in the sleazebag motel.
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Dick, we're tired.
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We're mud -caked.
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How far is the next motel?
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Ten miles.
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I'm game to push. How about you?
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No way.
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What happened to Miss Positive's
sunshine face?
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She wants a shower, she wants a bed, and
she wants them now.
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All right, we'll take a room.
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You want it for the full hour?
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all we wanted for the full night.
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Sure.
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Look, we're married. We just want a
place to sleep.
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Yeah, right.
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Do you have a reservation?
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For this?
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Phil, didn't you ever pick up and go
willy -nilly?
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You know, with no plans, just hit the
road free as a bird?
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What are you, some kind of beatnik?
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No. Seems crazy driving around in the
middle of the night without an
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Look, we just want a room for the night.
Or in your language, eight one hours.
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We're full.
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What? You don't exactly look like you're
up to the level of my usual
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clientele.
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I think I know what's going on here.
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Do you have any money?
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Here, why don't you charge yourself a
nice bribe?
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I'm thinking maybe the bed came first.
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Honey, do you think they let whales stay
here?
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Probably. If they have reservations.
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Well, Miss, aren't we having fun this
back?
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Come on, honey. We're inside. We're
warm.
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We got a nice big bed, and I think the
police left.
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Yeah, and the guy they took with them
has nicer lodgings than we do tonight.
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Come on, Dick. Just try and relax.
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What I need is a high -speed drill in my
molar and I can really kick back.
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Hope the doorknob works in the morning.
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Let's go to sleep fast.
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Hi, I'm Roy.
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Phil said we have to share.
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won't have the Z.
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What? Well, there were some
complications. Don't worry. She's going
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One of the retractable headlights, it's
sticking.
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But with your car in the next bay, it
looks like they're flirting.
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So what are we going to the dance in?
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Guess what this starts.
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You still have that? It won't be so bad
going in big red.
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Michael, you named it.
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It's dark. I got rid of the bird. app,
and when was the last time we tuned into
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AM radio?
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Oh, Micah, I refuse to ride in any
vehicle I have to step up into.
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Okay, Steph, I guess we just won't go.
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I guess we won't make our grand entrance
or our grand exit.
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And we won't be doing this.
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Oh, Micah.
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You know how much better it is when
people are watching.
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It's not what you drive. It's what you
wear.
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Michael, do you really believe that? You
bet.
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the lobby.
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Does this mean you guys won't be going
out tonight?
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Then you won't be needing Big Red?
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You want to take a first spin, George?
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You mean it?
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Just get it away from here.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Gee, thanks, Michael.
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When I get back, I'll let you know what
I hauled.
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Sorry, it's a bad dream.
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Maybe I'll try to go back to it.
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We should have just stayed in the motel
room.
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Yeah, and waited for Roy to come back
and join us? No thanks.
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He fixed the TV set, Dick.
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I don't care.
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Well, I still don't know why you had to
throw his duffel bag out the window.
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It was a spontaneous decision.
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I thought that's what this trip was all
about.
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Dick, stop it now.
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I'm tired of hearing you complain. You
haven't said one good thing about this
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whole trip.
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All right.
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Most of it is behind us.
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Dick.
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Admit it. We would have been better off
if we had planned this trip like we
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usually do.
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In fact, I...
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I'm making some plans right now, and I'm
writing them down.
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A, get gas.
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B, go home.
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C, report Phil to some commission.
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Okay, Dick, being spontaneous didn't
work out this time, but I mean, it can
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great.
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I'm really never going to find out,
because this is my last madcap hurrah.
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It's incredible.
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It's beautiful.
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I've never seen that color.
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It's not really red.
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It's not really orange. It's... orange.
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Now admit it, honey.
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You wouldn't have planned on getting up
at 5 a .m. to see this, would you?
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Probably not.
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Bob will be right back on Newhart, next
on Nick at Night. Try and stop me.
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