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I tried to jump over that big mud puddle
in the yard.
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I didn't make it.
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Why didn't you just walk around the
puddle? Oh, it's not easy to change your
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mind in midair, Joanna.
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I've got to go back and dig out my boot.
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That's really it out there, isn't it?
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Uh, what?
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Nature. In the flesh.
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Hello, I'm Rupert Kalman, and I'm ready.
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For what?
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To confront nature.
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I want to encounter wind, to experience
fire, to embrace water.
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If you'd like, I can introduce you to
mud.
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Really?
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Excuse me, I don't think I should pass
this up.
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He wants to embrace water.
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I hate to think what he's going to do to
mud.
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Dick, great news.
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I just met with the station manager and
Bev approved a statewide Vermont Today
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talent search for me.
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Hotel, mileage, the works.
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We have plenty of good guests right in
the area.
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Well, Dick, Bev's not satisfied with the
guests.
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Since when? Since I told her you're not
satisfied.
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But I am.
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Well, Dick, I think you should have made
that clear before everyone got so
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worked up.
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Well, I'll try to remember that next
time before I say something I never
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Michael! Why aren't you at work?
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Steph, great news regarding Vermont
today.
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Where are you going and for how many
days?
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Only six, five.
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Four days with a present.
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What do I get for the other three days?
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They're being delivered.
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And, Steph, could you possibly stop by
the apartment while I'm gone? Water the
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plant. Smooth my sweaters.
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This is turning into a nightmare.
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Cupcake, you know it kills me to leave
you, but I'm doing this for Dick.
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What?
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Dick is making you go. Don't blame Dick.
Blame me. I'm letting him make me go.
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I just hope you realize what you've got
in this man.
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I think I do.
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Stephanie, I don't know how you could
possibly hurt plants in four days.
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But you did.
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Oh, my.
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Are these all you?
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Well, there are some strangers in the
background of one of them. The lab said
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they couldn't get them out.
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Stephanie, this is a shrine.
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I know.
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Michael calls it Cupcake Corner.
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I think all these plants need is a
little water and sunlight.
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Short -term goals.
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Higher ratings, more exciting guests.
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Smell even better.
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Obviously, they're not in order.
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Long -term goals.
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Accomplished takeover of CVS.
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Get chummy with Sinatra?
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Of course, that'll be a lot easier once
the CBS thing happens.
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Right. Well, I'll water. Why don't you
see if you can find some plant food?
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Boy, water, food, sunlight.
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Remind me never to have children.
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Ooh.
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What's this?
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Stephanie, that looks like Michael's
diary.
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Ooh.
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Leather.
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Darling little luck.
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Sturdy, too.
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Stephanie, this book is locked for a
reason.
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All right, I'll put it away.
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Stephanie!
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I'm trying to read.
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You shouldn't be looking at that. Those
are Michael's private thoughts. Oh,
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yeah? Whose eyes were all over his short
-term goals.
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Here's my name.
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October 4th.
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Steph never fails to amaze me.
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She's beautiful, intelligent, perky.
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Boy, does he know me.
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How could someone that perfect turn into
such a thoughtless, selfish child?
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Stephanie, I think we should put this
away and go.
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Oh, no, Joanna. We can't leave yet.
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I told Michael I'd smooth his sweaters
for him.
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I've been reading a horror story.
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Stephanie, you didn't.
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Don't start lecturing me. I'm too upset.
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What's Stephanie upset about?
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I really don't know, Georgia. I told you
this would happen if you read that.
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I think she read something, Dick.
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Do you know what kind of stuff is in
here?
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Stephanie doesn't need a boyfriend. She
needs a babysitter.
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Well, that's what you get for reading
his diary.
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Okay, Dick, I've almost got it.
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And as far as I'm concerned, Cupcake
Corner is a cruel hoax.
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Never mind.
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Would someone please tell George what's
going on here? I'm trying to read.
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Stephanie read Michael's diary.
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Ah.
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Stephanie did what?
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Don't you start.
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What you did was a flagrant violation of
Michael's privacy.
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Michael's right. You are sanctimonious.
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Page 55.
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Joanna. He says much worse things about
you.
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I don't care.
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Let's walk the sanctimonious Joanna
Little Miss Perfect.
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Okay.
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Let me have it right between the eyes.
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What does he say about me?
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I don't know if he mentions you, George.
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Well, he must say something. I'm a
natural target.
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I don't think you're mentioned.
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Oh, my God, Dick, he really lays you
out.
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Hey, hey, here's something real nasty
about me.
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Never mind, it's about Dick.
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It's like I don't even exist.
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I'm Miss Buttons.
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Well, I'm a high -bred brat.
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I'm nothing.
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And Dick is... Oh.
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Hi, all.
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I'm back.
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Miss me?
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Perhaps you... You remember me.
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Michael Herron.
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And how is my reason to live? Drop dead.
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Still miffed about this nasty trip
business?
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Well, get ready to forgive.
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I fiddled with the odometer and we can
dine out the rest of the week on the
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extra mileage.
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Shall we start tomorrow at seven?
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Hybrid brats never eat before eight.
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Well, eight it is.
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Yes, I found some primo guests for the
show. How about we confab in the
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say... Over breakfast?
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Fine. That is, if it isn't a problem to
set an extra plate.
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What could be a problem for Little Miss
Perfect?
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Well, good.
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George, I didn't see you come in.
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I didn't!
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Well, that explains it.
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Walk a weary traveler to his car?
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I might do that for my boyfriend, but
not my babysitter.
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Did you ever get that eerie sense of...
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Deja vu?
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It's like I've heard all these things
before.
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Maybe that's because you wrote them in
your diary.
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Oh, right. Great.
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Well, good night.
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My
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diary?
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Here.
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Oh, Stan, there's a simple explanation.
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My, uh... My pen slipped.
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Joanna, I hope you under... Stan, you
don't.
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George, old buddy, I know I didn't say
anything bad about you in here. So you
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admit it!
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, Dick.
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Those things I said.
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Michael, please don't apologize.
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I didn't mean... It was only in the heat
of the moment that I called you the
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human tranquilizer.
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I am not the least... The human
tranquilizer? You called
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me the human tranquilizer?
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Dick, it was only after that one show.
Okay, two shows, but they were right in
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row. Get out!
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Dick!
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I have encountered wildlife.
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Skunk, right?
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So, what's for breakfast?
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If it's the same to you, why don't we
serve you breakfast on the back porch?
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That way the pigeons will land right on
your plate.
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Really? Boy, this vacation just gets
better and better.
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Ed, help you!
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I sure hope nothing else happens to him.
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Then again, I want him to enjoy himself.
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May I come in?
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What do you want, Michael?
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Well, we did set a meeting to talk about
Sunday's show. If we don't pick a
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guest, you'll wind up interviewing an
empty chair.
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Not that you couldn't pull that off.
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I just want to get this over with.
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Well, here are the ten best people I
found on my trip.
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It's sort of my own personal ten most
wanted list.
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I hate it when I do that, too.
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Steph,
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is that you or just a life -size edition
of Vogue?
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Dick, do I have to take this food to Mr.
Kalman? He smells.
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I'll take it.
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One skunk is as bad as another.
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Michael, you searched the state for four
days and came back with a man who does
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hand shadows of vice presidents?
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He's pretty good, Dick.
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I don't want him. I don't blame you.
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Michael, would you like me to do
something with your hat?
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Well, thank you, Joanna.
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That would be very kind.
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perfect Mr. Hat Rack.
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May I take your coat? No.
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Watch out, heads up, Kingway.
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Oh!
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Well, I said watch out.
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What is so special about this acrobat?
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He's 92 years old.
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He's kind of an inspiration, Dick. What
kind of tricks can he do? Well, not
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many.
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But he comes with his own maps.
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No. He's out.
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Michael, my goodness.
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I didn't see you there.
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That's all right, George. Better sat on
out than that.
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Dick, forget the last.
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Who would you like on the show this
week?
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I was one of that geologists.
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Well, why not?
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Say goodbye to Stephanie for me.
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Don't forget your hat.
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I never will.
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Well, thank you for your time, Dick.
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I hope to see you all soon.
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Oh, no, he's gone.
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He just left.
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Damn, I reloaded for nothing.
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Isn't that just like him? The man is
built.
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Did you see the way he took my chair?
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Sat right down in it while the cushion
was still warm. What a sneak.
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He's an opportunist. He's a manipulator.
He's bug spit.
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We're getting close to crossing a line
here.
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Don't you see what you're doing?
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Yeah. We're trashing Michael. And if
you're not going to pitch in, butt out.
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Come on. He called us names because he
was angry and we're doing the same
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Well, not me.
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I mean, Michael is a real victim here.
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We stole his diary.
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Well, not me.
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Well, I read it, but I certainly didn't
steal it.
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Well, neither did I.
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Dick.
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So what brings you here, did you think
of some more stuff to do to me?
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Stephanie has something she wants to say
to you for...
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For all of us.
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Oh, poo.
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There's more.
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Michael, after you left, we started to
say a lot of bad things.
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Where's the picture of me in blue? It
was my ninth favorite.
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I took it down.
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Took it down?
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Why don't you just pull a block out of
the pyramids?
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Stephanie, you were saying?
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I don't have to say another thing. After
this, Michael and I are even.
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Well, maybe I can expand on Stephanie's
theme here.
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After you left... What the hell is that?
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Cupcake corner.
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Anyway,
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after you left, we...
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We were saying terrible things about
you.
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Well, not me.
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But we were saying terrible things
because we were angry.
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Well, not me.
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The point is that, I mean, everyone is
guilty of harboring bad thoughts about
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everybody else.
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But not you.
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Including me.
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You just said you didn't have bad
thoughts about me. I have bad thoughts
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you all the time.
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Come on, Dick.
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You don't have it in you.
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I'm chock full of bad thoughts about
you.
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Name one.
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Michael, I'm not going to call you
names. See?
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You don't have it in you. You're
shallow, okay?
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Shallow?
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I can't believe you said that.
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Joanna called you, uh... Honey, what did
you call me?
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Manipulator, opportunist, uh... Shallow.
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I called you a sneak.
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Dick, I thought we were friends.
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Did you hear what George said? A sneak.
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And you should have heard what Stephanie
said.
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Joanna called you Bud Fitz.
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Okay, okay, okay. I called you Phil.
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Wow.
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Shell?
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Well, thanks, everybody.
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You've given me a new goal for my board.
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Find reason to live.
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Michael, will you stop for a second and
listen to me?
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Get chummy with Sinatra?
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We came here to apologize.
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Apologize? Why should you apologize?
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Because we read your diary. Those were
your personal, private thoughts.
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I know. I'm sorry. I was wrong to have
personal thoughts.
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Everyone has personal thoughts. All you
did was write them down.
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I'm sorry. I'll burn the diary.
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Michael, it was wrong of us
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to read your
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diary.
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Let me see if I'm following this.
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You're saying you're wrong.
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Morally wrong.
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Then I'm right. Yes.
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Morally right.
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I think we finally struck brains.
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So, in other words, what I'm entitled to
feel here is a kind of... Outrage?
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Moral outrage.
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Well, all right. Get out! Everybody out!
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Come on, go talk to yourself! Out! Crap!
Beat it!
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Dick!
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How long does one remain morally
outraged?
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Six days.
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Get out!
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Well, I really don't know how to thank
you folks.
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Well, obviously shaking hands is out.
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Here's your receipt.
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And Doc Phipps says if you'll just stop
by on your way out of town, he'll be
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happy to give you that rabies shot.
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Well, thanks again, and rest assured
I'll be telling everyone I know about
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Stratford Inn.
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Yeah, he'll be a walking advertisement
for this place.
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