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Uh, Dick?
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Yeah, George?
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Thursday is Valentine's Day, and I've
been trying to think of a special gift
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that shows how I feel about you and
Joanna without being mushy.
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So, what's your shoe size?
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Nine and a half, George.
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Oh, boy. Are you gonna be surprised?
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Hi, George. Hi, Michael. Nice plaid.
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Dick, you know what Thursday is?
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Valentine's Day.
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Got any plans for that day? Well, Joanne
and I always have a special traditional
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Valentine's Day dinner. She cooks up a
fancy meal and I lay out a hell of a
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gorgeous table.
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Well, leave the afternoon free for a
special Valentine's edition of Vermont
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Today. Gee, I don't know. With guest of
honor, Franklin Todd, Ph .D., a .k .a.
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The Love Doctor.
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You got Dr.
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Todd?
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I've heard of him.
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Michael, I can't believe you actually
signed an interesting guest.
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Oh, and Dick, when I think of
Valentine's Day, something else comes to
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Gals.
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And that gave me an idea for your show.
Michael, if this is some kind of ploy to
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get women with skimpy clothing on the
show... Dick, give me credit for better
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judgment than that.
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That's more of a Memorial Day kind of
thing.
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No, I'm talking about you co -hosting
with a woman, and who better than your
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very own Valentine?
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You mean Joanna?
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I don't think so. Dick, I thought you
liked her.
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I don't want my wife as co -host. It
would make me uncomfortable.
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Dick, Dick, I misread you completely.
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That's all right, Michael. No harm done.
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Honey, which one of these will look
better on television?
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What do you think of Dr. Todd's book?
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Listen to this. You must love everyone
because love is the one free, miraculous
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gift humanity can give to itself.
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It's like a hundred -page Hallmark card.
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How's this with the dress?
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Great.
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Did you read my list of interview
questions?
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Yeah, yeah, they're great.
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I just hope I do a good job.
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Honey, trust me, you'll be great.
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Okay. Why don't you want me on the show?
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Who says I don't want you on the show?
Dick, whenever you say great in that
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of voice, I know it means you've got
problems out the kazoo.
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Just like I know that you drum your
fingers whenever the conversation starts
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make you uncomfortable.
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Well, maybe I do have a small problem
with your being on the show.
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Big, small, or...
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Small, small.
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No, it's only because you're my wife.
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Well, that's just out and out huge.
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The purpose of a host is to act like a
sort of funnel through which the guest
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reaches the viewers.
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And if I have you on the air with me, I
won't just be a funnel. I'll be a funnel
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with a wife.
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And people will start to wonder what the
funnel's wife sees in the funnel.
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And if they have any baby funnels.
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Well, how about if I come on the show
not as your wife, but as a cheese
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Honey, if it'll make you happy to be on
the show, then I want you on the show.
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Really? Really.
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Oh, thanks.
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Where's your co?
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If you mean Joanna, Stephanie took her
to the hairdresser. They should be here
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any minute.
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Well, call me romantic, but this is my
favorite holiday. A time of love and
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giving and good feelings.
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Damn, I didn't get Steph a gift.
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You think I could convince her I forgot
Valentine's Day?
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I'm a dead man.
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Get across the street to Whitsitt
Jewelers. Pick out something nice for
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Stephanie. Get a gift wrap. Bring it
back.
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Work seven.
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Oh, and get a car.
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And sign it for me.
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Boy, can't live with him, can't live
without him.
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Stephanie or Chuck?
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Hi, honey.
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What do you think?
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You hate it.
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That's not what I said.
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Well, I know what you mean when you say
fine.
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But if I can't say great and I can't say
fine, then how do I convince you that I
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like it? Just say you like it.
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Okay, then I like it. Thanks a lot,
Dick.
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Here's your present.
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Where's mine?
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Let's save yours for last. Oh, must be a
good one. I can't wait.
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Me either.
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Just what I needed.
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A pair to match every one of your
sweaters. Go ahead. Try one on.
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Perfect.
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Now, where's my present?
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Well, Joanna, you look terrific.
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What have you done?
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I took off my coat.
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It works.
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He's right. You look groovy.
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Actually, Muffin, I have something to
tell you. What?
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I have it.
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It's jewelry.
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Come and look.
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Oh, what a pretty car.
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To the best little bud that ever trod
sod.
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The day just brings out the Rod McKeown
in me.
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Open it up.
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Oh.
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Very large pagoda earrings.
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Do you like them?
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Well, let me walk around them.
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I, uh, I think they're distinctive.
Don't you, too?
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Michael, sweet cake.
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actually went into Whitsitt Jewelers,
walked past the opal bracelet in the
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window, and said to Mr.
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Whitsitt, give me the heaviest pair of
earrings in the store.
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And do you have a card? I want to write
something really tasteless.
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To tell you the truth, Steph, I didn't
exactly pick them out.
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What exactly did you do?
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I picked the man who picked them out.
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Sugar Plum, I was so darn busy.
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We're doing this special show. Joanna's
never done TV before, and Dick is
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riddled with doubts about it.
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Is that true?
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I don't think the word riddled actually
came out.
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In other words, you lied to me the other
night. Hello, hello.
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You must be Dick Loudon. I love you.
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You better be the love doctor.
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This is my wife, Joanna.
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One minute to air. Places, please.
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And that was Michael's girlfriend,
Stephanie.
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Something's going on here.
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Could it be love?
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Oh, yeah.
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We're riddled with it.
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Partly we love the beloved.
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And partly we love the beloved's love.
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But there's nothing we love to love more
than love itself.
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Can't argue with that.
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Our guest today is Dr.
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Franklin Todd, and our topic is, well,
love.
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This might be a good time to open up the
phone lines. Joanna, maybe you'd like
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to tell the viewers how they can call
in.
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There's the phone.
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Call in.
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I can't think of anything to add.
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Except maybe the number to call is 555
-LOVE.
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You're on the air.
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Dick, you and Joanna have been married
18 years.
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How do you keep it from going stale?
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Well, I'm glad you brought that up.
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Joanna and I have... always worked very
hard at keeping the lines of
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communication open. Right, honey?
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I hope that answers your question.
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Well, not exactly.
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You know, that raises a very interesting
point.
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How can a couple keep that first love
zing alive?
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Beats me.
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Well, actually, I have an exercise
that's designed just for that purpose.
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All you do is you try to remember those
little things about the other person
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that first made you fall in love.
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Joanna, tell us something that you
remember about Dick.
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Something nice.
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That's right.
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Well... Don't be shy. What is it?
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Oh, it's just... Well...
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He was always showing up at my door,
nicely dressed, but wearing a mismatched
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pair of socks.
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It was so cute.
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And to this day, if his socks aren't
laid out for him, he'll put on a pair
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doesn't match.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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It's your turn, Dick.
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Oh, well, that should be easy.
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Let's see.
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What?
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Well, Joanna isn't a squeamish person,
but once I went over to
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help her with spring cleaning, and she
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was standing on top of this table.
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Dick.
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Yeah, it turned out that she was
terrified of dust bunnies.
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Dust bunnies?
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Yeah, you know, those little balls of
dust that collect under furniture.
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She's got a real phobia about them.
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No, I don't. Oh, come on, honey, it's
cute.
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No, it's not. It's silly, and you're
just making a fool of yourself.
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I see a dust bunny.
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Now, is that cute or what?
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No.
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That's one of the most insensitive
things I've ever seen.
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Yeah, see, Joanna understands that...
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Darn, time for a commercial.
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We'll be right back in just a minute
with...
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Well, more love than you can shake a
stick at.
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Whoa.
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Boy, Dick, that's the nicest Valentine's
Day dinner table you ever set.
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Yeah, I really, really knocked myself
out.
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Yeah, I don't blame you. I caught the
show.
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Maybe you should get Joanna a nice gift.
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Yeah, I did. She's out exchanging it.
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Well, sit down. Here's something to
cheer you up.
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Coconut candy. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Thanks, George.
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Oh, gee, Dick, you hate coconut candy,
don't you?
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Yeah, George.
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Well, I like... coconut dick, so why
don't I just take
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this and give you these?
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Shoes.
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Surprise! I really got you with the
candy thing, didn't I?
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Yeah, I walked right into that, too.
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Thanks, George.
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Joanna still hates caramels, right?
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Yeah. Great!
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This is my brother Darryl, and this is
my other brother Darryl.
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What, uh, what can I do for you guys?
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Being that it's Valentine's Day, we have
a present for Miss Stephanie.
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She, she isn't, she isn't here right
now. That's okay.
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We don't mind waiting.
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Ooh, Valentine's shoes.
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We thought of getting her some, but...
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They've become kind of cliched.
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Hi, honey. How'd it go at the store? I
exchanged your gift for some potting
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soil.
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And a very large credit, I hope.
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This has been one of the most
humiliating days of my life.
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First, that nasty little Ralphie Hawkins
rode past me on his bike and...
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dropped a dust bunny down my back.
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And then at the market, the manager said
to me, I wouldn't go down aisle four.
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They're sweeping back there.
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And then when I went back out to the
car, this was stuck on the windshield.
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Who you gonna call?
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Dust bunny busters.
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We ain't...
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no dust bunnies.
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The whole town is laughing at me.
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Oh, I got you a present.
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Hey.
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Typing paper.
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I hope it's the kind you like.
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Gotta be darn close.
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Whoa. Ditto.
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Nice table. Yeah.
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At least Dick.
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Has good taste.
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Cupcake, I don't know what more I can do
to make it up to you. Would it help if
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I fired Chuck?
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Miss Stephanie?
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Here.
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Would you mind reaching in there for me?
See, this is a silk dress and this is
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my hand.
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We had to clean out three septic tanks
to get it.
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You mean to get the money for it.
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Okay.
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Steffi, you've got to forgive me.
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One more time on my knees, I could kiss
this crease goodbye.
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We can discuss this over an evening of
reckless spending.
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There's your dinner.
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Fish sticks.
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The cooking instructions are on the box.
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Honey, I know how you feel.
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Oh?
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Were you the one who was embarrassed in
front of thousands of viewers?
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You're right. What can I do to make it
up to you?
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Nothing. I'm just going to be mad
forever.
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Don't think I can't see you, Anthony
Hawkins!
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Thank you, Miss Peabody, for that
insight into the... perils of substitute
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teaching.
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I've concluded this interview a little
early because a few days ago on our
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Valentine's show, I inadvertently
humiliated my wife.
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Well, this afternoon, I'm going to do
the same to me.
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Here it goes.
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Once when I was in college and really
needed money, I heard
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this art class wanted models for an Adam
and Eve painting.
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Well, I volunteered, and since I was
Adam, all they
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gave me to wear was a figure.
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a fig leaf.
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I was really, really strapped for cash
that semester.
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Anyway, when I came out in my costume,
the whole class
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and Eve voted to replace me with a bowl
of fruit.
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Ever since then, I've had what you could
call a phobia about...
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about art.
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Well, see you next week on Vermont
Today.
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Joanna, I hope this did the trick.
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And thank you, Miss Peabody, for being
on the show.
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I'm in the dining room.
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Whoa.
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Nice table.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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I've been acting silly.
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No, no, you haven't.
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I finally understand how you felt.
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Thursday was just a bad day.
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Let's make tonight our Valentine's Day.
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I've got champagne chilling, and I've
got veal cordon bleu in the oven.
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Well, I guess you really appreciated the
show today.
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Oh, there wasn't enough time to make a
dinner like this and watch the show.
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You missed the show?
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Yeah, first time ever.
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But the table, the dinner, why?
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Because I love you.
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I couldn't stay mad forever.
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But you said you would.
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You promised you'd stay mad forever.
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Dick, did something happen on the show?
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