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Come in.
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Good show, Dick. A smash. Totally primo.
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I thought so.
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Let's not schedule another naval
historian any time soon, shall we?
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You didn't like him? The way he told
those stories, you could practically
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the sea spray.
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Dick, the trouble with history is it's
yesterday's news.
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No suspense.
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Next week we have a guy who picks up
radio signals with his teeth.
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No, we don't. We have the president of
the University of Vermont.
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Didn't I memo you on that?
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Michael, you've been promising to get
him for me. Dick, Dick, Dick.
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He has gray hair. This week's guest had
gray hair. We never booked those two
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weeks in a row. TV taboo.
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I don't want a human radio.
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I want the president of the University
of Vermont, and that's final. Well,
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if that's what you want, we'll see.
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Oh, by the way, there's someone here who
wants to meet you. Not until we finish
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this. She's waiting right outside. She
seems to be a fan.
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She thinks you're Tom Terrific.
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Uh, really?
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Come on in. He's thrilled.
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Hello.
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Tracy? Dick. Dick Tracy.
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Tracy, nice to meet you. Oh, Mr. Loudon
in the flesh!
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I can't believe this is happening.
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Well, neither can I.
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I've wanted to meet you ever since I
came here with my college media class
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saw you interview the Nobel Prize
losers.
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You look like you were speaking to me.
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You ever catch Dick's interview with a
guy who's been hit by lightning 14
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You're brilliant.
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But I guess you hear that all the time.
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Well, not all the time.
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Once or twice.
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Actually, once.
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You're just so down to earth.
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I mean, here you are as this big
celebrity and you see yourself as a
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person. Well, you know, I gotta be me.
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Well, I shouldn't take up any more of
your time.
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Well, listen, if you want to come back
someday and sit in the booth, maybe
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one of your friends from school.
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Oh, I'd love to. Two.
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But I wouldn't bring anybody. I mean,
all the kids at school are so... So, you
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know, like, immature.
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Well, then you come.
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Great.
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Mr. Loudon?
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Dick.
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Dick?
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Would you permit me to start a Dick
Loudon fan club?
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For me?
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What a boon for the show. I can see it
all. Bumper stickers, balloons, T
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-shirts, lunch pail. Oh, no.
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It would be dignified.
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Exactly.
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Like if Alistair Cooke had a fan club.
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That's more the way I see it.
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Me, too. E pluribus unum.
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Then it's okay, Dick?
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I guess so.
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Great.
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Hi, George.
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Joanna, we're having our mixed doubles
bowling tournament, and I was wondering,
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would you be my partner?
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If it's okay with Dick.
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And you.
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Gee, I haven't bowled in a long time.
That might be fun.
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Oh, boy. It's next Friday at 7.
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Friday. Hmm. I've got a hospital
auxiliary meeting at 6, but I could be
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7 .30.
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Oh, no.
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Anyone who isn't laced up by seven is
disqualified.
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I'm sure you know someone else who'd
like to go with you.
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Well, Dutch will wear a dress, but he's
awful hairy.
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Well, here I am.
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Where are those stupid peas I have to
shell?
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Over there.
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Stephanie, you're a woman.
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Uh -huh.
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Would you be my partner in a mixed
doubles bowling tournament?
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Are you serious?
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Me? Wear those shoes?
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What's wrong with the shoes?
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They've had other people's feet inside
them.
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Feet belonging to people with names like
Dottie and Gert.
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Can you imagine how I'd look in one of
those shiny shirts?
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Just like everybody else in the alley.
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Oh, God, I'd die.
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I'm sorry I asked.
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Stephanie, that was really insensitive.
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You just hurt George's feelings.
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I did?
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I was just explaining how I felt about
bowling. And bowlers.
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Yeah?
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George is a bowler.
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Oh.
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You think he made that connection, too?
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I think he did.
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Oh. Oh, I feel horrible now.
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Well, thanks a lot, Joanna. I never
would have noticed that if you hadn't
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pointed it out to me.
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Bye, Annie.
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Is that all you brought back? You went
to the market with a list a mile long.
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Hello.
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She wouldn't let me carry it.
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Wow, Dick Loudon's kitchen.
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You know what this reminds me of?
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All happy kitchens are alike.
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Each unhappy kitchen is unhappy in its
own way.
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You've been reading my books.
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I love the Tolstoy reference.
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Oh, you picked up on that.
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Not too many people do, and let's lay
linoleum.
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Dick?
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Who is this?
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Tracy, this is my
wife, Joanna, and this is our maid,
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Stephanie. Hello.
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Hi.
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Joanna, you must be a very special
person.
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Why's that?
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Because you're married to me.
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Stephanie, there are more groceries in
the car.
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Oh, could I get them?
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Well, okay, if it means that much to
you.
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Stephanie. Okay, okay, okay.
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Dick, who is this girl?
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Oh, she's, um...
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She's setting up my fan club. A fan
club? You're kidding.
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Well, I mean, I am a television
personality. It's only natural that I
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attract a certain number of fans.
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That number seems to be one.
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But I think she's really just a college
kid with a crush.
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Honey, I told you, she's only interested
in my work.
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Well, I'm not sure. I think pajamas, but
you'd have to ask him.
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I didn't know you had 8x10 glossies of
yourself.
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Yeah, Tracy wanted them for the
membership drive.
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Michael gave them to her.
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What are you writing?
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Love and hug -a -roonies, Dick Loudon.
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Michael wrote that one as a sample. I
decided to go in a different direction.
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See you Sundays at 4, Dick Loudon.
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Oh!
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Maybe I better tone that one down.
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An autographed picture of Dick Loudon. I
could die. I could just die.
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Oh, gee,
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Dick, could I have a picture of you?
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Sure, George.
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Got any wallet size?
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No, I don't. Oh, okay.
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Thanks.
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Oh, there you are, George. I was just
leaving.
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George, I think I hurt your feelings
yesterday.
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Yeah, you did.
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Well, that made me feel just terrible.
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I spent all night going over and over
again in my head, rehearsing what I was
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going to say.
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So here goes.
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I'm sorry, if there's anything I can do
to make it up, just let me know, okay?
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You could go bowling with me.
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George, when I rehearsed this, you
always said, oh, forget it.
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Well, I don't know why I'd say that.
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I still need a bowling partner.
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Couldn't I just wax your tools or
something?
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Oh, forget it.
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Okay, you win.
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But this counts for the next five times
I hurt your feelings. You'll go bowling
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with me? Keep it down. Someone might
hear you.
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Right.
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And, George, one more thing. When we get
there, call me Maria.
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applications and membership cards.
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So I see a whole suitcase full.
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No, the club stuff's out in the car.
These are my clothes. I'm checking in.
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Great.
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That's amazing. This is exactly what my
mother used to make for breakfast on my
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birthday. I know.
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By the way, she says hi.
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Oh, and here's something to enjoy with
your meal.
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The official DeClouden newsletter.
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The Loud and Clear.
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Too cute? I'll feel this one, honey.
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It's fine.
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Oh, good. I've been passing them out.
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Oh, I forgot the English muffin.
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What Dick Loudon has to teach us. Have
you seen this?
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I'm sorry, honey. I was reading...
Marsha McLuhan versus Loudon, how they
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up.
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It's a good thing he's not alive.
According to this, I make him look
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silly.
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Dick, don't you think this has gone a
little too far?
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Honey, I really don't see any harm in
it.
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Joanna Loudon.
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Living in the shadow?
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Who's this Dick Loudon? The innkeeper.
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What an egomaniac.
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Dick, what's your favorite part of a
horse?
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I really haven't thought about it that
much. Why?
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It's this week's trivia question.
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Well, then it wouldn't be right for me
to tell you the answer.
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Or possible.
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Stephanie, why did Tracy make breakfast
this morning?
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She wanted to.
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We pay you to make breakfast.
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So did she.
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Hi, Dick. Joanna.
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Cupcake.
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Here's some background info on this
Sunday's guest.
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I don't need it. I know everything there
is to know about the president of the
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University of Vermont.
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Crossed wires, Dick.
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Who's in here? Radio teeth?
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Michael, I told you. Oh, aside to Steph.
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Good news for Friday night. That Fellini
festival at the Regent?
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It's finally over.
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Want to see the boogans?
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This Friday night?
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Right. Can you go?
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No, I can't. But Steph!
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The boogans!
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Michael, don't torture me. I just can't
go.
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Oh, Stephanie, guess what? I got you
your very own... Cantaloupe!
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My favorite melon.
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Can't get enough of it. What a find this
time of year.
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Must be some misunderstanding.
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That's not a cantaloupe. It's her very
own... Well...
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Gotta scoot.
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But wait, we haven't settled this. We
had to book the human radio, Dick. He's
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got a dentist appointment next week, and
the poor guy may rinse and spit his
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career away.
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Here are your English muffins.
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With one pat of butter in the center of
each so they look like little odds,
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Terry. up at you.
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She has been talking to my mother.
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Dick, you have to talk to her.
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Joanna, it's not that easy. She told me
that all her life she has never seen
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anything true.
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I mean, I just can't ask her to stop
now.
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Besides, this is a hell of a breakfast.
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Dick, talk to her. I can't.
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There. Maybe I will have a word with
him.
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Trish, Tracy.
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I have to talk to you.
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Now?
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I'll finish what you're doing.
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Let's sit down.
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You know, Tracy, you're probably the
best fan I've ever had, but... But?
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Well, it's not so much a but as an
albeit.
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But I think it would be better if you
worship someone your own age.
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And give up the club?
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You don't have a club. What you have is
a crush.
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Crush?
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Well, do crushes have membership
meetings?
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What membership meeting?
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We've got one this week.
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On campus.
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When? Friday.
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You're going to see some fans there,
mister.
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Really?
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Tons.
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Tracy, you and I both...
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Tons? Well, we were hoping you'd be the
speaker.
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Well, I can't disappoint close to a ton
of people.
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Well, I guess this is it.
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Honey, I just hope you aren't going to
be too disappointed.
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In other words, you're assuming that
there's not going to be anyone in there.
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Well... You know, honey, it's not
inconceivable that there are going to be
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people in there. Tons.
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Tons?
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Well, a lot.
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And there wouldn't be anything strange
about it. I'm a not -unfamous man, okay?
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Okay.
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I just hope you won't be too
disappointed.
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Well, I have to admit I am a little
disappointed, but I think I can live
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this.
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Oh, Dick, good cheese. Nice turnout.
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This is amazing.
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Yeah, they've got a Jarlsberg,
Gorgonzola, an incredible breed.
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This sure beats the boogers.
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Oh, Dick, welcome to the club.
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Well, do you have fans or what?
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You want to feel that one, Joanna?
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Dick, Joanna, this is a raw hub.
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He helped me set the sun.
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Okay.
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Same here.
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Joseph, are you ready to speak?
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Everyone's dying to hear what we have to
say.
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Let's do it.
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You prepared a speech?
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Well, I was guardedly optimistic, but
apparently with good reason.
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Could I have your attention, please?
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Is everybody having a good time?
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I'd like to introduce Dick Loudon, the
man who made all this possible.
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Good evening.
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Good evening, all of you.
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Thank you for that rousing welcome.
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It's nice to finally...
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It's nice to finally come face to face
with all of my...
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all of my fans.
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I'd like to share with you some of the
experiences.
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Excuse me.
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Could I have your attention, please?
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Hey!
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I'd just like to know how many of you
have seen my TV show?
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How many have read my books?
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How many of you are here for the free
food and beer?
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much. That concludes my
remarks.
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Meeting adjourned. I understand
refreshments are available.
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Tracy, could I talk to you for a minute?
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Dick, I'm sorry.
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Forgive me.
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I just thought if I didn't have some
kind of meeting, you'd feel really let
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down. Well, thank you for sparing me
that.
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See, you couldn't sign up one member?
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It's not like I didn't try.
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I guess college people just don't...
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Watch my show.
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Not just college people.
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Everybody.
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White collar, blue collar, old, young,
shutting... Okay, okay, okay.
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But you know, Dick, I've been thinking
about what you said the other day, and I
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realized you were right.
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The only reason I did all this was to be
around you.
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I didn't have a club.
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I had a crush.
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Tracy, you're a wonderful girl, and I
think it's best that you just get
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me out of your system.
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Dick, I said I had a crush.
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I've outgrown it now.
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You have.
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I was out trying to line up fans, and I
started needing more people at school.
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They're not as immature as I thought.
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Food's gone. Let's go.
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Dick, you met Rob.
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Hey.
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Yeah, we spoke earlier.
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I'll never forget you, Dick.
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Well, better take off. We're going out
to throw water balloons and moon cops.
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00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,190
Hey.
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Dick, I thought you handled yourself
pretty well out there tonight. And you
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up against some damn fine cheese.
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Go home, Michael.
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Roger.
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Ready to leave?
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Yeah. You all right?
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I'm fine.
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You sure?
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I'm sure. I just hope you aren't too
disappointed. I'm disappointed, okay?
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Very disappointed. I've never been so
disappointed in my entire life.
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Would a hug -a -rooney help?
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Dick?
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Oh, hi, Stephanie. How was bowling?
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How do you think?
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Well, I guess we both had a lousy night.
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You go first.
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The meeting was a disaster.
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I don't have any fans.
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Is that all?
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You won't believe what happened to me.
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What?
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I found out.
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I like bowling.
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Meow.
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