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I'm Stuart Codswell, and I have a
reservation.
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Oh, yes.
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You'll have to excuse me, Mr. Codswell.
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Today is our maid's day off. It's the
only chance I have to get the cleaning
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done.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I'll get our handyman to carry your
things upstairs for you.
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That's okay. I prefer to carry my bags
myself.
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See, it's easier.
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Mr. Codswell, I ought to tell you that
we can't allow pets.
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You can't?
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Well... Good policies. You know, I hate
them. This might sound nitpicky, but
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that box does look like it could contain
a yucky pet.
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Don't be silly. No, you see, this is
socks.
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Then why are there air holes?
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I didn't say they were clean.
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Room seven.
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And this, of course, is the lot.
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Oh!
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Actually,
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you were here before.
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This is where you checked in.
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And I still love it.
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Well, feel free to hug a wall.
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What's all this?
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I'm trying to get some cleaning done.
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Oh, right. This is Stephanie's day off.
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Say, Dick, you know those Celtics
tickets you were trying to get and I
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could get them for you? Well, guess
what?
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You got them. No.
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But my friend Dutch did and he gave them
to me.
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Thanks, George. Say, Dick, I couldn't
help noticing there are two tickets
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Were you planning to take anyone and...
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Particular? Yeah, George, I was planning
on taking you.
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Oh.
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Well, it's kind of last minute, but
okay.
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Mr. Loudon, you've done such a fabulous
job of preserving this place. You're
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just wonderful.
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Well, the guest is always right.
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Mr. Loudon. Oh, you can call me Mr.
Wonderful.
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Well, they like us to stick with the
name on the arrest warrant.
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Arrest warrant? You're arresting Dick?
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Yeah, I'm afraid so.
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Well, what did he do?
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I didn't do anything.
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What did I do?
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Well, you held up a liquor store.
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What?
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Oh, sorry, wrong warrant.
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Apparently you failed to pay some
parking fines. Well, that's more like
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There must be some mistake. I had a
couple tickets, but I paid.
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I never get tired of hearing that one.
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Just the same, you're going to have to
come down to the station with me. I'll
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follow you down.
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You'll probably want to bring some
money, ma 'am. Or his toothbrush,
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on how badly you want him back.
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Look, I'm sorry about this.
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We'll be back before you know it. Well,
just in case you're not, Mr.
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Loudon, thanks for everything.
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You have a lovely hideout.
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Now, Dick, just try to cool down.
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I don't want to cool down. I was
arrested in front of my guests. I was
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a cell with a guy who actually smelled
like he could have been Jack Daniels.
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And then the judge fined me $275 for a
crime I never committed.
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Well, I believe you, honey, but that was
no reason to lose your head outside the
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courthouse. Honey, in this great country
of ours, civil disobedience is a
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birthright.
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Besides, I don't think the judge even
saw who threw that snowball.
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Dick.
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Dick, isn't it remotely possible that
you forgot to pay those parking tickets?
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No, and I'm going to prove it.
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Out of my way.
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Who are you talking to?
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A chair.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Cogswell.
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Oh, hi.
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Gee, I didn't see you standing there.
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I've been on a diet.
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What's that?
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Oh, well, I got a little hungry, so I
fixed myself a snack.
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Raw liver?
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Yeah, it's my one weakness.
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You'd be amazed at how many restaurants
overcook it.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh what?
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Ha, I was right. I did pay those traffic
fines. I had the canceled checks here.
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Now maybe the judge will listen to
reason. Assuming he's gotten all the
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of his ear.
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I was aiming for his hat.
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Dick, honey, don't you think you should
wait until you're in a less vengeful
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mood? I'm not vengeful.
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I'm simply going to go down to the
courthouse and lay the canceled checks
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one by one under the beak of that black
cowed pompous toad of a judge.
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Boy, did I take the right day off or
what?
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So how was skiing?
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Wonderful. I had a lesson with the
single most gorgeous ski instructor on
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planet. Wolfgang.
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Stephanie. Oh, he doesn't mind.
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Do you, Wolfie?
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Nine.
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Where's Dick? We've got to try this out
on him.
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You won't believe what happened.
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Dick was arrested.
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Arrested? For what?
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Failure to pay parking fines. But it's
just a misunderstanding. He's gone to
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straighten things out.
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Michael, you want to stay for lunch? No,
thanks. I nibbled Steffi's ear on the
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chair.
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Why the long face, Ingrid?
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Michael... Do you remember when Dick and
Joanna went to that writer's conference
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in New York?
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How could I forget? That's the week we
had to replace Dick's show with that
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monster rerun.
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Monster ratings.
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Well, while they were gone, I borrowed
Dick's car and I got some parking
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that I guess I forgot to tell him about
or pay.
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Bad form, Steph.
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Why were you using his car? It's
American, isn't it?
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I was buying shoes. I needed a wagon.
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You had a perfect explanation.
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So you don't think he'll be mad?
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At that little nose?
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You're right.
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I was being a doom cop.
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Oh, sorry to keep you waiting, Mr.
Loudon. I hope this won't take too long.
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got a splitting headache.
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Someone beamed me with a snowball this
morning.
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Kids, kids, kids.
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Well, what can I do for you?
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Judge Drayton, I'm sure you're probably
a decent guy, but your decision this
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morning really sucked rope.
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You're out.
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To tell you the truth, Mr. Loudon,
you're right.
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I am? In reviewing your file, I found a
serious oversight.
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You were fined $275.
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It should have been $300.
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What?
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It's time I got a new calculator. This
old one sucks rope, is it?
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But I'm not guilty. As a matter of fact,
you're guilty of false arrest.
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Excuse me?
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I have here three, count them three,
cancel checks made out to the municipal
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court for parking violations.
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One, two, three.
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Read them and weep.
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Well, I'll be.
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You did pay them.
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Surprise, surprise.
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But unfortunately, you failed to pay
four, five...
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Four,
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five, and six.
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Surprise, surprise.
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But I never got those. This is an
outrage. You should be disrobed.
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Mr. Loudon, you seem to have a slight...
attitude problem.
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Obviously, just finding you wasn't
enough.
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Maybe some community service work would
do you good.
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Community service work? Yes, that's
where you cheerfully donate all your
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time for some community improvement
project.
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You can't do that to me.
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I'm a judge.
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You start tomorrow.
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But I'm busy tomorrow. I have tickets to
the solids game. You do?
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You're a lucky man.
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Well, you were.
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But I'll miss the game.
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This is a travesty of justice.
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But what I'm trying to say is... I don't
have an attitude problem
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anymore.
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You may not, Mr. Loudon, but there's one
thing the community service will do.
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What's that?
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It'll keep you too busy to throw any
more snowballs.
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Hi, honey. Did you get everything
straightened out with the judge?
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Oh, yeah.
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I felt so bad, he's gonna let me paint
the town hall.
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What? He sentenced me to 20 hours of
community service work starting
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Claims I have a bad attitude.
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Can you believe that jerk?
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Does this mean you're going to miss the
game tomorrow? What a jerk. I'm so mad I
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could kick something.
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Well, I don't understand. Didn't you
show him the canceled checks?
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Of course I did. Then he showed me three
more tickets I don't even remember
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getting.
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Unless... Don't look at me.
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George, what about you?
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I'll need to hear the whole question,
Dick.
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Did you get any parking tickets with my
car?
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Don't look at me.
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All right, I'm going to tear my files
apart, but I'm telling you, I never got
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tickets four, five, and six.
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Did I hear Dick come back?
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Out of my way.
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Who's he talking to?
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A chair.
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I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
Why not?
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Because the judge sentenced Dick to 20
hours of community service.
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He's madder than I've ever seen him.
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Aha!
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Aha what?
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Aha!
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I finally found something to kick.
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George, if you get a chance, you might
take a look at the desk and, honey, you
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get a chance, you might take a look at
my foot.
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Start up with me.
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Stephanie, you didn't get any tickets
using Dick's car, did you?
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Why would I use Dick's car? It's
American.
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Oh, of course.
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Stephanie, is anything wrong?
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Why would you think that?
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Well, you're working.
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hard.
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It'll pass.
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Hi,
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Mrs. Loudon. Can Steffi come out and
play, or is she grounded?
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Grounded? Whoa.
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Turbo kiss.
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Nice jumpsuit, Dick.
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Midlife crisis?
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No, they have this rule that says if you
do community service work, you have to
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look like the village idiot.
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Community service work?
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You know, for those parking violations
Dick got.
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Allegedly got.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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Listen, Steph, I'm feeling madcap today.
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What say we try out that new hair salon?
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No, I'm just going to stay here and
work.
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Poor Steph.
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How about if I bring you back a lock of
my hair?
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Okay.
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Remember, you've got that cute little
nose. No one can take that away from
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Here's your lunch, honey.
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Joanna, I was ordered to do community
service work, not impersonate Ralph
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Cramden.
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George.
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Yeah, Dick.
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You may as well give this Celtics ticket
to somebody else.
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Oh, gee, Dick, maybe you could talk to
the judge one more time.
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George, if I try to prove my innocence
anymore, I'll wind up on death row.
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Dick!
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What?
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Have fun.
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Yeah, yeah, we're talking Mardi Gras.
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Oh, Mr.
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Cogswell, where are we off to?
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We?
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Oh, yeah, well, I thought I'd, you know,
take in the sights.
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Your socks should enjoy that.
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Yeah, they sure could use some fresh
air.
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Mr. Cogswell, it's painfully clear that
you are hiding something. I don't think
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there are socks in here. I think that
what's in here is... nothing.
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I suppose there's a rule against that,
huh?
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Oh, Mr.
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Cotswell, I'm so sorry. I was sure you
were hiding a pet in here.
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I'm just so embarrassed. I don't know
what to say. I hope you'll forgive me.
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here, have a postcard.
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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George. Yeah? Did you ever get punished
when you were a child?
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Well, sure.
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Didn't everyone?
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Not me.
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Never?
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Not even the time I cut leather doll
clothes out of the upholstery in my
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father's Rolls Royce.
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And he didn't punish you for that?
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He gave me a pony.
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Whoa.
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He said I'd shown ingenuity and
imagination.
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Well, I had, you know.
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Boy, if I'd ever done anything like
that, my father would have taken me out
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the woodshed and smoked my behind but
good.
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Gee, he must have really hated you.
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No, he loved me.
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But he got so angry?
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Oh, yeah, but after a couple hours, he'd
be saying, Hey, George, you want to
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play some catch?
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And you'd go play with him and
everything would be fine again?
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Well, first I'd throw the ball over his
head a few times and make him kick.
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Then everything would be fine.
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George, could I have that extra
basketball ticket? I have somebody I
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give it to. Sure.
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And...
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Tell Joanna I had to go out for a while.
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Where shall I tell her you went?
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To the woodshed.
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You missed a spot.
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I didn't miss a spot. This is cheap
paint.
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Oh, and I guess you better give it a
second coat when you're through.
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Well, I better pick up some brewskis.
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You guys are coming over to watch the
Celtics game this afternoon.
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I had tickets to that game.
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Looks like you paid for the wrong
tickets.
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Wrong tickets, huh? Yeah.
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Hi, Stephanie. What are you doing here?
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Oh, I thought I'd just, you know, drop
in and say hi.
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See if you needed anything.
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Possibly throw myself at your feet and
beg you to please, please, please,
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forgive me.
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00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,940
Should, um... Should this be making
sense?
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Dick, do you remember...
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When you and Joanna went to that
writer's conference in New York, and you
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her car?
303
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,260
Yeah.
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00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,320
Well, you didn't take your car.
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So I didn't take... my car.
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You'll never believe what I did.
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Fine.
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I borrowed your car.
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Ah.
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Then, uh... Then what happened?
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I got some parking tickets.
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Ah.
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Why, uh... Why didn't you pay them?
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I was going to.
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00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,240
But there was this series of monetary
disasters.
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Oh.
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00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,940
Like... Like what?
318
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,130
Well, my hair dryer died.
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And I had an overdue phone bill. You
have to pay those or you can get in
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big trouble.
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Really?
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00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,170
Yeah.
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00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:25,590
And as if that wasn't enough, Kellum's
had this huge sweater sale.
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A sweater sale is not a disaster.
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It would have been if I hadn't gotten
this purple one.
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Let me get this straight. You borrowed
my car, ran up some tickets, didn't pay
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them, didn't bother to tell me.
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00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:52,260
Let me take the wraps so I'm standing
here in this silly jumpsuit and missing
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the basketball game of the century.
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That's pretty much it.
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I'm glad you're taking it like this.
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I was afraid you were going to yell.
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I'm too mad to yell.
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00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,920
Well, that's true, really.
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00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:16,720
I don't believe this. How could you not
tell me? I was going to tell you, but
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you were so mad. You had this look in
your eye.
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00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,120
That's the one.
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00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:25,400
And the longer I waited, the harder it
got.
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That is no excuse.
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00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,020
Well, it would be a lot easier for a
person to do the decent thing if they
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it more fun, you know.
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00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:38,710
Stephanie, do you have any idea the
trouble you've caused?
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I bushwhacked a judge.
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00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,750
I'm going to tell him everything on
Monday.
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00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:48,510
And here, you can still make the game.
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00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:51,270
No, I can't.
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00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:56,430
If Judge Drayton finds out I left here,
he'll sentence me to 15 years in the
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electric chair.
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00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:08,100
I guess if anyone has to paint this
place, it should be someone else.
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Like who?
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00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,640
Okay, okay, okay.
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00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,580
I'll paint it for you.
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00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:20,860
But it's not fair.
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00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,400
George got to play catch.
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I'd ask what that means, but I...
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I have a tip -off to miss.
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00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:39,430
Dick?
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Do you forgive me?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:27,410
Meow.
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