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No, that sounds great, Elliot. You know,
I've seen other writers before in
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bookstores autographing their books,
and, you know, I've always kind of
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them. What bookstore wants me?
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Handy Sam the Hardware Man.
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Dick! Hold on, Elliot.
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Excuse me, Dick.
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There's a man on the front porch who
would like a room.
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Fine, George, have him come inside.
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He can't come inside.
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He's afraid of hotels.
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What? He says it's a phobia.
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Well, tell him it's not a hotel, it's an
inn.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, Elliot. Tell him I'll
be there.
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Saturday at ten.
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I was just talking to Elliot. He wants
me to do an autographing session.
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That's great, honey. At which bookstore?
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The one that carries most of my books.
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Oh, Handy Sam the Hardware Man.
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Dick, now he says he's afraid of me.
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What?
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Hi.
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I'm, uh, really sorry about this.
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That's okay.
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What's the problem?
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Uh, this man needs a place to stay and
apparently he has this, um, fear of
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hotels.
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Catalamophobia.
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I, uh, wouldn't be in this mess except
that I had a flat tire and I can't get
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fixed till tomorrow. And, uh, the people
at the garage won't let me sleep in my
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car.
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Well, look, this really isn't a hotel.
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It's our home.
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Why don't you think of it as just a big
house?
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Or... Just a big car.
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Think I can give that a try?
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Well, do you want to register?
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Thank you.
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What do you do, Mr.
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Cass?
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I'm a heavy equipment salesman.
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There you go. Room 5, up the stairs on
the right.
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Stairs, huh?
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Look, uh...
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Couldn't I just stay in the lobby? It's
just for one night. I'm sorry, we can't
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really allow that.
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Yeah, I don't think you'd be very
comfortable on the sofa.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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That's velour, isn't it?
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Uh, why don't we put a cot down here in
Dick's study?
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Oh, that'd be great.
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Okay. Stephanie?
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Yes? Would you please bring down some
fresh linen so we can make up a bed in
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study? Could you do it? I'm kind of busy
right now.
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What are you doing?
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I'm drinking a tap.
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Stephanie, get the bedding.
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I'll go get the cot. You're not afraid
of cots, are you?
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I guess we'll find out.
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Well, Mr. Pack, why don't you go on in
and make yourself at home?
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I really appreciate this.
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Well, you might as well give my organs
to science. My life is over.
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Hi, Kirk. Hi, Kirk.
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Doesn't anybody care why I'm upset?
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Do you?
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Why are you upset, Kirk? Oh, no reason,
except apparently Cindy and I aren't as
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close as I thought we were. What
happened? Last night I found out she's
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a whole vacation without me. She's going
to Europe with some friend of hers,
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Idiot Debbie.
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When is she leaving? A year from next
spring.
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And you're upset now? Yes. How could she
plan a vacation without me? I can't
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even plan a day without her. And a year
from now, I figured we'd be even closer.
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But if she's planning this trip, it
means she doesn't think she's going to
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the same way about me as I think I'm
going to feel about her.
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Kirk, I think you're being ridiculous.
Well, it didn't seem ridiculous last
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night with brochures of stupid Italy
spread out in front of me.
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Well, I don't understand what a guest is
doing in a study, but here's the
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bedding. Oh, would you put it in there?
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Sure, why not? I've come this far.
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How are you, Kirk?
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Devastated. I'm not having a good day
either.
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Well, here's the cot.
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I left the stuff on the chair.
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Oh, now that the cot's here, could you
make it up?
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It's so busy down here. Can I talk up in
your bedroom? No. Kirk, it doesn't
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sound like there's anything to talk
about. How can you say that? I'm losing
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Cindy. Kirk...
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Cindy doesn't know how strongly you feel
about her. Well, what am I supposed to
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do? Tell her?
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What's wrong with that?
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What if she doesn't feel the same way
about me?
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Well, you'll never know that if you
don't talk.
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Kirk, how strongly do you feel about
Cindy?
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I can't imagine life without her. Then I
think you should tell her how you feel.
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I think I should do more than that.
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I think it's time I pop the question.
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You're kidding.
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Dick, a year from April, I don't want
Cindy winging daily to sunny Rome with a
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girlfriend. I want her frozen in Vermont
with me.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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You know what I'm going to do? I'm going
to get a reservation at Barney's Friday
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night, buy her a special gift, and give
up the swinging singles life forever.
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Oh, Kirk.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have people
waiting in the cafe, and I think I'm
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going to throw up.
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Alone? Oh, no.
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With Kirk.
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He's in the bathroom.
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This is my date, Marshall Coleman.
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Prima.
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This is my friend, Cindy Parker.
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She's a clown.
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Pleased to meet you. Would you like to
join us for coffee?
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Great. Do you mind? No.
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Waiter? I love table hopping. I used to
do it all the time back home. Until I
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moved here, I don't think I ever
finished a meal with the same people I
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with.
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Two more espressos? Fine.
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Two more espressos. Fine.
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I love your dress.
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Thank you.
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Is that a natural fabric?
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I guess so.
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Oh, there you are.
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Stephanie. Surprise.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, they were on their way out when we
spotted each other, and I asked them to
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join us for coffee. Oh, great. This is
Marshall Coleman.
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Pre -med. Oh, nice to meet you.
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Stephanie, could I speak to you for a
moment?
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Sure.
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I love this.
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Beat it.
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What? Go on, get out of here. Shoot.
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What is the matter with you?
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I want some privacy.
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I'm about to ask Cindy a very important
and personal question.
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What is it? I'm not going to tell you
before I ask her.
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You mean you're going to... Just talking
about the inn.
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We're in stuff.
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Kirk, I had no idea.
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We'll leave. I wouldn't dream of
spoiling your wonderful moment.
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Oh, Kirk, this is just great.
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Oh, we love the inn.
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Everything okay?
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Wonderful. Come on, Marshal, let's go.
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We're leaving?
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Yeah, come on. I'll explain it in the
Porsche.
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Bye -bye.
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Kirk,
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what is going on?
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What do you mean?
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You've been a nervous wreck all evening.
Then Stephanie just left. You're all
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choked up about something.
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Okay, I can explain.
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Excuse me.
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Weren't there some people here who
wanted espressos?
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Yeah. I'm sorry. They had to leave.
Kirk, would you like an espresso?
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No.
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Do you have milk of magnesia?
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No.
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Well, nothing, thank you.
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Look, Cindy, tonight hasn't worked out
exactly as I
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thought it would, but... Here.
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What's this?
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Open it.
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Oh, Kirk, they're beautiful.
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They're earrings.
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I know.
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Thank you.
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But I don't get it. What are these for?
I want to ask you a question.
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And the question is, feel like a movie?
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Well, Mr.
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Loudon, how's everything going?
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Just fine.
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I saw you signing a book. Yeah, that was
about 20 minutes ago.
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How many have you signed?
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Just that one.
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Gee, I'm surprised. I thought there'd be
a lot more people.
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Especially since it's so cheap.
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Maybe I could get one for my father.
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I'll be glad to sign it for you. Let me
think about it.
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Where's the rat point?
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Aisle two near the front.
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I do it.
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I brought you some more books. Thought
you might be getting low.
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Thanks, George.
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Boy, this is exciting.
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Yeah. I love your name on that sign.
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Kind of makes you a celebrity.
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Mind if I watch?
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Well, there's not much to see, George,
but you're welcome to stay. Thanks.
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Oh, this is going to help you sell more
books, huh? That's what they say.
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No one's stopping.
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Well, you know, George, a lot of people
don't feel comfortable coming up to use
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your term of celebrity.
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You know, it really isn't the barbecue
season.
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They did stick me all the way over here
in the corner. You know, there are a lot
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of reasons why I'll never do this again.
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Well, as long as it's quiet, I think
I'll look around the store and see if
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there's anything we need for the inn.
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Wow, it's Dick Loudon, author of Let's
Build a Barbecue.
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George, don't do that. I never thought
I'd meet you.
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Boy, here's a book I sure can use.
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George, don't do this. In fact, I'll
take two. You can't have too many
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barbecues. What a great gift idea!
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Here, I'll take one of those.
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You will? Yeah.
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Fine. What's your name?
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Ralph.
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There you go. And what's this?
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That's my autograph.
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Well, do I get a discount now that it's
all marked up?
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Why don't you take a new one and pay the
cashier? Oh, okay.
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Thanks. Well, it's working.
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George, don't ever do that again.
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Hey, there's Kirk.
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Oh, great.
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Why aren't you at the inn?
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Why, something wrong?
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Yes, I'm miserable and I need to talk to
you. What's the matter? I couldn't ask
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Cindy. Why not?
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I don't know. Every time I went to say
the words, I couldn't get them out of my
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mouth. What are we talking about?
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I think I'm afraid of her answer.
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Well, I mean, that's natural.
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Everyone's afraid of being turned down,
but you just have to think positive and
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hope that she says yes.
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I'm afraid of that, too.
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You're afraid she'll say yes? I'm afraid
of whatever she says, because no matter
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what it is, it's going to change my
life, and that terrifies me. And I don't
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know what to tell you. Me either.
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Dick, I'm faced with the most important
decision of my life.
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What I need is for you to make that
decision for me.
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Are you crazy? I can't do that.
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I mean, if I tell you not to ask her,
you may be passing up the best chance
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happiness you've ever had.
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And if I tell you to ask her and she
says no, then you'll be miserable. Even
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she says yes, you may be miserable. I
mean, I can't win.
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I can live with that.
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Well, I can. I won't do it. Okay, let's
stop being silly.
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Let's just write down ask and don't ask
on slips of paper and draw them out of a
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hat.
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You can't decide your future from a hat.
Fine, then I'll let George decide and
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you're going to have to live with that.
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You're insane. Do you know that? Yes,
that's why I'm here.
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Look, I'm going to bend a rule of mine.
I'm going to make the most important
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decision of your life for you.
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In my opinion, Cindy is the best thing
that ever happened to you. You've become
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a better person since you've known her.
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I think you should ask her.
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You really do? Yes.
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I hope for your sake you're right.
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Are you finished, sir?
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Huh?
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Yes.
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You didn't touch your salad.
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I guess I'm not hungry.
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Well, Kirk, if we're not going to eat
anything, why do we keep coming here?
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Because this is our place.
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And because there's something I have to
ask you.
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Maybe I can make this easy for you.
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I'm really not up for a movie tonight.
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Look.
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Before I ask you, I want you to have
this.
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Another gift?
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Please, just open it.
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Oh, Kirk, what a beautiful pin.
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The man in the jewelry store said it was
the clown from Pagliacci.
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Thank you, but, Kirk, why are you doing
this?
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Cindy, we've been going out for several
months now and I care deeply about you.
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You're always in my thoughts.
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You're always in my heart.
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You're the dearest thing in my life.
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Am I making any sense?
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Good, because my ears are ringing and I
can't hear a thing I'm saying.
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Cindy, when two people feel the way we
do, I think they should be together for
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more than seven nights a week.
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What I'm trying to say is, I love you.
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I love you too, Kirk.
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You do?
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Yes. Well, what I wanted to ask you was,
Cindy Parker, will you live with me?
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Will I live with you? Yeah.
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No. No?
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Yeah.
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I can't believe you said no.
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This is all Dick's fault.
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I'm sorry.
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Sea bass for the lady and steak for the
gentleman. I don't want it. Take it
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back.
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What? I'm not hungry.
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Oh, all right.
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Well, I guess this is it then. It's
over.
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What are you talking about?
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Us. You just said you don't care about
me.
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I just told you I loved you. Why won't
you live with me?
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Because I wouldn't be comfortable with
that. But I can't go on like this. Well,
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it's hard for me, too.
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Then what do we do? Get married? Okay.
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Huh?
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Well, I mean, that's something I'd be
willing to do if it'd be something you'd
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be willing to do.
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Wow.
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Married.
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Cindy and Kirk.
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Parker and Devane. And you wouldn't have
to go on your trip.
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Or if you did, I could go with you as a
relative.
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Waiter, I'll take my dinner now.
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You just said you didn't want your
dinner.
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Well, now I do.
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Well, okay.
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God, marriage.
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You and me, down the aisle, arm in arm,
bowling chain.
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What are we talking here?
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Every day a lifetime, forever and ever
and ever.
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Take it back. I'm not hungry.
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Said you were.
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I think he's changed his mind.
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We're sorry.
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Oh, I see.
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Look, Kirk, we don't have to get
married.
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I mean, what I mean is that you're
having second thoughts. I'm not having
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thoughts. I just needed a second to
think about it. Well, I don't want you
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have to think about it. I mean, either
you want to get married or you don't.
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Well, I do.
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Are you sure?
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This is the best thing that's ever
happened to me.
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Waiter, I'll take my steak now.
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Kirk, I'm so happy.
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Cindy, from now on, we'll always
remember this is our night.
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This will be our table.
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That will be our piano player.
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Whatever he plays next will be...
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And now for our friend south of the
border.
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Cork, it's dark. The door's locked.
Everyone's asleep.
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No problem.
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We shouldn't have wakened you. What is
this? Everybody has school tomorrow?
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Oh, excuse us. We went to bed early. Oh,
exhausted from signing five books?
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I signed seven books. Things picked up
after you left.
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Kirk, what are you doing here? We have
big news.
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Do you want to tell them or should I?
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Oh, it's your idea to wake them up. Why
don't you tell them?
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look at this. Oh, thanks.
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Well, we've got to open some champagne
for this. I'll get some. Well, come on,
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everybody. Let's not stand here. Come
on, sit down.
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Well, tell us everything.
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How he asked you, what exactly he said.
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Well, we were at Barney's and, well, you
know, come to think of it, you never
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really did ask me. I guess you're right.
We were talking about things and it
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just sort of evolved.
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Kirk, don't you think you should ask
her?
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Here's the champagne.
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Wait a minute, George.
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Kirk's just about to make it official.
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Cindy, will you marry me?
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Yes, Kirk, I will.
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