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What are you looking at, George?
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This new lawnmower they came out with.
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I sure can't wait till spring.
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Hello. Hello there.
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Hi. We were just out for a drive and
couldn't resist stopping to see if you
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a room.
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Oh, good.
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How much are your rooms?
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Doubles or 35?
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35. We're not usually this impulsive,
but once in a while we just like to do
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things for the fun of it. Why not?
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It's room three. Enjoy your stay. Thank
you.
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Stephanie, would you show this couple to
room three?
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I haven't cleaned room three yet.
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But we haven't had a guest in room three
in two days.
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Well, why don't you just tell the whole
world?
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Why don't I just put you in another
room? Thank you.
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Follow me.
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Oh, George, um...
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Are you doing anything right now?
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Just waiting for spring.
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I thought maybe you could help me build
a birdhouse.
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Sure, why?
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Oh, there have been a couple birds
chirping outside my study window for the
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couple days, and I thought we could give
them a home.
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Oh, that's nice.
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That's nicer than killing them, which is
what I was going to do if they didn't
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stop chirping.
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I am not mad at you. I'm just saying
it's important to try to keep all the
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clean all the time. Okay, okay.
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What's the matter?
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Joanna's mad at me. I am not. mad at
you. Well, you're irritated.
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I am not.
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Well, whatever you are, you've hurt my
feelings and made me feel terrible.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, as long as you're sorry.
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Good morning, everybody.
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You sure seem in a good mood. I'm in a
fantastic mood, and if you're not too
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busy, I'd love to tell you why. And if
you are, I'll come back another time.
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don't you come back another time?
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You are busy?
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No, but as long as you're giving us a
choice.
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Dick, what is it, Kirk?
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I'm in love.
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Oh. Okay, okay, I realize I've made that
statement before, but this time is
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different. Well, tell us about her.
Where did you meet her? What's she like?
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What was she wearing?
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I met her last night at Barney's
Restaurant.
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Her name is Cindy, and she's incredible.
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We stayed till the place closed. We
talked about everything.
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Politics, books, music, philosophy.
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Do you know she's from Kansas City and
lived there right up until the time she
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moved here?
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That's absolutely incredible.
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That's what I thought.
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I must admit, I've never seen you this
excited.
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I don't think I ever have been.
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I wonder if I really am in love.
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Joanna, you were in love with Dick once.
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How did you know?
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Kirk, I'm still in love with Dick. But
if you're asking how I first knew, well,
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it was a lot of things.
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Not being able to think about anything
but him.
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Not wanting to do anything unless I
could do it with him.
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When you're first in love, life just has
an intensity it's never had before.
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How did you feel, honey?
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Good.
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Just good?
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No, it's still good. I can't find words
to describe it.
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That's exactly how I feel.
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When are you planning to see her again?
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Tonight. I'm taking her to dinner.
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Do you think I can bring her by here to
meet all of you before we go? Sure. We'd
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love to meet her. Great. You know what
else?
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Cindy's the first girl I met I couldn't
lie to. I went through the entire
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evening without telling her I was Warren
Beatty's brother.
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It sounds incredible, but the stupid
truth seems to be working.
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I think that's the first time Kirk's
come over here and not made fun of
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Well, there's nothing like that wild
Russian emotion when you're first in
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Yeah.
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Well, we had a wonderful time. Thank
you.
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This is going to be beautiful.
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Yeah, adding a second story was a great
idea.
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What color do you think we should paint
it?
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Well, we can always paint it white like
the Stratford.
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Uh -huh.
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Well, there's always blue.
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That's true. I like blue.
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You know, George, I think we should
extend the roof here. What do you think?
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kind of had my heart set on blue.
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Well, we can decide on the color when we
finish. The important thing now is
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concentrate on getting it done. Right.
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I remember my dad built me a birdhouse
when I was a kid.
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Everybody in town said it was the best
birdhouse they ever saw.
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I bet it was.
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It was blue.
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Hi, guys. Hi, Kirk. What are you doing?
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Building a birdhouse.
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Oh, what a great idea.
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Did you want something, Kirk?
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Yeah.
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It's three hours to my date with Cindy,
and I'm getting nervous.
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About what?
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Look, I'm going out tonight with the
classiest girl I've ever met in my life.
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don't want to blow it.
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You won't. Just be yourself.
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On second thought, don't be yourself.
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Be who you were last night. I don't
remember who I was last night.
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You told us this morning you were honest
with Cindy.
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I was, but you know what a liar I am.
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Maybe my being honest was a lie. I mean,
I know I was a great guy last night,
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but I also know there are a lot of
things about me people don't like.
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What if those things start leaking out
during the date?
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What do you want us to do? I want you to
help me make sure I don't do any of
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that stuff tonight.
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Tell me everything about me that
repulses people.
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Kirk, your date is in three hours. There
isn't time.
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Dick, I've been decent to you for a half
a day. Give me a break here.
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Look, if I really thought it would help,
I would do it. But you can't change
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your whole personality in three hours.
Sure I can. I've done it in two seconds.
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Come on, help me.
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All right, the main thing is you're
obnoxious.
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Obnoxious?
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Good.
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You're insensitive. You make fun of
people. You criticize people. You make
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people feel stupid. Hold it, speedboat.
I'm trying to write this down.
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You're selfish. You're vain.
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You don't put any meat in your
hamburger.
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Keep going. This is great.
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Basically, I would say that you're a
person who has no character, no morals,
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principles.
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Thank you, Dick.
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You're the best friend a guy ever had.
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Oh, by the way, I'm wearing my gray
slacks with a blue blazer tonight.
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What do you think?
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Fine. Yeah.
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Blue is my favorite color.
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I brought you some wine, too.
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Oh.
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You're half an hour early.
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Actually, it's an hour. I've been
sitting in my car.
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Well, I just got home this second. I
haven't even had time to change.
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Are you okay out there?
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Yeah, perfect.
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What are you doing?
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Just breathing your air.
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How long does it take you to change?
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you mind stopping by my best friend's
place on the way to the restaurant? I
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them to meet you. Oh, I'd love to.
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Oh, I love the unicycle. Can you ride
it?
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Sure.
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I love discovering new things about me.
Cindy, I can't wait anymore. I miss you.
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Come out here.
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Oh, but I'm still in my work clothes. I
don't care.
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Oh, but Kirk, I wanted to look pretty.
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You look pretty in anything.
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Come on.
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I guess it just never came up.
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Why, does it matter?
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No, it doesn't matter. I guess it's just
something I wasn't prepared for, that's
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all. I guess there are a lot of things I
wouldn't be prepared for, and I guess
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you'd have to put clown at the top of
the list.
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Well, now you know.
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Oh, look what you did.
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Thank you, they're beautiful.
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Have you always been a clown?
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Uh, no, not always. I was, um, a kid and
a teenager for a while.
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Although in high school, I must admit I
was voted class clown.
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I see. I take it these are all your
props.
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Mostly, yeah.
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These are my noses. Noses? I make them
myself out of little rubber balls and
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then I paint them. Oh, clever.
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Here, guys.
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Smell these.
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Let me go take my makeup off and then
put my makeup on.
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your friends.
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Well, take all the time you need.
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I just can't believe that after the
longest day of my life, we're finally
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together like this.
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Me either.
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Okay, you and your wife are confirmed
for Saturday.
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You're welcome. Bye -bye.
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How does this look?
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You look fine. That's the second time
you've changed.
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Well, we're meeting Kirk's girlfriend. I
want to look nice.
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What are you going to wear? This.
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Oh!
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That's cute.
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Oh, dear. What a great sport coat.
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Well, we're meeting Kirk's girlfriend. I
want to look nice.
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Maybe I'd better go up and change.
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Guys?
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Too late. Too bad.
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We just stopped by because we wanted
everybody to meet.
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Cindy, this is Dick, Joanne, and
Stephanie.
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Hi. This is Cindy.
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Well, see you later. Wait a minute.
Where are you going? Well, I know you
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are busy, so we'll be on our way. Don't
be silly. We haven't even seen her yet.
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Hi. Hi.
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Come on in. Sit down.
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I guess we can stay for a few minutes.
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I thought I heard voices out here.
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George, this is Cindy. Oh, hello.
Pleased to meet you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, can I get anyone something to
drink?
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Uh, not for me, thanks.
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Oh, we really don't have time. We're
running late, just as it is.
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Where are you going tonight?
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Um, Kirk's taking me to the River Club.
Oh, nice.
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I'm really looking forward to it. I
don't get that many chances to dress up.
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Right.
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What do you do?
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What kind of question is that?
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I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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Um, I'm a clown.
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A clown? Really? You mean like in a
circus?
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Well, no, not exactly. I work at
children's hospitals and, you know,
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parties, stuff like that. I really love
it.
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Oh, that's great.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's shove off.
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Kirk, what are you in such a rush about?
We got all dressed up. Well, Dick and I
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did. And now you're running away before
we've had a chance to talk.
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This is fascinating.
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Earth, would anyone want to be a clown?
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Well, you know what they say. Everybody
loves a clown.
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Can you do somersaults and juggles,
stuff like that? Oh, yeah. Would you do
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something for us? Oh, yeah.
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Hey,
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guys, it's her job. I mean, we're not
asking Dick to write a book or Stephanie
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to clean a room.
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No,
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I think Kirk's probably right. I mean,
if there's anything I hate, it's a pushy
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clown. Anyway, you know, I mean...
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Kirk's got it in his head that I
shouldn't perform, so, you know, maybe I
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shouldn't. Unless he's got something
else in his head. I don't know. Let's
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Oh, I think maybe he does.
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went through getting them in there.
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Well,
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that was fun, but it really is late and
you have to go.
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What time is it?
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Where's my watch?
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You check your ear?
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Oh, well, here. Why don't you use mine?
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That's my watch.
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Oh, wonderful.
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Fabulous.
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You got me started.
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You're sure you have to go?
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nice meeting you. Oh, thank you. It was
great meeting all of you. Yeah, I just
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knew someone as special as Kirk would
have really special friends.
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Enjoy the River Club.
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It's very romantic. It's a great place
to be alone.
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That's just what I'm looking for.
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We'll see you.
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Finished with the birdhouse? Dick,
Joanna's waiting to see it. Just about.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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You know, when I die, I think I'd like
to come back as a bird and live here.
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Well, that's good, George, because a
place this size is going to need a
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handyman.
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Dick, I've got to talk to you.
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About what, Kirk?
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Notice anything?
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You're still here?
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I'll be outside.
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Well, I see you're all soft again.
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I'm sorry. I have a problem.
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What is it?
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Cindy.
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What about Cindy? We thought she was
wonderful. She is wonderful. She's the
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wonderful person I've ever known.
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Up until last night, I thought she was
my dream girl.
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And in walked Bozo.
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You're upset because she's a clown?
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Wouldn't you be?
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You were here the other night. You saw
what happened.
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I mean, even at the restaurant, somebody
asked her to do a trick, so she pulled
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an olive out of my nose.
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It was humiliating.
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Kirk, I really think you're making too
much of this.
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How would you like it if Joanna did that
to you?
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Well, in the first place, I don't think
it would bother me. And in the second
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place, my nose isn't big enough to pull
an owl about it.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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I'm dating Miss Baggy Pants and I'm
living next door to Mr. Funny Pants.
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Look, I need some help here.
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What do you want me to do, Kirk?
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Be a friend. Solve my problem.
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I can't solve your problem because your
problem is you're a jerk.
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I mean, you have a chance with maybe the
only woman in the world who'll put up
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with you. And you're going to blow it
because you can't deal with what she
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You think I don't know that?
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I keep thinking how great my life with
Cindy would be.
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Then I think about people reading the
wedding announcement.
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Kirk Devane and Cindy Parker wed today.
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Groom is a prominent local businessman.
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Bride is a clown.
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I don't think I could live with that,
Dick.
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I don't know what hope there is for you.
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I don't know either.
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Look, you're either going to have to
decide it doesn't matter that much, or
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you're going to lose her.
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I think this is the biggest decision I
ever had to make in my life.
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I think so, too.
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And for advice, I came to the man who's
built the most ludicrous birdhouse on
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the face of the earth.
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Close your eyes.
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see each other, I'm going to have to buy
myself a wine rack.
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Right.
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Oh, I should have asked you before. Do
you like lamb chops?
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Sure. Good.
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I'm going to put the stuffed tomatoes in
the oven. Why don't you just sit down?
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And Sean, afraid of me, really.
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But then I did a couple of somersaults,
you know, and honked my horn a couple of
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times until he laughed out loud.
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It made me feel so good.
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Yeah, I had a great day.
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How was yours?
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What?
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Not as great.
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Listen, Cindy, something came up today
you should know about.
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What? Um...
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Yes, I have to go to this convention.
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Well, I thought you said you ran a cafe.
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I do. It's a cafe convention.
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It's about grills. I don't want to get
too technical.
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It's in Vegas. It's a big deal. They
have it every year. I'll get in a lot of
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trouble if I don't go.
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Anyway, you might not be hearing from me
for a while, so I'm just telling you in
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case you meet anybody and want to get
married.
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Are you trying to tell me that you don't
want to see me anymore?
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Of course not.
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If that's what I was trying to tell you,
I'd be honest and say it.
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Come on, Kirk. I don't believe any of
this.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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The truth.
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Oh, Cindy.
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What? What's the matter?
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Why did you have to be a clown?
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What's wrong with my being a clown?
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Nothing. It's just that I can't deal
with it.
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Oh.
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00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:18,610
Well, that's funny, you know. I just
never thought that anyone would have a
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problem with it.
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No one would but me.
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I'm the only one in the world.
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I just don't see how you can let this
make a difference.
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Do you think I want to be like this? I
like you. I more than like you. I think
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you're the best person I've ever known.
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You just embarrass me to death.
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I can't not be a clown, Kirk.
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I know.
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It's what I've wanted for as long as I
can remember.
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But when you were a little girl, didn't
you ever want to be something normal,
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like a ballerina?
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My father took me to the circus, not the
ballet.
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Come on, what if I asked you to give up
your cafe?
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Say when.
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Oh, now, come on, that's not fair.
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No one has a right to...
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Ask another person to give up something
they love?
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Do they have the right to suggest
alternatives?
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This is okay, Ada. It actually makes me
feel better.
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Kirk.
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Listen.
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I want to make something really very
clear.
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I like you.
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I like you so much.
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I also like being a clown.
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I've studied and I've worked so hard to
become one, and it makes me happy.
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I wish it made you happy, too.
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I'm sorry.
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You're sorrier than I am.
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I guess I better go.
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I'm sorry about dinner, too.
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It's okay.
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00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:37,490
Well?
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So long.
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I don't like you too much.
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But what about being with a clown?
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It's better than being without one.
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Boy, you know, you had me scared there
for a minute.
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I can't believe I've fallen in love with
Clarabelle.
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This calls for a celebration.
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Do you have any champagne?
387
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Yeah, but Kirk, this is like a major
moment in our lives. I think we need
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something even more than champagne, you
know?
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Festive. Like what? Special. I don't
know.
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Oh, what about this? What?
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Could
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I
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have a glass of milk with that?
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