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me in here for a minute?
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Well, I was busy, but that's okay.
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What do you want?
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I have something for you. What?
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Your first paycheck.
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Oh, boy, fantastic.
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Oh, your nails are still wet. Do you
want me to open it for you? No, no,
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okay.
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$437.
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Well, I guess it'll be good for me to
try to get by on this every week.
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Stephanie, That's not a weekly check.
That's a monthly check.
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$437 a month? Well, that's after taxes.
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And, of course, we pay for your room and
all your meals, so that $437 is just
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free and clear to do anything you want.
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Yeah.
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Just trying to think what that could be.
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Joanna? Yes, George? Did you order
something from a sporting goods store?
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Oh, great. Is it here? Yeah. What did
you order? A surprise for Dick.
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Oh, neat.
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Is it?
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Yeah. Here, I'll take this.
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Just put it down over there, will you?
And let me give you something for your
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trouble. Oh, that won't be necessary.
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George, I meant this gentleman.
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Do you want me to get dead? Would you?
Oh, I hope he likes it. Yeah, me too.
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Here, let's scan in front of it so he
won't see it when he first comes out.
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Surprise!
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Oh, wow.
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Do you know what it is?
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Most of a bike.
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It's an exercise bike. I saw it in the
store and I thought it would be perfect
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for your study.
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You can use it when you take a break
from writing.
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You don't like it, do you? No, no. Sure
I do. It'll be perfect in the study.
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Even if I'm not exercising on it, I'll
still get a lot of exercise trying to
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walk around it.
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Hey, whose exercise bike?
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Uh, mine.
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Boy, Marjorie and I had one of these. We
were going to tone up and firm up.
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And then, of course, we broke up.
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Get on it. See how... Oh, it worked.
Yeah, honey, come on. Oh, okay.
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Boy, oh boy, that's, uh... It
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really gets the old blood flowing,
doesn't it?
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I don't understand. Why didn't you just
get a whole bike?
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Well, you can only ride a bike when the
weather's nice.
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You can ride this 24 hours a day, 365
days a year.
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Isn't that great?
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Oh, what a great exercise bike.
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Yours? Yeah, you'll never use it. He
will, too.
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You bought it, right? Oh, what do you
want, Kurt? Okay, listen up, everybody.
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have an announcement to make.
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I'm starting a singles club.
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Really? Yeah, right here at the inn.
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What are you talking about? You're not
having a singles club here. Why not?
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You let the Rotary Club meet here and
the Junior Chamber of Commerce.
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That is true, honey.
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Well, I mean, they're hardly the same
thing. I mean, I know him. When he says
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singles club, he means mud wrestling.
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I think a singles club is a great idea.
It could help all of us.
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Not me.
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Maybe not you, but what about the rest
of us? I'm single. George is single.
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Stephanie is single. Ed's marriage is
guano.
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I'd like to meet some new people. You
know, it's really not a bad thought.
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Kirk, why is it whenever you come up
with an idea, you always come over here
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dump it on me?
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Because you're my best friend?
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I don't want to be your best friend.
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Why are you always so reluctant to help
me?
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You know, speaking from personal
experience, it is hard to meet people in
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town. Yeah. A group like Kirk is talking
about would sure make it easier.
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Yeah. Well, I guess if you feel that
strongly about it, we can try it once.
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Great!
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See, it's not so hard to give, is it,
Dick?
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Okay, we'll have our first meeting
Friday night, 7 o 'clock in the dining
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Oh, Friday night? I can't. I have a
date.
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I thought you were having trouble
getting dates. Not in the evenings.
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Where's Kirk?
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Is he in with the group?
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No, and the meeting was supposed to
start 20 minutes ago. What are they
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Nothing. They're just standing around
like a bunch of penguins staring at each
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other.
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I'm going to call them.
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Hi, Gus.
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Where have you been?
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This is the first meeting of my singles
club. Hey, I'm the host.
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This is potentially a very important
night for me.
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I was gargling.
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Those people have been in there for half
an hour. Why are you so mad at me?
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Because this evening is turning out
exactly the way I knew it would.
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You said it was going to be dignified.
You show up late and then you have
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somebody paint that stupid sign.
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I didn't have anyone make that sign. I
took it out of the window of my car.
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Oh, hi.
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I just came out because some of the
singles were wondering if there's going
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be anything to eat or drink.
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Of course.
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There'll be plenty for everyone.
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Oh, good.
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What have you got to eat or drink?
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I don't know. I'll have to go look in
the kitchen and see.
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We're going to charge you for everything
you use.
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Don't you ever get tired of being angry,
Dick?
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Start your meeting.
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Just think.
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The woman of my dreams may be on the
other side of this door.
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Good. Then the two of you can split the
cost of this.
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I know these people.
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Kirk, there's nothing wrong with anybody
in this room. What were you expecting?
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A bunch of beauty contest winners?
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I have to be honest. That's what I was
hoping for.
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Look, exciting or not, these are decent,
normal people.
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There's not a nickel's worth of
difference between you and anybody in
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Excuse me.
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Do we have the right night for the
single social club?
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How's it going?
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Pretty good for fall.
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How did you hear about tonight?
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Barbershop?
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Just out of curiosity, what were you
doing at the barbershop?
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Daryl here was getting a shave. They do
real nice work, too.
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Show them, Daryl.
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Why don't you guys have a seat?
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The meeting is going to start any
minute, isn't it, Kirk?
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I'll never forgive you for making me go
through with this. Look, this is your
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idea, not mine. Now go up there and
start the meeting.
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Where are you going? I'm going in the
kitchen to add up your tab.
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By the way, did everyone fill out a
little card with his or her name and
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so we can keep you informed of all of
our club activities?
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Okay, good.
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I'm very eager to get to know each and
every one of you, and I know at future
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meetings we're all going to become very
good friends. And with that in mind, I
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think we'll adjourn for now.
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Please leave your cards at the door as
you go out so we can get in touch with
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you.
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Excuse me.
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By some giant stroke of luck, are you
here for the singles club?
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Yes, I am.
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Get in your seats. The meeting's back
on.
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I think the first order of business
should be introductions.
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Hi, I'm Kirk.
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Hi.
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And you're?
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Iris. Iris.
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Iris. That's my favorite name.
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And my favorite part of the eye.
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By the way, you have beautiful eyes.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, Kurt.
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Huh? Do you want the rest of us to
introduce ourselves?
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Sure, do what you want.
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So, have I seen you around town before?
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Actually, I just moved here.
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Well, uh, I guess I'll start.
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What brought you to the boonies?
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I'm an artist. I just wanted to live
someplace more serene.
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I guess I'm mixed. I'm Larry. This is my
brother, Daryl.
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And this is my other brother, Daryl.
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through a divorce and just kind of
auditing.
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I'm Iris Beecham and I'm new in town.
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And I'm looking forward to getting to
know as many people as I can.
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Oh, now that's what I call an
introduction.
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So what do you say? Is it you and me?
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I didn't come here to get picked up. I'm
not trying to pick you up.
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Can't you see I've fallen in love with
you?
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We've become so jaded in this day and
age, we can't profess our feelings.
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I just want to know when I can see you
again.
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You can see me at the next meeting.
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Okay.
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Can I have your attention, please?
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I'm sure at this point we're all asking
ourselves the same question.
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When can we do this again?
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How's tomorrow night for everyone?
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Okay, well, until then, let's adjourn.
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Oh, and people, let's have a theme for
tomorrow, shall we?
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Let's all show up looking as good as we
can.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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Hi. Hi, where are you going? We went to
open a checking account for Stephanie
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with her first paycheck, but kind of got
sidetracked along the way.
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How many did you hit?
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Just one.
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What have you been doing?
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Working. I'm just taking a break.
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Oh.
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I thought maybe you'd be taking a break
on your new exercise bike.
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No, I thought about it, but, you know,
these are kind of nice clothes. I didn't
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want to get them all sweaty.
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You won't be able to use that excuse for
long.
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What are you talking about?
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Joanna bought you sweat.
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Now you don't have to worry about your
nice clothes.
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I was... Is there no end to your
thoughtfulness?
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Hi, guys.
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Kirk, where are you going?
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I've got to get ready for my singles
club meeting.
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That was last night. Tonight, too.
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Hold it.
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What? You didn't say anything to us
about this, Kirk. We've got people
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over for dinner.
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Not in the dining room, you don't.
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It's our dining room.
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Well, what am I supposed to do if I have
a dozen people coming over for a
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meeting? Cancel it.
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Look, you don't understand.
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I met someone last night who I fell
deeply in love with.
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Well, then have it at her dining room.
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Really, Kirk?
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You're in love?
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Yes. What's her name? What's she like?
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Well, her name is Iris.
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She's gorgeous, long hair, hazel eyes,
great skin.
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That's what she looks like. What's she
like? I have no idea.
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Then you're basing all this on how she
looks.
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She looks great.
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Kirk, when are you going to learn
there's more to love than looks? When
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are no more great -looking women?
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Kirk, believe me, I am the last person
in the world to diminish the importance
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of physical beauty.
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I mean... But I think what
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Dick is trying to say is that there are
other things about a person that are
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more important.
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Exactly. Like what?
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Like what?
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Personality, character, depth.
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I can't love someone who isn't
attractive.
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Attractive people are confident. They
love life because life loves them.
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Ugly people are depressed and neurotic.
They hate life because life has no time
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for them.
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It's too busy loving attractive people.
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It's not my fault. This is the way the
universe works.
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I'll give you 50 bucks if you eat in the
kitchen.
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No. Honey, uh...
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What if we let them meet out here in the
lobby?
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Why are you doing this for him? I'm not.
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I'm doing it for the other people in the
club who are not necessarily depressed
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and neurotic.
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You've seen them, haven't you?
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All right, you meet in the lobby, but
this is the last time you meet in the
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ever, and you bring your own food.
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Thank you, Joanna.
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When Iris and I get married, I promise
we'll go away, and Dick won't ever have
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to be kind to anyone again.
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I won't be able to be here because it's
Saturday night, so obviously I have a
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date. But as your friend, I want you to
know that I really hope everything works
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out just the way you want it to between
you and Irene.
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Iris.
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Whatever.
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Well,
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you did it.
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Did what, George?
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This club, it's great. I even met
somebody.
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Who?
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Dave, over there.
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George, the club is for meeting women.
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Well, I'm not too crazy about the women
that showed up, so Dave and I are just
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going to go fishing together.
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Eden.
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Hi, Larry. Hi.
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Slim Pickens.
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Of course, even if the pickings was
good, there's no getting a girl with
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around.
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I guess even when you get older, the
guys still end up hanging out together.
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When did you make these?
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This afternoon.
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Why? They're cold.
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Shouldn't we try to do something to keep
them warm?
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Why don't you put your coat over them?
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Excuse me.
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My woman's here.
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Hi. I was afraid you weren't coming.
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I was painting.
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The important thing is you're here now.
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Mind if I cut in?
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We just started.
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Why don't you try the next dance?
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Okay. Sorry.
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Okay, single.
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We're here to meet new people.
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Let's change partners.
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Shall we?
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Would you mind if we have just one
dance?
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Oh, sure.
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My mistake.
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Would you like to dance?
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Artificial leg.
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What's the deal here? I mean, this is
supposed to be a mixer. Let's mix.
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I'm sorry, would you excuse us for just
a second?
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What is the matter with you? Can I help
it if you're the only one here I want to
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be with? You're very rude.
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All right, I'm a little pushy, okay.
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But look around the room and ask
yourself, which two people have the best
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at good -looking children?
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You're all so arrogant. I'm sorry, I'm
attracted to you.
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Well, I'm not attracted to you.
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Look, I don't like pushy, I don't like
rude, and I don't like arrogant.
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All right.
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I deserve that.
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But I think you should know I'm really
not like this.
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I'm usually a very sensitive person.
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I guess I've been acting this way
because, well, I'm insecure.
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I guess I was pushy because I was
excited about meeting you, and I was
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because I wanted you so much. And what
sounded like arrogance was really just a
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man who knows what he's looking for and
thinks he may have found it.
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I guess what I really don't like is a
guy who thinks he can make it with me by
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spilling his guts.
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Maybe you'd like to go fishing with me
and Dave.
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Can I talk to you?
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What? Talk, you know, talky, talk, talk,
talk.
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We're having dinner.
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Well, I'm having a crisis.
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Which one do we put off?
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I'm sorry, I'm Kirk.
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We're sorry, too.
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Clifford Murphy, this is my wife, Peg.
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Hello. Nice meeting you.
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Kirk is in charge of the singles club
that's meeting in the lobby.
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Oh, yes. When we came in, someone asked
us if we wanted to join.
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Yeah, single people are stupid.
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Dick? Kitchen?
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Kurt, I'm not going off. We're
entertaining our guests.
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Oh, don't mind us.
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Look, you don't understand. She rejected
me. Who did?
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Iris. I came on too strong. I blew it.
324
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Now she's out there dancing with another
man, and I wish I was dead.
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Anyone want more salad?
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I'm sure Cliff and Peg are impressed
with your compassion.
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I loved her.
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You loved her looks. I mean, that's the
only thing you care about. You followed
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Victoria from Montana because you loved
her looks.
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Then it was Leslie. Now it's Violet.
Iris.
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Whatever.
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00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:17,290
Look, I know you don't think I have any
feelings, but I poured my heart out to
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that girl and she rejected me for it.
Kurt, maybe she didn't reject your
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Maybe she's just as shallow as you are
and she rejected your big nose.
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Well, thank you, Dr. Basset Houndface.
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Guys, we're having a nice dinner.
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I didn't mean to insult him. All I'm
trying to say is if you...
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You live by the sword, you die by the
sword. Is that another nose joke?
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Kirk, what I'm trying to say is you can
continue with this obsession about looks
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or you can get past that and give an
ordinary person a chance. Oh, come on.
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00:21:51,670 --> 00:21:54,510
can't tell me you didn't pick Joanna
because of her looks. Not at all.
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Thank you.
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Honey, I don't mean you don't look
great. It's just that that wasn't the
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reason I went out with you. And that's
certainly not why I went out with Dick.
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Are we even now?
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Sorry about all this.
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Yeah, me too. Look, Kirk, you're going
to turn around and leave now. And you're
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going to go out in the lobby, and when
you do, you're going to have to make two
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choices. One is you're going to have to
stop and talk to some nice people, or
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you're going to go home and be alone and
miserable the rest of your life. It is
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up to you.
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But you are going to leave now.
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put this whole thing together.
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Those people are out there because I
invited them.
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I'm their host and I have
responsibilities.
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The only thing left is for me to go out
there and do what I have to do.
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Excuse me.
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Listen, I, uh...
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I lied to you before. I really don't
have an artificial leg.
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And if you still want to dance with me,
I'd be honored.
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I'd love to.
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This is a nice song.
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Yeah.
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You're nice yourself.
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Could I ask, what do you do for a
living?
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I represent this district in the United
States Congress.
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