All language subtitles for newhart_s02e07_lady_the_tramps

What is it, Dick?

Oh, it's just something in the paper
that's funny.

Here, read it.

Short paragraph.

do some repair work in room four.

Oh, okay. I'll have to finish this
later.

Thank goodness those people are checking
out. You mean the Klutz family? I can't

believe it. They broke their water
pitcher, broke the light in the

broke the door jam, and spilled grape
juice on the bedspread. They are

absolutely the clumsiest people I've
ever seen in my life.

Well, we're checking out.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm fine.

about that.

That's okay.

Here, just put that on our bill.

So, what do we owe you?

Let's see. It's $35 for the room and
damages to the room say $40.

Let's figure $75.

Here's $100.

That'll take care of the sink, too.

Thank you very much. Watch your step,
honey.

Let me take your luggage. No, it's okay.
I've got it. Here, let me get the door

for you.

Thank you. You folks have been swell.

Goodbye. Bye -bye. Drive carefully.
Right.

Bye. Bye -bye.

Oh, I hope those people never come back.

Here, this came off your door.

Sorry.

I'll get it. Here, George.

I'd better get my toolbox.

Hello, Stratford Inn.

Yes, she is. May I ask who's calling?

One second.

Stephanie, telephone.

Who is it?

John.

John who?

I don't know. He just said John.

Dear, in the future, could you please
try to get last names?

I'm on my way to the phone, and I don't
know if I'm going to be talking to a

wonderful guy or a tuna.

Sorry. Hi, John.

Oh, John, hi.

Good luck, Dallas.

Thursday night?

I'm looking forward to it. Why?

Oh.

Well, can I ask why you're breaking it?

Oh.

I see.

Uh -huh.

So Thursday night you'll actually be on
your honeymoon.

Well,

listen, I don't want to let you keep me.

Well, have a nice ceremony and...

Crud.

Someone you had a date with is getting
married?

Yes, John Pelham. What's the matter?
John Pelham comes from one of the oldest

families in New England.

He's in the top of his class at
Dartmouth. He has charm, he has wit, he

intelligence, and tomorrow he's going to
have a wife.

Double crud.

Stephanie, you're acting like you've
been jilted. Three minutes ago, you

even sure who this guy was.

Well, now I remember, and now I'm
heartbroken.

You may be disappointed, but I'm sure
John Pelham isn't the only good prospect

at Dartmouth. Well, he is.

Well, you don't know everyone at
Dartmouth. Yes, I do.

Well, I think you're being ridiculous.

Well, I think you're being mean and
insensitive.

Stephanie. You don't understand.

Nobody in this inn understands.

What are you talking about? Nobody in
the whole world understands anything

me. I'm going for a walk, and I don't
care what the wind does to my

Oh, hi, sir.

the rest of them.

Problem?

Stephanie's just a little upset.

Can you believe she did that?

Honey, I'm sure she's just going out to,
you know, cool off. Oh, that should be

easy. It's 28 degrees out there.

Hey, Joanna, have you seen my toolbox?

Excuse me.

Dick, let me just say one word, and if
you're not interested, I'll never

it again.

I'm not interested.

The word is cannons.

Okay, you need more words. All right,
look.

What's the name of my cafe?

The Minuteman. And you live in a
historic inn built in revolutionary

could be more perfect lining the walk
between the Stratford Inn and the

Minuteman Cafe than authentic World War
I German cannons?

What in the world are you talking about?
I'm talking about beautifying our

landscape with a little artillery.

Cannons would attract the curious. Kids
would get a kick out of them. They'd

want to sit on them. We could charge
them for that.

There is only one reason I can think of
I would want a cannon right now. Listen,

if we're interested, Gunther says we've
got to act quickly.

Gunther? What do you say?

I am not buying a cannon.

You can't buy a cannon. You have to buy
six.

I'm not buying a six -pack of cannons.

Okay, look, I'll talk to Gunther. Maybe
he'll let us buy one. One what?

Dick's thinking about buying a cannon.

I really love snow.

It looks so peaceful coming down.

It makes you think everything's right
with the world.

Dick, have you seen Stephanie?

I went to call her for dinner and she's
not in her room.

I'm sure she's around.

I've looked everywhere. I can't find
her.

Did anyone actually see her come back
from her walk? No, but she must have

back. Nobody would be out in weather
like this.

Oh, my God, Dick. What if she's lost?

Now, wait a minute. You know Stephanie.
She was angry and upset. She probably

went shopping.

Her purse is in her room.

Well, then maybe she went for a drive.
No, her car's still out back.

What if she's out in the woods somewhere
and she can't find her way back home?

In a snowstorm, you could lose all sense
of direction.

Well, wait a minute. Don't panic.

I mean, we don't even know that she's
lost. And even if she is, she couldn't

possibly have... Gone very far. You'd be
amazed how far you can go in a short

time. George is right. There's no
telling where she is. Well, even if she

a long way, I mean, she's dressed
warmly. I just hope she has good shoes.

Even if you're dressed warmly, if you
don't have the right shoes... Well, I

can't help worrying, Dick. Snow is a
terrible thing.

We had got to find her. Maybe Lucky
could help track her down.

Good idea, George. Why don't you put him
on a leash while I get something of

Stephanie's for him to sniff?

Dick, you call the police.

What? Hurry, honey.

Honey, I don't think you can report
someone missing when they've only been

three hours. Well, you can ask them to
keep an eye out for her.

Dick, I just spoke to Gunther. He says
he's willing to break up a set and sell

you only three cannons, providing you
don't tell everyone you know.

Kirk, will you please forget about the
cannon? We have other problems.

What's going on? We can't find
Stephanie. Did you look in her room?

You know, we never thought of that.

Of course we looked in her room. I tell
you, she's missing.

Yeah, operator, can I speak to the
constable, please? I grabbed her pocket

Did you reach anybody?

I'm holding for the constable.

Hello, constable.

Yeah, this is Dick Loudon. It's a
Stratford Inn.

I'm calling about our maid.

Well, we think she's lost in the woods.

But I don't want to panic, but to be on
the safe side, would you put out an all

-points bulletin on her?

Well, then, would you keep an eye out
for her?

Yes, Stephanie Vanderkellen, blonde in
her 20s. She was wearing a blue jacket.

She's been gone since this afternoon, so
she may be a little blue herself.

Thank you.

He said he'd do some checking.

in front of my cafe the other day,
digging a hole, and I know he was

for me.

Here, George.

Give him Stephanie's comb.

Oh, okay.

All right, now.

Come on, Lucky. Sniff this and look for
Stephanie. Sniff the comb. No, don't.

Don't, Lucky.

He ate it.

Look, wait a minute. I'm going to get
one of Stephanie's scars.

Here, George. Use this.

Now, you don't eat this.

Sniff. Sniff.

Here, sniff.

Lucky, come on. Let's find Stephanie.

Come on. Come on, Bert. Come where?

You're going to help us find Stephanie.

Not with Cujo, I'm not.

Pardon? This is an emergency.

Okay. But I'm telling you right now, if
that dog gets loose, our friendship is

over.

George, do you mind if I hold the dog?

I hope you don't mind my coming in here.

You're not going to kill me with that
axe, are you?

Oh, no. We were out chopping wood.

What's in the bag?

Nuts. When we chop trees, it scares the
little squirrels. When they come running

out, we feed them nuts.

Oh, that's sweet.

Shovels to hit the squirrels when they
come out to the nuts.

I thought you said you were lost.

Well, I'm not anymore.

Well, I think you better ask yourself
which is worse, getting out there in the

storm and maybe freezing or staying here
with us.

Well, as delightful as that would be, I
really feel I should run the risk of

freezing to death.

Listen, thank you so much for your
hospitality.

Your place is lovely.

Goodbye.

Maybe I'll just stay until the snow lets
up.

Here, drink some of that. It'll cut your
chill.

Maybe later.

You hungry?

Starving.

What's your favorite part of the
squirrel?

Oh, gee, I'm not really a squirrel
person.

I think I'll just have a small green
salad or a plain omelet, whatever's

easiest.

All we got is squirrel.

Thank you.

You know, it's lucky you found us. If
you'd gone deeper into these woods, you

might have run into some people you
might describe as, well, off a beaten

tonight. It's dark and it's snowing. We
almost had one casually already.

Oh, George, how is he? I think he's just
a little tired.

I'd better dry him off before he catches
cold.

I hope that scarf doesn't make him sick.

Why didn't we try to stop her? I feel
like this is our fault.

Look, we just have to believe that we'll
find her and she'll be fine.

Well, I don't know about you two, but I
feel...

really terrible about this.

In fact, I'm going to call Gunther right
now and tell him I don't feel like

haggling anymore.

It's one cannon or nothing.

Excuse me.

Evening, Constable. Hey, when are you
going to take care of those parking

tickets? Check's in the mail.

Hi, Mike Peterson, the constable.

Oh, yes.

Found your missing girl?

No, we were searching out in the woods
for about an hour. Well, I've been doing

some checking myself and no one's seen
her.

Under the circumstances, maybe... we'd
better organize a search party for the

morning. Constable, this girl has never
been in the woods before.

She doesn't know how to take care of
herself. She can't think clearly.

She's a totally helpless human being.

I thought you said she was your maid.

She... she is.

Do we have to wait till morning for a
search party? Now, Mrs. Loudon, take it

easy. People have been known to survive
days at a time in the cold without food,

without shelter, without anything but
the will to live.

When pushed to the limits, you... human
beings can withstand incredible

hardships.

Anyway, I went to Cornell for a year.

I was a KKG.

Kappa Kappa Gamma.

It was fun for a while, but I finally
decided it just wasn't me.

I mean, KKG was me, but Cornell was
the... Fortunately, my parents were

on a cruise at the time, and even though
the Greek Isles are incredibly boring,

I...

Why didn't you tell me about yourself?

Not much to tell. When Daryl here was
sitting, he tried to ride a porcupine.

Something about the awesome power of
nature and the terrible physical

destruction it can wreak.

Anything we can do?

Would you have any moisturizer?

You and your people will take the east
section. We'll take the west and work

toward the middle.

Hey.

Mr. Loudon, you want to come with us?

Yeah. What about you, George?

Roger. Sorry.

We just got the search party put
together. We've been up all night. I

you've been through. Believe me, I
wanted to stay up all night myself, but

figured I could be more of a help with a
good ten hours sleep.

I missed you most of all.

Well, my prayers have been answered.

Listen, constable, since you and your
men are here anyway, why don't you come

over to the Minuteman Cafe for
breakfast?

This will be Dick's and Joanna's way of
saying thank you.

Great! Come on, men. Everybody over to
Kurt's.

This is my brother, Darryl. Yeah, I... I
remember.

I found her cabin in the woods.

Oh, you poor thing. You must have been
scared to death.

I mean, of the snow and the cold and,
you know.

It was horrible. I was afraid I was
going to die.

But they were so kind to me.

I don't know how to thank you guys.

Yes, I do.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I'll give you how worried we were.

You know, you guys may have saved
Stephanie's life. I just wish I could

some way to show you how much we
appreciate it.

A friendly handshake would be enough for
us.

It would.

Stephanie, you're welcome at our house
anytime.

I'll never forget you.

You're probably just saying that, but
thank you anyway.

And thank you again.

You really had us scared.

Do you want to sit down?

Believe me, I don't mean to preach
because I'm just so glad to have you

But I hope this whole experience has
taught you a lesson.

Don't worry.

It has.

When I was lost out there...

So many things kept racing through my
mind. Like why was I lost in the woods

the first place?

Because I was upset over a broken date.

I don't have to be hit over the head. I
realized pretty quickly that God had

made it snow to punish me for my
shallowness.

And then in a clearing, I found that
little cabin and those men.

And I saw how they lived. I saw how they
learned to be happy even without

material possessions.

And that's when I realized what an
incredible...

Tragedy, that was.

What?

I mean, they didn't even have wine
glasses.

And I realized that if I didn't stick to
the things that I believe in, I could

end up like them.

I'm not sure I follow.

Don't you see?

God wasn't punishing me.

And the message was, keep going, Steffi.
You're on the right track.

That's unbelievable.

Isn't it? It's like a miracle.

Well, I'm not sure what to say, except I
guess the important thing is that your

home's safe and sound. No, Joanna.

The important thing is I haven't
changed.

Meow.