All language subtitles for moesha_s06e22_paying_the_piper

GX.

Previously on Moesha. No, you need to
give me your shoes. I said I can't do

that. Step off.

He's out. He's cool.

Why are you torturing yourself? Hakeem's
going to be okay.

Guess I never thought about losing you.

You still love him, don't you?

I appreciate you looking out, man.

Oh, I'll keep you around.

Just remember.

You owe me one, all right?

I got you.

Got you.

Baby. Baby, look.

I know you was thinking about getting a
partner, but you didn't see this coming,

but do you think that's a good idea?

Well, baby, I thought it was until she
fell in love with this place that we

cannot afford.

I mean, plus she's been really moody
lately.

Get left, get left, get left, right,
left.

What? Moody? Don't you mean psycho?

What are y 'all doing?

Nancy's training me. Did I tell you you
was up?

She figures walking up down the stairs
is going to get me in shape for my

backpacking trip across Alaska.

Across Alaska?

Girl, you can't even make it across the
room.

This bag is way too heavy.

I think I got a couple bricks.

Oh, of course, go ahead.

Just don't come crawling back to me when
you die on a glacier.

Oh, Alicia, aren't you a tad bit
overdressed for packing?

Oh, please, I can wait.

I have a dinner date with Eric.

I should be able to solidify my summer
trip to Europe by the end of appetizers,

and then, unlike Heidi here, I will be
staying in five -star hotels, dining in

fine restaurants, and shopping in
boutiques with names that you can't even

pronounce, okay?

Oh, yeah?

And what does Eric get?

The bill, silly.

She's such a gold digger. You know, yep,
and you're a gold bricker. Now move it!

on these serious medications.

That looks like I need to move back
home.

What? Back with your dad and Dorian with
all that arguing? Baby, you don't need

that kind of tension.

But those are my only two choices.

Well, how about a third?

Moving in with me.

With you and Jerome? Boy, please, you're
tripping. No, no, no.

Baby, listen, that's just it. Listen,
Jerome is moving out.

Yeah, he got accepted into clown camp in
Orlando.

Clown camp?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been on the wait
list since he was 13.

Yeah, but anyway, baby, listen. He moves
out in a week, okay?

Now, if I don't find somebody to pay his
end of the rent for the summer, I'm

gonna lose the apartment.

Well, if all you need is a roommate,
then you should have let Dorian stay.

No, baby, listen, listen to that.

You know it's not all about the rent.

It's about us, okay?

Now, just think how great it'll be.

We get to go to sleep together.

We get to wake up together.

And we...

Oh, boy.

You know I'm not that flexible.

Yes, you are.

Yeah, I know. I have been taking my
yoga.

Hey, Mouse, wipe your feet at the door,
man, because now you're entering into D

-Money's world.

Hey, was that a picture of Jermaine
Dupri over there?

Yep. Hey, I told you, Mouse, everybody
rolls through here, man.

Nelly. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Wu -Tang,
Lou Ross.

Man, I cannot believe my big brother's a
record producer. Yeah, well, believe

it, because I'm about to blow up like
Nitro.

That's real.

So that means you can put me down, huh?

I said blow up, not blow it.

Hey, don't touch that, Miles. That board
is state -of -the -art, man.

It handles over 72 channels of audio.

and can process the most complex
instructions in nanoseconds.

Right, right?

D -Money.

What's up?

Word on the street is you killing them,
yo.

Dang, Lamont, you said you was taking me
shopping.

Ain't nothing Gucci in here.

Yo, Don, chill out.

Trying to politic my man here.

Yo, D -Money.

This is my girl, Diamond.

What's up? How you doing?

Hey, this is my little brother, Mouse.

What up, dog?

Hey, are you a producer or something?

Nah.

I'm a friend of D Money's.

Saved his life once.

When?

Well, it was, like... That's a story for
another time.

But, uh, why don't you give me and my
man a little privacy, all right?

All right. Hey, yo, D, can I get my
floor on in a minute? Yeah, go ahead,

All right. You too.

What? I know you are not trying to
dismiss me.

No, no.

I just need a few minutes.

Then I'll take you shopping.

Okay, Lamont.

All right.

Okay. Have it your way, but when we get
to Rodeo Drive, it's going to be my way.

So, the money.

Heard you busting out some tight tracks
have been in you.

Tight enough to land me a record deal.

I heard.

Definitely a play in the game now. And
when there's what city hits the streets,

I'm gonna be clocking major figures.

Yeah, I knew you had it in you, dog.
From the first moment I saw you working

your rhymes down at the jail.

Hey, what can I say, man?

Well, uh, you can say, um, welcome to
the game, partner.

Excuse me?

Look, I saved your butt in lockup. You
owe me.

I'm here to collect and I want half of
your group.

Look, I appreciate what you did for me,
man, but I'm not looking for no partner.

So that's your answer?

You understand, right?

You owe D -Money.

I understand, dog.

I understand.

Hey.

Yo, Diamond.

We out.

Oh, baby, I like this studio thing.
Please let me cut a demo. I could be a

Quit dreaming, baby.

Well, bring it on.

Well, obviously you don't understand the
heartbreak of cheerleading.

Is the movie over?

Are the credits rolling?

Julie?

I'm so tired.

I haven't even left yet and I already
feel jet lagged. Okay, who ate all the

mayonnaise? You did.

Well, it's a good thing we have peanut
butter.

Peanut butter and turkey sandwich?

High protein.

Plus, I need a little snack to tide me
over until my dinner date.

Well, you've been having a lot of those
little snacks lately.

You better watch out before you get
chunky.

Oh, don't hate me, see.

God made these curves on purpose.

But you're making them fat by mistake.

Can y 'all keep a secret?

Oh, you got a secret mode, girl. You can
tell me you know I can keep a secret.

asked me to move in with him this
summer.

Oh, that is too bad.

Yeah, because, you know, we got the
little apartment in Ladera Heights with

marble fireplace and the jacuzzi. And
the $1 ,400 rent.

Come on, Nisa, you don't even have a
summer job to pay for.

Almost. Well, almost doesn't count, boo.

Come on, Mo. Call Hakeem and just tell
him no.

Please, Mo, come on. I can't go back
home and share a bed with my grandma,

She make the whole room smell like
cabbage.

Ben and Jerry.

Very funny, Moesha.

Why did everybody stop talking when I
walked in the room?

Brenda.

Because we didn't want you to hear what
we were talking about.

Let me see.

Okay, okay. Hakeem asked Moesha to move
in with him. Thank you, Miss. I can keep

a secret. I can.

In that part of town? Now, you said no,
of course.

And I know it's a big step, but Hakeem
is in a tight spot.

He needs somebody to help him pay rent
over the summer.

Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

Hakeem wants you to live with him and
pay rent.

Where do you find these sorry men? Come
on. I mean, Alicia's right. Don't do it.

You and Hakeem have only been back
together for a couple weeks.

Yeah, Niecy, but I've known him all of
my life.

Next time I feel like it's right.

Then do it.

He'd follow your heart. Well, I did that
once with Q, and look what that got me.

Shoot, they got you a pretty decent
starter ring that you should have never

given back.

Look, Mom, I'm your best friend, right?

Right. Okay, so I wouldn't steer you
wrong. I mean, this is an important step

your life, okay? In a decision like
this, it can't be made lightly.

You're right. Mm -hmm. Do you love
Hakeem? Of course I do.

Well, then throw fear aside, okay, and
move in with him.

That's what I would do.

That is lunacy.

My goodness, I bet there's not even a
doorman at that... Dumb.

You need amenities when you have love.
Yeah.

Okay, my boyfriend and I are going to be
spending the entire summer sleeping on

the naked earth, under the stars,
surrounded by God's creatures.

Mm -hmm. Well, so will Mo, if she moves
in with that king.

Here you are.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Oh, gee, Miss Mitchell, those sure are
lovely shoes that you're wearing.

Why, thank you.

Charles Jordan props?

Why, yes, they are.

How'd you know?

Let's just say I love shoes.

Uh, thank you, Mrs. Mitchell. We really
appreciate, you know, you letting us

wait for Dorian. Well, Dorian's friends
are always welcome.

Your hospitality is overwhelming.

So, uh, Norman.

That's Big Norm.

Sir.

Big norms.

You fellas in the music business?

No, Dad.

I already asked them.

They're nobodies.

Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, they're nobody
important.

I have to apologize for my time.

It's okay, Mr. Mitchell. Kids today,
they only respect rappers and

you know. How right you are.

It's all about that glitz.

And that, uh, bling bling thing.

See, I try to get my kids to see that
the media only shows you the success

stories, but they never tell you about
the millions that never make it. That's

why my mom's always told me, stay in
school.

Smart woman.

Education's very important.

Indubitably.

I can't take it anymore. I'm going to my
room.

Oh, well, here comes Dorian now.

Lamont. Big Norm.

What are you guys doing here?

Well, we were rolling through, so we
figured we'd stop in and say hello.

Hello, Dorian.

Well, I guess that's our cue, D.

It was a pleasure to meet you two
gentlemen.

It was nice meeting you too, sir. And
thank you for the cookies, Mrs.

Well, you're welcome, Lamont.

Big Norm.

Look, I just can't be dropping by here
like this.

I think this visit proves otherwise.

Yeah, otherwise.

What do you want?

I just wanted to see if you gave my
proposal any more thought.

Look, man, I thought we settled this,
man.

Look, I don't see how I can give up half
of my group.

Now, maybe a couple months down the
line, I might have a few more acts.

Look, let me lay it out for you.

I want...

Half of what?

What? Yeah.

What?

Half.

Man, y 'all tripping, man. I'm not
giving up half of my group.

Man, come on, man.

Come on. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Chill, chill,
chill. Not here, not here. What's wrong

with you, man?

Look, I gave you a chance to give it, so
I guess I'm just going to have to take

it. Yeah.

Take it.

Dinner is served.

Baby, honestly, I'm not hungry.

What? Why, why? Something wrong?

Yeah. What? You can't cook.

You still think I can't cook?

Well, not in the kitchen.

We'll see about that.

Hey, hey, hey, come on, man. I got to
eat on that table for another week.

Hey, John.

What's up, boy? Oh,

hey, that box came for you in the mail.

Great, man. This is my orientation
package from Camp Chuckle.

Do you mind if this is my bedroom?

Well, right now, this is my kitchen.

Hey, baby, Jerome really takes that
clown stuff seriously, huh? Yeah, yeah,

does. You should have seen how excited
he was when he got the letter.

You know, baby, I'm gonna really miss
him.

Unless you move in here with me and help
me fill this big, empty space.

Baby, I'm still thinking about it. You
move in with the brother, he needs you.

Shoot, I need you.

Hey.

I'm telling you now, man, we got to keep
this apartment. It's a matter of life

and death. Come on, Jerome. This
apartment is not all of that.

Losing it would not be the end of the
world. It would be the end of my world

with Niecy.

Aw, that's so sweet. But what does that
have to do with me moving in?

Because if you move in, I know that
Niecy will visit. That way she won't

about Romy Love this summer.

Oh, don't worry, Romy Love. You are
pretty unforgettable.

Oh, well, thanks, Mo. You're welcome,
Bozo.

You ought to slow down, Mo.

I have to put in a whole lot of work
before I can call myself Bozo.

I think I'll go travel in my giant
shoes.

So, baby, are you going to move in with
me?

There was a lot for me to consider.

I mean, baby, we're not just kids
playing house. That's a big step.

My dad thinks I'm coming back home.

Oh, oh, okay, I get it now. That's the
problem. You're scared of your father.

No, I'm not. Okay, look, I'm going to
talk to your dad tonight.

Oh, really? Yes. You're going to talk to
my dad? Yes. Only if you tell your mom

first. Oh, no, she'll kill us both.

All right, thank you.

Look, if you do see Miles, just tell him
to call home immediately.

Yeah, thanks.

I'm worried, Frank. No, no, no, don't
be, Dee. The boy just probably lost

of time.

He missed dinner.

He'd sooner be grounded for a week.

Yeah, well, he's about to get his wish.

You don't think he's somewhere with
Dorian, do you?

Well, if he is, they're both grounded.

Oh, Frank.

Miles!

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but it's
just me.

Oh, sorry, Dorian. It's just that we
haven't seen Miles.

Have you seen him?

Oh, have you checked the playground?

I think he was playing on playing ball
this afternoon.

That's probably where he is. I'll just
go get him. And if he's not there, then

he's probably at the arcade.

I'm on it.

Is there anything I could do? No, no,
no, son. You stay here. If Miles gets

before we do, tell him don't plan
anything for the summer. But pinch me

And phone me next.

Lisa, can you give me some help? Okay.

Lisa, your face is way too small for
that much air.

Come on, okay? This is heavy.

I'm tired.

Well, I thought Lisa's little boyfriend
was going to help you move.

First of all, Jerome is not my
boyfriend, okay? Why does everybody keep

him my boyfriend when I have told y 'all
a million times he is not my boyfriend?

They see him!

What?

Get off me!

Hey, this place looks empty.

I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

I'm not going to miss any of you that
much.

Dang, I'm going to miss this place, y
'all.

Me too, man. This is where me and my
niecey first started.

I mean, if there was something to start,
right?

Oh, man, this is where my boy ignored me
for a whole evening.

And this is where she slapped me for the
first time.

Oh, and this is where she threatened me
with a butcher knife.

Oh, yo.

touching. He's just a hopeless romantic.
No, he's a brainless idiot.

Chuckie, Chuckie, look what I found in
the trash.

A pregnancy test.

Man, now what were you doing in the
trash?

I was going through it.

Yeah, but that's not what is important.
What is important is somebody in this

room is pregnant.

What are you doing here?

Lamont wants to know if you're ready to
cut him in.

Hey, look, girl, I don't have time for
this, man. My little brother is missing.

Oh, you mean little Mal?

I just might know where he is.

You do?

Where is he?

He's with his other shoe.

You have Mal's? Ah, ah, ah, ah.

No touchy the Versace.

Now, where's my little brother?

He's where he is, and if you want the
Cosby family back together again, you'll

break Lamar off a piece of what? Your
felony?

For a little guy, he sure got big feet.

Yo, Mo.

Yo, it's Dorian. Yo, Mo, pick up.

Hey, pick up right now.

Thank God y 'all here.

Dorian, where's Daddy? We have something
we need to talk to him about. Yeah,

look, something very, very important.
Look, I need y 'all help right now.

I'm in really big trouble.

Dorian, what have you done now?

Miles has been kidnapped.

If Lizzie thinks Mom and Dad are tough
bosses... I want to raise him, I allow

it. No. Well, she gets her first real
job.

I need a clean spoon.

I've had all I can stand and I can't
stand no more.

Lizzie McGuire. Today at 5 .30 Eastern.