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Previously on Moesha. No, you need to give me your shoes. I said I can't do

that. Step off.

He's out. He's cool.

Why are you torturing yourself? Hakeem's going to be okay.

Guess I never thought about losing you.

You still love him, don't you?

I appreciate you looking out, man.

Oh, I'll keep you around.

Just remember.

You owe me one, all right?

I got you.

Got you.

Baby. Baby, look.

I know you was thinking about getting a partner, but you didn't see this coming,

but do you think that's a good idea?

Well, baby, I thought it was until she fell in love with this place that we

cannot afford.

I mean, plus she's been really moody lately.

Get left, get left, get left, right, left.

What? Moody? Don't you mean psycho?

What are y 'all doing?

Nancy's training me. Did I tell you you was up?

She figures walking up down the stairs is going to get me in shape for my

backpacking trip across Alaska.

Across Alaska?

Girl, you can't even make it across the room.

This bag is way too heavy.

I think I got a couple bricks.

Oh, of course, go ahead.

Just don't come crawling back to me when you die on a glacier.

Oh, Alicia, aren't you a tad bit overdressed for packing?

Oh, please, I can wait.

I have a dinner date with Eric.

I should be able to solidify my summer trip to Europe by the end of appetizers,

and then, unlike Heidi here, I will be staying in five -star hotels, dining in

fine restaurants, and shopping in boutiques with names that you can't even

pronounce, okay?

Oh, yeah?

And what does Eric get?

The bill, silly.

She's such a gold digger. You know, yep, and you're a gold bricker. Now move it!

on these serious medications.

That looks like I need to move back home.

What? Back with your dad and Dorian with all that arguing? Baby, you don't need

that kind of tension.

But those are my only two choices.

Well, how about a third?

Moving in with me.

With you and Jerome? Boy, please, you're tripping. No, no, no.

Baby, listen, that's just it. Listen, Jerome is moving out.

Yeah, he got accepted into clown camp in Orlando.

Clown camp?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been on the wait list since he was 13.

Yeah, but anyway, baby, listen. He moves out in a week, okay?

Now, if I don't find somebody to pay his end of the rent for the summer, I'm

gonna lose the apartment.

Well, if all you need is a roommate, then you should have let Dorian stay.

No, baby, listen, listen to that.

You know it's not all about the rent.

It's about us, okay?

Now, just think how great it'll be.

We get to go to sleep together.

We get to wake up together.

And we...

Oh, boy.

You know I'm not that flexible.

Yes, you are.

Yeah, I know. I have been taking my yoga.

Hey, Mouse, wipe your feet at the door, man, because now you're entering into D

-Money's world.

Hey, was that a picture of Jermaine Dupri over there?

Yep. Hey, I told you, Mouse, everybody rolls through here, man.

Nelly. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Wu -Tang, Lou Ross.

Man, I cannot believe my big brother's a record producer. Yeah, well, believe

it, because I'm about to blow up like Nitro.

That's real.

So that means you can put me down, huh?

I said blow up, not blow it.

Hey, don't touch that, Miles. That board is state -of -the -art, man.

It handles over 72 channels of audio.

and can process the most complex instructions in nanoseconds.

Right, right?

D -Money.

What's up?

Word on the street is you killing them, yo.

Dang, Lamont, you said you was taking me shopping.

Ain't nothing Gucci in here.

Yo, Don, chill out.

Trying to politic my man here.

Yo, D -Money.

This is my girl, Diamond.

What's up? How you doing?

Hey, this is my little brother, Mouse.

What up, dog?

Hey, are you a producer or something?

Nah.

I'm a friend of D Money's.

Saved his life once.

When?

Well, it was, like... That's a story for another time.

But, uh, why don't you give me and my man a little privacy, all right?

All right. Hey, yo, D, can I get my floor on in a minute? Yeah, go ahead,

All right. You too.

What? I know you are not trying to dismiss me.

No, no.

I just need a few minutes.

Then I'll take you shopping.

Okay, Lamont.

All right.

Okay. Have it your way, but when we get to Rodeo Drive, it's going to be my way.

So, the money.

Heard you busting out some tight tracks have been in you.

Tight enough to land me a record deal.

I heard.

Definitely a play in the game now. And when there's what city hits the streets,

I'm gonna be clocking major figures.

Yeah, I knew you had it in you, dog. From the first moment I saw you working

your rhymes down at the jail.

Hey, what can I say, man?

Well, uh, you can say, um, welcome to the game, partner.

Excuse me?

Look, I saved your butt in lockup. You owe me.

I'm here to collect and I want half of your group.

Look, I appreciate what you did for me, man, but I'm not looking for no partner.

So that's your answer?

You understand, right?

You owe D -Money.

I understand, dog.

I understand.

Hey.

Yo, Diamond.

We out.

Oh, baby, I like this studio thing. Please let me cut a demo. I could be a

Quit dreaming, baby.

Well, bring it on.

Well, obviously you don't understand the heartbreak of cheerleading.

Is the movie over?

Are the credits rolling?

Julie?

I'm so tired.

I haven't even left yet and I already feel jet lagged. Okay, who ate all the

mayonnaise? You did.

Well, it's a good thing we have peanut butter.

Peanut butter and turkey sandwich?

High protein.

Plus, I need a little snack to tide me over until my dinner date.

Well, you've been having a lot of those little snacks lately.

You better watch out before you get chunky.

Oh, don't hate me, see.

God made these curves on purpose.

But you're making them fat by mistake.

Can y 'all keep a secret?

Oh, you got a secret mode, girl. You can tell me you know I can keep a secret.

asked me to move in with him this summer.

Oh, that is too bad.

Yeah, because, you know, we got the little apartment in Ladera Heights with

marble fireplace and the jacuzzi. And the $1 ,400 rent.

Come on, Nisa, you don't even have a summer job to pay for.

Almost. Well, almost doesn't count, boo.

Come on, Mo. Call Hakeem and just tell him no.

Please, Mo, come on. I can't go back home and share a bed with my grandma,

She make the whole room smell like cabbage.

Ben and Jerry.

Very funny, Moesha.

Why did everybody stop talking when I walked in the room?

Brenda.

Because we didn't want you to hear what we were talking about.

Let me see.

Okay, okay. Hakeem asked Moesha to move in with him. Thank you, Miss. I can keep

a secret. I can.

In that part of town? Now, you said no, of course.

And I know it's a big step, but Hakeem is in a tight spot.

He needs somebody to help him pay rent over the summer.

Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

Hakeem wants you to live with him and pay rent.

Where do you find these sorry men? Come on. I mean, Alicia's right. Don't do it.

You and Hakeem have only been back together for a couple weeks.

Yeah, Niecy, but I've known him all of my life.

Next time I feel like it's right.

Then do it.

He'd follow your heart. Well, I did that once with Q, and look what that got me.

Shoot, they got you a pretty decent starter ring that you should have never

given back.

Look, Mom, I'm your best friend, right?

Right. Okay, so I wouldn't steer you wrong. I mean, this is an important step

your life, okay? In a decision like this, it can't be made lightly.

You're right. Mm -hmm. Do you love Hakeem? Of course I do.

Well, then throw fear aside, okay, and move in with him.

That's what I would do.

That is lunacy.

My goodness, I bet there's not even a doorman at that... Dumb.

You need amenities when you have love. Yeah.

Okay, my boyfriend and I are going to be spending the entire summer sleeping on

the naked earth, under the stars, surrounded by God's creatures.

Mm -hmm. Well, so will Mo, if she moves in with that king.

Here you are.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Oh, gee, Miss Mitchell, those sure are lovely shoes that you're wearing.

Why, thank you.

Charles Jordan props?

Why, yes, they are.

How'd you know?

Let's just say I love shoes.

Uh, thank you, Mrs. Mitchell. We really appreciate, you know, you letting us

wait for Dorian. Well, Dorian's friends are always welcome.

Your hospitality is overwhelming.

So, uh, Norman.

That's Big Norm.

Sir.

Big norms.

You fellas in the music business?

No, Dad.

I already asked them.

They're nobodies.

Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, they're nobody important.

I have to apologize for my time.

It's okay, Mr. Mitchell. Kids today, they only respect rappers and

you know. How right you are.

It's all about that glitz.

And that, uh, bling bling thing.

See, I try to get my kids to see that the media only shows you the success

stories, but they never tell you about the millions that never make it. That's

why my mom's always told me, stay in school.

Smart woman.

Education's very important.

Indubitably.

I can't take it anymore. I'm going to my room.

Oh, well, here comes Dorian now.

Lamont. Big Norm.

What are you guys doing here?

Well, we were rolling through, so we figured we'd stop in and say hello.

Hello, Dorian.

Well, I guess that's our cue, D.

It was a pleasure to meet you two gentlemen.

It was nice meeting you too, sir. And thank you for the cookies, Mrs.

Well, you're welcome, Lamont.

Big Norm.

Look, I just can't be dropping by here like this.

I think this visit proves otherwise.

Yeah, otherwise.

What do you want?

I just wanted to see if you gave my proposal any more thought.

Look, man, I thought we settled this, man.

Look, I don't see how I can give up half of my group.

Now, maybe a couple months down the line, I might have a few more acts.

Look, let me lay it out for you.

I want...

Half of what?

What? Yeah.

What?

Half.

Man, y 'all tripping, man. I'm not giving up half of my group.

Man, come on, man.

Come on. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Chill, chill, chill. Not here, not here. What's wrong

with you, man?

Look, I gave you a chance to give it, so I guess I'm just going to have to take

it. Yeah.

Take it.

Dinner is served.

Baby, honestly, I'm not hungry.

What? Why, why? Something wrong?

Yeah. What? You can't cook.

You still think I can't cook?

Well, not in the kitchen.

We'll see about that.

Hey, hey, hey, come on, man. I got to eat on that table for another week.

Hey, John.

What's up, boy? Oh,

hey, that box came for you in the mail.

Great, man. This is my orientation package from Camp Chuckle.

Do you mind if this is my bedroom?

Well, right now, this is my kitchen.

Hey, baby, Jerome really takes that clown stuff seriously, huh? Yeah, yeah,

does. You should have seen how excited he was when he got the letter.

You know, baby, I'm gonna really miss him.

Unless you move in here with me and help me fill this big, empty space.

Baby, I'm still thinking about it. You move in with the brother, he needs you.

Shoot, I need you.

Hey.

I'm telling you now, man, we got to keep this apartment. It's a matter of life

and death. Come on, Jerome. This apartment is not all of that.

Losing it would not be the end of the world. It would be the end of my world

with Niecy.

Aw, that's so sweet. But what does that have to do with me moving in?

Because if you move in, I know that Niecy will visit. That way she won't

about Romy Love this summer.

Oh, don't worry, Romy Love. You are pretty unforgettable.

Oh, well, thanks, Mo. You're welcome, Bozo.

You ought to slow down, Mo.

I have to put in a whole lot of work before I can call myself Bozo.

I think I'll go travel in my giant shoes.

So, baby, are you going to move in with me?

There was a lot for me to consider.

I mean, baby, we're not just kids playing house. That's a big step.

My dad thinks I'm coming back home.

Oh, oh, okay, I get it now. That's the problem. You're scared of your father.

No, I'm not. Okay, look, I'm going to talk to your dad tonight.

Oh, really? Yes. You're going to talk to my dad? Yes. Only if you tell your mom

first. Oh, no, she'll kill us both.

All right, thank you.

Look, if you do see Miles, just tell him to call home immediately.

Yeah, thanks.

I'm worried, Frank. No, no, no, don't be, Dee. The boy just probably lost

of time.

He missed dinner.

He'd sooner be grounded for a week.

Yeah, well, he's about to get his wish.

You don't think he's somewhere with Dorian, do you?

Well, if he is, they're both grounded.

Oh, Frank.

Miles!

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but it's just me.

Oh, sorry, Dorian. It's just that we haven't seen Miles.

Have you seen him?

Oh, have you checked the playground?

I think he was playing on playing ball this afternoon.

That's probably where he is. I'll just go get him. And if he's not there, then

he's probably at the arcade.

I'm on it.

Is there anything I could do? No, no, no, son. You stay here. If Miles gets

before we do, tell him don't plan anything for the summer. But pinch me

And phone me next.

Lisa, can you give me some help? Okay.

Lisa, your face is way too small for that much air.

Come on, okay? This is heavy.

I'm tired.

Well, I thought Lisa's little boyfriend was going to help you move.

First of all, Jerome is not my boyfriend, okay? Why does everybody keep

him my boyfriend when I have told y 'all a million times he is not my boyfriend?

They see him!

What?

Get off me!

Hey, this place looks empty.

I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

I'm not going to miss any of you that much.

Dang, I'm going to miss this place, y 'all.

Me too, man. This is where me and my niecey first started.

I mean, if there was something to start, right?

Oh, man, this is where my boy ignored me for a whole evening.

And this is where she slapped me for the first time.

Oh, and this is where she threatened me with a butcher knife.

Oh, yo.

touching. He's just a hopeless romantic. No, he's a brainless idiot.

Chuckie, Chuckie, look what I found in the trash.

A pregnancy test.

Man, now what were you doing in the trash?

I was going through it.

Yeah, but that's not what is important. What is important is somebody in this

room is pregnant.

What are you doing here?

Lamont wants to know if you're ready to cut him in.

Hey, look, girl, I don't have time for this, man. My little brother is missing.

Oh, you mean little Mal?

I just might know where he is.

You do?

Where is he?

He's with his other shoe.

You have Mal's? Ah, ah, ah, ah.

No touchy the Versace.

Now, where's my little brother?

He's where he is, and if you want the Cosby family back together again, you'll

break Lamar off a piece of what? Your felony?

For a little guy, he sure got big feet.

Yo, Mo.

Yo, it's Dorian. Yo, Mo, pick up.

Hey, pick up right now.

Thank God y 'all here.

Dorian, where's Daddy? We have something we need to talk to him about. Yeah,

look, something very, very important. Look, I need y 'all help right now.

I'm in really big trouble.

Dorian, what have you done now?

Miles has been kidnapped.

If Lizzie thinks Mom and Dad are tough bosses... I want to raise him, I allow

it. No. Well, she gets her first real job.

I need a clean spoon.

I've had all I can stand and I can't stand no more.

Lizzie McGuire. Today at 5 .30 Eastern.