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Hey. Ooh, them is tight.
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What you reading, Uncle Frank?
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Your face.
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And it tells me you want something.
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All right, all right. You got me.
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All right, Dorn. What do you need?
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My own apartment.
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But I settled for permission to take
care of Mr. Joy's puppy this weekend.
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headed out to San Diego to go kick it
with his girlfriend.
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Girlfriend? Well, what about his wife?
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Oh, she's going, too. I guess they wild
like that.
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So can I keep the dog for him? Look,
Dorian, caring for a pet is like caring
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a child, son. Trust me, it's a whole lot
of work.
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I love you too, Dad.
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Come on, Uncle Frank, Frisky is well
trained.
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Yeah, but you're not.
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You're probably going to have me walking
him and feeding him and cleaning up
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after him. And you won't have to lift a
finger. I'm more worried about him
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lifting his leg.
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I'll only be taking care of Frisky for a
couple days. No, I don't think so.
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But Mr. Jones needs my help. Well, I'm
sorry, Dorian, but Mr. Jones is going to
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have to make other arrangements.
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And he's taking me down 200 bucks, so
you won't even have to buy me those Air
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Jordans. Oh, well, in that case, keep
them off the furniture out of the living
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room and out of my way.
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I realize my best friend's always on my
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mind. You're gonna be down, come on.
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Gotta do what I gotta do.
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It's such a good way to study, okay?
Because I'm getting so much out of it.
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Well, Niecy, we all could if you could
just be quiet for a minute.
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Am I talking a lot? Okay, I'm sorry, you
guys. My lips are sealed. I am silent,
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quiet, mute, speechless, honey. I have
nothing else to... Niecy.
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Okay.
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But, Akeem, you're going to cover
Chapter 7 on... Oh, I know, the
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basis of behavior.
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Well, thank you, Energizer Bunny.
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At least she talk all she wants, just
like watching her lips move.
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Your eyes must be pretty tired, because
she hasn't shut up since we got here.
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Guys, I'm so sorry. I just have so much
energy.
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We know. What do you want, drugs?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Oh, well, not drugs, drugs, Mo.
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Vitamins. Yeah, see, I've been taking
them to boost my energy.
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Oh, how came? Did I cut you off? You
were saying something.
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Who knows? I got so caught up with your
babbling, I lost my thought.
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Oh, no, no, no. You didn't lose it.
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He probably just got real lonely and
left.
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Anyway, according to this, there are
several behavioral pathologies that are
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called a bond.
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Domino.
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You've been putting in some pretty long
hours.
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You sure you don't need to go get some
sleep?
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I'm cold. Just keep going.
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I think maybe you should go.
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Maybe that'll help you stay awake.
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Okay. Okay.
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Freud says the components of
consciousness are the id, the ego, and
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superhero.
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Superhero? I could flunk by myself,
blunder woman.
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You know, Mom,
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girl, between planning for this party
and studying for this midterm and
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your dad out while Dee's been gone, man,
you're working yourself.
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I'll be okay. I just need to get some
more sleep.
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Well, you could if you weren't on the
phone with Q all night.
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Yeah, she's right. You need to stop
talking to him.
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No, you need to stop dipping in her
business.
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Well, you can get in my business any
time you want, because ain't no business
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like when we love business.
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And I bet it's a very small business.
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Well, you guys, I really think we can
get some more work done.
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You know, Mom, you need those vitamins
even more than I did.
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Mm -hmm.
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See, I'm going to call Professor
LeCount. See, he's developed an
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treatment for a UFF.
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Never heard of it.
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Undergraduate fatigue syndrome?
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Girl, you got it. I'll pass.
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Thanks. No, Mom, I am telling you, girl,
these vitamins work, okay? Plus, he
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pays $5 a day for a 30 -day trial.
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Oh, that's great, Niecy. Yeah, just two
years of college. You graduated from a
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hood rat to a lab rat.
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Good morning, son.
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Hey, another day, another dollar, huh?
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Uh, talk to me about that when you get a
job.
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Come on, Frisky.
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Hey.
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Hey. Hey, what's up? Sit, Frisky. Sit.
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This is Frisky? I thought you said he
was a puppy.
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Looks like he ate a puppy.
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Nah, he's a cool dog. Watch this.
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Yo, give me a pound, Frisky. Give me a
pound.
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Give me a pound. Yeah.
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Now, lie down.
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Now, eat mouth. Hey!
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No, I'm just kidding.
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He's a friendly dog.
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Yeah, well, he is kind of cute.
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For a bulldog.
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Look, I got to get out of here. Now,
Miles, don't forget to do your chores.
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Dorian, don't let that dog tear up my
house.
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All right.
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Frisky.
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Hey, Miles, watch this.
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Murda.
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Hey.
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Oh, that's cool. Now, make him stop.
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All right.
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Button it.
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I thought I was going to have to put a
little frisky in the hair lock.
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Yeah, and I was about to break out the
pooper scooper for you.
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Dang, Mo.
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You were only supposed to cover chapter
nine. You summarized the whole book.
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Woo, ain't mad at you, Mo.
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Now we don't need a study group to pass
the midterm.
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although I still could use a cheat
sheet.
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That's why today we're going to start
prepping for the finals. What are you
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talking about? Finals are five weeks
away. So we better get busy.
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Ooh, girls, slow down, Mo. They can't
keep up with us.
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Girl, I guess you're right, because I've
only been taking those vitamins for a
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day, and already I feel revitalized,
rejuvenated, and invigorated. All right,
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girl, I told you.
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Listen, are you wearing a little
mustache?
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Yours is thicker than mine.
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What's your secret?
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See, Hakeem, that's how much you know.
In some countries, a lady's mustache is
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considered thick.
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Will you go to one of those countries
and leave me alone?
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Yo, man, since we got a fight going on,
man, I think I'm gonna head home.
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Uh -uh.
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We got other classes to study for.
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But this is our only class together.
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What?
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You know what you got? A trifling.
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Quitters, just straight lazy. Mo, Mo,
we've been hitting the books for three
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days. We're tired.
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Joe, you tired. You lazy worthless
excuse.
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Girl,
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it's all right. Let him go.
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Okay, but we still got party stuff to do
anyway.
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All right.
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All right, go home.
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Get out, you slackers.
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Hey, do you know how to grip you up like
this? You see them push me on the
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couch.
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What's up?
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Oh, nothing. Never mind.
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I'm going to go shave my legs.
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Dang, didn't you shave your legs this
morning?
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Yeah, but it seems like every few hours
some more hair creeps back up.
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Maybe it's hormonal.
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Yeah, well, it has been a while.
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Oh.
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Frisky's gonna need to walk by 10, and
you might want to fill up his water
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Where do you think you going?
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Over to Tasha's house. She's having a
Halloween party. Oh, boy.
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Where you going now, ugly man?
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I'm gonna let that slide and save all my
energy for Tasha.
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Man, you better dress up like a kangaroo
and put Frisky in your pouch, because I
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ain't the one.
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You know, I'm too clean to give you a
beatdown, so how about I just give you
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$10?
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$10? Man, you making $200.
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make me think him on me. Man, I'm not
scared of that talk.
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Oh, you're not scared?
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Murder!
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All right, man, $10 is cool.
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All right, come on, man, stop playing.
Tell him to come in. All right, all
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right, all right.
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Sponge.
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Uh, uh, uh, Spoof.
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that command.
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Don't get the phone. Uh -uh, man.
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I ain't doing it. What do you mean? You
scared or something? Man, you can paint
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me yellow and cover me with feathers,
but I ain't going over there.
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All right, man. Get out of my way.
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cheap to buy a real costume?
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What? Who are you supposed to be? Beauty
and the Beast?
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Very funny, Hakeem. I'm Mariah Carey.
Yeah, maybe Mariah's scary.
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Better not drop a crumb. You hear me?
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Hey, need to come up here so we can
pretend like the people, train,
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I can't get her down from there before
she hurts herself. Okay, she is not a
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train dancer like I am.
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Get down.
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But,
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but, but, Moesha, get down from there.
What are you doing?
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Oh, Jamie.
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It is about time you learn how to take
control.
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What are you talking about? I am talking
about you, Matrix Man. Now, what am I
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going to have to do? to get you to come
trick -or -treating in my room tonight.
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Well, just the other day you was telling
me how happy you are with Q.
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Do you think you... Well, no.
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Well, then kick me, you animal.
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Because I've been a very bad, bad...
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You didn't drink that punch I got for
Niecy, did you?
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Boy, please, there is no punch in the
world that would make somebody want
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Hakeem. Whatever, Fuzzy.
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Anyways, Mo, did you do anything
different?
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Not that I can think of.
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Well, what about those vitamins?
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Niecy, we've both been taking them, and
how come I'm the only one getting side
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effects?
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Oh.
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Yeah, but instead of mutating like
Niecy, you turned into Sister Mary
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brother.
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We have to call Professor LeCounter,
right?
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Maybe he can tell us how to stop this.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Because I'm getting razor bumps.
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Oh, dang.
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What? Well, I mean, it's the weekend. I
can't get in touch with him until
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Monday. Monday?
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Lisa, you must be crazy. I can't stay
around here all weekend acting like
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Oh, that's cool, Mom. I'll just take you
to your dad's house. You'll be safer
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there. We're going to drop you off at
the zoo. You'll be right at home.
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We can stay in.
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Come here.
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Let me run my fingers through your back.
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Everybody out.
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Come on, go.
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Go on, sister.
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Man,
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what good is a window if it won't open?
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We're trapped.
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We're going to starve in here.
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How about I jump onto the counter, over
his head to the front door, and then,
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boom, I run out and leave it open for
you?
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What if you don't make it?
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All right, that's not a good plan.
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Okay, how about we dig a tunnel into the
kitchen?
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Man, look at yourself.
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Worked up all over a dog.
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Looks like I'm going to have to show
this mutt who's the boss.
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What's my name?
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I'd do my 200 if I did that.
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Who is that?
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Dorian Miles.
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Why didn't you guys answer the phone? I
was calling the check on you.
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Oh, hi, Frisky.
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Well,
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maybe he's just hungry.
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Yeah, for us.
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I think I have a granola bar in my
pocket.
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Let's see if this makes the little guy
happy.
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Frisbee.
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There it is. You see, guys? He just
needed something in his tummy.
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He played you, Uncle Frank.
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Well, how did he get so vicious?
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Well, I was showing Miles the command
that made him growl, but I forgot the
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that made him stop.
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Dorian, how could you be so
irresponsible?
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Me? You're the one who let me bring him
in here. What were you thinking?
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There's got to be something else we can
do besides sit here and point the
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finger.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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What if we... Nah, he'd swallow Miles
whole.
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You know, I laugh, but I have to use the
bathroom.
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Hello?
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Hello, where is everybody?
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Yo, Mo, we're here.
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No, Mo, don't come into the kitchen.
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What are y 'all doing up there? Run, Mo,
save yourself.
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Excuse me, are you barking at me?
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You growling at me?
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No, no, I'm just checking out this
amoeba. It's amazing the way it mutates.
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sorry, that's just spit.
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How are you doing, Moishe?
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Oh!
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Mercy.
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We think something has gone wrong with
the vitamins that you've given us.
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Is this from the vitamins?
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Yes. I didn't recognize you, child. I'm
sorry.
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Well, well, let's look at the good side.
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Sometimes in science, what we try to do
becomes even a greater thing. Like, for
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example... There was a great inventor
named David Brian Atkins who was trying
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develop a better strain of charcoal to
barbecue with. And he was developing the
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charcoal, and he dropped it on the
ground.
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Now, he was also known for stinky feet.
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And he stepped in the charcoal, and it
sucked the funk right off his feet.
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Look, you have to help us, okay?
Something in these pills isn't right,
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Professor. Duh.
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Bring him in.
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Professor, look what I did. Okay, this
used to be a dog.
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Can you fix him up?
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Well, no, he's jacked up.
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Excuse me, can we forget about the dog,
okay? I mean, everybody look at me.
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Okay, I'm a primate, a Sasquatch, a life
-size Furby.
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Well, no, if you understood biology,
you're more like a wildebeest.
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Hold on, y 'all.
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Niecy, that's not a costume.
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Wait a minute.
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I know you from somewhere.
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Yeah, you look kind of familiar, too.
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The Backstreet Boys.
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Not me.
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Not me.
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Let me check my notes.
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This is so real. It's so nappy.
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Well, Moesha, according to this, you're
in the control group.
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All you got was a placebo.
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A placebo?
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What's that?
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Well, that's a... Instead of getting the
vitamins, you got a sugar tablet.
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Which means nothing should have happened
to you.
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Unless, of course... from my psychology
101 junior college.
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What could have happened is you had
repressed feelings that had been laying
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dormant in your body like a volcano,
trying to rise.
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But something happened, and poof, they
come to the surface.
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Nuh -uh.
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Wait a minute.
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So you're saying that when she threw
herself at me and invited me to her
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bedroom, that was real?
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No, it wasn't, all right? It was stress.
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Tell him, Professor.
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I said tell him!
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I'm just about... I'm a biology teacher.
I do not teach the acting class, so I
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can't help you with your drama, okay?
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Wait a minute.
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Forget them, okay? Now, what about me?
Now, my problems are physical.
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Well, what we could do is, I have a shot
I could give you, but it would take
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seven to ten a month to take care of
that.
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Oh, Professor, I need something now.
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Well, I think I have something here. I
haven't used this in a while. See, he
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something.
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nothing should have happened to you.
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Unless, of course, I've seen it at black
family reunions.
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There's repressed feelings that haven't
been dealt with.
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You get around people you haven't seen
in a while, they're drinking, it's
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alcohol, it's crazy, and this comes to
the top.
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Nuh -uh.
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