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Can I see the weather section?
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Sorry, Miles. There's no chance of
Lucille's wedding being canceled.
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The weekend forecast reads sunny and
mild.
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Forget it, Miles.
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This time tomorrow, we'll be wearing
powder blue suits, listening to your
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godmother say, I do for the fourth time.
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Ben, don't forget about that jockey.
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Oh, yeah.
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The Kentucky Derby lasted longer than
that, Mary.
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Hey, Dorian, please go with me. That way
I'll have somebody to share my pain
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with. Sorry, kid.
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D -money and weddings don't mix.
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But if you see any cute bridesmaids, hit
me on the head.
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Mo, no way, Miles. I'm spending the
weekend on campus with Niecy. Sorry.
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Hakeem? Sorry, little man, but look, if
I'm going to transfer to Cal U, I got to
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hit the books. Tell your godmother I'll
catch her next week.
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Stay around, Hakeem.
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Bye, Hakeem.
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Hey, Hakeem. Hey, Hakeem. Hey,
everybody.
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Where's Dee?
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What's wrong, Adele? These bridesmaid
dresses.
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Oh, Adele. How bad can they be?
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Your bridesmaid's dress is here. And I
hope you haven't eaten.
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Oh, Wendell, don't be so dramatic.
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Maybe to look better on. Yeah, on fire.
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This is unacceptable.
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Y 'all can't go out like that.
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You know, I said we boycott. Who's with
me? Sit down, son.
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I realize the only reason I feel at
peace is me.
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All the friends always on my mind.
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You wanna be down, come on.
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Gotta do what I gotta do.
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Gotta move on.
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I wanna be down, come on.
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Alicia.
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Hey, now, Moe, this weekend is gonna be
the bomb.
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another book until Monday. Oh, me
either, girl, unless it's my phone book.
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right. Amy, check this out.
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I'm rocking this at the cute party
tonight.
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Ooh. Wait, wait, wait. The cute party? I
thought you said we were going to the
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gym at the dental school.
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No, girl, they always trying to floss.
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Go ahead. We can go to that party, too.
Cool.
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Uh, Mo?
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Yeah? I almost forgot.
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Piper's key.
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For me? Mm -hmm.
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Thank you, niece.
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So relax and make yourself comfortable
because my home is your home. Okay. All
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right.
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Hey, Mo.
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Not that comfortable. That's my bed.
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Oh.
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You made something for me, Shanice?
Yeah, my specialty, cheese and crackers.
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So glad you invited me over here today.
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Please. You know you followed me home.
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What are you doing?
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I was checking to see if you had wings.
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Because you're my angel.
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Slow down.
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We've got plenty of time.
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Oh, my God. It's my dad.
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Let's pick this up tomorrow at my place.
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Okay. Call me later.
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It has been a long night. I'm getting
kind of
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tired.
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I'm still doing the running, man.
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Maybe a shot of Geritol.
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Yeah, why don't you have this patch over
there and give me a drip.
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No problem.
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Finally took him loose, huh?
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Tell you something, brothers, just don't
know when to leave. You know what I'm
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saying?
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Please tell me that you're different.
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I'm different?
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You'll be different over there.
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But if I go over there, then we wouldn't
be able to... Oh.
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I want to just be over there chilling
with my boys.
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So... Cool.
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So, uh, so you go to Cal U? Mm -hmm.
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Okay, you live on campus?
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Yep, Bradley Hall. How about you? I
commute.
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Uh -oh.
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So you have a cover. Oh, yeah.
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Alexis.
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But... What a pinto body.
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You know something?
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You're the prettiest girl I've danced
with all night.
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Oh, stop.
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You're just saying that because it's
true. Oh, it is? Mm -hmm.
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Thank you. What took you so long?
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Man, every guy at the counter is trying
to jib at some girl, man.
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Let's get Mr. Tight Jeans over here.
Look out.
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Trying to get at that girl.
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I bet he's spitting some weed game, too.
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I know. I'm probably talking about your
old baby. Do you believe in love at
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first sight, or do I have to walk by
again?
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Now he's like, hey, where you going? Oh,
my God, look at this. Oh, yeah, you
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know he's got a corny line. He's
probably like, baby, if I could
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alphabet, I'll put you and I together.
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Um, Moe, that's not corny.
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No, it's not. And besides, women got
some weak lines, too. Yeah, you're
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Yeah, like I'm warning you, I got mace.
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Let's get out of here, man.
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Some girl just tried to mace me.
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That's what I'm talking about. That's my
ride home moment. All right. Come on,
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man. All right. Bye.
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And you smell good, too. Look, what you
wearing?
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Secret pleasure.
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Okay, well, you know what?
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I can't keep a secret.
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You look crazy.
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Girl, my feet are killing me. You ready
to go yet?
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Hey, can you excuse me for just one
minute? Yeah.
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Be right here. All right. Don't move
now. All right.
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You joking, right? No, girl. I've had a
long night.
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No, I just made a love connection.
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Yeah, so you got Piper's key. Why don't
you just go back to the door?
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All right. You sure you're going to be
okay?
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Oh, I'm positive.
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All right.
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All right.
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Niecy?
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Hey, Niecy!
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Niecy, let me get in there before you
take your shower.
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Niecy.
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Well,
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uh, good morning, sunshine.
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Who are you?
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No, who are you?
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I'm asking the questions around here.
Where is Niecy? Niecy?
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What's the need for me? Oh, that's it.
I'll call the security. Yeah, wait,
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Hold on now. Hold on.
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Okay? I met your roommate at the
pendulum last night. We got to talking.
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a little late, and she said I could stay
over. Now, you have a problem with
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that?
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Uh... No.
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No, I just have a problem with this.
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Oh.
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You want the towel back. No, no, no, no,
no. You keep... Keep... the towel.
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Just tell me where Niecy is. That's it.
Listen, pretty baby, I don't know, okay?
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I woke up, Niecy was gone, so I decided
to take a shower, then I was gonna
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leave. But now, I just might have to
change my plan.
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Oh, no, I think you just better get on
out.
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Ooh, touchy -touchy. Now, I like a
sister with a little attitude.
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Oh, and you're about to love this
because I'm about to go off. What you
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do?
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Hey, ma. Oh, hey, baby.
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Well, I see you've met Tate.
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Anybody want a muffin or a bagel?
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I want an explanation.
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Okay. Well, muffins are the sweet,
fluffy ones. And bagels look more like
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donuts.
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Lisa.
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Why is there a half -naked man in this
room?
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Offered to take off the towel.
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You are so crazy.
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Well, isn't he funny? No, he's not
funny.
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And neither is this situation.
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Well,
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uh, look, uh, Niecy, I can see that you
ladies have something to discuss, so I'm
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gonna get back in the shower. All right.
All right? Mm -hmm.
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Okay.
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Have you lost your mind?
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Well, why are you tripping? I mean, he
goes to school here.
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Yeah. The unibarber went to school
somewhere, too, Niecy.
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What is the big deal?
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I mean, it's a co -ed dorm. Guys walk
down the hall in towels all the time.
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Do they all sleep here?
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No, but Tate did.
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And look, no one got blown up.
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All right, Niecy, look, it's very, very
obvious that you like this guy.
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But I think that there's something that
you should know.
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While you were out, Tate hit on me.
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And what makes you think that he hit on
you?
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Niecy, come on. Are you really this
naive?
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You know, whatever, Mo. Look, if you
don't like the way I'm living in my
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then you can just leave.
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What?
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All right, ladies, come on. We're going
to be late for the wedding.
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All right, honey, but please, don't
laugh.
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Yeah, well, you can't look any worse
than us.
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Whoa,
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spoke too soon.
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on the bright side.
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Oops, you are the bright side.
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He's gonna be a homicide.
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Well, come on, everybody. Let's get this
show on the road.
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Not if I beat you to it.
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All right, we'll see you when we get
back.
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I'll be safe.
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All right. Okay.
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Bye.
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Hey, Sonny.
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Shanice! You need to trim those hedges.
What took you so long? Man, I tried to
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rush them out as fast as I could. You
know I couldn't wait to see you.
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Really? Yeah, for sure.
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Come on, let's go on the couch so we can
get comfortable.
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I was just busted.
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I'm so sorry.
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I've got to go.
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I'll walk you home. No, I'll be all
right.
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Really.
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You forgot your shoes.
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Sorry.
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Don't you even try it, boy. Just what do
you think you were doing, Dorian?
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Entertaining. And you were very rude to
my guests.
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Boy, don't you play with me. I've
already had a rough day. And it looked
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you and your guests were about to, uh...
Well, you know, do something that you
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guys were not supposed to be doing. Oh,
we were supposed to do it. But you
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weren't supposed to catch us.
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Dorian.
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You really think that you're ready for
sex?
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I was a minute ago.
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Look, Dorian, having sex is a big step.
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Please, look, I took that step a long
time ago.
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You did?
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Yeah, and say the speech, because I know
all about condoms, STDs, and not
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getting anybody pregnant.
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All right, but what about respecting our
house?
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Don't even try it, Mo.
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I heard about you and Q in your room.
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On your bed.
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All right, all right.
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Look, I'm not trying to say that I'm
perfect.
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But, Dorian, sex is more than just a
physical act.
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A lot of emotions go along with it.
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But I got emotions.
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You do?
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For her?
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Yeah, she's cool.
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She's not a popsicle, Dorian.
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She's a young lady.
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Do you even know if she's had sex
before?
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No.
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Well, then how do you know she's ready
for this?
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Look, I didn't force that girl to come
over here.
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You know?
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Dorian, you know what?
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I came really close to having sex last
year.
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Last year?
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Dang, no wonder you so moody.
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My point is, is that both of you guys
should want this for the same reason.
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And I know for me, one of those reasons
has to be love.
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And I know you don't love her.
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Think about it.
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Do you really want to hurt her?
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Hey, look.
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Thanks for your advice, Mom, for real.
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But everybody's not you.
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The money got his under control.
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So you grown now? That's right.
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Hey, who ate all of the Fruity Pebbles?
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So I just failed?
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Riding my lunch tray. Oh, my God.
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Oh, Tate, I really enjoyed that movie.
Thank you. Oh, no, thank you.
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You see, a lot of girls don't like going
to a matinee because they think you're
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being cheap. Oh, no, no, no. See, I
understand about living on a budget,
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I mean, I'm on scholarship here myself.
Okay, so you know about living off
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oodles and noodles.
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Oh, boy, I know about it. I invented the
oodles and noodles sandwich while you
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playing.
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Like that, huh?
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Ooh, so, where... is your crazy
roommate?
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Who, Moe?
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No, she's not my roommate. She was just
hanging with me. My roommate's out of
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town for the weekend.
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Oh.
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Well, that's my kind of roommate.
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So,
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uh, you want to see what's on TV?
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Uh, no.
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I want to see what's on Niecy.
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Boy, you're moving kind of fast. You
should slow down.
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Fast? Niecy, I've been here for almost
three minutes.
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Yeah, well, I'm going to need a little
more time than that. Baby, the time is
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now. Now, come on. Relax.
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Now, Tate.
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Tate, what are you doing?
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Tate, stop.
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Tate, get your hands off of me.
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Niecy.
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Man, what's wrong with you? I spent the
night here last night. We spent the
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whole...
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spent my money.
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Five dollars?
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Would you think I owe you something for
that funky little movie?
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Man, get out of here.
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You know what? What better?
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Then I wake up
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alone in Neeson's room with some half
-naked stranger.
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You know what? He could have been an act
of murder for all I knew.
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And then I get... home, and my cousin is
about to get busy with some girl. Do
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we? Into a full moon or something?
295
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,730
Well, I mean, I don't know about... I'm
saying, can you believe she kicked me
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out to meet her best friend for some
stranger?
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You know what? When I see Nancy the next
time, I'm going to really let her know
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how I feel. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah?
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Well, here she comes.
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I have nothing to say to her.
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Of course not, because you said it all
to me.
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Excuse me, I can't... Can I talk to Moe
for a minute?
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Yeah, but you're going to need more than
a minute.
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First you throw me out of your room, now
you want to throw Hakeem out of the
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pendulum? Niecy, you got a real problem.
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Moesha, I really need to talk to you.
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Hakeem, can't you see that Niecy needs
to talk?
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What's the matter?
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00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,260
Tate tried to force himself on me.
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What? Did he hurt you? No, he ain't that
crazy.
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I did have to fight him off.
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You see, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
left.
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Well, I'm the one who owes you an
apology.
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00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,570
I never should have trusted Tate.
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00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:56,570
I can't believe I said all those things
to you. Girl, please, I don't even
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00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,570
remember what you said.
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00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:03,510
Well, I said that you... I don't
remember either.
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Glad you're all right.
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00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:10,190
Oh, so all I had to do... to do with
Hugger and she shut up?
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D -Money, I told you.
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00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:16,550
Nobody's coming home.
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My mom's at my grandmother's. She lives
an hour away.
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And my dad's at a gun show.
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00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:23,930
What?
325
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I'm just kidding.
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They're both at my grandmother's.
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Oh, all right. All right.
328
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I just don't want my flow to be
interrupted again.
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00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:36,950
Don't remind me. That was so
embarrassing.
330
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,510
Your cousin must think I'm some kind of
slut.
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Nah.
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Hoochie, maybe.
333
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,430
What? Nah, I'm just playing.
334
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She's been there before. She's cool.
335
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Really? Yeah, don't worry about it.
336
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,090
I ain't.
337
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:55,610
What if she tells Mrs. Mitchell I'll
never be able to face her at school
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00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,210
Come here, girl.
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00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,010
Look at you.
340
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,330
All worried over nothing.
341
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:06,150
Look, I told you, everything's fine.
Relax.
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00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,630
You want to go upstairs?
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I love you, D -Money.
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00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:34,970
Huh?
345
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:38,850
I said I love you.
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00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,520
What's wrong?
347
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,540
Dang, man, I forgot.
348
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:51,220
I'm supposed to pick up Miles from
soccer practice.
349
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,920
Look, I gotta go.
350
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,580
Oh. Are you sure?
351
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Yeah.
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00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,300
Okay. I guess I'll talk to you later.
353
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,640
Yes.
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That's it.
355
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,940
That's tape. Look, I got to get out of
here. No, Nisa, you don't have to go
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00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:24,919
anywhere, girl.
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00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,200
You didn't do anything wrong.
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00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,460
You're right.
359
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,780
I mean, I can't run every time I see
him. I'm saying.
360
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,920
Well, maybe I should go warn that girl
he's talking to.
361
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,200
No, you don't need to do that.
362
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:38,479
Why not?
363
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,600
Because, girl, that's Carmen.
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00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:40,860
She's actually a man.
365
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:46,710
Amen.
366
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,680
All right, Aunt Hattie.
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00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,240
Okay, Aunt Hattie.
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00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,860
That's right. That's right.
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