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Holiday season is upon us, and I am ready for a break.

I've worked hard, studied hard, and thought long and hard about putting a

fun in my life.

Hey, you guys, I found it. The perfect getaway. The Bradley Hall ski trip.

But we don't know how to ski.

Girl, who's trying to ski?

I'm trying to fall right into the arms of one of those cute ski instructors.

Plus, everybody in the dorm is going.

Sounds like the place to be.

I don't know. It sounds cold and extensive.

Oh, it won't be expensive if the three of us share a room.

Yeah, it won't be cold at all. Each room has its own fireplace.

I don't know.

There'll be no one named Miles or Dorian anywhere in the vicinity.

I'm there.

Alicia.

Oh, thank you, Andy.

How do you want your eggs? Andel, what are you doing here?

Andel is helping me prepare breakfast this morning, and I am not complaining.

Me either.

I feel you.

Well, eat up, boys. Andel won't be here tomorrow.

Put your plate, Mo, before I eat the last of the French toast.

Ooh, bacon?

No, faking.

Just like bacon without the fat, cholesterol, calories. Or flavor.

Yes, Mr. Mitch?

Can you pass me the syrup, please?

No, no, no. Me first.

Am I going to blow up the spot or what? Oh, yeah. I am so glad you changed your

mind about hitting the slopes, girl.

Mo, I can't return this stuff with snow stains.

That'd be tacky.

Right about that.

Hey, Bennett.

Where have you been hiding him?

Oh, he's one of the RAs who put this whole thing together.

Hey, Missy. Hey.

Bennett, have you met my friend? Moesha.

Oh, hi.

I've seen you on campus and your picture in the freshman guide.

I hope you ladies are coming on a ski trip.

Oh, no doubt.

Yes, it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.

Especially if you show up. Oh, I'll be there.

I'm counting on it.

I'll see you.

Yeah.

Bye.

He's, uh, nice.

I think I'm going to enjoy this trip.

Yeah, well, uh, it won't be a trip if Hakeem doesn't have his share of the

money. Have you seen him today? Not exactly, but you know what? I did have

weirdest dream about him.

Not like that.

He came over for breakfast, and then he kissed me.

I mean, Niecy, he really kissed me.

Mm -hmm.

Well, according to my psych books, dreams are expressions of our innermost

desire. I mean, you dreamt Hakeem was in your house because that's where you

want him to be.

No, I dreamt Hakeem was in my house. because that's where he always is.

Well, does he always play tongue tennis with you?

Look, you see, I'm not trying to get what I came with. That's where you're

driving at.

He's like a brother to me.

Uh -oh. Yeah, he is a brother.

Just not your brother.

Girl, stop tripping. It was just a dream.

Dreams reveal our true feelings, Mo.

So, uh, what were you feeling when you dreamt you were being attacked by Bugs

Bunny?

Well, first of all, that rabbit has a dark side.

Second, you want Hakeem.

Trust me, Mo.

If you dreamt that you kissed him, you want him.

You just don't know it.

And I will never understand it.

But it's not a real party party.

He's at a country club.

He's probably going to have us bowing and acting all formal.

Sounds kind of soft, dog.

Yeah, there's got to be a way out of this.

I know what I would do.

What? Run away from home?

Well, I'm all packed for Tennessee.

Next time you guys see me, I'll know all there is to know about the proposed

Saturn minivan.

Take me with you, Dad, please?

Oh, I'd love to, Miles, but if you learn any of Saturn's secrets, I'd have to

kill you.

Okay.

And he's just trying to get out of going to some stuck -up girl's birthday

party.

Miles was invited to Rachel Louise Gaspard's birthday party.

Honey, you're going to have such a good time.

Rachel's mom is famous for her parties at the Windsor Heights Country Club. Mm

-hmm. Big deal.

I'm still going to have to get all dressed up, put on lotion, and slow

Oh, so that's what this is about.

Yep. Little man ain't exactly feeling this party.

Well, Miles, you don't have to worry about a thing.

Dee can coach you on the etiquette and the dancing.

Oh, I would love to, honey.

It took me three years, but I finally taught your father how to do the

slide.

Here, let me show you. No, Frank,

we don't have time for

that, honey. I think we better be getting on to the airport.

Now, are you sure you have everything that you need? Oh, please, Dee. Unlike

some people I know, I got this packing down to a science.

Why, here in this little bag, I have two changes of clothes, workout gear, all

my toiletries, read material, and my golf shoes.

In short, everything I need.

Uh -huh. Yeah. Then you won't be needing your ticket.

Come on, Dee. All right, you got the keys? Oh, yeah.

What am I going to do, Dee Money?

Look, I can help you, but here's what you're going to need to drink.

Mix two pounds of jalapeno peppers, some olive oil, some warm milk and mustard,

and get yourself some ring material because you ain't going to be going

for a week.

Never mind.

What? No, no.

It's going to take a whole lot more than zit cream to fix that face.

Good night, Mom.

Good

night.

How was that?

I got your number from Niecy.

I hope that's okay.

Sure.

What's on your mind?

Well, you know, I was wondering if you needed a ride up to Snow Summit for the

ski party.

Aw, that's sweet.

Hey, do you have room for Niecy and Hakeem?

Hakeem, is this here your boyfriend?

No, we're just good friends.

Okay. Then there's plenty of room.

I'll pick you up Saturday morning.

Thank you.

Good night, Hakeem. Bennett.

One. Two. No, baby. No. No, sweetheart.

Concentrate. One.

Miles, they call it the box step because you move in a square.

Okay? Ready?

And.

Oh, Miles, come here. Come on, kid.

Don't you watch Soul Train?

Yeah, but not for the dancing.

No, see, I mean for the scramble board.

You know, the one that always says, shaka -ka.

You know something? I think I've got just the thing to help you.

What, a right foot?

No, another CD. It's out in my car. I'll be right back.

All right, look, now that she's gone, I'm going to show you how to really slow

dance. All right?

First of all, you don't ask the lady to slow dance, because she might say no.

You just take her by the hand and lead her to the dance floor.

Women like to be led, all right?

Then you take your right hand and put it around her waist and pull her close to

you.

Closer.

Then you close your eyes, right?

And you whisper something in her ear.

What do I say?

And it doesn't matter. You whisper.

I don't even want to know.

Hey, is Moe here?

Yeah, she's upstairs.

Hey, Moe!

Hakeem's here!

Oh, man, I could have done that.

I know, I just like screaming at you.

Hey, Hakeem, I'm sorry I can't talk, but I have an errand to run. No, no, Moe, I

just came by to tell you that the ski trip is officially on. I got my deposit

right here, babe.

That's the least you think. I gotta go.

You want me to go with you?

Sorry, I don't have enough gas.

That's what happens when you give girls a choice.

Okay, here we go.

All righty.

Ah.

You ready?

Oh, okay. So she's teaching Miles how to slow dance.

Yeah, it's pathetic, huh?

You all know which one is more pathetic.

Learning to slow dance or watching somebody learn to slow dance.

Let's show Andel what you've learned.

Please don't make me dance again.

All right, honey. Then, um, let's demonstrate how you show a young lady to

table.

Young lady, there's your table.

Thank you.

Do you remember which

fork to use for the salad?

Mike's salary.

Miles, come on, honey. You can do this.

Oh, what's the worst thing that can happen? A bunch of rich girls get a

laugh at your expense?

So what?

That's it. I'm not going.

Andale, do me a favor. Sure.

Hush.

Hey, everybody.

Hey, Mo.

Doesn't your brother look cute?

Well, the suit is nice.

and he wants you to call him back. Why?

Well, he's your friend, right?

Yes, and that's all he is, a friend.

Is something wrong?

Huh?

No, no, not that I know of.

I'll be upstairs.

Macy, Macy, we gotta talk.

What's the matter?

Girl, I had another dream. I think you might have been right about me and

Hakeem.

just read people. You know what I'm saying?

You and Hakeem are going to have to find somebody else to share the room. I

can't go on this ski trip.

Because of that nonsense I said?

Girl, please. I don't know what I'm talking about.

And neither did Freud.

You see, I'm serious.

So am I, Mom.

I don't want to share the room with Hakeem and another strange person.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable sharing the room with Hakeem.

There must be some reason I'm having these dreams.

It looks like this one really shook you up.

He was in the bed with me.

Oh, girl, don't leave out a single detail.

Boxes of briefs.

I'm not playing. I'm not either, girl. Boxes of briefs are all natural rags.

There he is. I asked him myself.

You going on a ski trip?

Hey, what's up, y 'all?

You. Where you been, man? I've been trying to get with you. Okay, tell me

it.

I'll be over there.

What's going on, Mom?

Would you like something to drink?

No.

I don't have enough gas.

What? Exactly.

What's going on, Mom?

Well, I had this dream the other night.

You ran it.

It kind of freaked me out.

Hey.

Must have been pretty wild for you to start avoiding.

No, no, I wouldn't say it was wild.

It was just that I was having a sleepover.

What's wrong with that?

Well, you were there.

Okay.

Just you.

Sleeping over.

Oh, my goodness, I am so embarrassed. I don't even know why I told you that.

Oh, no, don't worry about that.

I mean, everybody has crazy dreams. For real? Yeah.

You know what?

You know what? The other night, the other night I dreamt that I was going

-on -one with Michael Jordan.

And he couldn't even score on me.

I was slamming and jamming and dunking all in his face. You know what I'm

saying? Yeah, I guess you're right. Dreams are crazy.

I didn't get the crazy part yet.

No, Mom.

My point is that whatever you dreamed was just that.

A dream.

You're right.

It was just a dream. Just a dream. So, um, you cool?

Yeah, you're cool.

Thank you, Hakeem.

Yeah, that's what friends are for.

Casey, come on back.

Look, Tawana.

If your father doesn't like me, that's cool, because I'm not trying to get with

Pops. You know what I mean?

Hey, sorry, Nice. Look, my uncle's home, and I want to hear all about his

tricks.

Uncle Frank!

Back so soon?

Yes, but I have to say, if Saturn Village gets any bigger, they're going

to call it Saturn Town.

They love that one in Tennessee.

Oh, go ahead. I got you something.

Can't say Uncle Frank wasn't thinking about you.

A keychain?

No, son.

A Saturn keychain.

Howdy, Pa.

Miles, what's going on?

Yeah, and please tell me nobody I know saw you in that getup.

We partied, dear money. We partied like it was 1899.

You mean 1999.

No, he means 18.

Rachel Louise's party was a hoedown.

Yeah, it was actually fun.

Next time, I'll read your invitation.

So you didn't have to slow dance, huh?

Nope, but I took second place in the cow chip tossing contest.

Yes, and you smell like you won.

Partner, why don't you get on upstairs and take a bath?

Hey, come on, D -Money. I'll teach you how to line dance.

Excuse me, y 'all.

some deprogramming to do.

No, girl, not the purple boat neck. I was thinking you would rock your Navy

turtleneck with that.

Yes, that would be fierce.

Hold on, Niecy, hold on. Come in.

Hey. No, no, that's just how I came. So anyway, you gotta wear those boots.

Yep.

Mo's gonna have to get back at you, Niecy.

Remember yesterday, when I told you about dreams, just being dreams, and not

meaning anything?

Yeah.

Well, it's not true.

You see, dreams show us what we're really feeling, but afraid to say when

awake, because I've been dreaming about you, too.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

more than just friends.

Hakeem had to bail out of the speed trip.

Hey, Vinny.

He got called into Classy Man at the last minute to help with the Christmas

rush.

Poor Hakeem.

I'm going to miss him.

I'll just have to find a way to take my mind off of him.