All language subtitles for moesha_s04e10_the_crush

I thought I was still dreaming when I
picked up the morning paper. But bam,

there I was on the front page.

Okay, so my picture wasn't there.

And it wasn't exactly the front page.

But it was an article announcing a
writing contest for high school

The prize, a monthly copy.

So, like I said, there I was, front
page.

Love in the morning, do this morning,
it's me, it's me.

Not realizing my reason for the fear I
see, it's me.

My best friend's always on my mind.

You're gonna be down, come on.

Gotta do what I gotta do.

Cory, why aren't you reading?

I don't want to read.

These are the man's books.

Are you trying to give me the man's
education?

Well, Cory, exactly what man are you
referring to?

Oh, so now you're trying to make Cory
feel stupid.

Like I just dreamed up the last 400
years.

You know what man I'm talking about.

Cory, let me get you a book written by a
black man.

Now you're talking, my Nubian queen.

Before you take down a pig, you got to
know the pig.

So, you got Charlotte's way?

Hey, hey, whoa!

This is a tutoring program, not the
Olympic tribes.

Patricia, come tell him the house rules.

Okay, dealer holds a 17 and no splitting
cards.

Not the Vegas rules, the den rules.

don't yell, don't touch, don't throw,
don't take, don't break, and don't make

her have to come over here and tell you
again.

My girl, you don't get a happy face.

I prefer a free smoothie.

I didn't ask you what you preferred.

Now you take this happy face and be
happy.

Oh, don't put away those happy faces.

Anna, show and dare what I taught you.

Kim, she's supposed to be reading this
book. She got all week to do that.

Okay, all right, Patricia, listen.

There's this 200 -pound man, right?

And his two sons who weigh 100 pounds
apiece. Four -inch pounds.

Now, you know if you were on Jeopardy,
you'd be in the minus column.

Oh, my bad.

What is four -inch pounds?

Yeah, slow down, Patricia Trebek.

Here's the question.

Okay, listen. Now, they have to cross
the river, right?

But the boat only holds 200 pounds.

So how do they all get across?

Joaquin, you know you got to give me
more information than that.

Like, what kind of boat is it?

A catamaran? A kayak? What?

It doesn't matter. It only holds 200
pounds.

It matters to me.

So are they going with the wind or
against the wind?

I don't know.

Don't get tested with me.

That was a silly question from the jump.

Hey, Andell, don't forget, I have to
interview you for my article. You know,

one that's going with me to that Times
contest.

Are you sure you want to do it on my
little tutoring program?

Of course, Andell. What you're doing
embodies what's right about LeMerc Park.

community -minded businesswoman who
cares. Y 'all lean on Andell.

What should I wear for the photo shoot?

What's going on in here?

Oh, tutoring.

I'm just here to meet my sister.

Oh, there she is right there.

Whoa, that's your sister?

That's what they tell me.

Hey, Miles. How was soccer practice?

Oh, it was cool.

My mom and me and my friend, Justin.

Hi, Justin. Nice to meet you. Nice to
meet you, too, Mo.

Ooh, there's Patricia.

I think I'm going to go holler at
Hakeem. See you later, Justin.

So, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Mo, is that shirt for Marie?

No, Moesha.

That was my next guest.

So, uh, you're tutoring, huh?

Yeah.

See, I have this friend. He's having a
little trouble reading.

What kind of trouble?

He can't read.

Well, do you think your friend would be
interested in our tutoring program?

I don't know. He's pretty popular.

I think he'd be embarrassed if any other
kids found out. Well, do you think he'd

be interested in private tutoring like
in my house?

Most definitely.

Okay, well, tell your friend to stop by
Monday after school, okay?

He'll be there.

All right. Oh, um, by the way, what's
your friend's name?

Uh, see you Monday, just.

Oh, no, no.

What's wrong, Louisa?

Just not working, Dee.

Is it plugged in?

Not the computer, Dee, my article.

I mean, I kind of got it started, but
I'm stuck.

You know what the problem is.

You haven't written anything.

Dee, I'm never going to win this Times
contest.

Oh, honey, you're just having a little
case of writer's block.

Maybe you just need to relax and leave
it alone for a while.

The deadline is Monday. Ooh, better get
cracking.

Dee, baby, this is ridiculous.

We're just going to have to change dry
cleaners. It's the second time they've

shrunk a pair of my pants.

Are you sure it's the dry cleaners?

Wait a minute. What are you trying to
say?

Nothing. Just maybe put on a pound or
two.

Yeah, Daddy. I mean, those pants are so
tight, I can count the change in your

pocket.

No, no, no. This is not about me gaining
weight. This is simply about us

changing dry cleaners.

I'll get it.

Penny lines Frank.

Why don't you get the front door?

Hey, old daddy, look at it this way.

If you ever have a flat tire, you always
got a spare.

Hey, Justin.

Hey, these are for you. Oh, thank you.
Well, if you keep bringing me all these

gifts, I'm going to think you're trying
to be my little boyfriend.

little thank you for all your help.
Maureen has got a lot better since she

started working with me.

Hey.

Oh, my goodness. Justin, these are all
A's.

I can't believe how much you've improved
in just two weeks.

And I owe it all to you.

Okay, let's get started with your
vocabulary. Did you bring your list?

right here. Okay.

All right.

What's your first word?

Awesome. Awesome.

Okay, what's the definition?

An inspiring deep wonder.

Oh, very good.

Okay, use it in a sentence.

My Ouija is awesome.

Oh, well, you're pretty awesome
yourself.

Justin, why didn't you get help with
your reading before?

Guess I was too ashamed to ask.

Oh, honey, never be afraid to ask for
what you need.

I mean, couldn't you ask your teachers
for help?

Well, see, um, I never had to... say one
long enough, and, um, my daddy keeps

moving us from town to town, sometimes
in the middle of the night.

What? That is no way to live.

What about your mom?

Well, see, uh, she tries to help, but,
you know, she's always in and out of the

hospital, and, you know, when they let
her out, you know, uh, she has to take

care of my four brothers and sisters.

Oh, you poor thing. You just get lost in
the show.

Not anymore, now that I have you.

I'd like to talk to you.

Oh, Justin, you know what?

You can talk to me about everything.

Really? Really.

Well, um, sometimes, you know, it's hard
for me and stuff because I don't have a

quiet place to study and, um, my
brothers, you know, they're always

playing.

Hey, have you guys read today's
newspaper?

Girl, it's Sunday. Even the Lord took a
break.

Anyway, yours truly is now officially a
professional journalist. What? You won

the contest?

Congratulations.

Thank you. Oh, look.

Teen tutors battle illiteracy.

Girl, I've never seen my name in print
before. And I still don't.

Oh, well, I see mine right there.

Campbell.

Too bad it's on a can of soup.

are there.

Where?

The volunteers for the program also
include myself and several other

students. See? We the other.

Y 'all, come on. Don't trip. I only have
500 words.

You couldn't spare three of them.

Look, I wanted to focus on Justin. I
mean, if it weren't for this program, he

wouldn't be learning how to read.

You mean if he didn't have such a big
crush on you, he wouldn't be learning to

read. Hello.

Lots of people have pressures on their
teachers. Yeah, you ought to know.

Man, look at y 'all.

I just got a call from a rich man. Guess
why he called. Wrong number.

No, he read Mo's article and he wants to
donate $5 ,000 to the tutoring program.

$5 ,000?

Man, we could get all kinds of
equipment. I could even buy the kids a

Yup, yup, and you could start, you know,
paying your tutors. Yeah, that's what

I'm saying.

Yup, yup.

You know if I... Hire some real ones.

I can't believe you got $5 ,000. That's
what the man said. He's going to bring

the check tomorrow. And the news true
and everything.

It's not about being on TV.

It's about giving back to the community.

Right.

There's my award -winning journalist.
And there's my incredible shrinking

Oh, so it's working, huh?

Hey, Mo, do I really look smaller?

Sure, daddy. I mean, at this rate,
you'll be able to squeeze back and see

clothes in no time.

Thanks for the pep talk.

You're welcome.

Oh, Moesha, we are just so proud of you.
Even Miles went out and picked up some

extra papers.

Oh, yeah, the neighbors won't miss them.

I'm kidding.

So what'd you think of my article?

Hey, Dad said I had to buy it. He didn't
say I had to read it.

Well,

all warmed up and ready to go.

Oh, my little road runner.

Okay, I'll see you. Bye -bye.

Five dollars says he doesn't make it
around the corner.

Okay, but if we don't get going, I'm
going to be late for my practice, and

Coach is going to make me run extra
laps.

At least that way you get off the bench.

Hey, Justin.

What the hell is this?

Excuse me?

14 -year -old Justin Kendall, who was
only reading at a first grade level when

he joined the program, has made
remarkable progress.

He is a prime example of how
hardworking, diligent students coupled

compassionate and nurturing tutors can
close the book on illiteracy.

Justin, you can read.

But you told me you couldn't read,
Justin.

Yep.

And you told me that you were flunking
out of school.

Yep.

And now you're telling me all of those
were lies?

Yep.

Well, what about all that stuff about
your family? Now, that was true.

Kind of.

See, we do move around a lot, but that
might have something to do with my

being in the Army.

Oh, and your mom being in and out of the
hospital.

Oh, don't tell me she's a nurse.

Anesthesiologist.

Justin, why?

Why would you make up all that stuff?

I didn't mean to.

Just wanted to be around you.

So you did all of that because of your
silly little crush?

You calling my love silly?

Justin, how am I... supposed to explain
that to the newspaper, to Andale, to my

family? Your family?

Didn't you hear me? My father's in the
army.

Thank you, people.

Good, that'll save me the trouble.

Look, I'm upset about this whole
situation, but if you apologize, maybe

get past this whole thing and go out on
Friday.

Go home, Justin.

Can I say one more thing? What?

If loving you was wrong... You ain't
know all that

anyway.

So he made the whole thing up just to
get close to me. I could kill Justin.

Don't blame...

This is chromosomes.

See, that's why I make some lies.

And that lie can cost me my column and
endell her donation.

And not to mention my journalistic
credibility.

Well, I mean, maybe you can get a job at
the Enquirer. They don't care about the

truth.

Yes, they do.

How else did Oprah find out Stedman was
an android?

That's why they're not getting married.

What?

Anyway, look, Moe, just don't say
anything.

And what they don't know won't hurt you.

But if I don't say anything, I'll be
breaking my journalistic oath.

Question, though. When you took this
oath, was there a Bible involved?

So let's move on. Do you have any
mission?

I think.

Mission three.

Then let's skate.

Hey, Frank.

Hey, Andell.

Daddy, what you doing here?

Oh, baby, I just ran ten miles.

So I came in for one Andell smoothies to
replace my electrolyte.

And then I'm going to run, say, another
ten miles.

Ten miles, huh?

Hey, Adele, you better put some Bengay
in that smooth.

Boy, if Frank Mitchell's doing the
running, you worry about the pavement.

All right, bye, Daddy. Go for the gold.

Okay, then, Frank, what can I get you?

An ambulance.

Hot bath waiting for you. Come on
upstairs.

Baby, if it can't come to me, it ain't
gonna happen.

And don't try to sweet -talk me now.

It's your fault I'm in this shape.

Me? What'd I do?

You call me fat.

Honey, I never said fat.

But that does remind me.

I had a very funny conversation with the
dry cleaner today.

It seemed... They were using a new
cleaning process, and they actually were

shrinking your clothes.

Dee, why do you have me on?

Uh -uh.

Oh, Mr.

Dee. First, you've got to catch me.

Mr. Coleman, thank you so much for
coming by. I hope it wasn't too far out

your way. Oh, not for our new star
reporter.

We've got a lot of fans down at the
Times, Moesha.

We all really loved your story, and we
look forward to working with you every

month.

You know, Mr. Coleman, I'm really happy
to hear you say that, because, well,

there's a tiny, little, itty -bitty
problem that we have with part of the

that happened.

Oh, what part?

Everything after written by.

Moesha, what's the problem?

Well, Justin made the whole thing up. I
mean, it turns out that little Dickens

lied. He could read all along.

And he was only pretending because he
had a crush on me.

I'm sorry. I feel like such a fool.

And you should.

Excuse me?

Well, apparently you never checked out
his story before you wrote it.

I mean, what was there to check into,
Mr. Coleman? I was getting it straight

from the horse's mouth.

Well, you should have checked the
horse's references.

Did you talk to his parents?

No. Did you talk to his teachers?

No.

Did you talk to anyone besides him?

No.

Then you messed up.

Mr. Coleman, but you didn't see his
little dimples and his sad little eyes.

just described half the people on death
row.

I shouldn't have believed Justin.

Guess I was pretty naive.

No, don't blame him. He just told you
what you wanted to hear.

Coleman, I'm really sorry. I promise the
next time I will double -check, no,

triple -check the facts.

Well, I'm sure your high school paper
will appreciate that.

Excuse me, I have a retraction to write.

Oh, Moisa, what are you doing here?

I don't know.

I have something really important to
tell you.

And after you hear what I did, I really
hope you find it in your heart to

forgive me.

Justin can read.

How'd you know?

Well, I have my sources, too.

And I checked mine.

You're not upset?

No, I'm glad the boy can read.

Stella, why aren't you worried that this
might affect your big donation?

Moesha, I started this program to help
the kids in the neighborhood. And with

without that money, I'm going to keep
doing it for the same reasons.

I didn't tell you the best.

Just can't believe you're not mad at me.
Oh, there you go again, not checking

the facts.

Okay,

so I had a less than stellar week.

I made my big splash as a journalist,
but I blew it by disregarding the most

sacred rule of the trade, check the
facts.

Unfortunately, after the retraction, the
donor backed out.

My daddy indeed didn't have an extra $5
,000 lying around, but they did donate a

computer. And as for Justin, not only
can he read, he has an almost perfect

grade point in history.

His parents made him come back to the
program anyway.

As a tutor.

The little brat.