All language subtitles for moesha_s04e06_i_know_what_you_did_in_the_third_grade

It's amazing how one minute everything
could be going great.

Then someone will say two words that
ruin your whole day, your whole week,

your whole life.

There you go. Hey, Mel.

Oh, yeah. By the way, do you guys know
somebody named Devon Stamps?

It's me.

It's me.

Check under the bed. Check down the
hatches.

Well, that's what they did in Titanic.

And they all died, Jim.

Leave those hatches up.

Now, what are you doing in my closet?

Would you believe I lost my contact?

I believe you lost your mind. Move it,
Chet. Hey, girl, don't be so rough. You

know I'm in therapy. Mm -hmm.

You're gonna be in physical therapy if
you don't get out of here.

I can't eat.

You're not hungry?

Okay, now that's scary. Start talking.

Niecy, no.

We made a pact to never discuss... it.

What is it?

Trust us. Leave it alone.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.

Are y 'all in some kind of trouble?
Because you know we'll handle things for

you. You know I got eight brothers and
sisters. What's up?

Niecy, if we want to get together for a
softball game, we'll give you a call.

Look, I want some answers, and I want
them now.

All right, Niecy.

Here it is.

It was third grade.

We were planning an April Fool's Day
prank on our substitute teacher, Miss

LeCal.

See, I was just a lookout, though.

Lookout? You were the mastermind, Miss
Selective Memory.

Anyway, Cam and Hakeem were almost done
when Devon Stamps walked in. Now, see,

Devon, he wasn't your average third
grader. He was taller, stronger, and

had razor bumps.

And he had a nasty reputation.

Rumor had it a pit bull bit him. He just
laughed and bit him back.

As we took our seats, right, Devon gave
us this real funny look.

He knew something was up.

He didn't say a word.

So when Miss LeCount opened up her desk
drawer, the rubber wrap popped out.

And the nearside of that wrap knocked
her right off her feet. It was so funny.

Yeah, but we stopped laughing when we
realized how badly Miss LeCount was

injured. I mean, we didn't want to hurt
her.

He just wanted to scare her a little.

But things got out of control.

And the principal came in, Niecy boy,
was he pissed. He wanted answers, but

nobody was talking.

Then he looked directly at Devon, who
was still snickering, and assumed that

didn't.

We knew Devon was innocent, oh yeah.

But it was either him or us.

And since he had prize, well... So, as
he was being escorted out, he just

at us.

The darkest,

coldest stare and said, I'm gonna get y
'all.

Oh, girl, and that was the last time we
ever saw Devon Stamps.

Is that it?

Please! Air Bud 2 was scarier than that.

Lisa, you weren't there. I mean, you
didn't see the anger in his eyes. Or the

sinister smirk on his face. Or the
tracking device on his ankle.

hear how you tell it. It's still lame.

Lame? What Lou did that day led that boy
on the road to prison. Lame? He stole a

car. Lame. But the cops he killed were
still in it, girl.

Guys, look.

The bottom line is, it's been nine
years.

Yes? He's served a few prison stints
where he probably had a few unwanted

relationships.

But I'm sure Devon isn't thinking about
you guys.

Let alone considering payback.

Meesee, you know what? You're probably
right.

We worry for nothing.

Yeah, yeah.

You hear that? See? See my stomach
growling. I feel better.

Well, my burden's been lifted. It's a
new day.

He didn't forget our hockey tickets for
the game tonight.

Now, who's the man?

Paul Correa.

Oh, honey, these are great seats.

Center ice.

Cool. We might be close enough to catch
somebody's teeth.

Okay. Morning, y 'all. Hey, Pumpkin.
Hey, Mom. You going to see the Mighty

tonight? Well, I'm mighty happy for you.

Well, let's say we make this a family
outing. I got one ticket for you, baby.

Daddy Scout, Ma. You know I'm cutting
back on blood sports. All right, but you

don't know what you're missing.

Oh, honey, you got some mail.

The morning party is four.

And you want Moe's tickets to the hockey
game?

Four brothers ain't there today.

Oh, yes, they are, Hockey.

I always see the Gumbel brothers there.
Byron Allen, Alfonso Ribeiro, Ben

Vereen.

Tempting, tempting, but okay.

Ah, Moe, you may have won ten million
dollars. Man, I hate junk mail.

What's wrong with you, Hakeem?

I just found a dead rat in my bedroom.

Oh, did you name it like the others?

You can joke if you want to, but don't
you guys remember when we were in the

third grade and we put that rat in the
teacher's desk?

It wasn't real, Hakeem. It was rubber.

Wait a minute.

Don't tell me you think this rat
situation is related to that Devon guy.

Oh, come on, Niecy. Don't you see?

He's sending us a message.

Yeah, get some help.

I know what you did in third grade.

Let me see that.

See? See? See? I told you. I told you.

Boy, please. Anybody could have sent
that. Yeah, come on, y 'all. Let's not

this into something it's not, all right?
Okay. And for the record, let me say

this. You two watch way too many slasher
movies.

Girl, what's wrong with you? You act
like you just saw Elvis.

In this neighborhood.

I know what you did in third grade.

See? See? Now what, green -eyed wonder?

Look, my name is Sharon. I wasn't there.
Yeah, my name is Sonny, and you in

this, honey.

Come on, you guys, all right? This
psycho is crazy.

So from here on out, we have to stick
together. We can't travel alone.

Yeah, yeah, you know, Moe's right.

Let's say the same thing we used to say
in third grade, remember?

He's awesome.

Who is it?

Hakeem walked us home, but he was so
scared we had to walk him back.

Then we heard you screaming, so we came
over here.

I'm tired of walking. I need to rest.

Y 'all, Devon was here.

Rested up down there.

Kim.

Are you sure it was him?

Yes. He was tall, dark, and homicidal.
What was he going to do with that? Sweep

him to death?

If you think this is so funny, why don't
you go back outside and see if he's

still out there then?

Like I'm scared. Well, go then.

Don't you just feel safe when he's
around?

Boy, open the door.

Oh,

I think it's for you.

Oh, my God. Moesha, I'll be back divine.

Oh.

Come on, guys.

This neighborhood's full of Moeshas.

stick together, all for one and one for
all. They're all for one, my butt. I'm

out.

I'm responding to an alarm.

Come on in and make yourself at home.

Okay.

So, what's the problem, Moesha?

Well, there was this guy, right?

And he was creeping.

How'd you know my name?

We're security.

We know everything.

Right, Kim?

Hakeem?

But who are you?

I thought you knew everything.

Niecy Jackson.

So, what happened?

There was this kid. He had a knife, a
big one.

You gotta sell it, girl.

I'll take a look around.

What?

Uh, nice shoes.

Uh, Kenneth Cole?

No, Dr. Scholl.

Oh, I'm partial to his power.

I don't think she wants to be here. Did
you see the way homegirl was dragging

her feet?

Oh, come on, Kim. I think she has a
wooden leg.

why would they send a one -legged woman
to protect us?

Well, probably because your daddy
figured two -legged security would cost

as much.

Perimeter secure.

Well, that was pretty fast when somebody
would have... Gun?

Uh, yeah.

I'll secure sectors three and four.

Oh, she is too weird for me.

Weird or not, at least nobody's gonna
bother us while she's around.

Hey, Marisa!

My favorite sweet mother of Jesus is
him!

Please, God, let him kill me. I'm too
young to die now. Hey,

get him! Yes, sir.

Devon Stamps, how'd you get in here?

Facto.

Hi. Hi, Devon. How you doing? I'm Niecy.
I wasn't in third grade with you guys,

so you have absolutely no beef with me.

It's only because I danced on Soul
Train. Did they let you watch that in

house? She didn't mean the big house.
She meant your house.

I got something I need to do.

Oh, no. Here it comes, y 'all. Oh, come
on, man. That was a long time ago, man.

I know.

That's why I got to do this.

I,

Devon Wayne Stamps,

Hereby make amends to Kimberly, Hakeem,
and Moesha for all my hideous thoughts

and disturbing plans I made on your
behalf.

I also apologize for the evil
incantations recited from these figures

that I scorched in effigy.

Those look like beanie babies.

More like... barbecue baby.

This boy's a freak.

No I was just bitter. Okay.

Very bitter.

My life changed horribly after you set
me up.

But I'm over it now.

My life has found a new path.

Oh you found God?

No Amway.

As a matter of fact, I'm having a few
friends over tonight, and if we sell

enough soap, I make double diamonds.

You have no idea how happy we are to
hear that.

Yeah, man, we thought you came over here
to kill us.

Nah, not me, but Miss LeCount might be a
tad less forgiving.

And who's Miss LeCount again?

Our substitute teacher.

You know, before your little prank, Miss
LeCount had a promising career as a

ballerina. She was a dancer?

Y 'all did that to one of my peeps?

Come on, Niecy. It was a simple compound
fracture.

I mean, any decent orthopedic surgeon
worth his weight and malpractice

could have passed her right on up.

Yeah, but the tax she landed on was
rusty. What?

And her leg got infected.

They had to amputate. Oh.

But over the years, she seemed to have
adjusted well.

She learned to walk with a wooden leg.

and made a career in home security.

Home security?

Wooden leg?

Be a mother!

See, I never gave you anything.

Oh, thank you, Miles, so much. You made
my day.

You act like that, I'm going to take my
mask back.

Pumpkin, are you all right?

Oh, my goodness, I'm fine. How was the
match?

Oh, it was great.

I caught a puck. Yeah, she jacked an 11
-year -old for it.

I did not.

Miles gave it to me.

All right, I'm going upstairs to read.

Y 'all seen the remote?

Are you sure everything's all right?

Honey, what were you dreaming about?

If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

Well, okay, baby.

All right.

Come on, Frank.

Let's go upstairs.

Maybe I'll let you score. I heard that.

I decided that big -headed little
brothers are the curse by which past

sends a pay.

Miles was the culprit behind the
sophomore note.

I haven't decided how I repay him, but
when I do, it will be swift and just.

It turns out Devon Stamps has totally
rehabilitated his life and is now a

volunteer counselor for troubled teens.

As for Ms. LeCount, I feel really bad
about what happened.

I wonder how she's doing.

Stop it. Where are you?

Mouse?

Oh, Felicia's having a party. Good. Let
me find out what I'm going to wear.