All language subtitles for moesha_s03e20_this_time_youve_gone_too_far

I don't see how fish do it.

Swimming around in the same tired
circle, eating the same tired food, and

enduring the same tired pest day after
day.

Wait a minute.

That sounds like my life.

Forget about freeing Willie. Free
Moesha.

It's time for a road trip.

Frank, Andell kept hinting around at an
invitation for us to get together. I

mean, honey, what was I supposed to say?

No.

Frank! Dee, why do we have to do this
anyway? Baby, I see J .W. every day at

work. Honey, it's the anniversary of
their first date.

Sweetheart, we're the ones that got them
together.

Dee, that's like taking credit for
selling stamps to the Unabomber.

Aw, Mom, please let me go to SeaWorld
with you.

Nope.

I promise. You won't even know that I'm
there.

Well, then what's the point of taking
you?

Skip, you little butt.

Now, Moesha, you make sure that you call
us as soon as you get to SeaWorld. Mm

-hmm, and call us when you're ready to
leave, baby. I want you back here no

later than 10.

Come on, Daddy. The park doesn't even
close until 10.

Oh, then you better leave early.

Daddy, now, you know I'm not driving,
and everybody else wants to stay until

All right, Moe, but you'll be back here
by 12.

Frank, honey, you got to factor in rest
stops.

Well, if she's so tired, she can stay
home.

Please, Daddy, we wanted to stay and
watch the fireworks.

There'll be fireworks here if you're not
back by midnight.

Come on, Daddy, I'm 17.

I am not a little child anymore.

Can I have some money for Z -World?

Yeah, let's get this road trip on the
road.

We can't. Morgan and the guys aren't
here yet.

send them a postcard.

Okay, Kim, then we'll just take your
Suburban. Ooh, a Suburban. Hey, that's

party train.

Party train?

We don't need to be worried about you
guys, do we?

Of course not, Dee. See, we're just a
bunch of responsible friends going down

the sea world for some good, clean,
wholesome fun.

Oh, sorry I'm late. The cops pulled us
over and felt the need to search the

truck.

Hi, Mr.

and Mrs. Mitchell.

Ten cents a minute.

Oh, quality is job one.

Got milk?

You know what? I know what this party
needs.

Music. Right on.

99 bottles of beer on the way.

I'm ready to get toasted.

He's so crazy.

Frank, would you like to say a few words
to sum up this special occasion?

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Down the hatch.

Perhaps I should do the toast.

J .W. and Andel, congratulations on one
year of a loving relationship.

Yeah. And I'm happy to add that it was
right here in this very room where your

eyes first met.

I wasn't looking at her eyes. You know
what I'm saying?

What were you looking at, my car key?

Absolutely, baby. I was looking for the
key to your heart.

And you found it.

Oh, yeah.

Well,

that just about says it all.

Say, man, what is this, man?

Sparkling cider.

Oh, dang, Frank.

What a brother gotta do to make you bust
out the real bubbly.

Marry her?

Dee, can I see you in the kitchen for a
minute?

Excuse us.

We'll be right back.

You're supposed to be asking a man for a
raise, not insulting him or me. I'm

trying to loosen him up, baby. You know
how tight Frank is.

you'll squeeze a dollar till the eagle
lays an egg.

Come on, baby. We need this raise.

We have to save for our future.

Yeah, you're right.

You're right.

Because we ain't gonna always be
together.

You're right.

Because I'm leaving.

And give me my car keys and that $50 you
owe me. Oh, come on, baby. Now, you

know I was kidding, huh?

Huh? You know I'd never leave you.

Then go in there and get that raise. All
right. I'm going to do this for us.

Frank, I can't just put them out. That
would be rude.

Hey, Frank, can I holler at you for a
minute, man?

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

So, Dee, how's that car running?

Just fine, J .W.

I don't know if you noticed, but I steam
cleaned your engine.

I also noticed how you cleaned the
quarters out of the ashtray.

I thought that was my tip.

J .W., was there something that you
wanted to say?

Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right, right.

Look, Frank, I got to be up front with
you about the job, man. I'm not happy.

Oh, well, what's the problem?

Well, um... I strongly

feel... I strongly feel that there
should be Kit Kats in the vending

Good, good, good, man.

That was strange.

Especially since we don't have a vending
machine.

Cribs, what the hell were you thinking?

I'm sorry.

I didn't know they were going to kick us
out of the park.

Oh, so you didn't see the do not free
the animal sign?

I just want to know where exactly you
were going with the bird.

I was going to release it back to its
natural habitat.

It was from Tanzania, Chris.

Oh, my bad. I thought it said Tarzana.

Now what are we going to do?

The zoo's still open. We could go there.

Just a passing thought.

I haven't eaten, okay, and I get real
ugly when I'm hungry.

Then you haven't eaten in a long time.

All right, you guys, settle down.

We can go to this place called Old Town,
get something to eat and catch a movie.

Wow, now that's something we couldn't
have done in L .A.

You guys think of something, man.

I say we go find some live music and we
go chill at a club.

Yeah.

Oh, wait a minute. Isn't there a naval
base around here? I want to go flirt

the sailors.

Viva Mexico.

I went to see Dream Girl. Oh, I heard it
was good.

Oh, it was all right.

The original cast was much better.

That's it for the photos.

Oh.

J .W., wasn't there something you wanted
to ask Frank?

Oh, yeah.

Frank, why don't I help you clean up
these dishes? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

do it. I'm sure you two have to run. See
you Monday. No, no, no. I insist, man.

I mean, we can't be chauvinists and
leave this for D.

I mean, I help Ann deal with the woman's
work all the time.

What do you mean by woman's work?

You know, cooking, cleaning, that kind
of mess.

Oh, yeah.

You can't call him a chauvinist. You
notice the way he said woman's work

of girl's work.

Frank,

this sure is a nice crib.

Mm -hmm.

I just hope one day I can afford a place
that has a wall between the kitchen and

the living room.

But the economy going the way it's going
and my savings account going the way it

is.

Well, I don't even have a savings
account yet.

Okay, okay, J .W. I know where this is
going.

You want more money?

I'm glad that monkey's off my back.
Thanks, baby, man.

No problem. I'll give you some overtime.

Overtime? Y 'all see, my hours is fine.
I'm starting tomorrow at 6 a .m.

Come on, Danielle.

We got to go to bed.

Oh, G .W., not in front of D. and Frank.

I'm talking about getting some sleep.

I have to be at work at 6 a .m., which
means you have to pick me up at 5.

It's been real, Dee.

Oh, okay,

guys. Well, thanks for everything.

All right.

Good night now.

Okay.

I'm not picking you up at 5 o 'clock.
You better call Tyrone.

Frank, what did J .W. want?

A raise.

Honey, you didn't give it to him.

If I'd given it to him, then we would
have had to toast the Rays and they

would have left.

I'll give it to him tonight over the
phone.

Kim, I cannot believe they did not check
our IDs.

That's because I slipped the bouncer up,
by the way.

No, that's because they don't check ID
here.

Now, I wonder if he knew that.

I'm going to go see if they have a coat
check. Yo, Mo, we should be good looking

out. That's Johnny Polanco, Ben. I see
him in L .A. He want to definitely to

move. Thank you, Marco. You know how we
do it.

Actually, I'd rather know how they do
it.

Please,

you got some old menudos, idiot.

The coat check's full, but the kind
gentleman behind the counter said he

be able to find some room.

Cool.

For ten bucks a coat.

Well, just tell him to put them all in
one hanger.

Look, I got an idea. Why don't we leave
our stuff at the table and take a chance

watching?

Okay. Who got first watch?

Oh, come on, guys. This isn't fair.

What if I want a party?

What if I want to shake what my mother
gave me?

Chris, shake it right here.

All right, well, somebody better relieve
me in exactly 20 minutes.

In 20 minutes, I have a name, phone
number, and address.

Wow, what are you going to do?

Snatch your purse?

You guys, we are in Mexico. I mean,
we're actually in a foreign country. And

didn't need shots or anything.

Speaking of shots, I'll be at the bar.

I mean, this country is so rich in
culture, so steeped in ancient history.

and so crawling with Aztec cuties.

Dude, she is hot.

Go talk to her, yo. Let me go ask her to
dance.

Hey, uh,

would you like to dance?

Oh,

I don't speak Spanish.

Um, you?

Me?

Miurito, would you like...

Not everybody, girl. I'm going to tell
Michael.

Well, if you tell him, I'm going to...

Morton,

what are you drinking?

What? I smell alcohol.

We're in a bar.

one day more than you will thank me for
this that

was not my drink it was his

i'm sorry about your drink bonita

you can either buy me another one or you
can dance excuse

me but i don't dance with stranger

I am empty.

You're a great teacher.

You were just great.

Well, I'd love to stay and dance the
night away, but I've got to get up early

for work.

Yeah, I guess it's time for us to head
back to L .A.

Maybe we can keep in touch. I can't give
you more lessons.

I don't know. I don't know when I'm
going to be back out here.

Well, I'm starting UCLA in the fall,
so... Can I have your number?

Por favor, señorita.

I don't know. I don't usually do this.

Do you have a pen?

Yeah.

I'll call you.

Bye.

Moesha.

Moesha. Huh?

It's time to go, and no one ever
relieved me. I am mega PO'd.

Oh, Chris, you've been watching the cops
all night?

I'm sorry.

Maybe next trip.

You were supposed to be watching the
stuff.

Right.

Yo, Moe, give me the keys. I'm dropping
back.

Why are you asking me? It's Morgan's
truck.

Hello, I gave you the keys before you
started dancing with the salsa gang.

Oh, shoot.

Enrique has them. What?

What? You gave him my keys?

Moesha, what were you thinking?

Well, see, he was showing me a dance
deck. And he had to grab my hand.

And the keys, they were in the way.

So I gave them to him. Boy, the keys
were in the way. Moe, you ever hear of

pockets? They mess up my...

She has a pit point.

We don't have a way home.

Good counterpoint.

Why are we arguing? Let's go find him.

He went home. Well, where does he live?

I don't know.

But he is going to UCLA in the fall.

Then he's going to get to LA before us.

Oh, my God.

My dad is going to kill me.

Forget you. My mother's going to be
worried sick about her little carrot

I think you should bite the bullet and
call your father and have him call the

rest of our parents and explain to them
what an irresponsible child he has.

Lacey, I can't tell my dad that I'm in
Tijuana.

That's not our problem.

You told me to.

Oh, that's just the radio.

Morgan Suburban has a great sound
system. You think you were in the middle

the club?

Well, anyway, we're having car trouble.

Triple A?

Oh, my God. I do have Triple A. Yeah, we
called. They said they'll be here

within the hour.

Okay, we will.

You just bought some extra party time.

played, showed up, and everything worked
out fine.

So you had a good time.

Oh, yeah.

SeaWorld was a bomb.

All those fish.

And how was Tijuana?

T -who?

Enrique called.

He has the car keys.

I brought you souvenirs.

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