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It's time to get your laugh on.
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I
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can't
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believe we had a flat time.
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No, I can't believe you didn't know how
to change it.
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Well, it would help if you had a spit.
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The shortcut doesn't scare you, right?
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No.
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At least there's a full moon out to
light our way.
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Sorry shorty.
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Halloween and late night pizza with
anchovies do not mix.
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Hey, you know, tonight's a big night.
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Oh, Miles, you make a great Herculean.
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But you make an even better Xena.
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Help me!
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Somebody!
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Anybody!
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I'm too young to die.
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Honey, pass this here, please.
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and really did. Your stomach was
growling.
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Are you okay, son?
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Uh -huh.
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Honey, you're a little warm. I think
you're getting sick.
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The son of Zeus never gets sick.
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But then again, he never asked me if
Mo's cooking.
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Drink and sleep!
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Oh, shh, shh. Listen, guys, that's
Kevin. Don't say anything. I'm scared.
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Oh, yeah. Y 'all want to come take a
look? Oh, yes.
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Did you get a good deal? Whatever it
was, I could have done better.
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What are you wearing?
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Oh, this is my Halloween costume.
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You like it?
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I'm Saturn.
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Well, it's better than Uranus.
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Hey, is Miles ready to go trick -or
-treating? Oh, honey, I'm afraid little
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Hercules had a fever. I sent him to bed.
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Oh, baby, that's too bad.
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I mean, I know how much he was looking
forward to Halloween.
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Well, did he take it like a man?
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Well, he kicked and he screamed, so I
guess that's a yes.
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Did you get the Halloween candy?
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I got something even better. Oh.
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Saturn keychains and air fresheners.
Yeah, yeah. See, aliens, Star Wars,
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kids love anything sci -fi.
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And you love anything that's free.
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Hey, Miles.
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Miles, what are you doing out of bed?
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My temperature. It's gone down.
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It's a miracle.
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Well, so how's the patient?
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Well, according to this, he's dead.
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Oh, ice, huh?
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Next time, let the evidence melt first.
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This Halloween's jacked up.
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Anybody seen the phone?
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Mo, do I look sick?
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Miles, do I look like Dr. Quinn?
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Let me finish dialing first.
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Did you pick up your Patti LaBelle
costume?
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Yeah. Girl, Patti wish she looked this
good.
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Oh, um, you're still going to see Tina
Turner, right? And you know this.
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Yeah, but does Ike Mitchell know this?
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No, and he's not gonna know until after
we win the contest.
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Did Kim pick up her Diana Ross costume?
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Did Niecy follow Kim home?
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Now leave your message after this
smooch, and I'll return the call.
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If I feel like it.
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Kim, you need to stop renting girl sex.
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Okay.
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It's just that I am not messing up my
nail. Look, we just called to see if you
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got your costume, okay?
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See you tonight, girl. Peace.
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Hello? Niece, you still here? Yeah.
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Um, you know, I didn't want to say
anything before, but...
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Do they make a Diana Ross costume in
Kim's eyes?
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Lucy, you know you are wrong.
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But you know what? If they do, let's
pray it's spandex.
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Girl, I gotta go get ready, okay? Okay,
well, I'll see you at 7.
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Bye. All right, bye.
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Not tonight, Andel. Tonight we're... The
Divas of Stone.
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Oh, I'm scared of y 'all.
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Who? We scared of you, too.
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Anyway,
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guess who I am?
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Natoya Jackson?
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No.
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Michael?
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No.
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I'm Elvira, Mistress of Darkness.
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Well, you know, that's nice. Try Andel,
but we're going to win the costume
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contest. Yep.
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Is that you?
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Man, you look good.
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I know.
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Hey, dog, your lipstick is smudged.
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Good looking out.
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Hey, Kim.
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What happened to your costume?
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Yeah, you were supposed to be Diana
Ross.
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Well, I 86ed that idea.
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But we're supposed to be the Divas of
Soul.
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Just change that line, all right?
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Okay, Michael, we're working with the
theme here.
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She could have at least told her girls
before she messed up the program.
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Well, if her girls were really her
girls, then maybe y 'all would still
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program.
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Okay, now, are you Rodman or the
Riddler?
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Look, I promised my girl I wouldn't say
anything, but somebody's got to set you
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two straight.
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Michael, we don't know what you're
talking about.
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Maybe that's because you talk too much.
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Like this afternoon when Kim overheard
you clowning her weight.
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Huh? Talking about spandex.
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Dang. Wait, wait, I thought we hung up.
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Yeah, and Kim thought you were really
her friend.
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Now back to... Moesha.
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This video is frightening, Miles.
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No, no, no, baby, I was watching that.
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Honey, I got an idea.
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Let's tell scary stories.
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Miles, it's either scary stories or bed.
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Once upon a time, on a cold, dark, and
stormy night, there was a little boy
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who couldn't fall asleep. So he tossed,
and he turned, and he turned.
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And he told us... Are you sleeping in a
salad bowl?
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Suddenly, there was a hideous cry coming
from his bedroom closet.
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Frightened, the little boy, he pulled
the blankets up over his head and he
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screamed for his daddy.
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But his daddy never showed up. Now, was
this our king?
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May I finish the story, please?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Okay, okay.
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So, the screaming, it got louder and
louder, and the little boy, frightened,
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reached for his trusty flashlight.
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But the light, it just flickered for a
moment, then died.
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He should have used those bunny
batteries.
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So there he was, cloaked
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in darkness.
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When suddenly, the closet door.
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It flung open and out jumped a huge,
hairy monster with
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sharp fangs and bloody claws.
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And it slipped across the room and
jumped on to the poor, depressed little
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boy. Was it a zombie?
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to sleep with the little boy. The end.
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Oh, I get it.
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Powder puff.
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Trick or treat. Oh, well, let's see.
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Oh, here we got air fresheners for you.
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Oh, key chains for you. And here's some
stuff for you.
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Happy Halloween.
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You see, Dee?
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It's love, Saturn.
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I guess love hurts.
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Dee, can I go trick -or -treating?
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Sorry, Miles.
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But I want some candy. Honey, you are
too sick to go outside.
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Besides, I've got another scary story.
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Oh, Dee, hasn't the boy suffered enough?
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Why don't you go out and trick -or
-treat for him? Ease his pain. No, no,
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It's just too cold out there.
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Please.
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Don't forget your hat.
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I
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mean,
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there's got to be some way we can make
it up to Kim.
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Right.
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I mean...
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Look at her.
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Over there.
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Dancing with her boyfriend.
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Pretending to be the life of the party.
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Right. Right.
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She's pathetic.
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Let's go be pathetic with her.
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Do the dance step that we talked about.
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Excuse me. I'm dancing with my man.
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Why don't you dance with your man?
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Oops.
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You crazy, Kim. Yeah.
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long faces. You look like those twins
from Sister Sister.
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And Del, if you overheard your friends
joking about your weight, what would you
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do?
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I don't know, because my friends would
never do anything like that.
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But if they did, I'd have to question
our friendship.
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See?
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We need to stop asking her for advice.
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Niecy, we need to apologize to Kim.
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Oh,
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Miles, I'm sorry this Halloween didn't
turn out the way you wanted.
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It's not so bad.
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I'm beating you 49 zip.
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My dad's out there hustling candy for
me.
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Maybe we should do this every year.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Honey, what happened?
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Forget that. Where's my candy?
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Probably melting in someone's mouth.
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What?
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Well, everything was going great. I had
a bag full of candy, son.
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Then all of a sudden, from out of
nowhere, these roughnecks pull up next
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One says, Yo, planet head, give up the
candy.
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Did you get the license plates?
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No, they were on roller skates.
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No, but I did recognize the ringleader.
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Yeah, I think she's in your class,
Miles.
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Hey, what was I thinking?
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I got this today at the faculty meeting.
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Happy Halloween, Miles.
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You know, French -made costumes are a
very original idea.
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I just love everything French.
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French fries, French toast, French
mustard.
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My son, he's from Compton.
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I just love everything Compton.
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Baby, your nose is shining again.
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I'm always having problems with my T
-zone.
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Hey, Kim.
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Girl, you wearing that She -Devil
costume.
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Yeah, yeah. It looks like you're losing
weight.
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Uh -huh.
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Now, why is that a compliment?
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I was just saying that your costume
makes you look slimmer.
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says being a size 6, 4, or a 0 makes you
attractive.
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Uh... Cosmo?
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Kim, Michael told us that you heard what
we said, and it was wrong, and we're
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really, really sorry.
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Yeah, we didn't mean to talk about your
weight.
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You don't get it, do you?
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It's not about my weight.
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I'm secure with myself. I just don't
appreciate my so -called friends talking
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about me.
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Kim, we are your friends.
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Yeah, through thick and thin.
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I mean, I know what you meant, and I
know what you did, and I would never
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about my friends behind their backs.
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Wait, hold up.
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Now, uh, just the other day...
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You were talking about how bougie Mo is
since she started at Bridgewood. Excuse
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me. I meant bougie in a good way.
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And to think I stood up for you when Mo
was clowning your spaghetti legs.
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Spaghetti legs?
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Well, you know, see, I'd rather have
these legs than your heartbreak hotel
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sheet.
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Are you saying I can't keep a man?
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fail, man.
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Please, you're gonna be graduating with
miles.
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Well, I guess we're all busted for
talking behind each other's backs.
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So now what do we do?
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Be more careful.
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I'm just kidding.
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Aw, you guys, we need to stop gossiping.
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I'm sorry, Meesee and Kim.
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So am I.
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All right,
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listen up, everybody.
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I want to thank all the people for
supporting our first annual Halloween
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Tonight's first place winner will
receive two free tickets to the Magic
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Theater and a free haircut and all
-weave consultation at my pop's
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Please. Here you are, Mr. Q.
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Thank you, Mr. H.
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Tonight's winner for the best costume is
the She -Devil, Kim Parker.
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Come on, baby. Go get your prize.
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I already got my prize, my little bad
boy.
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And I got mine, too. You little She
-Devil.
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They say that we learn from our
mistakes.
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Well, I learned that sin isn't
necessarily better, and friendship never
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about each other.
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But if you absolutely have to, don't
ever do it on a three -way call.
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