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Pedal, start.

No, that's not it.

Pedal, start.

Damn, that's not it.

Pedal, lever, stop.

Damn, I'm going to have to do it myself.

Help!

He stole my bag! He stole my bag!

My passport!

My passport's in my bag!

Calm down. Your passport is in your bag? Yeah, my passport, my money, my credit

cards, everything is in my bag.

I can't get back home without my passport.

Um, where are you from?

San Francisco, California.

Okay, I'm going to call the embassy.

We will call your embassy.

I don't even have my cell phone. Keep calm. I'm looking for it.

Oh, shit. I got your phone.

It's up.

No, it's fine.

So what

am I supposed to do now?

You know where you live here in Paris?

Hotel Beauregard?

I don't even have money to pay for the room now.

Okay, I come with you to your hotel.

You know where is the address at least?

Good morning, ladies.

Non, mais moi je reste pas en fait, je l 'accompagne parce qu 'elle s 'est fait

braquer dans la rue à l 'instant.

Ah bah oui, en ce moment c 'est la saison, il y en a partout.

Vous avez appelé la police ? Non, on a essayé d 'appeler la banque pour faire

opposition, mais à cause du décalage horaire, c 'était fermé.

Et qu 'est -ce que je peux faire pour vous ? La situation c 'est qu 'elle n 'a

plus de papier, plus de carte de crédit, plus de main à paiement, et je crois qu

'elle n 'a pas encore payé son séjour.

Non.

On a fait une empreinte de sa carte bancaire en début de séjour, comme c

'usage, et habituellement on débite la carte dès qu 'elle a restitué la

Sauf que si elle fait opposition, le paiement sera rejeté.

Vous comprenez que vis -à -vis de ma direction, je ne peux plus laisser la

chambre, surtout en haute saison, sans garantie de paiement.

J 'aurais plutôt intérêt à la relouer.

Vous n 'allez pas la mettre dehors, la petite papier, plus rien ? Et vous,

pourquoi vous ne l 'hébergez pas ? Je ne la connais pas, moi.

Et si elle vous faisait un virement ? Non, un virement, ça mettrait plusieurs

jours à arriver sur notre compte.

Non, ça, c 'est pas la solution.

Ben, je ne sais pas quoi faire.

Bon, c 'est entendu.

Je vais vous donner les coordonnées bancaires de l 'hôtel.

Ben voilà.

Mais, vous vous porterez garante pour elle, jusqu 'à ce que nous soyons

crédités.

Comme ça, tout ira bien, parce que si elle venait à disparaître dans la

c 'est vous qu 'on débiterait.

Voyez, mademoiselle ?

Il y a toujours une solution.

Et c 'est cher une chambre chez vous?

Ok, ça c 'est mon phone number.

You call me when you call the bank?

Ok?

I trust you.

Parce qu 'à 50 euros la nuit, c 'est pas que ça m 'angoisse, mais bon.

Thank you so much.

I really appreciate all your help.

You are a wonderful person.

I'm really lucky that I met you today.

By the way, what is your name?

Jolene.

Jolene, nice to meet you. I'm Claire.

Claire. Claire.

You call me?

Hello! Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, not really.

I'm not going to let you start your car this morning.

It's not complicated.

You really do a lock.

You put position D, you keep your foot on the brake, and then you release it.

goes all by itself.

No, but drop it.

I don't understand anything about your case.

Anyway, I'm late for work.

I was a witness to an assault.

Really?

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay. It's an American who got hit in the street.

She was half open, on her shoulder.

It was written all over her forehead.

You mean with a gun?

No, just ripped.

But she had nothing left. No more passport, no more card, no less payment.

I'll give her a hand.

I'm just going to do this.

You didn't see my black shirt, baby?

No, I didn't see it. It's early in the morning, why are you taking a selfie?

I'll never come back.

Oui, bonjour monsieur.

C 'est moi qui suis venu hier accompagner une de vos clientes qui s

agresser.

Oui, voilà, c 'est ça.

Est -ce qu 'il serait possible de passer sa chambre, s 'il vous plaît ? Ah, d

'accord, ben c 'est pas grave, je rappellerai.

Et c 'est quel numéro de chambre ? La chambre 18, d 'accord.

Ben, je vous remercie.

Au revoir.

Are you okay? Don't you have your phone with you?

Yeah, nothing.

Do you live with me or with your phone?

No, but there's something I don't understand.

I can't get the calls. I have to unregister something.

Don't you want to try calling me?

Don't you want us to do it later?

Are you drooling?

No, why are you saying that?

You haven't had a good meal and you're still scratching your phone.

I'm tired.

It's the work that makes me tired.

Yeah, me too, the work makes me tired. It's not for as long as I'm making a

of myself.

Yeah, well, it's not the same for you. You work at home, you wake up super

Yeah, because I work at home, so you think it's the holidays.

And by the way, you consider me like your majeur d 'hommes.

I don't consider you at all like my majeur d 'hommes. What is this trial of

intention? Yeah, well, it's to be believed sometimes.

Every night I prepare you a dinner, I never have the right to thank you.

Can I know why you're taking my head there?

Yeah, and can I know why I see people who laugh or who cry?

One day you'll smile, the next day you'll make a face.

And you didn't notice anything, did you?

Everyone would notice, but you didn't.

What?

Can't you see I made a table?

I put candles, you drink in a cup, don't you?

Well, no.

Shit.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, you can be.

I'm really sorry, excuse me.

I completely forgot.

Yes, I saw.

How long has it been now?

Ten years.

We're so young.

We were especially super young.

And you, you're still young.

But ten years, it's a party.

That's where I wanted to come.

We can have a very big party.

By inviting a lot of people?

That's it. By inviting our families, for example. And you, you'll have a

beautiful white dress.

No.

With drapes, jewelry, all that.

No, are you serious?

Of course, very serious.

Do you want?

Well, yes.

Yes, yes.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure of it.

Don't stop without you.

How are you? Do you like your dream?

I knew it better, but...

Don't you stay a little longer with me?

Listen to me, I'm going to get the croissants.

Ah, breakfast in bed too.

It's a big fight today.

It's to make me forgive, so that you can die.

I'll be back in five minutes.

You're not having breakfast with me? No, I have to see a girlfriend.

I'm going to spend the weekend in a park.

We're going to enjoy the sun.

Which one do you prefer?

The black one or the flower one?

I don't know. It's going to be hot, but not the black one.

We didn't plan to spend the weekend together.

Really? We said that?

Yes, I think so.

I'm sorry.

If you want...

I won't be too late and then we'll promise each other.

Are you disappointed?

No, no.

So, did you call earlier?

We have camembert.

It's from Normandy, where I come from. Smell it.

Ew, that is so disgusting.

It really smells. I'm not going to eat that.

Come on, it's so good.

It's the best smell on earth.

No, I don't think so. I am from France.

strawberries cherries and

this is raspberry

whipped

cream whipped cream

I love whipped cream

My English is terrible.

Wow.

Whoa.

Yes, which one?

You know, the thing with contemporary art.

A guy who makes installations with yoghurt skins.

I didn't understand everything.

Don't you mind if I go to the movies tomorrow at the end of the morning?

No, you're kidding Claire.

We're going to have lunch with my parents tomorrow.

And? It can't wait until next Sunday?

No, it's scary if we don't go. I already called my mother, she's running errands

for the meal.

It doesn't make sense to cancel the last minute like that.

Anyway, I know very well that you don't like my mother.

Yes, I like your mother. She's a pain in the ass, that's all.

I don't understand how you've been supporting your father for so long.

You'll tell him, it'll make him happy.

Anyway, it's always the same. As soon as we go to eat there, you try to get rid

of him.

It's okay, it's okay. I'm going to call to cancel.

Cancel what? The cinema?

No, not the cinema.

I had to go with a girlfriend. I called my girlfriend.

What girlfriend?

Are you working for the RG or what?

Okay.

Oui, bonjour monsieur, je souhaiterais avoir la chambre 18, s 'il vous plaît.

Ah, depuis longtemps ? Bon, ben, c 'est pas grave, je

rappellerai. Merci, au revoir.

Wait a second, I'll try to call her back because I still haven't managed to call

her back to tell her that I won't be coming.

Yes, say hello again sir, it's to have room 18 please.

Ah, still not?

Well, can I leave a message?

Yes, so you'll tell her that Claire won't be coming.

That's it.

Well, thank you.

Goodbye.

You're giving the sailor a head to go to the movies, aren't you?

Yes, I said I would take it.

There, that's when we arrived in Tenerife.

It was very beautiful, by the way.

And there, we did a great hike all around the volcano.

Ah yes, it's pretty, isn't it?

You'll believe a little bit on the moon.

You can go there for your wedding trip.

Claire, have you made any plans for your trip to the US?

No, not really.

Well, what I advise you to do is not to make the same mistake as us.

So, above all, no organized travel. There are only old ones.

Yes, but the all -inclusive is still cheaper.

Yes, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, but our plane is 9 hours late.

9 hours.

And Coucou, he had a technical problem, it's the limit if he could not take off.

So wait, and then...

When you climb in there, you wonder if there's enough kerosene to get to my

port. You land, everyone applauds.

A miracle.

No, no, no,

no. What I advise you for your honey tune is the Maldives.

It's magic.

But again, it's not the same price.

It's not the same price, no.

Claire, can you stop for two seconds with your phone?

Claire, how is work going?

Because with all that we hear about unemployment... Well, there's a little

of post suppression, but it's okay.

Yes, but that's the fault of Europe.

You'll see, it leads us to disaster.

Stop your bullshit, dad.

Listen, I'm telling you that I was right.

And you'll see, you'll have no more eyes to cry.

I cannot right now, but I could later in the evening.

Okay, I can come at your hotel at 8pm.

Great. See you later.

Bye.

Excusez -moi, c 'était pour le boulot.

Un dimanche ?

This is Claire.

I can't understand anything that you're saying.

It's a beautiful language but...

I can't understand anything.

Sorry, Jolene. I was telling to Claire that we met in San Francisco three years

ago and that we stayed in touch.

Sorry, Jolene. I speak English.

Did you stay in Paris or did you go elsewhere?

I got in on Thursday.

I didn't have time to take a train or rent a car, but I'd really love to see

French countryside.

Maybe we could rent a car.

Maybe we could find a nice hotel in Honfleur or Le Touquet.

Honfleur or...

I have a car.

Yes, I do have a car.

I could

take my car and drive you where you want.

That's great.

Where could we go?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, you're not sleeping yet?

It's quite early for you to come home.

It's almost two in the morning.

Oh shit, I should have warned you.

I tried to call you the whole night, I fell systematically on your voice box.

Yeah, I ran out of battery. I forgot to charge my phone before leaving.

But you could have kept me informed. You take a phone call from someone and you

call me. I was dead of worry.

You were dead of worry or dead of jealousy?

You turn to two in the morning, the mouth in the heart, and you let me

Listen, I'll do what I want, you're not my mother, I don't want to listen to

you.

Hey, what's up? Don't make that face.

I don't want to talk to you this morning.

Besides, I still smoke alcohol.

No, but whatever.

I told you I ran out of battery. You're not going to drive me for six months

either.

I can still tell you where you were. I thought you didn't want to talk.

Yeah, you're fine with that.

I went to pick up my girlfriend at her hotel.

We went to see two of her friends, we chatted. I didn't see the time pass,

that's it. End of story.

So you're going to hang out with two guys and I'm going to come and get him.

You don't have to worry.

From what I understand, they're not too interested in girls.

Oh, and shit, for once I'm having fun. Give me peace.

This wedding project is going well.

Exactly, Parmesan.

I think... I think I need a little time to think about it.

But time, you're kidding. We've been together for ten years.

If we don't get married, when do we get married?

Well, it's going to sound weird, but... I need a little time to be alone.

We've been together since I was 18.

19? Yeah, 18 and a half years, if you want, it's the same. It's young.

I need to make the point.

If it doesn't bother you, I'll take the car and then I'll go to my parents' for

a few days.

Alone?

Come

on,

get in the car, Simone!

I'm so happy to be with you.

This is the best vacation I think I've ever had.

I seem to have lost something.

um

You did it!

Yay! I want to do it again.

Yes? Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

What are we eating?

No, it's not cooked tomatoes.

Are you okay, Claire?

Yeah, yeah.

But tell me about your boyfriend.

I thought he wasn't interested in girls.

You saw him last night, didn't you?

Last night, it was different.

We had sex, you were there to watch.

I think it excited him.

There's something I don't get.

I don't understand her either. You see, I bring her here, to my parents.

It's been a week we've been together and... Wait.

Wait, Claire. There's still a misunderstanding.

Jolene appreciates you a lot.

And you will stay in contact with her for a long time, like Thomas and I have

been in contact with her for three years.

But you should really not consider that you should go out together. You will

hurt yourself if you reason like that.

And so me, she has nothing to do with me.

I just serve her to have some country and have fun.

But no, she has a good background, Jolene. You can see it.

She is sincerely happy to spend time with you.

And it gives her the right to roll shovels in front of us and we have to

with both hands.

You think you know her, but I think you don't know her that well.

Do you know that she's in a relationship?

She has a nana?

A guy and a little boy.

They've been living together in the United States for 10 years.

Don't mess with the comet, it won't stay here.

you like it oh yeah thank you it feels so good yeah well it's good for me too

you have soft skin that's a pleasure oh thank you merci

and you know how we call freckle in french no what

is freckle in french that translation is something like seed of beauty oh that's

so sweet that's true See you very well, I think.

You're such a charmer.

Maybe. Well, definitely in Paris, I think I need to do something around

Yeah, absolutely.

So, isn't, like, love, amour?

Amour, yeah, that's it.

Amour, like, love of the anus. Amour, anus. Yeah, yeah.

Amorous anus.

It's a beautiful night for a swim.

You have stretch marks.

Excuse me?

Yes, bring Nancy stretch marks.

Well girls, we're going to the beach. Are you coming with us?

No, I stay here, I have things to do.

I think I better stay here.

As you wish.

What's happening?

Oh, are you angry at me?

You couldn't be angry at me, could you?

No, I don't think so.

What if I do this?

You don't have a whip, huh?

You like to play rough?

I can play rough.

I like to play rough.

Now I'm not so pinky.

I have some kinks of my own.

I have

something

in my pants for you.

What? You wanna feel?

we can get really kinky with this I wanna put it inside you

I wanna fuck you so hard

get onto

the bed put your mouth on me

I want you to trace your tongue on my cuff

are you a hungry kitten?

want

your

mouth on me?

Here, get on all fours like a kitten.

On the bed.

I like the way that looks with your

ass in the air.

Can you show me how deep you can take it?

Hmm.

Even more than...

C 'est bon.

Can you do that with your app?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do that.

Yeah.

I want for you to back your head. I want for you to swallow it.

With the hungry beautiful foot.

Well, yeah.

It was so good!

Honestly, if you should have come, the water was so good!

There Claire, you were attacked by a tiger!

I'm sure that we'll see each other again.

You could come and visit in San Francisco.

My house is your house.

You could meet my family there.

Yes.

Maybe.

Bye bye! Bye bye!

Ciao!

I brought you back your car, it's intact.

Are you kidding me?

I warn you, it's not the day for reproaches.

No, but do you trust how you treat people?

Ah, it's not people, it's you.

Claire, you're angry for five days, you don't give any news. Not a text message,

not a traveler's note, not an email, nothing at all.

You quietly arrive at the apartment and you tell me it's not the evening for

reproaches? No, but are you kidding me or what?

I told you I had a lot of loneliness.

I thought you would understand.

But well, if I have to take you to class... If you need to study, I can

understand. But don't leave me like this for five days, thinking that the other

asshole will wait for me at home.

I don't agree with that.

Well, it's okay.

I see that you weren't bored during my absence.

Normally, you'd be drinking with a cap, but I don't think so.

Do you think you're really well -placed to study?

Anyway, you didn't go there alone, I know.

And even less with your parents.

I'm sure there's a guy down there.

There's no guy.

Yeah, there might be a few.

Yeah, I'm not ashamed to say it. You take me so for a fool that this week I

called someone, you see.

But me, unlike you, I have the honesty to say it.

It's Juliette.

It's not true, you're with Juliette.

She doesn't look at you.

And can I know how long you've been seeing her?

Well, it doesn't prove you've never tried to see her.

It was the first time we saw each other.

And why would I believe you?

Are you sure you're well -placed to play the inquisitors?

Yes, I saw Juliette this week because she wants me, unlike you.

If I don't want you, maybe there's a reason.

Which one, please?

If we don't kiss anymore, maybe it's because you kiss badly.

That's disgusting.

That's disgusting?

Why is it disgusting?

And that's the conclusion of the program.

Thank you.