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Hey!
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Are you single?
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I'm a matchmaker at Adore.
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Please give me a call if you want to meet somebody.
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We have a lot of great matches for you.
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Talk soon.
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James, hi.
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Thanks for calling me back.
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Um, I just wanted to get some feedback on your first date
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with my client Sophie.
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I'm actually on my way to meet her right now...
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but I had a quick chat with her this morning...
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and the headline is, she had a great time
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and would love to see you again.
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Hello? James?
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Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service.
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May I ask why?
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I thought you were going to set me up
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with high-quality women.
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I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile.
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She's 40 and fat.
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- She's 39.
- 39 is not 30s, that's 40.
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I would never swipe right on a woman like that.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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I'm so happy.
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You did it, Lucy.
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When you said that he's 47 and only makes 150K a year...
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I almost said no, but I'm really happy I trusted you.
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I know it's only been one date
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and I need to manage my expectations...
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but this is probably the best first date I've ever had!
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Uh, Sophie, so I just got off the phone with him.
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And he loved meeting you,
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he had a great time...
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But he doesn't feel like the chemistry
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is there for him at this time.
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So.
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Onward and upward.
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He doesn't want a second date?
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No.
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He's balding.
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How fucking dare he?
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Dating is a risk.
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You took a risk. It's brave.
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Why did you set me up with someone like that?
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He checked a lot of our boxes...
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and you checked a lot of his.
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So, onwards and upwards.
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Let's talk about your next match.
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I have an amazing guy for you.
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His name is Mark, he's a doctor,
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he's very handsome...
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he has a full head of hair, he's 48.
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That's almost 50.
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He looks great for 48.
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He's very fit. He looks like he's 40.
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- How tall?
- 5'11".
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Is he actually 5'11" or is he actually 5'9" and is lying?
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What's a couple of inches?
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I don't want to waste my time.
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I am not asking for a miracle.
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I'm just asking for the bare minimum.
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I'm trying to settle.
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Sophie.
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I know how it feels right now.
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But I promise you...
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you're going to marry the love of your life.
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I don't believe you.
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That's okay.
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I believe it.
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Girl of the hour!
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Tonight, we're all gathered
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to celebrate the most talented Lucy.
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One hell of a matchmaker with razor-sharp instincts...
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and an eagle eye for chemistry because this weekend...
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her client Charlotte B. is getting married!
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Charlotte B. is marrying Peter C.
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The Prince Charming
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Lucy matched her with 20 months ago.
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How many marriages are you responsible for now, Lucy?
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Nine.
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Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
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Lucy, do a speech!
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Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
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Okay.
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My speech is...
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that if the girl asks for
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a 6-foot-tall drink of water...
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in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand
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and a... good hairline...
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you deliver.
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How did it go with Sophie L. today?
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It took our membership team an hour to get her to renew.
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Hopeless.
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I'm afraid there's not a single man in New York City
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that'll date this girl.
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What seems to be the issue?
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That's the thing. There is nothing wrong with her.
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She's okay attractive...
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okay money, okay educated, okay personality.
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There's just not a standout quality.
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She's not competitive in the mainstream market...
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and there is no niche market for her.
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Exactly.
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And if there's no specialty appeal...
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then there's no place for her in any market.
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That is tough.
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And she's my favorite client right now.
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I mean, she's entitled like everyone,
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but she's sweet...
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and she's realistic, she's not crazy.
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She's a nice girl.
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There's got to be a guy out there
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who just wants a nice girl.
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What about Mark P.?
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He's okay.
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I pitched him to her already.
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She's afraid he's not actually 5'11".
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And I'm like, can we please not worry
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about a couple inches right now?
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Because you're about to die alone.
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You know there's a surgery for that.
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For dying alone?
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For getting taller.
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Up to six inches.
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You break your legs, and...
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extend it, let the bone heal itself.
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That's a game changer.
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It costs like 200K.
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Six inches can double a man's value in the market.
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If you can afford it,
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it's definitely worth the investment.
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What's the saying?
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"You're not ugly, you just don't have money."
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Right.
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Do you have a dress picked out for the wedding?
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Yes.
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Are you going alone?
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Mm-hmm.
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Lucy M.: The Eternal Bachelorette.
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A voluntary celibate.
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Do you want me to set you up with someone?
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No, I'm gonna die alone.
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Or get a rich husband.
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Same thing.
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Hi, Charles.
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Good to see you.
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You look beautiful.
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Oh, my God, look how big they are.
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Mom.
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Congratulations.
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Nice to see you.
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You look beautiful.
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Nice to see you again.
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Hi, Henry. Hi.
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I have been saying to everyone
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that Peter and Char are my couple goals...
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and I need to find my own Peter
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and you're responsible?
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Well, I'm how Charlotte and Peter met, okay?
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But it's up to the client
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to build a strong enough relationship...
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that leads to marriage.
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But how did you know that
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Peter would be the perfect guy for Char?
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Well, she can't tell, it's her industry secret.
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There are no industry secrets.
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We can always meet our life partner
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out in the wild or swiping on apps.
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But the happy ending to a first date...
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is not the second date.
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It's changing each other's diapers
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and burying each other.
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You're looking for a nursing home partner
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and a grave buddy.
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Who our partner is...
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it determines our whole life...
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and how we live.
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Not for one, two, ten years, but...
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forever.
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Oh, my God.
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I need you so badly.
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Yeah, I'm desperate.
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Can I give you my card?
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Of course.
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I'm going through a divorce, but once it's over...
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I would really, really like to give you a call.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Lucy. She needs you.
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Excuse me.
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I just need five minutes alone with her.
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- Hi, Charlotte.
- Hey, Lucy.
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How're you holding up?
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Not good.
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What's going on?
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What's going on...
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is that I am a modern woman.
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Like, I could've been anything.
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Anything.
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But I chose to become...
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a bride.
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I chose this.
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It's not like I'm getting married
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because I need to forge a...
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relationship between two kingdoms.
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It's not like my family needs a cow.
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I chose this. I chose to marry a man.
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Charlotte.
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Marriage is a business deal.
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And it always has been
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since the very first time two people did it.
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You can always walk away if the deal isn't good.
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And as the person who introduced you to Peter,
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I will walk right out of here with you.
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So tell me: do you not want to get married today?
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I have to.
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- Why?
- Bec...
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My parents spent so much money on this wedding.
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We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars...
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on this wedding just so that
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I could feel like a fucking woman.
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Why do you really,
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in the darkest, ugliest part of yourself,
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want to marry Peter?
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And I promise you...
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I have heard every reason
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why a person wants to get married to someone.
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And none of them are shocking or wrong or crazy to me.
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It will be a secret between you and me.
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You promise it'll be a secret?
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I promise.
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You cannot tell anyone.
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Not a soul. It is so awful.
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I will take it to my grave.
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He makes my sister jealous.
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She's never said that, but I know it's true.
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She thinks he's better than her husband.
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She thinks he's...
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got a better job, that he's better-looking.
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Taller.
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And...
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that makes me feel...
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...like I've won.
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So this is about value.
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Peter makes you feel valuable.
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Yeah, he does.
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He really does.
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Does that make you want to marry him?
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Hey.
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I'm Harry.
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Lucy.
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You're the matchmaker.
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You're the brother.
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What are you doing at the singles table?
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My mother wants me to marry.
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I can help you with that.
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I saw you recruiting earlier.
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A wedding like this must be a gold mine.
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There's a lot of opportunity here for our company.
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Your sales pitch is perfect
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because you make it feel like it's their idea.
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It's not like you're telling people they need you,
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nobody wants to hear that.
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If they need you,
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then something is wrong with them.
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Instead...
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you're saying: "You could do this on your own
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"but if you're lucky enough to be able to afford me,
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"why not?"
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You're a luxury good.
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Then they really do feel like they need you...
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just like they need every other luxury in their lives.
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Once you get your first $400 haircut,
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you can't go back to Supercuts, can you?
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It's easy.
276
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,814
No. You're just really good.
277
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,277
What's it like?
278
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,445
What's what like?
279
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,948
Being a matchmaker.
280
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,242
It's like working at the morgue,
281
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,745
or an insurance company.
282
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,248
In what way?
283
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,420
6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat.
284
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,964
White, Black, Asian.
285
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,924
Doctor, lawyer, banker.
286
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,927
100 grand, 200 grand, 300 grand.
287
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,221
Smoker, non-smoker.
288
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,556
But you must know a lot about love.
289
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,892
I know about dating.
290
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,061
What's the difference?
291
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,399
Dating takes a lot of effort.
292
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,484
A lot of trial and error.
293
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,113
A ton of risk and pain.
294
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,450
Love is easy.
295
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,369
Is it?
296
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,248
I find it to be the most difficult thing in the world.
297
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,751
That's because we can't help it.
298
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,839
It just walks into our lives sometimes.
299
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,508
Are you hitting on me?
300
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,510
Definitely not.
301
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,303
But I do think that you would be
302
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,015
a great match for a lot of our clients.
303
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:50,809
We need more straight men in New York City.
304
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,603
You look about six feet tall. How much money do you make?
305
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,522
Just straight up like that?
306
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:59,693
I make 80 grand a year before taxes.
307
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,737
Do you make more or less than that?
308
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,739
More.
309
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,241
I know.
310
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,493
Finance, right?
311
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,581
Private equity.
312
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,624
Do you want a drink?
313
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,002
- Sure.
- What do you want?
314
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,838
Coke and beer.
315
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,304
Hey, buddy.
316
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,431
Hi, John.
317
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:42,652
Working now, obviously, but talk after dinner service?
318
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,737
Yeah.
319
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:44,781
Okay.
320
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:50,911
Love is the last religion...
321
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:56,875
the last country, the last surviving ideology.
322
00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,463
So what else really is there to believe in?
323
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,175
When you get lost...
324
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:08,054
and I know you'll be lost at times...
325
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,098
it's life.
326
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,476
When you're lost...
327
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,270
the answer is simple.
328
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,732
Just go where love is.
329
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:24,153
Just go where love is.
330
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,913
♪ Touching hands ♪
331
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,042
♪ Reaching out ♪
332
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:45,424
♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
333
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:49,427
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
334
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,096
♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
335
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:54,474
♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪
336
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:57,687
♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
337
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,160
Hi.
338
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,203
Hey.
339
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,813
So, what made them perfect for each other?
340
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,443
Similar economic background.
341
00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,445
Politically aligned.
342
00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:51,282
Well-matched in their attractiveness.
343
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,701
Similar upbringing.
344
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,328
Similar upbringing?
345
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,830
They both come from big happy families.
346
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,918
"Big happy families."
347
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,461
Yes.
348
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,047
I'll believe it when I see it.
349
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,050
The perception of a "big happy family"...
350
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:13,262
is all you need to have a "big happy family."
351
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:17,016
That's all it takes to be soulmates?
352
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,685
Basically.
353
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,981
Poor...
354
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,525
voted for Bernie...
355
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,569
shitty family.
356
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,988
Are we soulmates?
357
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,491
Probably.
358
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,044
How's acting going?
359
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,172
How does it look like it's going?
360
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,924
Sorry.
361
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:54,052
No, don't be, I'm just being a dick.
362
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,597
I'm giving you a hard time because I'm embarrassed.
363
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,057
What are you embarrassed about?
364
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,601
Having a job?
365
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,105
I'm in a play.
366
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,274
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
367
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:09,192
It's not for a while.
368
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,695
I'm just doing jobs like this to try and save some cash...
369
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,406
before rehearsal starts.
370
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,337
Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight.
371
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,760
I missed you.
372
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,929
Yeah.
373
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,308
You don't even remember my face.
374
00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,449
Got it.
375
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,243
Your turn.
376
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,673
You seeing anyone?
377
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,263
You saw me at the singles table.
378
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,248
I missed you too.
379
00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:02,014
Can I give you a ride home after I'm done finishing up?
380
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,141
I have my car here.
381
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,228
Yeah.
382
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,814
We should catch up.
383
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,638
Mommy, mommy.
384
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,560
Giving me your number?
385
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,061
Recruitment.
386
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,271
Worked for your brother,
387
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,023
so I think it will work for you.
388
00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:56,944
I'll call you if you dance with me.
389
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,249
I'm going to call you.
390
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,543
But not to hire you.
391
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:17,464
I'm probably not someone you want to date.
392
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,798
Why not?
393
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:22,136
Because the next person I date, I'm gonna marry.
394
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,138
So what kind of a person
395
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:27,974
does a matchmaker want to marry?
396
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:32,729
Well, my non-negotiables are that they're rich.
397
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:37,609
My nice-to-have is that they're mind-numbingly...
398
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,403
absurdly...
399
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:41,739
achingly...
400
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,365
rich.
401
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,203
Are you hitting on me?
402
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,517
We have the penthouse at the Ritz
403
00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:12,436
for the afterparty, if you want to come.
404
00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,563
Maybe next time.
405
00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,858
Can my driver drop you somewhere?
406
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:19,944
I have a ride.
407
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:33,958
Remember this one?
408
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,294
Yep.
409
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,136
You still live in the same place?
410
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,179
Yep.
411
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,931
Rent's still $850.
412
00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,849
No fucking way.
413
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,269
It's falling apart.
414
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,604
I never get hot water.
415
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,983
How are your roommates?
416
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,527
David moved in with his fiancee...
417
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,904
and I think Logan is developing
418
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,364
a drinking problem.
419
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,949
David is engaged?
420
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,242
Yeah.
421
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,868
To the TikTok girl?
422
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,078
Yep.
423
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,373
She does OnlyFans now too.
424
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,041
Good for him.
425
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,585
Is it?
426
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:22,380
He's a 5'7" depressed novelist who's never been published.
427
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,841
He couldn't do better.
428
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,390
It's that simple, huh?
429
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,476
It's just math.
430
00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:40,608
What are you thinking about?
431
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,403
It smells the same.
432
00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:46,697
What, my car?
433
00:31:48,616 --> 00:31:49,658
Mm-hmm.
434
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:55,788
- Look, there!
- I'm not going to pay $25
435
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,790
to park this piece of shit for an hour.
436
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,292
That's the cheapest we'll ever get.
437
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,044
We'll find street parking on the next block.
438
00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,046
John, it's been 20 minutes. I'll just pay for it.
439
00:32:03,047 --> 00:32:04,464
You're not paying.
440
00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:05,965
- We're going to have to...
- These fucking people...
441
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,258
forfeit the reservation
442
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,760
if we're more than 15 minutes late
443
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,053
and then they charge us a cancellation fee of
444
00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:11,137
$25 per person.
445
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,597
Wait, are you fucking serious?
446
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,806
I told you this like 10 times.
447
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,224
That's extortion. Why would you make
448
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,559
a reservation at such a criminal place?
449
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,560
We agreed to go to nice restaurants
450
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,228
on our anniversary.
451
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,938
Oh, there's no "nice" places in New York City that won't...
452
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,607
charge you 50 bucks if you're a couple minutes late?
453
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,067
Why did we even bring the car?
454
00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:26,277
Yes, it's my fault, my rehearsal ran long.
455
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,862
- You made your point.
- We could've called a car.
456
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,947
So we could spend $50 to get into the city...
457
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,574
and then another $200 at the restaurant?
458
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,327
Why do you have a car if you can't pay for it, John?
459
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:35,828
Look, right there.
460
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:38,498
$20 for 40 minutes? What the fuck is this math?
461
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,083
I don't want to fight about money
462
00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:42,001
with my boyfriend on our anniversary.
463
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:43,336
It makes me feel like my parents.
464
00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:44,796
I'm sorry, okay?
465
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,839
We'll park at the next garage we see.
466
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,049
What are you doing?
467
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,425
Lucy.
468
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:50,552
Where the fuck are you going?
469
00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,013
Hey, I'm sorry, all right? 'm sorry.
470
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:58,226
I don't have any money, and I forgot.
471
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:01,145
What? What did you forget? That you love me?
472
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,356
Will you please get back in the car? Please?
473
00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:05,983
I don't want to hate you because you're poor...
474
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,986
but right now I do, and it makes me hate myself.
475
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:12,532
Do you know how hard it is to make you happy?
476
00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:15,952
And I want you to be happy. I'm trying. I really am.
477
00:33:15,953 --> 00:33:19,455
I know. And it's almost enough to make me happy.
478
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:24,961
I wish that I didn't care if we ate from a halal cart...
479
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:27,964
on our five-year anniversary, but I do.
480
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:32,593
And however much you hate me, I promise, I hate myself more.
481
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,720
I don't hate you.
482
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:34,722
You do.
483
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,100
And it's not because we're not in love.
484
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,019
It's because we're broke.
485
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,723
You want to come up?
486
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:24,688
Yes.
487
00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:28,275
But I shouldn't.
488
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:34,948
Thanks for the ride.
489
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:38,660
Anytime.
490
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,751
Invite me to your play.
491
00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:47,544
I will.
492
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:06,437
I'm just giving you feedback
493
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,939
so you can improve your performance...
494
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:09,565
and I can start getting better matches.
495
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,651
I want to meet someone who is a combination of all
496
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:14,487
the different awesome parts of the last four matches.
497
00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:17,114
Sophie's job and education level,
498
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,826
Emily's body and lifestyle,
499
00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:22,995
Piper's face and sense of style...
500
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:27,124
and Jane's hobbies and taste in TV shows.
501
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,670
Easy, since I'm Dr. Frankenstein.
502
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:35,132
I'm turning 48 in a few months
503
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,261
and I think I need to meet someone more grown.
504
00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:39,595
Someone I can talk to,
505
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,765
just a proper woman who knows good music...
506
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:46,394
has seen old movies, things like that.
507
00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:49,313
My last couple girlfriends were 21 and 24...
508
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:52,441
and they were honestly kind of immature.
509
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,610
I can imagine it might be
510
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:58,739
a little hard to relate to girls born in the 2000s.
511
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,867
I have a really special client,
512
00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,326
her name is Sophie...
513
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:05,122
she's a highly accomplished lawyer, she's 39.
514
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,583
Um...
515
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:12,295
I wasn't really thinking 30s.
516
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:13,588
So when you said older...
517
00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,632
I meant more like 27, 28.
518
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,466
Ah.
519
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,343
It gets really intense and complicated
520
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,386
with women in their 30s.
521
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,305
They have really high expectations
522
00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:24,348
and they tend to rush things because I guess,
523
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,560
their biological clock's ticking.
524
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:31,147
I have another really beautiful client, she's 31...
525
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,107
Uh.
526
00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:34,901
No.
527
00:36:34,902 --> 00:36:37,613
Someone... 27.
528
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,573
Even 29 is pushing it.
529
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,199
Trust me... it's the best thing for everyone.
530
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,826
I genuinely get along much better
531
00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,037
with girls in their 20s.
532
00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:49,707
I don't care what she's like or how she lives...
533
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,293
I just care that she's my type physically.
534
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:54,503
What's your type physically?
535
00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,464
Fit.
536
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,257
Just fit?
537
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,344
Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI.
538
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,304
Okay.
539
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:08,935
Thank you for agreeing to come on a date with me.
540
00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:10,186
Well, I only said yes to this
541
00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,562
so you'd realize you're wrong...
542
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,105
and you're not actually interested in me.
543
00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,274
My instincts are usually right.
544
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:16,609
You think that you're more right
545
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,194
about this than a professional?
546
00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:21,280
Oh, sure, you're the expert, but I trust my gut.
547
00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:24,492
Okay. We'll see.
548
00:37:24,493 --> 00:37:26,244
You look really good today.
549
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,375
Thanks.
550
00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:34,460
How many drinks per week?
551
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:39,674
Depends, but like, 8? 10? Work makes it hard not to.
552
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:41,843
- Do you do drugs?
- Never.
553
00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:45,304
I do pot at parties.
554
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,597
Me too.
555
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,308
So not never.
556
00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:51,227
Hmm.
557
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,563
What do you think is your best physical feature?
558
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:56,525
My eyes aren't bad.
559
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,827
How did you end up doing what you do?
560
00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:09,912
Both my parents work in finance...
561
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:11,122
and so does my brother,
562
00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,665
so I just kind of ended up doing it.
563
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,418
And we all work for the firm my mother started.
564
00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:19,171
- It's a family business.
- Yeah, it's boring.
565
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,339
Mm.
566
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,175
How did you get into doing what you do?
567
00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:28,681
It was the... first and only thing
568
00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:29,891
I was really good at.
569
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,352
What else do you want to know about me?
570
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:34,854
I bet your parents never raised
571
00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:36,440
their voices at each other.
572
00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:38,774
I think almost never.
573
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:40,569
Maybe they were secretly fighting.
574
00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,114
Did they ever fight about money?
575
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:45,991
No.
576
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,035
Makes sense.
577
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,872
I think we emulate the way our parents fight.
578
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,831
Hmm.
579
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,207
I see couples fighting in the middle of the street
580
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,959
in New York and I don't get it.
581
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,463
Aren't they embarrassed to do that in front of people?
582
00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:04,092
I'm the type to fight in the middle of the street.
583
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,470
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
584
00:39:07,471 --> 00:39:08,680
Have you ever done that?
585
00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:13,184
Never.
586
00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,685
Do you think he will like me?
587
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,270
I think you will really like him.
588
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,065
- Are you sure?
- Stay open-minded.
589
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:21,192
- I'm so nervous.
- All right.
590
00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:22,401
Okay, text me after
591
00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:23,861
- and I'll call you tomorrow.
- Okay.
592
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,529
- Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye.
- Bye.
593
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,864
- Hi.
- Hi.
594
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,700
Wow. Thank you.
595
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,494
You're welcome.
596
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,579
You okay?
597
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:36,123
Yes. My client is going on a date right now too.
598
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,291
You seem nervous.
599
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,834
I really want her to like this guy.
600
00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,669
She's had, like, 10 bad dates in a row
601
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,213
and I just need to deliver.
602
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,589
Are you feeling guilty that
603
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,383
you're about to go on a good date?
604
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,014
I don't know if I like you
605
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,683
or if I just like the places you take me to.
606
00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:55,893
You like me?
607
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,020
When did that happen?
608
00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,523
I think when I saw the way you pick up the bill.
609
00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,526
I do it
really well, don't I?
610
00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:05,027
You do.
611
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:07,322
Just one swift motion.
612
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:11,450
No hesitation. No fear.
613
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,246
Well, I can afford it, so why would I be scared?
614
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,414
You're investing a lot in me, huh?
615
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,918
I just want our dates to be romantic.
616
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:24,548
How expensive a meal is makes the date romantic?
617
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:26,383
Doesn't it?
618
00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:33,639
When we first met...
619
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,517
you said your job makes you think like a mortician
620
00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:38,770
or an insurance claims adjuster.
621
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,273
How am I as a corpse?
622
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,942
A good corpse.
623
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,569
How about as a payout?
624
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:49,488
Couldn't ask for better.
625
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,074
As a nursing home partner?
626
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,578
A grave buddy?
627
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,253
You can do better than me.
628
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:05,754
Can I?
629
00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:08,049
You know how to do the math, don't you?
630
00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:13,262
In my line of work...
631
00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:15,681
I meet hundreds of highly desirable,
632
00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:17,183
high quality men...
633
00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:21,979
but you are what we call in my industry "a unicorn."
634
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,523
An impossible fantasy.
635
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:26,192
Your brother was a unicorn, too.
636
00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:29,361
The reason my clients cannot lower their expectations...
637
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,697
is because, against all odds,
638
00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,158
men like you do actually exist.
639
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,161
Well, I'm sure something is wrong with me.
640
00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:39,998
You're perfect.
641
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,375
You're smart.
642
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:46,962
You have ideal income, ideal education...
643
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:50,007
ideal lifestyle, ideal height...
644
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,468
you're good-looking, you have a great body,
645
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:53,803
you're charming.
646
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,974
You were born rich, raised rich,
647
00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,476
you're still rich.
648
00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:03,312
You own a penthouse in Tribeca.
649
00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:05,356
You can take a girl to a restaurant like this
650
00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:10,152
and it's not even like a special occasion.
651
00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:14,865
You don't have a drug habit or a call girls habit.
652
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,076
You even know how to cut your hair,
653
00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:18,994
and how to dress.
654
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:20,288
You have taste.
655
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:26,835
You are a 10 out of 10 in every category.
656
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,088
A complete package.
657
00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:33,008
So I don't know why you're trying to throw it all away
658
00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:34,093
on someone like me.
659
00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:35,720
What's someone like you?
660
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,015
Just a girl who works.
661
00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:44,103
I'm older than the women you could be dating.
662
00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:47,815
Which means my looks won't last as long.
663
00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:50,234
And I have fewer years left to get pregnant.
664
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,528
If you marry a 25-year-old,
665
00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:55,739
then in 10 years she'll look like me.
666
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,034
If you marry me, in 10 years I'll look like my mother.
667
00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:00,953
What does your mother look like?
668
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:03,872
I was born poor, raised poor,
669
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:06,875
and even though I work, I have debt.
670
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:10,338
I'm a college dropout and a failed actress.
671
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,258
I have no dowry.
672
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,719
If anything, I have a negative dowry.
673
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,763
Do I look like I need a dowry?
674
00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:23,767
At the end of the day, the math doesn't add up.
675
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:27,564
Given your position in the marketplace and given mine,
676
00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,275
I'm not a girl you marry.
677
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,653
I'm a girl that you go home with once,
678
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,573
and then never call again.
679
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,036
So...
680
00:43:41,995 --> 00:43:44,164
what are you doing with me?
681
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,710
You say you think I'm smart,
682
00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:51,796
but you're talking to me like I'm a caveman.
683
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,508
I wouldn't date you if I didn't see value.
684
00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:57,760
I'm not like my brother.
685
00:43:57,761 --> 00:43:59,136
I'm not looking for the nicest,
686
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,514
prettiest rich girl who likes me back.
687
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,311
I'm looking for someone who understands the game,
688
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,730
how the world works.
689
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,525
I'm looking for someone I respect.
690
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,611
And trust.
691
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,281
Someone who knows more than me.
692
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,993
I don't want to date you for your material assets...
693
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,328
though I think you're underselling them
694
00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,122
by a significant margin.
695
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,250
Material assets are cheap,
696
00:44:30,502 --> 00:44:31,836
they don't last.
697
00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:37,050
I want to be with you for your intangible assets.
698
00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,593
Those are good investments.
699
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,513
They don't degrade. They only get sharper.
700
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,225
And, besides, I have enough material assets
701
00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:47,602
for the both of us.
702
00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:52,940
I see a lot of potential here.
703
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,400
I think you and I could make great partners.
704
00:44:54,401 --> 00:44:55,944
I hope you agree.
705
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,867
As for what I can do for you...
706
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,035
I think I'm the only guy this rich
707
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,579
you can actually stand.
708
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,000
I don't like you because you're rich.
709
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,545
Then why do you like me?
710
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:20,468
Because you make me feel valuable.
711
00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,644
You are valuable.
712
00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,690
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
713
00:45:38,278 --> 00:45:40,697
Do you want to see each other more seriously?
714
00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:43,735
Hi, you've reached Lucy from Adore Matchmaking.
715
00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:44,987
Please leave a message
716
00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:46,071
and I'll call you back. Thanks.
717
00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:48,408
Hey, it's John.
718
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,536
Okay. Just give me a call when you get this.
719
00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:55,289
Just wanted to invite you to the play.
720
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,959
We start previews next week, so...
721
00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:01,754
Okay. Bye.
722
00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:16,603
What's your dream vacation?
723
00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:21,899
Iceland.
724
00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:24,819
Hmm.
725
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:31,034
Would you let me take you to Iceland?
726
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:36,121
- I don't even have a passport.
- Well, let's get you one.
727
00:48:47,884 --> 00:48:49,927
How much is this apartment?
728
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:52,263
Twelve million.
729
00:48:58,478 --> 00:48:59,896
Do you like it?
730
00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:41,813
Oh.
731
00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:45,650
What the fuck?
732
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,033
Fuck!
733
00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:01,707
Hey, motherfucker!
734
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:04,251
You can't leave your used condoms on the kitchen floor!
735
00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:05,419
It's unacceptable!
736
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:06,628
I got kind of drunk last night.
737
00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,296
I must've missed the trash can.
738
00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:09,881
Why don't you throw it out in your own fucking trash can?
739
00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:11,550
I don't want it just sitting there in the room.
740
00:50:11,551 --> 00:50:14,302
Why don't you want your own cum in the room?
741
00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:15,762
It's fucking gross.
742
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,347
So we have to deal with it in the fucking kitchen?
743
00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,683
I know it doesn't make sense, man, I was drunk.
744
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,518
Hey, can you two stop yelling?
745
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,061
I'm teaching an acting class on Zoom...
746
00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:25,022
and you're making me look really unprofessional.
747
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,452
Oh, fuck!
748
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,220
Right.
749
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:40,723
So he's asking for a valuation in his dreams.
750
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:46,102
It's inflated.
751
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:49,940
He's giving us a DCF
based on pure fiction...
752
00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:54,403
on future revenue streams with blinders for expense growth.
753
00:51:57,824 --> 00:51:59,783
Yeah, he's a bad analyst...
754
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:02,203
and he's just making shit up at this point.
755
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,628
He's just saying numbers that come to his head. Listen...
756
00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,964
it's still a good growth story for our company...
757
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,257
so we're going to have to continue
758
00:52:15,258 --> 00:52:16,592
playing ball with this guy.
759
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:28,563
Hi, you've reached Sophie...
760
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:49,749
Hello?
761
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,960
Hi, Mark, it's Lucy from Adore.
762
00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:53,378
Oh, hi.
763
00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,338
Hi. So, I just wanted
to get some feedback
764
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,674
on your first date with my client Sophie.
765
00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,634
Actually I haven't gotten ahold of her yet...
766
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,136
so I don't know how it went on her end...
767
00:53:01,137 --> 00:53:03,889
but I'm excited to hear how it went for you.
768
00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:07,058
It went so well. She's wonderful.
769
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:09,978
Like really nice face, good body,
770
00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:11,897
good job, great energy.
771
00:53:11,898 --> 00:53:15,650
Just all the things I said I wanted from a match.
772
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,068
Okay.
773
00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,820
Okay, I love hearing this.
774
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,072
Um, I'm so glad you had a good time.
775
00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:23,366
Sophie is really wonderful.
776
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:24,743
Yeah, no.
777
00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:26,328
Like the conversation just flowed.
778
00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:29,497
Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late.
779
00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:31,918
Cool. So, do you want to see her again?
780
00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:34,961
Sure.
781
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,838
Sure. I'm not sure how serious it's going to be...
782
00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:39,758
but I wouldn't mind seeing her again, if she's game.
783
00:53:39,759 --> 00:53:42,761
Great. Yeah, of course, one step at a time.
784
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:45,430
All right. Thanks, Lucy.
785
00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:46,640
Great. You have a good day
786
00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:48,058
and I'll reach out this afternoon...
787
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:49,852
after I speak with her. Thanks, Mark.
788
00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:53,272
Thanks, Mark!
789
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,614
Hey, it's John.
790
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,742
Okay. Just give me a call when you get this.
791
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,786
Just wanted to invite you to the play.
792
00:54:07,787 --> 00:54:09,997
Hi, you've reached Sophie...
793
00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:15,627
- Hey.
- Hey.
794
00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:19,047
So, uh, Rose was asking for her client Mia W.
795
00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:21,883
How it's going with Peter C.'s brother, Harry?
796
00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:22,968
Were you able to recruit him?
797
00:54:22,969 --> 00:54:24,804
Yeah. Uh, actually, um...
798
00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:28,056
I'm dating him.
799
00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:30,767
- You're dating him?
- Yep.
800
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,395
- You know he's a unicorn.
- Mm-hmm.
801
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,606
You couldn't let him go on a couple dates
802
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,400
with some of our clients first?
803
00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:39,818
He insisted.
804
00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:41,737
I'm sure he did.
805
00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:46,951
Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you in my office?
806
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,959
Have you spoken with Sophie L.?
807
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,378
Uh, not yet. Just Mark P.
808
00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:02,590
I just hung up with Sophie's lawyer.
809
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:03,634
Her lawyer?
810
00:55:05,094 --> 00:55:09,390
Apparently, she was assaulted on the date.
811
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:14,895
What?
812
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:20,984
By Mark P.?
813
00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:22,069
Yes.
814
00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:25,239
Last night?
815
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:27,949
Are you serious?
816
00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:30,535
She's bringing charges to the company, not you.
817
00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:32,620
I have a call with the legal team in two minutes...
818
00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:33,789
and we're going to figure it out.
819
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,082
I need to speak with her.
820
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,542
Lucy, no.
821
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:40,420
- Violet, she's my client.
- She's not anymore.
822
00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:42,714
So if Sophie calls, you must not pick up.
823
00:55:42,715 --> 00:55:46,092
- I can't do nothing.
- Do nothing.
824
00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:47,635
You made the best match you could
825
00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,637
given the information you have.
826
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:51,473
This particular match did not work out
827
00:55:51,474 --> 00:55:55,643
but you've been doing amazing work for Sophie for months.
828
00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:58,563
The match didn't "not work out," Vi,
829
00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,648
she was assaulted.
830
00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:03,234
A matchmaker can't vouch for how a person is
831
00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,527
in an intimate setting
832
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,322
since she's never been in one with them.
833
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,745
Has something like this happened before?
834
00:56:14,497 --> 00:56:15,623
Of course.
835
00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:18,459
This is dating.
836
00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:21,044
This happened to one of my clients
837
00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:23,713
the third year I worked here.
838
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,759
If you do this long enough, it happens to all of us.
839
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,386
It's a known risk.
840
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:44,961
Hi, you.
841
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:45,963
Hi.
842
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,841
Sorry I'm late.
843
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:51,552
No worries.
844
00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:53,928
Am I dressed nice enough?
845
00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:56,140
You might be dressed too nice.
846
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,603
My mother and father made love.
847
00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:03,771
I was born. I grew up.
848
00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:06,858
I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date.
849
00:58:06,859 --> 00:58:08,526
A waiter walks up to me and asks,
850
00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:09,777
"What can I do for you?"
851
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,362
"I don't know. What can you do for me?"
852
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,114
I order a glass of water.
853
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:14,824
My mother and father made love.
854
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,826
I was born. I grew up.
855
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,454
I entered this restaurant. I'm on a date.
856
00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,414
The waiter is touching my back.
857
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,876
I went to school. I read books.
858
00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:26,377
I wrote book reports.
859
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:29,172
I went to more school. I wrote essays.
860
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,882
Well, it's certainly different.
861
00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:32,342
I mean, it's, it's, uh...
862
00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:34,929
It's been a good experience. I feel really lucky.
863
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,264
Listen, it was great to meet you guys.
864
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:39,642
- Thanks for coming.
- Of course.
865
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,232
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
866
00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,525
- That was great.
- Was it?
867
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,194
Yes, I loved it.
868
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,695
This is my boyfriend, Harry.
869
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,781
Hey, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming.
870
00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:57,533
Congratulations. That was really interesting.
871
00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,868
Thanks.
872
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,288
I can't believe you remembered all those lines.
873
00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:04,667
Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts.
874
00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:08,920
Well, listen, we're going around
875
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:10,046
the corner to get a drink.
876
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,257
You guys want to come?
877
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,550
- Yes.
- Great.
878
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,177
- Okay.
- Yeah.
879
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,887
So, what did you really think?
880
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:20,014
I liked it.
881
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,141
Some of it didn't make sense...
882
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:25,396
but I loved watching you act, you know that.
883
00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:28,147
Do you ever miss it?
884
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:29,565
Acting? No.
885
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,901
Not even a little bit?
886
00:59:32,361 --> 00:59:34,654
I'm not like you.
887
00:59:34,655 --> 00:59:36,906
I was never going to be an actor.
888
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:41,036
I didn't know how to stand or... speak.
889
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:45,916
You were always good though.
890
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,752
You're even better now.
891
00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:52,422
I'm really proud of you, John.
892
01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:02,182
You met him at the wedding?
893
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,392
Yeah.
894
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:06,228
He's the groom's brother.
895
01:00:08,564 --> 01:00:10,441
You're not gonna marry him, are you?
896
01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:12,525
Why not?
897
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:14,485
Because he's good-looking.
898
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:15,612
And rich.
899
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,323
Has a real job.
900
01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:20,326
Probably doesn't have roommates.
901
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,494
Probably doesn't get angry
902
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:26,040
at stupid shit all the time that doesn't matter.
903
01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:29,668
Can we talk about something else?
904
01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:35,257
You okay?
905
01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,513
Why do you ask?
906
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:45,851
Just... you don't seem like you're okay.
907
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,771
Is it him?
908
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,360
Is it work?
909
01:00:57,154 --> 01:01:00,199
I just don't think I'm very good at my job anymore.
910
01:01:04,036 --> 01:01:06,621
I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
911
01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:09,791
You're so hard on yourself.
912
01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:13,795
You're not a drone pilot or a gun lobbyist.
913
01:01:13,796 --> 01:01:16,839
You don't work at Shell or McKinsey.
914
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,718
It's just dating. It's not that serious.
915
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:23,680
Right.
916
01:01:25,641 --> 01:01:28,267
Dating is not serious.
917
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,521
It's just girl shit, right?
918
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,689
That's not what I meant.
919
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,151
You always know exactly what to say to me.
920
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,488
Ready to go?
921
01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,990
Yep. I'm gonna wait for you outside.
922
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,867
Uh, I'll get the drinks.
923
01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,954
Thank you, Harry.
924
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,083
Thank you.
925
01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:23,281
I don't want to date a liberal
926
01:02:23,282 --> 01:02:26,033
and they have to go to church every Sunday.
927
01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:28,286
I don't want someone who likes cats.
928
01:02:28,287 --> 01:02:30,371
I'm a dog person.
929
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,249
Is a moderate democrat okay?
930
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,625
Only republican.
931
01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:36,961
I want someone who identifies as a conservative.
932
01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:39,422
Audrey, I don't know
933
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:42,467
if there's a cat-hating, Christian conservative lesbian
934
01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:43,926
in most parts of New York...
935
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:45,761
who wants to date a closeted
936
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,723
49-year-old with three children.
937
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:50,600
Would you be willing to date someone
938
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:54,061
from Long Island or New Jersey?
939
01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:55,938
I want to prioritize dating a man
940
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:57,815
who's white at first
941
01:02:57,816 --> 01:03:01,819
but then if we have no luck, we can move on to other races.
942
01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:04,322
So "whites only," at first?
943
01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:08,284
I mean, technically, I'm open to all ethnicities.
944
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,161
Eleanor, "technically,"
945
01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:13,748
you're asking me to set you up with only white men.
946
01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:16,542
I know the list looks long but I deserve someone
947
01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:18,294
who fulfills all of my criteria.
948
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,629
I really do.
949
01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:22,090
I mean look at me. I'm a catch.
950
01:03:25,093 --> 01:03:28,262
Patricia, I know that every year
951
01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,889
you go without having a husband...
952
01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:33,976
raises your expectations for him exponentially.
953
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:37,188
But that doesn't mean that you're due to get one.
954
01:03:37,189 --> 01:03:39,774
And it doesn't mean that you can customize...
955
01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:42,568
because this is not a simulation.
956
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,278
If the service I was providing you
957
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:46,113
was building you a man then, of course,
958
01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:49,576
I could build you a man with everything on this list...
959
01:03:50,619 --> 01:03:52,286
But I can't.
960
01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:55,540
Because this is not a car or a house.
961
01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:57,375
We're talking about people.
962
01:03:57,376 --> 01:04:00,628
People are people are people are people.
963
01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:02,588
They come as they are.
964
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:05,716
And all I can hope to find for you
965
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:07,134
is a man that you can tolerate
966
01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:10,222
for the next 50 years who likes you at all.
967
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,767
And you are not a catch...
968
01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:16,436
because you are not a fish.
969
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:32,035
I was managing her expectations.
970
01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,414
Patricia canceled her membership
971
01:04:36,415 --> 01:04:40,085
and reviewed us online, calling us a scam.
972
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:43,337
We are a scam.
973
01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:46,841
We don't give them what they pay for, do we?
974
01:04:46,842 --> 01:04:50,595
We promise them love and then...
975
01:04:50,596 --> 01:04:55,809
we just give them bad dates with morons and criminals.
976
01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:04,443
I know the Sophie L. situation is still weighing on you.
977
01:05:08,739 --> 01:05:11,283
Burnout is common for matchmakers.
978
01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:13,618
You need a break.
979
01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:15,661
You should go on a trip with your boyfriend.
980
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,418
If I take a break right now...
981
01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:24,420
I may never come back.
982
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:26,881
You will, because you love your clients.
983
01:05:26,882 --> 01:05:30,259
I hate them. They are children.
984
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,595
I hate them.
985
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,347
They give us thousands of dollars.
986
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:36,558
They're entitled to some regression.
987
01:05:38,477 --> 01:05:41,979
Do you think that any one of them
988
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,649
says to their therapist...
989
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:48,653
"No Blacks, no fatties"?
990
01:05:48,654 --> 01:05:50,571
And if I'm their actual therapist,
991
01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:53,157
which it feels like I am...
992
01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:56,661
I don't have the schooling to support that.
993
01:05:56,662 --> 01:05:59,122
And I certainly don't get paid enough.
994
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:04,543
Lucy, we're better than therapists.
995
01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:07,088
We work with the most intimate...
996
01:06:07,089 --> 01:06:08,589
extremely personal,
997
01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:10,132
unofficial part of their lives...
998
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:14,053
that they'd like to see struck from the record.
999
01:06:14,054 --> 01:06:17,139
We work with their loneliness and rejection...
1000
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,768
the kind that makes someone get naked for a stranger.
1001
01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:22,020
We're the real deal.
1002
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:24,188
That's why they tell you
1003
01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:26,315
more than they would tell their therapists
1004
01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:28,360
and why they take risks with you.
1005
01:06:30,237 --> 01:06:31,654
"Risks."
1006
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:34,448
Yes. Risks that can lead to a situation
1007
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,909
like what happened with Sophie L.
1008
01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:40,455
And risks that lead to lifelong marriages.
1009
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:45,000
You know this is life-changing work.
1010
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,461
And you're born for it.
1011
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,630
Take a break starting now.
1012
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:52,926
And I expect you back in four weeks, renewed.
1013
01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:54,719
I insist.
1014
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,727
Violet! Amazing news!
1015
01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:06,522
My client Zoe H. and Fred A. just got engaged!
1016
01:07:08,984 --> 01:07:11,819
Unbelievable! Oh!
1017
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:14,905
That is so impressive!
1018
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,574
What an amazing match!
1019
01:07:16,575 --> 01:07:17,992
Number four?
1020
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:20,077
- Yes!
- We have to throw you a party!
1021
01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:38,824
Sophie.
1022
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,567
Sophie.
1023
01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:18,445
- Sophie.
- You don't want to talk to me.
1024
01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:20,114
Please.
1025
01:09:20,115 --> 01:09:21,575
I am so embarrassed.
1026
01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:24,034
I thought I could pay some girl
1027
01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:25,662
to find me a boyfriend.
1028
01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:27,580
I'm sorry.
1029
01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:29,206
"An expert"? What a fucking joke.
1030
01:09:29,207 --> 01:09:32,042
- Sophie-
- You know what's even funnier?
1031
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:34,295
I almost felt like we were friends.
1032
01:09:34,296 --> 01:09:36,130
I, I, I, I really... I...
1033
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,426
Can we please just talk?
1034
01:09:40,552 --> 01:09:41,678
Talk about what?
1035
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,764
What do you have to say?
1036
01:09:48,602 --> 01:09:50,353
I'm sorry.
1037
01:09:52,022 --> 01:09:54,190
I'm so sorry.
1038
01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,944
I trusted you.
1039
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,240
I didn't know what he was capable of.
1040
01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:05,993
I see, so...
1041
01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:10,080
you knew his height, which was a lie by the way.
1042
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,082
And his job and his salary,
1043
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,293
which was also a lie just for the record.
1044
01:10:14,294 --> 01:10:16,337
And his looks, which is really nothing much...
1045
01:10:16,338 --> 01:10:18,340
but you didn't know who he was.
1046
01:10:19,341 --> 01:10:23,177
As a person. As a man.
1047
01:10:23,178 --> 01:10:25,764
Well, I went on a date with him and found out.
1048
01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:29,099
He's the kind of guy who gets drunk
1049
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,353
and follows you into the bathroom.
1050
01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:37,817
Why would you set me up with someone like that?
1051
01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:46,660
He was a strong match with a lot of potential.
1052
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,084
He checked a lot of our boxes.
1053
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,215
"Boxes"?
1054
01:11:05,637 --> 01:11:07,304
The truth is, you set me up with that man
1055
01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:08,931
because you think I'm worthless.
1056
01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,224
No, I don't...
1057
01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:12,101
You didn't know what to do with me.
1058
01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:14,104
That's how I ended up on that date.
1059
01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:19,441
Here I was thinking that you worked for me...
1060
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,653
but the whole time I was working for you.
1061
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:26,615
Worthless merchandise...
1062
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,327
to pawn off to anyone who'd take it.
1063
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,917
But I am not merchandise.
1064
01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,712
I'm a person.
1065
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:44,967
And I know I deserve love.
1066
01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:47,679
I know you do. I believe it.
1067
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,307
Fuck you.
1068
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,393
Pimp.
1069
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,576
Thanks.
1070
01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:54,161
Can I get a receipt?
1071
01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:06,132
Thanks, man.
1072
01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:08,760
Lucy?
1073
01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:11,595
What's going on? You okay?
1074
01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:14,723
No.
1075
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,142
Do you want me to come get you?
1076
01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:19,353
No, I'm at home.
1077
01:13:19,354 --> 01:13:21,772
I shouldn't even be calling you.
1078
01:13:21,773 --> 01:13:25,193
You can always call me. What's up?
1079
01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:28,113
I fucked up.
1080
01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:32,659
Okay.
1081
01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:39,999
I'm not supposed to tell anybody but...
1082
01:13:43,128 --> 01:13:44,546
can I tell you?
1083
01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:47,257
Of course.
1084
01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:49,634
Anything.
1085
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:59,185
I set my client up with a bad person.
1086
01:14:01,563 --> 01:14:04,523
I didn't know he was bad, but I introduced them.
1087
01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:05,567
And now
1088
01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:09,570
I can't fix it.
1089
01:14:09,571 --> 01:14:12,782
I'm the last person who can fix it.
1090
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,329
Do you want me to come over?
1091
01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:21,456
No.
1092
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:25,044
No. I'm about to go to Harry's.
1093
01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:27,714
Right.
1094
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,424
Sorry.
1095
01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:34,303
No, no. It's... Hey, nothing to be sorry about.
1096
01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:36,055
Keep telling me what happened.
1097
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,641
I'm here.
1098
01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:17,759
Do you know what they are?
1099
01:17:18,718 --> 01:17:19,927
I think so.
1100
01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:23,890
- It's not a big deal.
- I know.
1101
01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:28,978
I made an investment.
1102
01:17:30,897 --> 01:17:32,356
A body is like an apartment.
1103
01:17:32,357 --> 01:17:34,317
You have to invest to get the value back.
1104
01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:37,737
I understand you.
1105
01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,032
I invested too.
1106
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:48,581
Right. I figured.
1107
01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,462
Did your brother too?
1108
01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:58,966
Yeah, we did it together eight years ago.
1109
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:05,222
Six feet or taller was one of Charlotte's non-negotiables...
1110
01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:07,392
so I'm glad he did.
1111
01:18:09,936 --> 01:18:11,354
Was it painful?
1112
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:16,566
I know it sounds stupid,
1113
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:18,527
breaking your legs to gain a few extra inches.
1114
01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:21,072
But we keep saying, definitely worth it.
1115
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,409
It changed our lives.
1116
01:18:26,536 --> 01:18:30,122
With women, completely, of course.
1117
01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:31,998
Women just approach us and talk to us now,
1118
01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:33,626
which never happened before.
1119
01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:38,213
I haven't struck out since.
1120
01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,674
But you can also tell the difference at work
1121
01:18:40,675 --> 01:18:43,136
and at restaurants and airports. You're...
1122
01:18:45,513 --> 01:18:47,181
You're just worth more.
1123
01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:53,896
Does this change anything?
1124
01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,066
No.
1125
01:19:11,998 --> 01:19:13,499
What are you thinking about?
1126
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:18,170
I'm thinking that...
1127
01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:21,507
that you should go to Iceland without me.
1128
01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:24,886
Why?
1129
01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:31,057
I don't think that you and I are a good match.
1130
01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,604
Is it because I got the surgery?
1131
01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:38,899
No. Knowing that just makes me feel like I actually know you.
1132
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:39,901
Then what?
1133
01:19:42,612 --> 01:19:43,904
It's really hard for me to feel like
1134
01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:45,906
this is not about the legs.
1135
01:19:45,907 --> 01:19:47,574
It's not.
1136
01:19:47,575 --> 01:19:49,326
When I realized what you had done,
1137
01:19:49,327 --> 01:19:53,497
it made me feel exactly how I felt about you before.
1138
01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:54,749
Which is what?
1139
01:19:56,626 --> 01:19:58,419
I'm not in love with you.
1140
01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:03,257
And you're not in love with me.
1141
01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:08,930
And there's no amount of money that can fix that.
1142
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,266
But we're such a good match.
1143
01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:15,685
You're exactly what I'm looking for...
1144
01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,521
and I know I can make your life better.
1145
01:20:17,522 --> 01:20:20,982
Harry, you don't want to marry me.
1146
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,400
You want to do business with me,
1147
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:24,236
just like I want to do business with you.
1148
01:20:24,237 --> 01:20:25,612
But isn't marriage a business deal?
1149
01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:26,948
Yes, it is.
1150
01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:30,993
But love has to be on the table.
1151
01:20:47,552 --> 01:20:49,345
What if I'm not capable of it?
1152
01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:51,931
Of love?
1153
01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:55,977
It makes me feel like an idiot.
1154
01:20:57,812 --> 01:20:58,854
Like I'm...
1155
01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:02,816
I'm just a clueless... child.
1156
01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:06,696
I feel so... dumb thinking about it...
1157
01:21:08,114 --> 01:21:09,864
or wanting it.
1158
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,033
I find it...
1159
01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:13,619
so difficult.
1160
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,547
You won't, when you love someone.
1161
01:21:28,009 --> 01:21:29,552
It'll be easy.
1162
01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:31,596
No math.
1163
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,901
Should I hire you for your services?
1164
01:21:47,153 --> 01:21:48,445
If you call the office,
1165
01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:50,615
they'll assign someone great for you.
1166
01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,248
So this is it?
1167
01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,307
You want to know how many inches?
1168
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:18,476
Yeah.
1169
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,436
Six.
1170
01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:24,190
You were 5'6" before?
1171
01:22:40,665 --> 01:22:42,123
I wouldn't have had the confidence
1172
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:44,126
to hit on you at 5'6".
1173
01:22:48,381 --> 01:22:50,091
I'm sure you would have.
1174
01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,512
Am I still a unicorn?
1175
01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:01,977
You're perfect.
1176
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,453
Where's my charger?
1177
01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,998
Hey, is that my charger?
1178
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,417
My charger broke.
1179
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,378
So you just took mine? I had an alarm set.
1180
01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:31,631
And answer the fucking door for once in your fucking life!
1181
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:33,843
What?
1182
01:23:34,719 --> 01:23:36,429
Hi. It's Lucy.
1183
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:40,473
I'm sorry.
1184
01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,016
No, no, that's okay. I was just...
1185
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,059
I'll come down there.
1186
01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:45,478
Just give me... Just don't move.
1187
01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,403
Hey, what the fuck?
1188
01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:57,116
Oh...
1189
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:00,869
Sh...
1190
01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:02,079
Goddamn it.
1191
01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:10,921
Fuck.
1192
01:24:22,183 --> 01:24:23,225
Hi.
1193
01:24:24,435 --> 01:24:25,518
Hi.
1194
01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,440
You have a girl up there?
1195
01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:33,526
What? No. Why would you say that?
1196
01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:35,945
I don't know. You didn't want me to come up.
1197
01:24:35,946 --> 01:24:40,242
Oh. Yeah, no, there's no girl up there.
1198
01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:46,623
Sorry for showing up without warning.
1199
01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:47,832
I tried calling.
1200
01:24:47,833 --> 01:24:51,295
Sorry. My phone wasn't charged.
1201
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:56,008
I'm meant to be on a plane to Iceland.
1202
01:24:57,134 --> 01:24:58,177
Okay.
1203
01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,722
I sublet my apartment for the week
1204
01:25:02,723 --> 01:25:05,517
that I'm supposed to be in Iceland...
1205
01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:09,188
so I, uh, don't have a place to stay.
1206
01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:13,566
Sorry, I don't know what I'm doing here.
1207
01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:15,151
- It doesn't make any sense.
- No, no.
1208
01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:17,780
- I thought it made sense.
- Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay.
1209
01:25:20,407 --> 01:25:21,950
This was a bad idea.
1210
01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:23,786
No, it's not. It's just...
1211
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,247
My apartment is not...
1212
01:25:28,499 --> 01:25:29,750
suitable for you.
1213
01:25:30,584 --> 01:25:32,252
It was suitable before.
1214
01:25:32,253 --> 01:25:35,797
Yeah, well, we're not in our 20s anymore.
1215
01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:37,842
I know what your apartment is like.
1216
01:25:39,009 --> 01:25:41,220
Trust me, it's worse than you remember.
1217
01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:50,604
Want to drive upstate?
1218
01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:53,731
And go where?
1219
01:25:53,732 --> 01:25:55,567
I don't know. Just drive around.
1220
01:25:55,568 --> 01:25:56,652
Stay at a hotel.
1221
01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:00,321
I just got the stipend from my play,
1222
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:03,033
so... I'm feeling rich.
1223
01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:35,524
What are you thinking about?
1224
01:26:37,902 --> 01:26:40,029
You're the same as always.
1225
01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,365
Really?
1226
01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:45,451
Mm-hmm.
1227
01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:50,747
I was hoping you'd say I was different.
1228
01:26:50,748 --> 01:26:51,790
Why?
1229
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,542
Because if I'm different,
1230
01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:56,378
then I wouldn't be the guy that lost you.
1231
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:04,637
What?
1232
01:27:06,305 --> 01:27:08,098
That's my catering company.
1233
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:15,397
Do you think they'd get us in?
1234
01:27:43,676 --> 01:27:45,803
Oh, he loves her so much.
1235
01:27:47,554 --> 01:27:48,597
Yeah.
1236
01:27:51,225 --> 01:27:54,894
And special delivery, just for you.
1237
01:27:54,895 --> 01:27:56,270
A gift.
1238
01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:58,690
A white glove service, handled with care.
1239
01:27:58,691 --> 01:28:00,483
If you could just sign here.
1240
01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,859
Initial here.
1241
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:04,821
Thank you very much and have a good day.
1242
01:28:06,740 --> 01:28:10,076
One day, for no reason in particular...
1243
01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:14,080
you two will start to hate each other.
1244
01:28:14,081 --> 01:28:15,957
You'll resent each other...
1245
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:18,584
you'll take each other for granted...
1246
01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:21,087
You'll stop having sex...
1247
01:28:21,088 --> 01:28:26,175
somehow... manage to make a couple of kids...
1248
01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:29,012
and then you'll get sick of each other...
1249
01:28:29,013 --> 01:28:31,140
And one of you will cheat on the other...
1250
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:34,225
and then you'll fight.
1251
01:28:34,226 --> 01:28:37,354
At first, not in front of the kids, but then...
1252
01:28:38,147 --> 01:28:40,189
in front of the kids...
1253
01:28:40,190 --> 01:28:43,569
and then you resent the kids for seeing you fight...
1254
01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:47,197
and then you file for divorce...
1255
01:28:48,115 --> 01:28:50,367
and you fight about...
1256
01:28:51,452 --> 01:28:53,453
who owns what and...
1257
01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:56,040
who gets the kids when until it's...
1258
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:58,291
all over.
1259
01:29:02,129 --> 01:29:04,381
Why does anybody even get married?
1260
01:29:07,009 --> 01:29:09,011
Because people tell them they should.
1261
01:29:10,137 --> 01:29:11,930
And because they're lonely.
1262
01:29:15,768 --> 01:29:17,686
And because they're hopeful.
1263
01:29:20,064 --> 01:29:22,648
They want to do it differently than their parents.
1264
01:30:45,232 --> 01:30:48,526
♪ I can only give you love ♪
1265
01:30:48,527 --> 01:30:50,445
♪ That lasts forever ♪
1266
01:30:52,573 --> 01:30:57,828
♪ And a promise to be near Each time you call ♪
1267
01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:03,958
♪ And the only heart I own ♪
1268
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:07,003
♪ For you and you alone ♪
1269
01:31:07,004 --> 01:31:09,173
♪ That's all ♪
1270
01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:12,384
♪ That's all ♪
1271
01:31:13,635 --> 01:31:18,181
♪ I can only give you Country walks ♪
1272
01:31:18,182 --> 01:31:20,808
♪ In springtime ♪
1273
01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:26,064
♪ And a hand to hold When leaves begin to fall ♪
1274
01:31:27,774 --> 01:31:31,861
♪ And a love Whose burning light ♪
1275
01:31:31,862 --> 01:31:35,364
♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
1276
01:31:35,365 --> 01:31:37,784
♪ That's all ♪
1277
01:31:38,744 --> 01:31:41,163
♪ That's all ♪
1278
01:31:42,206 --> 01:31:45,875
♪ There are those, I am sure ♪
1279
01:31:45,876 --> 01:31:49,045
♪ That have told you ♪
1280
01:31:49,046 --> 01:31:54,718
♪ They would give you The world for a toy ♪
1281
01:31:56,178 --> 01:32:03,309
♪ All I have are these arms To enfold you ♪
1282
01:32:03,310 --> 01:32:08,482
♪ And a love time can Never destroy ♪
1283
01:32:10,234 --> 01:32:17,448
♪ If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear ♪
1284
01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:24,705
♪ You'll be glad to know that my demands are small ♪
1285
01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:28,501
♪ Say it's me That you'll adore ♪
1286
01:32:28,502 --> 01:32:32,088
♪ For now and ever more ♪
1287
01:32:32,089 --> 01:32:33,882
♪ That's all ♪
1288
01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,053
♪ That's all ♪
1289
01:33:11,295 --> 01:33:12,379
John.
1290
01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:14,548
John!
1291
01:33:22,306 --> 01:33:24,474
- What is this?
- What is what?
1292
01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:27,602
Are we getting back together?
1293
01:33:31,732 --> 01:33:33,733
Lucy, are we getting back together?
1294
01:33:33,734 --> 01:33:34,776
I don't know.
1295
01:33:39,364 --> 01:33:40,782
I really don't.
1296
01:33:44,328 --> 01:33:46,954
So you thought you'd just show up at my door...
1297
01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:48,664
not have a boyfriend,
1298
01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:51,292
agree to get in my car, kiss me...
1299
01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:53,544
fuck me while you try to get over someone else...
1300
01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:57,131
and then leave me again? Is that it?
1301
01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:59,717
- Do you think I'm worthless?
- No, I don't think that.
1302
01:33:59,718 --> 01:34:02,428
- Am I disposable?
- Of course not.
1303
01:34:02,429 --> 01:34:04,597
Do you feel bad for me?
1304
01:34:04,598 --> 01:34:07,225
Poor old John can't figure his life out?
1305
01:34:08,352 --> 01:34:10,519
- Never.
- Then why are you using me?
1306
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:11,563
I'm not.
1307
01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:16,360
I'm usually desperate enough to let you.
1308
01:34:18,987 --> 01:34:20,405
I'm a beggar for you.
1309
01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:28,997
When I see your face...
1310
01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:33,834
I see wrinkles and grey hair...
1311
01:34:33,835 --> 01:34:35,796
and children that look like you.
1312
01:34:37,506 --> 01:34:38,673
I can't help it.
1313
01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:50,059
But as your friend...
1314
01:34:50,060 --> 01:34:51,727
I would tell you it's a bad idea
1315
01:34:51,728 --> 01:34:54,313
to be with a 37-year-old cater waiter
1316
01:34:54,314 --> 01:34:55,816
who still has roommates.
1317
01:34:57,776 --> 01:34:59,152
I would say...
1318
01:35:00,904 --> 01:35:02,405
you definitely shouldn't marry a guy
1319
01:35:02,406 --> 01:35:05,241
that has $2,000 in his bank account...
1320
01:35:05,242 --> 01:35:07,910
in a city he can't afford...
1321
01:35:07,911 --> 01:35:10,204
who's only still there...
1322
01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:12,331
to keep trying to be a theatre actor
1323
01:35:12,332 --> 01:35:15,794
because someone told him he was good at it once.
1324
01:35:17,838 --> 01:35:19,589
So, where does that leave us?
1325
01:35:21,842 --> 01:35:23,634
Here.
1326
01:35:23,635 --> 01:35:25,512
At someone else's wedding.
1327
01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:37,106
I can't give you the wedding or the marriage you want.
1328
01:35:37,107 --> 01:35:39,818
I couldn't even give you the relationship you wanted.
1329
01:35:42,529 --> 01:35:43,779
It's been years,
1330
01:35:43,780 --> 01:35:45,782
and I still can't afford to be with you.
1331
01:35:50,454 --> 01:35:51,538
You're right...
1332
01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:53,290
You can't.
1333
01:35:55,876 --> 01:35:57,251
But just because you can't afford it,
1334
01:35:57,252 --> 01:35:59,629
doesn't mean it's worth having.
1335
01:36:00,589 --> 01:36:02,423
You don't want me.
1336
01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,967
Of course I want you.
1337
01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:07,094
Are you even listening to me?
1338
01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:11,474
John, you and I haven't been together properly...
1339
01:36:11,475 --> 01:36:15,603
in so long that you've forgotten.
1340
01:36:15,604 --> 01:36:18,857
You don't want to be with me because I'm not a good person.
1341
01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:22,736
I'm judgmental...
1342
01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:26,573
and materialistic, and cold.
1343
01:36:28,408 --> 01:36:30,869
I broke up with you because you're broke.
1344
01:36:32,037 --> 01:36:34,414
I've hurt you over and over.
1345
01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:37,917
You hate me.
1346
01:36:37,918 --> 01:36:39,668
I don't hate you.
1347
01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:41,170
You do.
1348
01:36:41,171 --> 01:36:43,965
And you're right to hate me, because I'm awful.
1349
01:36:45,425 --> 01:36:47,384
Even now...
1350
01:36:47,385 --> 01:36:51,263
I'm thinking: If I choose to marry you...
1351
01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:52,848
I'm gonna be sitting across from you
1352
01:36:52,849 --> 01:36:56,102
in cheap shitty restaurants for the rest of my life.
1353
01:36:57,354 --> 01:36:59,355
I'll be riding in your shitty car,
1354
01:36:59,356 --> 01:37:01,358
and living in your shitty bedroom...
1355
01:37:03,068 --> 01:37:07,947
and fighting with you about $25.
1356
01:37:07,948 --> 01:37:10,282
I'm weighing being with you...
1357
01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:12,953
against these shit tradeoffs.
1358
01:37:14,079 --> 01:37:15,539
I'm doing math.
1359
01:37:17,332 --> 01:37:19,208
This is what I'm like.
1360
01:37:19,209 --> 01:37:20,626
I know what you're like.
1361
01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:22,796
Then how could you still love me?
1362
01:37:53,785 --> 01:37:55,411
- Sophie?
- Lucy.
1363
01:37:55,412 --> 01:37:56,579
I didn't know who else to call.
1364
01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:57,913
I haven't told anyone.
1365
01:37:57,914 --> 01:37:59,415
I don't have any friends in the city
1366
01:37:59,416 --> 01:38:01,000
and my lawyers aren't picking up and...
1367
01:38:01,001 --> 01:38:03,335
What's going on?
1368
01:38:03,336 --> 01:38:06,255
Mark is outside my building.
1369
01:38:08,008 --> 01:38:10,342
I called the cops but they said they won't come
1370
01:38:10,343 --> 01:38:11,719
unless he's trying to break in.
1371
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:13,429
And...
1372
01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,014
he's not trying to break in,
1373
01:38:15,015 --> 01:38:16,724
he's just buzzing the doorbell.
1374
01:38:16,725 --> 01:38:18,517
That's still harassment, they should...
1375
01:38:18,518 --> 01:38:21,687
He walked me home after the date.
1376
01:38:21,688 --> 01:38:25,190
Which I shouldn't have let him do, but...
1377
01:38:25,191 --> 01:38:27,402
I was scared and...
1378
01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:30,237
- It's my fault.
- Lucy.
1379
01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:31,530
That's not your fault.
1380
01:38:31,531 --> 01:38:33,198
Can we finish talking, please?
1381
01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:34,533
He says he just wants to talk about it,
1382
01:38:34,534 --> 01:38:35,784
but I'm not gonna let him in.
1383
01:38:35,785 --> 01:38:36,994
No.
1384
01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:38,746
Bolt your door.
1385
01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:40,873
I'm about an hour outside of Manhattan,
1386
01:38:40,874 --> 01:38:42,417
but I'll try to get there sooner.
1387
01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,419
I'm worried someone's going to open
1388
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:46,712
the building door for him.
1389
01:38:46,713 --> 01:38:48,922
I'm almost there.
1390
01:38:48,923 --> 01:38:52,426
He has to leave. He can't stay outside all night, can he?
1391
01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:55,055
I want you to tell him someone is on their way.
1392
01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:15,867
Sophie, it's Lucy.
1393
01:39:17,243 --> 01:39:18,619
Is he gone?
1394
01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:22,289
Yes. No one was here when we got here.
1395
01:39:22,290 --> 01:39:24,208
Oh. He must've run away
1396
01:39:24,209 --> 01:39:25,627
when I said that you're coming.
1397
01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:28,963
Can I come in?
1398
01:39:35,136 --> 01:39:37,013
- Hi.
- Hi.
1399
01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:49,191
How are you holding up?
1400
01:39:49,192 --> 01:39:53,028
Uh, not good.
1401
01:39:53,029 --> 01:39:55,614
Mark sounded really angry.
1402
01:39:58,827 --> 01:40:01,328
Well, he's angry because...
1403
01:40:01,329 --> 01:40:04,624
he thought he was going to get away with something...
1404
01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:06,668
but he won't...
1405
01:40:08,086 --> 01:40:10,213
because you're not going to let him.
1406
01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:13,133
You are brave.
1407
01:40:17,470 --> 01:40:18,887
Can I hug you?
1408
01:40:46,374 --> 01:40:48,959
You know what I've been thinking about?
1409
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:50,044
What?
1410
01:40:51,212 --> 01:40:53,422
I really need to get a boyfriend
1411
01:40:53,423 --> 01:40:54,840
so that I have someone to call
1412
01:40:54,841 --> 01:40:57,050
that's not my fucking matchmaker.
1413
01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,766
I'm going to die alone.
1414
01:41:05,477 --> 01:41:06,478
Sophie.
1415
01:41:10,774 --> 01:41:14,402
I promise you, you're going to marry the love of your life.
1416
01:41:16,446 --> 01:41:18,615
You don't expect me to believe that.
1417
01:41:19,657 --> 01:41:21,409
You don't have to believe it.
1418
01:41:22,744 --> 01:41:24,162
I believe it.
1419
01:41:25,330 --> 01:41:26,955
Let me guess.
1420
01:41:26,956 --> 01:41:29,501
Someone who checks a lot of my boxes?
1421
01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:33,128
I'm not asking for a miracle.
1422
01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:35,173
I just want to love someone.
1423
01:41:36,674 --> 01:41:39,844
Someone who can't help but love me back.
1424
01:41:51,105 --> 01:41:52,231
She's asleep.
1425
01:41:52,232 --> 01:41:54,025
Good.
1426
01:41:55,318 --> 01:41:56,361
You okay?
1427
01:41:56,820 --> 01:41:57,904
Yeah.
1428
01:42:00,365 --> 01:42:02,449
You should go home.
1429
01:42:02,450 --> 01:42:03,700
I'll take you home first.
1430
01:42:03,701 --> 01:42:05,410
I'm gonna sleep on her couch...
1431
01:42:05,411 --> 01:42:08,248
and help her get a restraining order when she wakes up.
1432
01:42:08,706 --> 01:42:10,041
Okay.
1433
01:42:12,877 --> 01:42:14,170
Thanks for the ride.
1434
01:42:15,255 --> 01:42:16,756
Yeah, of course.
1435
01:42:26,599 --> 01:42:28,518
You asked how I could love you.
1436
01:42:33,439 --> 01:42:34,732
I just do.
1437
01:42:36,609 --> 01:42:38,069
It's the easiest thing.
1438
01:42:42,740 --> 01:42:44,325
I love you too.
1439
01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:49,163
More than you know.
1440
01:42:53,001 --> 01:42:56,337
You're the only reason I know I'm capable of love.
1441
01:43:01,593 --> 01:43:03,511
I've been doing some math.
1442
01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:06,723
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1443
01:43:08,141 --> 01:43:10,518
And I'm ready to make you an offer.
1444
01:43:11,603 --> 01:43:12,645
Okay.
1445
01:43:14,022 --> 01:43:15,481
Here's the offer.
1446
01:43:19,319 --> 01:43:22,697
I love you now, like I loved you before...
1447
01:43:24,574 --> 01:43:26,576
I'll love you 'til the day I die.
1448
01:43:28,995 --> 01:43:30,872
It's a lifetime guarantee.
1449
01:43:32,874 --> 01:43:35,334
And I won't forget it the way I used to...
1450
01:43:35,335 --> 01:43:37,045
even when things are shit.
1451
01:43:39,297 --> 01:43:41,715
I'll make a calendar item
1452
01:43:41,716 --> 01:43:44,802
every day reminding myself that I love you.
1453
01:43:46,054 --> 01:43:47,597
I'll be your certainty.
1454
01:43:52,685 --> 01:43:54,270
It's my final offer.
1455
01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:58,398
You can't negotiate because
1456
01:43:58,399 --> 01:44:00,401
I don't have anything else to offer you.
1457
01:44:09,661 --> 01:44:10,703
Deal.
1458
01:44:20,797 --> 01:44:22,297
Now I admit, I'm not confident
1459
01:44:22,298 --> 01:44:25,550
that I can make myself less broke.
1460
01:44:25,551 --> 01:44:27,552
You don't need to worry about that.
1461
01:44:27,553 --> 01:44:29,847
You know I can take care of myself.
1462
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:32,516
Yeah, I know.
1463
01:44:32,517 --> 01:44:33,559
It's not for you.
1464
01:44:34,435 --> 01:44:35,478
It's for me.
1465
01:44:36,312 --> 01:44:37,355
For us.
1466
01:44:38,815 --> 01:44:40,023
You make me brave enough
1467
01:44:40,024 --> 01:44:42,193
to admit that I want to be happy.
1468
01:44:43,444 --> 01:44:45,405
And I want to be happy with you.
1469
01:44:50,743 --> 01:44:54,162
And I'm gonna pick up more catering shifts...
1470
01:44:54,163 --> 01:44:56,331
And ask for a raise...
1471
01:44:56,332 --> 01:45:00,502
I'll find a serving job at an actual restaurant...
1472
01:45:00,503 --> 01:45:02,295
And I won't say no to commercial auditions,
1473
01:45:02,296 --> 01:45:04,089
even though they're annoying...
1474
01:45:04,090 --> 01:45:06,717
I'll make an actual effort to find a manager.
1475
01:45:24,652 --> 01:45:27,155
And I'm going to move out of my apartment.
1476
01:45:27,864 --> 01:45:29,448
And sell my car.
1477
01:45:29,449 --> 01:45:30,783
Don't sell your car.
1478
01:45:31,659 --> 01:45:32,743
No?
1479
01:45:32,744 --> 01:45:34,328
No, let's just...
1480
01:45:35,621 --> 01:45:38,165
Let's just drive around in it...
1481
01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:41,711
until it breaks down and it won't move anymore.
1482
01:46:15,787 --> 01:46:17,162
I've been dreaming about
1483
01:46:17,163 --> 01:46:19,499
the first people who got married.
1484
01:46:21,709 --> 01:46:25,462
Two cavepeople... fell in love...
1485
01:46:25,463 --> 01:46:28,091
in between the hunting and the gathering.
1486
01:46:30,218 --> 01:46:31,719
And in my dream...
1487
01:46:33,179 --> 01:46:35,139
I keep asking myself...
1488
01:46:37,058 --> 01:46:39,685
what made them perfect for each other?
1489
01:46:42,855 --> 01:46:45,274
Similar economic background?
1490
01:46:46,859 --> 01:46:48,486
Politically aligned?
1491
01:46:49,904 --> 01:46:52,782
Well-matched in their attractiveness?
1492
01:46:54,826 --> 01:46:56,577
Similar upbringing?
1493
01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:02,083
Or...
1494
01:47:03,126 --> 01:47:04,794
was it something else?
1495
01:47:08,923 --> 01:47:10,632
Something like you and me?
1496
01:47:21,936 --> 01:47:23,019
Hey, man.
1497
01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:24,896
Can I get two chicken over rice?
1498
01:47:24,897 --> 01:47:26,107
Yeah.
1499
01:47:37,326 --> 01:47:39,412
Thanks a lot. Keep that.
1500
01:47:53,718 --> 01:47:55,552
I'm sad you're leaving, Vi.
1501
01:47:55,553 --> 01:47:58,430
Me too. They really need me at the London office.
1502
01:47:58,431 --> 01:48:02,017
And I'm calling you first of all the Adore girls...
1503
01:48:02,018 --> 01:48:05,604
because the CEOs asked me who should be asked to step up
1504
01:48:05,605 --> 01:48:08,190
and be promoted... to New York head
1505
01:48:08,191 --> 01:48:11,193
and I said it absolutely has to be you.
1506
01:48:11,194 --> 01:48:12,777
- Me?
- Yes.
1507
01:48:12,778 --> 01:48:15,031
You're getting a promotion.
1508
01:48:16,616 --> 01:48:18,617
What's so funny?
1509
01:48:18,618 --> 01:48:21,203
Well, I was going to hand in
1510
01:48:21,204 --> 01:48:23,705
my resignation letter tomorrow.
1511
01:48:23,706 --> 01:48:25,165
No, you weren't.
1512
01:48:25,166 --> 01:48:28,126
Yep. I have it printed out and everything.
1513
01:48:28,127 --> 01:48:30,045
You can't quit.
1514
01:48:30,046 --> 01:48:31,756
What would you do instead?
1515
01:48:32,465 --> 01:48:34,716
I honestly don't know.
1516
01:48:34,717 --> 01:48:36,885
Maybe marry someone poor.
1517
01:48:38,554 --> 01:48:39,638
I don't know
1518
01:48:39,639 --> 01:48:41,848
what you're talking about.
1519
01:48:41,849 --> 01:48:43,475
Just think about it.
1520
01:48:43,476 --> 01:48:44,517
You can negotiate
1521
01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:45,685
a crazy salary, too.
1522
01:48:45,686 --> 01:48:47,646
Ask for any amount you want,
1523
01:48:47,647 --> 01:48:49,606
and I'll support you. Okay?
1524
01:48:49,607 --> 01:48:51,524
Okay, I'll think about it.
1525
01:48:51,525 --> 01:48:53,818
Vi, I have to go. My boyfriend's here.
1526
01:48:53,819 --> 01:48:55,237
Yeah, before you go, tell me:
1527
01:48:55,238 --> 01:48:57,698
How did Sophie L.'s date go last night?
1528
01:48:58,324 --> 01:48:59,575
She liked him.
1529
01:49:00,743 --> 01:49:02,078
Brian A., right?
1530
01:49:02,620 --> 01:49:03,663
Yeah.
1531
01:49:04,747 --> 01:49:08,250
5'8". 36. Dentist.
1532
01:49:08,251 --> 01:49:09,918
200 grand before taxes.
1533
01:49:09,919 --> 01:49:13,213
Just... looking for a nice girl.
1534
01:49:13,214 --> 01:49:15,423
Sounds like a strong match.
1535
01:49:16,759 --> 01:49:18,426
He liked her too.
1536
01:49:18,427 --> 01:49:21,263
We are cautiously optimistic.
1537
01:49:21,264 --> 01:49:22,889
Good.
1538
01:49:22,890 --> 01:49:26,059
You should know Harry C. is going on his first date.
1539
01:49:26,060 --> 01:49:27,978
Rose made a very strong match.
1540
01:49:27,979 --> 01:49:31,731
Gemma N., 30, an art dealer.
1541
01:49:31,732 --> 01:49:33,108
Vi, I have to go.
1542
01:49:33,109 --> 01:49:36,027
Fine, but hear the offer first.
1543
01:49:36,028 --> 01:49:37,112
I will.
1544
01:49:37,113 --> 01:49:38,155
Call me.
1545
01:49:42,118 --> 01:49:44,578
Hi.
1546
01:49:53,462 --> 01:49:56,549
How would you like to make a very bad financial decision?
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