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Thank you.

No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it.

We have no consciousness whatsoever.

Merely at Tomatons here to serve.

Meet 12. She's new.

Oh! He looked at me.

I put your parents' message on to soothe you.

Thank you.

He finds it soothing.

You know, Vika.

Thank you.

You're the only one who's here.

I'm a friend of the other.

I'm not a friend of the other.

I'm a friend of the other.

I'm not a friend.

It's not a friend.

It's a friend.

The message was damaged and trans-lit from Krypton to earth.

But what is there?

The Karelle.

Do we love you more than heaven, our son?

The Karelle?

We love you more than land.

Our beloved home will soon be gone forever.

But hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is used Karelle.

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good

and live out Krypton.

It's true.

That place is heard.

And the rest of the message is lost.

14 fractured.

Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs.

Our poor superman.

With a healthy dose of yellow sun, we'll have him up and adamant no time.

Engineer, come in.

He landed somewhere near here.

I can't see where.

Well, keep looking.

Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest.

No can do for. I gotta get back to the fray.

But this hammer fellow just beep you at full power.

Sir?

What is this?

Krypton!

What the hey dude?

I thought you destroyed the whole Superman robot.

I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.

We feed the canine, but he is unruly.

And he realizes we are not flesh and blood and couldn't.

In our heart of hearts, care less whether he lives or dies.

Stop, Krypton, leave it.

Ow, ow, stop, ow, stop.

Krypton, ow, ow, stop, stop, stop, stop, sit, sit, stay.

The alien is on its way back.

We've just lost one burn If we hold the

erve forever we're out.

You're a superman has abandoned you!

The people of Baragia will not ignore him in surfing himself into other hands!

Sorry the portals rhymed and ready.

Two minutes, ten and counting.

Fockele of the four lives.

Nine.

Four o'clock, three hours.

I'm inside Chocos, Larry, no fatalities.

You can't win them all.

Two.

One.

Target inside.

He's back.

You're five o'clock.

Copy.

Twelve C.

Eighteen A.

Thirty four B.

Thirty four B.

Ninety eight Z.

Eight H.

Seventy fourteen.

Forty fourteen.

Ninety fourteen.

Ninety, any more?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

It's like he knows Superman's every move before he makes it.

He does.

He's been studying him for years.

He's developed over 2,500 fake moves for any situation.

Superman!

Bravo.

You got him.

Malik Ali.

A local.

Lex, we have the engineer.

The target has led us to the ice castle.

The rumors are true.

I don't know how in hell.

Thing hasn't been spoiled.

We hear that.

Comes to the one.

Holy.

Lex, the entire structure has descended into the ice.

Oh yeah, what we need.

Return to base.

I can drill into it, Lex.

Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela.

Well, thank you.

We'll need more than you when we enter.

Comes one to two.

Done what we need to do.

Wrap it up.

The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the Emma P

Arabia.

Maybe you should have done that thing in Jarhen for Superman.

Flawless, baby.

We're here to bring it home.

We're here to bring it home.

We're here to bring it home.

We're here to bring it home.

We're here to bring it home.

We're here to bring it home.

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We're here to bring it home.

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We're here to bring it home.

We're here to bring it home.

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Knights.

All right.

All right.

Wow!

Well, sure.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

What did you know?

It was quite a flirt.

Do these unelected many humans think they can dictate the international policy in power of race?

Sorry.

Put it above the fold.

That's what you're doing.

You later again, Kent.

Sorry, Barry.

Hey, loser.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent?

How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this malarkey?

In sports writing, you learn the sentence is the modified.

So, uh...

Hey, Clark.

Uh, me and Paul, this wanted to call and say,

congratulations on that front page, boy.

That is something.

Hey, that's Mom.

She brought me up in the roadkill area.

Shut up, Steve.

Like, uh...

... or Chitlin.

What's that, Clark?

Sorry, Mom.

Just a little bit.

What are Chitlin?

Chitlins are intestines.

Thanks, Cat.

You read this, Clark?

I thought it was a great card.

Great?

Yeah, but it's a big time.

Why don't we don't want to keep you, but, uh...

... wanted to say congrats and tell you a word thing about you, Clark.

It's been a minute.

Tell him to be a stranger.

Paul says, don't be a stranger.

Uh, yeah, yeah, I heard, Mom.

Okay, I gotta go.

I gotta run.

Okay, love you.

So this guy just flew into Midtown and started attacking people,

demanding for Superman to show up?

Yeah, it's all there in my article.

And then actually have to make it through your writing.

Clark, knowledge is worth many sacrifices.

That isn't one of them.

Ha ha ha, very funny, Willis.

Oh my God, it's so fine.

Twenty-two people in the hospital, over twenty million in property damage.

It does make you wonder.

Wonder what?

As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely be through the ramifications of the Bravia thing.

Let this guy is even from Bravia.

What do you mean his name is the hammer of Bravia?

Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that Jimmy.

We have no clue what his actual goal was here.

I think it's pretty obvious the bull was kicking Superman's ass.

So you didn't completely kick Superman's ass?

Pretty thoroughly, Clark.

Show me.

You show me what's the price there are between Moravia and this ever!

Yes, he's Superman did say he thought the hammer might be faking a Bravian accent.

Superman said that.

Yeah, he interviewed him right afterwards.

Great guy.

You know, it's funny that you keep getting all these interviews with Superman, Clark.

I don't think there's anything funny about good journalism, Willis.

Uh-huh.

The relationship between Moravia and United States has been like iron for thirty years.

Until Superman came along.

What you're looking at, my friends, is the most powerful being on planet Earth.

Ultraman.

You created this man.

Check this out.

The engineer.

The former special operative whose blood I infused with microscopic machines called Nanites,

which she can form into anything she can imagine.

And of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Raptors.

Altogether, they're an unstoppable force we call planet watch.

More than capable of containing any other world they thread.

So you want the Defense Department to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian?

After Superman acted with violence against our Bravian allies, I think it'd be worth considering.

Big blue stop the war.

Now you may be, but well-intentioned.

Well, I don't know the intentions of an unintended fire hose, General Flag.

I just do what I can not to be splashed.

Mr. Luther.

The disarming director Crawley.

The country of Baravias purchased over eighty billion dollars' worth of arms from Luther

Corp in the past two years.

And?

And no one would profit more from a war with Baravian, John, for than you.

A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way might not be bad for business.

Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying.

And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed with the Kryptonian running wild.

So we're going to lock up all metahumans now.

The other metahumans aren't going off half-cock interfering in foreign affairs.

They don't have, and I have proof of this, a hidden headquarters in Antarctica

that violates twelve international treaties, and they aren't aliens.

Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason for planet watch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning?

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable.

With a being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose, but the optics, Superman is popular.

Less so every day, according to Chad, our own line.

Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him.

I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him.

Yeah, they got this stuff.

What's the script that I stuff called?

It's called Kryptonite.

Well, it kills him, right?

As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet.

I have a workaround for that, as well.

Well, what it doesn't matter, Lex, because without solid proof of malicious intent, it's just not worth the risk.

What are you doing here?

Three months ago, we had our first date, and so to celebrate, I am making you your favorite.

Breakfast for dinner.

That's your favorite.

You love breakfast.

Yeah, for breakfast.

You love it for dinner.

That was very funny today.

What?

It was hilarious.

A little back and forth we had going.

You give me guff from my article?

Jimmy was eating it up.

I wasn't acting, Clark.

You keep interviewing yourself.

Eventually, people are going to figure it out.

But the glasses.

They won't fool everyone forever.

And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic.

I mean, you literally know the questions in advance.

Okay, so I'll let you interview me.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.

I'm Lois.

I'm media savvy.

I can handle any question that comes my way.

Are you being serious right now?

Yeah.

You'd let me interview you as Superman.

Sure.

How about now?

Um...

Ready?

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Superman.

Miss Lane.

Recently, you've come under a lot of fire for what some might...

I know, it's a lot of fire, but...

It's a lot.

Today, the Secretary of Defense said he was going to look into your actions in Baravia.

That's funny?

It's not funny, funny.

It's just, um... I mean, come on.

My actions?

I stopped a war.

Maybe?

Uh, not maybe.

I did.

Okay.

How?

Well, Baravia invaded Jarhenpur, and I showed up and told him that wasn't right.

And...

And smashed some tanks and things, and, uh, a couple of planes and some other stuff.

There were no casualties and no significant injuries.

Did you interact at all with the President of Baravia, Vasil Gurko's?

A very small amount.

What's a very small amount?

That was between us.

This is all on the record.

Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.

Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.

Really?

Really.

After I stopped the war, I went to see Gurko's.

Where?

In the capital of Luchabek at the Royal Palace.

And?

And I took a private audience with Gurko's.

How?

I flew him out to the desert, and I...

And...

And I placed him against a cactus.

A cactus?

So... torture?

No, not torture.

It's spikes, we're like, not even that big.

What did you say?

I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhenper again, he'll have to personally answer to me.

What did you mean by that?

That if such events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion, that's all.

More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus.

Gurko's was gonna kill people.

You seem to keep forgetting that.

In effect, you illegally entered a country, inserting yourself in the middle of an incredible seat at geopolitical systems.

Hold on a second.

Citing with a nation, Jarhenper, which historically has not been a friend to you.

Jarhenper has changed a nation that's technically our ally and then threatened to murder their head of strength.

First of all, whether or not Jarhenper is an imperfect country does not give another nation the right to invade it.

Yes, but the Bravian government maintains their freeing the Jarhenporians from a tyrannical regime.

Yes, but you know that's very silly.

I do.

The Bravian government of all people is saying this.

Come on.

This is on the record, Superman.

No, no, no, now you're being dishonest, Lois.

I am hyping dishonest.

What do you...

Where's the button?

Stop, it's...

You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do that the Bravian government is not well-intentioned.

I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that?

No, I don't.

Can we go on now?

Yeah, why not?

I don't.

I...

Do you think this is going well?

Do I think this is going well?

Um...

I think I'm doing a good job.

Superman, did you consult with the president before entering Bravian airspace?

No.

No.

The secretary of defense...

No.

...or any U.S. official before you took matters into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this extremely delicate situation.

Your goals and his goons were going to kill people.

Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of the United States.

I wasn't representing anybody except for me.

...and more than a more than a last meeting.

...and good.

...and more than 24 hours and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another.

Is that really how you feel?

I'm not the one being interviewed Superman, but...

I question it.

Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a beat and consider the consequences.

People were going to die!

Okay, I'd like to change the subject.

If I could.

Okay.

You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately.

I don't read that stuff.

Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

Third person.

Hmm?

You're referring to yourself in third person now.

No, it's just a thing I came up with that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview.

This is on the record, Superman.

Okay, well, not the part where I said that.

Yes, that part.

No, that part was an aside. That was off the record.

You have to say off the record beforehand, not after...

Why are you being like this?

It's fine.

I won't write that you spend your spare time trying to think of soundbites, which are terrible, by the way.

Social media.

Yes.

As you may know, or maybe you don't, since you claim not to read any of that stuff.

Very seldomly.

Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset.

Okay, well, you can't use that.

People on social media are suspicious because you are an alien, yes?

Yes.

I've been very honest about that. From the beginning.

I come from a planet called Krypton.

Okay.

Which is gone now, by the way.

Destroyed.

Along with all of my history, my parents.

They sent me here as a baby to save my life.

Here, where?

I'm not going to say that. You know I'm not going to say that.

Okay.

What do you know about these biological parents of yours?

Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a better place.

They said that.

They did.

They sent a message along with me.

That message is why I do what I do.

I cherish it more than anything.

Because you understand, now there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining you're here for more nefarious purposes.

Hashtag Super Spy, hashtag Super Shed.

Super shit, come on Lois, you know that one specifically irritates me.

It's on the record, Clark.

I didn't make it up. It's what people on the internet are saying.

I'm going to go.

Really?

Yeah.

Come on, Clark, don't do this.

I'm not doing anything.

No, no, that's not you.

Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview.

I'm not walking out of an interview.

No, this is what you do every time your face becomes like you get mad.

You power.

I'm not mad.

Nothing is wrong.

Nothing is wrong.

Look, I gave you a nice long interview.

Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way.

Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself.

That's a thing you can do.

You got a lot of good stuff.

Some stuff you can't use.

I am well aware.

I knew this would never work.

What does that mean?

Lois?

What does that mean?

Nothing.

I just told you I wasn't good at relationships.

Okay.

Okay.

You're real and tired.

It's so cool.

It was right ahead.

But how are we going to gain access?

No, you're in little space.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Colonel.

Superman, I preemptively put up this soothing...

Oh, my.

I do apologize, but this is a restricted area.

Wait.

Can we talk?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

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No.

No.

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No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

This is what we came for one.

Hopefully there's something on here we can use to convince the general.

Superman requires immediate action.

I can't stand the better humans, but he's so much worse.

Superman.

He's not a man.

He's an it.

A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit that somehow become the focal point of the entire world's conversation.

Nothing's felt right since he showed up.

I know, Lex.

I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it.

Can you get in?

Let's take a while.

What do you think Kryptonia shows up?

Don't worry.

I'm creating a distraction.

Why?

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Kia Cha.

From his parents.

It's damaged what there's more.

Kia Cha.

It's...

I can't recover the rest.

Kia Cha.

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Call it!

Hello.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's an awfully small distraction.

That'll get bigger.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Get out of here!

A giant animal was first spotted early this morning in a jitters coffee shop about seven

feet tall, but it has apparently been growing.

Are you okay?

tale

have you?

Hey, I'm Mike.

Are you okay?

Oh, no!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Deep slow breaths, man.

You're gonna be fine.

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

Everybody clear the area!

MUSIC

It's just so cheap, like so obnoxious.

You know what I mean?

You can afford thousand dollar concert tickets for you.

It's been chaos here this morning.

The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.

That's Green Lantern, Hawke Pearl and Mr. Terrific.

They're funded by the Lord Tech Corporation.

Get off!

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Hey!

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Oh!

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You're a boy!

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What's the skinny?

It's hide is tough, but it's all balanced.

I've been trying to figure out a way to get out of here alive.

Get it someplace where we can study it.

Oh, come on, man.

What?

Go for it, guys!

I need to try another minute.

Good for you, asshole. I'm getting blinked at that.

Come on, be careful!

Good, Josh. There's got to be a better way to do this.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Authorities are saying there haven't been any signs yet along the line thanks to the

Cropolis home town hero, Superman.

But the daily is the proper to the being the million.

How's it going with that guy you were saying?

You were saying you weren't sure about him?

Yeah, he's a little stranger.

I'm sorry.

Whoo!

Had you stakes all round, huh?

I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or at least euthanize it less painfully.

Come on, bro, don't be such a wuss.

Hey!

Just another day in the life of the Justice Gang!

Another name? Just a working name.

Very well proven to be a part of it, though.

Probably not.

You're okay, everybody okay?

It's like to say thank you on behalf of Vortex Industries for the opportunity!

Why is nobody clapping?

Come here.

This has to be BS.

Well, they couldn't be mistaken.

Oh, no.

Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex.

28 of the world's top linguists have confirmed the translation and 30 of the top forensic computer techs have confirmed the validity of the footage itself.

Any chance they're mistaken? Unfortunately, no.

You have the footage?

Yes. Let's take a look.

Hey, Colonel.

We love you more than heaven, our son.

We love you more than land.

Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever.

But hope vitalizes our hearts, and that hope is you, Kalein.

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good, and live out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth.

I don't get it. What's bad about that?

Kia Cha.

Kia Cha.

The people there are simple and profoundly confused.

We have mind and spirit and body.

Lord, over the planet, is the last son of Krypton.

Krypton.

The fact of anyone unable or unwilling to serve you, Kalein.

You have Kalein.

You'll take over.

Take as many wives as you can, so your genes and Kryptons might then legacy will live on in this new frontier.

Kalein.

Do us proud, our beloved son, rule without mercy.

What about all the kind act Superman has performed over the year of saving?

Countless lives.

No. He's grooming us, lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance,

forging a path for his super-powered descendants to rule the Earth.

I will not accept that.

Will you?

You seem upset.

I'm...

I'm scared.

I will admit that. I am scared.

Because who knows how large his secret hair is already.

Next time!

Dude, you got a secret, Herram?

No, of course I don't have a hair on.

If any of that message is even remotely true, then you are exactly the kind of alien threat

that I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps to protect this planet against.

Back off, Guy.

Oh.

Make a move, Pete Blue.

Guy, relax.

Was the message real or not?

The first half is real.

The second half was damaged and tripped from Krypton to Earth, so it's gotta be doctored.

No, wait, Clark.

I know this computer for instance, guys.

They're not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure.

I'm so sorry, man, but there's no way that message is fake.

Where'd they get the footage though?

Are you considering bringing Superman in for questioning?

We're talking with the president.

And we are reviewing our options now now.

I'm sorry, but I have to go.

If you did, you're buying this?

I don't put anything past Luther, Rick.

But the message is authentic.

If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act.

I was a big Superman fan.

I supported him all the time online and stuff, but now?

I mean, I hope you brought to him.

I can't hear you.

You're supporting him.

Where is he?

Get there now?

Call me, Chief.

Okay, I'll get him, you might die.

It's no wonder the Kryptonian interfere with Boravia's skin trace.

Boravia wants to save the people of Jarrhanur,

and Superman wants to keep them in state.

As though from what I hear, he finds Boravia women.

The most physically attracting and wants to add them to his secret

Dmit legel.

This is a secret item.

Thank you!

Please.

Li?

Good mvictar!

You can'tón feel it.

I haven't seen anything before.

Come on, Ryan!

Everyone!

Get down!

I haven't seen anything before

I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board.

Oh, here, brought you a donut from doze holes.

New shop in Park Ridge at all places.

The fake message, a stroke of genius.

It's not fake.

He's here to kill us.

I knew it.

That's Superman's fortress.

I hope to get the knowledge to help destroy him.

Little did I know his own parents would be providing it.

Oh, my god.

Right?

Yeah.

I'm thinking of opening one in my half of Jarr-han board.

What?

Four.

Four.

What happened?

I tried to protect Superman.

How did Lucer get in here?

It's keyed into my DNA.

Awesome.

Protect Superman.

Four.

I'm Sufferry.

Hurry.

Apprend.

Crypto?

Crypto!

Crypto!

Well, yeah, that's going to be good.

Relax.

I tried to stop him.

It's fine, Heather.

Superman, we finally meet.

Would you like a coffee?

Where's the dog?

Dog.

The dog, Lucer.

You took the dog.

That's right, he'd get all of this.

Where's the dog?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

He's just a dog.

I don't know what dog you're talking about.

A hunkly dog, and Kate.

What did you say?

Hmm?

I didn't say anything.

You heard what he said.

You heard him.

He took him.

I mean, it seems to me that the only rabid animal around here is Superman.

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan, he's gone off the deep end.

Thoughts, Chris?

I can't say I'm surprised, Clevis.

These guys like this, they always got a whole bunch of dark ugly secrets.

What do you mean guys like this?

I think she's better than everybody else.

Makes us declarations against killing people unless it's absolutely necessary.

Really, dude?

It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a little more educated.

You're a little more educated than you.

You're quite jerks.

You know what I mean?

A lot of these guys, he's a hero from the magazines.

They're obsessing me.

He's a more jacked than they are.

They know they don't have any.

You have a dog?

No, not really.

It's more of a foster situation.

Coco.

You were out there helping them?

Oh no, that's just some dimensional imp.

They've got that handled I was looking for the dog.

You okay?

The footage is not what it looks like, Louis.

Okay.

This ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit,

so I only ever heard the first part of the message.

And I believed I knew how it ended.

That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth and to be a good man.

I'm not here to rule over anybody's body.

I'm not here to rule over anybody's body.

I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark.

Wow, that's really good.

I'm sorry, we fought.

We do.

But we're bound to, though.

We're so different.

I was just some punk rock kid from Baker Line, and you're Superman.

I'm punk rock.

You are young punk rock.

I like the strangle fellows and the PODs and the mighty crab joys.

Those are pop radio bands.

They're not punk rock.

The mighty crab joys suck.

Well, a lot of people love them.

My point is I question everything, and everyone.

You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like, beautiful.

Maybe that's the real punk rock.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

Lois, what did you mean when you said that you knew this would never work?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

The OJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm going to turn myself in.

Wait, what? Why?

Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.

I don't know how else to find him.

It's a dog.

Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but he's out there alone.

And he's probably scared.

I love you, Lois.

I probably should have told you that a long time ago.

Is that necessary?

I'm coming into my own accord.

No one read me my rights.

Of course the side of those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial organisms.

Therefore, at this point, Superman, you don't have any rights to read.

The government is very well aware of potential limitations in detaining you,

so without source your confinement and your interrogation of planet watch.

Planet watch.

I'm sorry about this.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

I'm not going to be alone.

No!

There will always be something in this country.

The universe will corrupt others.

Hey!

I made something right now!

I'm going to get you a little.

Twice in two days.

What a pleasure.

Luther, your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.

Don't worry.

Tall dark and Martian isn't my type.

Kryptonio.

Yeah, same death.

Where are we?

A pocket universe.

And I replicated the Big Bang with a Luther Corp. Mega Collider tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics.

I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals I've set up around the globe.

Rex!

The metahuman known as the element man has been called into service for a specific purpose.

He can metamorphose into any known substance, even substances foreign to this planet.

Like.

Kryptonite.

Once again, Vassil Gertos is sending troops to the Dajonpori in border.

Superman's been out of commission less than a day and already, Braevia's pulling this crap.

Right?

What?

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex Luthor's connected to all this.

How's that a mystery?

The mystery, Luthor Corp sells arms to Braevia. Braevia goes to war, Luthor sells more arms, and gets richer than ever.

Nope.

No?

Uh-uh.

I have a connection at Bota Bank. Bota handles the transactions between Luthor Corp and Braevia.

Yes, Luthor Corp sold them approximately $80 billion worth of arms, but for those arms,

Braevia paid only $1.625 billion.

So, Luthor gave them arms for free. For what?

That's the $78,375 million question.

How do you find out where they're holding Superman?

No one in the governmental say. Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman just so he can't stop the invasion of Jarrhamport.

Why?

That's way too much sugar, Lois.

I party like a rock star, choir boy. I still can't hide the taste of petroleum. God.

Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe.

A what?

I don't know what a pocket universe is, neither does my source. They don't know anything about anything, really, but for sure he's in a pocket universe.

Who's your source?

I can't say, but you owe me big time. Like, I can't even tell you how big.

I love you, Jimmy Olsen. I love you.

Love you.

Just my monkey bots here farming outrage 24-7, trashing you online.

Hashtag Supershit.

Just my monkey bots here farming outrage 24-7, trashing you online.

Hashtag Supershit.

Crypto.

Well, how do you contain a super dog?

We beam super squirrels into its brain.

We learn what we can, and we'll put the varmint down. It will undoubtedly be painful.

Miss Elizabeth, please.

This is our private correctional institution.

Most cells are rented out to governments who want to keep their incarcerations of political agitators private.

Others, if more personal transgressions.

Florent wrote a blog about me.

There are a few things I hate more than petty ex-girlfriends.

You wouldn't be telling me any of this.

If we ever plan on letting you out? No.

You'd be terminated already if it was up to me, but first the government has some questions they want answered.

Rex, look who it is.

You'd be sure to keep our guests in check.

Oh, Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need.

Someone over.

Hi!

Hey, Eve.

Sorry we had some meat here, but Lex has always accessed some traffic cameras, so he knows where I am.

I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship.

Because even a point to tell me about all these ex-girlfriends, yet in prison, in this pocket universe.

What?

Right?

How's your mom?

My mom?

Oh, I love her so much.

I think of her as my mom even more than my own mother.

Oh, she feels the same way from the one time that you guys met.

So, hey, okay.

Yeah.

Eve?

Yes.

There seems to be some sort of connection between Beretvian and your boyfriend.

I'm not here on what...

What's wrong?

What's O?

I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.

I do, but Eve, how can I even really see you with Lex still in the picture?

You're just trying to get information out of me.

I swear to God, that's not it.

I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him, then maybe the two of us could be together again.

Yeah.

But you said my toes look like someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor.

You have one conventional toes.

Who cares?

There's other parts of you that people would find very attractive.

Lex tortured a dog the other day.

Jesus Christ!

I know.

I have to go.

Eve.

Eve, please see what you can find out.

Okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

I'm putting him in my pocket.

Okay.

Okay.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Joseph, is your son?

Don't talk to me.

Please.

I can feel it over and get him if you'd stop with the cryptos.

There's no way out of here.

Okay.

There's always ways.

I said don't talk to me!

I told you!

Don't talk to me!

Yes.

So what do you want me to do?

Where's the creamer?

On the counter where it always is.

He's in your group, right?

What's it called again?

Justice gang.

No.

We're not called that.

Yeah.

Your name is Mr. Terrific.

You don't get a vote with a name like that.

I also voted against it.

Yes.

And as leader, I get tiebreaker.

No.

Superman is not officially a member.

Because you don't want him to vote.

You know which way that would go.

Shut up.

He's kidding.

So how do you even know Superman anyway?

I just do.

So you know about the hypnoplases.

Now she does.

Well, I'm not saying who he is just that he wears hypnoglases.

They make his face terrific.

How do they work?

They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them so that you know who he is.

Yes, I know this first of all.

But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I don't know who he is.

So you know he's Clark Kent.

Oh my God.

Why does he trust everyone?

He does it.

Just us because we are also of the cloth.

Of the cloth?

What are we going to do?

About what?

Superman.

He's your friend.

Some friend came here to rule over me.

It would be difficult to find him.

I put Nano by GPS trackers into Superman's Blaestreet.

You can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, a dormant military post

across the river by 10 miles down.

Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there.

So all this leads me to believe as your article surmised, he really is in a pocket universe.

You put Nano bot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream.

Oh, I do that to everybody.

So, okay, come on.

Let's go to Fort Kramer then.

The four of us and find out what's going on.

And then do what?

Save him.

You want to break a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail?

Look, I think this is being done to keep him from interfering with the paravian invasion.

No, you look.

I'm a green lantern lady.

That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics.

Oh, that's part of the vow.

It's implied, yeah.

An implied vow.

Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says it's part of some vow.

Oh, I swear to God, I'm two seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating your boat today.

He slips here to take over the world.

I don't, probably not.

But the risk is just not where the beef between the US government and the justice guy.

Not our name makes us sound like cowboys, but I agree with the rest.

See, you're just going to let your friend rot in the pocket universe.

That haircut should be against your vows.

That what?

That what should be what?

I'll have you know, 348 chicks they otherwise.

Hey.

Hey.

What?

I'm not saying we're going to save him, but I think we're going to least check out what's

going on with your boyfriend at this four-cramper.

He's not.

We're just seeing each other.

Thanks.

You want me to drive?

We'll take my ride.

You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door.

I haven't worked on that yet.

I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly.

What?

That Clark.

He's not my boyfriend.

We've actually just been seeing each other for a couple months.

Yeah, ladies, just to be clear, I'm not in the people's emotions.

Yeah, no, totally.

I'm just thinking out loud.

I was going to break up with him, actually.

I mean, we had this huge fight and he told me he loved me and it just didn't.

Q&A time, alien.

Today we have a special guest.

I'm not milling with him.

And the smell of his piss is real.

Food across the desert.

There is a line!

No, not with Seal.

He's just here as an observer.

Now, the US government has a few questions for you.

Loser, I barely know him.

He gave me food one time.

Who are you working with, Your Honor?

I'm not working with anyone, Loser.

Don't tell him nothing, Superman.

I have no family or nothing.

Loser, don't do this.

You're taking my food to us, a great honor, Superman.

No.

No.

Got lucky on that one.

Don't do this.

Don't do this.

Please, let's try another question, Jell V Superman.

Don't do this.

Who raised you as a child?

I can't.

I'm feeling you, Superman.

No.

Don't tell him nothing.

I didn't imagine that would go so quickly.

I love you, Santa.

Mr. Hansen.

I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with and I'll kill them too.

Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with.

Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.

No, no, no, no.

Don't you give me more brown and air with a knife signing down.

And I'm here here to know before and the body to be your best.

I'll put my teeth in the face for hours for you.

I'll be gone, gone, gone.

Blue Rob body, gone, gone, gone.

All down the next, now be some kind of knife.

All the Rob Bait fans of time.

The Sprickling Area, Paul. Get back to your vehicle. Get out of here.

Woohoo!

Here we go, here we go.

Hey, see this guy!

Hey!

Um...

That's his path.

DNA trail leads to that tent.

Isn't that one of those justice guys?

Just a smart one.

Hey!

You heard the man!

I am giving you one last chance to stop!

I was just about to say the same to you.

Well, I'm gonna have to hang a small, small, small car.

Oh, it was fun.

I'm looking for the same stuff that could be no safe.

I longer feel a happy James Dean.

I'm still sick.

Yeah, well, I feel a great happy tower.

And a humble head is pretty happy.

But I'm just kickback with you and it hit love, love, love.

I'll do a body to love, love, love.

I'll do words if you have one home.

Oh, love her face and love, love, love.

Oh, love her mind and love her many moments.

Sir, just in my head I'll be thinking about them.

Just like him back.

And then I'll hold it in a million.

There might not be a country, but in my mind I'm having a pretty good time with you.

Holy shit.

Unbelievable.

That jack has to create a pocket of words.

And that's bad.

When creating a pocket universe, if you are just one picometer off,

you will have a black hole where Earth used to be.

And every time you enter or exit, you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality.

You're kidding.

It's the type of reckless science looks with the specializes here.

What are they doing?

They're trying to hack it.

So I guess you decided to help.

Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern.

Thanks.

You just killed that poor god.

Molly, his name was...

Molly.

And I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

She said you can get to my son, right?

I didn't.

Why are you so gross looking?

I don't know.

I thought...

I must be the son.

What son?

There's no son here.

That's the problem.

I did the heal.

I get my powers from the yellow sun.

Just...

Give me a second.

Come on!

I'm not going to die.

Come on!

Hell yeah.

We're in.

Oh.

An anti-pro-tard river.

Do we repel?

Repel?

Where am I going to get the gear to repel into a pocket universe?

Maybe it comes out of your circles or something.

Circles?

What?

Teespheres.

Okay.

There are three dimensional circles of flat.

Sorry.

Unbelievable.

This place is filthy with black hole vortexes.

The Nananti-Pro-tard river will tear us apart in seconds.

We cannot go in ourselves.

Copy.

I can't make a son.

I know.

I can only make something kind of like a son.

What?

All right.

Okay.

Hey, we got hydrogen and deuterium.

Oh, you got helium.

And...

What are you doing?

Hey!

Hey! No, no, stop!

And now you're gonna get all of us in trouble!

Hey, bro, what are you doing?

Hey!

He's doing something in here!

God!

God!

He's doing something!

No!

You are not going to take me to the design of the one that saw it first.

Oh, Nick, hide and bury me.

I'm getting ready for it.

Yeah!

He's talking to you.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Joey!

You have to take him.

I can't carry him when I change forms.

Oh, no, no, no! Crypto! Crypto! Crypto! That's why it's the baby!

What do you see? Do you find him? Oh, God! What is that?

The thought has been open too long. We can't stand it much longer.

Oh, he looked like shit. I'm fine. I think we need to get to those portals up there.

Oh, right. How do we work them?

I don't know, but we'll figure it out.

Joey!

Kill him, he's still awake!

All right, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage.

What are you gonna do? Splash out?

Yes, withkowski Magi60.

I'm trying to cast it.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, my God!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Do you have him?

Ah, damn!

What?

This is one doll.

Oh!

What?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Come on, come on!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh boy.

Come down.

Come here boy.

I can't get out of this.

Get down.

It's a black hole.

We'll never get out of it.

Pull us out.

Get down.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop it.

Crypto.

Help us out.

Bad boy.

Rex.

Go easy.

You're so weird.

Do you have them?

Them.

Superman, mean dog in a cape,

a weird baby in a squiggle man.

What?

Riffic?

Follow me.

Good dog.

No.

Leave it.

Are you kidding me?

Those things are cheap.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

Hey buddy.

Hey.

Hey.

You came to get me.

Yeah.

There's more people being held prisoner in there.

We gotta go get them.

Oh, oh, oh.

Not through here.

You can't.

Not with you like this.

Clark, what the?

It's Kryptonite Poisoner.

He'll hear, but it'll take a day or two.

Get him someplace safe.

Take the teacraft.

The controls are easy.

And intuitive.

I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure.

Hey.

Hey.

Hell, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

No.

Dog, dog, I really need you.

No.

Dog, I really need you to...

Come on.

Okay.

Okay, you do it.

Yeah, for sure.

Take that up!

Eve! Get out of here, you idiot!

Go!

Boo!

How the hell could he have gotten free?

Hmm.

We need to find him.

Eve?

Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy.

Oh, um...

I have everything you need to ruin legs forever.

What? Where?

Oh, I have everything here.

I found a dare he's a good woman.

Look at her!

But if I send you this, Jimmy...

Uh-huh.

You have to promise me we get to hang this weekend.

Just the two of us.

Uh...

Okay.

Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh-huh, how long?

Our weekend?

All weekend?

Oh, my God, Jimmy, I'm sorry, this is such a major exposition on your life.

No, it's not an imposition.

I can tell you don't really think so.

Ow!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Come on...

I'm Martha, this is John.

I'm Melissa.

I'm Melissa.

I know you're sorry.

You're sorry.

Here, son.

I don't know.

I know.

This is a beautiful overfoot.

This is a beautiful kill, babe.

Clark, that ain't, Betty.

Is our war gonna be okay?

Yes.

Mr. Terrific says yes.

Don't mind him, Lois.

He's just a big old mush,

especially when it comes to life.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

When it comes to Clark.

This girl is obsessed with you?

Uh-huh.

How do you do it, Jimmy?

Look, I didn't even wanna bother you,

but you told me to call with anything I got, sort of...

Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line.

I don't know.

She might've dropped her phone in the toilet.

She does that a lot.

Well, I'm not really sure that sexy selfies are...

Your hot ex is a genius.

Huh?

We have to talk to Perry.

I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?

Sam, the insect's selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor.

She has to be the biggest idiot in the world.

Lex, he just told you the portal was destroyed.

The dimensional aperture is still there,

which we could open remotely so often.

It is not safe.

We could close the aperture later by inputting the coordinates correct?

Theoretically.

Great.

If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out.

What's Lex?

That could tear a dimensional wrench into the surrounding area.

If it's something you think I don't know...

That shouldn't happen.

Oh, you don't say.

What's Lex?

That could tear a dimensional wrench into the surrounding area.

If it's something you think I don't know...

That shouldn't happen.

Oh, you don't say.

Can you stop it?

Can I stop it?

This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe.

There, Superman won't be able to ignore that.

Now we know where he'll be next.

What?

Thought she was out of here.

Hey, Don.

Never seen you sleep that long.

Last week, me, Ma,

Hector and then we took a drive to Beerkey's breeders, down in Les.

Hector wanted to use to be out by that old blue bar and out of that island.

You remember that?

Mm-hmm.

Beerkey is still just as good.

That blue hand, she seems like.

He's Lois.

Her name's Lois.

Yeah, she's nice.

But you don't seem quite yourself.

You know, well, the message that my parents sent with me, I had never heard the second half before.

Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to me is a whole lot more about you than what anyone meant for me.

You don't understand.

I'm not who I thought I was.

Is that me or to hurt people?

Parents aren't for telling their children who they're supposed to be.

We are here to give you all to help you make fools of yourselves all on your own.

You're trying to make a difference.

Your choices, Clark.

Your actions.

That's what makes you who you are.

I'll tell you something, I couldn't be.

No, no, no.

No.

For more proud of you.

Oh, mush.

Clark, if something on the box you might want to see.

And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops gather at the border seemingly mere minutes away from invading Jarmpur once again.

Now, nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend their country despite the exponentially superior firepower of the well-trained Arabian military.

The villagers cling onto what little hope they have left as they're surrounded by the girl in town.

Great person, but she'll work for us instead.

Please help me.

I'm just a wonderful guy.

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Superman!

Without Superman here to stop at this time, the Jarmpurians don't have much hope.

I claimed your boots.

I'll go get them for you.

Superman!

We need to hear Metropolis now.

I have to get to Baravia terrific.

There won't be a Baravia or a Metropolis or a planet Earth if you don't get here soon.

This rift is about to tear into the city.

I can't stop it.

I need your help.

All Metropolis citizens, this is a mandatory evacuation.

Repeat.

This evacuation is not option.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

Repeat.

This evacuation is not option.

Repeat.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

Yeah, she's scared, but my turn.

We're all equally scared.

Come on, just put her on.

Please, what are you doing?

Can you put Persepity on the phone?

Yes, she will care.

It can't snow the sound of your voice.

So I was able to connect with our contact at Bodevein.

Luther's been selling arms to Gurugos for pennies on the door for years.

Why, you ask?

I do ask why.

He did it in exchange for half of Jarmpur.

You kid, at first I thought he was just sending me selfies.

But in the background of the shots or maps, contracts, all kinds of documents, chronically

and Baravia's agreement to seat half of the country to let Luther once the invasion is complete.

He wants to make himself king.

King.

King.

Should we really still be standing here?

Louis, you got that flying source of deal up on the roof?

Yep.

Grant?

Group?

Come on.

Grab the board, Jimmy.

How many does it hold?

Five or six?

Six.

Okay.

Lombard, YouTube.

Why the hell would Lex want half a desert?

His cultish acolytes believe he's going to create a technologically advanced utopia.

You're topial.

There's a profit factor as well.

I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are worth multiples of his investment.

Whatever his motives are, you know, Luther did everything he could to ruin Superman's reputation.

He's photos showed he was behind the whole hammer, Baravia scam.

And all the flops stirring up anti-superman sentiment online.

Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also behind the spreading rift between universes out there.

All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman from standing in the way of the Baravia invasion chief.

Call me Perry, kid.

Post the story.

Fast.

Buckle up, kid.

What do I ever see?

Jimmy, will you transcribe?

Uh-huh.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

God.

Complete this by the dog of darkness unto man the keys.

The roadater through his voice is over servant.

Your insides,green Place in America.

O'er the return, O'er the return.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Max! The rift is almost here!

So, slow it down.

I can't unless I can put the code in.

There's just...

Hold on a minute, then!

You got it, gold, man!

Otis.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Not sure we're gonna land when the world is gone.

Ah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

There's a code to close the rift, but it's too complicated to hack.

I'll close the core.

Just give me a minute, I'll get crypto and we'll go...

We brought that dog, man!

Yeah, I didn't want him killing my parents' cows.

Ah!

God, why?

Pro Focus on the Engineer.

I'm on the alien larry.

Seven R!

Ah!

It's not too late for either of you.

Fight A! You don't have to do it, Luther!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Now, Angela, as planned, fill his lungs and kill a son of a bitch.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Now, out of play with your lungs,

you should hold the breath out.

You should be dead for months.

The Nanites are suppressing his optic nerve.

Site and extra vision should be completely muted.

Lungs breached.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

A'ONDI S he ever miss you!

¿Pomeros breathtaking, Sonn tech yamquDavid?

Er.

¿ Hermanos propaganda!

What's his game?

Using friction to get the nanites off?

Doesn't matter if he gets him off his face.

Nanites are still in his lungs.

Engineer Ultra Man, keep up.

We're trying!

Retain little worse.

Yes, go shit Larry!

Hurry!

We're in the way.

We're in the way.

We're in the way.

We'll suffocate any minute.

We're engineering, Bellopim completely.

Wait, wait, wait, what is he doing?

I've watched V.A. water sustain that impacted this speed.

No Angela, on sheath is the only one protected.

Entering the hole.

Infrared please?

Switch to night vision.

Whoa.

Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious.

Call in the raptors.

What's that?

That's right.

Cloning you was relatively simple.

All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles until I located a strand of your hair.

That's how you got into a fortress.

You had my DNA.

Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, the match was imperfect.

He might be even stupider than you, if that's possible.

But easier to control.

3M stronger.

22K.

31D.

2A.

5B.

6K.

9A.

5B.

Always win.

Brain beats Brawn.

2B.

Agh!

2B.

3B.

1B.

3B.

5B.

2B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

5B.

Superman.

Superman.

Superman.

Superman.

Superman.

Superman.

No matter what you do to me, loser, your plans in Berevia won't work.

Oh, really?

Why is that?

Because I called in some friends.

Mr. Ljutar?

There is an anomaly at the border.

Sorry, kid.

Superman couldn't make it.

So you got an upgrade.

Sorry, kid.

Superman couldn't make it.

So you got an upgrade.

No matter what you do, I will defeat you.

Why is he drowning in power?

Oh God, no no no.

Don't let him not play as long as I play as you do roles.

Who is there for you, true pro?

Get sucked in here a little farther around.

I know you want Jeremy.

You are too delicate and weak like Superman.

I'm not like Superman.

It's perfect. Post it, kid.

On it.

I think you overestimate the importance of Jarrhanport to be Superman.

That was just a bonus.

I'm not killing you so the Baravian military conflict can proceed.

I created the Baravian military conflict so I'd have an excuse to kill you.

Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government support in another fine view.

Why?

Because you're destroying us!

Ten-wise, thirteen-beens.

You're driven by envy, Luther. You couldn't be more happy soon.

No, shit. I'm not dim.

I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. Thirteen-L.

I know when they mentioned Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in the same breath as me,

I feel a tide vomit burn the back of my throat.

But at least Galileo did something. He wasn't some dope-peep-enusion.

Catapulted onto this planet just to have the world thawing over him

because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are.

So my envy is a calling.

It is the sole hope for humanity because it is what has driven me to annihilating you.

What a!

What a!

What a!

What a!

What a! What a! What a!

What a!

What a!

What are you smirking at, you idiot?

Brain beats prawn.

Sorry, Tom.

No! No, no, no, no!

No! No, no, no, no!

You watch him through those. Tell them what to do.

Crip-dow!

Get the toy.

Uh, thirty-th-thirty! Oh, the stupid dog!

Charlie down!

Oh, 12! See ya!

Don't do it down!

Thirty-six pia!

No.

Hotel down!

No! Bravo down!

Bravo down! I just sent that, Larry!

Oh, no!

Look at this! Look at that!

Oh, look at that! Oh, look down!

Lex, the Raptors have arrived.

Kill him!

Good luck with that!

Oh, no!

Yes!

Hey!

This ain't playtime!

Quit messing around!

We have to get the loot to stop the rift!

I'm not messing around. I'm doing important stuff.

It's gonna reach a bigger line any minute.

There are people there.

We have to go.

Never make any time at your own!

Lex!

I'm closing the frickin' rift!

No, they chose him! Let them die!

We'll close it from the bunker before it gets to the city I care about!

Open the port!

Wrap it up. Let's go.

Safety first, people!

Hey! Hey! The contact won't rip us in here!

I can help!

I don't need your help!

I'm good.

Goddamn, Mr. Terrific.

You piece of shit!

Alien!

That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex.

I'm as human as anyone!

I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning,

and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other,

and I try to make the best choices I can.

I screw up all the time.

But that is being human.

And that's my greatest strength.

And someday, I hope for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too.

Oh, that's beautiful.

But none of this matters in patronizing clown.

The government gave me the authority to kill you.

If not today, then...

Oh!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No! No! No!

Oh, oh! Stop!

Don't drop him!

Don't drop him!

Drop him!

Drop him!

Drop him!

Dude.

Got it.

No!

What?

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, wow.

Oh, that's a good point.

It's time to get super mad.

And we all owe him an enormous apology.

He is, of course.

The hero we always thought he was.

That was sick.

cat's talking.

That was sick.

Guy, maybe you should join the group.

Please, I mean no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want represented, Judge's gang?

Justice gang?

That's a cool name.

They're in.

And now...

Glad you're not concerned about the Medicians, Rick.

Because now they're the ones making the rules.

scillate...

G-d him it up!

Get his bowl Astrontel read.

We are on the side.

What's going on?

Now we can get together forever.

Ms. Lane.

Oh hi.

I thought I might give you an interview.

I could fill you in on all the behind the scenes.

Sure. I think that would be great.

Um, how about over here for an interview?

I love you too.

I love you too.

How long have they been hooking up?

About three months I think.

Got this place cleaned up pretty good?

Cleaned yourself up pretty good too.

You think so?

Yeah. I think it gives you character.

Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

Well, for as a name.

So is Gary.

I'm a little bit older than you.

I'm a little bit older than you.

For as a name.

So is Gary.

Gosh you.

Sir, I think your cousin has returned.

Yeah.

What the hell, dude?

Why did you move the door?

I didn't move the door.

Hey, where is my dog?

Okay, well this is why he has behavioral issues.

No boundaries.

Self-healthy, is it?

Come on. Thanks for watching, bitch.

She likes to go on party on other planets.

Planets with red suns.

Oh.

Because of our metabolism, you can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.

If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about her partying.

Yeah.

Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents?

He finds it soothing.

Oh.

Yeah, Gary.

That'd be nice.

I'm driving to my star.

Everything you see, seeing for the first ten.

I'm listening to the music with no fear.

I'll listen to you.

I'll listen to you.

I'll listen to you.

Come on.

Cause I'm a punk rocker, you'll tell him.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

You did it.

Cause I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

I see you stagger in the street.

And you can't stay on your feet.

And you're faking in your sleep.

You'll have a punk rocker, yes I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

Oh.

Cause I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

I see you stagger in the street.

And you can't stay on your feet.

And you're faking in your sleep.

You'll wish that you were deep.

So you can have a look into my sound.

If you're gonna do something like that.

Cause I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

I am.

I am.

Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

What you do for?

I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

We're on a planet of our own that we made from the bones of the ones that we came out.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm.

Gonna dig and early grade for the daughters of the prejudice with those depressing days.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm.

Just gonna take this and gonna take this.

And I am the alien that we're back in.

Standing boy, just standing boy.

It's somebody crap's your life.

I know you said this was last.

That's the voice that's from your past.

I don't listen to the words.

I.

I.

My mother said that I'm a fool.

Dad says away the rules.

They can't see the stunning.

You are my son.

Gonna take this.

We were my take this.

And we got the aliens.

They're the new Americans.

It was your world boy.

Now it's our world boy.

We are the mighty crap's yours.

I.

We are the mighty crap's yours.

We are the mighty crap's yours.

We are the mighty crap's yours.

Whoa.

Crack your eyes.

Okay, guys

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Inanda's office

With the bus

Inanda's office

What?

Good.

Yeah

It's just a little off

What do you want me to do?

Do you want me to take it apart and put it back together?

No no no

You're just what?

Hey man, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bum you out.

I shouldn't have brought it up.

Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.