Original subtitles

Systems, peoples, and cities to this place.

Mainframe.

My format, Guardian.

To mend and defend.

To defend my newfound friend.

Their hopes and dreams.

To defend them from their enemies.

They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure.

No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.

Reboot!

Shh!

Go away!

Don't give away my hiding place!

Bob, are you feeling alright?

Quiet. Get down. Get down. What is it? Viral binome? A roaming chair?

Is it megabyte?

Hexadecimal? Worse.

Much worse.

Oh, no. He's coming.

It slices,

dices, cuts, copies, paints, and even formats Julian Fries.

But wait. There's more.

Act now. and we'll port you the handy logomatic absolutely free for only 99

.99.

Ugh! Mike! For the 128th time! Stop!

Can't we just turn him off?

I can't. His remote control ran away.

Can you blame it?

It's bucket or nothing!

Surprise your friend! Amaze your family!

Annoy perfect strangers!

It's absolutely...

Free for only $99 .99.

That's it. You're getting dismantled. Glitch screwdriver.

Now,

Bob, just calm down.

Warning. Incoming game.

Warning. Incoming game.

Warning. Incoming game.

Coming up next, three close friends get nullified in a dangerous game tune with

everybody's favorite appliance, Mike the TV!

Hey, look!

Dude, were those the users?

Four of them? I'm afraid so. One user, four characters. I think I know this

game. A Dungeon Deep.

We have to race the user's team to the bottom level.

All right, then.

Reboot!

Reboot!

Reboot!

What? A thief?

I'm not the warrior?

I'm always the warrior.

Well, if you're not the warrior, then who is?

Mike!

The mighty warrior!

Tonight at eight.

This is bad.

Very bad.

We're stuck like this. A thief can't use a warrior's weapon.

And an elf can't use a wizard's weapon.

Exactly. We're all stuck playing our roles.

What are you waiting for? Enter now for your chance to win.

Sorry, Mike, but why don't you just file yourself right here and let us worry

about winning the game, okay?

Trust us.

It's your only hope.

Shunned by his friends, ignored by his loved ones, abandoned by those he

the most.

No! Not. Never.

Nine. No way. Ixnay on the yes part.

Negatory.

You can stay with us on one condition.

Stay out of our way, okay?

Guaranteed to work behind the scenes so you don't have to.

Okay. Out of sight of your money bag.

What's that?

Now there's an unhappy captain.

Ugh, give me the jaggies.

Cool.

To win the chalice, listen to me.

One in all, all in one, that's the key.

Major!

Alphanumeric! Awesome!

What does it mean?

It's some kind of riddle. Maybe a clue.

Or a trap.

Let's find out.

It's stuck. Give me a hand.

Come on, Mike. You too.

Have no fear.

I'll save you.

Thanks, Mike.

Nice.

Cozy.

Cheerful.

Hey, a map.

Look, it shows us all the levels and our positions.

There, that must be the user's team up ahead. And this must be us. Here.

Interesting.

So, where exactly are we?

Let's see. According to this, we're traveling down the hopeless river of

imprisonment, the final resting place of all those who fail to win the

challenge.

Nice. And where are we headed?

Well, it looks like someplace called the Vicious Pit of Total Oblivion.

Hold out. Will our heroes be dashed into the pit of horror?

Tune in next time for another exciting episode of That Darn Wacky Crazy

Talk to you, bye.

Mike! Would you just climb up?

Just more doors.

And which door will lead them to the next level? Is it door number one, door

number two, door number three, or... Mike!

Why don't we try that one?

Mike! Cut it out!

That wasn't you?

Well, if it wasn't you, then...

Prepare to taste the blade of my butter knife?

Don't you just hate when that happens?

Do something!

Abracadabra! Abracadabra, Colin!

Wait, there's more!

Two for the price of one!

Nice going, Merlin.

Quick, try her again.

Abracadabra, whatchamacallit!

Again!

All right, let's get going.

This way.

I think it's this one.

Wait, let's stop and think about this first.

Look, the only way to figure it out is to try one.

away from me. Boy, you bother me. All right, folks, step right up. Step right

up. Don't be late for the next level.

What do you suppose that means?

Uh, guys, I think we're in trouble.

What?

That was easy enough.

No matter where they ran, no matter where they turned, there was simply no

out.

Log off, Mike.

This way.

Blitz! Cutters!

Operate? Now?

Surely you can't be serious.

He slices, he dices, he cuts julienne fries!

Mike!

Oh no, we didn't get a chance to hear the riddle for this level.

Oh shoot, that solved all our problems last time.

If we could figure out those riddles, it would probably make it a lot easier for

us. Bob, would you do Grow Up?

Dave Frost.

Level, uh, sixty -five.

Only one more to go, and the user's group is already there.

Look out!

Oh, sure, it just has to breathe fire, too.

Why not?

The fire -breathing skulls eat this fighting with shadow worms, living rock

piles, killer puddles, haunted laundry, battle carrots, armored... Watch out!

Tracks ahead!

Did you miss me?

This is it, guys. The last level.

Finally, we made it.

Injured? Partially erased?

You have no legal rights. Call Cifelli, Shoemaker, and Edwards.

We won't be understood!

Oh, yeah.

We're done for.

All right, Mike!

I don't believe it. He's a genius.

Of course, the light.

Mike, where in the world would you get a crazy idea like that?

Tonight. Dr. Goldsmith vs.

the Shadow Monsters Part 4, only on VMMN, the Bad Monster Movie Network.

I like that.

Good job, Mike.

I think we all owe you a big apology.

Yeah.

Somebody give me a hug!

To win the chalice, listen to me.

One in all, all in one, that's the key.

This guy's really starting to bother me.

And that's not all. Act now or be plunged into eternal bottomlessness.

Come

on,

we can figure this out. All in one, one in all. That's the key.

All in one.

One in all.

That's the key.

We're in trouble, aren't we?

Big.

Well now we know who the real wizard is

Wow

jeez good

The chalice disses me, one in all, all in one. Stop! The users are here! Do

something!

That's easy for you to say.

The Love Hospital.

Don't touch that dial. You're tuned to the commercial channel. All commercials,

all the time.

An eternity of useless product to rot your skeevy little mind forever.

And the crowd goes wild!

So, you see, the secret to the whole game was to act as a team.

We should have been looking out for one another the way you were.

Yeah, Mike. We feel really bad about the way we treated you, and, well... We're

sorry.

Thank you.

Oh, stop. Stop. You're too kind.

I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, but most of all, people like you, my

adoring fans.

Be silly.

Hey!

He's really valuable in a dungeon -like adventure game. He's everybody's

favorite appliance.

Mike the TV!

Mike!

Mike, you know we love you, right?

And you'd like to live long enough to see another season, right?

Then give us a commercial break, would you?

No problem.