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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,680 Systems, peoples, and cities to this place. 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,500 Mainframe. 3 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,880 My format, Guardian. 4 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:09,980 To mend and defend. 5 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,500 To defend my newfound friend. 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,500 Their hopes and dreams. 7 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:17,320 To defend them from their enemies. 8 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,840 They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure. 9 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:53,960 No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out. 10 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:55,700 Reboot! 11 00:01:06,940 --> 00:01:07,940 Shh! 12 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,518 Go away! 13 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,180 Don't give away my hiding place! 14 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,600 Bob, are you feeling alright? 15 00:01:14,110 --> 00:01:18,890 Quiet. Get down. Get down. What is it? Viral binome? A roaming chair? 16 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,550 Is it megabyte? 17 00:01:21,170 --> 00:01:22,630 Hexadecimal? Worse. 18 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:23,850 Much worse. 19 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:25,610 Oh, no. He's coming. 20 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:34,630 It slices, 21 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:39,590 dices, cuts, copies, paints, and even formats Julian Fries. 22 00:01:40,470 --> 00:01:42,090 But wait. There's more. 23 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:49,060 Act now. and we'll port you the handy logomatic absolutely free for only 99 24 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:50,200 .99. 25 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:57,100 Ugh! Mike! For the 128th time! Stop! 26 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,000 Can't we just turn him off? 27 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:02,680 I can't. His remote control ran away. 28 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,280 Can you blame it? 29 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:06,160 It's bucket or nothing! 30 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:09,280 Surprise your friend! Amaze your family! 31 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,720 Annoy perfect strangers! 32 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:12,640 It's absolutely... 33 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,280 Free for only $99 .99. 34 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:22,340 That's it. You're getting dismantled. Glitch screwdriver. 35 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:25,560 Now, 36 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,360 Bob, just calm down. 37 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,860 Warning. Incoming game. 38 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,640 Warning. Incoming game. 39 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,320 Warning. Incoming game. 40 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:48,470 Coming up next, three close friends get nullified in a dangerous game tune with 41 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:51,730 everybody's favorite appliance, Mike the TV! 42 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:54,550 Hey, look! 43 00:02:58,110 --> 00:03:00,590 Dude, were those the users? 44 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:08,590 Four of them? I'm afraid so. One user, four characters. I think I know this 45 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:10,610 game. A Dungeon Deep. 46 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:13,590 We have to race the user's team to the bottom level. 47 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:14,830 All right, then. 48 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:16,370 Reboot! 49 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:19,030 Reboot! 50 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:21,010 Reboot! 51 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:25,190 What? A thief? 52 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:26,630 I'm not the warrior? 53 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:29,590 I'm always the warrior. 54 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:36,770 Well, if you're not the warrior, then who is? 55 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,550 Mike! 56 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,150 The mighty warrior! 57 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,930 Tonight at eight. 58 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:44,690 This is bad. 59 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,170 Very bad. 60 00:03:56,590 --> 00:04:00,670 We're stuck like this. A thief can't use a warrior's weapon. 61 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:03,450 And an elf can't use a wizard's weapon. 62 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:07,650 Exactly. We're all stuck playing our roles. 63 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:11,610 What are you waiting for? Enter now for your chance to win. 64 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:17,010 Sorry, Mike, but why don't you just file yourself right here and let us worry 65 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,370 about winning the game, okay? 66 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:20,930 Trust us. 67 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:22,990 It's your only hope. 68 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:31,370 Shunned by his friends, ignored by his loved ones, abandoned by those he 69 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:32,370 the most. 70 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,620 No! Not. Never. 71 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,640 Nine. No way. Ixnay on the yes part. 72 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Negatory. 73 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,940 You can stay with us on one condition. 74 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,000 Stay out of our way, okay? 75 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:56,160 Guaranteed to work behind the scenes so you don't have to. 76 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,880 Okay. Out of sight of your money bag. 77 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:03,920 What's that? 78 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,880 Now there's an unhappy captain. 79 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,580 Ugh, give me the jaggies. 80 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,460 Cool. 81 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,960 To win the chalice, listen to me. 82 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,260 One in all, all in one, that's the key. 83 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,240 Major! 84 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:25,960 Alphanumeric! Awesome! 85 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,460 What does it mean? 86 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,660 It's some kind of riddle. Maybe a clue. 87 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:33,540 Or a trap. 88 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,220 Let's find out. 89 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,980 It's stuck. Give me a hand. 90 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,000 Come on, Mike. You too. 91 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,580 Have no fear. 92 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:48,920 I'll save you. 93 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:07,640 Thanks, Mike. 94 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:10,860 Nice. 95 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:12,020 Cozy. 96 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,160 Cheerful. 97 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:19,140 Hey, a map. 98 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,200 Look, it shows us all the levels and our positions. 99 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:26,560 There, that must be the user's team up ahead. And this must be us. Here. 100 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:29,380 Interesting. 101 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:32,420 So, where exactly are we? 102 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:37,920 Let's see. According to this, we're traveling down the hopeless river of 103 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,400 imprisonment, the final resting place of all those who fail to win the 104 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,400 challenge. 105 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:43,880 Nice. And where are we headed? 106 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:48,460 Well, it looks like someplace called the Vicious Pit of Total Oblivion. 107 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:12,370 Hold out. Will our heroes be dashed into the pit of horror? 108 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:18,350 Tune in next time for another exciting episode of That Darn Wacky Crazy 109 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:19,450 Talk to you, bye. 110 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,870 Mike! Would you just climb up? 111 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,760 Just more doors. 112 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:04,240 And which door will lead them to the next level? Is it door number one, door 113 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,660 number two, door number three, or... Mike! 114 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,520 Why don't we try that one? 115 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,000 Mike! Cut it out! 116 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,380 That wasn't you? 117 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,640 Well, if it wasn't you, then... 118 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:38,730 Prepare to taste the blade of my butter knife? 119 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,230 Don't you just hate when that happens? 120 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:46,910 Do something! 121 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:50,970 Abracadabra! Abracadabra, Colin! 122 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,090 Wait, there's more! 123 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,790 Two for the price of one! 124 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:05,430 Nice going, Merlin. 125 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:15,990 Quick, try her again. 126 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:22,090 Abracadabra, whatchamacallit! 127 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:24,670 Again! 128 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:48,670 All right, let's get going. 129 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:49,930 This way. 130 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:51,330 I think it's this one. 131 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:54,430 Wait, let's stop and think about this first. 132 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:58,150 Look, the only way to figure it out is to try one. 133 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:12,840 away from me. Boy, you bother me. All right, folks, step right up. Step right 134 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,140 up. Don't be late for the next level. 135 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,800 What do you suppose that means? 136 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,960 Uh, guys, I think we're in trouble. 137 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,240 What? 138 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,880 That was easy enough. 139 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:36,820 No matter where they ran, no matter where they turned, there was simply no 140 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:37,880 out. 141 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,260 Log off, Mike. 142 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:42,420 This way. 143 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,960 Blitz! Cutters! 144 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,880 Operate? Now? 145 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,780 Surely you can't be serious. 146 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,100 He slices, he dices, he cuts julienne fries! 147 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,800 Mike! 148 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:19,880 Oh no, we didn't get a chance to hear the riddle for this level. 149 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:24,120 Oh shoot, that solved all our problems last time. 150 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:28,380 If we could figure out those riddles, it would probably make it a lot easier for 151 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,700 us. Bob, would you do Grow Up? 152 00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:53,510 Dave Frost. 153 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,860 Level, uh, sixty -five. 154 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:30,160 Only one more to go, and the user's group is already there. 155 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,440 Look out! 156 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:37,380 Oh, sure, it just has to breathe fire, too. 157 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:39,260 Why not? 158 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:43,060 The fire -breathing skulls eat this fighting with shadow worms, living rock 159 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:47,240 piles, killer puddles, haunted laundry, battle carrots, armored... Watch out! 160 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560 Tracks ahead! 161 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,550 Did you miss me? 162 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:25,010 This is it, guys. The last level. 163 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:27,290 Finally, we made it. 164 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,500 Injured? Partially erased? 165 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,420 You have no legal rights. Call Cifelli, Shoemaker, and Edwards. 166 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,020 We won't be understood! 167 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,740 Oh, yeah. 168 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:28,940 We're done for. 169 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,560 All right, Mike! 170 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:39,400 I don't believe it. He's a genius. 171 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,640 Of course, the light. 172 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,080 Mike, where in the world would you get a crazy idea like that? 173 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,700 Tonight. Dr. Goldsmith vs. 174 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:53,260 the Shadow Monsters Part 4, only on VMMN, the Bad Monster Movie Network. 175 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,520 I like that. 176 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,680 Good job, Mike. 177 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,200 I think we all owe you a big apology. 178 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:02,780 Yeah. 179 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,180 Somebody give me a hug! 180 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:09,740 To win the chalice, listen to me. 181 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:14,000 One in all, all in one, that's the key. 182 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,320 This guy's really starting to bother me. 183 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:26,720 And that's not all. Act now or be plunged into eternal bottomlessness. 184 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:28,900 Come 185 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:38,580 on, 186 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,300 we can figure this out. All in one, one in all. That's the key. 187 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,020 All in one. 188 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,020 One in all. 189 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,580 That's the key. 190 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:15,770 We're in trouble, aren't we? 191 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:17,770 Big. 192 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:57,520 Well now we know who the real wizard is 193 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:04,300 Wow 194 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:08,100 jeez good 195 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:23,040 The chalice disses me, one in all, all in one. Stop! The users are here! Do 196 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,040 something! 197 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,300 That's easy for you to say. 198 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,580 The Love Hospital. 199 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:41,360 Don't touch that dial. You're tuned to the commercial channel. All commercials, 200 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,500 all the time. 201 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:48,960 An eternity of useless product to rot your skeevy little mind forever. 202 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,820 And the crowd goes wild! 203 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:55,720 So, you see, the secret to the whole game was to act as a team. 204 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,140 We should have been looking out for one another the way you were. 205 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:07,540 Yeah, Mike. We feel really bad about the way we treated you, and, well... We're 206 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,540 sorry. 207 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,680 Thank you. 208 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:15,060 Oh, stop. Stop. You're too kind. 209 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:23,020 I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, but most of all, people like you, my 210 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,440 adoring fans. 211 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,880 Be silly. 212 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:27,060 Hey! 213 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:31,780 He's really valuable in a dungeon -like adventure game. He's everybody's 214 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:32,780 favorite appliance. 215 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,080 Mike the TV! 216 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,800 Mike! 217 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,060 Mike, you know we love you, right? 218 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,560 And you'd like to live long enough to see another season, right? 219 00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:49,300 Then give us a commercial break, would you? 220 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:30,190 No problem. 14407