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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:37,540 He's dead. 2 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:39,049 How could something like this happen? 3 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:40,270 Keep your voice down. 4 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,440 An inside job. 5 00:01:44,363 --> 00:01:45,523 Our own people? CIA? 6 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:46,696 Would have to be. 7 00:01:46,824 --> 00:01:48,664 This was just a run-through. 8 00:01:48,826 --> 00:01:50,426 What are we gonna do next Friday night? 9 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,858 Pillbox was the one they expected to make the exchange. 10 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,079 It's worse than that. 11 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:55,567 Whoever killed him got the map. 12 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,708 We have to get that map back. 13 00:01:57,877 --> 00:01:59,877 If our courier isn't in exactly the right spot... 14 00:02:00,046 --> 00:02:01,086 there'll be no exchange. 15 00:02:01,214 --> 00:02:02,294 They'll just keep on going. 16 00:02:03,425 --> 00:02:04,465 What'll we do? 17 00:02:04,593 --> 00:02:06,113 They'll pass the map several times... 18 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:08,620 before they try to get it to D.C. for the exchange. 19 00:02:08,764 --> 00:02:09,804 We'll have to intercept it. 20 00:02:09,932 --> 00:02:11,212 We'll send in Pirandello. 21 00:02:11,351 --> 00:02:12,391 You're not gonna let him loose. 22 00:02:12,519 --> 00:02:14,199 Why not? He's the best we've got. 23 00:02:14,354 --> 00:02:16,274 He's always one step ahead of everybody else. 24 00:02:16,398 --> 00:02:18,478 He's uncontrollable. He's a wild man. 25 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:20,290 His methods are totally unpredictable! 26 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,844 I don't care. He'll get the job done. 27 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:29,569 You got to tell me what you want. Liverwurst? 28 00:02:29,788 --> 00:02:32,748 Here you go, young man. It'll feed the whole family. 29 00:02:42,385 --> 00:02:45,825 ...be sure to cook it before you eat it. 30 00:02:46,055 --> 00:02:49,415 ...cheese, we got salami, we got turkey... 31 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:01,057 I'll buy you something if you take one fish. 32 00:03:31,564 --> 00:03:32,964 Here you go. 33 00:03:43,494 --> 00:03:44,934 You, ok? I didn't hurt you, did I? 34 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:47,710 There you go. Sit down, relax. 35 00:03:47,832 --> 00:03:48,912 Let's talk. 36 00:03:50,168 --> 00:03:52,808 Jesus Christ! You're Nick Pirandello! 37 00:03:54,673 --> 00:03:57,593 You're the guy who went in and took out the Russians' V-47. 38 00:03:57,801 --> 00:03:59,001 Hey, don't make a big thing out of it. 39 00:03:59,136 --> 00:04:01,056 Oh, man, it's an honor to meet you. 40 00:04:02,014 --> 00:04:03,894 All right, now, look, I saw you make the pass... 41 00:04:04,016 --> 00:04:05,576 and I want to know where you're gonna pick up the map. 42 00:04:05,727 --> 00:04:08,087 I think you understand I can't tell you that. 43 00:04:08,855 --> 00:04:10,135 Frankly, no, I don't understand. 44 00:04:10,273 --> 00:04:12,833 I want to be every bit the agent that you are. 45 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:23,278 That's it, swallow them. 46 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:27,997 What did I just swallow? 47 00:04:28,126 --> 00:04:30,806 That's the 607 new painful-death kit. 48 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,124 It's an interrogation technique. 49 00:04:32,256 --> 00:04:33,456 You see, the theory behind it is... 50 00:04:33,591 --> 00:04:36,111 is that with that kind of painful death in front of you... 51 00:04:36,302 --> 00:04:37,742 you'll do anything to get the antidote. 52 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,760 Carrot? 53 00:04:40,807 --> 00:04:42,527 What kind of a painful death? 54 00:04:42,684 --> 00:04:43,564 What difference does it make? 55 00:04:43,685 --> 00:04:46,085 You're tough! You're not gonna talk! 56 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:49,550 You're not gonna let me die some horrible death, are you? 57 00:04:49,775 --> 00:04:51,295 Sure I am! 58 00:04:51,444 --> 00:04:53,124 We're both Americans! 59 00:04:54,614 --> 00:04:57,814 Well, you got about another minute before you die. 60 00:04:59,744 --> 00:05:01,544 Here. You might want to lay down. 61 00:05:01,705 --> 00:05:02,905 It'll make it much easier on you. 62 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,080 Easier? 63 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,128 You're right! Probably not. 64 00:05:06,293 --> 00:05:08,173 Forget what I said. So, anyway-- 65 00:05:08,296 --> 00:05:09,376 All right, all right! 66 00:05:10,214 --> 00:05:13,694 I'm supposed to go to the Hideaway Hotel, room 505. 67 00:05:14,636 --> 00:05:15,676 Ok. 68 00:05:15,804 --> 00:05:17,764 Hey! What about the antidote? 69 00:05:17,931 --> 00:05:18,971 What antidote? 70 00:05:19,099 --> 00:05:19,859 The poison! 71 00:05:19,975 --> 00:05:21,855 What poison? It was your button. 72 00:06:13,993 --> 00:06:15,073 Russians! 73 00:06:17,121 --> 00:06:18,761 Go this way. Surround him. 74 00:06:49,282 --> 00:06:50,562 Keep your voice down. 75 00:08:17,295 --> 00:08:19,335 You've done your country a great service. 76 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:21,264 Would you like me to do it again? 77 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,215 Maybe later. 78 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,223 Nick, did you get the map? 79 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,732 Yeah, I got the map. 80 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,242 I'm with them. 81 00:08:53,377 --> 00:08:55,897 We've got the map, and you'll never get it back. 82 00:08:56,088 --> 00:08:57,448 Henderson was with them. 83 00:08:57,548 --> 00:08:59,148 Yeah. He didn't get the map. 84 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,340 What was that? 85 00:09:00,468 --> 00:09:02,348 It was a message telling them to give up. 86 00:09:02,512 --> 00:09:03,512 I know who their leaders are. 87 00:09:03,638 --> 00:09:05,238 Who are their leaders? 88 00:09:05,348 --> 00:09:06,428 I don't know. 89 00:09:06,558 --> 00:09:09,438 Ok, Nick. Tell you what we do now. 90 00:09:09,645 --> 00:09:12,205 Part of the agency has broken off. They want-- 91 00:09:12,398 --> 00:09:13,798 The big gun. 92 00:09:13,941 --> 00:09:15,421 Yeah. And they've got-- 93 00:09:15,526 --> 00:09:17,086 Most of the agency, the boys in the street... 94 00:09:17,236 --> 00:09:19,116 budget, personnel, support in the state. 95 00:09:19,239 --> 00:09:20,439 There's more. 96 00:09:20,573 --> 00:09:21,653 The Russians are onto it. 97 00:09:21,783 --> 00:09:22,823 That's right, Nick! 98 00:09:22,951 --> 00:09:24,671 Now, we can't let this happen. Here. 99 00:09:24,828 --> 00:09:25,908 Look at this. 100 00:09:27,706 --> 00:09:28,786 Looks like Pillbox. 101 00:09:28,874 --> 00:09:30,074 How did you know it wasn't Pillbox? 102 00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:34,423 There's a certain weakness in the eyes. 103 00:09:34,589 --> 00:09:36,749 He's a look-alike. The computer pulled him. 104 00:09:36,925 --> 00:09:38,405 Looks like a paper-pusher. 105 00:09:38,552 --> 00:09:40,432 Yeah. In an insurance company. 106 00:09:40,554 --> 00:09:42,114 Nick, they're expecting Pillbox... 107 00:09:42,222 --> 00:09:43,782 and it's too late for us to switch him... 108 00:09:43,891 --> 00:09:44,971 with someone else now. 109 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:47,250 We need somebody to escort him. 110 00:09:48,146 --> 00:09:49,546 You've been in touch with him... 111 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,769 so you know how important this thing is. 112 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,140 His name's Bob Wilson. 113 00:09:53,234 --> 00:09:54,714 We want you to get him to Washington... 114 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,701 by Friday for the 8:00 rendezvous. 115 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,383 -You want me to train him? -No. 116 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,292 You're pulling him out of his environment, Nick. 117 00:10:00,451 --> 00:10:02,251 That can be a big strain on him. 118 00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:03,971 Guys like this get pretty confused... 119 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,040 when they find out what's really going on. 120 00:10:06,207 --> 00:10:09,727 Nick, watch out for him. Circle back for him. 121 00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:12,841 Baby him along a little. Build up his confidence. 122 00:10:13,048 --> 00:10:15,128 You want me to be sensitive to this guy's feelings? 123 00:10:15,259 --> 00:10:16,739 And his life, yeah. 124 00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:21,002 Promise me you'll try? 125 00:10:22,558 --> 00:10:23,638 I'll try. 126 00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:27,516 What kind of guy is he? 127 00:10:27,647 --> 00:10:28,807 Average... 128 00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:30,851 maybe a little less. 129 00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:36,382 What is it? 130 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:40,353 Bob, those kids that hang around the MacGruders' garage... 131 00:11:41,687 --> 00:11:43,087 they yelled terrible things at Heather... 132 00:11:43,189 --> 00:11:44,909 when she came home from school. 133 00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:46,266 You know what they said to me, Dad? 134 00:11:47,944 --> 00:11:49,584 Bobby's new bike is missing. 135 00:11:49,738 --> 00:11:50,778 They stole it, Dad. 136 00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:52,426 You don't know that, son. 137 00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:55,534 You can't go around making accusations you can't prove. 138 00:11:55,703 --> 00:11:58,863 I think you should go down there and talk to them. 139 00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:02,721 Yeah, Dad. Go down there and kick their butts. 140 00:12:02,961 --> 00:12:06,281 We're civilized people, Bobby. We don't kick people's butts. 141 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,293 Pump up, pretty boy. 142 00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:20,058 Hi, guys. 143 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:25,354 You haven't seen a two-wheel bicycle... 144 00:12:25,569 --> 00:12:27,009 that belongs to my son Bobby, have you? 145 00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:28,554 No. Your kid lost his bike, or what? 146 00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:29,737 Yeah, it disappeared. 147 00:12:29,865 --> 00:12:31,145 I thought it might be down here. 148 00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:34,442 That pink one right over there looks a lot like his. 149 00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:35,862 No. That's Oaf's bike. 150 00:12:35,997 --> 00:12:37,837 -Oaf? -Yeah. 151 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,399 Looks a little small for Oaf, don't you think? 152 00:12:41,587 --> 00:12:44,187 Well, Oaf likes a small bike. 153 00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:46,261 But listen, your kid lost his bike? 154 00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:47,465 Yeah. 155 00:12:47,593 --> 00:12:49,393 Yeah, well, Oaf's got this new bike. 156 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,791 You need a bike, we got a bike we don't need. 157 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,200 You want me to ask Oaf if he'll sell you the bike? 158 00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:57,755 Well, that's very nice of you... 159 00:12:57,896 --> 00:12:59,176 but why don't I just check the serial number... 160 00:12:59,273 --> 00:13:00,513 and make sure that's not Bobby's bike. 161 00:13:00,608 --> 00:13:01,688 Yeah, well, I can't let you do that. 162 00:13:01,776 --> 00:13:02,856 You see, the paint's not dry yet... 163 00:13:02,943 --> 00:13:04,623 but I'll tell you what. 164 00:13:04,779 --> 00:13:07,139 I can see you got a real hard-on about this bike. 165 00:13:09,117 --> 00:13:12,117 Why don't you just give me $250... 166 00:13:12,329 --> 00:13:14,329 and I'll get Oaf to give you the bike. 167 00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:17,549 Ok, that's it! Hand over the bike! 168 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:19,030 Hey, what's that? 169 00:13:19,128 --> 00:13:20,368 God! 170 00:13:20,463 --> 00:13:21,743 Guy bashed right into me. 171 00:13:21,881 --> 00:13:22,921 You bumped right into Oaf. 172 00:13:23,049 --> 00:13:24,129 Let me give you a hand there. 173 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:36,603 That was good. 174 00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:40,338 That thing with the cabinets, it was terrific. 175 00:15:44,496 --> 00:15:46,136 Nick Pirandello, CIA. 176 00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:48,356 And you're... 177 00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,101 Bob Wilson, right? 178 00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:52,461 You know, while I was looking around... 179 00:15:52,589 --> 00:15:53,869 for something to work with-- 180 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,207 I hope you don't mind me using... 181 00:15:55,342 --> 00:15:56,382 some of your stuff-- 182 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,670 anyway, I came across the letters... 183 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:00,446 you wrote your wife before you were married. 184 00:16:01,682 --> 00:16:03,082 You're beautiful, Bob. 185 00:16:03,225 --> 00:16:05,385 Some of the sentiments blew me away. 186 00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:07,081 One question, though-- 187 00:16:07,856 --> 00:16:09,496 what was that thing that she did in Santa Barbara... 188 00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,529 that you keep pleading with her to do again? 189 00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:14,906 Bet it felt pretty good, huh, Bob? 190 00:16:17,157 --> 00:16:18,237 What do you want? 191 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,200 The point is, Bob, I think we'd make a great team. 192 00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:24,205 You don't mind me working while we talk, do you? 193 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,734 I'm under a little time pressure here. 194 00:16:28,712 --> 00:16:30,712 I can see you're a sensitive guy. 195 00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:33,589 You know what? 196 00:16:33,717 --> 00:16:35,117 I've never even been to college. 197 00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:36,299 And you never will-- 198 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,637 unless you apply yourself. 199 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,245 They've got application forms. 200 00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:41,991 You're gonna have to fill one out. 201 00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:43,183 I'm aware of that. 202 00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:44,511 Every line. 203 00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:45,766 Ok. No big deal. 204 00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:49,253 Is my presence here upsetting you, Bob? 205 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,440 Hell, no! 206 00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:51,609 You sure? 207 00:16:51,737 --> 00:16:54,097 You kidding? Welcome. Nice to see you. 208 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,280 Yeah? Maybe if I let you hold the gun... 209 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,654 you'd feel more comfortable. 210 00:16:58,787 --> 00:17:01,147 I don't know. Maybe. 211 00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:02,931 Well, why don't you try? 212 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,123 Really? 213 00:17:04,251 --> 00:17:05,811 Yeah. 214 00:17:05,961 --> 00:17:07,001 Thank you. 215 00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:08,289 There you go. You're welcome. 216 00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:12,417 You don't have to test it, Bob. 217 00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:14,672 -The gun is empty. -Really? 218 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,133 This one's loaded. 219 00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:25,867 You want to be very careful with this one, Bob. 220 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,107 Ok. 221 00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:28,595 -You feel better? -Oh, much. 222 00:17:29,904 --> 00:17:30,984 Go over to the window. 223 00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:35,069 See that man in a suit... 224 00:17:35,202 --> 00:17:37,562 with a submachine gun up in your tree, Bob? 225 00:17:38,414 --> 00:17:40,294 You ever see a man like that in your neighborhood before? 226 00:17:42,209 --> 00:17:43,889 No, I don't think so. What about him? 227 00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:47,501 Well, he shouldn't be in that tree between us and the light. 228 00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:49,985 He should be in one of those trees down the street. 229 00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:52,487 You want me to go out and tell him to move? 230 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,758 You've got a good sense of humor, Bob. 231 00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:56,172 I like that in a man. 232 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,708 What do you like in a woman? 233 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,370 Big tits. 234 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,469 And they say you're not sensitive. 235 00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:04,552 It's only a few people, Bob. 236 00:18:05,777 --> 00:18:07,297 Now, our problem is we got to get to Washington... 237 00:18:07,446 --> 00:18:09,046 by 8:00 on Friday. 238 00:18:10,949 --> 00:18:13,069 We got plenty of time. It's only Monday. 239 00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:15,484 Maybe we could leave tomorrow. 240 00:18:15,621 --> 00:18:17,581 Oh, no, we're gonna take the long scenic route, Bob. 241 00:18:17,749 --> 00:18:20,069 That's nice. Why are we going? 242 00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:21,971 Well, I'll tell you... 243 00:18:22,128 --> 00:18:23,888 you're gonna have to trust me on that part... 244 00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:25,887 but when you find out what it is... 245 00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:28,329 you're gonna be so thrilled to be a part of it. 246 00:18:28,469 --> 00:18:30,989 But there are some people who don't agree... 247 00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:32,218 with what we're doing. 248 00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:34,215 Like the man in the tree. 249 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,310 You catch on quick. 250 00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:38,663 They're not gonna be a problem, though. 251 00:18:39,231 --> 00:18:40,631 We're going to go out there... 252 00:18:41,358 --> 00:18:42,918 deal with them... 253 00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,668 and get to Washington on time. 254 00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:47,554 I can't, Mr... 255 00:18:47,698 --> 00:18:49,378 Nick. 256 00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:52,052 I wish you'd caught me earlier on this one, Nick. 257 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:54,125 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass. I can't go. 258 00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:57,329 Why not? 259 00:19:00,045 --> 00:19:01,565 I got a lot of work at the office. 260 00:19:01,672 --> 00:19:02,752 My boss won't let me. 261 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,800 Well, it's important. 262 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:06,647 I'll explain it to your boss when we get back. 263 00:19:06,803 --> 00:19:09,963 All right, I'm not going to give you a weapon... 264 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:11,821 your first time out... 265 00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,975 but I never want you to say I've been too tough on you. 266 00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:15,744 I'd never do that. 267 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,374 Probably not, but you're new to this... 268 00:19:21,486 --> 00:19:22,846 and it's your first time... 269 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,547 so I just want you to watch... 270 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,378 enjoy yourself... 271 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,694 and if you feel like helping, jump in. 272 00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,631 You're going to make a few mistakes... 273 00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:37,766 but don't you... worry about it. 274 00:19:45,345 --> 00:19:46,425 Ok, partner. 275 00:19:46,555 --> 00:19:48,515 Let's go out there and take 'em out. 276 00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:50,922 They're going to shoot us, aren't they? 277 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,220 Probably, Bob. 278 00:19:52,353 --> 00:19:53,793 It's what they brought the guns for. 279 00:19:55,898 --> 00:19:56,978 Let's go! 280 00:20:03,615 --> 00:20:04,815 Don't worry about your family, Bob. 281 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,070 I put them with the neighbors. 282 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,523 They're destroying my ducks! 283 00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:18,956 He missed you. 284 00:20:24,847 --> 00:20:27,287 I'm not with him! 285 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:28,513 I'm not with-- 286 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,429 I'm not with him! 287 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,207 You son of a bitch! 288 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,755 You draw fire, and you saved my ass! 289 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,472 I'm buying a tombstone, Bob... 290 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:54,348 and you're pulling a stunt like that. 291 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,277 You saved my life, Bob. 292 00:20:59,886 --> 00:21:01,846 That's something I'm never going to forget. 293 00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,824 They thought I was with you. 294 00:21:05,809 --> 00:21:06,889 Bob, you are with me. 295 00:21:08,604 --> 00:21:10,964 Now, Bob, it'd be easy for me to lie to you and tell you... 296 00:21:11,148 --> 00:21:13,308 that we're not on a dangerous mission here. 297 00:21:16,112 --> 00:21:17,192 You sound terrible. 298 00:21:18,197 --> 00:21:19,357 Where did he hit you? 299 00:21:21,159 --> 00:21:22,399 It looks like the Adam's apple. 300 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,270 God, I hope he didn't knock it loose. 301 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:27,330 If it's floating around in there... 302 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:28,498 it could fold over at any time... 303 00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:29,706 and choke you to death. 304 00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:32,582 It's a terrible way to go, Bob. 305 00:21:33,631 --> 00:21:35,071 Did it feel like he hit you pretty hard? 306 00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:36,336 Pretty hard. 307 00:21:36,468 --> 00:21:37,548 Let me see. 308 00:21:40,681 --> 00:21:42,881 I don't know. I'm no doctor, Bob... 309 00:21:43,016 --> 00:21:44,216 but it sounds loose to me. 310 00:21:46,228 --> 00:21:47,388 Put your fingers over it like this... 311 00:21:47,521 --> 00:21:49,121 for the next couple days. 312 00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:51,873 Don't talk, and don't breathe any more than you have to... 313 00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:53,508 and you'll be fine. 314 00:21:53,653 --> 00:21:56,493 Now, come on. Be careful. 315 00:21:56,698 --> 00:21:57,858 There could be more of them out there. 316 00:21:59,993 --> 00:22:01,073 Come on, Bob. 317 00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:11,795 Some fun. 318 00:22:11,923 --> 00:22:12,963 You're enjoying yourself. 319 00:22:13,091 --> 00:22:14,171 I can tell. 320 00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:16,007 Come on! 321 00:22:20,391 --> 00:22:21,471 Duck! 322 00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:22,639 Get up! 323 00:22:22,769 --> 00:22:24,289 You're gonna be very good, Bob. 324 00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:36,130 What are we doing in Mr. Goodman's house? 325 00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:37,803 I left the special map... 326 00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:39,790 that's vital to the mission in here. 327 00:22:39,912 --> 00:22:41,392 Oh, what's so vital about it? 328 00:22:41,539 --> 00:22:44,379 It shows us exactly where we want to be Friday at 8:00. 329 00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:46,704 Oh, well, that's vital, all right. 330 00:22:46,878 --> 00:22:48,278 It sure is. 331 00:22:48,422 --> 00:22:52,142 Hey, while we're here, let's chow down. 332 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:55,460 Who knows when we're going to get another chance? 333 00:22:55,638 --> 00:22:56,718 What if those guys come back? 334 00:22:56,848 --> 00:22:59,008 Oh, Bob, we're as safe here as anywhere. 335 00:22:59,184 --> 00:23:00,504 How safe is that? 336 00:23:00,602 --> 00:23:02,802 Oh, not very. 337 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,380 Oh, my God. 338 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:09,190 It's only 1/3 full. 339 00:23:09,278 --> 00:23:10,358 What's wrong? 340 00:23:12,448 --> 00:23:14,008 It's got to be at least 3 days old, Bob. 341 00:23:14,117 --> 00:23:16,037 So? 342 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,481 Well, when I went over to your house... 343 00:23:17,621 --> 00:23:19,621 in your refrigerator... 344 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:21,630 I had some of the freshest cottage cheese... 345 00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:22,952 I ever tasted... 346 00:23:23,085 --> 00:23:25,485 and all your milk containers were full. 347 00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:26,991 So what? 348 00:23:28,383 --> 00:23:29,663 Jesus, Bob, don't you see? 349 00:23:32,429 --> 00:23:34,749 The milkman is making extra stops at your house. 350 00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:38,110 Your wife is home... 351 00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:41,508 alone...all day... by herself. 352 00:23:45,193 --> 00:23:47,833 Bob, come on. I know what you're thinking. 353 00:23:48,029 --> 00:23:49,069 I know how you're feeling. 354 00:23:49,197 --> 00:23:50,797 I know what's going through your mind, Bob. 355 00:23:50,949 --> 00:23:53,229 He's got her in all different kinds of positions. 356 00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:56,250 She's telling him about your sexual inadequacies. 357 00:23:56,455 --> 00:23:58,215 They're laughing their heads off about it. 358 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,260 He's chasing your wife through your house... 359 00:24:02,462 --> 00:24:04,782 with your shorts on his head. 360 00:24:04,964 --> 00:24:08,004 I know, Bob. I've been through that. 361 00:24:09,511 --> 00:24:10,951 Your wife did that to you? 362 00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:13,250 No. I'm not married. 363 00:24:13,349 --> 00:24:15,869 I went through it on the other side... 364 00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:19,500 but it's the same thing, right? 365 00:24:19,731 --> 00:24:21,091 Can I let you up? 366 00:24:24,111 --> 00:24:25,191 Come on, buddy. 367 00:24:26,405 --> 00:24:27,525 Come on. 368 00:24:35,915 --> 00:24:37,315 You feel better? 369 00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:39,693 You get that out of your system now? 370 00:24:50,932 --> 00:24:52,452 Come on. 371 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,720 Come on, Bob. 372 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:33,941 Hi. I'm Bob Wilson. I live at 3-- 373 00:25:38,442 --> 00:25:40,962 You were supposed to hold the fence for me. 374 00:25:41,112 --> 00:25:43,072 You did a good job of distracting him... 375 00:25:43,239 --> 00:25:45,599 but you don't want to use the same trick every time. 376 00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:48,585 What am I talking about? 377 00:25:48,745 --> 00:25:51,665 You're doing fine! Forget what I said! 378 00:25:51,874 --> 00:25:53,914 Did I tell you you're doing a great job today? 379 00:25:59,466 --> 00:26:01,186 This is going to be a tough one. 380 00:26:37,007 --> 00:26:38,647 Heather. Heather, this is Dad. 381 00:26:38,801 --> 00:26:40,241 I'm all right. Listen very carefully. 382 00:26:40,386 --> 00:26:42,706 I'm in Las Vegas at a place called Lucky Lady-- 383 00:26:42,847 --> 00:26:44,647 Mom! It's Dad! 384 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:47,087 He's calling from the mental hospital! 385 00:26:47,268 --> 00:26:48,908 What mental hospital? 386 00:26:49,062 --> 00:26:50,502 Dad, they caught all the terrorists... 387 00:26:50,647 --> 00:26:52,007 that attacked our street. 388 00:26:52,149 --> 00:26:53,189 What terrorists? 389 00:26:53,317 --> 00:26:55,037 Hi, honey. 390 00:26:55,194 --> 00:26:56,914 I can barely hear you because of the workmen. 391 00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:58,109 Is the hospital nice? 392 00:26:58,239 --> 00:26:59,759 I'm not in a hospital. 393 00:26:59,907 --> 00:27:02,627 Sweetheart, there is no shame in having a medical problem... 394 00:27:02,827 --> 00:27:04,587 especially after what you've been through. 395 00:27:04,746 --> 00:27:05,786 Barbara, listen. 396 00:27:05,914 --> 00:27:07,194 I was kidnaped by this crazy lunatic... 397 00:27:07,332 --> 00:27:09,012 who claims he's a CIA-- 398 00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:15,124 Hello, Mrs. Wilson. This is Dr. Stillwell. 399 00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:17,501 Bob shouldn't be talking to anybody yet. 400 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:18,717 It would have been better... 401 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,845 if he hadn't made this call at all. 402 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,574 But I want to assure you that he's fine... 403 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,127 and he'll be coming home soon. 404 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,944 I hope I haven't messed anything up. 405 00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,468 Me, too. 406 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,518 Come on. 407 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,442 Look, you're gonna feel a lot better about it... 408 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:39,657 once we get moving again... 409 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,944 and you get a little wind in your face. 410 00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:44,279 Hey, we switched cars for a diversion. 411 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:47,096 I stepped us up. I stole a Torino. 412 00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:48,531 Oh, that's great. 413 00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,229 I thought you'd be pleased. 414 00:28:00,974 --> 00:28:05,054 That was beautiful, Bob. Caught me totally unaware. 415 00:28:05,313 --> 00:28:08,153 You're going to make a very good agent, you know that? 416 00:28:08,942 --> 00:28:11,182 Ok, now. We got to get going... 417 00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:12,601 so why don't you get in the other car? 418 00:28:12,737 --> 00:28:14,017 I'm not going anywhere. 419 00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:20,026 Ok. 420 00:28:32,134 --> 00:28:35,574 Bob, sure you don't want to come out? 421 00:28:35,805 --> 00:28:38,325 You can get awfully hot just sitting in a car like that. 422 00:28:38,474 --> 00:28:40,394 I'm not coming out! 423 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:41,718 Ok. 424 00:28:42,562 --> 00:28:44,202 Look, you're upset. 425 00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:46,394 Don't try to hide it. 426 00:28:46,566 --> 00:28:48,446 Hey, look. You're not crazy about the mission. 427 00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:50,010 You didn't like it from the start. 428 00:28:50,154 --> 00:28:51,434 It's totally understandable. 429 00:28:56,077 --> 00:28:57,397 You're going to feel a lot better about it... 430 00:28:57,495 --> 00:28:58,935 once we get to Washington. 431 00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:03,072 You know what? 432 00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:04,770 I'm gonna introduce you to the President. 433 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,680 Now, isn't that going to be exciting? 434 00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:09,079 Don't treat me like a child! 435 00:29:09,925 --> 00:29:11,005 Fine. 436 00:29:18,435 --> 00:29:19,835 I'm coming out! 437 00:29:22,272 --> 00:29:24,592 All right. I'm willing to listen. 438 00:29:24,775 --> 00:29:26,175 That's great, Bob. 439 00:29:27,278 --> 00:29:28,958 Ok. What is it? 440 00:29:29,113 --> 00:29:33,193 We have been negotiating with men in UFOs for 7 years. 441 00:29:33,451 --> 00:29:35,611 If we don't get to Washington by Friday... 442 00:29:35,787 --> 00:29:37,507 the whole deal will be off. 443 00:29:37,664 --> 00:29:39,304 Drive me home. 444 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:42,258 Bob, you said you were willing to listen. 445 00:29:42,461 --> 00:29:44,101 Negotiating with UFOs? 446 00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:46,135 Yes. Spacemen. 447 00:29:46,299 --> 00:29:49,379 Men from outer space. Alien beings. UFOs. 448 00:29:49,552 --> 00:29:52,592 We've been negotiating with men from outer space for 7 years. 449 00:29:52,806 --> 00:29:55,086 That's right. Come on, now, you've heard about it. 450 00:29:55,225 --> 00:29:56,985 There are no UFOs! 451 00:29:57,144 --> 00:29:59,504 Bob, that's what they tell the general public. 452 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,565 You're right. How are you supposed to know? 453 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,455 I mean, they've been lying to you for so many years... 454 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,810 you don't know what to believe. 455 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:08,545 What are you talking about? 456 00:30:10,450 --> 00:30:11,490 What is that? 457 00:30:11,618 --> 00:30:13,458 Read the inscription. 458 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:15,059 Go ahead. 459 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:20,792 "To Nick from his friends far away." 460 00:30:21,004 --> 00:30:23,484 They gave it to me. The UFOs. 461 00:30:23,673 --> 00:30:25,153 This is your proof. 462 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:26,500 Read it and weep. Come on. 463 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:29,313 "From his friends far away." 464 00:30:29,513 --> 00:30:30,873 Yes. 465 00:30:31,015 --> 00:30:32,095 Take me home. 466 00:30:33,434 --> 00:30:36,674 You're one hell of a skeptic, aren't you, Bob? All right. 467 00:30:36,896 --> 00:30:38,016 -You want proof? -I want proof. 468 00:30:38,106 --> 00:30:39,266 I'll give you proof. 469 00:31:18,609 --> 00:31:19,689 Can we go now? 470 00:31:21,153 --> 00:31:23,233 What is that? The inner workings of your mind? 471 00:31:23,406 --> 00:31:24,926 You saw it. 472 00:31:25,074 --> 00:31:26,234 I hammered it through the baseball... 473 00:31:26,326 --> 00:31:28,206 and the outer space pen still writes. 474 00:31:28,328 --> 00:31:30,848 I saw that in a commercial on television. 475 00:31:30,998 --> 00:31:32,998 They sell pens over the phone that can do that. 476 00:31:34,335 --> 00:31:36,375 All right. All right. 477 00:31:36,504 --> 00:31:38,424 There's one thing that the pen does do. 478 00:31:39,924 --> 00:31:41,164 You willing to watch? 479 00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:44,910 Now watch. Pay attention. 480 00:32:27,518 --> 00:32:28,998 Can the pen on TV do that, Bob? 481 00:32:30,521 --> 00:32:31,721 It's a homing pen. 482 00:32:31,856 --> 00:32:34,016 It goes right back to their galaxy. 483 00:32:34,192 --> 00:32:36,272 They probably think I'm in trouble or something. 484 00:32:37,029 --> 00:32:38,789 I hope they don't think I didn't like the pen. 485 00:32:39,698 --> 00:32:41,378 You can't get it back? 486 00:32:41,534 --> 00:32:43,334 Oh, no, that's it. Only one I had. 487 00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:46,909 Boy, you hate to lose a memento like that. 488 00:32:47,081 --> 00:32:49,841 Real collector's item, a pen like that, Bob. 489 00:32:50,043 --> 00:32:52,603 And you just threw it into outer space. 490 00:32:52,754 --> 00:32:55,154 Bob, you were demanding proof! 491 00:32:55,299 --> 00:32:56,539 I had to give you proof. 492 00:32:56,759 --> 00:32:58,599 I hear something! 493 00:32:58,719 --> 00:32:59,759 Back inside. 494 00:32:59,887 --> 00:33:02,087 I hear something! 495 00:33:05,769 --> 00:33:07,009 Come on. 496 00:33:08,522 --> 00:33:09,602 Oh, God! 497 00:33:18,282 --> 00:33:19,682 Who's shooting at us? 498 00:33:19,784 --> 00:33:20,864 The Russians. 499 00:33:20,952 --> 00:33:22,712 The Russians? What do they want? 500 00:33:22,871 --> 00:33:23,911 The map. 501 00:33:24,039 --> 00:33:26,679 They'd kill just to get a chance to talk to the UFOs. 502 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,075 So I noticed. 503 00:33:34,175 --> 00:33:35,855 Oh, oh, yeah. 504 00:33:35,969 --> 00:33:37,569 Oh, yeah. Definitely going to be a tough one. 505 00:33:39,556 --> 00:33:41,716 Hey, Bob, you got any special skills? 506 00:33:44,478 --> 00:33:45,878 Is there anything you're good at? 507 00:33:48,566 --> 00:33:50,166 You know, anything you won an award for? 508 00:33:51,194 --> 00:33:53,954 I was an alternate on the debating team in high school. 509 00:33:55,448 --> 00:33:56,928 You want to go out there and argue with them, Bob? 510 00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:02,718 We're definitely going to have a transportation problem. 511 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:20,026 They're sending in Dolowsky, their top negotiator. 512 00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:41,016 Dolly, good to see you again. 513 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:44,235 You're looking as lovely as always, Dolly. 514 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:46,620 Your macho charm... 515 00:34:46,713 --> 00:34:49,073 is not going to get you out of this one, Nicky. 516 00:34:49,216 --> 00:34:50,696 I don't know about that, Dolly. 517 00:34:50,843 --> 00:34:53,843 Your own people are not going to let you get to Washington. 518 00:34:54,722 --> 00:34:56,922 Give us the map. We'll protect you. 519 00:34:57,058 --> 00:34:58,978 Where? In some gulag in Siberia? 520 00:34:59,102 --> 00:35:00,782 You're up against us and your own people. 521 00:35:00,937 --> 00:35:02,657 It's suicide. You're a pro. 522 00:35:02,814 --> 00:35:03,894 You knew the risks. 523 00:35:05,317 --> 00:35:09,837 But why did you have to take this poor slovnitskii with you? 524 00:35:10,114 --> 00:35:12,354 Bob, she's just trying to divide us. 525 00:35:12,533 --> 00:35:13,893 What's a slovnitskii? 526 00:35:14,035 --> 00:35:16,555 A piss ant little nothing. Don't take it personally. 527 00:35:16,746 --> 00:35:18,906 All right, Bob here can take care of himself. 528 00:35:19,708 --> 00:35:20,748 If there's gonna be any rough stuff... 529 00:35:20,876 --> 00:35:22,756 you can bet he's gonna be the first to go. 530 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,440 Listen, Nicky. We trust you. 531 00:35:25,589 --> 00:35:28,349 If you give us the map and your word you'll keep quiet... 532 00:35:29,385 --> 00:35:30,665 we'll forget about the whole thing. 533 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:33,387 What about Bob? 534 00:35:33,515 --> 00:35:34,675 Yeah, what about Bob? 535 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:35,926 We don't know him. 536 00:35:36,059 --> 00:35:37,779 We'd have to have guarantees he wouldn't talk. 537 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:38,976 I wouldn't talk. 538 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,224 What kind of guarantees? 539 00:35:40,356 --> 00:35:41,796 We'd want him dead. 540 00:35:41,941 --> 00:35:43,181 Nick, Nick... 541 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,955 we can't live with a deal like that. 542 00:35:45,111 --> 00:35:46,151 I might be able to, Bob. 543 00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:47,319 I couldn't. 544 00:35:47,447 --> 00:35:49,127 Bob, let's at least listen to her, ok? 545 00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:50,442 Just listen. 546 00:35:50,575 --> 00:35:51,615 Let me handle it. Come on. 547 00:35:51,743 --> 00:35:53,623 All right, if I were to sell out, Dolly... 548 00:35:53,787 --> 00:35:55,507 what kind of compensation could I expect? 549 00:35:55,664 --> 00:35:57,344 $1 million in cash. 550 00:35:57,499 --> 00:35:59,419 $1 million for Nick! No. 551 00:35:59,585 --> 00:36:00,625 That's insulting. 552 00:36:00,753 --> 00:36:02,633 Bob, it's not so insulting. 553 00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:05,750 Look, it's a negotiation technique. 554 00:36:05,925 --> 00:36:08,085 They're going to start low. Let me handle it, all right? 555 00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:12,839 Dolly, I'm going to consider your offer... 556 00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:15,849 but quite frankly, I consider it a bit on the low side. 557 00:36:15,978 --> 00:36:17,058 Let's see this thing through, Nick. 558 00:36:17,146 --> 00:36:18,506 Nothing matters but our getting to Washington-- 559 00:36:18,648 --> 00:36:20,688 I think it's important-- to save the work. 560 00:36:20,817 --> 00:36:22,017 Don't get hysterical. 561 00:36:22,986 --> 00:36:25,346 What kind of position could I expect in the KGB? 562 00:36:25,489 --> 00:36:26,569 Colonel. 563 00:36:26,657 --> 00:36:27,737 Colonel! 564 00:36:27,825 --> 00:36:29,745 -No, that's a dealbreaker. -Bob, it's fine. 565 00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:31,348 We can never accept a deal like that. 566 00:36:31,495 --> 00:36:33,975 -Bob, don't get--calm down. -The deal is over! Forget it! 567 00:36:34,165 --> 00:36:35,205 Take a walkski! 568 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:41,213 And Nicky, there would be other...compensations... 569 00:36:41,548 --> 00:36:43,388 if you came over to us. 570 00:36:49,515 --> 00:36:50,595 Wait here, Bob. 571 00:36:52,685 --> 00:36:54,405 Dolly, could I speak to you privately... 572 00:36:54,521 --> 00:36:55,601 in the back room? 573 00:36:55,689 --> 00:36:56,849 Just for a couple minutes... 574 00:36:58,567 --> 00:36:59,927 Nick. 575 00:37:00,027 --> 00:37:01,107 Nick. 576 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:26,719 Oh, Nick, one last thing. 577 00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:30,915 All of us at KGB are dumping our Tenerex stock. 578 00:37:31,144 --> 00:37:33,424 Oh, no, Dolly, they're getting... 579 00:37:33,605 --> 00:37:35,045 that defense department contract. 580 00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:36,710 It was a good tip. 581 00:37:36,859 --> 00:37:38,899 I got it from our boys off the cabinet tap. 582 00:37:39,904 --> 00:37:41,704 We have a White House tap. 583 00:37:42,574 --> 00:37:44,654 They're not going to get the contract. 584 00:37:49,414 --> 00:37:50,494 Sorry, Nick. 585 00:37:53,961 --> 00:37:55,281 We got to get out of here. 586 00:37:55,421 --> 00:37:57,061 What do you think they're trying to do? 587 00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:58,855 They're trying to murder me. 588 00:37:59,008 --> 00:38:00,488 They know I can't afford a loss like that. 589 00:38:03,221 --> 00:38:04,621 I didn't know you smoked. 590 00:38:04,765 --> 00:38:06,405 Just after sex, Bob. 591 00:38:06,558 --> 00:38:07,678 I'm trying to give it up. 592 00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:09,490 At least you don't smoke that much. 593 00:38:09,645 --> 00:38:10,685 About a pack a day. 594 00:38:10,813 --> 00:38:11,853 That'll kill you. 595 00:38:11,981 --> 00:38:14,061 Bob, it won't kill you. But it'll make you very sore. 596 00:38:18,989 --> 00:38:20,069 I'm going to check the back. 597 00:38:33,797 --> 00:38:36,637 You want the good news first or the bad news? 598 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,920 Give me the bad news. 599 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:40,692 There's no way out of here alive. 600 00:38:40,846 --> 00:38:42,046 What's the good news? 601 00:38:42,181 --> 00:38:43,581 It doesn't look like we're gonna be here for long. 602 00:38:49,022 --> 00:38:51,302 All right. We got one chance. 603 00:38:52,317 --> 00:38:55,237 Stay close and do exactly what I do. 604 00:38:58,199 --> 00:38:59,319 Bang! 605 00:39:00,868 --> 00:39:01,948 Oh! 606 00:39:03,955 --> 00:39:05,035 Bang! 607 00:39:14,717 --> 00:39:17,317 I think the men in the UFO are helping us. 608 00:39:17,512 --> 00:39:18,872 Good. We need all the help we can get. 609 00:39:19,013 --> 00:39:20,093 Bang! 610 00:39:21,808 --> 00:39:22,888 Let's go! 611 00:39:29,692 --> 00:39:30,772 Get down! 612 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,939 You got a quarter? 613 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:44,782 I said, you got a quarter? 614 00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:46,115 No! 615 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:49,901 Wait here! 616 00:39:50,047 --> 00:39:51,127 I'll cover you! 617 00:39:55,261 --> 00:39:56,541 Slut! 618 00:40:18,829 --> 00:40:20,149 Nick! I got one! 619 00:40:20,289 --> 00:40:21,369 Keep me covered! 620 00:40:23,584 --> 00:40:24,784 Here. Right here. 621 00:40:24,919 --> 00:40:25,959 You call that cover? 622 00:40:26,087 --> 00:40:27,487 -I've only got two hands! -Give me the quarter. 623 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,260 Hello, Mike? 624 00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:35,948 Sell Tenerex as quick as you can. 625 00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:37,178 Thanks. 626 00:40:40,186 --> 00:40:42,466 Oh, I can relax. I'm out. 627 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:49,859 What is it? 628 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,678 Lunch. 629 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,388 They just break for lunch? 630 00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,298 Yeah. They're not as dedicated as we are, Bob. 631 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,777 They have no incentives, no motivation. 632 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:03,626 Can we just walk away? 633 00:41:03,754 --> 00:41:04,954 Yeah. 634 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,368 Come on. Come on. 635 00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:10,632 Here. 636 00:41:14,724 --> 00:41:15,764 Nick? 637 00:41:15,892 --> 00:41:17,292 -Nick! -Come on. 638 00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:25,035 What do these spacemen want from us? 639 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:27,232 What are we negotiating for? 640 00:41:27,405 --> 00:41:28,445 You mean, is it a good deal? 641 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:29,613 Is that what you want to know? 642 00:41:29,741 --> 00:41:30,781 Yeah, I want to know. 643 00:41:30,908 --> 00:41:32,868 Are you trying to second guess the negotiating team, Bob? 644 00:41:33,036 --> 00:41:34,276 -Is that it? -I just want to know if... 645 00:41:34,412 --> 00:41:35,772 it's worth the trouble I'm going through. 646 00:41:35,914 --> 00:41:36,994 I don't want to waste my time... 647 00:41:37,124 --> 00:41:38,164 if all we're gonna get out of it... 648 00:41:38,292 --> 00:41:39,852 is a few pictures of space or something. 649 00:41:40,002 --> 00:41:42,882 Ok, ok, I'll tell you. Here, write this down. 650 00:41:43,089 --> 00:41:44,569 You got something to write with? 651 00:41:44,715 --> 00:41:47,195 I used to have a pretty good pen, Bob. 652 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:49,065 I think I've got something. 653 00:41:51,765 --> 00:41:52,845 Ok. What is it? 654 00:41:52,974 --> 00:41:54,854 All right. All the flowers... 655 00:41:56,687 --> 00:41:59,927 all the trees, all the little birdies. 656 00:42:00,149 --> 00:42:01,269 Oh, and all the children. 657 00:42:02,026 --> 00:42:03,626 All right, so what is this all about? 658 00:42:03,778 --> 00:42:07,538 Well, it seems like the guys in chemical warfare... 659 00:42:07,782 --> 00:42:10,702 dumped this stuff in the ocean by mistake. 660 00:42:10,911 --> 00:42:13,071 Now, this stuff kills a special algae... 661 00:42:13,247 --> 00:42:14,927 and that kills this bacteria... 662 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,080 and it goes right up the food chain. 663 00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:20,491 Well, make a long story short, Bob... 664 00:42:20,713 --> 00:42:23,073 all life on Earth is going to be dead in 5 years. 665 00:42:23,258 --> 00:42:25,898 All life on Earth will be dead in 5 years? 666 00:42:26,053 --> 00:42:27,773 Unless we do something about it. 667 00:42:27,888 --> 00:42:29,768 Ok, what if we do do something about it? 668 00:42:29,890 --> 00:42:31,250 Well, then everything will be fine. 669 00:42:32,059 --> 00:42:33,499 We just don't know what to do. 670 00:42:33,644 --> 00:42:36,044 So that's where the UFOs come in, Bob. 671 00:42:36,230 --> 00:42:37,310 You see, they're gonna give us... 672 00:42:37,398 --> 00:42:39,318 this good package which includes the formula... 673 00:42:39,484 --> 00:42:41,404 that'll reverse the whole thing. 674 00:42:41,570 --> 00:42:43,610 Skip over to the other side and write this down. 675 00:42:43,739 --> 00:42:44,819 What's this? 676 00:42:44,907 --> 00:42:46,827 This is what they want. Just write it down. 677 00:42:46,951 --> 00:42:48,351 A glass of water. 678 00:42:49,161 --> 00:42:50,721 -That's it? -Yep. 679 00:42:51,372 --> 00:42:53,132 Do they want anything with the water? 680 00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:54,491 Like what? 681 00:42:54,626 --> 00:42:56,506 A cracker or something? 682 00:42:56,670 --> 00:42:58,230 No, Bob, just the water. 683 00:43:00,591 --> 00:43:01,711 What's this? 684 00:43:02,468 --> 00:43:03,628 It's a vital map to show us... 685 00:43:03,761 --> 00:43:05,801 where we're going to pick them up. 686 00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:07,290 We'd better not lose this. 687 00:43:08,057 --> 00:43:09,097 I'd say, Bob. 688 00:43:09,225 --> 00:43:10,265 The whole world would be doomed. 689 00:43:10,393 --> 00:43:11,473 Wouldn't you think? 690 00:43:12,604 --> 00:43:14,924 It's time to get that safe car, Bob. 691 00:43:15,107 --> 00:43:16,627 Where do we get one of those? 692 00:43:17,526 --> 00:43:20,606 Well, there's always one place... 693 00:43:20,821 --> 00:43:22,901 that you know you're always going to be safe. 694 00:43:23,074 --> 00:43:24,114 Where's that? 695 00:43:24,242 --> 00:43:25,322 Right here. 696 00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:28,035 Nicky! 697 00:43:28,163 --> 00:43:29,203 Mom! How are you? 698 00:43:29,331 --> 00:43:33,651 Oh, Nicky! Oh, come on in. 699 00:43:33,919 --> 00:43:34,959 Who's mom? 700 00:43:35,087 --> 00:43:36,287 She's my mother. 701 00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:47,820 Dad is home from the hospital. 702 00:43:47,976 --> 00:43:49,456 That's great. How does he look? 703 00:43:49,603 --> 00:43:51,963 He looks just great. 704 00:43:52,147 --> 00:43:53,547 Ma, that's wonderful. 705 00:43:54,775 --> 00:43:56,175 Aunt Grace is here, too. 706 00:43:56,319 --> 00:43:58,599 That's wonderful, too, Mom. 707 00:43:58,780 --> 00:43:59,980 Well, this is Bob. 708 00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:01,235 We're working together. 709 00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:04,486 Oh, it's very nice to know you-- 710 00:44:04,661 --> 00:44:05,981 I'm fine. Bob. 711 00:44:06,121 --> 00:44:10,281 Bob. Yes. Oh, I've got coffee and sandwiches in the kitchen... 712 00:44:10,543 --> 00:44:13,503 so Nicky, why don't you come and, uh-- 713 00:44:13,713 --> 00:44:14,753 Ok, I'll help you. 714 00:44:14,881 --> 00:44:16,481 Bob, you stay right there. 715 00:44:16,633 --> 00:44:18,033 We'll be right back. 716 00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:44,159 Hello. 717 00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:50,751 Uh, my name's Bob. 718 00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:52,561 I probably shouldn't even be here. 719 00:44:52,714 --> 00:44:54,954 I...I mean...I don't even... 720 00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:57,253 Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. 721 00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,508 Sorry about-- 722 00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:02,791 Wait, I don't think you've got the right guy. 723 00:45:06,229 --> 00:45:07,669 Oh, my God! 724 00:45:12,486 --> 00:45:13,766 Here we go. 725 00:45:20,578 --> 00:45:22,058 Here we are. 726 00:45:26,418 --> 00:45:27,498 Dad. 727 00:45:29,672 --> 00:45:31,032 How are you, Dad? 728 00:45:31,966 --> 00:45:35,006 God! You look great! 729 00:45:35,219 --> 00:45:37,979 Will you look at the tits on this guy! 730 00:45:39,265 --> 00:45:40,305 Look at them. 731 00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,073 Dad, I'm real proud of you. 732 00:45:44,730 --> 00:45:47,010 Oh, did you meet my new partner Bob? 733 00:45:47,191 --> 00:45:49,031 Bob, this is my father. 734 00:45:49,193 --> 00:45:51,073 We've already introduced ourselves. 735 00:45:53,698 --> 00:45:54,818 Glad to meet you, Dad. 736 00:45:54,949 --> 00:45:56,589 Dad just had a face-lift. 737 00:45:56,743 --> 00:45:58,423 Doesn't he look great? 738 00:45:58,578 --> 00:46:01,258 Let me tell you about my dad. 739 00:46:01,457 --> 00:46:03,257 We're real proud of him. 740 00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:05,137 You know, a lot of guys... 741 00:46:05,294 --> 00:46:07,694 when they come to that mid-life crisis... 742 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,640 they feel like they've missed something. 743 00:46:09,799 --> 00:46:10,959 They flip out. 744 00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:12,572 They don't know what to do. 745 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,039 But not Dad. 746 00:46:14,137 --> 00:46:15,617 He knew what to do. 747 00:46:15,764 --> 00:46:18,524 He hopped right on a plane, flew to Sweden... 748 00:46:18,726 --> 00:46:20,886 and had the operation that is allowing him... 749 00:46:21,061 --> 00:46:23,901 to experience a side of life that he missed. 750 00:46:24,107 --> 00:46:27,067 Now, a lot of people in the family... 751 00:46:27,277 --> 00:46:30,597 didn't understand what Dad was doing. 752 00:46:30,822 --> 00:46:36,342 Mom, at first you were pretty confused, weren't you? 753 00:46:37,663 --> 00:46:40,423 Oh, well, sure. 754 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:42,545 -Admit it. -Well... 755 00:46:44,421 --> 00:46:47,661 We finally realized that Dad was right. 756 00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:51,496 He had done what was right for him. 757 00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:53,919 And hell, it's opened up a whole new life for him. 758 00:46:54,098 --> 00:46:58,098 Now, I'll bet you my dad looks better now, today... 759 00:46:58,353 --> 00:47:00,793 than any of the other guys he fought with at lwo Jima. 760 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,520 I enjoyed meeting you, Bob. 761 00:47:12,368 --> 00:47:13,528 Thank you, Dad. 762 00:47:13,661 --> 00:47:16,341 Ok. Oh, one thing. Mom, uh... 763 00:47:16,539 --> 00:47:18,419 I'm in a bit of a jam. I need a safe car. 764 00:47:18,541 --> 00:47:19,621 Can I borrow yours? 765 00:47:19,709 --> 00:47:21,629 Of course, Nicky. 766 00:47:21,753 --> 00:47:23,793 Call me. 767 00:47:24,965 --> 00:47:26,125 Thanks, Mom. 768 00:47:26,217 --> 00:47:28,497 You're welcome. Drive safely. 769 00:47:28,678 --> 00:47:29,958 Ok. 770 00:47:30,054 --> 00:47:31,134 Excuse me. 771 00:47:32,223 --> 00:47:33,303 Bye. 772 00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:40,904 This is what you call a safe car? 773 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:43,621 You'll feel better when we get some seat belts, Bob. 774 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,003 I'll feel better when we get some seats. 775 00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:53,628 Why are people in the CIA trying to stop us... 776 00:47:53,747 --> 00:47:54,867 from saving the world? 777 00:47:55,749 --> 00:47:57,149 Well, they want the big gun. 778 00:47:57,835 --> 00:48:00,475 You see, the UFOs have weapons, too. 779 00:48:00,671 --> 00:48:03,311 They have a big gun that can blow a whole planet away. 780 00:48:04,092 --> 00:48:05,772 And there's a faction in the agency... 781 00:48:05,927 --> 00:48:07,327 that is willing to trade for it. 782 00:48:07,470 --> 00:48:09,070 If it can blow a whole planet away... 783 00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:10,542 who are they going to use it on? 784 00:48:10,682 --> 00:48:12,962 What do you think, Bob? 785 00:48:13,102 --> 00:48:14,302 The Russians. 786 00:48:15,396 --> 00:48:16,436 Wait a minute! 787 00:48:16,564 --> 00:48:18,724 If it can blow away a planet, that would kill us, too. 788 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,020 What about the end of the world? 789 00:48:20,109 --> 00:48:21,909 That's not their problem, Bob. 790 00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:24,790 Their job is protecting the United States. 791 00:48:24,948 --> 00:48:27,028 Getting the gun is their job. 792 00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:30,670 But doesn't anyone think enough to take in the big picture? 793 00:48:30,871 --> 00:48:32,791 I don't know, Bob. That's not my department. 794 00:48:36,628 --> 00:48:38,148 You're sure you don't want anything? 795 00:48:38,254 --> 00:48:39,614 The package with the 3 different-colored... 796 00:48:39,756 --> 00:48:40,796 luncheon meats looked good. 797 00:48:40,924 --> 00:48:42,804 -No, thank you. -Here, hold that. 798 00:48:48,641 --> 00:48:51,881 Happy pie? You want one? 799 00:48:52,937 --> 00:48:53,977 You sure? 800 00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:56,505 It's got a guaranteed shelf life of 3 years. 801 00:48:56,691 --> 00:48:58,291 Still got one more to go. 802 00:48:58,443 --> 00:49:00,363 I don't feel like a happy pie, ok? 803 00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:03,045 You don't look like a happy pie. 804 00:49:06,202 --> 00:49:08,522 These things are beautifully packaged, you know that? 805 00:49:08,705 --> 00:49:09,905 Think about it, Bob. 806 00:49:10,039 --> 00:49:11,439 All life on Earth could be dead... 807 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:13,688 and these pies will still be fresh. 808 00:49:13,835 --> 00:49:15,235 Technologically, we're something. 809 00:49:31,688 --> 00:49:32,928 Do you have a bathroom? 810 00:49:37,486 --> 00:49:38,726 This is for my friend. 811 00:49:44,077 --> 00:49:45,477 They know all about the negotiations. 812 00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,060 Look at this. They printed the whole thing! 813 00:49:47,205 --> 00:49:49,285 It's a free country, Bob. They can do that. 814 00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:51,958 Hey, all these articles... 815 00:49:52,086 --> 00:49:53,926 are straight out of the CIA files. 816 00:50:00,762 --> 00:50:02,602 What are we going in here for? 817 00:50:02,764 --> 00:50:04,164 I got to take a leak. 818 00:50:04,307 --> 00:50:05,467 Again? 819 00:50:06,226 --> 00:50:08,546 Yeah, again. 820 00:50:08,729 --> 00:50:09,849 Do you mind? 821 00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:13,315 -Nick. -What? 822 00:50:13,442 --> 00:50:15,282 You know, I've been thinking. 823 00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:16,925 Doesn't the government have special guys... 824 00:50:17,071 --> 00:50:18,271 to take care of this stuff? 825 00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:19,966 Yeah, we are those special guys, Bob. 826 00:50:20,075 --> 00:50:22,475 Nick, I don't think I'm right for this mission. 827 00:50:22,661 --> 00:50:23,741 Sure you are. 828 00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:26,028 I want to get off. 829 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:28,870 Gee, you know, Bob... 830 00:50:29,001 --> 00:50:31,121 if you left the mission, I'd have to shoot you. 831 00:50:31,295 --> 00:50:32,655 I saved your life, Nick. 832 00:50:32,797 --> 00:50:34,237 You said you'd never forget that. 833 00:50:34,382 --> 00:50:37,102 And Bob, I never will. 834 00:50:38,553 --> 00:50:40,313 It was right in front of your house. 835 00:50:42,349 --> 00:50:43,669 Wait here. I'll be right back. 836 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,600 That idiot lets me run off with the vital map. 837 00:52:06,484 --> 00:52:08,004 Ok. Let's get a move-- 838 00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:24,541 Oh, no. 839 00:52:33,430 --> 00:52:34,910 Moved the car. 840 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,880 You moved the car? 841 00:52:38,018 --> 00:52:39,058 It was out in the open-- 842 00:52:39,186 --> 00:52:40,426 And what about me? 843 00:52:40,563 --> 00:52:42,603 Did you give any consideration to how I would feel... 844 00:52:42,774 --> 00:52:44,294 when I came back from taking my leak... 845 00:52:44,442 --> 00:52:45,962 and found the car was gone? 846 00:52:46,111 --> 00:52:47,311 I guess not. 847 00:52:47,404 --> 00:52:48,684 I guess not! You son of a bitch! 848 00:52:48,822 --> 00:52:50,222 I've been running up that road for a mile! 849 00:52:50,365 --> 00:52:51,725 You stupid imbecile! 850 00:52:51,867 --> 00:52:53,267 You endangered the whole mission. 851 00:52:53,410 --> 00:52:54,690 I've got the map. Did you know that? 852 00:52:54,829 --> 00:52:55,869 I just thought that-- 853 00:52:55,997 --> 00:52:58,557 The one time I depend on you, and you're not there. 854 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:01,270 Do you know how important this mission is? 855 00:53:01,419 --> 00:53:02,459 I think so. 856 00:53:02,587 --> 00:53:04,467 Why don't you act like it! 857 00:53:04,589 --> 00:53:08,509 You are totally insensitive to anybody else's feelings. 858 00:53:09,762 --> 00:53:11,002 Get in the car. 859 00:53:21,775 --> 00:53:23,535 -Look, just-- -Get in that car! 860 00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,786 I don't suppose you'd accept my apology. 861 00:53:41,213 --> 00:53:45,533 Well, I want you to know that...l'm sorry. 862 00:53:47,804 --> 00:53:50,124 And nothing like this will ever happen again. 863 00:53:50,306 --> 00:53:51,946 Oh, right. 864 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:54,460 I thought, you know-- 865 00:53:54,645 --> 00:53:56,445 I thought you didn't want to go on this mission. 866 00:53:57,481 --> 00:53:58,881 I didn't understand how you felt. 867 00:54:00,609 --> 00:54:02,049 I underestimated you. 868 00:54:03,613 --> 00:54:05,253 Ok, we're going to forget about it. 869 00:54:10,287 --> 00:54:11,807 Hey, look, I got to apologize. 870 00:54:11,955 --> 00:54:13,955 I wasn't taking a leak. 871 00:54:14,124 --> 00:54:15,484 I tried to run off. 872 00:54:16,961 --> 00:54:18,161 I know, Bob. 873 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,376 I was watching you. 874 00:54:20,798 --> 00:54:22,478 You were watching me? 875 00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:23,794 Yeah. 876 00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:27,878 You didn't say anything. 877 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:31,452 You came back, Bob. 878 00:54:32,812 --> 00:54:34,372 A lot of guys would have kept on running. 879 00:54:52,792 --> 00:54:53,912 What's this? 880 00:54:54,836 --> 00:54:57,516 Oh, we got to get the glass to put the water in. 881 00:54:58,340 --> 00:55:00,060 It's a publicity thing, you know. 882 00:55:00,217 --> 00:55:02,897 They put a presidential seal on the glass. 883 00:55:03,095 --> 00:55:05,015 That way, when they travel through the universe... 884 00:55:05,181 --> 00:55:06,541 we get a little publicity. 885 00:55:06,682 --> 00:55:07,722 You're kidding. 886 00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:09,610 What idiots think up something like that? 887 00:55:09,769 --> 00:55:10,969 I don't know, Bob. 888 00:55:11,104 --> 00:55:12,464 I think there's a special department of idiots... 889 00:55:12,605 --> 00:55:14,125 in the White House that do that. 890 00:55:16,735 --> 00:55:18,015 This should be it here. 891 00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:20,526 Yeah! 892 00:55:22,408 --> 00:55:24,768 Here is the special glass for the water. 893 00:55:24,952 --> 00:55:26,312 This is where they keep it? 894 00:55:26,454 --> 00:55:28,534 Yeah. This way, it doesn't attract any attention. 895 00:55:28,706 --> 00:55:29,786 What if it broke? 896 00:55:31,001 --> 00:55:34,961 Bob, whatever you do, there are going to be risks. 897 00:55:37,216 --> 00:55:38,536 Who are those clowns? 898 00:55:41,763 --> 00:55:43,883 Holy shit! Clown attack! 899 00:55:46,309 --> 00:55:47,549 Clown attack? 900 00:55:47,686 --> 00:55:49,246 Yeah, it's a clown unit. 901 00:55:49,396 --> 00:55:51,476 They're putting some of the CIA's best agents... 902 00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,168 in clown suits so they won't be recognized. 903 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:54,357 So they won't be recognized? 904 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:55,525 Yeah, they've gone bad. 905 00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:56,933 Bad clowns? 906 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:02,739 Oh, boy. 907 00:56:02,869 --> 00:56:03,949 What? 908 00:56:09,835 --> 00:56:10,915 Oh, that's Pinks. 909 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:14,920 -Go! -What? 910 00:56:18,970 --> 00:56:21,930 Jesus, that's Hartman. Hartman! 911 00:56:22,808 --> 00:56:23,848 You know, next to me... 912 00:56:23,976 --> 00:56:25,096 he's the best agent in the world. 913 00:56:27,646 --> 00:56:29,366 -Oh, Jesus. -What? 914 00:56:29,523 --> 00:56:31,243 The way they're doing this is beautiful. 915 00:56:31,401 --> 00:56:33,481 I wish I could watch it from the sidelines. 916 00:56:33,653 --> 00:56:34,733 So do I. 917 00:56:38,575 --> 00:56:41,335 Ok, Bob, you ready? 918 00:56:47,710 --> 00:56:49,030 Bob, why are you crying? 919 00:56:51,214 --> 00:56:52,534 Bob, it's a challenge. 920 00:56:52,674 --> 00:56:53,914 Of course, it is a challenge. 921 00:56:55,010 --> 00:56:56,530 We can do it. 922 00:56:56,678 --> 00:56:59,318 I'll take out 3, and you take out the 2 on the right. 923 00:56:59,515 --> 00:57:02,275 You have to take out the two on the right, Bob. 924 00:57:03,144 --> 00:57:05,824 Bob, please stop crying. 925 00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:07,622 It's eating away at my confidence, Bob. 926 00:57:09,526 --> 00:57:10,686 Come on! 927 00:57:15,491 --> 00:57:17,131 I guess I can tell you now. 928 00:57:17,284 --> 00:57:18,364 Tell me what? 929 00:57:18,494 --> 00:57:20,454 I didn't just pick you out of a crowd like I said. 930 00:57:21,664 --> 00:57:23,664 You're Russia's number one agent in the United States. 931 00:57:25,210 --> 00:57:26,650 What are you talking about? 932 00:57:26,795 --> 00:57:29,715 Bob, they hypnotized you, just like in the movies. 933 00:57:29,923 --> 00:57:31,923 They give you a code word, and you activate. 934 00:57:32,092 --> 00:57:33,172 Activate, boom! 935 00:57:33,302 --> 00:57:34,942 You're out of the house, blowing up a nuclear plant. 936 00:57:36,347 --> 00:57:37,427 You're very good, Bob. 937 00:57:37,557 --> 00:57:40,557 With your training, you could take me out anytime. 938 00:57:40,769 --> 00:57:42,249 I'm not a Russian agent. 939 00:57:42,354 --> 00:57:44,034 -Sure you are. -No, I'm not. 940 00:57:44,189 --> 00:57:46,709 Bob, look deep inside yourself. 941 00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:49,020 Deep inside yourself. Look at me! 942 00:57:50,196 --> 00:57:51,996 I'm an American agent. 943 00:57:52,156 --> 00:57:53,316 How do you feel about me? 944 00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:57,030 I want to kill you. 945 00:57:57,162 --> 00:57:58,242 See? 946 00:58:00,248 --> 00:58:02,088 I just thought you'd like to know before you die. 947 00:58:06,255 --> 00:58:07,335 Let's take 'em! 948 00:58:20,938 --> 00:58:22,138 No hitting in the nuts, all right? 949 00:58:32,576 --> 00:58:33,736 Come on. 950 00:58:33,869 --> 00:58:34,909 I don't believe it. 951 00:58:35,037 --> 00:58:36,717 I'm working with a bunch of clowns. 952 00:58:58,604 --> 00:59:00,084 Geez. 953 00:59:05,028 --> 00:59:08,108 Holy shit! You got them all. 954 00:59:08,282 --> 00:59:10,042 I just saw the first part. 955 00:59:10,201 --> 00:59:12,401 You came charging down the alley. 956 00:59:12,578 --> 00:59:15,418 And Pinks hit you, and you went wild. 957 00:59:15,623 --> 00:59:17,183 And then you took out Hartman and Bindle... 958 00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:19,012 before I could even get out here. 959 00:59:19,169 --> 00:59:21,329 And then I was trying to help you... 960 00:59:21,463 --> 00:59:24,783 but I ran into the dumpster and knocked myself out. 961 00:59:25,008 --> 00:59:26,408 What happened after that, Bob? 962 00:59:28,012 --> 00:59:30,172 I must have taken them all out... 963 00:59:30,306 --> 00:59:32,346 and been programmed to rest. 964 00:59:32,475 --> 00:59:35,315 You know, like in the movies-- save my energy? 965 00:59:35,478 --> 00:59:37,038 I saw this movie once... 966 00:59:37,189 --> 00:59:38,389 where this guy was hypnot-- 967 00:59:38,482 --> 00:59:40,042 What are you talking about, Bob? 968 00:59:40,192 --> 00:59:41,872 You're not a Russian agent. 969 00:59:42,027 --> 00:59:43,827 I just said that to build your self-confidence. 970 00:59:43,988 --> 00:59:46,108 I'm not a Russian agent? 971 00:59:46,282 --> 00:59:48,002 Of course not. How can you believe that? 972 00:59:48,159 --> 00:59:49,799 That's ridiculous. 973 00:59:50,995 --> 00:59:53,555 And I took out all these guys? 974 00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:56,638 Well, yeah. That part's true. 975 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,794 I took 'em all out? 976 00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:00,483 Boy, I'm pretty amazing. 977 01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:01,831 Would my kids be proud of me... 978 01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:05,046 if they knew their dad took apart a CIA all-star team. 979 01:00:07,764 --> 01:00:09,444 They never learn. 980 01:00:12,811 --> 01:00:14,171 You decked Hartman! 981 01:00:14,313 --> 01:00:15,353 Of course. You were right. 982 01:00:15,481 --> 01:00:18,001 All I needed was a little self-confidence. 983 01:00:20,153 --> 01:00:22,113 Apparently. 984 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:35,862 You're one hell of a guy, Bob. 985 01:00:42,177 --> 01:00:43,417 Sorry. 986 01:00:57,277 --> 01:00:58,997 What are we doing here? 987 01:00:59,112 --> 01:01:00,152 Getting us laid. 988 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,800 You thought I forgot about that. 989 01:01:01,949 --> 01:01:04,309 What about getting to D.C. Friday night? 990 01:01:04,451 --> 01:01:05,851 Bob, it's only Thursday. 991 01:01:05,953 --> 01:01:07,673 If we get there early, we're just gonna have... 992 01:01:07,788 --> 01:01:09,028 to sit around and wait, anyway. 993 01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:10,363 All right, fellows, get out of here! 994 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:12,178 Take the fight outside. You're outta here! 995 01:01:12,293 --> 01:01:14,173 I still think we should be getting to Washington... 996 01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:15,696 and saving the world. 997 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:18,637 Bob, you need to take time to learn and grow... 998 01:01:18,801 --> 01:01:21,281 and develop a decent relationship. 999 01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:24,070 Will you look at the tits on this one? 1000 01:01:24,265 --> 01:01:26,625 Well, you're definitely becoming more sensitive. 1001 01:01:26,809 --> 01:01:28,049 I know, I can feel it. 1002 01:01:28,144 --> 01:01:30,264 Bob, you've been very good for me. 1003 01:01:30,438 --> 01:01:32,078 You've changed me... 1004 01:01:32,232 --> 01:01:34,112 and I want to thank you for that. 1005 01:01:49,292 --> 01:01:50,492 Look at that. 1006 01:01:52,421 --> 01:01:53,501 You know what I see, Bob? 1007 01:01:53,631 --> 01:01:54,751 What? 1008 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,560 The possibility of a great and long-term relationship. 1009 01:01:58,803 --> 01:01:59,883 Be right back. 1010 01:02:04,309 --> 01:02:06,309 Let me help you here. 1011 01:02:06,478 --> 01:02:08,198 Thank you. 1012 01:02:12,652 --> 01:02:14,652 Yeah! Wow! 1013 01:02:14,821 --> 01:02:17,341 You just attracted the best-looking guy in the place. 1014 01:02:25,332 --> 01:02:26,892 That was my seat. 1015 01:02:32,757 --> 01:02:35,157 You wanna do something about it? 1016 01:02:37,679 --> 01:02:39,199 If I have to. 1017 01:02:47,148 --> 01:02:50,708 We thought you'd left. 1018 01:02:50,944 --> 01:02:52,304 Is your friend coming back? 1019 01:02:52,445 --> 01:02:54,925 He might. 1020 01:02:55,115 --> 01:02:56,675 Can we buy you a drink? 1021 01:02:56,825 --> 01:02:58,785 Don't you think if I wanted you to buy me a drink... 1022 01:02:58,953 --> 01:03:01,153 I would have told you to buy me a drink? 1023 01:03:02,790 --> 01:03:03,830 Right. 1024 01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:05,158 Get lost. 1025 01:03:05,293 --> 01:03:06,333 Right. 1026 01:03:06,461 --> 01:03:07,701 You, too. 1027 01:03:10,006 --> 01:03:14,046 Double bourbon, straight to the rim. 1028 01:03:14,303 --> 01:03:15,503 Now! 1029 01:03:15,638 --> 01:03:17,038 Yes, sir. 1030 01:03:27,859 --> 01:03:29,379 Smooth. 1031 01:03:30,904 --> 01:03:32,544 You're probably saying to yourself, "Why me?" 1032 01:03:32,698 --> 01:03:34,458 Why me? 1033 01:03:34,575 --> 01:03:35,695 Why you? 1034 01:03:35,826 --> 01:03:37,186 Because I like you, that's why. 1035 01:03:38,496 --> 01:03:39,536 And I'll be honest with you. 1036 01:03:39,664 --> 01:03:40,864 I'm gonna spend the night with you... 1037 01:03:40,999 --> 01:03:42,199 and I'll be gone in the morning. 1038 01:03:42,334 --> 01:03:43,534 Can you handle it? 1039 01:03:43,668 --> 01:03:45,788 I'll try. 1040 01:03:45,921 --> 01:03:47,441 I knew you could. 1041 01:03:47,589 --> 01:03:50,309 Do you have a car? 1042 01:03:50,509 --> 01:03:52,349 I'll follow you. 1043 01:03:54,389 --> 01:03:55,869 Move. Come on. Go. 1044 01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,767 Bob! 1045 01:04:09,489 --> 01:04:10,529 Wish me luck, Bob. 1046 01:04:10,615 --> 01:04:11,695 -Wait! -What? 1047 01:04:11,783 --> 01:04:12,863 It's another attack. 1048 01:04:14,953 --> 01:04:16,673 They're not CIA agents, Bob. Don't worry. 1049 01:04:16,788 --> 01:04:17,868 Who are they? 1050 01:04:17,956 --> 01:04:20,156 They look like burglars to me. 1051 01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,334 I'll be back as soon as I can. 1052 01:04:51,952 --> 01:04:53,872 This is going to be a tough one, isn't it? 1053 01:04:53,996 --> 01:04:55,436 On your knees, slave! 1054 01:04:58,292 --> 01:05:01,012 Ok. You're one of those feminists, aren't you? 1055 01:05:01,171 --> 01:05:02,491 Silence! 1056 01:05:02,630 --> 01:05:04,790 All right, now look. If you get rough with me... 1057 01:05:04,966 --> 01:05:06,366 I can get rough right back. 1058 01:05:11,766 --> 01:05:12,846 You missed me. 1059 01:05:34,499 --> 01:05:35,899 Go for it. 1060 01:05:45,594 --> 01:05:46,794 That was good. 1061 01:05:47,930 --> 01:05:49,450 I was very impressed. 1062 01:05:49,599 --> 01:05:52,279 That was very good what? 1063 01:05:52,435 --> 01:05:55,275 That was good, Mistress? 1064 01:05:55,439 --> 01:05:56,999 That was good, Mistress. 1065 01:05:59,401 --> 01:06:02,241 God. That was great. 1066 01:06:02,446 --> 01:06:03,486 You're one of those girls... 1067 01:06:03,614 --> 01:06:04,854 that are a lot different at the office... 1068 01:06:04,949 --> 01:06:06,469 than you are at home, aren't you? 1069 01:06:17,546 --> 01:06:20,306 It hurts! It hurts! 1070 01:06:20,466 --> 01:06:22,186 I haven't hit you yet. 1071 01:06:22,302 --> 01:06:25,142 Sorry, Mistress. 1072 01:06:25,305 --> 01:06:26,825 When do I get my turn? 1073 01:06:26,973 --> 01:06:28,653 This is your turn. 1074 01:06:30,644 --> 01:06:31,684 Don't you think maybe we could have... 1075 01:06:31,812 --> 01:06:33,532 a little dinner first, or something? 1076 01:06:33,647 --> 01:06:35,407 You know, candlelight, wine-- 1077 01:06:45,452 --> 01:06:46,732 God! 1078 01:06:47,955 --> 01:06:50,635 Admit your pain. Admit your weakness. 1079 01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:52,151 No. 1080 01:06:52,293 --> 01:06:53,333 No. No. 1081 01:06:53,461 --> 01:06:55,101 Yes! Yes! 1082 01:07:13,817 --> 01:07:14,897 Mama! 1083 01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:20,318 So she rejected me. 1084 01:07:20,491 --> 01:07:23,131 I put myself out on the line again... 1085 01:07:23,327 --> 01:07:25,967 and I was hurt. 1086 01:07:26,164 --> 01:07:29,604 I said, "Ok, I'm 1 2 and you're 34. 1087 01:07:29,834 --> 01:07:31,834 "You're married to my uncle. 1088 01:07:32,003 --> 01:07:34,803 "But I think we could have something special." 1089 01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:36,887 She said she didn't think so. 1090 01:07:38,511 --> 01:07:40,231 You know how that hurts? 1091 01:07:45,435 --> 01:07:49,235 You're not seeing anybody on a regular basis, are you? 1092 01:07:57,281 --> 01:07:58,321 You got 'em, boys? 1093 01:07:58,449 --> 01:07:59,649 Yes, sir, Mr. Wilson. 1094 01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:00,824 Thanks again, Bob. 1095 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:01,992 Don't make a big thing out of it. 1096 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,920 What a guy. Acts like it was nothing. 1097 01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:05,119 What do you think about what he told us... 1098 01:08:05,207 --> 01:08:06,327 about the clown thing? 1099 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,538 Incredible. 1100 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,293 What was that? 1101 01:08:15,384 --> 01:08:17,824 Nothing. Ready to go? 1102 01:08:21,808 --> 01:08:23,408 I guess so. 1103 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,800 I don't know what's happening. 1104 01:08:25,979 --> 01:08:30,219 I...this woman has become very important to me, Bob. 1105 01:08:30,484 --> 01:08:33,604 I left my phone number. 1106 01:08:33,821 --> 01:08:34,941 Do you think she'll call? 1107 01:08:35,073 --> 01:08:37,033 How should I know? 1108 01:08:38,744 --> 01:08:39,904 I don't know. 1109 01:08:41,663 --> 01:08:44,423 To think that I won't see her for days. 1110 01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:47,143 She's sure to meet other men. 1111 01:08:49,005 --> 01:08:50,965 I think I love her, Bob. 1112 01:08:51,090 --> 01:08:53,130 You think you love her? 1113 01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:57,780 So, if I don't pay attention to my feelings, who will? 1114 01:09:00,768 --> 01:09:04,408 So I think I should get off the mission. 1115 01:09:04,605 --> 01:09:07,605 Ok, that's it. 1116 01:09:13,532 --> 01:09:14,732 Get out! 1117 01:09:14,867 --> 01:09:15,907 What? 1118 01:09:16,035 --> 01:09:17,075 You want off the mission? 1119 01:09:17,203 --> 01:09:18,403 Ok, you little wimp, get off! 1120 01:09:18,537 --> 01:09:20,137 -You're out! -Hey, Bob.... 1121 01:09:20,289 --> 01:09:22,369 I am getting a little sick and tired... 1122 01:09:22,542 --> 01:09:24,262 of your pissing and moaning. 1123 01:09:24,419 --> 01:09:26,059 I came to do a job, and I'm gonna do it. 1124 01:09:26,213 --> 01:09:27,733 You think this mission is easy for me? 1125 01:09:27,881 --> 01:09:29,601 You think I don't want to go home, too? 1126 01:09:29,758 --> 01:09:31,878 But do you hear me complaining all the time? 1127 01:09:32,052 --> 01:09:33,732 No. We've got an important job to do... 1128 01:09:33,888 --> 01:09:34,928 and I'm gonna do it. 1129 01:09:35,056 --> 01:09:38,256 -Listen, l-- -To think I respected you--once. 1130 01:09:38,476 --> 01:09:40,876 -Look-- -I even wanted to be like you. 1131 01:09:41,062 --> 01:09:43,542 Just remember who saved your ass back there... 1132 01:09:43,732 --> 01:09:44,812 when those clowns were all over you. 1133 01:09:44,941 --> 01:09:45,981 Yeah, well, I'll have you know-- 1134 01:09:46,109 --> 01:09:47,429 What? 1135 01:09:50,322 --> 01:09:52,522 I'm gr--grateful... 1136 01:09:52,658 --> 01:09:54,418 very grateful for that, Bob. 1137 01:09:54,577 --> 01:09:55,897 Well, I just want you to know that... 1138 01:09:55,995 --> 01:09:58,195 I'll be using that same kind of ability to back you up... 1139 01:09:58,331 --> 01:10:00,131 at every stage of this mission. 1140 01:10:01,835 --> 01:10:03,555 Are you gonna behave? 1141 01:10:05,005 --> 01:10:06,085 Yes. 1142 01:10:06,173 --> 01:10:07,973 Ok. Close the door. 1143 01:10:17,686 --> 01:10:19,926 Listen, I got you one of your pies that you-- 1144 01:10:29,866 --> 01:10:32,386 "I love her. Forgive me. I can't do it. 1145 01:10:32,536 --> 01:10:34,936 "I want to live before I die. Nick." 1146 01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:39,755 Figures. 1147 01:10:39,877 --> 01:10:41,797 Piss ant little nothing. 1148 01:11:24,593 --> 01:11:26,913 Donald! The kids are ready. 1149 01:11:32,268 --> 01:11:35,188 Stupid son of a bitch walking around dressed like that... 1150 01:11:35,397 --> 01:11:36,957 just asking to be shot. 1151 01:12:02,009 --> 01:12:03,089 Shit. 1152 01:12:05,346 --> 01:12:06,906 Shit. 1153 01:12:13,188 --> 01:12:14,268 Nick! 1154 01:12:17,026 --> 01:12:18,906 What are you doing here? 1155 01:12:21,197 --> 01:12:22,677 I was worried about you. 1156 01:12:25,285 --> 01:12:28,165 You're something, Bob-- 1157 01:12:28,372 --> 01:12:31,692 coming in here outgunned, outnumbered... 1158 01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,515 going up against guys who are more experienced than you. 1159 01:12:36,464 --> 01:12:38,944 You're a hell of a guy, Bob. 1160 01:12:40,552 --> 01:12:42,232 I'm a hell of a guy? What about you? 1161 01:12:42,345 --> 01:12:43,905 Don't make a big thing out of it. 1162 01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:46,815 It is a big thing to care about someone... 1163 01:12:47,017 --> 01:12:48,537 not to sell 'em out or give up on 'em... 1164 01:12:48,686 --> 01:12:50,766 to stick by them even when they're a pain in the ass. 1165 01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:53,498 That's...I think that's plenty big. 1166 01:12:53,691 --> 01:12:54,891 I ran off on you. 1167 01:12:56,528 --> 01:12:58,008 You came back. 1168 01:12:58,154 --> 01:13:00,554 Ok, make a big thing out of it. 1169 01:13:02,618 --> 01:13:03,738 I wouldn't be out of line... 1170 01:13:03,869 --> 01:13:05,589 if I asked you if you needed a little help, would I? 1171 01:13:05,704 --> 01:13:07,824 Hell, no, I could use your help. 1172 01:13:07,999 --> 01:13:10,679 Yeah? Well, there is one thing, Bob. 1173 01:13:10,877 --> 01:13:14,637 You never wanna carry your weapon like this. 1174 01:13:14,881 --> 01:13:16,401 You always wanna put it on the other side... 1175 01:13:16,550 --> 01:13:17,910 with the butt out... 1176 01:13:18,051 --> 01:13:19,411 so if they shoot off your right arm... 1177 01:13:19,553 --> 01:13:20,753 you can always grab it with your left. 1178 01:13:20,888 --> 01:13:24,008 Oh, yeah, that is a big help. 1179 01:13:24,225 --> 01:13:26,265 Shall we go in there and take care of the situation? 1180 01:13:26,394 --> 01:13:29,834 Hey, anything you say, partner. 1181 01:13:30,065 --> 01:13:31,745 One thing, though. 1182 01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:33,420 I think it would be a good idea... 1183 01:13:33,568 --> 01:13:35,368 if you had a loaded weapon. 1184 01:13:37,239 --> 01:13:38,279 That'd be nice. 1185 01:13:38,407 --> 01:13:39,607 In case they shoot at you. 1186 01:13:55,176 --> 01:13:57,256 You ok? 1187 01:13:57,428 --> 01:13:58,508 Come on. 1188 01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:09,520 Let's go. 1189 01:14:17,533 --> 01:14:19,373 It's Mahoney! 1190 01:14:19,536 --> 01:14:20,576 He's gonna help us. 1191 01:14:20,704 --> 01:14:22,224 I'm with you, Nick! 1192 01:14:24,374 --> 01:14:26,254 I don't think so. 1193 01:14:40,225 --> 01:14:43,985 Did I tell you you're doing a great job today? 1194 01:14:44,230 --> 01:14:45,390 No. 1195 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,761 You are. 1196 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,377 Thank you. 1197 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,581 The water's got to be here. 1198 01:14:57,327 --> 01:14:58,767 Glass? 1199 01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:03,319 What kind of water is that? 1200 01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:06,059 Don't worry, Bob. It's a good bottled kind. 1201 01:15:07,839 --> 01:15:09,599 All right. We go this way. 1202 01:15:21,687 --> 01:15:24,047 Don't try it. Throw the guns away. 1203 01:15:24,190 --> 01:15:25,790 Go on, throw them away. 1204 01:15:25,942 --> 01:15:27,422 Come on. 1205 01:15:30,531 --> 01:15:32,571 We want the big gun, Nick. 1206 01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:34,860 Millard, you were behind it the whole time, weren't you? 1207 01:15:35,036 --> 01:15:37,236 That's right, Nick. 1208 01:15:37,371 --> 01:15:38,931 All right, Wilson... 1209 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:40,640 walk out there and ask 'em for the big gun. 1210 01:15:40,792 --> 01:15:43,072 Like hell, I will. 1211 01:15:43,211 --> 01:15:45,731 I'm shooting Nick unless you do what I tell you. 1212 01:15:48,509 --> 01:15:49,709 Go ahead and shoot him. 1213 01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:54,367 What are you talking about? 1214 01:15:54,515 --> 01:15:55,715 He's kidding. 1215 01:15:55,850 --> 01:15:57,210 I'm going to shoot him. 1216 01:15:57,352 --> 01:15:58,752 Go ahead, he's tough, he can take it. 1217 01:15:58,895 --> 01:16:02,015 Bob, I've changed--a lot. 1218 01:16:02,232 --> 01:16:03,992 You think I'm bluffing? 1219 01:16:04,109 --> 01:16:05,349 I don't care. 1220 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:10,405 See? 1221 01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:14,133 Sorry, Nick, this is bigger than both of us. 1222 01:16:14,371 --> 01:16:15,411 Kill him. 1223 01:16:15,538 --> 01:16:16,898 It's still not gonna get you the gun. 1224 01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:18,080 Bob, what are you talking about? 1225 01:16:18,208 --> 01:16:19,528 This is a professional agent here. 1226 01:16:19,668 --> 01:16:20,908 He's serious. 1227 01:16:21,045 --> 01:16:22,765 He'd be glad to go out there and get you the big gun. 1228 01:16:22,922 --> 01:16:24,242 No, I wouldn't. 1229 01:16:24,382 --> 01:16:25,582 Bob, don't be the hero. 1230 01:16:25,716 --> 01:16:27,316 It's ok, Nick, I'll take care of this. 1231 01:16:27,427 --> 01:16:29,067 Yeah? Like how? 1232 01:16:29,220 --> 01:16:30,540 Time's up. 1233 01:16:31,765 --> 01:16:32,845 Bang! 1234 01:16:43,069 --> 01:16:45,349 That's incredible. 1235 01:16:45,488 --> 01:16:47,688 How do you do something like that? 1236 01:16:47,824 --> 01:16:49,704 Don't make a big thing out of it. 1237 01:16:54,957 --> 01:16:56,877 All right, Bob. 1238 01:16:57,001 --> 01:16:58,881 They're here. 1239 01:16:59,003 --> 01:17:00,883 Go make your rendezvous. 1240 01:17:19,734 --> 01:17:20,894 You're just like us. 1241 01:17:20,986 --> 01:17:24,666 Yes. We're all alike in this universe. 1242 01:17:24,865 --> 01:17:26,745 Have you decided? 1243 01:17:26,867 --> 01:17:29,387 Do you want the good package or the big gun? 1244 01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:32,470 We want the good package. 1245 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,755 You are a wise people. 1246 01:17:56,358 --> 01:17:58,078 We got the baseball you sent us. 1247 01:17:59,528 --> 01:18:00,688 We are learning to play. 1248 01:18:00,821 --> 01:18:03,261 It is a wonderful game. Thank Nick. 1249 01:18:08,371 --> 01:18:10,091 A gift for you. 1250 01:18:15,546 --> 01:18:17,426 And here is Nick's back. 1251 01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:20,119 Thank you. 1252 01:18:22,887 --> 01:18:24,327 Thank you. 1253 01:18:47,915 --> 01:18:50,075 It's a thrill, isn't it, Bob? 1254 01:18:50,251 --> 01:18:53,051 You never forget the first time you save the world. 1255 01:18:53,254 --> 01:18:54,974 Tremendous thrill. 1256 01:19:21,577 --> 01:19:23,017 Dad's home! 1257 01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:27,456 Dad's home! Hi, Dad! 1258 01:19:27,625 --> 01:19:30,265 Hey, guys. I missed you. 1259 01:19:30,462 --> 01:19:31,502 How was the hospital? 1260 01:19:31,630 --> 01:19:33,030 Everything's fine now, son. 1261 01:19:34,299 --> 01:19:36,459 They fixed up the house great, huh, Dad? 1262 01:19:36,635 --> 01:19:38,315 Well, they owed us that, didn't they, sweetie? 1263 01:19:38,470 --> 01:19:39,550 It's good to have you home, Bob. 1264 01:19:39,638 --> 01:19:41,318 It's good to be home. 1265 01:19:41,474 --> 01:19:43,914 Hey, you kids wait here. Barbara, come here. 1266 01:19:57,074 --> 01:19:58,314 They did a good job. 1267 01:20:00,828 --> 01:20:02,708 Come here. 1268 01:20:02,831 --> 01:20:03,951 Listen. 1269 01:20:04,082 --> 01:20:06,362 I've been thinking. 1270 01:20:06,501 --> 01:20:10,101 Haven't we been getting a little too much milk lately? 1271 01:20:13,259 --> 01:20:15,139 I didn't want to tell you this before. 1272 01:20:15,303 --> 01:20:17,743 I know how you hate conflict, but-- 1273 01:20:17,931 --> 01:20:21,411 I can't get the milkman to stop delivering. 1274 01:20:21,643 --> 01:20:23,443 He comes around every day... 1275 01:20:23,603 --> 01:20:25,123 and he's been bothering me... 1276 01:20:25,272 --> 01:20:28,672 making a lot of suggestive remarks. 1277 01:20:28,859 --> 01:20:30,139 I've tried to discourage him, but-- 1278 01:20:30,277 --> 01:20:31,477 Don't give it another thought. 1279 01:20:31,612 --> 01:20:32,812 I'll take care of it. 1280 01:20:32,947 --> 01:20:34,147 You're not going to do anything violent? 1281 01:20:34,282 --> 01:20:35,802 That shouldn't be necessary. 1282 01:20:35,950 --> 01:20:39,230 Sometimes all it takes is a word or just a look. 1283 01:20:39,454 --> 01:20:41,014 I'll take care of it. 1284 01:20:54,221 --> 01:20:55,301 Wait here. 1285 01:20:56,390 --> 01:20:57,990 You decided to pay up? 1286 01:20:59,601 --> 01:21:02,161 No, I decided to get my boy's bike back. 1287 01:21:02,354 --> 01:21:04,674 Listen, dipstick, didn't you get enough of this last week? 1288 01:21:04,857 --> 01:21:06,537 I guess not. 1289 01:21:06,693 --> 01:21:08,293 Come on, Dad. 1290 01:21:08,403 --> 01:21:10,083 Yeah, Dad. Let's just go. 1291 01:21:11,406 --> 01:21:13,166 It's too late, scumwad. 1292 01:21:13,325 --> 01:21:15,965 Look, we don't want any trouble. 1293 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:17,200 Nail him. 1294 01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:24,911 All right, we're gonna give you your kid's bike back. 1295 01:21:25,088 --> 01:21:26,168 Of course you are. 1296 01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,856 You're gonna have to pay to have it repainted. 1297 01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:29,088 Remember this? 1298 01:21:31,762 --> 01:21:34,282 Dad, I'm really proud of you. 1299 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,951 I hope it's not because of what I did back there. 1300 01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:39,461 No, it's because you stood up for us. 1301 01:21:39,604 --> 01:21:40,884 Good girl. 1302 01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:44,300 Hey, your father's quite a guy. 1303 01:21:44,443 --> 01:21:45,923 Hey, Nick. 1304 01:21:46,069 --> 01:21:47,589 You don't think I overresponded, do you? 1305 01:21:47,738 --> 01:21:50,378 No, not at all. You were flawless, Bob. 1306 01:21:50,574 --> 01:21:51,934 It called for a little force... 1307 01:21:52,076 --> 01:21:53,116 you used a little force-- 1308 01:21:53,244 --> 01:21:54,284 the appropriate amount... 1309 01:21:54,412 --> 01:21:56,092 and it was very controlled. 1310 01:21:56,247 --> 01:21:57,287 Thank you. 1311 01:21:57,415 --> 01:21:59,095 You're doing a good job, Bob. 1312 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:00,690 Well, I gotta go. 1313 01:22:00,794 --> 01:22:02,234 I got a date. 1314 01:22:03,797 --> 01:22:06,877 I mean, I'm putting in time... 1315 01:22:07,092 --> 01:22:09,612 to develop a meaningful relationship. 1316 01:22:14,309 --> 01:22:16,109 So long, kids. 1317 01:22:18,939 --> 01:22:20,339 Adios! 1318 01:22:23,736 --> 01:22:27,056 Dad, that guy is flying away in a helicopter. 1319 01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:29,121 Don't make a big thing out of it, son. 1320 01:22:29,284 --> 01:22:32,564 Hey, Bob! Bob! 1321 01:22:32,787 --> 01:22:35,267 Your house looks great from here. 1322 01:22:35,457 --> 01:22:37,177 They did a great job! 1323 01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:48,940 Try to be more sensitive. 91597