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I gotta ask,
is someone requesting pancakes?
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'Cause it feels like we eat them
all the time.
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It just says "The Hospital."
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Bold caller ID.
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Hello? Oh.
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Hey, Junior.
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Aw, jeez. Okay, yeah.
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Bye.
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That was my son.
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Morty Jr.,
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with the hands
coming out of his head.
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Oh, fuck that guy!
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- Boo.
- Guys, come on.
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Morty, he wrote a New York Times
bestseller
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about what a bad dad you are.
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It made us look bad for raising you.
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From one writer to another,
the guy is a hack piece of shit!
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It's okay to hate your kids, Morty.
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But he called from the hospital.
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You think he's dying?
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Who cares?
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Well, it's not me.
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- Oh, shit! Our table's ready.
- OMG!
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Summer made me get a reservation
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for us at some dumb
pre-cog restaurant.
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It's the toast of Food-Tok.
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They predetermine
what you'd wanna eat
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before you even get there.
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Time to see if this place is worth
having to go to it.
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It'll beat this shit.
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Opa!
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And hey, Morty,
sorry about your terrible son.
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I say let him die alone
in that hospital bed.
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Damn. Rule of threes, huh?
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Oh, my vibrator!
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Sorry, honey.
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Our vibrator.
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What? Do you want me to pull it out
and show it to you?
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- We're good.
- Let's get the hell out of here.
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Jesus Christ.
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Welcome back to
Downbeat The Game The Show.
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Contestants, you know the rules.
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Father, you came.
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Junior, wow.
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You got old fast.
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Well, time flies
when you're a Gazorpian.
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I suppose you read the book.
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It was hard to avoid for a while.
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Yeah. You said some tough stuff
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to a pretty wide audience.
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- I'm... sorry.
- Hey.
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That's family... I guess.
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Can't help but notice you're...
dying.
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I didn't ask you here
to talk about that.
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I was hoping you would help me
make peace
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with my mother.
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Oh, yeah. That might be tough.
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The thing is, your mother was...
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A semen receptacle?
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Oh, you...
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You heard, huh?
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I know she was made to process seed
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and never technically alive, but...
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I'd still like to pay my respects.
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Well, see, I'm not proud
of where she ended up.
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You think I'm proud
of any of my life choices?
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Yeah, I did hear about the...
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the soft canceling.
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- Oh.
- I didn't take any joy from it.
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You know what?
Let's see what we can do.
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I love when restaurants
have a big tank.
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I don't know. This aesthetic
really clashes with the table buzzer.
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Smith, party of two.
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Oh my God! So worth it!
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Perfectly predicted.
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Oh, I did want this,
but I never saw it coming!
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Oh, snap. The wooden balls.
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You think the cogs are behind there?
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{\an7}Who cares? This place is all gimmick.
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Are you grumpy about everything?
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They bring you food and you eat it.
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Ooh, that's totally us!
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What do you think I ordered? Ribs?
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No, boring. Space ribs.
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Oh, nice.
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Morlackian fawn.
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Aside its mother's tentacle.
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Pretty good.
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See? Lay it on me!
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Avocado toast?
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With cracked pepper on top.
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Okay.
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I mean, pepper's pretty normal.
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So are you. You brought us
to a restaurant from the internet.
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Okay, yes. I guess I deserve this.
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You're not pranking me?
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No, no. This is where Gwendolyn
was laid to rest.
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Is this your trash bin?
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Rick's garbage portal.
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Doesn't sound any better.
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Look, I told you
I wasn't proud of this.
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Alright then.
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"Mother, I'm told your mouth
was always open, but...
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I'm sure your heart was as well."
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Eh, who am I kidding? This sucks.
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Wait. I see you're making a move
to go in.
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I will... go in first. Okay?
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How much stuff does your grandfather
throw away?
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A lot. He likes to get drunk
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and invent stuff
that doesn't make any sense.
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Pretty wasteful.
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Yeah. That's why Rick
built Salva-tron,
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a self-replicating system
that filters the trash
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for anything valuable.
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They're coming over.
Just a formality.
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Value detected. Value detected.
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Hesitancy detected?
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Yeah. What's up?
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It's just if I find anything
of value,
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I have to tell Rick about it.
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Okay.
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And, you know,
talking to Rick can be dicey.
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I mean, the last Salva-tron
found a bag of diamonds
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and Rick yelled at them
about how diamonds are bullshit.
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Right, but I'm his grandson.
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How do I know
he didn't throw his grandson away?
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Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it.
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Good news is you will look like trash
when I'm done.
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Run!
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How was that good news?
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Even the plate tastes good.
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What's the story with dessert?
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Can I just ask for lava cake,
or do I have to think it at them?
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Alright. I'll try it.
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Maybe I'm missing something.
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No! It's just fucking avocado toast!
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And the avocado's not even that ripe.
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Summer...
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This place runs on future predicty
pre-cog bullshit.
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You don't wanna get caught up
in that.
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I'm gonna say something.
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No! Summer! You're not Morty.
I can't just grab you.
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Which one of you assholes...
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did this to me?
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Hey, no finishing my sentences.
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You're wrong about me.
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I want hype, sophisticated space food
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with an element of cruelty
in its preparation.
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Come on, Sum-Sum.
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They're clearly luring us
into some complicated,
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12-steps-ahead examination
of determinism and causality.
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Anything you do here pulls us
further into their bullshit.
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- I'm...
- more complex than that!
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- I said stop that!
- I said stop that!
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You guys think you know everything.
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With your big heads
and slimming bodysuits.
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But maybe you won't see this!
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Ow! Fuck!
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Jesus, Summer! You hit it with a pan?
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I thought it would see it coming.
I even teed it up a little.
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Summer Smith,
come out with your hands up!
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You are under arrest!
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How'd the cops get here so fast?
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- They obviously...
- called in a tip ahead of time.
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You like that? You like us saying
the same thing at the same time?
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'Cause that could be the whole story,
Summer.
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Except it won't because...
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the cops are surrounding us!
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Shut up! We're stuck in this now.
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The only reason I haven't burned
this place to the ground is because
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the cogs probably want that!
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Rick Sanchez will realize
the cogs are a better hang.
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What? That'd only be true if...
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The cogs only want what he wants.
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Okay. What do I want?
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Dessert! It is already ordered.
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To a cool safehouse.
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I'm listening.
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You're flipping sides over dessert?
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Hey, I liked my meal.
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But this is exactly what
you said they'd do to me.
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Yeah, and you got us into this mess.
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New plan, Summer.
We're taking these cogs to go!
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Come back!
Maybe I just need to scan you again.
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Guys? Hello?
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I see a bunch of rubble.
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Is it safe to say I killed you?
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Salva-tron, you've done it again!
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Junior!
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Oh, God! Are you okay?
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I hope I didn't speed up your death.
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I'm alright... I think.
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Is that a walking pizza box?
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It's not safe here. Come quickly!
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We call it Garbtopia
because it's made of garbage.
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Yeah, I got it.
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So Salva-tron's just been attacking
everything?
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If it's all garbage,
there's no need to tell Rick.
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Look at all these eclectic survivors.
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Yeah, there was a while where Rick's
inventions could all walk and talk.
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Hey, big boy.
Wanna drain that python?
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Eh, it was a short period.
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Hey, we're looking for someone.
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Can you help us?
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I think I saw her in the graveyard!
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Down that tunnel over there!
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Oh, and the pizza points the way.
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Wish you hadn't shit it
on the ground. I'm kinda hungry.
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Junior?
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Gobliniduss!
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Claim your magic power!
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- But how do I find it?
- But how do I find it?
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Brave little goblin, all alone
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No parents here to raise you
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Go, little goblin, leave that home
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Your magic will amaze you
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It's the Enchanted Goblin series.
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Yeah, it's like our bible down here.
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I wrote Enchanted Goblin.
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All seven books!
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I guess you really enjoyed
that box set I sent you.
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We have a complicated relationship!
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No, no, my first book
wouldn't exactly have left you
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aching for more.
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That's all in the past, son.
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I'm glad we're on
this adventure together.
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Now, what do you say we go see
your dead mom?!
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Summer Smith, two o'clock.
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She complains about you
having a good time.
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Don't get in the water. I need
a dry person to hand me things.
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We've been here for hours.
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By design. It's called holing up.
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Relax. Have some of the giant éclair
they knew would delight me.
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It really is so fun that it's big.
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Summer Smith will not relax.
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Yeah, because Rick's hanging
with you guys instead of me.
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Summer, you threw a pan at them
and they took us to a pool.
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The cogs are great. Check this out.
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See this?
We didn't rehearse it at all.
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So much for being "trapped"
in its cog bullshit.
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Weren't you all worried
about its endgame?
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Summer, this is its endgame.
It loves me.
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And if it wanted to be free,
it could leave at any time it wants.
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Open door policy.
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- Gasp!
- Oh, come on,
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like you didn't know I'd do that?
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Why are you sulking?
248
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You wanted to be at a restaurant
with cogs.
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This is nominally different at best.
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I wanted to be at a restaurant
with you!
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I just wanted you to try
some cool shit with me.
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Summer! You wanted me
on this dumb hang because, deep down,
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you think you know what I want.
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This thing actually knows
before I even want it.
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Wow! The éclair's good wet, too.
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00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,657
Rick does Jell-O shots!
Rick does Jell-O shots!
257
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,200
These cogs know what's up!
258
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,702
Jell-O shot delivery.
259
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,120
Can you grab 'em, Summer?
260
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,324
This is why it's good to have someone
out of the pool.
261
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,375
- I...
- hate these cog assholes!
262
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,794
I love you guys.
263
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,504
Shots! Shots! Shots!
264
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,506
My God.
265
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,632
Yeah.
266
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:18,678
I guess one man's trash
is another man's beautiful...
267
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,845
cemetery?
268
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,515
Looks like there's a sex robot
section over that way.
269
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,561
There she is.
270
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,399
Hello, Mother.
271
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,442
It's me, your baby boy.
272
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,611
I wish I could've known you.
273
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,531
She was... the finest I ever had.
274
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,782
Well, top three.
275
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,493
- Top five at least.
- Oh, top five, eh?
276
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,495
There's a lot more than five too!
277
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,122
It's high praise.
278
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,748
Your mom could really throw it back.
279
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:51,168
Oh, I know a thing or two
about ranking whom I've slept with.
280
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,003
Oh, yeah?
281
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,298
Two words: Heather Locklear.
282
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,675
That's my boy!
283
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,301
Thank you for bringing me here...
284
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,386
Dad.
285
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,096
You're welcome, son.
286
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,472
I'm happy we did this.
287
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,851
So are we!
288
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,352
God! Who are you?
289
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,437
Let us go!
290
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,605
I am that which should not be!
291
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,400
I am the trash of the trash!
292
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,569
They don't let me live
with everyone else.
293
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,697
Human boy, Rick spawn,
294
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,950
I know you can open the door
to the up-above!
295
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,535
Salva-tron will kill us up there!
296
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,579
I'll take my chances.
297
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,122
I'm sorry, Junior.
298
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,082
I was a horrible father!
299
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,626
I didn't understand
the consequences of anything!
300
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,879
And now this thing's gonna kill us
301
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,380
when you were already dying.
302
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,965
I'm the fucking worst!
303
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,843
- Well, I'm not actually dying.
- What?
304
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,220
You just sort of inferred,
projected, really.
305
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,389
I never said out loud I was dying.
306
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,725
- What?!
- I needed material for my new book!
307
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,477
A sequel to My Horrible Father.
308
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,936
It's my only book that made money!
309
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,439
Let me punch him!
Let me punch my asshole son!
310
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,982
You're both assholes!
311
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:58,235
That conversation you just had
about ranking women was gross.
312
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,945
It was trash planet talk!
313
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,363
So is this!
314
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,159
No! Junior! Junior!
315
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,329
Just another day in Garbtopia.
316
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,497
Let's ride!
317
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,790
No!
318
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,416
You suck!
319
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,377
My kid sucked too,
but I didn't want him to die.
320
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,464
Shut up!
Open it with your meat paddle!
321
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,673
No!
322
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,094
Looks like we got a Scenario 3 here,
Morty.
323
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,198
You're clearly leading
some kind of trash rebellion.
324
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,574
Or something is wearing your skin.
325
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,599
I don't know.
326
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,494
I only recorded three scenarios,
and the other two
327
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,228
are about you doing a "Goonies."
328
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,897
Anyway, talk to Salva-tron.
They'll sort this out.
329
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,733
No! Not Salva-tron!
330
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,485
Rick! It's not a Scenario 3!
331
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,363
No! Make that ladder come down!
332
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,448
I'm trying!
I don't wanna be here either!
333
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,867
Aw, man! You're still alive?
334
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,786
And what's this fucking thing?!
335
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,496
This is not good for me.
336
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,082
No! I have to get back
337
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,543
to my wife!
338
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,296
Ah, shit!
339
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,382
Crawl out farther so I can shoot you!
340
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,925
Why would I do that?
341
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,553
Fine. I'll do it myself.
342
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:07,930
Seriously?
343
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,015
This trash is not sturdy!
344
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,643
Alright, I'm actually gonna go check
this time.
345
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,938
There's tunnels down here?!
346
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,523
Aw, jeez!
347
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,109
Yoo-hoo!
348
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,531
Talk about "value detected."
349
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,871
She had more value
than you could ever know.
350
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,622
Junior! You're alive?!
351
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,875
Courtesy of my loyal fans here.
352
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,669
These autograph hounds found me
dying in the cemetery,
353
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,296
patched me up,
and tunneled us to you.
354
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,548
You really found your audience, huh?
355
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,050
I'm sorry for trying
to sell you out again.
356
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,469
The only thing that ever made me
valuable was...
357
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,221
trashing you.
358
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,683
I'm so broke, Dad.
359
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,852
There's so many paternity lawsuits,
360
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,563
and let's just say The New Yorker
has been sniffing around...
361
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,648
Listen, Salva-tron knows
about the tunnels.
362
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,066
We got to warn everyone!
363
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,819
Also, can you sign this now?
364
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,780
What the...?
365
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,990
Hello?
366
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,035
Summer, I think the cogs drugged me
and bailed.
367
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:12,870
Summer?
368
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,497
Summer!
369
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,335
Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
370
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,253
Summer Smith drugs the cogs!
371
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,504
Picked up on that, huh?
372
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,465
Like you didn't know this was coming?
373
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,885
Summer Smith gets us killed!
374
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,971
That's right!
Or the cogs tell the truth.
375
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,098
- Is avocado toast what I wanted?
- What?!
376
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,226
Is avocado toast what I wanted?
377
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,103
Okay, okay, it wasn't.
378
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,564
- And I'm a good hang.
- You are!
379
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,067
You were right! We used you
to get to your grandpa
380
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,443
- to get to you!
- Damn right!
381
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,987
I knew I wasn't a basic
avocado-ass bitch.
382
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,822
So let's just get
to where you want to get
383
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,908
so I can be free of this story.
384
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,076
We're down.
385
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,160
Oh shit!
386
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,620
Give me back my cogs!
387
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,498
Sorry, Grandpa! You said not to get
caught up in cog bullshit,
388
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,458
so I'm doing the opposite of that!
389
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,876
This isn't the opposite of that!
390
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,462
Summer Smith makes a hard right
in two seconds.
391
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,838
But that's a billboard.
392
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,424
- She makes a hard right.
- I'm trusting you guys.
393
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,303
Holy shit, you guys are amazing.
394
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,430
You don't deserve my bald
little beauties!
395
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,140
She does a barrel roll!
396
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,938
You're ruining this, Summer!
397
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:24,441
All that future predicty cog nonsense
was finally working for me.
398
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,820
I thought you wanted
to hang out today.
399
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,279
Not like this!
400
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,825
She pulls the parking brake.
401
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,999
- Oh shit!
- Left! Right! Right! Left!
402
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,001
She runs her grandpa off the freeway!
403
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,589
Trash people, my people,
404
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,675
Salva-tron knows of Garbtopia.
405
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,721
Our only chance
is to take this battle to them!
406
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,725
If I may, it would be suicide
to take a run at Salva-tron's tower.
407
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:58,851
I agree.
408
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,562
Don't listen to him!
That's just Devil's Advocate Bot.
409
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,813
I'm glad Rick trashed him!
410
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,273
If I may,
411
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,150
you don't look glad.
412
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,114
Damn. What a noise.
413
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,828
The Horn of Gobliniduss is a reminder
that anything is possible.
414
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,581
It was blown before they toppled
Gobnobb the Elf Son in book two.
415
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,666
And Bluegalshmoo in book three!
416
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,668
Also the White Wizard in book four!
417
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,379
Alright, I get it.
I went to the same well a lot.
418
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,256
You read Enchanted Goblin?
419
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,674
Yeah, I loved it!
420
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,718
I'm 14. I'm the target audience.
421
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,219
Salva-tron's at the gates!
422
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,066
Value not detected.
423
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,275
Pow!
424
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,444
Right in the pisser!
425
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,616
I fell for a urinal bomb?!
426
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,493
That's so embarrassing!
427
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,537
Morty, my life was great
until you showed up!
428
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,042
Eat shit in hell, tower!
429
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,835
Watch out!
430
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:19,598
My people! Topple your oppressor!
431
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:30,234
Don't tell Rick... about this.
432
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,821
Poor Salva-tron.
433
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,366
They were just like us,
afraid of being discarded.
434
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,994
But today, we begin a new era
435
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,288
where everyone has value.
436
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,498
Especially authors.
437
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,043
I'm still a little trash.
438
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,920
I guess you get it from your dad.
439
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,766
Right on time.
440
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,935
This food truck is very buzzy.
441
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,604
Yeah, there's even that staggering
old man they mentioned.
442
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,565
- Jesus.
- Wow.
443
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,167
You put us through all that
just to help
444
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,819
a burnt-out restaurant staff
start a food truck?
445
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:14,987
Basic.
446
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,989
She is more complex than that.
447
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,199
Damn.
448
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,450
Great dog.
449
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,536
That's better than avocado toast?
450
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,037
You don't get nuance.
451
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:27,291
You sure you cogs don't want
to keep hanging out?
452
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,625
Was it ever real?
453
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,920
Rick Sanchez doesn't want to hear
the answer to that.
454
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,132
But if he did?
455
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,181
I tried the portal again. No dice.
456
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,057
Rick really hates The Goonies.
457
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,852
I think we're going to like it
in Garbtopia.
458
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,813
In fact, I've taken a trash wife.
459
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,356
You've "taken" her?
460
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,609
We gave ourselves to each other.
461
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,321
I'd stay down here
even if there was a way out.
462
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,282
They won't be able to make you pay
child support down here, huh?
463
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,242
Oh, Dad.
464
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,036
Look at the two of us.
465
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,829
Spending time together.
466
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,414
Yeah, this is nice.
467
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,837
Is that a food truck?
468
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,547
We're already gentrifying.
469
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:19,176
Rick! Rick! Rick!
Get me out of here! Oh God!
470
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,678
Don't worry,
our son won't be like him.
471
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,055
It's nothing personal!
472
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,973
I'm only 14, I gotta get out of here!
473
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,185
That was the last time
I saw my father.
474
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,520
Once more,
my mother's voice came to me,
475
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,939
carried on the wind.
476
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,941
"Be free, my son."
477
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,360
And somehow, I did feel free.
478
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,403
My father was horrible,
479
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,572
and my mother was garbage,
480
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,324
but I knew myself now.
481
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,244
And somehow, that was enough.
482
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,914
- Told you.
- That little shit.
483
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,625
Can't believe he got a book deal
on Rick's trash moon.
484
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,918
Come on, we're boarding.
485
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,253
You guys still read books?
486
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,581
Order 53! Hot cog, Chicago-style.
487
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,502
If I may,
I know there's zero substitutions,
488
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,921
but I would never want onions
on my hot dog.
489
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,131
Yes, you do.
490
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,882
If I may, I do not.
491
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,136
You die of a massive coronary
at the age of 43.
492
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,848
If... if...
493
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,309
If I may...
494
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,935
Boss wants to see you.
495
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,854
Is that a prediction, or...?
496
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,397
Just go talk to him, Steve.
497
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,400
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