All language subtitles for Newhart s05e08 Thanksgiving for the Memories

Honey, carving knives came just in time
for Thanksgiving.

George, you should come and see these.

I've seen knives, Dick.

Not like these, George.

Next to this beauty, Excalibur, is a
butter knife.

Honey, I'm glad you always get so
excited about Thanksgiving.

It's a little weird, but I'm glad.

Joanna, it's only the best holiday of
the year.

As soon as you wake up, there's a major
parade featuring the best in cartoon

balloons, which ends just in time for my
favorite football game of the year.

Then all eyes are riveted on me as I
slide into a succulent 18 -pounder

with these beauties.

You're in a good mood right now, aren't
you, Dick?

Yeah, you know, underneath it all,
George. Try to hold on to that feeling,

because I got bad news.

What's that, George? The electrical
wiring in this place is for the birds.

The whole inn should be done over soon.

How soon?

Before there's a big fire.

That soon.

And you're going to need professional
electricians to do it.

Can't you do it, George?

Yeah, but it would take a year.

Of course, the fire will probably put me
even further behind.

You'll have to get some.

Hi. I'm Larry. This is my brother,
Daryl. And this is my other brother,

Hi, guys.

Ooh, new sharp cutlery.

Daryl, this is the perfect opportunity
for you to show these folks your

fledgling juggling skills.

Maybe another time, guys. What can we do
for you? Well, we feel that over the

last year, we've grown close enough to
you folks to invite you to partake in

of our most intimate rituals.

What's that, guys? We'd like you to join
us for Thanksgiving.

You celebrate Thanksgiving.

Who better to give thanks than three
brothers who have it all?

So, will you join us?

Sounds yummy, but we've already made our
Thanksgiving Day plans.

Darn it.

Oh, well, how about firming up the date
for next year?

Darn it again.

Just got off the phone setting that one
up.

Oh. Well, we'd commit to the next year,
but I'm not sure if we're free.

Come on, Daryl. Let's get home and check
our decade at a glance.

Don't worry, Dick.

The first estimate on this sort of
electrical work is usually kind of high.

But I know a couple of tricks to get the
price way down low.

Well, we've been through the whole
place.

Here's our estimate.

Wow, I thought it'd be a lot more than
this.

Jump on it, Dick.

This can't be your best price.

I don't see how it could be any lower.

I guess we'll have to take it.

We can start work right away, but you're
going to be without electricity for a

few days. That means no heat and no
light. There's no way you can work with

electricity on.

Are you trying to fry one of my guys?

No.

We'll make do.

I'll write up the work order.

have invited all of us to their house
for Thanksgiving.

Well, that's very thoughtful, Stephanie,
but traditionally we stay home for

Thanksgiving. Honey, we can break our
tradition this year.

No, no we can't.

We have too much fun having Thanksgiving
here.

You have too much fun. I have to cook
all day and clean up all night.

I help clean up. No, you don't.

You always stuff yourself till you can
hardly walk, then you groan about how

bloated you are and go up to bed early.

Yeah, but while I'm groaning, I always,
you know, take a couple plates into the

kitchen.

Dick, come on, we should go.

And while we're gone, the electrical
work can be done.

No electrician is going to work on
Thanksgiving.

Sure we will.

Wow, these guys are unbelievable.

Honey, I don't think it's fair that only
you and I make the decision. I mean,

George loves our Thanksgivings here. He
may not want to go, right, George?

Are you crazy? I love that giant
mansion.

Picking up on the mood of the room yet,
Dick?

Oh, okay, we'll go, but I'm bringing my
knives.

Bye, all.

Is everybody ready to gobble -gobble a
Thanksgiving meal at Costa de

Vanderkellen?

Here's a special Thanksgiving gift for a
person I'm particularly thankful for.

A stuffed turkey. Get it?

Oh, Michael.

He's so cute.

I'm going to call him Terry Turkey
because Tom is such a cliche.

And I'll bring him home with me to meet
my Petey Rabbit.

Who's Petey Rabbit?

He's my favorite cuddle bunny. We grew
up together.

We'd still be together, but I couldn't
bear to have him see me as a maid.

Well, Steph, as much as you love that
rabbit, I bet after a few minutes

this clucker, that bunny's beat.

I don't know, Michael. Petey's pretty
special.

But I'm sure he'll love Terry.

Well, Cupcake, don't worry. Even if he
doesn't, that's just present uno for the

12 days of Thanksgiving.

I thought it was the 12 days of
Christmas.

No, it's the 25 days of Christmas.

Hi, Dick.

You just missed a knockout game of
tennis in the Vanderkellen Dome. I

slaughtered your senorita.

Stephanie was the judge.

That way I get to sit above everybody.

Dick, are you going to have some fun or
are you just going to keep pouting? I'm

a grown man. I do not pout.

Then why are you just sitting around
here moping in this lovely mansion?

Because I want Thanksgiving at my house
with my turkey and my knife.

Dick's being a baby.

Come on, Steph. Let's go upstairs to the
theater and watch Captain EO again.

You know, it's very rude of you to act
this way around the Vanderkel.

Act what way? I'm reading a book. You
don't know anything's wrong.

You couldn't get pouting, love.

I'm not pouting. I'm having a wonderful
time. I know him, Art, and he's pouting.

You can't just sit there like this. I
spend millions to make this house a fun

place to be.

You almost make being rich seem stupid.

It's not stupid. Believe me, I'm having
a great time right here.

Is he still pouting?

No.

I don't know one single person who's
been able to resist all this house has

offer. How about a swim in a heated
pool?

Your choice, salt or fresh?

I'm fine, really.

Then how about a zoom in a jet pack
around the house, Buck Loudon?

I'm really fine.

I know. How about a nice round of golf?

Don't you think it's a little cold
outside?

Who said anything about going outside?

Now, that might be interesting.

I knew it.

House one, powder, nothing.

Thanksgiving is one of Arthur's favorite
holidays, too.

It certainly is.

It all dates back to colonial days when
my ancestors broke bread with the

Indians. and then made some of the most
lopsided land deals in history.

Those were the days.

Oh, there you are.

Art, you've got to see this incredible
football game. It's only halftime, and

the score is tied 31 to 31.

Oh, honey, you're back to your old
Thanksgiving self.

Honey, even you would enjoy a football
game on a screen that big.

You can actually lip -read the player's
cursing.

This may be my best Thanksgiving ever.
The game couldn't be more exciting.

They're preparing a 25 -pound turkey,
and Arthur's even going to let me use my

knives.

He pouted me into it.

Halftime's almost over, guys. It's still
31 -31, and they're predicting an even

closer second half.

Mommy, have you seen Petey Rabbit?

I think it's time he met his new friend,
Terry Turkey.

I can't wait.

Michael, he doesn't sound like that.

Peter the Rabbit.

I haven't thought about that toy in
years.

Arthur, do you remember where we put it?

We gave it away, didn't we?

You what?

Yes, to charity. We gave away a lot of
your old things.

Why don't you just give away Grandma?
She's old.

Take it easy, princess. If it means that
much to you, we'll go out first thing

tomorrow morning and buy you a dozen
brand new Petey rabbits.

Well, the new synthetics are much more
lovable anyway.

I don't want a new one. I loved Petey.
Come on, Steph.

You still have Terry.

Get that buzzard out of my face.

I know what'll bring that smile back,
princess. A blank check.

All better?

Now, Stephanie, you realize I don't
allow that kind of talk in this house.

Fine. Then we'll leave.

Dick, get the car.

What?

Stephanie, please. It's Thanksgiving.

I will not stay in a house where people
obviously don't care about my feelings.

Or Petey.

Stephanie, wait.

I mean, think carefully about what
you're doing until at least after the

and I...

I carved that big juicy bird.

Besides, I'm sure that Petey would feel
that you're overreacting. I am not!

And I'm sure your father realizes where
he was wrong.

I am never wrong. Come, Marion.

Oh, Arthur!

Come on, Michael, let's pack!

But, but, Steph!

Terry thinks that we... Oh, shut up!

Yeah,

the electricians were working today, so
there's no electricity and no heat.

Unless they finish.

See many brighter to you, Dick?

George, get the kerosene lamps.

Maybe we should just stay at a hotel.

I'm not having Thanksgiving dinner in a
tiny hotel room. It's bad enough I

missed a football game of the century.

Well, at least you got to hear it on the
way home. Yeah, it's the only time in

history a radio announcer said he
couldn't do justice to the game and beg

to find the nearest TV.

I think we're just suffering the holiday
blase here. But let's make the best of

it. We can build a fire and cook up a
nice holiday feast in the dining room.

Well, I don't think we have much. We
weren't planning to be home, so I didn't

shopping.

The electrician's made a mess in the
dining room, Dick.

It's all right, George. We'll eat here
in the lobby. It'll be like a

Thanksgiving picnic.

Hell.

Can't we go to a restaurant?

They're all booked solid. Let's try to
think positive.

It can't be that bad.

All we have is Velveeta and mayonnaise.

Yum.

Just trying to be positive.

Well, that's right, everybody. After
all, Thanksgiving isn't about what you

It's being thankful for all you have.

Now, who wants a piece of cheese?

Wait, wait, wait.

I want to use my knives.

I'd like a piece of dark cheese, please.

Okay, now.

Who'd like some mayonnaise with their
cheese?

Yeah.

Me, me neither.

I'd like some, Dick.

I really think it'll be good.

Well, I guess before we eat, we should
bow our heads and give thanks.

You've got to be kidding.

We better pray fast, Dick. My cheese is
starting to freeze up here.

Holiday greetings.

be the Thanksgiving elf.

I've never heard of the Thanksgiving
elf.

Neither did we. We was hoping to be the
first to discover a brand new holiday

character.

As you can see, we exceed elf height
requirements.

I suppose.

But who knows what power of disguise
they may have.

Not elf, okay?

Well, what are you doing home?

Our plans didn't work out.

But we're making do.

I see.

Hmm, Velveeta.

Interesting choice.

But I just want to say, our invitation
to have Thanksgiving dinner with us is

still open.

And we do offer the added incentive of
heat, light, and a decent eating

That's good enough for me. Come on,
Michael.

You want to go?

Kick, heat, and light.

Yeah, Dick, this doesn't taste as good
as I thought it would.

Okay, we'll go.

Woo -wee, come on, Daryl. Company for
Thanksgiving dinner.

Okay, prepare your pie holes for some
taste bud titillation.

Daryl's been slaving in the kitchen all
day, whipping up some of the finest

eating since Groundhog Day.

Groundhog Day? You know, that day near
the end of winter.

When the cute little groundhog sticks
his head out of the hole, sees Daryl's

shadow and we eat him.

It's tradition.

What's your Thanksgiving tradition?

Turkey, of course.

Of course.

You mean the animal that goes gobble
-gobble, right?

Right.

He should get around more.

We took the liberty of arranging a seat
in Boy, Girl, Daryl.

I was going to suggest that.

Steph, are you sure you're going to be
able to eat here?

I'm so depressed about Petey, I don't
care about anything anymore.

Except my parents, of course.

Now, I know your innards are going to do
backflips over the turkey, but wait

till you taste Daryl's tempting side
dishes.

What kind of side dishes?

You know, yams, stuffing, cranberry
sauce.

Oh. You folks don't know a can of beans
about Thanksgiving, do you?

Hi, Larry. Do you know where my
daughter... Oh, there you are.

Mommy! Daddy!

I don't know what you're doing here, but
I really don't want to see... you? You

may not want to see us, but would you
like to see this little fellow?

Petey Rabbit!

Michael, this is my Petey Rabbit.

Wow, Steph, he's all you said he was,
and more.

We contacted the charity we gave him to.
Unfortunately, they haven't found a

home for him yet.

Oh, thank you, Daddy.

Mommy!

It was worth missing the big game to see
this, huh, Dick?

Oh, it's so good to see my Petey rabbit
again.

When I was five years old, I drew a
little heart on the bottom of his foot.

Where is it?

This isn't the real Petey. This is an
imposter rabbit.

I told you she wouldn't fall for it.

But, Princess, doesn't the fact that I
tried to fool you count for something?

Stephanie, your father went to a lot of
trouble to get you that toy.

Oh, Mother, a Vanderkellen forced the
shop is hardly an agony.

The stores didn't have anything like it.

Your father had to open one of his
factories and have them make a replica

old photographs.

Really? Opened on a holiday.

That's triple overtime.

You ruined hundreds of people's
Thanksgivings just to...

I'm just sorry you didn't like the
duplicate. It cost me $10 ,000 to

manufacture.

It did?

Wally!

That's my daughter.

Now, listen, Loudons, you're all invited
back to our house for a late

Thanksgiving dinner. We can copter to
Newport in an hour.

It's a tough choice, but we did make a
commitment to the bandit Collins first.

We understand.

We'll just keep changing seats like
usual to make our tiny family seem

Actually, Daddy, we did accept Larry's
invitation. I think we should stay.

Why did you have to pick now to be nice?

Well, if you won't come with us, can we
join you?

Are you kidding? The more elbows bump,
the merrier.

Arthur! Oh. Come on, Marion. We haven't
been in a dive like this for ages.

Look.

Swiveled chairs.

Whee!

That's the Thanksgiving spirit, Art.
Okay, Daryl.

Bring on these.

Now that the food is here, I think the
head of each household should say a

prayer of thanks. I'll start.

Lord, before we chow down, thank you for
the many critters in our pot and all

our knife, although offbeat, friends.

Take it, Lord.

We thank you for keeping our family
together and for not letting Congress go

nuts on tax reform.

We thank you for the abundance in our
lives and for the food we're about to

Please protect us.

I've been waiting a long time for this.

I don't think this is the appropriate
time to juggle.

I'm sorry.

Well, go ahead. Stuff your faces.

I think maybe the head of each household
should take the first bite.

It's good.

Prayers?

Prayers are answered.

This stuffing is particularly delicious.

You flatter, Daryl. Getting a hold of
the secret ingredient was quite a poo,

being this far from Groundhog Day and
all.

Oh, come on, you Thanksgiving poopers.
Good is good.