All language subtitles for Newhart s03e10 Georgies Girl

Oh, I hate this stupid, stupid Vermont.

What on earth happened?

I was pulled over because my headlight
or something wasn't working.

And when the policeman saw my Rhode
Island license, he said it wasn't any

here. Because it's from out of state?

No, because it's expired.

Stephanie, it's not Vermont's fault that
your license expired.

Yes, it is. It was a Vermont policeman
who pulled me over.

And then he gave me this...

encyclopedia to study and said I have to
take the test Thursday.

This Thursday?

There isn't enough time. That's plenty
of time to study.

I'm not talking about to study. I'm
talking about to get ready for the

I'll barely be able to get my hairstyle,
let alone do my nails.

Your nails won't show. It's just a
picture of your face.

Joanna, it shows on my face when my
nails aren't done.

Stephanie, everybody's driver's license
picture's terrible, but nobody cares.

You should see Dick's. Honey, show
Stephanie your driver's license.

Honey, you know I don't like to show it
to people.

It's just Stephanie.

Come on, I'm trying to make a point.

Well, it's cute.

You think this is cute?

Not Robert Redford cute.

More like Mr. Potato Head cute.

That's why I don't like to show it to
people.

Thank you, Joanna.

I guess if Dick can live with this
monstrosity, I can live with... No, I

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass
you.

A fly in the ice cube. What'll that
Dutch think of next? Hi, George.

Oh, Joanna, Dick, this is Sarah. You
know my friend Dutch, the one who's so

funny? Well, this is his sister.

It's so nice to meet you. Dutch has told
me so much about this inn.

What do you think?

Smells fine.

I should have known better than to
believe...

Oh, George and Dutch and I went over to
Fairleigh to go square dancing. Let's

show them that new step you taught me.

That's right for Dan.

Oh, hi, Dutch.

He's supposed to be waiting in the
truck.

What?

There's a missile crisis?

You're kidding.

You are kidding.

Yeah, you really had me going there,
Dutch.

Yeah, what are you calling about, Dutch?

Why didn't you just come inside?

I guess you're right. A missile crisis
is funnier over the phone.

Sarah Dutch is at the cafe next door. He
says if you aren't in the truck in two

minutes, he's going to write your
telephone number in the men's room.

I better go.

It was nice meeting you. Oh, you too,
Sarah.

I'll walk you to the door.

I had a real nice time.

I had a better time.

Well, good night.

George!

Yeah?

You really like Sarah, huh?

Yeah, we've kind of been seeing each
other for a few weeks now. George, why

didn't you tell us? Well, I was afraid
you'd tease me. You know we'd never do a

thing like that.

No, we'd never do anything like that,
George.

She's pretty special, huh? Come on,
Dick. You said you wouldn't tease.

I'm not teasing. Well, then how come
you're smiling?

We're just happy for you, George. Now
you've got Joanna doing it.

We're sorry, George. She seems very...
You're smiling.

She seems very sweet.

Geez, can't a guy go on a date without
people ribbing him to death?

Looks like George has got a girlfriend.

Let up, will you, dear?

Well, I'm having a nervous breakdown.

Well, that's what's wrong.

This, I have tried and tried for two
days to learn this, and it's impossible.

my life is over.

Stephanie, relax. You passed a driving
test before.

Well.

Well, you have a Rhode Island driver's
license.

Actually, it was sort of a present for
my 16th birthday.

Came with the car.

Why don't you go upstairs and study a
little more, and if you're still having

trouble tomorrow, I'll help you. All
right. I'll try.

I can't believe my life is ruined
because of this stupid, stupid Vermont.

Morning.

George, looks like you had another date
with Sarah last night.

Am I smiling?

You went out on a date last night?

Yeah, Sarah and I went on a midnight
picnic.

She says that's the best time to go. All
the ants are asleep.

She was joking, Dick. You can smile.

George, you certainly look wonderful
these days.

Come on, Joanna.

No, really. You and Sarah look like you
have so much fun together.

Yeah, we really get along, and we teach
each other things, too. That's

important. What kind of things? Well,
she's teaching me to square dance, and

teaching her how to rivet.

Well, that'll come in handy when you
build your dream house.

Or a bridge.

Well, I think it's sweet.

I've got a lot of work to do.

Guess I'd better get along.

Don't you want some breakfast?

No, thanks. I'm not very hungry these
days.

Isn't that darling?

What? George has lost his appetite
because he's in love.

Oh.

Remember how you lost your appetite when
we first started going out?

Oh, yeah.

I adjusted that shower head and
tightened that doorknob. Oh, good. What

want me to do next? Paint the sills or
sand that outside banister?

I've got sandpaper right in my toolbox.
You know, for the banister.

Fine. Go ahead, George.

Oh, of course, I've got the paintbrush
right here with me, too.

It's up to you, George.

You want me to do the sills, don't you?

I don't care, George.

If you want me to do the sills, just say
so.

All right, do the sills.

You're in.

George! In here, Sarah.

Hi. What happened?

Oh, nothing. I got a little splinter
from the banister.

I could sand that for you, Dick.

Good idea, George.

You weren't in your room, so I thought
I'd try over here.

I hope you don't mind, Dick.

Oh, no.

I brought you some muffins, George.

Mmm, apple walnut with cinnamon.

No, plain.

Good, my favorite.

Is this your study?

Yes.

Where are the bones?

Don't feel bad. He almost got me with
that one, and I live here.

I know you're busy, so I'll run. Oh,
George, do you want to go to the movies

tonight?

Exploding Planet is playing.

I hear it's very good.

Oh, that's the one where the planet
explodes.

Gee, Dick, now you gave away the ending.

We can still enjoy it.

You ever go?

Well, yeah, sure. That'd be great.

I'll see you tonight.

Bye, Dick.

What did I do that for? I don't want to
go to the movies with her.

You don't? No.

I got to break up with her.

Why do you want to break up with her?
Because she's getting awfully serious.

And I know she likes me more than I like
her.

Are you sure?

Yeah. A person knows about things like
that. Like the way I know I like you

than you like me.

You don't like me more than I like you?
Yes, I do.

We like each other the same.

Nope. I like you much more.

No way.

Then how come you never come up to my
room to see me? I always come down here.

Well, I think a lot about going up to
your room, but...

Before I can do anything about it,
you're already here.

That's because I know if I don't come
here, I'll never see you.

And I like you more than you like Peter.

Dick, I wish you hadn't brought this up
now.

I've got enough to worry about with
Sarah.

She's been talking about settling down.

Is that so bad? She's...

You know, she's very nice. Joanna and I
were talking about... I know she's nice,

and she's pretty, and she's fun, and
she's a damn fine riveter.

And everybody thinks she's perfect for
me, but I don't love her.

I want to, but I just don't.

I hope this doesn't make you like me any
less, because as it is, I like...

George, how do you break up with
someone, Dick?

You're asking me like I'm some kind of
expert. Come on, Dick. A great guy like

you must have hurt someone.

Not really.

Well, once.

What happened?

She mowed a faceless remark on my lawn.

I just hope Sarah doesn't cry and scream
and fall down on her knees and beg me

to take her back.

George, she's an adult. She wouldn't
react like that. I always do.

There. We got the munchies.

Now all we need is a stereo and girls
and curlers and it'd be just like it was

when I was in college.

Poor Joanna.

Oh, you were describing a happy memory.

I'll get some sodas.

Is George still in his room?

Yeah, he never came down to get dinner.

This thing with Sarah must have him
really confused.

I'm going to go over and talk to him in
his room.

You're going to his room?

Yes. Yes, I'm going to his room.

Okay, I've just never known you to go
there before.

Well, that doesn't mean I can't go now.
I mean, he's a friend.

Dick, it's fine with me. Good.

Because I can't tell you how many times
I've wanted to go to that movie.

I've just, just never, never gotten
there.

Maybe you should see a travel agent.

If anyone calls, I'll be in George's
room.

You're going to George's room? Yes.

I'm going to be in George's room, okay?

cranky ever since I called him Mr.
Potato Head.

Well,

I'm feeling better.

I think I'm getting the hang of this
studying stuff.

Great. How far have you gotten? I've got
the message from the commissioner down

pat.

Good.

I'll just ask you some questions, but
don't yell at me or I'll cry.

Don't worry.

Okay.

Is driving in Vermont a right or a
privilege?

All right.

Well, it's kind of a right, but it's
more of a privilege.

I got it wrong?

George, I just thought I'd come up here
and visit you in your room.

Well, okay, but next time, could you
give me a call first?

You're thinking about Sarah?

Yes, and I figured out a way not to hurt
her. Have a seat, Dick.

Here's the plan.

Sarah and I will never be alone
together.

All our dates will be double dates.

That way she can never start talking
about settling down.

And we can just go on and have fun and
nobody will get hurt.

That's the plan.

What do you think?

George, I don't think it's a good one.

Really? I think it's foolproof.

Well, George, I see a problem here. I
mean, you have a date tonight, just the

two of you alone.

Dick, you want to see a movie tonight?

Yeah, George. It's exploding planet.

No, George, first of all, Joanna is busy
helping Stephanie, and second of all,

nobody wants to double date with someone
who's double dating just to avoid

breaking up. Well, sure, you're just
saying that to shoot holes in my plan.

George, it's not a plan, it's a hole.

But you have to come.

I can't be alone with her tonight.
She'll start kissing me and telling me

loves me, and then I'll have to tell her
the truth.

George, I can't. I wouldn't feel right.

I guess I understand.

Good, George.

I wouldn't want you to do anything that
rubbed you the wrong way.

No, I appreciate that.

I'd do it for you, of course, but that's
because I like you more than you do me.

All right.

I'll do it, George.

Hope the storm holds off until the end
of the picture.

Yeah, that would certainly put an end to
this.

Glad you decided to come along at the
last minute, Dick.

Yeah, and so am I. I never miss a good
exploding movie.

Are you all right, George?

Yeah, I'm just watching the movie.

I don't want to miss when, you know,
Boom.

Run! This whole planet's going to
explode!

True!

George, I think you're catching a cold.

No, I'm fine. I told you.

I could do this forever.

Whoa, am I hungry. I think I'll run up
to the Mr. Wiener stand and get maybe a

hot dog.

George?

I know watching people trample each
other makes me hungry.

Does anybody else want something?
George, don't go now. I think this is

exciting part.

Oh, all right.

George? George?

Something wrong?

No. Everything's fine.

George, there is something wrong, isn't
there?

Yeah.

Is he all right?

He's fine.

Tell her you're fine.

I'm fine.

He's fine.

Sarah,

I lied.

What? What?

I'm not fine. Something is very wrong.
George, George, you had a plan.

What? What's wrong?

Don't be upset, please.

I don't think we should see each other
anymore. I'm sorry.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Okay.

It's time for me to make a visit to Mr.
Weir.

Sarah, I was hoping you wouldn't take it
this way.

I can't help it.

I always cry when my heart's ripped out.

This is ripping my heart out.

Then why did you do it?

Sarah, have you ever bought a hat?

What? When I go to buy a hat, I'll look
over the whole rack, and one of them

will seem to say, Hey, George, I'm the
hat for you.

And sure enough, when I put it on,
there's something about that hat that

right.

It may not be the nicest hat or the
prettiest hat.

It's just the right hat.

Sarah, you're just not the hat for me.

I'm sorry.

I wish you were saying this to me
instead of me saying it to you.

So do I.

Because I would have said that.

You're the hat for me.

Just a minute, Dick.

Boy, this is worse than I ever dreamed
it would be.

I'm not having such a great night, Eve.

You know what?

Are you sure about this?

I hope so.

Are you all right?

I'm all right.

I guess things just don't work out
sometimes.

You can come in now, Dick.

You better hurry.

This whole planet's about to... You
should have listened

to him.

to keep out of the rain, I spent two
hours at the Mr. Wiener stand.

Honey, it must have been awful.

Well, I got to meet Mr. Wiener.

That's not his real name.

Kind of an interesting guy. Did you know
that until a year ago, there was no

legal definition of chilly?

Well, how do I look?

Absolutely wonderful.

Thank you.

Good luck on the driver's test.

No.