All language subtitles for Newhart s03e04 Miss Stephanie

What a storm, huh?

What tipped you off?

The way the rain is coming down or the
fact that all your guests are holed up

inside this quaint little pillbox?

Well, I know it must be a disappointment
that the rain spoiled your vacation,

but we do have things here to pass the
time like puzzles, games, books. Great.

Vacation here is sort of like being sick
in bed.

Mr. Armentrout's a very nasty man.

Well, honey, his vacation's been ruined,
and I'm sure underneath it all he's a

complete jerk.

Hi, everybody.

Boy, is it neat out there.

This rushing water, mud, gusting wind
just kind of makes you glad to be alive.

Yeah, that's just what Mr. Armentrout
was telling us.

Did you get the supplies, George?

Oh, I couldn't. The mud washed out the
road. You should see it. Well, you can't

see it because it's washed out. All you
see is mud.

That's what you should see.

But we're out of necessities. We don't
have milk, eggs, bread, magenta red nail

polish.

Gee, I'm kind of messy. I better take
these things off on the mud porch.

Thank God for the mud porch.

Michael, looks like you're stranded here
tonight.

I don't want to be any trouble.

Michael, this is an end people have
stayed over before.

Stephanie, why don't you make up room
six for Michael? Okay.

I'll get you an extra blanket and a
picture of me for your bedside table.

Heaven times two.

Dick,

you've got to get me out of here.

Why? Stephanie's never seen me in the
same clothes two days running.

I've never seen me in the same clothes
two days running.

Well, I can lend you something of mine.
Sure, take a bad dream and turn it into

a nightmare.

Hi, I'm Larry.

This is my brother Daryl, and this is my
other brother Daryl.

Excuse our appearance, but they've just
been out making angels in the mud.

Well, what can we do for you? No, it's
what we can do for you.

Okay, what can you do for us?

We thought the neighborly thing would be
to lend assistance in this hour of

slime.

If you've got any extra food at the
cafe, we don't have anything for

Well, what do you need?

Well, eggs.

What kind?

Chicken.

I think we can scrape up some of them.

And we could use butter and bread and
milk. Cow's milk.

Miss Stephanie?

Hi, Larry. As long as you're going
shopping, could you pick me up some

red nail polish, extra glossy?

They're not going shopping. They're
giving us some food.

Oh, well, food.

I think that's it.

Well, I guess we should be going.

Daryl hates the way his precious Pam
endures on a night like this.

Stephanie, is Michael's room ready? And
waiting.

I turned on your bed, I tuned the TV to
channel A, and I set your electric

blanket to six and a squidge.

What else could a man ask for?

Except a blow dryer, toothbrush, and a
change of clothes.

Cologne, shoe trees, water picks,
styling mousse.

Where's Stephanie?

She's in the kitchen getting breakfast.

Here, let me have your comb. It's an
emergency.

I don't have one on me.

What are you doing?

You look okay.

And that's disgusting.

Stephanie!

Michael! How's my girl?

Your... Your hair, your...

Close the stuff in the corner of your
eye.

I guess the fan man was here.

You mean the black man.

Stephanie, you've got to believe me. I
usually look so much better in the

morning.

I just didn't have any of the proper
equipment.

Next time we'll put out styling forks.

Okay, who had... Who touched?

Good morning, Miss Stephanie.

You look particularly lovely with eggs
in your hands.

Oh, thank you. I took the opportunity to
go in town and get that nail paint you

asked me for. Oh, Larry, you saved my
life.

But how did you get into town? I thought
the roads were washed away.

Oh, that just added a little sport to
it.

Magenta red, right?

I also thought the flaming coral was
kind of nice.

You might want to try that shade
sometime.

You don't think it would be too flashy?

No, ma 'am. Not on a blonde.

Larry, why don't you boys sit down and
Stephanie will make you some of those

eggs you brought.

Thank you.

Daryl and I will have the chicken egg.

Daryl here prefers the other.

The, uh, the other.

Larry, what kind of eggs are these?

Scrambled.

Scrambled chicken or scrambled other?

Once they're scrambled, it's anybody's
guess.

Well, I hate to eat God knows what and
run, but I have a book to write.

I'll check your spelling.

Great. Eggs from my chick.

I don't know why, Michael, but things
like that sound funnier from a groomed

person.

Hey, miss, I was here first. Why are you
serving him before me?

He was closer to the kitchen.

Then I'm taller. What difference does
that make? I have yours right here.

take them back while you're over there
yakking. They got cold.

Excuse me.

I must speak.

Didn't your mom ever tell you you could
catch more flies with honey than with

vinegar? No. Want to make something of
it?

Butt out.

Get me another breakfast, Bubblehead.

Well, I think I've heard just about
enough.

Hi.

I'm Larry.

This is my brother, Daryl.

This is my other brother, Daryl. So?

We just thought you might like to know
the names of your assailants.

Because if you don't stop abusing Miss
Stephanie, we're going to be on you like

scum on a pond.

Now eat your breakfast.

And smile.

Thanks for standing up for me. Don't
forget, I set him up with the flies and

vinegar lard.

All I know is sometimes I wish certain
parties could be more like you, Larry.

Hi.

I'm Larry.

Hi. Hi, Larry.

Where's, uh... Where's your brother
Daryl and...

And your other brother, Daryl.

They went to see Old Yeller.

I love that movie.

There's a movie?

Well, what can I do for you?

Actually, I came over here for some girl
talk.

With me?

I'm pleased to announce I've gotten
myself a wife.

Somebody to cook my meals, to bear my
children, fill up my senses, milk my

Well, who's the lucky woman?

Miss Stephanie.

Stephanie Vanderkellen?

Yes, sir.

Your wife?

That's the one.

I don't understand. She was...

She was single at breakfast.

Oh. Well, I hadn't exactly popped the
question yet.

But I got her picked out, and that's
half the hog.

She already has a boyfriend.

That floppy fella at breakfast?

All the signs point to her preferring
me.

Well, sometimes we misread the signs.

I know for a fact that she's very much
involved with Michael.

Oh.

How are we going to make her see the
light?

Well, first of all, we aren't.

And second of all, there is no light.

Well, let's don't give up yet.

Can you give me some advice on how to
win her heart?

No.

Well, how'd you win the vital organ of
the lovely Miss Joanna?

I don't know. I took her out, bought her
flowers and candy,

bathed.

Flowers and candy, huh?

Larry, I don't think that's going to do
it for you. I really can't emphasize

strongly enough that...

Miss Stephanie has absolutely no... I
don't care if it's going to be rough

hoeing. My family's persistent in the
pursuit of love.

My daddy courted my mama for five months
before she said those words he is

longing to hear.

Okay, untie me and I'll marry you.

I really can't emphasize strongly
enough.

I'm just sorry you had to be exposed to
all this.

That's all right, silly.

I love you for who you are, not how you
usually look.

Well...

Ciao.

Drive safely.

Stay so close.

Boy, relationships.

Work, work, work.

I don't believe this.

place. Lousy room, lousy food, lousy
service, lousy weather.

Thanks a lot. This is the worst weekend
I've ever spent in my life.

That'll be $70.

Listen, lady, if you think I'm going to
pay full price for a weekend at Motel

Hell, you're crazy.

Mr. Armentrout, you've done nothing but
insult me, my husband, our employees,

our guests, and our inn.

If you don't stop complaining and pay
your bill...

I'm going to jump down your throat and
pull your wallet out from the inside.

Is that so?

Yes.

Well, why don't I save you the trouble?

I'll get you your tea.

Keep it. Deposit for next year.

Good afternoon, Miss Stephanie.

Oh, Larry, I know you have to run.

Oh, Larry.

I wanted to thank you again for the nail
polish.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you, thank you.

As you can see, it was worth it. Sure
was.

The next time you're in town, could you
pick me up some blusher?

Stephanie. Miss Stephanie, I'd eat bees
for you.

Well, Larry, we don't want to tie you...
hold you up.

Dick, why did you rush him out like
that? Honey, I just wanted to keep this

thing from mushrooming. What thing?

Stephanie, Larry, Larry likes you. I
know.

No, I mean he, he really likes you. Most
men do, Dick.

Are you blind? Don't you know what all
that bee -eating stuff was about?

The man is in love with you.

You mean it's serious?

Yeah.

Involving hormones and everything?

And possibly ropes.

The inevitable dinner invitation.

Come for viddle tonight.

Larry.

Here we go again.

Time to break another heart.

Shatter a man's dreams.

Leave him a tiny pool of what he once
was.

What to wear, what to wear.

This heart isn't going to be that easy
to break.

It never is.

Some men pout.

Some men cry.

Some men stare coldly into space.

These men tie people up and carry them
off.

That's a new wrinkle.

You certainly can't go over there alone.

I won't.

Dick will come with me.

I will.

Just to wait outside in case I need you.

Okay, how will I know if you need me?

We'll have a signal.

Let me think.

How's this?

Good evening.

I'm Larry.

Hi, Larry.

I want to talk to you.

My ears can't wait.

Daryl will take your coat.

Hands.

Okay.

Would you care to take a lovely load
off?

Okay.

Larry.

Was that the signal?

It sounds... Sounds kind of like music.

I didn't know Daryl played a comb.

I didn't know Daryl owned a comb.

Daryl!

Is this why I spent money on music
lessons?

I spoke my mind.

Miss Stephanie, would you consider
spending the rest of your days with such

humble pup as myself?

Oh, what a sweet way to put it.

But no way, Jose.

The fact is, I have a boyfriend.

But you told me you like me better.

When? I'll always remember those words
you said.

It's like they're tattooed on my heart.

All I know is, sometimes I wish certain
parties were more like you, Larry.

Larry, you may have made more of that
than was intended.

What do you mean? It's not that I don't
like you, too, but I love Michael.

Well, what if something happened to him?

Like if he got hit by lightning or fell
in a river or...

Somebody accidentally left a wolverine
in his bathroom.

Then might I have reason to hope?

I wouldn't think so.

I see.

Then I guess there's just one more thing
to do.

Daryl, get the sack.

I know he won't.

What's going on here? They're going to
put me in a bag. Well, we won't let

No.

You were going to.

You sent Daryl for the sack.

You mean that sack?

You may be petite, but you ain't gonna
fit in neither.

Oh, Larry.

My blusher.

There seems to be something as yet
unexplained.

Why were you two outside skulking
around?

Well, you know, you told the story of
when your mother and father were dating.

And they tied the knot after they untied
the knot.

And we thought maybe, you know, it was a
family tradition.

It wasn't tradition. That was just
weird.

Didn't I make that clear?

Well, it was clear it was weird.

But it wasn't clear if you thought it
was weird.

I'm sorry.

Miss Stetton, I'm crunched.

Did you think I was going to do the same
thing to you?

Well, Larry, I didn't know what to
expect.

You're not like any other man I've ever
met or heard about.

I hope you can forgive me.

Miss Stephanie, I'd rather gargle dirt
than stay mad at you.

Oh, good.

Well, we'll be right outside.

Across the way.

In the end.

Probably upstairs.

Gee, Dick, I've got some work to do in
the garage. Maybe I could come up later.

Good.

Bethany, I guess now you have a little
better understanding of the workings of

my mind.

Yeah, I guess I do.

Well, will you marry me?

Larry, Michael is my first choice.

A lot of other people are my second
choice, and I mean a lot.

So in a way, you're kind of third.

Well, that's the nicest thump in my
heart.

It's overhead.

I'll never wash this face again.

Aw, gee.

Well, does that Biddle's invitation
still stand?

Oh,

this smells absolutely...

Meow.