All language subtitles for Moesha s06e06 Just The Two Of Us

Mmm.

All right, everybody, who wants Sal's
Berry Steak?

Ew, nasty.

Daddy, TV dinners?

Yeah, well, you're going to miss my home
cooking this weekend when I'm away at

the annual Saturn Retreat. Yeah, well,
that means we could eat out.

All right, Mom, Sammy's mother's going
to pick you up from school tomorrow, all

right? And, Dad, I don't want to go to
Sammy's house.

Well, what's the matter? You and Sammy
fighting again?

His grandfather always walks around the
house naked.

You mean in his boxers? No, Dad, in his
walker.

Hey, can I stay here with Dorian?

Daddy, you know what? I know you thought
you might never hear this, but I

actually met my little brother.

Can you come stay on campus with me?

I can stay at the dorm?

Is that cool, Dad? I think it's a good
idea, Mom. Yeah.

Me too.

Me too.

Hey, when are you rolling out, Uncle
Frank? Well, actually, we are going to

rolling out tomorrow evening.

We? Yeah.

I thought that you'd come down with me
to the convention.

It'll be nice.

Hey, there's a disco.

Saturday night fever.

Oh, great. I'll go grab my bell bottom.

Boy, don't sleep on the Saturn dealers.
You know, last year, they turned Vegas

out. No, thanks. Look, I got a whole
lot... Wait.

Hold on. Did y 'all say Vegas? Yeah, the
retreat's in Las Vegas.

Yeah, I'm down.

Well, good.

I'll get an extra ticket to the Chubby
Checker review.

All right, Miles, this is my suite.

Look, Niecy and I are in there.

That's Brenda's room right there, and,
uh, some thing named Alicia stays in

there. And this is tight.

So nobody's in charge?

No, you're in charge of yourself.

Cool. Well, I'm gonna hang out on campus
while you study.

Dorian told me how to mack on some
college honeys.

Oh, no, you're not.

You're gonna stay here and mack that
homework.

And no TV until it's done.

Hey, Mo.

You ain't nothing but dad in a skirt.

Don't worry, when I get back from the
library, we're going to have some fun,

too. I'm going to take you to the famous
Cal U root beer brewery, the lacrosse

game, and the new insect exhibit is
opening in the biology building.

Bugs?

I'm not into bugs anymore, Mo.

I want to go to a keg party, a step
show.

I want to see some college honeys. I'm
talking about panty race.

Boy, you are 13.

You better sit here and read some Harry
Potter and watch Nickelodeon.

Be back soon with the books.

Oh, you.

Okay, I'm calling security.

My name's Mitchell. Miles Mitchell.

You can call me Eminem for short.

Mitchell. Ken of Moesha, I gather.

Yeah, I'm her brother.

Oh, poor you.

But I can see you got the looks in the
family.

Hey,

Mom.

I see you've met it.

And I see you still don't have it.

Anyway,

boy, you working on your homework?
Alicia told me to check on you.

Alicia, would you excuse me for a
minute?

Why are you trying to put salt in her
brother's game?

Can't you see she's digging me?

Oh, you like Alicia.

Oh, that's just nasty, Mom.

Yippee!

Eminem.

So how long will you be with us?

Oh, uh, just for the weekend.

But in three years, I have my license,
and I can come and see you whenever I

want.

Perfect, perfect. You know, I need a
big, strong wall.

I need a big, strong guy to help me with
my laundry tonight. But for starters,

you can help me rearrange my room.

Booyah.

out here.

I turn on the A .C., I'm sweating up my
gear.

Absolutely not.

Air conditioning burns gas twice as
fast.

You got on three shirts, take one off.

Hey, it's a part of my outfit.

You know I gotta look good when I get to
Vegas.

Yeah, well, maybe you ought to have four
shirts.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Yeah, sure.

Why are you driving so slow?

Old women are passengers.

On foot.

For your information, it's called
defensive driving, Dorian.

Of course, what would you know about
driving at your age?

I know that driving below the speed
limit will get you pulled over.

Sir.

Will you let me have it?

Good evening, officer.

May I ask why you're pulling me over?
You were driving below the minimum speed

limit. I told you.

License and registration, please.

You know, I don't believe that you're
going to give me a ticket for being a

cautious driver.

Cautious, sir?

I had to put the radar on to see if you
were actually moving.

Look at all these cars speeding.

And you're stopping me for driving
safely?

Or is that what they're teaching you in
the police academy these days?

I'm sure that you're really just doing
your job, right?

You know, I admire and respect a civil
servant such as yourself.

Can't find your license, huh?

No.

went to the dorm, he wasn't there.

Really?

I haven't seen him.

Excuse me.

No coins or food stamps.

Miles, what are you doing? Who told you
you were this guy?

Well, Miles told me he likes dancing and
I like to be entertained, so here we

are. Well, I don't want my brother
dancing for you.

Now I see why you don't want to hang out
with your sister.

Moesha, honey, you're too uptight. You
need to learn how to let go.

Let go?

I don't even have my hands around your
throat. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Look, Miles, man, if Hammer can quit, so
can you.

Do you like my dancing, Louise? Come on,
Miles, let's go.

Go where?

Look, I got two passes to the varsity
basketball court. I got the hookup so

can shoot around with the players.

Oh, for real?

Sorry, Mo.

I'm going to have to pass. I'm going to
stay here with Alicia.

I'm not asking you, Ma.

Daddy left me in charge, and I say we
leave.

Oh, come on, Moesha. Be a nice big
sister.

Let him stay.

Yeah, come on, Mo. Let me stay.

Come on.

I'm staying, too.

People driving without a license.

That is irresponsible if you don't mind
me saying it. I mind.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I can't listen to some sounds.

I don't drive with my ears.

Because you need to concentrate.

Not a lazy boy.

Thank you.

Look out!

What was that?

Tumbleweed. Sometimes they just roll up
on you.

That's it.

I'm getting off at the next exit, and
now I'm taking the bus home.

when I was your age, I could change a
tire in seven minutes.

You timed it?

Dang, I guess changing a tire was
considered a sport back in the day.

Didn't Daddy teach you how to fix a
flat?

Boy, did he.

Let's just say it was part of my
rehabilitation.

You got into trouble?

Yeah, never will forget it.

Your Uncle Bernie had spotted this
gorgeous little Mustang convertible.

The key's still in the ignition.

Somehow or other, I let him talk me into
believing that I could just take it for

a spin around the corner and wouldn't
get caught.

Boy, I didn't make it halfway up the
block before the police had us

surrounded.

That's where I get it from.

Yeah, boy, my pops got me a job in a
garage after that.

And all I did, day and night, was change
tires.

You must have hated it.

Yeah, I did.

I'm older now, son.

I realize all my daddy was trying to do
was put me on the right path.

Here we go.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to
preach to you.

Besides, the tire's already fixed.

Come on.

Let's go to Vegas.

All right.

Excuse me.

I think I'll do the driving.

Come on. Give me the keys.

I don't have them.

What do you mean you don't have them?
You drove.

Did you drive?

Uh -oh.

I think I locked the keys in the trunk.

My bad.

Don't worry, Ian.

Miles, where have you been?

The mall.

The mall?

Thought you were going to get ice cream.

Oh, we did, at the mall.

Then Miles offered to take me shopping.

Yeah, I wanted to put a smile on my
boo's face.

Did you spend all the money you made
dancing at the pendulum on Alicia?

No, I made even more money dancing at
the mall.

What? I couldn't get the skirt without
the shoes.

Alicia, you're a pimp.

Close, but I can think of a better word.
Hey,

you disrespect my woman, you disrespect
me.

I know you done lost your mind.

Oh, Maya.

Yeah, coming.

Hey, Miles, hold up.

We need to talk.

Okay, fine.

Fine. It's my aromatherapy hour anyway.

I guess I'll just see you later, mm -kay
-kay? Mm -kay -kay.

Yeah, she's gonna be my wifey.

Miles, look, I know you're feeling
very... Sprung.

I am afraid that... Alicia doesn't feel
the same way about you

as you do about her.

Well, you're wrong, Mo.

She wouldn't let me borrow that stuff if
she wasn't feeling me.

Oh, two bad men don't stay this way.

What?

Look, Miles, man, you gotta listen to
Mo, man.

Alicia is not the girl for you.

Hakeem, when you get a college girl,
we'll talk.

And Mo, you know you don't like Alicia,
but you don't know her the way I do.

We're together now, so I think you need
to mind your own business.

All right, Mindy Mac.

Exactly what I'll do. Great, great,
great, great, great, great.

Oh, this is great.

What's wrong with you? Why don't you
just pay attention?

Uh -oh, now this whole whack trip is my
fault?

I knew taking this trip with you was a
bad idea.

And all I wanted to do was go see a
fight. Fight?

What fight?

One of my... One of my homies from boot
camp is boxing on the

undercard of the Sugar Shane Mosley
fight.

Oh.

I see.

And all the time I was thinking that you
were going to Vegas, a week had spent a

little time together. But no, no, no.

That was just your ride, huh?

You know, I'm really disappointed in
you, Dorian.

That's all I ever hear you say.

It's how disappointed you are in me.

How you expected more from me.

How I let you down all the time.

Look, Dorian, I...

Dorian, I... No, I don't know what to
say.

You don't have to say anything.

Look, Dorian, I don't want to fight with
you anymore, all right?

And I apologize if I haven't said enough
to encourage you.

But there is a lot about you I do
admire.

I admire your courage and your strong
will.

I'm proud of you, Dorian.

Well, for sure.

Oh, boy.

Not you two again.

Oh, officer.

I can't believe this.

Funny thing, my son and I happen to have
locked ourselves out of the car.

Oops.

Why am I not surprised?

Let me see what I can do.

Looks like we're going to Vegas after
all.

No, son.

Let's go home. We've already had a long
enough trip.

I was hoping you would come to the fight
with me.

Really, son?

Yeah. Well, I'd love to.

by separating the colors from the
whites, and then you can read the

on the detergent box because I don't
know what happens next.

Where's the detergent? Oh, I'm out. Just
use Moesha's.

Oh, oh, this shirt is very expensive.
Please wash it on the delicate cycle.

Oh, you want me to do it all by myself?

Hey, what's up? Yo, what's up, little
man?

Uh, Niecy's not here.

Oh, I'm not here to see Niecy.

Oh, then you're here to see Moe?

I'm here to see Alicia.

Well, uh, I hate to break it to you,
partner, but, uh, whatever you and

had, it's over.

She's with me now.

Nico. Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

I stopped by to see if you wanted to go
catch a late movie.

Well, I would, but I'm a mess.

Are you kidding?

You look great. I know. It's a curse.

Well, let me go get my jacket.

Hey,

brother, you disrespect me.

Man, how old are you?

That's enough to defend what's mine.
Come on, man.

to go back in there, you don't want to
see this.

Nico, would you excuse us for a second?

Miles, honey, we've had fun together,
okay? And you are a cutie. And in ten

years, if you're still interested in
older women and are making some grown

money, then we might have something.

Are you trying to say it's over?

Yeah.

Are you going to be okay?

Yeah, I'm cool.

Oh.

Yo, little man.

You got a lot of heart, man.

Love stinks, doesn't it?

Go away.

I do not want you to see me like this.

Well, that's what big sisters are for.

Look, I'm sorry you got hurt.

Man, how could she pick him over me?

I'd dance for that girl.

Some women don't recognize a good man
when they see one.

Who knew women were so complicated?

Well, love is complicated.

Hey, Miles, I'm sorry for being
overprotective.

But you're my baby brother, you know?

Dang, Miles, I can't believe you like
the honey.

You gotta face it, Mom.

I'm a man now.

If you look real close, you can see my
mustache.

Yeah, next Christmas, I'm gonna get you
the magic shade.

Hey, Mom, you think the root beer
brewery's still open? Yeah.

Doesn't close until midnight.

Can we go? I need to drown my sorrows.

All right.

My treat.

I just had the new DQ chicken.

Miles, why are you still up? I have a
list of things for you. I mean, uh, to

in the morning.

You need your rest.

Aw, I'm not so thoughtful of you,
Alicia.

Miles, did you finish my laundry? Oh,
yeah.

It's all in the room. Chill.

See, Moesha, you gotta train them while
they're young.

Miles!

See, Alicia, you said it yourself.

You gotta train a lot of young.

When Gordo helps Ethan with his
studies... You have a total in Ethan.

This tutoring thing rocks.

Will Lizzie and Miranda crash the party?

Why don't you tutor me?

Lizzie McGuire, today at 5 .30 Eastern.